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Jill knows we're here, right?

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The invite said be
here at 8:00. That's it.

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Look, she's been gone for three months.

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I bet she wants to make an entrance.

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Of course she does. She expects applause

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when she comes back from the bathroom.

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Well, it's our fault
we started doing that.

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You think she lost all the weight?

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Weight? Come on.

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She didn't go to that place just
so she could kick her pie habit.

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My bet, she has new boobs
and a neck like a baby.

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She's already beautiful;
why would she do that?

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Well, money makes you crazy.

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That's why you and I are so normal.

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God, I hope that's not her walking.

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This is actually less
than I was expecting.

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She's back and she's skinny!

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Oh! Welcome home!

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You look amazing! Wow! I'm proud of you!

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Oh! Woo-hoo!

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We missed you so much.

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I missed you guys, too.

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Wow, no scarring. Good work.

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It's my same face, Bonnie.

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One of the things I
learned at the retreat

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is it's not about the outside,
it's about what's in here.

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Couldn't agree more. Botox and fillers.

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I am in a bliss balloon
not even you can pop.

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Mm, you do seem happy.

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I am. I am totally frickin' at peace.

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Now sit back down;
I've got 20 more outfits

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and a bikini I want to show you.

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Look, I can run again!

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You guys sure you don't
want a bite of this pudding?

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Butterscotch, the only
scotch we can have.

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I'm fine with my lemon water.

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I'm so impressed you're
totally off sugar.

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- Me, too.
- You're my hero.

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Whenever you're ready.

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I guess we should pay.

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Yup. Got to get to the meeting.

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Yup. Before all the good seats are gone.

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Let's see what the damage is.

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That'll cover my part.

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Your part?

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Yeah, my share.

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Oh.

49
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It's just that traditionally
your share is...

50
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the whole thing.

51
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Well, in addition to eating healthy,

52
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the retreat also taught me that
I need to stop using my money

53
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to buy love; ergo, y'all need
to start paying for yourselves,

54
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'cause I ain't no Bank of America.

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Look, I'm a huge fan
of growth... go, you...

56
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But a little heads up

57
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would've helped me budget
my order accordingly.

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Jill, you're right.

59
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We're all perfectly capable
of paying for our own food.

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I'm sorry if you felt like
we were mooching off of you.

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- Which we were not.
- Here's your Reuben to go.

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I had every intention
of paying for this.

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I can feel you reaching into my purse.

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Let me guess, this new tax deal
doesn't make us millionaires.

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No, it's about the bistro.

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If we average $15 apiece every meal,

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that's $90 a week.

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That's $5,000 a year
Jill's been covering.

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You sure about that, Jethro?

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You never were much at cipherin'.

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Sure I'm sure.

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I used this here number box.

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It doesn't seem fair.

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Why does Jill's self-esteem
have to come out of our pockets?

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I know. We either have to
start buying our own lunch

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or make Jill hate herself again.

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Easy peasy. Just bring up her
ex-husband and their new baby

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and slide a Meat Lover's
pizza in front of her.

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We can't keep leeching off her.

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Hey, it's not like we were

81
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taking advantage of her on purpose.

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It's Tuesday! Where's my free Reuben?

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Well, this is an adventure.

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I haven't carried a tray
since I was in lockup.

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I love this concept.

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Food from around the world.
Where'd you find this place?

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Ah, the ultimate experts on cheap food:

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broke-ass college kids.

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I ordered a four, a six and
a nine at the Asian counter.

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I don't even know what
they are; I just panicked.

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Oh, my God, there you are.

92
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I got trapped in a sea of
hoodies at the salsa bar.

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Oh, you're gonna have to get
your own silverware and napkins.

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Oh, I work here now?

95
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Here, take my fork. I got chili.

96
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Mine's already done?

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Can a four, a six or a nine
be safely cooked that fast?

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Okay, Wendy's our
canary in the coal mine.

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If she pukes, gags or
keels over, we stop eating.

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Okay, it's not the bistro.

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The important thing is that it's a place

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we can hang out and
talk after the meeting.

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She's right.

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So, what's new with you, Jill?

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Well, I've been having
a little health issue.

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I...

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- Hello.
- 'Sup?

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Do we know him?

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These are communal tables.

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Oh, dear Lord. Where are we, Cuba?

111
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Somebody else talk.

112
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Okay, well, I still haven't heard from

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any of the law schools I
applied to, but I'm really...

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Oh. That's me.

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Back to you, Jill.

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Fine.

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I've been having a little trouble

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Down there.

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So, I went to my gyno,

120
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and he said

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the problem is bicycle shorts.

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I'm sorry, honey, you're
cutting in and out.

123
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Oh. Wheels up, Marge. It's go time.

124
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My girlfriend was having that problem.

125
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She's had good luck
with organic fabrics.

126
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Oh, good, you're weighing in.

127
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Turns out the four, six
and nine were all beverages.

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- Mom, you ready to go?
- Almost.

129
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- What are you doing?
- Eating a sandwich.

130
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Then when we go out to
dinner, I'll just order coffee,

131
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and people will feel bad
for me and buy me pudding.

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Oh, my God, hold on.

133
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Mm. Please tell me we won
Publishers Clearing House.

134
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Get real, Mom. You have to have
a screen door to win that thing.

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- Stanford Law School.
- Mm! Open it!

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I'm scared.

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I know it's a long shot, but
there's still that part of me

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that thinks that maybe there's a chance.

139
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Oh, I have that little part, too.

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It's like how I think that one day

141
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I might win an Olympic gold medal.

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You know, something easy like luge.

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What's it say?

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They "regret to inform" me.

145
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What?

146
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Mom, they don't regret to inform you

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that your dreams are coming true.

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Oh. Honey, I'm sorry.

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I knew the numbers weren't in my favor,

150
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but my personal essay was so sad

151
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I thought I might just be
able to guilt them into it.

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My name come up?

153
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You can't write about World War
Two without bringing up Hitler.

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It's okay.

155
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I've got other applications out there,

156
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and worst case, there's
always North Valley Law School.

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Go, Centipedes.

158
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And I'll still be a lawyer,
which is all that matters.

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I'll just hang my diploma in the garage.

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- We don't have a garage.
- We don't have a garage,

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we don't have a screen
door; what do we have?

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- Each other.
- Way to kick me when I'm down.

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So, where do you guys want to eat?

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I'm willing to give
Christy's place another shot

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now that I know how it works.

166
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I went online and found a forum.

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Are you out of your mind?
I had to bus my own tray.

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My own tray. Tray!

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I liked the chili.

170
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It was comforting, just
like Mom never made.

171
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On Monday, they throw in corn bread,

172
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but you have to know to ask.

173
00:09:07,962 --> 00:09:09,747
Marjorie, what'd you think?

174
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Oh, um, I appreciate the fact

175
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that Christy brought a
new idea into our world.

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P.U.

177
00:09:18,048 --> 00:09:20,424
Hey, you know what? You
threw us a curveball,

178
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and Christy did her best
to find a compromise.

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Was it an epic fail? Yes.

180
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Are we gonna be less open to
her suggestions in the future?

181
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Absolutely, but she tried.

182
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Well, I'm really in the mood
for a Cobb salad from the bistro,

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hold the ham, cheese, bacon,
egg, balsamic on the side.

184
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Why don't we do that, and I'll
pay for Bonnie and Christy?

185
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No, no, no, we're not
looking for charity.

186
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Well, that's new.

187
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What?

188
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Never bothered you when I was paying.

189
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Hey, we never asked you to
pay; you just started doing it.

190
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I started doing it because the
check would sit on the table

191
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for an hour if I didn't.

192
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But now I'm done with you
all taking advantage of me.

193
00:10:01,478 --> 00:10:03,539
Hey, get over yourself.
You bought me a couple of sandwiches,

194
00:10:03,564 --> 00:10:05,313
not a Lincoln Town Car.

195
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,772
Oh, I'm sorry my personal
growth doesn't work for you.

196
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:11,058
Hey, if I had a spare
65 grand laying around,

197
00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:13,310
I'd fly to a spa and
buy some growth, too.

198
00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:15,789
Maybe we ought to just
take a moment and breathe.

199
00:10:15,814 --> 00:10:17,781
Hey, stand down, Grey Gardens.

200
00:10:18,164 --> 00:10:20,383
If Jill wants to grow, we
should tell her the truth.

201
00:10:20,408 --> 00:10:21,602
Well, here's some truth.

202
00:10:21,627 --> 00:10:23,794
I'm only seven years older than you.

203
00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:26,138
Seven hard years, apparently.

204
00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,577
I don't like it when we all fight.

205
00:10:29,579 --> 00:10:32,796
- Not now, Wendy.
- You not now!

206
00:10:34,316 --> 00:10:36,000
You know what? I'm skipping the bistro.

207
00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:37,384
I got better things to do than

208
00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:39,003
watch Christy yammering
on about law school,

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00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:42,506
Wendy crying for no reason,
Marjorie and her lame advice,

210
00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:45,342
and Bonnie trying to
have sex with her pudding.

211
00:10:47,183 --> 00:10:50,377
Well, I'm just gonna say it.

212
00:10:50,402 --> 00:10:53,202
She was nicer when she was fat.

213
00:10:57,296 --> 00:10:58,863
You know what else pisses me off?

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00:10:58,888 --> 00:11:00,730
Watching Jaws here.

215
00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:04,894
Jill is proof that money is
wasted on the wrong people.

216
00:11:04,919 --> 00:11:06,802
Look, topless girl wading in the water.

217
00:11:06,827 --> 00:11:09,347
Uh-oh, what could happen?

218
00:11:10,535 --> 00:11:12,501
I just don't buy this movie.

219
00:11:12,503 --> 00:11:14,853
The chief of police has that
kind of waterfront property?

220
00:11:15,144 --> 00:11:16,672
It was the '70s.

221
00:11:16,674 --> 00:11:18,373
It was a totally different
real estate market.

222
00:11:18,375 --> 00:11:20,259
You know what? You're ruining it.

223
00:11:20,261 --> 00:11:23,178
I'll tell you what, if Jill
was in charge of that town,

224
00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:25,047
she would've sold that house
right out from under him,

225
00:11:25,049 --> 00:11:26,298
'cause that's what the rich do.

226
00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:28,730
They screw the hardworking
little guy like me.

227
00:11:29,053 --> 00:11:31,378
You're neither one of those.

228
00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,773
It's just the injustice of it.

229
00:11:34,775 --> 00:11:36,892
What do you think?

230
00:11:36,894 --> 00:11:39,027
Me? I think this is something

231
00:11:39,029 --> 00:11:42,364
that you and the gals would
have a lot of fun talking about.

232
00:11:43,347 --> 00:11:45,072
I haven't talked to them in four days,

233
00:11:45,097 --> 00:11:46,535
and I don't miss them at all.

234
00:11:46,537 --> 00:11:50,072
Well, your only other option is
to relax and watch Jaws with me.

235
00:11:50,074 --> 00:11:53,081
Sure. Fine. Great.

236
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,881
Is this where they came
up with "jump the shark"?

237
00:11:58,883 --> 00:12:00,378
'Cause this is awful.

238
00:12:07,354 --> 00:12:11,179
Ah, North Valley School of Law.

239
00:12:12,084 --> 00:12:15,335
The time has come for us
to settle for each other.

240
00:12:29,697 --> 00:12:31,446
Hey. Hey.

241
00:12:31,448 --> 00:12:34,750
It's been suggested to
me by my loving fiancé

242
00:12:34,752 --> 00:12:37,252
that I might like to get
my "bitter, angry ass"

243
00:12:37,254 --> 00:12:39,254
to a meeting. Care to join?

244
00:12:39,256 --> 00:12:41,173
No, I got work to do.

245
00:12:41,175 --> 00:12:42,541
Okay. Just a heads up,

246
00:12:42,543 --> 00:12:44,676
he's in there watching
Jaws like it's Zookeeper.

247
00:12:44,678 --> 00:12:47,227
At least in that one the animals talk.

248
00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:54,660
- Hey.
- Hey.

249
00:12:54,685 --> 00:12:57,559
- Watching Jaws.
- I heard.

250
00:13:00,504 --> 00:13:01,777
You okay?

251
00:13:02,528 --> 00:13:05,063
I don't want to bother you;
you're watching your movie.

252
00:13:05,065 --> 00:13:07,032
I can pause it. But don't tell your mom.

253
00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:08,734
I wouldn't do it for her.

254
00:13:10,010 --> 00:13:11,426
So what's up?

255
00:13:18,412 --> 00:13:20,579
I didn't get into law school.

256
00:13:23,152 --> 00:13:26,254
- Which one?
- All of them.

257
00:13:27,554 --> 00:13:29,638
This was my last hope.

258
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,605
Aw, Christy, I'm so sorry.

259
00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:36,762
This has been the entire focus
of my life for four years.

260
00:13:37,803 --> 00:13:40,379
It never occurred to me I
wouldn't get in anywhere.

261
00:13:42,035 --> 00:13:43,819
So what do you do now?

262
00:13:44,527 --> 00:13:46,012
I don't know.

263
00:13:46,716 --> 00:13:48,465
What'd your mom say?

264
00:13:50,184 --> 00:13:51,921
I didn't tell her.

265
00:13:51,946 --> 00:13:53,624
I'm too embarrassed.

266
00:13:57,534 --> 00:13:59,319
I want to say the right thing, but...

267
00:14:00,287 --> 00:14:02,014
I don't know what that is.

268
00:14:02,456 --> 00:14:05,327
Do you maybe want me to
call Marjorie or Jill or...

269
00:14:05,881 --> 00:14:07,803
What's that other one's name?

270
00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:13,098
They don't want to hear
about me and school anymore.

271
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,546
Well, then...

272
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,399
That...

273
00:14:19,965 --> 00:14:22,814
That's a real pickle.

274
00:14:25,775 --> 00:14:28,517
- Pickle?
- Sorry.

275
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,784
It's okay. I'm just gonna go upstairs.

276
00:14:35,134 --> 00:14:36,705
Here's something.

277
00:14:36,707 --> 00:14:39,884
When a door closes, a window opens.

278
00:14:39,909 --> 00:14:42,076
Thanks, all better!

279
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:47,810
- Hey. Jill. Alcoholic.
- Hi, Jill.

280
00:14:47,835 --> 00:14:49,885
First of all, I don't know
who came up with having

281
00:14:49,887 --> 00:14:52,898
a candlelight meeting, but kudos.

282
00:14:52,923 --> 00:14:55,223
I'm sure it's all about
being spiritual and whatnot,

283
00:14:55,225 --> 00:14:56,925
but I appreciate it on a day

284
00:14:56,927 --> 00:14:58,900
when I didn't get to touch up my makeup.

285
00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:04,433
Anyway, I don't usually
come to this meeting,

286
00:15:04,435 --> 00:15:06,376
but I'm avoiding some folks.

287
00:15:09,105 --> 00:15:13,608
Um, this isn't easy to share about...

288
00:15:16,196 --> 00:15:19,164
... but, um, I have a lot of money.

289
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:21,025
I always have.

290
00:15:21,345 --> 00:15:23,494
And I know that sounds great,

291
00:15:23,659 --> 00:15:27,330
and it is sometimes, like
when you want to buy stuff.

292
00:15:28,926 --> 00:15:31,259
But I've never been able
to trust whether or not

293
00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:33,176
people were in my life
for the right reasons.

294
00:15:34,465 --> 00:15:38,002
Like did my classmates want to
attend my 13th birthday party,

295
00:15:38,027 --> 00:15:39,468
or did they just want to go to Maui?

296
00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:40,910
I don't know.

297
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,676
I'll never know.

298
00:15:45,809 --> 00:15:48,193
I thought I finally found some friends

299
00:15:48,195 --> 00:15:51,279
who loved me for who I am,
but the second I stopped

300
00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:53,559
picking up the check,
everything went to hell.

301
00:15:56,233 --> 00:15:58,887
And I-I don't expect
you to feel sorry for me.

302
00:16:00,049 --> 00:16:02,441
But you should 'cause it's hard.

303
00:16:03,653 --> 00:16:08,965
Also, apropos of nothing,
I recently lost 115 pounds.

304
00:16:13,466 --> 00:16:15,850
Hey, Christy, over here!

305
00:16:16,056 --> 00:16:17,889
Oh, hey, Brendan.

306
00:16:17,891 --> 00:16:20,175
Yeah, come on! Come on.
Over here. Come here.

307
00:16:20,177 --> 00:16:22,177
Come on. Sit down.

308
00:16:22,179 --> 00:16:24,596
Come here. Come on. Yeah.

309
00:16:24,598 --> 00:16:26,398
Hey, what's your poison?

310
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,101
Uh, sadly, gazpacho.

311
00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:32,404
I really wanted the chili...
Like, I needed the chili...

312
00:16:32,406 --> 00:16:33,713
But they were out.

313
00:16:33,738 --> 00:16:36,158
Cool. I'm kind of drunk.

314
00:16:36,743 --> 00:16:38,410
Uh, but we're celebrating.

315
00:16:38,412 --> 00:16:40,549
Uh, Jessica, Tom and
Leo got into UCLA Law,

316
00:16:40,574 --> 00:16:42,991
I got into Berkeley, and
Leslie's going to North Valley.

317
00:16:43,951 --> 00:16:45,584
Hey, what can I say?

318
00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:47,189
It's a school.

319
00:16:49,205 --> 00:16:51,123
Brendan, how did you get into

320
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,390
the most prestigious law
school on the West Coast?

321
00:16:53,415 --> 00:16:55,537
Adderall and luck.

322
00:16:58,799 --> 00:17:01,193
... and the wisdom
to know the difference.

323
00:17:01,218 --> 00:17:03,435
Amen.

324
00:17:10,477 --> 00:17:14,208
- Oh. Hello.
- Yeah, it's me.

325
00:17:15,912 --> 00:17:17,649
Looks like we were

326
00:17:17,651 --> 00:17:20,152
avoiding each other at the same meeting.

327
00:17:21,989 --> 00:17:23,763
I heard your share.

328
00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:26,241
It wasn't about you.

329
00:17:27,244 --> 00:17:29,192
Entirely.

330
00:17:30,395 --> 00:17:33,665
I guess one of the good
things about being poor is

331
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:36,427
I never had to worry about why
people wanted to be my friend.

332
00:17:37,175 --> 00:17:39,148
Except of course when I had blow.

333
00:17:39,173 --> 00:17:42,302
Oh, yeah. Everybody loves
you when you're holding.

334
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,692
I'm sorry about what happened.

335
00:17:50,154 --> 00:17:52,984
And I want you to know
that I'd be your friend

336
00:17:52,986 --> 00:17:54,450
whether you had money or not.

337
00:17:56,035 --> 00:17:57,501
And I know you're mine,

338
00:17:57,526 --> 00:18:00,099
'cause let's face it,
I come with zero perks.

339
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:03,028
Not a one.

340
00:18:10,871 --> 00:18:13,088
Yeah.

341
00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:15,019
So where did you get in?

342
00:18:15,592 --> 00:18:16,847
I didn't.

343
00:18:17,177 --> 00:18:18,593
Nowhere?

344
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:22,058
- Nope. You?
- Nothing.

345
00:18:22,316 --> 00:18:25,600
Kicking myself for not
applying to North Valley.

346
00:18:25,602 --> 00:18:27,602
They accept anyone with a pulse.

347
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:30,588
I am proof that's not true.

348
00:18:30,891 --> 00:18:33,942
No way. You didn't
get into North Valley?!

349
00:18:33,944 --> 00:18:35,455
Keep it down.

350
00:18:35,812 --> 00:18:37,862
Sorry.

351
00:18:37,864 --> 00:18:42,400
Well, in that case, I think that
you need this more than I do.

352
00:18:57,050 --> 00:18:58,749
Hello?

353
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:01,723
Oh, hey, Jill.

354
00:19:04,887 --> 00:19:06,897
I'm glad you called.

355
00:19:13,288 --> 00:19:14,838
I just want to make it really clear,

356
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,520
I am buying Jill an iced
tea and a side salad.

357
00:19:17,545 --> 00:19:19,626
The rest of you are on your
own, so order accordingly.

358
00:19:20,639 --> 00:19:22,361
I kind of wanted to pay for Jill.

359
00:19:22,363 --> 00:19:23,395
You do it next time.

360
00:19:23,397 --> 00:19:24,980
But if you want to order
fries for the table,

361
00:19:24,982 --> 00:19:25,981
no one's gonna stop you.

362
00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:28,201
I want to make a toast.

363
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,334
To us.

364
00:19:30,359 --> 00:19:32,893
Not being able to talk to
you guys was really terrible.

365
00:19:32,918 --> 00:19:35,836
Tell me about it. I felt so useless.

366
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:37,126
I was so lonely.

367
00:19:37,128 --> 00:19:39,597
Apparently, I became "irritating."

368
00:19:40,307 --> 00:19:42,390
And I almost drank. Cheers.

369
00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:43,749
Wait, what?

370
00:19:43,751 --> 00:19:45,718
Sweetie, what happened?

371
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,254
Are you sure you want to know?

372
00:19:48,256 --> 00:19:51,347
It's a "Christy goes
back to school" story.

373
00:19:51,777 --> 00:19:53,527
Of course we want to know.

374
00:19:56,564 --> 00:19:59,982
I didn't get into any of
the law schools I applied to.

375
00:20:00,478 --> 00:20:02,663
- Oh, no.
- Oh, that sucks. I'm sorry.

376
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,653
Why didn't you tell me?

377
00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:07,022
I don't know.

378
00:20:07,024 --> 00:20:09,089
Shock, shame.

379
00:20:09,117 --> 00:20:10,750
Oh, honey.

380
00:20:10,995 --> 00:20:12,604
Um, we're ready to order.

381
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,580
And... could you keep the
coffee coming please,

382
00:20:14,582 --> 00:20:16,282
'cause we're gonna be here for a while.

383
00:20:18,111 --> 00:20:22,401
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