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Damn, damn, damn!

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It's not the purse's fault you're poor.

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No, I borrowed this fancy
necklace from Jill for a date,

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and now I can't find it.

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Maybe you left it at your date's house.

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The date ended when we left the Sizzler,

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where romance goes to die.

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You borrowed a fancy necklace

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to go to Sizzler?

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He said "steakhouse."

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Forgive me for dreaming.

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Well, I would love to help you look,

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but Adam and I are heading out

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to the Napa Valley
Food and Wine Festival,

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where the senses go to celebrate.

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Bring me back an eight-dollar meatball.

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Oh, darling, you are an
eight-dollar meatball.

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Rich people don't sound like that.

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Brought you some coffee.

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What are you still doing in bed?

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Five more minutes.

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You said you were getting up.

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Ten more minutes.

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Exactly how hungover are you?

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I'm not.

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I am.

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Can't we just go next weekend?

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We could, but it would
just be an empty field then.

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All right, all right, I'm getting up.

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Thank you.

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Five minutes.

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You're not gonna believe this.

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He's too hungover to go.

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You're not gonna believe this.

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I found three of your traffic tickets

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and a tooth I'm hoping is Roscoe's.

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It's just so obnoxious to
blow off plans with someone

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just 'cause you got
loaded the night before.

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And before you say anything,
I promise to take you

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to see Santa this year.

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Why don't you just go without him?

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You're right, I can
totally go places by myself.

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You want to go with me?

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I'm not going anywhere till

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I find Jill's diamond necklace.

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She's gonna kill me.

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And you're sure it didn't end up

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in the backseat of your date's car?

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My date's car was a city bus.

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Okay, I'm up,

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and I really want to go with you.

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Forget it, I'm going by myself.

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Thank God.

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Do you have, like, 40
aspirin or some bacon?

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What's this booth?

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Oh, some kind of lamb.

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I don't know what they do
to the poor little bastards,

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but I'm back for fourths.

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It's actually a
post-modern take on haggis.

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What they do is they
take the sheep's stomach,

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they char the lining...

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No, no, no. The guy over there

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told me what sweetbreads were.

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I had to spit 'em in a plant.

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Spoiler alert... pancreas.

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Hey, green wristband, huh?

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Yeah, it's 50 bucks
cheaper for the food only,

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and I'm not drinking.

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- So it's just me and the toddlers.
- And me.

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Nice.

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So are you a green wristband

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just for today, or all the time?

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Actually, I've been
one for about 18 months.

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Two years.

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And the green wristband club

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just got a little cooler.

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Plus, we get free admission

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to the bouncy castle.

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Well, it's official.

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None of this pairs well with iced tea.

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Well, in defense of the iced tea,

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that deconstructed
Tater Tot was just weird.

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Try this ahi.

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- Mmm. That's good.
- Right?

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I should bring some of that home

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for my boyfriend.

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Yeah, you should.

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Where is he today?

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To be honest, he had his own

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little food and wine
festival last night.

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And by that I mean Hot
Pockets and bourbon.

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I remember that festival.

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So you remember what he
felt like this morning.

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He have a little trouble standing up?

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It would have taken a miracle.

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My ex took perverse
glee in my hangovers.

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She'd open all the curtains,

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make my son practice his clarinet.

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Wow, points for creativity.

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So, was drinking the
reason you split up?

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Well, that and burning
down our restaurant.

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Oh, my God.

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People tell you don't drink and drive.

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What they really should say is

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don't drink and fry chicken.

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Well, at least you
can joke about it now.

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Yeah. And I'm proud to say

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I just opened up a new place.

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That's great. It sounds like

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you're getting everything back on track.

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Well, not everything.

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My kids still don't speak to me.

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For what it's worth,
my daughter didn't talk

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to me for a long time.

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But things are in a better place now?

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Yeah, we talk all the time.

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Careful what you wish for.

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Hey, there's Jill.

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Did you find her necklace?

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Shut up.

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Hey, Christy. How was your big date?

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Good, good.

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I got all the salad I could eat.

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Okay.

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So, um, did you bring my necklace?

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Oh, darn!

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Siri was supposed to remind me,

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but the bitch just hates me.

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I will bring it to you tomorrow.

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It's on my nightstand.

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Right next to her Bible.

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Excuse me, miss, do you have

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deconstructed Tater Tots here

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or, uh, just Oreos?

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Hey, what are you doing here?

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Well, you mentioned this meeting,

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I thought I'd check it out.

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I'm glad you did.

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This is my daughter Christy.

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My friends Marjorie, Wendy, Jill.

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- Everybody, this is Joe.
- Hey, everybody.

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Hey, Joe.

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Well, come on, let's find us some seats.

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Great.

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Hang on there, Tater Tots.

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I'll be right there.

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Who's that?

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Oh, him? We met at the food thing.

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What food thing?

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Boy, are you missing
the point of the story.

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I had to listen to
you yap all night about

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infused octopus balls, and somehow

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man with balls slipped your mind?

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What? I made a friend. End of story.

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- Did you tell him about Adam?
- Yes, I did.

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Did you tell Adam about him?

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I told him about Adam.

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You know, Bonnie, when we keep secrets,

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we set a ball rolling,

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and it always rolls downhill.

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What do you have, a "motto
of the day" calendar?

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Actually, I do.

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Well, there is no secret.

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I didn't mention it to Adam
because why make him jealous

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for no reason?

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Now, if you'll excuse
me, I'm gonna go sit

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with my new friend, who,
as far as I'm concerned,

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has no genitalia.

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Okay, who had eight months

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in the Bonnie-Adam breakup pool?

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Yeah, she is definitely
playing with fire.

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I agree.

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"Those things left unsaid

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often poison the marriage bed."

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Okay, it's not cute anymore, Marjorie.

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Who you texting?

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Uh, just a friend.

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Who?

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Suzanne.

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Have I met her?

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Are you kidding me?

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You sat next to her at
Jill's birthday party.

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I did?

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Honey, I'm worried about you.

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She's vegan, does driftwood art.

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You said she smelled funny.

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I really don't remember.

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Oh, that's sad, 'cause
she always asks about you.

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I'm gonna get something to drink.

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- Hey, Bonnie.
- Yeah?

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Tell Suzanne I said hi.

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Will do.

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Hey. How's it going?

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Terrible.

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I still can't find Jill's necklace.

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- I've looked in the bureau...
- Rhetorical!

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What are you doing?

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I'm Googling how to fake a robbery.

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Ask me, I'm right here.

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Who are you texting so late?

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Just a friend.

203
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Not with that smile on your face.

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You're texting that guy, aren't you?

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It's not a big deal.

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We enjoy hanging out together.

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- And that's it?
- That's it.

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And he invited me to dinner

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at his new restaurant tomorrow.

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Again, not a big deal.

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Then why don't you bring Adam?

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They don't have anything in common.

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Sure they do... they both
have the same girlfriend.

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The only thing that could've
made that meal better

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is if I could have a
cigarette right now.

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I would kill for a cigarette.

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I'm gonna say something controversial.

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Post-sex cigarette, a little overrated.

219
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Post-beef cigarette, magic!

220
00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,464
Well, thanks again.

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You're welcome.

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It's a great restaurant.

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Try not to burn it down.

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I will.

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I hope your daughter
enjoys the short ribs.

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Oh, these are never gonna make it home.

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I'm gonna eat them at
the first red light.

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Can we do this again?

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Sure. I'd like that.

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Although, I gotta tell you,

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my friends are... giving me a hard time

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about us hanging out.

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Yeah?

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They think something's
going on between us.

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I think they might be right.

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- Mmm. Hang on.
- I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that.

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- It's just...
- I-I get it. I totally get it.

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We have to stop.

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00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:07,507
I have a boyfriend, and you know that.

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00:10:07,532 --> 00:10:10,484
I do, but I just keep feeling

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like there's something going on here.

242
00:10:12,001 --> 00:10:14,163
There is, it's called friendship.

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00:10:15,726 --> 00:10:17,892
Does your boyfriend know
where you are right now?

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All right, I screwed up.

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00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,436
I admit it.

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I like this,

247
00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,742
but I love Adam.

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I have to go.

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These are just too good.

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00:10:46,545 --> 00:10:47,794
Hey!

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What are you doing here?

252
00:10:49,298 --> 00:10:51,598
Ah, just dropping off
some flowers for your mom.

253
00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,133
Wait, what are you doing here?

254
00:10:53,135 --> 00:10:54,984
Bonnie told me you two
were going out for dinner.

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- She did?
- Yeah.

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Oh, sure, right.

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But I ended up getting called into work.

258
00:11:00,524 --> 00:11:03,120
See, Julie's stepfather died...
She's this girl I work with.

259
00:11:03,145 --> 00:11:05,195
I think he had an
aneurysm. She covered for me

260
00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:07,601
when I hurt my back, so I
felt like I had to do the same.

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00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:09,429
I would've anyway... I mean, he died.

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00:11:10,007 --> 00:11:12,078
Man, aneurysms, huh?

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00:11:12,103 --> 00:11:14,937
You're just walkin'
along and Bam, game over.

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00:11:14,962 --> 00:11:16,711
Is that a new jacket?

265
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:18,658
No, no, it's not.

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00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:20,210
So, where's your mom?

267
00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:22,662
Oh, she ended up going out
to dinner with Marjorie.

268
00:11:22,664 --> 00:11:23,718
Ah, okay.

269
00:11:23,999 --> 00:11:25,966
Do you mind if I come in and wait?

270
00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:27,300
Sure.

271
00:11:27,302 --> 00:11:29,281
These are beautiful.

272
00:11:29,306 --> 00:11:32,804
Yeah, I needed to apologize for
being such a jerk the other day.

273
00:11:33,175 --> 00:11:35,382
You know what would really
make her feel better?

274
00:11:36,732 --> 00:11:38,566
You should get her this necklace.

275
00:11:39,431 --> 00:11:41,070
By tomorrow.

276
00:11:41,316 --> 00:11:42,984
It's kind of pricey.

277
00:11:43,009 --> 00:11:44,709
I think I'm gonna
stick with the flowers.

278
00:11:45,546 --> 00:11:48,531
I thought you loved her, but okay.

279
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,692
Can I get you something to drink?

280
00:11:52,694 --> 00:11:54,226
Uh, no, I'm good.

281
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:55,695
You sure?

282
00:11:55,697 --> 00:11:57,197
70% of all Americans are dehydrated;

283
00:11:57,199 --> 00:11:58,665
they don't even know it.

284
00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:01,148
That settles it, I'm
getting you some water.

285
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,006
You know, Adam,

286
00:12:04,031 --> 00:12:06,706
she and Marjorie might go
to a movie after dinner,

287
00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,617
so you could be waiting a long time.

288
00:12:08,642 --> 00:12:10,308
That's okay, I got nothing going on.

289
00:12:10,723 --> 00:12:12,703
Of course you don't.

290
00:12:14,804 --> 00:12:17,109
Adam. What are you doing here?

291
00:12:17,134 --> 00:12:18,333
Surprising my girlfriend.

292
00:12:19,544 --> 00:12:21,710
- You sure are.
- How was dinner?

293
00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:23,633
My dinner?

294
00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:25,725
It was, uh, okay.

295
00:12:25,727 --> 00:12:27,727
I... Christy ended up
having to go to work,

296
00:12:27,729 --> 00:12:30,697
so I went with Marjorie and she
was just blah, blah, blah, blah,

297
00:12:30,699 --> 00:12:31,731
sobriety.

298
00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:36,054
Oh, look who's back.

299
00:12:36,150 --> 00:12:37,699
Here you go.

300
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,170
Just 'cause I'm wearing this

301
00:12:39,195 --> 00:12:41,546
doesn't mean you have to tip.
But you can.

302
00:12:42,211 --> 00:12:44,411
Look, Adam brought you flowers.

303
00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:46,163
What a wonderful boyfriend.

304
00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:47,968
All right, good night.

305
00:12:49,531 --> 00:12:51,418
That's really sweet of you.

306
00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:54,254
Hmm. So where'd you and
Marjorie go for dinner?

307
00:12:54,256 --> 00:12:55,890
Oh, a new place.

308
00:12:55,915 --> 00:12:56,998
How was it?

309
00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:59,046
The food was amazing.

310
00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:00,370
Maybe we should try it sometime.

311
00:13:00,395 --> 00:13:02,345
But not amazing in a good way.

312
00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:04,546
In fact, I should just brush my teeth.

313
00:13:07,801 --> 00:13:11,999
- Christy? Christy!
- Ugh. What?

314
00:13:13,789 --> 00:13:15,171
What are you doing?

315
00:13:15,196 --> 00:13:16,529
I'm looking for the necklace!

316
00:13:16,912 --> 00:13:18,445
Under there?

317
00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:20,639
I thought I saw something shiny.

318
00:13:20,664 --> 00:13:23,156
It was just a Rolo wrapper.

319
00:13:24,226 --> 00:13:26,943
Well, that's it.

320
00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:29,206
I'm just gonna have
to tell Jill I lost it

321
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:31,541
and hope someday she needs a kidney.

322
00:13:32,901 --> 00:13:34,267
Joe kissed me.

323
00:13:34,531 --> 00:13:35,595
What?

324
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,881
It was completely out of the blue.

325
00:13:38,044 --> 00:13:39,507
I got to spit.

326
00:13:40,469 --> 00:13:42,052
How was it out of the blue?

327
00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:43,812
- You were on a freakin' date.
- It was not a date.

328
00:13:43,837 --> 00:13:46,004
- He pay for dinner?
- It was his restaurant.

329
00:13:46,029 --> 00:13:47,996
- You shave your legs?
- I'm not an animal.

330
00:13:48,021 --> 00:13:48,970
Date!

331
00:13:49,103 --> 00:13:51,520
Okay, fine, it was a date.

332
00:13:51,545 --> 00:13:53,962
Oh, my God, how am I gonna tell Adam?

333
00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:55,859
- You're not.
- What?

334
00:13:56,285 --> 00:13:57,734
Do you like Joe?

335
00:13:57,828 --> 00:13:59,452
Are you gonna go out with him again?

336
00:13:59,454 --> 00:14:01,705
No, I am in love with Adam.

337
00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:03,456
Then don't blow it up over one mistake

338
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:04,791
that you're never gonna make again.

339
00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:07,249
- But I feel so guilty.
- And you should.

340
00:14:07,274 --> 00:14:08,606
But you don't get to hurt Adam

341
00:14:08,631 --> 00:14:10,014
just to make yourself feel better.

342
00:14:10,906 --> 00:14:13,093
When did you get so smart?

343
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:15,656
It's easy to fix other
people's problems.

344
00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:19,445
Meanwhile, I owe Jill $87,000.

345
00:14:22,475 --> 00:14:26,210
Crazy thought, did you try
looking in your jewelry box?

346
00:14:26,812 --> 00:14:28,315
Seriously, Mom?

347
00:14:28,317 --> 00:14:29,710
You're right, that was stupid.

348
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,902
Anyway, thanks for your help.

349
00:14:37,359 --> 00:14:40,578
If it were there, I
would've had to kill myself.

350
00:14:41,476 --> 00:14:44,864
How'd you know these long
blue things are my favorites?

351
00:14:44,866 --> 00:14:47,148
I told the guy at the flower
shop I screwed up pretty bad,

352
00:14:47,173 --> 00:14:49,957
he said, "You're gonna want to
go with the long blue things."

353
00:14:51,054 --> 00:14:53,960
Well, thank you, they're perfect.

354
00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:57,450
I'm really sorry about last weekend.

355
00:14:57,709 --> 00:14:59,259
Hey, we all make mistakes.

356
00:14:59,284 --> 00:15:00,524
Let's move on.

357
00:15:00,549 --> 00:15:02,523
No, no, I-I want to say this.

358
00:15:02,548 --> 00:15:05,715
From now on, if I tell you that
I'm gonna go with you somewhere,

359
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:08,749
I'm gonna go, 'cause I know
that I can count on you,

360
00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:11,781
and... you deserve the same.

361
00:15:18,999 --> 00:15:22,179
A guy kissed me tonight.

362
00:15:22,859 --> 00:15:24,120
What?

363
00:15:24,648 --> 00:15:28,124
I wasn't at dinner with Marjorie.

364
00:15:28,126 --> 00:15:31,007
I was with a guy I met
at the food festival.

365
00:15:31,476 --> 00:15:32,843
Hold on.

366
00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:37,195
You're seeing somebody else?

367
00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:39,390
Not seeing... we're just friends.

368
00:15:39,415 --> 00:15:41,715
- I found the necklace!
- Friends don't kiss.

369
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:42,856
Bye.

370
00:15:46,871 --> 00:15:49,788
The important thing is I stopped him.

371
00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:51,624
And... that makes it okay?

372
00:15:51,649 --> 00:15:53,265
Well, the old Bonnie
would've slept with him

373
00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:54,673
without giving it a second thought.

374
00:15:54,698 --> 00:15:56,447
You should be proud of me.

375
00:15:56,472 --> 00:15:58,054
Proud of you?

376
00:15:58,079 --> 00:15:59,745
Hey, I didn't shoot a
puppy today with a BB gun.

377
00:15:59,770 --> 00:16:01,236
Are you proud of me?

378
00:16:01,898 --> 00:16:04,027
Well, if you had a history
of shooting puppies,

379
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,996
yeah, I would be.

380
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:08,698
So tell me, what's the big
attraction for this guy, huh?

381
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:11,078
Or are you just tired of being
with somebody in a wheelchair?

382
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,976
That's what you think of me?

383
00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:19,617
You want to know...
what I liked about him?

384
00:16:20,796 --> 00:16:23,867
- He's sober.
- Oh, I should've guessed. He's sober.

385
00:16:23,892 --> 00:16:26,560
I'm sorry, but there is a difference.

386
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:29,119
Sometimes when you're drinking
you can be right next to me

387
00:16:29,144 --> 00:16:31,444
and I feel completely alone.

388
00:16:31,469 --> 00:16:32,889
Yeah, well, I know another way

389
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:34,474
to make you feel completely alone.

390
00:16:35,726 --> 00:16:37,085
Are you kidding me?

391
00:16:37,409 --> 00:16:39,125
And I got news for you.

392
00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:42,562
It is also no picnic being
with someone who never drinks!

393
00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:44,570
Well, how would you know?
You'd be too hungover

394
00:16:44,595 --> 00:16:46,178
to even go to the picnic.

395
00:16:47,187 --> 00:16:50,570
Oh, my God, you made up smelly Suzanne!

396
00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:04,409
- Here you go, one diamond necklace.
- Thank you.

397
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,212
You all saw it, it is
officially returned.

398
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,546
Oh, that is so beautiful.

399
00:17:10,984 --> 00:17:13,418
I'll never own anything that nice.

400
00:17:13,874 --> 00:17:15,887
Sure you will. Here.

401
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,076
What?

402
00:17:17,674 --> 00:17:19,279
You're giving it to her?

403
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:20,748
It's just a glass knock-off.

404
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,560
I keep the real one
in a safe deposit box.

405
00:17:23,906 --> 00:17:25,538
Why didn't you tell me?!

406
00:17:25,890 --> 00:17:28,991
Well, if you knew it was fake,
you wouldn't feel special.

407
00:17:28,993 --> 00:17:30,209
Have you met me?

408
00:17:30,211 --> 00:17:31,961
I never feel special!

409
00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:34,413
Okay, well, next time I'll
let you borrow the real one.

410
00:17:34,594 --> 00:17:37,345
What are you trying to do, kill me?

411
00:17:38,828 --> 00:17:40,502
Bonnie, stop checking your phone.

412
00:17:40,504 --> 00:17:42,221
He'll call when he calls.

413
00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:44,340
I don't know what I
was thinking with Joe.

414
00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:46,725
Well, maybe you liked the danger.

415
00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:48,267
What are you talking about?

416
00:17:48,269 --> 00:17:50,186
Oh, come on, when we were drinking,

417
00:17:50,188 --> 00:17:51,882
our lives were packed with drama.

418
00:17:51,907 --> 00:17:54,124
Sometimes when you're
sober, you miss that.

419
00:17:54,149 --> 00:17:55,476
I know I do.

420
00:17:55,501 --> 00:17:57,501
There was a time where I'd
pick up a glass of champagne

421
00:17:57,526 --> 00:17:59,422
in L.A. and wake up in Paris.

422
00:17:59,447 --> 00:18:01,538
Same thing happened to me,

423
00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:03,999
except I woke up in a panel van.

424
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:11,457
I sure don't miss the drama.

425
00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:13,913
Waking up with no idea where my car is,

426
00:18:14,128 --> 00:18:16,781
or who autographed my
boob with a Sharpie.

427
00:18:17,328 --> 00:18:19,932
Oh, I bet you were a fun drunk.

428
00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:22,134
You'd think, but no.

429
00:18:24,805 --> 00:18:26,460
Oh, God, it's Adam.

430
00:18:31,646 --> 00:18:32,960
He said he'll be...

431
00:18:33,142 --> 00:18:34,925
out of his apartment this afternoon

432
00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:37,328
and I can come pick up my stuff.

433
00:18:41,117 --> 00:18:42,687
Oh, Bonnie.

434
00:18:47,245 --> 00:18:49,411
The only relationship that lasts forever

435
00:18:49,413 --> 00:18:52,078
is the one we have with ourselves.

436
00:18:59,974 --> 00:19:01,674
Yeah, I deserved that.

437
00:19:01,699 --> 00:19:06,429
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