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Okay, what spaghetti sauce do you want?

2
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Well, I don't remember the name.

3
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It's the one with that
actor's face on it.

4
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Paul Newman?

5
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No. The one where the
proceeds go to charity.

6
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Oh. Paul Newman.

7
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No, it's the one who
does all those movies

8
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with Robert Redford.

9
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That's Paul Newman.

10
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You're not listening to me.

11
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- I think you mean Paul Newman.
- Adam says it's Paul Newman.

12
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Sure. Let's try that.

13
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Oh, don't forget popcorn.

14
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I like the kind with
the guy with that bow-tie.

15
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- Orville Redenbacher?
- No. It's a funny name.

16
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Call me back when Adam tells you

17
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it's Orville Redenbacher.

18
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No! Don't serve her! I was next.

19
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I mean, why the hell do you have numbers

20
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if you're just gonna ignore them?!

21
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I have 24.

22
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I have 24!

23
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- Ma'am, please, calm down.
- Don't tell me to calm down.

24
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Just get me my thinly
sliced low-sodium ham

25
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or I am coming over that counter.

26
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Back off, 25.

27
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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

28
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"I have 24! I have 24!"

29
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Guys, you had to see it.

30
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She was flipping out over ham.

31
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Why didn't you record
it and put it on YouTube?

32
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I think they even have an
"Old People Losing It" channel.

33
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But it wasn't funny.

34
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Put some circus music
behind it, it'll be funny.

35
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"Old Man Sends Back Soup"
doesn't sound funny, either,

36
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but hit it was a little...
(imitates circus music)

37
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There goes your afternoon.

38
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It's weird to see your
sponsor melting down like that.

39
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I mean, she's the one
I call when I melt down.

40
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You can always talk to me.

41
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I'm usually melting down because of you.

42
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Well, I think Marjorie is
perfect 'cause here she is.

43
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Hey, Marjorie!

44
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Hello, ladies.

45
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Sorry I'm late.

46
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- Nice track suit.
- Glad you're here.

47
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We weren't talking about anything.

48
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CHRISTY: So... anything new with you?

49
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Actually, I was at the
grocery store earlier

50
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and I did something terrible.

51
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(sighs) I bought cookies
for the meeting.

52
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(blows raspberries) I just
didn't have time today to bake.

53
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I hope you don't think less of me.

54
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You're right, Christy.
She's an unhinged lunatic.

55
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(laughs)

56
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Laugh all you want. You weren't there.

57
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- No, this. Check out grandpa.
- (circus music playing)

58
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A pigeon steals his sandwich.

59
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(laughter)

60
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What's everyone doing Saturday?

61
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- We're free.
- Don't commit so fast.

62
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That's how we ended up
playing Scattergories

63
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with her weird nurse friends.

64
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That was fun. I got
my blood pressure checked

65
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and I learned the word, "penumbra."

66
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I got a Groupon for us
all to get foot massages.

67
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- My treat.
- It's free? We're free.

68
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What's a Groupon?

69
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Oh, for God's sake, Jill.

70
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Rhymes with "coupon," has "group" in it.

71
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Use your brain.

72
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- Sorry.
- Marjorie, is everything okay?

73
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Yeah. Why?

74
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Because you just cast quite a
penumbra over this gathering.

75
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- You do seem a little cranky.
- Cranky?

76
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What does that mean?

77
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Cantankerous, irascible, truculent.

78
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See, Jill? I know words, too.

79
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I don't know what you're talking about.

80
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Okay. I was at the grocery store today

81
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and I... kind of

82
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saw you kind of yelling at the deli guy.

83
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Kind of.

84
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I wasn't yelling.
I was setting a boundary.

85
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Sure, sure, sure. Sure.

86
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It just that your boundary
made the deli guy kind of cry.

87
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Well, he skipped over me.

88
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I was merely reminding him I was there.

89
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Oh, the people at the Yarn Barn
next door knew you were there.

90
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(singsongy): This is
getting uncomfortable.

91
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(singsongy): I know. I love it.

92
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I appreciate your concern, Christy,

93
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but it's really no big deal.

94
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Okay.

95
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Well, that was a dry hump.

96
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Oh, Christy, I went
back to that shoe store

97
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and that cute sales guy
that gave you his number

98
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said you didn't call.

99
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Why didn't you call? You should call.

100
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Patrick and I just broke up.

101
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It's way too early to
start seeing someone.

102
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Patrick doesn't think so.

103
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What?

104
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Adam said he's dating someone else.

105
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Why would you tell me that?

106
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Because I don't keep secrets from you.

107
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You didn't tell me who
my dad was till I was 36.

108
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That's when I learned my lesson.

109
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I don't believe this.

110
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Where did he meet her?
No. No, no. Don't tell me.

111
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Where did he meet her?

112
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- At a yoga class.
- I said don't tell me.

113
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To be fair, you were
a little flippy-floppy.

114
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I truly didn't think
it would bother you.

115
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Of course not because you don't
have normal human emotions.

116
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Hey, stop yelling at your mother.

117
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Me? Yelling?

118
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You at the deli, that was yelling.

119
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I am not yelling.

120
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(quietly): It's getting good again.

121
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You totally did!

122
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CHRISTY: I did not! You're insane.

123
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Uh-oh. Peaceful time is over.

124
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Put yourself in my shoes.

125
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Hi, Adam. How would you like it?

126
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Hey, we've been through this already.

127
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Hey, honey. I was just
trying to be honest with you.

128
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- Oh, please.
- This is the part where we try to figure out

129
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- what they're fighting about.
- You were not trying to be honest.

130
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You love stirring the pot.

131
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I told you one, tiny thing.

132
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"Tiny"? You call that tiny?

133
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Why don't you just tell
me if they're having sex?

134
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Well, I've got it. Have
you figured it out yet?

135
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Do you really want to know

136
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or is this just another
one of your traps?

137
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I can't believe you
told her about Patrick.

138
00:06:04,562 --> 00:06:05,728
I didn't tell her everything.

139
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There's more?

140
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No.

141
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- I'm taking Gus for a walk.
- I already took him.

142
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Hey, man, I'm not actually
taking him for a walk.

143
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I just want to get out of here.

144
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All right. Spit it out.

145
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What's she not telling me?

146
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Okay, here's the thing.

147
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I'm not stupid.

148
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Damn it.

149
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Everyone's pissing me off today.

150
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You, Patrick, my mom, Marjorie.

151
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Hey, hey, don't say
anything bad about Marjorie.

152
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That woman's a genius.

153
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You barely know her.

154
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I know that she makes
your mother apologize

155
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every time we fight.

156
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I don't know how she does it.

157
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It's like watching David Copperfield.

158
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How could Patrick ask me to
move in with him one minute

159
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and then run off with
this yoga chick the next?

160
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They're not running off.

161
00:07:01,356 --> 00:07:03,096
It's one week of surfing in Costa Rica.

162
00:07:03,206 --> 00:07:04,431
What?

163
00:07:04,456 --> 00:07:07,081
Oh, that's the part she
didn't tell you about, huh?

164
00:07:08,057 --> 00:07:11,260
He was gonna take me
surfing in Costa Rica.

165
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I even pretended to want to.

166
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You know who can make you
feel better about this?

167
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Marjorie.

168
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You should call her.

169
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There you go.

170
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I'm not calling Marjorie.

171
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I am calling this
super cute shoe salesman

172
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who is taller than Patrick,
so you should tell him

173
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'cause I am really, really into...

174
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does that say Jake or Jack?

175
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Oh, my God, this feels so good.

176
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I still don't know what
the heck a Groupon is,

177
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but I am loving this.

178
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Wendy, this is wonderful.

179
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I made a wonderful thing happen. Yippee!

180
00:08:00,873 --> 00:08:02,995
And just like that, you ruined it.

181
00:08:03,946 --> 00:08:08,198
Foot massage and a
date all in one weekend.

182
00:08:08,223 --> 00:08:10,507
That's right. I have a date.

183
00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,198
Big date.

184
00:08:12,223 --> 00:08:13,806
This weekend.

185
00:08:13,831 --> 00:08:15,164
You have a date?

186
00:08:15,189 --> 00:08:16,772
Why, yes, I do.

187
00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:18,854
I thought you said it was too soon.

188
00:08:18,879 --> 00:08:21,930
Hey, if Patrick can go to Costa Rica,

189
00:08:21,955 --> 00:08:24,373
I can go out with a manager
of a Lady Foot Locker.

190
00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,763
So you're using this fella?

191
00:08:27,190 --> 00:08:28,899
How am I using him?

192
00:08:28,901 --> 00:08:30,434
Well, you weren't interested in him

193
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until you found out Patrick was dating.

194
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I'm allowed to change my mind.

195
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I think you're making a mistake.

196
00:08:36,045 --> 00:08:37,459
Well, I don't.

197
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I'd like more pressure on my heels

198
00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,764
and more shut up from you two.

199
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I know what I'm doing.

200
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Okay.

201
00:08:45,146 --> 00:08:48,694
Don't say, "okay," when
it's clearly not "okay."

202
00:08:49,314 --> 00:08:50,646
Just say what you think.

203
00:08:51,039 --> 00:08:52,654
What does it matter what I think?

204
00:08:52,679 --> 00:08:54,944
You're just gonna do what
you want to do, anyway.

205
00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:56,018
Excuse me?

206
00:08:56,261 --> 00:08:57,686
I'm so tired

207
00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,127
of having you ask my opinion.

208
00:08:59,152 --> 00:09:00,873
I give it. You ignore
it. You make a mess.

209
00:09:00,898 --> 00:09:02,733
Then you ask my opinion about the mess,

210
00:09:02,758 --> 00:09:04,920
I give it, you ignore it
and you make another mess.

211
00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,228
What's the point?

212
00:09:06,253 --> 00:09:08,569
I always do what you say.

213
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,904
But lately, you don't do what you say.

214
00:09:12,383 --> 00:09:14,583
Careful. Slippery feet.

215
00:09:15,545 --> 00:09:18,061
- Where are you going?
- I'm leaving.

216
00:09:18,086 --> 00:09:20,108
JILL: Marjorie. Don't go.

217
00:09:20,513 --> 00:09:22,180
Marjorie, wait.

218
00:09:22,205 --> 00:09:24,264
Careful. Slippery feet.

219
00:09:25,324 --> 00:09:28,319
- Slow down!
- Leave me alone.

220
00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:30,209
I could watch this all day.

221
00:09:31,865 --> 00:09:34,194
- Should I follow them?
- Please do.

222
00:09:34,219 --> 00:09:36,169
It's the only thing that
would make this better.

223
00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,710
Aah!

224
00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,722
I can't believe you just
stormed out of there.

225
00:09:42,724 --> 00:09:45,559
I have a two-hour break
while Victor has a caregiver

226
00:09:45,561 --> 00:09:47,553
and this isn't how I
want to spend my time.

227
00:09:47,616 --> 00:09:50,867
- And you think this is what I want?
- I have no idea what you want.

228
00:09:50,869 --> 00:09:53,787
I want to call you and tell you
I got into a fight with somebody

229
00:09:53,789 --> 00:09:55,255
but I can't because
you're that somebody.

230
00:09:55,257 --> 00:09:56,873
I'm not gonna talk to you right now.

231
00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:58,959
You're my sponsor.
You have to talk to me.

232
00:09:58,961 --> 00:10:01,045
I don't have to do anything.

233
00:10:01,130 --> 00:10:02,631
I don't know what's going on with you,

234
00:10:02,656 --> 00:10:04,756
but... this isn't working for me.

235
00:10:04,789 --> 00:10:08,458
If we can't talk, you
can't be my sponsor.

236
00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,187
Then I can't be your sponsor.

237
00:10:12,308 --> 00:10:14,647
- Fine.
- Fine.

238
00:10:21,066 --> 00:10:24,426
And apparently, she's
a 25-year-old fitness model

239
00:10:24,451 --> 00:10:25,618
who's got huge...

240
00:10:25,643 --> 00:10:27,393
Oh, hi, honey.

241
00:10:30,678 --> 00:10:33,427
First you and Patrick break
up, then you and Marjorie.

242
00:10:33,452 --> 00:10:35,919
Are you starting to
think maybe it's you?

243
00:10:35,921 --> 00:10:38,205
Could you just help
me pick a new sponsor?

244
00:10:38,207 --> 00:10:40,491
Absolutely. This room is chock-full

245
00:10:40,493 --> 00:10:42,993
of strong, sober women, and Wendy.

246
00:10:44,663 --> 00:10:46,296
What about Catherine?

247
00:10:46,298 --> 00:10:47,631
Are you crazy?

248
00:10:47,633 --> 00:10:49,105
You don't want a knitter.

249
00:10:49,130 --> 00:10:50,811
You call her with your
problems, all you're gonna hear

250
00:10:50,836 --> 00:10:52,636
is "clickety, click, click, click."

251
00:10:52,638 --> 00:10:55,055
And then, she's gonna make you
one of those butterfly sweaters,

252
00:10:55,057 --> 00:10:56,423
and you'll have to wear it.

253
00:10:56,425 --> 00:10:58,066
Look at poor Denise.

254
00:11:00,095 --> 00:11:02,346
- Hi, Jill.
- Hi.

255
00:11:02,348 --> 00:11:05,891
- Christy.
- Marjorie.

256
00:11:08,854 --> 00:11:10,112
Chilly.

257
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,754
And not the delicious
kind that comes in a bowl.

258
00:11:13,025 --> 00:11:15,025
See? That's why I need a new sponsor.

259
00:11:15,027 --> 00:11:16,636
To talk about things like that.

260
00:11:16,661 --> 00:11:18,911
And I know exactly what I'm looking for.

261
00:11:18,936 --> 00:11:22,760
Somebody who's sweet and gentle,
like a drunk Mother Goose.

262
00:11:22,785 --> 00:11:25,252
Bonnie, I saw what you did.

263
00:11:25,277 --> 00:11:27,611
You knock over a cup of coffee,
you clean up a cup of coffee.

264
00:11:27,636 --> 00:11:29,517
You don't understand,
I didn't spill that...

265
00:11:29,542 --> 00:11:33,177
- Don't care. Mop's in the closet.
- Okay, fine.

266
00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:37,631
Screw Mother Goose. I want her.

267
00:11:39,218 --> 00:11:41,104
Thanks for having coffee with me.

268
00:11:41,129 --> 00:11:42,879
I've always liked your shares.

269
00:11:43,654 --> 00:11:45,366
I bet you help a lot of people.

270
00:11:45,391 --> 00:11:47,221
Probably, too many.

271
00:11:47,246 --> 00:11:49,440
So why would you have time for me?

272
00:11:49,465 --> 00:11:51,548
I'm sorry I bothered you, I should go.

273
00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:54,846
Wow, you're gonna be a lot of work.

274
00:11:56,322 --> 00:11:58,118
Does that mean you'll sponsor me?

275
00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,903
Before I answer, I have one question.

276
00:11:59,905 --> 00:12:01,580
Are they gonna do that
every time we meet?

277
00:12:02,135 --> 00:12:03,907
- Now that's what chicken salad is.
- Can you believe how much ice

278
00:12:03,909 --> 00:12:05,576
- they gave me?
- My sweater's brown.

279
00:12:05,578 --> 00:12:07,018
I'll talk to them.

280
00:12:07,043 --> 00:12:08,709
Okay, good. Now, I'm gonna
need you to go to at least

281
00:12:08,734 --> 00:12:09,900
five meetings a week.

282
00:12:10,082 --> 00:12:14,501
- Wow. Okay, five it is.
- And you need to call me every day.

283
00:12:14,807 --> 00:12:15,919
Sounds good.

284
00:12:15,921 --> 00:12:17,754
Can I call you constantly?

285
00:12:17,756 --> 00:12:20,090
Sure, but not after 8:00,
because that's my family time.

286
00:12:20,092 --> 00:12:23,401
Mine, too. That's when
I'm gonna need you most.

287
00:12:23,762 --> 00:12:26,096
You call me after 8:00
and it's not an emergency,

288
00:12:26,098 --> 00:12:28,899
you're coming over to watch
Puppy Dog Pals with my kids.

289
00:12:29,478 --> 00:12:30,955
Got it.

290
00:12:32,206 --> 00:12:33,505
Wow.

291
00:12:33,726 --> 00:12:36,450
- You've got a lot of rules.
- Oh, we're just getting started.

292
00:12:36,475 --> 00:12:38,947
I'm here to sponsor
you, not be your friend.

293
00:12:38,972 --> 00:12:41,306
You seem to have plenty of those.

294
00:12:44,432 --> 00:12:45,931
So I have a sponsor?

295
00:12:45,956 --> 00:12:47,406
Yes.

296
00:12:47,431 --> 00:12:49,088
Thank you.

297
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,984
Do you want to split a
cheesecake to celebrate?

298
00:12:52,009 --> 00:12:53,759
I don't split things,
I don't think cheese

299
00:12:53,784 --> 00:12:55,664
should be in cake and I
don't like to celebrate.

300
00:12:57,263 --> 00:12:59,630
I'm kidding, except
about the cheesecake.

301
00:12:59,632 --> 00:13:01,181
That's a weird texture.

302
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,212
So, how long have you been in AA?

303
00:13:04,814 --> 00:13:06,553
26 years.

304
00:13:06,555 --> 00:13:07,971
Whoa.

305
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,783
Did you get sober in kindergarten?

306
00:13:09,808 --> 00:13:11,308
High school.

307
00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:12,976
I died of a heroin overdose.

308
00:13:12,978 --> 00:13:15,416
For less than a minute, but
it certainly got my attention.

309
00:13:16,682 --> 00:13:18,448
That happened to my mom twice.

310
00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:22,127
Her fix was to steal a defibrillator.

311
00:13:23,676 --> 00:13:27,885
So, uh, school, work, what else?

312
00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:29,326
Are you in a relationship?

313
00:13:29,328 --> 00:13:30,794
No.

314
00:13:31,096 --> 00:13:32,629
I-I have a date tonight,

315
00:13:32,631 --> 00:13:35,132
- but I'm thinking about canceling it.
- Why?

316
00:13:35,134 --> 00:13:37,551
Because I only said
yes after I found out

317
00:13:37,553 --> 00:13:39,720
my previous boyfriend is dating.

318
00:13:40,673 --> 00:13:42,673
Do you think I'm using the new guy?

319
00:13:42,675 --> 00:13:46,059
How about you just go out
with him and see what happens?

320
00:13:46,162 --> 00:13:47,283
Really?

321
00:13:47,308 --> 00:13:50,596
My philosophy is, "Just show up."

322
00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,900
Mine is, "Worry about stuff

323
00:13:53,925 --> 00:13:56,142
till my hair comes out in the shower."

324
00:13:56,588 --> 00:13:58,772
How's that working out for you?

325
00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:03,057
I'm not wearing my hair in
a ponytail 'cause I love it.

326
00:14:03,617 --> 00:14:04,866
(laughs)

327
00:14:05,781 --> 00:14:07,748
Hey. On the count of three,

328
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,205
let's laugh real hard so
they think we're having

329
00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:10,563
a better time than they are.

330
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:13,171
One, two, three.

331
00:14:13,196 --> 00:14:14,658
(laughs)

332
00:14:17,419 --> 00:14:19,705
Y'all made me look like an idiot.

333
00:14:21,619 --> 00:14:24,858
(knocking on door)

334
00:14:26,018 --> 00:14:28,018
You weren't at the meeting,
you weren't at the bistro,

335
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:29,219
you didn't answer your phone.

336
00:14:29,221 --> 00:14:30,937
I just wanted to make sure your cats

337
00:14:30,939 --> 00:14:32,455
weren't feasting on your carcass.

338
00:14:33,204 --> 00:14:35,788
Good to see you, too.

339
00:14:37,408 --> 00:14:39,446
I thought about bringing
you something to eat,

340
00:14:39,448 --> 00:14:42,232
but... I'm already way
out of my comfort zone

341
00:14:42,234 --> 00:14:43,768
just checking on you.

342
00:14:44,069 --> 00:14:45,485
Oh.

343
00:14:45,487 --> 00:14:47,883
Victor and I already ate, but thanks.

344
00:14:47,908 --> 00:14:49,439
You want some tea?

345
00:14:49,464 --> 00:14:51,714
As long as I don't have
to lick it out of a saucer.

346
00:14:53,635 --> 00:14:56,338
So, how was the meeting?

347
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:57,822
Meh. You weren't there.

348
00:14:57,847 --> 00:14:59,680
I missed you.

349
00:14:59,705 --> 00:15:01,672
What's happening to me?

350
00:15:02,307 --> 00:15:05,532
- How's Christy doing?
- Fine, she's getting ready for a date.

351
00:15:05,557 --> 00:15:08,258
Something her new sponsor encouraged.

352
00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:09,580
Oh.

353
00:15:09,605 --> 00:15:11,488
So she found someone already?

354
00:15:11,513 --> 00:15:12,994
Does that upset you?

355
00:15:13,554 --> 00:15:16,271
You gonna go all
"Marjorie wants ham" on me?

356
00:15:16,814 --> 00:15:18,471
I'm happy for her.

357
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,447
Just a little surprised
it happened so quickly.

358
00:15:21,472 --> 00:15:23,135
Eh, it's not that complicated.

359
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,064
Most meetings you can't swing a dead cat

360
00:15:25,089 --> 00:15:26,788
without hitting a wise old drunk.

361
00:15:26,813 --> 00:15:28,705
No offense, fellas.

362
00:15:30,564 --> 00:15:34,349
You know, if it were that easy,
I'd have found someone by now.

363
00:15:34,705 --> 00:15:37,037
You still haven't found a new sponsor?

364
00:15:37,783 --> 00:15:41,174
Uh, Bonnie, I had the
same person for 36 years,

365
00:15:41,176 --> 00:15:43,877
and then she drank, so shoot me

366
00:15:43,879 --> 00:15:46,900
if it's taken a couple of months
to find someone to open up to.

367
00:15:46,925 --> 00:15:48,753
That happened over a year ago.

368
00:15:48,778 --> 00:15:50,697
You haven't had a sponsor since then?

369
00:15:50,722 --> 00:15:52,472
I've been sober a long time.

370
00:15:52,497 --> 00:15:53,913
It's different for me.

371
00:15:54,525 --> 00:15:56,556
Someone once said the
most dangerous words

372
00:15:56,558 --> 00:15:58,158
for an alcoholic were "I'm different."

373
00:15:58,183 --> 00:15:59,599
Oh, wait, it was you.

374
00:16:00,869 --> 00:16:03,864
Don't try to use my stuff against me.

375
00:16:03,866 --> 00:16:05,365
But you have a lot going on.

376
00:16:05,721 --> 00:16:07,367
Your husband had a stroke.

377
00:16:07,369 --> 00:16:09,369
You're taking care of him,
and sponsoring half of Napa.

378
00:16:09,371 --> 00:16:11,154
You need someone.

379
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:14,510
You know what? I'm handling
things just fine on my own.

380
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:18,807
Really? 'Cause there's a deli
guy and a perky wannabe lawyer

381
00:16:18,832 --> 00:16:20,832
that would disagree with that.

382
00:16:22,119 --> 00:16:24,036
I am worried about you.

383
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,799
Seriously, what is happening to me?

384
00:16:30,486 --> 00:16:32,319
- He was very sweet.
- Hmm.

385
00:16:32,344 --> 00:16:35,846
He took me out to dinner,
asked me all kinds of questions

386
00:16:35,848 --> 00:16:38,371
about myself and
listened to the answers.

387
00:16:38,734 --> 00:16:39,816
(sighs)

388
00:16:39,818 --> 00:16:41,753
I was bored out of my mind.

389
00:16:41,887 --> 00:16:44,021
So when are you seeing him again?

390
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,352
- I'm not.
- Yes, you are.

391
00:16:46,377 --> 00:16:49,068
- No. There were no sparks.
- That's a good thing.

392
00:16:49,111 --> 00:16:50,744
What an alcoholic sees as sparks

393
00:16:50,746 --> 00:16:52,660
is usually the beginning
of a dumpster fire.

394
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:56,176
What we find boring can
just be healthy, and normal.

395
00:16:56,335 --> 00:16:59,316
I used to only be attracted
to men that were married,

396
00:16:59,341 --> 00:17:00,957
broken and mean.

397
00:17:00,982 --> 00:17:02,365
Mmm.

398
00:17:02,424 --> 00:17:03,623
That sounds hot.

399
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,125
(laughs softly)

400
00:17:05,127 --> 00:17:07,844
But then, my sponsor made
me go on a second date

401
00:17:07,846 --> 00:17:09,763
with a nice guy I had no interest in.

402
00:17:09,765 --> 00:17:13,683
Long story short, we've been
happily married for 18 years.

403
00:17:13,685 --> 00:17:15,552
If I had only done what I wanted to do,

404
00:17:15,554 --> 00:17:17,888
I'd still be supporting
drummers who borrow my car

405
00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:19,472
and never come back.

406
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,975
Do you still have their phone numbers?

407
00:17:21,977 --> 00:17:23,527
(both laugh softly)

408
00:17:24,025 --> 00:17:25,372
They're doing it again.

409
00:17:25,397 --> 00:17:28,782
(laughs)

410
00:17:28,784 --> 00:17:30,378
Damn it, you guys.

411
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,305
So who would like to share?

412
00:17:36,658 --> 00:17:38,124
(sighs) Hi.

413
00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:39,910
Marjorie, alcoholic.

414
00:17:39,912 --> 00:17:41,544
ALL: Hi, Marjorie.

415
00:17:41,569 --> 00:17:43,638
I haven't wanted to share lately

416
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,613
because I've been struggling,

417
00:17:46,161 --> 00:17:48,418
and when you've been sober a long time,

418
00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:50,075
that can be hard to admit.

419
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,256
But here's the thing:

420
00:17:53,258 --> 00:17:55,036
Getting older sucks.

421
00:17:55,978 --> 00:17:58,678
You know? People treat me differently.

422
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,480
They don't engage me in conversation,

423
00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:02,958
they assume there's nothing
interesting about me.

424
00:18:02,983 --> 00:18:05,712
And I just want to scream at them,

425
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:11,278
"I robbed a bank, I took a bath
with Jimi Hendrix, I've lived!"

426
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:16,606
But all they see is
a... is an old woman.

427
00:18:18,012 --> 00:18:20,429
If they see me at all.

428
00:18:21,172 --> 00:18:23,961
The other day, in the grocery store,

429
00:18:24,992 --> 00:18:27,707
the fella behind the deli counter

430
00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:29,960
looked right through me and
went on to the next person,

431
00:18:29,962 --> 00:18:32,867
and I completely... lost it.

432
00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:38,468
It would have been a good
time to call my sponsor,

433
00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:40,887
but... I don't have one.

434
00:18:41,028 --> 00:18:42,584
Yeah.

435
00:18:42,975 --> 00:18:44,227
I know.

436
00:18:44,476 --> 00:18:47,360
Hard to believe, but
even an old-timer like me

437
00:18:47,362 --> 00:18:52,194
can forget that you can't
do this program by yourself.

438
00:18:55,382 --> 00:19:00,522
And I'm grateful that I
have good friends... in here

439
00:19:00,547 --> 00:19:02,296
who reminded me.

440
00:19:05,831 --> 00:19:07,389
Thank you.

441
00:19:09,988 --> 00:19:11,488
Look at that.

442
00:19:11,513 --> 00:19:13,491
I fixed Marjorie.

443
00:19:21,601 --> 00:19:23,530
- Hey.
- Hey.

444
00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:26,320
My mom went to park.

445
00:19:26,322 --> 00:19:29,007
Jill and Wendy are parking, too.

446
00:19:29,325 --> 00:19:32,585
- I think we're being set up.
- I think you're right.

447
00:19:33,324 --> 00:19:35,157
Christy, I'm sorry.

448
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:39,397
I've been a gigantic pain in the ass.

449
00:19:39,582 --> 00:19:42,194
I live with Bonnie Plunkett.

450
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,087
My ass has seen worse.

451
00:19:47,765 --> 00:19:49,315
I loved your share.

452
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,786
(sighs) I haven't shared
like that in a long time.

453
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:57,982
It's good to see that even
you struggle sometimes.

454
00:19:58,187 --> 00:20:02,349
You'll be happy to know
I have a new sponsor.

455
00:20:02,374 --> 00:20:03,790
I asked Catherine.

456
00:20:03,815 --> 00:20:05,815
- The knitter?
- Mm-hmm.

457
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,007
She might make you a butterfly sweater.

458
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:09,646
Wouldn't that be wonderful?

459
00:20:12,317 --> 00:20:13,989
So we're good?

460
00:20:14,145 --> 00:20:16,062
Yeah. Yeah, we're good.

461
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:19,091
But I am gonna stick with Nora.

462
00:20:19,396 --> 00:20:21,096
I hope that's okay.

463
00:20:21,121 --> 00:20:23,419
Of course it is, sweetie.

464
00:20:24,047 --> 00:20:26,614
You've come a long way since we met.

465
00:20:26,639 --> 00:20:29,260
Maybe you just need something
a little different now.

466
00:20:31,236 --> 00:20:33,557
I never could've gotten
sober without you.

467
00:20:33,584 --> 00:20:35,674
Thank you for everything.

468
00:20:44,603 --> 00:20:48,674
No matter how old my mom gets,
she's never gonna be invisible.

469
00:20:48,699 --> 00:20:50,307
(laughs)

470
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:54,174
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