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Hey.

2
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Oh, hi. Your mom said I could hang out.

3
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Hang out, hang yourself,
I really don't care.

4
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What's your problem?

5
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Oh, sorry.

6
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My car broke down,

7
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and I had to walk three miles
in these awful polyester pants.

8
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My thighs almost started a fire.

9
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You want me to look at the car?

10
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Well, I guess technically
it didn't break down.

11
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Technically, it ran out of gas.

12
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How does that happen?

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There's a gauge, there's a light,

14
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some cars go ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

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I know, I was just riding the zero.

16
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Help me out, is that a
sober thing or a lady thing?

17
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No, it's a Plunkett thing.

18
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When my car tells me it's out of
gas, I choose not to believe it.

19
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Wow, that's, I don't know
what the word is for that.

20
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Maybe... stupid?

21
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I prefer to think of it as exciting.

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A simple trip to the grocery store

23
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becomes a life and death adventure.

24
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Yeah, I'm gonna stick with stupid.

25
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So you need a ride somewhere?

26
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Well, I was gonna meet
the girls at the bistro

27
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- and go to a meeting.
- I'll take you.

28
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You sure?

29
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I always have plenty of gas in my car.

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Coward.

31
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So, how did this "riding
the zero" thing get started?

32
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Well, first of all,
you have to understand,

33
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I used to be really poor.

34
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Worse than now?

35
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'Cause you steal toilet paper from work.

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You want to hear the story or not?

37
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Yeah, yeah, okay. Sorry.

38
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One day, my gas tank was on empty,

39
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but I still had to get to my job.

40
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So, I just ignored it and it kept going.

41
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Eight days. It was like Hanukkah.

42
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You rode the zero for eight whole days?

43
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Kind of makes you tingle, doesn't it?

44
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You do know that it's
really bad for your engine.

45
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You're such a man.

46
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How about while you're at the meeting,

47
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I get some gas and swing by your car,

48
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and put a couple of gallons in it?

49
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Thank you, Adam.

50
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That's so sweet.

51
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My mom completely does not deserve you.

52
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You're not wrong.

53
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So listen, I need a favor.

54
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I've been talking with a social worker

55
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about my foster care application,

56
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and I'm supposed to get letters
of recommendation from friends

57
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saying that I'd be a good mom.

58
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So, Marjorie, I was wondering

59
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if you would write one for me.

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- I'd be happy to, Jill.
- Thank you.

61
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I would also be happy to write one.

62
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Well, we'll see how many I need.

63
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Huh. That's a strange number.

64
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Hello.

65
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Yes, this is she.

66
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Yes, I know Christy Plunkett.

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- Oh, my God, is she all right?
- What's going on?

68
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

69
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Okay, I'm on my way.

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That was the hospital.

71
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Christy was in a car accident.

72
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- What?! Is she okay?
- Oh, no!

73
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I don't know. Come on, I'll drive.

74
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Why didn't they call me?

75
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Check your phone, maybe
it went to voice mail.

76
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No, nothing.

77
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Oh God, what if she has amnesia
and forgot I'm her mother?

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Then there's a silver lining.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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I'm looking for Christy Plunkett.

81
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She was in a car accident.

82
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Yes, she's here. Are
you Marjorie Sponsor?

83
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Actually that's me, uh,
Marjorie Armstrong-PERUGIAN.

84
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You took Victor's name?

85
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Not now.

86
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Is she okay?

87
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You'll have to talk to a doctor.

88
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Excuse me, I'm her mother.

89
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Why wasn't I called?

90
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The EMT's checked her phone,

91
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and Marjorie Sponsor is
her emergency contact.

92
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- Here's your visitor's pass.
- Seriously?!

93
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She gets to go in and I don't?

94
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I'm only authorized to admit
the person that's on my log.

95
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This is crazy. I'm her mother.

96
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Not everyone likes their mother.

97
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Oh sweetie, I'm so glad you're okay.

98
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Get out of my way,
this is police business.

99
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Oh, baby.

100
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Hi, Mom. Are you okay?

101
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The doctor said I have a
concussion, but I'll be fine.

102
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Oh, honey, I'm so
relieved, I was terrified.

103
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One question, why is Marjorie
your emergency contact?

104
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- What?
- Bonnie, this is not the time.

105
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You're right, you're right.

106
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The important thing is that you're okay.

107
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What happened?

108
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It's all kind of fuzzy.

109
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I was going to the bistro and
this car came out of nowhere.

110
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It's just weird that the
hospital didn't call me.

111
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Am I in your phone as "Bonnie" or "Mom"?

112
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Great, you're all here.

113
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Christy's CT scan was
clear so she can go home.

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Oh, good.

115
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But she'll need rest

116
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and somebody's got
to keep an eye on her.

117
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That would be me, her mother.

118
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And while I may not be
her emergency contact,

119
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I will not leave her side until
she's completely recovered.

120
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Thanks, Mom. How's Adam?

121
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He's fine. Why?

122
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- He was driving the car.
- What?

123
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Oh, no.

124
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Oh, my God. You didn't know that?

125
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No, Wendy, I didn't know
that 'cause nobody called me!

126
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He's just down the hall.

127
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Go.

128
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You're sure?

129
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I'm surrounded by doctors and nurses.

130
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I'm safer here than I am at home.

131
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I'll be right back.

132
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I always forget you have a job.

133
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- Oh, my God, are you okay?
- Oh.

134
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- I've been better. How's Christy?
- Oh.

135
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She's gonna be fine. What happened?

136
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Guy came out of
nowhere, I never saw him.

137
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Did you break your arm?

138
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- No, I just dislocated it.
- Oh.

139
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Oh, look who finally showed up.

140
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Danielle? What are you doing...

141
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What is your ex-wife doing here?

142
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- I'm his emergency contact.
- Oh, come on!

143
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Don't be upset.

144
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I'm sure he just never
got around to changing it.

145
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I'm probably still the voice
on his answering machine.

146
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You told me that was your mother.

147
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Um... can I have my soda?

148
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Yeah.

149
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I'll give it to him.

150
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I just talked to your doctor.

151
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He said they're sending you home soon.

152
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Great, you'll come home with me.

153
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Babe, I'm gonna need
to go back to my place.

154
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- Why?
- I'm down to one working limb here.

155
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I can't even take a
shower in your apartment.

156
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Now, will you be able to stay
with him? He's gonna need help.

157
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- Damn.
- What?

158
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I-I've got to take care of Christy.

159
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Aw, aren't you a good mom?

160
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What's that supposed to mean?

161
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D-Don't worry, I will
take care of this big lug,

162
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get him back into fighting shape.

163
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Is that cool with you?

164
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That your ex-wife is
gonna take care of you?

165
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I'm super-duper.

166
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Ah.

167
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And you were so sure
she was gonna flip out.

168
00:07:03,284 --> 00:07:06,052
Isn't he silly? It's...

169
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You all done?

170
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Yeah.

171
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Oh, you didn't eat a lot.

172
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You feeling okay?

173
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I have a headache, I'm nauseous

174
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and I don't remember much.

175
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So, kind of like I'm 20 again.

176
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But... I'm alone in a bed I
recognize, so that's good news.

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God, that must've been so scary for you.

178
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It was.

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When I was in the ambulance,

180
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I kept thinking about all
the things I've never done,

181
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all the places I've never been.

182
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Europe?

183
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Actually, Orlando.

184
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All right, the doctor said
I'm supposed to ask you

185
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these questions to make sure

186
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you're recovering from the concussion.

187
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Now... what is your name?

188
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Christy Jolene Plunkett.

189
00:08:01,489 --> 00:08:03,796
Okay. What is the name of this place?

190
00:08:06,678 --> 00:08:08,288
Earth?

191
00:08:09,418 --> 00:08:11,334
I'll accept that.

192
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What day of the week is it?

193
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- I don't know.
- I don't, either.

194
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And the final question,

195
00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:19,853
why the hell aren't I
your emergency contact?!

196
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What?

197
00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:24,631
You programmed Marjorie
into your phone.

198
00:08:24,633 --> 00:08:27,767
I don't remember your giant
head poking out of her patooch.

199
00:08:28,749 --> 00:08:30,970
I changed it when you relapsed,

200
00:08:30,972 --> 00:08:33,273
and I guess I never got
around to changing it back.

201
00:08:33,275 --> 00:08:35,775
Oh. So it used to be me?

202
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- Well...
- Oh!

203
00:08:38,913 --> 00:08:40,563
Come on, man.

204
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- I am great in an emergency.
- I'll change it, I'll change it.

205
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No, I don't want you to change it

206
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'cause I made you.

207
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I want you to change
it 'cause you trust me.

208
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I totally trust you.

209
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Good, 'cause I'm not
the person I used to be.

210
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I know that.

211
00:08:57,499 --> 00:08:59,249
And if the people who used to know me

212
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weren't all dead or in
jail, they'd be amazed.

213
00:09:03,444 --> 00:09:06,055
And yet you're alive and walk free.

214
00:09:06,444 --> 00:09:08,641
- What's that?
- I love you.

215
00:09:10,062 --> 00:09:12,011
I love you, too.

216
00:09:12,013 --> 00:09:14,230
All right then, I'm
gonna give Adam a call

217
00:09:14,232 --> 00:09:15,315
and see how he's doing.

218
00:09:15,317 --> 00:09:17,016
Please tell him I'm sorry.

219
00:09:17,018 --> 00:09:19,880
None of this would've happened
if I had put gas in my car.

220
00:09:19,905 --> 00:09:22,238
Ah, riding the zero.

221
00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,240
Yep.

222
00:09:24,242 --> 00:09:25,408
How many days you get?

223
00:09:25,702 --> 00:09:29,312
- Four.
- Respect.

224
00:09:29,948 --> 00:09:32,248
Hey, remember when we
drove that old Buick Skylark

225
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from Denver to Salt Lake
with nothing in the tank?

226
00:09:34,452 --> 00:09:37,120
Well, to be fair, we were
going down a mountain.

227
00:09:37,122 --> 00:09:39,038
Mountain my ass, it was a miracle.

228
00:09:53,632 --> 00:09:54,764
Adam's phone.

229
00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:57,357
Danielle.

230
00:09:57,359 --> 00:10:01,060
Could I please speak
with Adam on Adam's phone?

231
00:10:02,287 --> 00:10:04,731
Oh, Adam was right,
you really are a hoot.

232
00:10:05,482 --> 00:10:08,368
Uh, unfortunately,
he's sleeping right now.

233
00:10:08,370 --> 00:10:11,170
Uh-huh. So, you gonna head out?

234
00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:13,323
No, we decided that I should
stay tonight, you know,

235
00:10:13,325 --> 00:10:15,992
in case he needs help using
the bathroom or bathing.

236
00:10:16,271 --> 00:10:17,744
Bathing?

237
00:10:17,746 --> 00:10:21,451
He had a car accident, he
didn't fall in a mud puddle.

238
00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,250
Bonnie, I'm sleeping on the couch,

239
00:10:24,252 --> 00:10:26,085
you have nothing to worry about.

240
00:10:26,087 --> 00:10:28,338
Oh sweetie, I wasn't worried.

241
00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:30,640
- Oh, good. Bye-bye.
- Wait, I...

242
00:10:31,435 --> 00:10:33,310
Hello?

243
00:10:33,908 --> 00:10:35,490
Damn it.

244
00:10:40,738 --> 00:10:44,435
- Mom?
- Oops. I'm here, baby!

245
00:10:59,841 --> 00:11:01,257
Hey there, sleepyhead.

246
00:11:01,259 --> 00:11:02,475
Aah...

247
00:11:02,755 --> 00:11:04,538
What are you doing here?

248
00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:05,810
Just taking care of you while your mom

249
00:11:05,835 --> 00:11:07,436
pees a circle around her boyfriend.

250
00:11:08,092 --> 00:11:09,557
What?

251
00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:11,910
Okay. Now, I've got
some concussion questions

252
00:11:11,912 --> 00:11:13,287
I'm supposed to ask you.

253
00:11:13,678 --> 00:11:16,447
What is your name?

254
00:11:16,959 --> 00:11:19,100
Christy Jolene Plunkett.

255
00:11:19,402 --> 00:11:21,771
- Your middle name's Jolene?
- Yes.

256
00:11:21,796 --> 00:11:23,596
Then why the hell do you go by Christy?

257
00:11:23,621 --> 00:11:25,571
'Cause Jolene's stupid.

258
00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:29,717
Oh, well I guess my dead
grandma's name is stupid then.

259
00:11:30,803 --> 00:11:32,685
Wait, where's my mom?

260
00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:34,593
Hey! I'm asking the questions here.

261
00:11:36,646 --> 00:11:39,063
What is the name of this place?

262
00:11:39,088 --> 00:11:40,310
Orlando.

263
00:11:42,056 --> 00:11:44,076
So now, where's my mom?

264
00:11:44,443 --> 00:11:46,778
She's at Adam's. She
asked me to fill in,

265
00:11:46,803 --> 00:11:48,229
which is great, because
it gives me a chance

266
00:11:48,231 --> 00:11:50,532
to use what I'm learning
in my mommy classes.

267
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:53,739
Okay.

268
00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:57,906
I don't think I like your tone.

269
00:11:58,670 --> 00:12:01,292
I'm sorry, I just meant that...

270
00:12:01,294 --> 00:12:02,982
I know what you meant.

271
00:12:03,147 --> 00:12:05,147
You still don't think
I'd be a good mother.

272
00:12:05,298 --> 00:12:07,715
No, I'm just kind of waking up.

273
00:12:07,717 --> 00:12:09,384
I can read between the lines.

274
00:12:09,386 --> 00:12:10,418
What lines?

275
00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:12,646
The lines we draw when
we hurt each other!

276
00:12:15,508 --> 00:12:17,404
I think I might be in danger.

277
00:12:24,401 --> 00:12:25,654
Adam?

278
00:12:25,818 --> 00:12:27,351
It's open!

279
00:12:27,604 --> 00:12:29,187
That's when you had

280
00:12:29,189 --> 00:12:31,990
that stupid Smokey and
the Bandit mustache.

281
00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:35,326
That was a Magnum
mustache and you loved it.

282
00:12:35,810 --> 00:12:37,195
Hey, baby.

283
00:12:37,197 --> 00:12:39,490
Ah, am I interrupting happy hour?

284
00:12:39,515 --> 00:12:41,515
Oh, no, we'll just keep drinking.

285
00:12:43,174 --> 00:12:45,123
Danielle made martinis.

286
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:49,257
I took a pain pill, they say you
shouldn't mix them with alcohol,

287
00:12:49,259 --> 00:12:51,045
but they were wrong.

288
00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:54,545
Hey, I know I can't
get you one of these,

289
00:12:54,547 --> 00:12:56,514
but would you like
something non-alcoholic,

290
00:12:56,539 --> 00:12:59,357
like, maybe a juice box?

291
00:13:00,639 --> 00:13:02,887
No. Thanks.

292
00:13:02,889 --> 00:13:04,896
I just came to see my boyfriend.

293
00:13:04,921 --> 00:13:06,295
That's me.

294
00:13:09,479 --> 00:13:11,029
Okay.

295
00:13:12,662 --> 00:13:15,283
So I'm assuming you're feeling better.

296
00:13:15,285 --> 00:13:19,264
Oh yeah. I took a nap and then
Danielle gave me a sponge bath.

297
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,372
All of you?

298
00:13:21,374 --> 00:13:23,157
Oh, relax, I mean, it's not like

299
00:13:23,159 --> 00:13:25,627
there's anything there
that I haven't already seen.

300
00:13:25,629 --> 00:13:28,463
It's not seeing it I'm worried
about, it's polishing it.

301
00:13:31,718 --> 00:13:34,002
- Not funny.
- Not funny.

302
00:13:34,004 --> 00:13:36,004
Listen, if you have to get back

303
00:13:36,006 --> 00:13:37,722
to your daughter, everything's
under control here.

304
00:13:37,724 --> 00:13:39,725
One of my friends is watching
her, I can hang for a while.

305
00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:43,389
Hey, I got an idea.

306
00:13:43,664 --> 00:13:46,548
Why don't you two give
each other a sponge bob...

307
00:13:49,402 --> 00:13:51,100
... and I'll watch.

308
00:13:57,954 --> 00:13:59,850
Mm-mm.

309
00:14:00,468 --> 00:14:03,302
This is one terrific sandwich.

310
00:14:03,327 --> 00:14:05,260
This is the kind of
sandwich that would make

311
00:14:05,285 --> 00:14:09,021
any adult or child
feel very, very loved.

312
00:14:09,695 --> 00:14:12,123
Give me a break, it's grilled cheese.

313
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:15,490
Oh, okay, that answers
one of my questions.

314
00:14:18,709 --> 00:14:21,639
Come on, Jill, I didn't
mean to upset you.

315
00:14:21,664 --> 00:14:23,831
I was just mad 'cause my mom left.

316
00:14:23,856 --> 00:14:26,156
And now I realize I'm better off.

317
00:14:26,997 --> 00:14:28,502
Really?

318
00:14:28,527 --> 00:14:30,585
Yeah. You think she would've

319
00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:32,110
made me a grilled cheese sandwich

320
00:14:32,112 --> 00:14:34,662
then let me watch her play Candy Crush?

321
00:14:37,101 --> 00:14:38,709
Thank you, Christy Jo.

322
00:14:39,606 --> 00:14:42,390
I guess I'm a little
extra vulnerable right now.

323
00:14:42,572 --> 00:14:44,725
This foster process is kind of grueling.

324
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,685
So many hoops to jump through.

325
00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:48,710
It's, like, give me the
damn kid, you dimwits.

326
00:14:50,459 --> 00:14:51,838
I get it.

327
00:14:51,863 --> 00:14:55,466
I mean, here I am,
recovering from a head injury,

328
00:14:55,468 --> 00:14:57,719
and you're the one having a tough time.

329
00:14:57,721 --> 00:14:59,087
Right?

330
00:14:59,955 --> 00:15:02,673
You comfy? Do you need anything?

331
00:15:02,955 --> 00:15:05,760
- I am a little cold.
- Really? I'm warm.

332
00:15:05,785 --> 00:15:07,611
I'll open the window.

333
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:30,149
If you're looking for your
drink, I moved it over there.

334
00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:33,156
How thoughtful.

335
00:15:33,712 --> 00:15:35,540
Oh, I see we lost Adam.

336
00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:38,494
Yeah, opiates and alcohol
will do that to a person.

337
00:15:38,519 --> 00:15:41,439
Not me or Keith Richards,
but we're gifted that way.

338
00:15:46,121 --> 00:15:48,422
You can run along now,
I'll put him to bed.

339
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,731
No, I promised him I'd stay and
I would never break a promise.

340
00:15:51,756 --> 00:15:52,767
Uh-huh.

341
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,212
Unless it was a marriage vow.

342
00:15:59,649 --> 00:16:03,151
- So that's how you're gonna play it?
- I'll play it any way you want.

343
00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:05,787
Fine.

344
00:16:17,705 --> 00:16:21,939
You realize that whoever
wins this gets him.

345
00:16:28,344 --> 00:16:30,261
Jill, I appreciate your help,

346
00:16:30,263 --> 00:16:32,830
but I can go to the bathroom by myself.

347
00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:35,228
Don't forget to wash your hands.

348
00:16:35,253 --> 00:16:36,744
I got it!

349
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:43,357
- Christy, I'm worried.
- About what?

350
00:16:43,359 --> 00:16:45,642
I'm not sure I'm cut out to be a mother.

351
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,166
Why would you say that?

352
00:16:47,363 --> 00:16:49,363
It's just that I've been here all day

353
00:16:49,365 --> 00:16:52,400
taking care of you, and
frankly, it's kind of tedious.

354
00:16:55,425 --> 00:16:57,416
And a little icky.

355
00:16:58,814 --> 00:17:01,959
- Trust me, you're overthinking it.
- Hands.

356
00:17:01,961 --> 00:17:03,345
Okay.

357
00:17:05,197 --> 00:17:08,337
People make parenting
seem so fulfilling.

358
00:17:08,386 --> 00:17:10,520
What people are you talking about?

359
00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:13,580
Facebook people,

360
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,517
Instagram people,

361
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,296
Kelly Ripa.

362
00:17:20,113 --> 00:17:22,813
Well, no one's gonna
post a video of their kid

363
00:17:22,815 --> 00:17:24,695
finger-painting with dog poop.

364
00:17:25,398 --> 00:17:26,992
Does that happen?

365
00:17:28,203 --> 00:17:30,321
It's most of what happens.

366
00:17:31,664 --> 00:17:33,351
Then why do people do it?

367
00:17:33,376 --> 00:17:35,695
This might be the concussion talking,

368
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,803
but... 'cause it's worth it.

369
00:17:37,997 --> 00:17:41,666
It's 60% hard work, 40% joy...

370
00:17:41,668 --> 00:17:43,898
Your numbers may vary... but...

371
00:17:44,487 --> 00:17:46,854
it makes you feel like
your life's worth something.

372
00:17:46,879 --> 00:17:49,013
So you really think I can do this?

373
00:17:49,804 --> 00:17:51,642
I know you can do it.

374
00:17:52,289 --> 00:17:54,421
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

375
00:17:55,077 --> 00:17:56,796
Now get some rest.

376
00:17:59,442 --> 00:18:01,665
- Christy?
- Yeah?

377
00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:03,248
Leave the light on.

378
00:18:04,023 --> 00:18:05,856
How about I leave the hall light on

379
00:18:05,858 --> 00:18:07,441
and keep the door open a crack?

380
00:18:07,443 --> 00:18:08,776
Deal.

381
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,082
She's right.

382
00:18:15,084 --> 00:18:17,859
I'm gonna make a great mom.

383
00:18:20,456 --> 00:18:22,484
- You comfy?
- Mm-hmm.

384
00:18:22,509 --> 00:18:24,899
- You have enough pillows?
- Yep.

385
00:18:24,924 --> 00:18:27,522
- You love me?
- I do.

386
00:18:27,547 --> 00:18:29,463
Then why am I not your
emergency contact?!

387
00:18:32,018 --> 00:18:33,601
Ow.

388
00:18:43,753 --> 00:18:45,729
Okay, Danielle, here's the deal.

389
00:18:45,808 --> 00:18:48,424
I'm going to hire someone
to take care of Adam.

390
00:18:48,449 --> 00:18:51,433
Ideally, a large Filipino man.

391
00:18:51,693 --> 00:18:53,362
Are you really so
threatened that you'd rather

392
00:18:53,387 --> 00:18:55,120
have a stranger tending to him?

393
00:18:55,145 --> 00:18:57,145
I'm not threatened. You're threatened.

394
00:18:57,374 --> 00:19:00,870
- Why would I be threatened?
- Because I'm threatening you.

395
00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:03,784
Oh, honey.

396
00:19:04,572 --> 00:19:06,789
You don't want to do that.

397
00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:08,324
Oh, yeah, yeah. Adam told me

398
00:19:08,326 --> 00:19:10,370
you were in the Army
a million years ago,

399
00:19:10,395 --> 00:19:12,987
so I'm sure you're really
great at making a bed.

400
00:19:14,249 --> 00:19:16,382
But I have been beating
snot out of people

401
00:19:16,384 --> 00:19:18,487
since grade school and
I'm really in the mood

402
00:19:18,512 --> 00:19:20,295
to beat the snot...

403
00:19:25,787 --> 00:19:27,787
What just happened?

404
00:19:28,717 --> 00:19:32,143
You two girls getting along out there?

405
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:37,448
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