1
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What?

2
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[chuckling]:
It feels different, doesn't it?

3
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Breakfast?

4
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This. You, me, us.
Married. Different.

5
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Not really. We've basically
been living together

6
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for a couple of years.

7
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This little piece of paper
right here...

8
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makes it different.

9
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That's the gas bill.

10
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I know that.
It was symbolic.

11
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Oh, let me guess-- you already
lost the marriage certificate.

12
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The point is it's different.

13
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Aw.
This feels different.

14
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See?

15
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You know what?

16
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Maybe you guys are right.

17
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Maybe it is different.

18
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Maybe everything is different.

19
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Hold on.

20
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Nope.

21
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Aw. You crack me up, Dad.

22
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We can keep it Adam.

23
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-Poppy?
-Adam.

24
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-Pop Pop?
-Stop stop.

25
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Listen, I'm down a couple
of waitresses tonight,

26
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any chance you can help me out?

27
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Mmm... It's my one night off

28
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and I'm behind on my reading
for law school.

29
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What if I put Pop Pop
back on the table?

30
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Wow.

31
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Toying with the emotions
of someone

32
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who always wanted a father.

33
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Well played.

34
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But I'm not tipping out
the bartender.

35
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I'm the bartender.

36
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Then you can break it to him.

37
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Look at us--
squabbling, but with love.

38
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We really are a family.

39
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Thanks to this piece of paper.

40
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That's the cable bill.

41
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What is it about symbolism
you don't get?

42
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And it's past due.

43
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Well, now you're
just annoying me.

44
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♪

45
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It was the world's
most wonderful honeymoon.

46
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I wore no clothes
for five days.

47
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I mean, I've done that
before, but not sober.

48
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And not in private.

49
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Look, we've all seen it.
Let's get over it.

50
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I've seen it,
but I can't get over it.

51
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What led up to this
transformation?

52
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Sorry, Marge, what happens
at Sandals Orlando

53
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stays at Sandals Orlando.

54
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If only.

55
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I, for one, am gobsmacked.

56
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I used that right, right?

57
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Gordon Ramsay says it
when he finds out

58
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the restaurant serves
frozen lasagna.

59
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Anyway, we had a dock
in front of our cabin,

60
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and every morning
I'd get out of bed...

61
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How do you wash it?

62
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I don't.

63
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You know, I want to say
I'm nonplussed,

64
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but I might be plussed, and I
don't want to get it wrong.

65
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And you have arrived safely
at your destination.

66
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Thank you, Officer.

67
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You know what we
call this, ladies?

68
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A police escort.

69
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Do you know what
we call this?

70
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Forced laughter.

71
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I know at some point
I've arrested you.

72
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Well, you could probably say
that to anyone at this table.

73
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Have a great
day at work.

74
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Okay. You have a great day
at, uh... this.

75
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See you tonight.

76
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He's taking me to his cop gym.
He likes to show me off.

77
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Like a piece of meat?

78
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USDA Prime.

79
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Anyway, you're just in time
to hear my exciting story

80
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about my honey...Oh, my God,

81
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what the hell
happened to you?

82
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Orlando.

83
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Hey, honey.
Honey, honey!

84
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Yes, sir? "Honey", or,

85
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like I've told you three times,
Christy, at your service.

86
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Yeah, did these wings
actually come fromBuffalo?

87
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'Cause they're ice-cold.

88
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Let me take care
of that for you, sir.

89
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Even though you've already eaten
four of them, you asshat.

90
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[clears throat]
What's wrong?

91
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You see the one who makes
the other ones look smart?

92
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Oh, Marv?
Yeah, he's a tool.

93
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He's been a dick to me
all night.

94
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He says the hot wings
aren't hot.

95
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After he ate four?

96
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I know, right?

97
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Tool.
Tool.

98
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Need another plate of
wings, and make 'em hot!

99
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Make 'em hot?!

100
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Everything in here is hot!
I'm melting!

101
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You're giving him new ones?

102
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I was just gonna
run a sponge over these

103
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and nuke 'em in the microwave.

104
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I'm sorry he's giving you
a rough time,

105
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but those guys
are my Tuesday night.

106
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They pile in here and drink
their weight in booze.

107
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Without them,
I might as well not open.

108
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Your call.
But I can dump a beer in his lap

109
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and totally make it look
like an accident.

110
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Yeah, I'm that good.

111
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Ding, fries are up.

112
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What's in your hair?

113
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Hmm, I'm not sure.

114
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But it's got a kick.

115
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Tammy, we talked about this.

116
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You're supposed
to be wearing a hairnet.

117
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I am nonplussed, Adam.

118
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Completely nonplussed.

119
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Your hot wings
will be right out.

120
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Would you like
another round of beer?

121
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[scoffs] Do we look like guys
that stop after one pitcher?

122
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Coming right up.

123
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How about that?
Dumb blonde's a real thing.

124
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Excuse me?

125
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Sorry about Marv.

126
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His wife just left him.

127
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I think the phrase
is "tunneled out."

128
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Oh, what's that
supposed to mean?

129
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I am implying that any poor
woman who is stuck with you

130
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would be willing to literally
dig her way out of that life.

131
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I'm picturing with a spoon.Hey, you would be

132
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begging to dig out
of my basement, baby.

133
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Yes. I would be.

134
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ADAM:
Christy.

135
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Christy, come here.
Come here.

136
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What the hell was that?

137
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I know! Huge tool, right?

138
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I'm talking about you.

139
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Me?

140
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Go apologize and tell him
the next round is on the house.

141
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You cannot be serious.

142
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I'm running a business.

143
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And you should
support your employees.

144
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Ding, wings up!

145
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Just go and apologize.

146
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You want to apologize?
Do it yourself!

147
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Ding, wings getting cold.

148
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Hairnet.

149
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I will consider a hairnet
if you get me a real bell.

150
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I'm tired of doing my own ding.

151
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Get the wings and go.

152
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Oh, I'm going.

153
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You can't leave.

154
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Watch me.

155
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Tammy, I need you
to wait tables.

156
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Seriously?
I finally

157
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got all of it crammed
into this thing.

158
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Now.

159
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Hold up.
Let me put my pants on.

160
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Two towels, please?

161
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Uh, I have to sign
your guest in. Name?

162
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Her name is "my girlfriend."

163
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Last name "ba-bam."

164
00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:02,552
It's Jill.

165
00:07:04,162 --> 00:07:06,338
Jill Ba-Bam.

166
00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:10,386
Oh, no, no, no.

167
00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,475
I don't touch things
that have touched other people.

168
00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:14,477
Ah, 'cause she's a lady.

169
00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:18,307
A super, super hot lady.

170
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He can see that, baby.
Dial it back.

171
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16...

172
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17...

173
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...and a half.

174
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[groans]
Oh.

175
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I'm really not supposed
to let 'em clang like that,

176
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but I think it tells
the whole gym I'm here,

177
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I'm strong, deal with it.

178
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Okay, want to give it a whirl?

179
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I mean, not at this weight,
you know,

180
00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:49,773
it took me years to get there.

181
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Oh, that's okay. I'll just
stick to my usual stuff.

182
00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:56,388
Ah.
Probably safer.

183
00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:13,449
Did you know she
could do this?

184
00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,364
I didn't know anyone
could do this.

185
00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:33,425
Maybe she should be the cop

186
00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:35,906
and you should be the one
at home getting a pedicure.

187
00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:36,951
[chuckles]

188
00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:38,909
Ba-bam!
[chuckles]

189
00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,262
I'll kill him.
I'll kill him!

190
00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:45,394
Marv or Adam?

191
00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:46,917
Adam.
Who's Marv?

192
00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:48,136
The guy!

193
00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:49,354
I don't care about the guy.

194
00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:50,921
I care that my husband
threw my daughter

195
00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,836
under the proverbial bus
for this Marv guy.

196
00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,186
Maybe I do care about Marv
a little bit.

197
00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:56,666
Thank you.

198
00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,233
Oh, it's like Adam has, like,
totally forgotten about

199
00:08:58,276 --> 00:09:01,236
the existence of...
of-of this... This is the, uh,

200
00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:03,934
this is the uh,
marriage certificate.

201
00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:05,414
What's it doing in a magazine?

202
00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,416
I don't... I-I brought the mail
into the bathroom.

203
00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:09,026
Things happen.

204
00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:13,901
I got to say, Mom,
it feels really good

205
00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,250
knowing that you're on my side.

206
00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:16,686
Well, of course
I'm on your side.

207
00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:19,384
What other side is there?
There's only one side.

208
00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:22,387
Honestly, this is
more shocking than Wendy's hair.

209
00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:23,563
Wendy's hair-- oof.

210
00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:24,781
We still haven't
talked about that yet.

211
00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:26,522
I'll make some tea.

212
00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:38,969
Jill would've made that.Shut up.

213
00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,191
Well, that was fun.

214
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,808
Yep.We should do this again.

215
00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:53,288
Yep.

216
00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:54,637
Is everything all right?

217
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,421
Yep.

218
00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:57,553
Do we have time to g...

219
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,555
Ooh, I left my watch
in the locker.

220
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,601
Oh...Be right back.

221
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,607
It really doesn't
go with your shoes.

222
00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:29,324
[sighs]

223
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,456
Your day's not over, bub.

224
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,505
What does the dog know
that I don't?

225
00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,855
How could you not
defend Christy?

226
00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:40,683
Here we go.Yeah, here we go.

227
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,467
Hey, she walked out on me.

228
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,339
Because you threw her
under the bus.

229
00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:45,645
The customer is always right.

230
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,690
Since when? I've been
a customer my whole life,

231
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,170
I'm never right.

232
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,345
Especially now.

233
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:51,563
You should have had her back.

234
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,391
She didn't have my back.
She left me hanging.

235
00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:56,220
I had to bartend, wait tables.
I couldn't pee for four hours.

236
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,614
Look, Christy is my daughter,
and if you...Nope, nope, no, no.

237
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,442
We're stopping that right now.

238
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,096
Don't you "nope, nope, nope" me.

239
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:05,099
I love Christy, but you can't
automatically take her side.

240
00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,971
We're married now.
Things are different.

241
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,930
So I'm supposed to
automatically take your side?

242
00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:11,235
Hey, it goes both ways.

243
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,715
No matter how many
crazy-ass things you do--

244
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:13,890
and we know you're
gonna do 'em--

245
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:16,676
I will always be there
to support you.

246
00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,375
You will?

247
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:23,117
Hell yeah, you're my wife.
I got your back forever.

248
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:27,208
Aw.
[chuckles]

249
00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:31,212
How tired are you?

250
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,303
Does it matter?
You're on top either way.

251
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,612
Oh, Christy, good,
you're still here.

252
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,266
Adam and I want
to talk to you.

253
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:45,530
Oh?
Oh, good.

254
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,750
Yes.
Yes, please do.

255
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:50,710
I really feel like
you owe Adam an apology.

256
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:53,234
What?
No.

257
00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:56,237
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no.

258
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,805
Last time you and I spoke,
you were killing him for me.

259
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,676
What?It's symbolism.

260
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:04,158
Uh, that was before I heard
Adam's side of the story.

261
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,333
Oh, thank you, Bonnie.

262
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:07,770
Oh, yes.

263
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,380
"Thank you, Bonnie."

264
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,296
I see how it is now.

265
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,429
A little nighttime
nookie-nookie pillow talk,

266
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:15,822
suddenly he has a side?

267
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,345
I do.He does.

268
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,347
[grunts loudly]

269
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,740
I hate you both!

270
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,350
I can't wait till
I finish school

271
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,004
so I can get out of this house!

272
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,311
I've never actually
seen you,

273
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,749
but you're, like, 45, right?

274
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,142
Forty-one.

275
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:35,406
You think I'll still
be living here when I'm 45?

276
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:43,153
And now it's two against one,
just 'cause they're married.

277
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,460
Where was Adam when
I was cleaning vomit

278
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:46,940
out of her eyes?

279
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:49,072
That's right, vomit.

280
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:51,292
She threw up into a fan.

281
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,163
In a department store.

282
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,644
The day before Christmas.Mm-hmm.

283
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,994
I-I get it.

284
00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:00,083
Also, I'm trying
to eat soup.

285
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,263
I think what's
going on here

286
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:09,179
is that for years, you felt
abandoned by your mother.

287
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,399
And then you finally got
the relationship with her

288
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:12,922
that you'd been waiting for,

289
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,098
and now you're feeling
abandoned again.

290
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,579
Yes, that's exactly
what she's doing.

291
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,494
She's abandoning me again.

292
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:20,756
How is everything?

293
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,149
Amazing, thank you.

294
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:26,936
I ordered a BLT,
I got a turkey sandwich.

295
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,285
But I'm not gonna complain,

296
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,113
because that's how
you treat a waitress.

297
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:35,031
Sweetie, your mother is finally
in a healthy relationship,

298
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:37,294
so instead of focusing on
what you're not getting,

299
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,209
try focusing on
how happy you are

300
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,168
that she found someone.

301
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,388
Great, Marjorie.

302
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,869
I just wanted you
to agree with me,

303
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:50,133
but instead, you
give me good advice.

304
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:53,180
You're welcome.

305
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:56,226
Now, we never got a chance
to discuss Wendy's hair.

306
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:59,012
Ooh, I wanted to
talk about that, too.

307
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,494
It's the first time I've
ever had a fight with Christy.

308
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,888
We've always gotten
along so great.

309
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:09,631
And she and Bonnie have
been through so much together.

310
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,502
Maybe I don't have the right
to expect Bonnie

311
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,940
to side with me every time.

312
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,071
What do you think?

313
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:18,292
You have the longest eyelashes.

314
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:21,948
Huh?

315
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,124
Nothing. Never mind.
Keep going.

316
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:27,954
If I side with Adam,
I hurt Christy.

317
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,825
If I side with Christy,
I hurt Adam.

318
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,349
It was just so much easier
when I only had to worry

319
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:35,091
about one person's
needs-- mine.

320
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,484
Yeah, well,
I've been there.

321
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:39,443
My first wife had two kids
before we got married.

322
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,228
Well, it's hard
being in the middle.

323
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,143
A lot of crazy feelings
to balance.

324
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,448
Yeah. How'd you deal with it?

325
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:47,930
You did hear me say that
that was my first wife?

326
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,585
Now, the second
Mrs. Munson...

327
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:51,760
Wait, just so I know,

328
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,544
how many Mrs. Munsons
were there?

329
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,285
Five marriages, four women.

330
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,940
Uh, I circled back
to number three.

331
00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:02,945
Oh, Lord, she was
a spitfire.

332
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,121
We met at a
Bobby Womack concert.

333
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,384
You remember him.

334
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:09,604
"Lookin' For a Love,"

335
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:12,389
"Woman's Gotta Have It."
[chuckles]

336
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,130
He was Sam Cooke's guitar player

337
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,350
before Sam Cooke
was, uh, murdered.

338
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,961
Then he married
Sam Cooke's widow,

339
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:23,400
and that did not go over
with the community. And...

340
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,839
And I'm telling another story
to myself.

341
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,628
[sighs] I've never
done paintball before.

342
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,238
What a blast.

343
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,762
Oh, yeah.

344
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,505
I mean, the last time
I got splattered with paint,

345
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,725
I was wearing fur;
it wasn't as much fun.

346
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:47,163
Really? 'Cause you don't seem
to be splattered at all.

347
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:50,297
I think my gun was
just faster than yours.

348
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:53,082
This is my own
paintball gun.

349
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:55,084
Yours is a rental.

350
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:57,304
And I practiced yesterday.

351
00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:58,783
You practiced?

352
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,829
Yeah. Look, can we just
get some chili fries

353
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,396
and put this behind us,
please?

354
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:05,007
No. You've been weird
since the gym.

355
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:09,707
Oh, hold on.Oh, my God!

356
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,274
I got this.Call 911!

357
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,537
I am911. Would you...

358
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:16,627
Okay, I'm a professional.
Please let me do this.

359
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,890
What are you doing?
I almost had it.

360
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,457
Yeah, because you move
like a puma.

361
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:23,417
Okay, you know what,
you gotta ball your fist.

362
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:27,508
Okay. Hey,
I know how to ball my fist!

363
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:30,032
Hey... you okay?

364
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:32,600
Yeah. Thank you.

365
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:35,690
Or you.

366
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,083
Glad you're okay.

367
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,301
What the hell is wrong with you?

368
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,911
I feel bad that you're...

369
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,565
better than me
at everything.

370
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,132
And I feel bad that
I'm the kind of guy

371
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,960
who feels bad about that.

372
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,440
Well, I'm sorry.
In the past,

373
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,485
I would've let you win,
but I'm a strong sober woman now

374
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,270
and I won't play the girl
for you.

375
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:51,619
No, I don't need
you to do that.

376
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,882
I just want to impress
you with something.

377
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,797
Why? I'm already
falling in love with you.

378
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,104
What was that?

379
00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:59,714
Nothing.

380
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:03,152
Are you sure?
Yup.

381
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:05,154
Because it sounds to me
like you were the first one

382
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,852
to say I love...
[grunts]

383
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:10,159
Did you shoot me in the heart
because you love me?

384
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:13,075
No!

385
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,686
Doesn't hurt
because you love me.

386
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,215
[Bonnie laughs]

387
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:33,139
[knocking on door]
Come in.

388
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:40,668
Hey, um, can I talk to you guys?

389
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,191
What happened?

390
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,280
Did you have an accident
with the car? [gasps]

391
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,499
Are you pregnant?

392
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:48,763
No.

393
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:51,113
But I owe you an apology.

394
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:55,813
I realize it's time I start,

395
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:59,295
you know, acting my age.

396
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:02,081
You two are husband and wife

397
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:05,084
and I need to respect that

398
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,129
or whatever.

399
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:11,002
Thanks, Christy.
And for what it's worth,

400
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:13,222
Marv was being a real jerk
to Tammy tonight,

401
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,138
so I kicked him out.Aw. See?

402
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,445
All I see is that he
stuck up for Tammy

403
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,055
and he didn't stick up for me.

404
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,579
Wow. Now that's
all I see.

405
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,668
You didn't see it
until she said to see it.

406
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:27,323
I saw it.

407
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,325
So whose side
are you on?

408
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:33,024
Look, we need to think of
this family as a reality show.

409
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:36,724
Alliances are going to shift,
and right now you're out.

410
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:40,031
So basically you agree with
whoever speaks to you last.

411
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:42,730
He's got a point.

412
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,864
Ugh! I hate having a family.

413
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:49,911
[door slams]
Eh, she's got
a point, too.

414
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:57,788
So I chased him into a ravine
and held a paintball gun

415
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,921
to his head until he told me
he loved me, too.

416
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,838
So romantic.Isn't it?

417
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:06,232
[phone rings]

418
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,755
Hi, Bob.

419
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,715
[laughing]

420
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,328
Of course I still have them.

421
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,547
Do you still have
your perfectly tan tush?

422
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,293
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