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♪♪
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Hi. Christy, alcoholic.
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- Hi, Christy. - Hi, Christy.
- Hi, Christy. - Hi, Christy.
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I can't help thinking
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where I was Christmas
five years ago.
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I mean, I-I've really
thought about it and...
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I literally don't know
where I was.
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But if any of you were there,
maybe you could help me
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piece it together
or my deepest apology,
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whichever applies. Thanks.
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Hi, I'm Marjorie and
I'm an alcoholic.
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- Hi, Marjorie. - Hi, Marjorie.
- Hi, Marjorie. - Hi, Marjorie.
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This is a difficult holiday
with Victor being sick,
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and, uh,
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I know I need to focus
on him,
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so I'm sad to say
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that I won't be able to host
my annual Christmas cookie party.
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- Aw.
- Of course I'm disappointed...
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Good thing we're in a meeting
so we can manage our grief.
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- Shh.
- Yeah, shh.
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I love this meeting.
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You ladies have really carried
me through the last few weeks,
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so, to show my gratitude,
next week
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I am bringing my famous
nutty fruit log.
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- Yay. - Yay.
- Yay.
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Would anyone else like to share?
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- Mary, alcoholic.
- Hi, Mary.
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I'm afraid Mary isn't
very merry this year.
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It was recently brought
to my attention
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that my holiday letter
was a bit of a bummer.
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- I don't think we got one.
- We did.
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That's why the table
doesn't wobble anymore.
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I understand telling everyone
that my daughter was in jail,
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that my brother got evicted,
and that my pink eye came back,
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was not exactly holiday cheer,
but it is what happened,
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and I did make it rhyme.
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Thanks for letting me share.
I know you all care.
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Okay. Okay, my turn.
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- Bonnie, alcoholic.
- Hi, Bonnie.
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Everybody always shares
about how hard it is
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around the Christmas holiday.
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And to them I say, Ba-bam!
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That's all I got. Merry Christmas.
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♪♪
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♪♪
*MOM*
Season 05 Episode 08
Title: "An Epi-Pen and a Security Cat"
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Ugh. Wow.
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Look what happy people
do for the holidays.
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Please. They're obviously
overcompensating.
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You see Christmas cheer,
I see a miserable couple
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on the brink of divorce.
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You get all that from the
front door?
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And I read their mail.
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Did you leave the light on?
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Oh, my God,
we've been robbed.
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Of what?
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We don't have anything.
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My laptop.
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Oh, damn it, I left my
watch on the nightstand.
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- Oh.
- Ah.
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- Was that you?
- No. I was in back.
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Oh, my God! That means
they were still in here.
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Get out, get out, get out!
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That means they're out
here now.
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Ah! Get in, get in, get in!
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Looks like he got in
through the bedroom window.
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He?
It could've been a woman.
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Sure.
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You might want to get
that window fixed.
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I'll tell the building manager.
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I'm sure she'll get
to it in a few months.
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Is now really the time?
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Here is a list of the missing items.
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Hmm.
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Is there any chance you're
gonna find our stuff?
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You want hope or the truth?
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I've never had either.
I just want my laptop.
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Sure.
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- Thanks, officers.
- Yeah.
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I don't get the feeling
we're the cold case those two
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are gonna carry to their graves.
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I had a term paper
on that computer
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and it's my entire grade.
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Did you back it up?
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If I had backed it up, would
I be freaking out right now?
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Maybe.
You run pretty hot.
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Now I'm gonna fail that class,
and then
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I won't graduate, and then
I won't get into law school
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and all this hard work
will have been for nothing,
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and I might as well just
stick my head in the oven.
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Well, if that's the plan,
kitchen's over there.
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That's it?
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You're not gonna talk me down?
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Excuse me, but there
are two victims here.
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That worthless punk stole
my watch.
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Oop, no.
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Here it is.
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Hmm. Looks like they
didn't touch Roscoe's stuff.
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Baseball cards,
paintball gun.
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Hey, maybe we should
consider getting a real gun.
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Are you serious?
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Yeah, we're adults.
We know what to...
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Ow!
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I'm sorry. It was an accident.
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It was not an accident!
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- Oh, come on, why would I shoot you?
- Why wouldn't you shoot me?
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Go get a towel.
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Ow!
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Still want to get a real gun?
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Are you planning on
sleeping with the lights on?
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I don't plan on sleeping at all.
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It just creeps me out some
stranger was in our home.
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Yeah.
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I mean, for all we know,
he could have come up here
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and rubbed his ugly
naked butt on your pillow.
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- Why would you say that?
- Oh, come on, we're both thinkin' it.
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- No, I really wasn't.
- You are now.
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Hey!
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What was that?
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Sounds like the water heater.
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How could it be the water heater?
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The water heater doesn't work.
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Maybe the burglar broke
in and he's fixing it.
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Well, at least somebody is.
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I told you, it's on my list.
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- I'm waiting for parts.
- I'm waiting for parts. Well, I am.
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Just turn off the light
and go to bed.
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Hmm?
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I broke into a house once.
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What?
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Yep. Aah!
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I needed money for drugs.
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I cased a couple of houses.
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I saw one where the mail
was stacked up.
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I went around back
and broke a window.
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Wow.
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That's a straight-up felony.
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Only if you get caught.
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It was the one time I really,
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you know, crossed the line.
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The one time?
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I mean,
I did what normal people do.
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You know, go to a party,
raid the medicine cabinet,
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rifle through the jackets
on the bed,
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take an outfit out of
the closet, wear it home.
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Who does that?
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You might not want to hear this,
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but that's what you were doing
Christmas five years ago.
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I can't believe you broke
into somebody's house.
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Me neither. God...
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I never thought about what
I put those people through until now.
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Just curious, what'd you steal?
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Mmm. Cash, jewelry, an EpiPen.
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I hope the kid didn't
eat peanuts the next day.
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That's what those are for?
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Oh. It just made me run fast.
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Sounds awful.
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I'm sorry you went
through that.
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Yeah.
I'm still pretty shaken up.
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You should get a dog.
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No, thanks.
My mom's barely housebroken.
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How about a cat?
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A security cat?
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Mine freak out when a
stranger comes to the door.
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You should see my mailman's ankles.
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Well, I did put up some cheap web-cams.
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Check it out.
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- Living room... kitchen.
- Mm-hmm.
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Yep. There's Bonnie.
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Look at her.
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I live with Homer Simpson.
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Wait, why is she going
through my laundry?
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Better question, why is she
taking off her sweatpants?
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That's my underwear.
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She's putting on my underwear.
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Oh, my God. That's why all
my thongs are stretched out.
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Strange butts in my underwear,
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strange butts on my pillow.
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Will this nightmare never end?
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Hold on. Christy,
I think
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- I found your laptop.
- What?
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Someone just posted it on Craigslist,
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and it has that lame "Follow
your dreams" sticker on it.
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Oh, my God. This is it.
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Ha.
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How did you know to look there?
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A lot of people sell
stolen stuff online.
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Or so I've heard.
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Unbelievable.
They want $300 for it.
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The "Z" doesn't even work.
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You wrote an entire
term paper without a "Z"?
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That's amazing.
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No.
That's astonishing,
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incredible or jaw-dropping.
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Why so squirmy?
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It's almost like your
underwear is the wrong size.
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What's it to you?
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I saw you take mine
on the spy-cam.
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That is such a violation
of my privacy.
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You can't say that
in my panties.
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I hate to interrupt,
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but I think that's the building.
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Are you sure this is a good idea?
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What? Four middle-aged women
waltzing into a crime scene?
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What are we supposed to do?
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The cops won't even
return my phone calls.
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Well, in their defense, you
left super long messages.
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Well, screw them.
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I'm gonna go get my
laptop back.
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I'm not sure... this is a
pretty dicey part of town.
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Oh, come on. We've all been in
worse neighborhoods than this
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to buy drugs.
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Or to sell drugs.
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Or just hoping to meet someone.
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Come on, ladies, let's hit the bricks!
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Why is no one hittin' the bricks?
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Really, Mom?
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I have a diamond ring
to protect now.
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But your kid,
your kid you can lose?
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I'm sorry, what?
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Did this guy sound
dangerous on the phone?
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We only e-mailed,
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just the time and place.
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Okay,
someone's got to go in first.
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Who's the most expendable?
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Are you all staring at
me so I'll say Wendy?
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Just knock.
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What if he lured us here
so he can rob us again?
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Well, you wanted to meet
somebody.
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Oh, hello, girls.
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What are you all doing here?
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Uh...
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♪ God rest ye merry gentlemen ♪
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♪ Let nothing you dismay ♪
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- Oh...
- ♪ Remember Christ our Savior ♪
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♪ Was born on Christmas Day... ♪
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♪ Two turtle doves, and a
partridge in a pear tree. ♪
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What a treat!
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Oh, thank you for coming and
bringing some Christmas cheer.
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How about if I make us
all a cup of hot cocoa?
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That'd be great, Mare.
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That... bitch stole our stuff.
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This doesn't make any sense...
It couldn't have been her.
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Is it just me, or did we
sound really good caroling?
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Will you focus?
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We're dealing with a
criminal mastermind.
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Tiny marshmallows all around?
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- Lovely.
- Mary, wait a minute.
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Actually, we're here because
of a very strange situation.
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Christy and Bonnie got robbed.
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Oh, no.
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Is there anything I can do to help?
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Actually, there might be.
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We tracked down my stolen
laptop to this address.
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I don't understand.
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- Where you hiding the loot, old woman?
- Mom.
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I'm sorry, did you want to be bad cop?
257
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,821
Of course we don't think
it's you.
258
00:13:07,422 --> 00:13:09,133
Uh... does anyone else live here?
259
00:13:09,274 --> 00:13:12,040
Oh, just my grandson,
Todd.
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00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:15,743
On Law & Order, this is when we
would exchange a knowing look.
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Oh, no, not my Todd.
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He's always been a good boy.
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00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:21,891
I'm sure he has.
Can some of us comfort you
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- while the rest of us search his room?
- No!
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He would never steal.
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He's studying to be an
electrician.
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All I know is that someone
gave me this address
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to come over and buy my computer back.
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- No one's judging you, Mary.
- Of course not.
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We're judging your
thief/electrician grandson.
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I think that you should leave.
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Just her, or all of us?
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00:13:48,516 --> 00:13:51,058
Mare, maybe he lost his
way a little.
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00:13:51,126 --> 00:13:53,102
You don't know what
you're talking about.
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Just get out.
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00:13:55,923 --> 00:13:58,053
Okay, ladies, let's go.
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00:13:58,293 --> 00:14:00,211
Wait. We're just leaving?
278
00:14:00,279 --> 00:14:01,733
Yes, you're leaving.
279
00:14:01,991 --> 00:14:04,386
Fine. But we'll be back.
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00:14:04,688 --> 00:14:07,540
Probably. I mean, we haven't
talked about a plan yet...
281
00:14:09,446 --> 00:14:12,649
Um, Mary,
if you do find the computer,
282
00:14:12,717 --> 00:14:14,743
could you please print out
my paper?!
283
00:14:18,376 --> 00:14:20,313
Do you think Mary'll show up tonight?
284
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:23,792
Well, if she doesn't, I hope
she finds another meeting,
285
00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:25,390
because the most
important thing
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00:14:25,457 --> 00:14:28,855
is that she works the program
so she can maintain her sobriety.
287
00:14:29,044 --> 00:14:32,949
Let me ask you something...
And this is 100% sincere.
288
00:14:33,779 --> 00:14:37,001
Have you ever put yourself to
sleep while you were talking?
289
00:14:41,609 --> 00:14:44,891
Hey. Turns out we weren't
the only ones who got hit.
290
00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:47,194
Laura was robbed while
she was at a meeting, too.
291
00:14:47,290 --> 00:14:48,508
How weird is that?
292
00:14:48,589 --> 00:14:50,454
It's not weird at all.
293
00:14:50,665 --> 00:14:53,493
This kid hangs around his
grandmother's meetings,
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00:14:53,561 --> 00:14:55,274
so he can follow people home,
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00:14:55,342 --> 00:14:57,420
so he can rob them the
next time they're here.
296
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:58,649
That's awful.
297
00:14:58,717 --> 00:15:00,110
It's also pretty smart.
298
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But mainly awful.
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Christy?
300
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Oh, good. You came.
301
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I didn't want to believe you, but...
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00:15:11,469 --> 00:15:13,336
I went into Todd's room.
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I hope this is everything.
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My computer.
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00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,925
Thank you, Mary.
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Are you gonna call the police?
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00:15:26,805 --> 00:15:28,935
That wouldn't help anyone.
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00:15:33,468 --> 00:15:36,344
Wait. Mary, aren't you
staying for the meeting?
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Not today.
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But we'll see you next week?
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Maybe.
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00:15:48,696 --> 00:15:49,883
Uh, what should we do?
313
00:15:49,951 --> 00:15:51,321
I don't know.
314
00:15:51,478 --> 00:15:53,664
Maybe just give her
some time.
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00:15:54,469 --> 00:15:57,438
Boy, it's just so sad.
316
00:15:57,766 --> 00:15:59,805
I know. Poor Mary.
317
00:15:59,938 --> 00:16:03,094
No. I mean, everything
we own that's worth stealing
318
00:16:03,165 --> 00:16:04,876
fits in one bag.
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00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,683
This is a Christmas miracle.
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00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,061
Your paper's still there?
321
00:16:11,128 --> 00:16:12,212
Yeah.
322
00:16:12,993 --> 00:16:15,993
I remember my opening paragraph
being a little snappier.
323
00:16:17,297 --> 00:16:18,866
You think there's a chance
that kid might have...
324
00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:20,964
Stolen your computer,
broken into your documents
325
00:16:21,032 --> 00:16:22,656
and rewrote your homework?
326
00:16:23,008 --> 00:16:24,907
So you're not ruling it out?
327
00:16:27,672 --> 00:16:30,063
Huh. What's this?
328
00:16:31,719 --> 00:16:33,106
Gold earrings.
329
00:16:33,235 --> 00:16:35,055
He must have stolen
these from someone else.
330
00:16:35,123 --> 00:16:36,891
No, those are ours.
331
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,371
- They are not.
- Yes, they are.
332
00:16:40,387 --> 00:16:42,706
After how bad we felt
getting robbed,
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00:16:42,774 --> 00:16:44,527
you want to do the same thing?
334
00:16:44,683 --> 00:16:47,262
You're unbelievable.
I feel ashamed that I know you.
335
00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:48,997
They're my Christmas
present to you.
336
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:52,035
Oh, my God, Mom,
they're so nice!
337
00:16:53,457 --> 00:16:55,957
Why didn't you stop me from
saying all that? I feel terrible.
338
00:16:56,027 --> 00:16:58,202
And that's my Christmas
present from you.
339
00:17:03,918 --> 00:17:06,262
Mary?
It's Christy.
340
00:17:06,595 --> 00:17:08,031
What about me?
341
00:17:08,239 --> 00:17:10,994
Let's let you be a
delightful surprise.
342
00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:12,772
Please go away.
343
00:17:14,205 --> 00:17:16,165
Come on, Mary, open the door.
344
00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:22,158
What do you want?
345
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:24,826
We were worried about you.
346
00:17:24,894 --> 00:17:26,658
We haven't seen you in a week.
347
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:32,486
What happened to your Christmas tree?
348
00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:35,447
I didn't feel like
celebrating this year.
349
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,057
How are things with your grandson?
350
00:17:40,165 --> 00:17:42,332
Not good. He took off.
351
00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:44,767
I'm really worried about him.
352
00:17:47,731 --> 00:17:50,338
Todd was always my little shining star.
353
00:17:53,441 --> 00:17:54,758
I know this is hard,
354
00:17:54,827 --> 00:17:57,361
but you can't stop coming
to meetings.
355
00:17:57,830 --> 00:17:59,435
Oh. I'm too embarrassed.
356
00:17:59,805 --> 00:18:01,096
In front of us?
357
00:18:01,232 --> 00:18:03,399
Have you listened to our shares?
358
00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:07,525
- We're all train wrecks.
- Speak for yourself... I have a fiancé.
359
00:18:08,267 --> 00:18:10,635
I'm not sure
what the point is anymore.
360
00:18:12,237 --> 00:18:15,307
Mary... you didn't get
sober for your grandson.
361
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:16,994
You got sober for yourself.
362
00:18:17,401 --> 00:18:19,978
And you can't help him
unless you stay that way.
363
00:18:20,163 --> 00:18:21,518
Don't write the kid off.
364
00:18:21,593 --> 00:18:25,054
Sometimes disappointing children
grow up and surprise you.
365
00:18:26,207 --> 00:18:29,468
I'd take a shot back,
but I really love my earrings.
366
00:18:31,646 --> 00:18:33,569
How about we have a meeting right now?
367
00:18:36,286 --> 00:18:39,523
- I'd like that.
- You want to start?
368
00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:43,359
Hi. I'm Mary.
369
00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:47,687
And I'm an alcoholic.
370
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,318
- Hi, Mary.
- Hi, Mary.
371
00:18:59,507 --> 00:19:02,398
- Excuse me.
- Yes?
372
00:19:02,562 --> 00:19:05,616
You don't know me, but...
do you have a minute?
373
00:19:05,726 --> 00:19:08,991
Sorry, I already picked my God,
and I've got enough magazines.
374
00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:11,859
Both good guesses, but not why I'm here.
375
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,662
Did you live here
nine years ago?
376
00:19:14,937 --> 00:19:17,581
Yes. Why?
377
00:19:18,138 --> 00:19:20,640
Okay, here goes.
Um...
378
00:19:21,839 --> 00:19:23,655
I kind of...
379
00:19:25,209 --> 00:19:27,437
broke into your house and robbed you.
380
00:19:27,914 --> 00:19:29,484
What? That was you?
381
00:19:29,552 --> 00:19:31,523
Yeah. I-I...
382
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,632
came to make an amends to you.
383
00:19:33,827 --> 00:19:35,257
An amends?
384
00:19:35,453 --> 00:19:39,124
See, back when I robbed you,
I was a drunk and a drug addict.
385
00:19:40,323 --> 00:19:43,549
And I-I know that's not
an excuse, but it is,
386
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:45,249
sort of, my excuse.
387
00:19:45,645 --> 00:19:49,708
What I did was terrible, and I'm
sorry if I made you feel
388
00:19:49,776 --> 00:19:51,995
you weren't safe
in your own home.
389
00:19:52,221 --> 00:19:54,518
My kids couldn't sleep
for weeks.
390
00:19:54,989 --> 00:19:57,862
I know I can't make up
for what I did,
391
00:19:57,940 --> 00:19:59,416
but I'd be happy to write a check
392
00:19:59,484 --> 00:20:01,701
for whatever you feel
covers what I took.
393
00:20:02,425 --> 00:20:04,864
Okay, $1,200.
394
00:20:05,798 --> 00:20:08,354
$1,200? Really? Isn't that kind of high?
395
00:20:08,597 --> 00:20:10,698
Do you want to make this right,
or not?
396
00:20:11,994 --> 00:20:15,815
- I only have $900 in my bank account.
- Okay, give me that.
397
00:20:17,205 --> 00:20:20,520
Wow. I was kind of hoping
398
00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:22,253
we were gonna end up just
hugging this thing out,
399
00:20:22,327 --> 00:20:24,502
but... okay.
400
00:20:25,521 --> 00:20:27,321
Do you need a pen?
401
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:29,760
I got one.
402
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,413
Did you steal it?
403
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,192
I did not.
404
00:20:33,997 --> 00:20:36,238
Last chance to say $500.
405
00:20:37,594 --> 00:20:39,242
Okay.
406
00:20:40,485 --> 00:20:43,782
I'm just gonna write
"Merry Christmas" in the memo.
407
00:20:44,283 --> 00:20:46,713
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