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Hi, Bonnie, alcoholic.

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GROUP: Hi, Bonnie.

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Well, (sighs) as if being a single mom

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wasn't stressful enough...

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(softly): What?

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I'm also the manager

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of an apartment building.

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Anyway, the owners of the
building have started this thing

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called an "annual
performance evaluation,"

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which is worrisome 'cause, uh...

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no one in the building really likes me.

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So, I called Marjorie and she said,

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(imitating Marjorie):
"Bonnie, nothing changes

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"if nothing changes.

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"Just do one thing different

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and see what happens."

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- Do I really sound like that?
- No.

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So, starting today...

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when a tenant asks me to fix something,

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I'm gonna give 'em this finger

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instead of the one I want to give 'em.

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Thanks.

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- Who'd like to go next?
- I will.

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- Hi, I'm Jill, I'm an alcoholic.
- GROUP: Hi, Jill.

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Well, I have my final meeting

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with my caseworker
today, where they tell me

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if I'm approved to be a foster parent.

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I've done everything they asked...

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I put a big ugly fence around my pool,

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childproofed my whole kitchen.

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It takes me ten minutes
to get a damn cracker.

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I am terrified.

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I want this so bad.

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I called Marjorie about it. She said,

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(imitating Marjorie): "Jill,
you are in the actions business.

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God is in the results business."

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- You sure I don't sound like that?
- Not at all.

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So, I guess we'll see
what God's got in mind

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this afternoon at 1:30.

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Wouldn't hurt if y'all
said a little prayer for me.

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Thank you.

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If you want, I'll go to
your appointment with you.

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- You'd do that?
- Of course.

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It's like Marjorie always says,

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(imitating Marjorie):
"Christy, in this program,

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we never have to do anything alone."

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You don't really sound like that.

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WOMAN: Excuse me, sweetie,

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are you here with a grown-up?

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I am a grown-up.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I thought you were a foster child.

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If you have a spare
mother, I'm open to it!

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- Hey, what'd they say?
- Let's just go.

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Wait, what happened?

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They turned me down.

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Why?

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My caseworker thinks I
haven't been sober long enough.

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I can apply again in a year.

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Oh, Jill.

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I'm not saying I'm gonna do it,

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but this is kind of a Xanax moment.

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No, hold on. This isn't
right. Wait here.

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Hey! You listen to me.

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You are making a gigantic mistake

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turning down Jill Kendall.

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We're both in AA and I can tell you

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she is totally committed
to her sobriety.

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Thank you. And she will make
one hell of a foster mother!

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There's a poor little child out there

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who needs her, and shame on
you for standing in the way!

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Shame!

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♪ <Theme> ♪

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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- Sorry I'm late.
- Where have you been?

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Managing a 32-unit apartment building.

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Some of us work for a living, Wendy.

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I'm an emergency room nurse.

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And I actually help people.

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Case in point, Mrs. Slivkin in 2E

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now has a working light
fixture in her bathroom.

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Ignoring her took six months,
fixing it took six minutes.

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There's a lesson in there somewhere.

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(phone rings)

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(groans) It's my caseworker.

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What does she want, to reject me again?

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(ringing continues)

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Hey, Barbara, what's up?

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That's amazing.

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Your crazy little
outburst changed her mind.

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You should have seen me.
I actually spit a little.

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Really, already?

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They have a child for me.

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- Awesome.
- That's great.

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- Wow.
- Uh-huh.

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- It's a little girl named Emily.
- Oh, I always wanted a girl.

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Oh, that's perfect.

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She's 14 months old.

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- Oh...
- Oh...

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Baby shower.

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Excuse me, what?

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14 years old.

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- Oh.
- Ooh.

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Uh-huh.

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I'm sorry, can I call you right back?

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(clears throat) Thanks.

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Teenage girl, she's bounced
around the system for a while,

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dad's gone, mom's an addict.

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She sounds like our people.

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- What are you thinking?
- I don't know.

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I mean, this whole time,
I've only pictured myself

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with a baby.

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I can't dress a teenage
girl like a bumblebee

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and make it my Christmas card.

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But think about all the good
you can do for this girl.

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Yeah, I lived this. No one
wants an older foster kid.

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You're like one of those
hot dogs at the gas station

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that's been on the roller too long.

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You have a chance to do
something wonderful here.

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CHRISTY: Right.

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You can help this girl not turn into

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an old hot dog like my mom.

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Do you have to give 'em
an answer right away?

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No, the next step would be

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to meet and see if we like each other.

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I guess I can do that much.

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(phone chimes)

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- Damn it.
- What?

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Slivkin. I fixed the light

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in her bathroom, now she can see

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the black mold in her shower.

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No good deed, huh?

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Siri, what is black mold?

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What do you think?

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Does this say fun foster mom?

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It says Prince died and all
I got was this lousy hat.

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It's not really you.

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What about now?

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Take the hat off, Jill.

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(groaning): Oh, God.

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Now that this thing is
starting to get real,

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I'm totally freaking out.

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I don't even know what
she should call me.

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I mean, I'm not her mom,
"Jill" sounds too familiar,

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and "Mama Jill" sounds
like I run a whorehouse.

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You were a foster kid.

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What'd you call the
people who took you in?

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Unlucky.

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So, where are you meeting this girl?

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My caseworker's bringing
her to the bistro.

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It's like the scariest
first date of my life

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and I went out with Dennis Rodman.

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Okay, we need to come
back to that eventually.

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But, for today, just relax.

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Talk about clothes and boys.

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It's your wheelhouse.

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In a lot of ways, you
are a 14-year-old girl.

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You always know just what to say.

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So, how's it going with all the tenants

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evaluating your performance?

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How do you think it's going, Christy?

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Sorry.

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Yeah. On the plus side,

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I have learned a lot about myself.

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Really? Like what?

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Well, apparently, your mother
rubs people the wrong way.

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No.

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I was surprised, too.

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Then, I read some of the reports.

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They let you see them?

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I may have steamed
open a couple envelopes.

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And get this:

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people described me as
"lazy, untrustworthy,"

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and in one memorable instance,

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"a useless broomstick with hair."

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Ouch. (chuckles)

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Hey, one tenant called you my pet mouse.

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That's so mean, I didn't do anything.

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Oh, stop squeaking.

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So, what's gonna happen?

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If you lose this job,
we lose the apartment.

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Thanks, I'd actually forgotten
that for a couple of minutes.

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Hang on.

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Siri, remind me to pick up
mousetraps on the way home.

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- (laughs)
- What?

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"Broomstick with hair."

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(phone rings)

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It's Jill.

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- Are you gonna answer it?
- Kind of have to.

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Hi.

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I just want to thank you guys again

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for being here with me.

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She's thanking us for being here.

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I can hear her.

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You sure you don't want to sit with us?

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You'll be fine. We're
right here if you need us.

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Oh, my God, they're here.

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Just remember, boys and shopping.

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Or cigarettes and shoplifting.

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Hi, Barbara.

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Hey, Emily, I'm Jill. What's your name?

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- Emily.
- (laughs) Right, of course, sorry.

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Uh, please, sit.

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I'm a little nervous.
This is my first...

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whatever this is.

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Not mine.

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Emily's been in the foster system

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for quite some time now.

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Terrific. How do you like it?

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Hang on, I have a hat for you.

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Oh, not the hat.

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So, tell me about yourself.
What do like to do?

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Um, I don't know, draw and
read, like, graphic novels.

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Graphic? Like dirty books?

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No. Uh, graphic novels
are basically comic books,

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maybe a little more sophisticated.

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Oh, I read Archie when I was your age.

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Betty or Veronica,
who's he gonna choose?

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Archie was a comic book about teenagers.

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And the challenging problems they face,

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like "who am I gonna take to the prom?"

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Why don't you tell her about the
graphic novel you're working on.

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It's kind of a
post-apocalyptic doomsday story.

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Oh, neat. Is there a prom in it?

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Oh, that girl's not gonna pick me.

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I've watched The Bachelor enough
to know I'm not getting a rose.

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Ah, come on, there's always hope.

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We were there. No rose.

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So, it didn't work out
with this young lady.

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You'll take what you learned
and use it moving forward.

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Yeah, well, I'm hoping
for a baby next time.

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When babies don't like you,

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they have the decency
to keep it to themselves.

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Don't be so sure.

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This one's first words
were, "Leave me alone."

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I think it was, "Love me,"

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but it's interesting
that's what you heard.

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(cell phone rings)

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Hey, Barbara.

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Listen, I know that didn't go well,

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but I am gonna take what I learned

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and use it moving forward.

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I'm sorry, what?

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Oh.

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Emily picked me!

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- Mama Jill's in the house!
- Way to go.

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- Congratulations.
- Yay!

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Okay, so, do I come pick her
up or do you guys deliver?

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Dear God, she thinks
this is Amazon Prime.

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Oh. Yeah, that's great. See you soon.

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I got to go.

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They're dropping her off in two hours.

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Son of a bitch, it is Amazon Prime.

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- What's this?
- Plan B.

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I'm baking my famous banana
bread for all the tenants.

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It was only famous
'cause you put hash in it.

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What was plan A?

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00:11:21,164 --> 00:11:24,298
Doing my job, but I'd need
a time machine for that.

259
00:11:25,092 --> 00:11:27,655
You think banana bread's
gonna change people's minds?

260
00:11:27,657 --> 00:11:29,943
No, banana bread gets me in the door

261
00:11:29,968 --> 00:11:32,212
then I win them over
with my natural charm

262
00:11:32,237 --> 00:11:34,185
and mastery of hypnosis.

263
00:11:35,777 --> 00:11:39,101
- Oh, God, we're moving again.
- Yeah, maybe.

264
00:11:40,224 --> 00:11:41,709
Where are you going?

265
00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:44,111
Over to Jill's, see
how her first night went

266
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,469
with her foster kid.

267
00:11:45,494 --> 00:11:47,494
It was awkward and awful.

268
00:11:47,519 --> 00:11:50,029
- You talked to her already?
- Didn't have to, I lived it.

269
00:11:50,054 --> 00:11:51,943
Every foster's first night is like that.

270
00:11:52,148 --> 00:11:54,148
Well, I can still help.

271
00:11:54,150 --> 00:11:55,716
I've got experience.

272
00:11:55,718 --> 00:11:57,959
I could write a book about
raising a teenage girl.

273
00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:58,935
What would you call it?

274
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,553
"My Own Daughter Doesn't Speak to Me,

275
00:12:00,578 --> 00:12:02,155
But Here's What You Should Do?"

276
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,826
Oh, and what would you call yours?

277
00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:08,262
"I'm Sure I Had a Kid
Around Here Somewhere."

278
00:12:08,537 --> 00:12:11,865
Yeah. It's not my fault you
kept taking your leash off.

279
00:12:16,272 --> 00:12:18,443
So, how was your first night?

280
00:12:18,468 --> 00:12:19,810
A little rocky.

281
00:12:19,923 --> 00:12:23,240
The One Direction bedspread
did not go over well.

282
00:12:23,741 --> 00:12:25,641
I tried to tell you.

283
00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:28,857
- She must've liked the heated pool.
- I guess.

284
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,882
I'm still learning how
to interpret her grunts.

285
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:34,221
Oh, yeah,
14-year-old girl.

286
00:12:34,223 --> 00:12:35,795
"How was your day?" (grunts)

287
00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:37,842
"How was school?" (grunts)

288
00:12:38,043 --> 00:12:40,787
It's like living with
somebody trapped under a rock.

289
00:12:41,881 --> 00:12:43,530
Oh, hey, there she is.

290
00:12:43,532 --> 00:12:45,667
- How'd you sleep?
- (grunts)

291
00:12:46,702 --> 00:12:48,502
Can I get something to drink?

292
00:12:48,504 --> 00:12:50,704
You don't have to ask. You live here.

293
00:12:53,309 --> 00:12:55,209
Emily, this is my friend, Christy.

294
00:12:55,211 --> 00:12:56,376
Christy, Emily.

295
00:12:56,378 --> 00:12:58,545
- Hi.
- Hi.

296
00:12:58,547 --> 00:12:59,873
Got any Gatorade?

297
00:12:59,922 --> 00:13:02,723
Oh, I'm so sorry, no, but
I do have coconut water.

298
00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:04,214
Do you like coconut water?

299
00:13:04,309 --> 00:13:06,943
I don't know. Does it
taste like coconuts?

300
00:13:07,923 --> 00:13:09,881
With a whisper of urine.

301
00:13:11,961 --> 00:13:13,727
(whispering): You got a smile.

302
00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:15,841
I'm taking an orange juice.

303
00:13:15,952 --> 00:13:18,019
Great. Are you hungry?

304
00:13:18,044 --> 00:13:20,011
I can have Soledad make you breakfast.

305
00:13:20,069 --> 00:13:23,103
Pancakes, quiche, huevos rancheros.

306
00:13:23,105 --> 00:13:24,772
She makes an egg white veggie frittata

307
00:13:24,774 --> 00:13:26,340
that'll make you think
you're in the promised land.

308
00:13:26,342 --> 00:13:27,741
(whispering): Please
make me stop talking.

309
00:13:27,743 --> 00:13:30,144
Come and sit down with us.

310
00:13:30,146 --> 00:13:32,127
Yeah, come on. Let's chat.

311
00:13:40,222 --> 00:13:42,066
So, you like Rick and Morty, huh?

312
00:13:42,091 --> 00:13:43,330
Yeah.

313
00:13:43,588 --> 00:13:46,776
I got into it because of my
son, but now I love it, too.

314
00:13:46,996 --> 00:13:48,662
Wubba-lubba-dub-dub.

315
00:13:48,664 --> 00:13:50,531
(burps loudly)

316
00:13:50,533 --> 00:13:52,086
(laughs)

317
00:13:52,111 --> 00:13:54,922
(laughs nervously) What's happening?

318
00:13:59,008 --> 00:14:01,179
And when I close this door,

319
00:14:01,204 --> 00:14:05,461
you will wake up, feel
refreshed and like me.

320
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:13,587
Ooh, Mr. Munson, hang on,

321
00:14:13,589 --> 00:14:16,990
let me get that bicycle out of your way.

322
00:14:19,328 --> 00:14:22,982
Oh. Oh, well, uh, thank you, Bonnie.

323
00:14:23,007 --> 00:14:24,661
That's what I'm here for.

324
00:14:25,568 --> 00:14:28,068
Uh, everything okay in your apartment?

325
00:14:28,070 --> 00:14:30,129
You need anything fixed,
replaced, hauled off?

326
00:14:30,218 --> 00:14:32,786
What's wrong with you,
you back on the drugs?

327
00:14:33,934 --> 00:14:36,270
No, sir, I'm just trying to do my job.

328
00:14:36,295 --> 00:14:39,129
Uh-huh. This have something to
do with that tenant evaluation

329
00:14:39,154 --> 00:14:40,587
they called me about?

330
00:14:41,387 --> 00:14:42,950
Did you talk to them?

331
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,755
Not yet.

332
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,958
All right, let's cut to the chase.

333
00:14:46,983 --> 00:14:48,149
What do you want, old man?

334
00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:50,739
Pam Grier.

335
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:56,685
- Within reason.
- A woman who tells me she's Pam Grier.

336
00:14:59,411 --> 00:15:01,501
How about banana bread and a back rub?

337
00:15:01,503 --> 00:15:02,769
Deal.

338
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,538
Come on in.

339
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,735
Emily, these drawings are amazing.

340
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,416
- You're really talented.
- Yeah, talented.

341
00:15:12,681 --> 00:15:14,281
What's the story?

342
00:15:14,283 --> 00:15:16,746
Yes, I, too, would like to know.

343
00:15:17,987 --> 00:15:19,699
I don't have it all figured out,

344
00:15:19,724 --> 00:15:22,733
but it's about this girl
after, like, an atomic war,

345
00:15:22,758 --> 00:15:24,754
and she has to learn how
to survive on her own.

346
00:15:24,994 --> 00:15:26,769
Well, now that's depressing.

347
00:15:26,794 --> 00:15:30,160
- I think it's cool.
- Depressing and cool.

348
00:15:32,201 --> 00:15:35,136
- So, what happens to her?
- I was just gonna ask that.

349
00:15:36,705 --> 00:15:39,191
- She probably dies.
- Now, that's cool.

350
00:15:39,216 --> 00:15:41,597
- No, that's depressing.
- Oh, I give up.

351
00:15:43,727 --> 00:15:45,694
Excuse me.

352
00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:50,918
- (quietly): What's going on?
- Christy, I can't do this.

353
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,986
You should just take her home with you.

354
00:15:52,988 --> 00:15:55,822
No. I already have a
daughter I screwed up.

355
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,224
This one's yours.

356
00:15:58,394 --> 00:15:59,960
But it's so awkward.

357
00:15:59,962 --> 00:16:01,895
I have nothing in common with her.

358
00:16:01,897 --> 00:16:05,032
So what? She needs a home,
she doesn't need a buddy.

359
00:16:05,034 --> 00:16:07,467
I know, but I really
want her to like me.

360
00:16:07,469 --> 00:16:10,065
Then you shouldn't have
signed up to be a mom.

361
00:16:11,378 --> 00:16:14,574
Hey, how about, how about
you and Bonnie come live here

362
00:16:14,576 --> 00:16:16,109
and help me with her?

363
00:16:16,731 --> 00:16:19,265
We might have to take you up on that.

364
00:16:19,682 --> 00:16:21,604
Let's see how the banana bread goes.

365
00:16:22,495 --> 00:16:26,353
Oh, great. Now I don't know
what you're talking about.

366
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,623
Christy, this was a mistake.

367
00:16:30,086 --> 00:16:32,883
When people don't like me
at first, they never like me.

368
00:16:33,352 --> 00:16:35,019
I don't have a chance with her.

369
00:16:35,264 --> 00:16:36,820
That's not true.

370
00:16:36,845 --> 00:16:38,656
I didn't like you at first.

371
00:16:40,085 --> 00:16:41,378
You didn't?

372
00:16:41,403 --> 00:16:44,938
Nope. I thought you were
self-obsessed and spoiled

373
00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:47,437
and your teeth were so
white it made me angry.

374
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,677
But then I got to know you,

375
00:16:50,679 --> 00:16:52,923
and now I can't imagine
my life without you in it.

376
00:16:53,506 --> 00:16:54,715
Now, go out there

377
00:16:54,717 --> 00:16:57,818
and keep talking to her until
you find some way to connect.

378
00:17:00,055 --> 00:17:02,053
I'm sorry, I just can't.

379
00:17:03,443 --> 00:17:05,158
Do you want me to leave?

380
00:17:06,537 --> 00:17:08,239
I can call my caseworker.

381
00:17:10,264 --> 00:17:11,550
No.

382
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:15,267
I want you to stay very much.

383
00:17:17,692 --> 00:17:19,806
I'm just so bad at this.

384
00:17:20,323 --> 00:17:22,168
I think you're doing okay.

385
00:17:23,921 --> 00:17:26,202
- Really?
- (grunts)

386
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:31,564
Did you hear what she said?

387
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,594
She thinks I'm doing okay.

388
00:17:35,758 --> 00:17:38,671
I have never once heard
that from my daughter.

389
00:17:40,629 --> 00:17:42,341
Hang in there.

390
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,469
Hey, Violet, it's your mother.

391
00:17:49,471 --> 00:17:52,107
Just checking in, haven't
heard from you in awhile.

392
00:17:52,574 --> 00:17:53,974
I thought maybe you and Luke

393
00:17:53,976 --> 00:17:55,943
might want to come over
for dinner on Sunday,

394
00:17:55,968 --> 00:17:57,544
unless you broke up with him,

395
00:17:57,546 --> 00:17:59,579
in which case, bring the new guy.

396
00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:01,073
Love you, bye.

397
00:18:08,057 --> 00:18:11,258
Hey. What's going on here?

398
00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:13,360
Just chilling with my favorite tenant.

399
00:18:13,362 --> 00:18:14,694
(chuckles)

400
00:18:14,696 --> 00:18:16,663
Okay.

401
00:18:16,665 --> 00:18:17,831
Hi, Beverly.

402
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,032
Mouse.

403
00:18:21,863 --> 00:18:24,141
You're still gonna wax me, right?

404
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,234
Yeah.

405
00:18:35,922 --> 00:18:38,459
So, Jill, how's it going
with your foster kid?

406
00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:40,157
(grunts)

407
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,134
I'm sorry, what?

408
00:18:43,159 --> 00:18:45,426
That's teenager for "okay."

409
00:18:46,571 --> 00:18:48,467
Now, you see what happens when you...

410
00:18:48,492 --> 00:18:51,164
Oh, God, I do sound like that.

411
00:18:52,258 --> 00:18:53,944
(cell phone chimes)

412
00:18:54,094 --> 00:18:56,112
Yes! Thank you, God!

413
00:18:56,555 --> 00:18:57,875
You passed the evaluation?

414
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,992
Close enough. I'm on probation!

415
00:19:00,017 --> 00:19:01,672
- Congratulations.
- Wow.

416
00:19:01,697 --> 00:19:03,867
- Probation party!
- What did you do to turn it around?

417
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,148
A lot of things I'm ashamed of!

418
00:19:06,685 --> 00:19:09,977
Waitress, a round of hot
water and lemon for my friends!

419
00:19:11,925 --> 00:19:14,659
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