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Ten minutes. 20 minutes.

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Really, two minutes for a nickel?

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Ugh.

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When did I get a peso?

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Excuse me?

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Yeah?

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Any chance you could lend me a quarter?

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Lend you? Are you a good credit risk?

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Terrible... but I think
you probably have 30 cents

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of good karma coming at you.

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Oh, in that case, why
don't I just give you

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the full two hours?

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Oh, thank you.

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No, thank you.

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This hopefully makes up

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for all those gas stations I robbed.

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What?

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It's a joke.

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It was just one liquor store.

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Have a nice day.

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- You, too. Bye. 
- Bye.

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- Well, this is awkward.
- Yeah, a little bit.

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When will this nightmare end?

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Allow me.

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Oh, thank you.

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All right, bye again.

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Oh, not yet.

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Hi, Aunt Marjorie.

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Hi, Nick.

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Aunt Marjorie?

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It's how she signs my birthday cards.

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I see you two have met.

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Yeah, she was on the
street begging for change.

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Oh, honey, I thought
we talked about that.

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Marjorie, aren't you gonna introduce us?

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Sorry.

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Jill, Wendy,

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Bonnie, Christy, this
is my nephew, Nick.

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Nick, these are my girls.

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Hi.

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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Hi.

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Nick, why don't you join us?

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Uh, thanks, but I got to get to work.

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And-And thank you for letting
me use your storage locker.

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Any time.

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Okay, well, it's nice meeting you.

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So long.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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And do not follow me.

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- Less.
- Bye.

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Where have you been hiding him?

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And why?

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Is he single? Not that I care.

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I can be a side dish.

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Back off, he already
stuck his card in my meter.

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Listen, ladies, I get it.

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Nick is a very attractive
young man, but he's off limits.

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- What?! Why?!
- Boo. No!

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It's just not a good idea.

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I'm your sponsor, he's my sister's kid.

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Okay, well, I want a new sponsor.

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Bonnie, will you be my new sponsor?

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Sure, but you can't date Nick

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until my daughter's done with him.

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Okay, Wendy, you're my new sponsor.

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No one's dating Nick and that's final.

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- Boo. No fair.
- Whatever.

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I should've just jumped
him on the street.

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What's that?

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I should've just

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jumped him on the street!

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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Got a minute?

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Not really. I'm studying for midterms.

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All right, I was just gonna
show you a Facebook picture

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of Marjorie's nephew with no shirt on.

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Let me see.

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Oh, my God, shirtless on a horse?

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On the beach.

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That's just not fair.

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I'll tell you what's not fair,

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that horse underneath
him instead of you.

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Why are you trying to wind me up?

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'Cause you deserve to
date a handsome guy,

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and I always like
sticking it to Marjorie.

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He is handsome.

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Handsome and rugged.

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They don't make rugged anymore.

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I blame soy milk.

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You know, he couldn't
take his hazel-green-

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with-a-fleck-of-blue
eyes off of you.

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- Really? 
- He was totally eye-boning you.

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Doesn't matter.

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I'm not going behind Marjorie's back.

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Makes sense.

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Why pursue the perfect man
if it might temporarily make

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an elderly woman uncomfortable?

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You know Marjorie's only, like,

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ten years older than you, right?

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If you ever say that again,
I will gut you like a fish.

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Check this out. Status: single,

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and he's a riding instructor
at Valley Glen Stables.

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Mother of God,

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he's professionally
shirtless on a horse?

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Go to him.

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No. I can't. I just can't.

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Okay, I tried. Good night.

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Good night.

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Just gonna finish studying.

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His last name's Banaszak.

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Thank you.

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Steady, girl.

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Hi.

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Oh, hi, right on time.

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Actually, I got here 20 minutes ago,

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but I waited in the car
'cause being early is lame,

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and so is telling you that, sorry.

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No worries.

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So, you're thinking about
riding lessons for your son?

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Yes, that's what I'm thinking about.

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Well, I mean, I could tell
you all about how I teach,

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but it'd be easier just to show you.

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With a video?

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With a horse.

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You got any smaller ones?

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You're not scared, are you?

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No, I just have a history
of falling off things,

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mostly bar stools, but one bridge.

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Well, don't worry.

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I'll put you on Starburst.
She's very gentle.

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I had a five-year-old
girl on her this morning.

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Easy for her, she's five.

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She doesn't understand death.

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Starburst, this is Christy.

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Christy, meet Starburst.

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Hello, enormous animal.

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Here. Pet her nose. She loves it.

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Oh, something we have in common.

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Okay.

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Ooh, it's warm.

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Good Starburst.

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Here. Try an apple.

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I would've given it to the horse,

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but that's another way to go.

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Oh.

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Okay, just put your foot in the stirrup,

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and swing your other leg over.

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It's kind of high.

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Here, let me.

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Ready?

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I'll give you a boost.
You grab the saddle horn.

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- What's the saddle horn?!
- Oh, God.

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I got to tell you, I'm really impressed.

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I mean, you hear the expression,
"Get back on that horse,"

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but... you rarely see it.

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Thank you.

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This is fun.

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Try to move with the horse.

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Isn't that what I'm doing?

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You know, it might get smoother

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if you pick up the pace a notch.

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Give her a little kick.

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That seems kind of mean.

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It's not gonna hurt her.

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All right, now you're just tickling her.

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Go on, show her who's the boss.

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I'm so sorry.

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You're the boss!

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You're the boss! You're the boss!

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When we tell people this story,

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can we say I was thrown from the horse?

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Sure.

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It's a lot cooler

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than slipping in the ladies' room.

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Maybe we should put
stirrups on that toilet.

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- Let's take a look at that ankle.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow.

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- Am I hurting you?
- No, I'm just sitting on my keys.

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It's not broken.

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You should probably
stay off it for a while

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and keep it elevated.

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Okay, but I'm gonna need your help.

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Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

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Oh, wow.

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Yeah, wow.

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Didn't miss the saddle horn that time.

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You're hard to miss.

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Aw, shucks.

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So, listen, as great as this was,

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and it was really great,

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we can't tell Marjorie.

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Oh, man.

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My mother's sister's always
my first call after sex.

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No, it's just she's
my sponsor in AA...

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No.

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... and it might get a little weird.

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Understood. I will gladly be...

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your dirty little secret.

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Oh, God, that just makes it hotter.

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Mmm. Oh, listen, I don't want
to spoil the moment, but...

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00:09:03,703 --> 00:09:05,953
we should probably get dressed
or a little boy named Brandon

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is gonna learn more
than how to ride a horse.

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He's got to learn sometime.

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Hey.

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Well, you look happy.

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You should've seen me about an hour ago.

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After 19 long, lonely months,
the curse has been broken.

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In your face, Marjorie.

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Tell me everything.

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Well, he took me horseback riding.

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Is that how you hurt your foot?

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Uh, yes.

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We were galloping across a field

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and I mistimed a jump.

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Anyhow, after he
carried me into the barn,

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we did it on a bale of hay.

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Really? A bale of hay?

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00:10:04,464 --> 00:10:07,068
I knew you'd ask, so I brought proof.

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00:10:08,577 --> 00:10:10,126
There's more in my pants.

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Oh, you're my hero.

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00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:15,832
Are you gonna see him again?

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00:10:15,834 --> 00:10:16,967
Yippee ki yes.

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00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:19,970
Dinner tomorrow night, then who knows,

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maybe on a bed, mix it up a little.

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00:10:22,638 --> 00:10:24,841
Oh, please, can I be there
when you tell Marjorie?

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Or better, let me tell Marjorie.

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You know what, it's
decided, I'm telling her.

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Nobody's telling her.

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Nick and I agreed to keep
this between ourselves.

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Okay, fine, I can't be mad.

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My little girl got banged
by a cowboy in a stable.

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Always trying to make you proud, Mom.

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Oh.

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00:10:47,616 --> 00:10:49,666
What happened to your leg?

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I slipped at work and twisted my ankle.

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It's no big deal.

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Bound to happen, the way
you gallop around that place.

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Mom.

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Sorry, I'll rein it in.

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If you got hurt at the restaurant,

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00:11:00,929 --> 00:11:02,545
you could sue for big bucks.

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00:11:02,547 --> 00:11:05,015
That's how poor people
in America get ahead.

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00:11:05,427 --> 00:11:06,800
I'm really fine.

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00:11:06,802 --> 00:11:09,602
You still should get it x-rayed.
If you walk around on a...

245
00:11:09,604 --> 00:11:10,887
Look, I just twisted it.

246
00:11:10,889 --> 00:11:12,579
I'm not suing or getting an x-ray.

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00:11:12,604 --> 00:11:14,520
Whoa there, Nelly.

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00:11:15,588 --> 00:11:17,004
Congratulations, you spooked her.

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00:11:18,146 --> 00:11:20,397
Can we please go? I'm starved.

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00:11:20,399 --> 00:11:22,065
I'm gonna need a lift with one of you.

251
00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:24,567
Oh, Christy, aren't
you coming for coffee?

252
00:11:24,763 --> 00:11:26,589
Oh, no, I have a class.

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00:11:26,614 --> 00:11:28,405
Since when do you have
a class on Tuesday?

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00:11:28,407 --> 00:11:29,656
It's a new class.

255
00:11:29,744 --> 00:11:31,377
In the middle of the term?

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00:11:35,575 --> 00:11:37,664
Yes, I have a new class on a Tuesday

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00:11:37,666 --> 00:11:38,965
in the middle of the term.

258
00:11:39,076 --> 00:11:40,692
Looks like you're going on a date.

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00:11:42,255 --> 00:11:44,552
I have a date with learning, Jill.

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00:11:45,924 --> 00:11:47,057
It's the other way

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00:11:47,059 --> 00:11:49,008
poor people in America get ahead.

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Any more questions?

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00:11:50,595 --> 00:11:52,729
Yeah, when should I expect you home?

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Around 1:00,

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00:11:54,266 --> 00:11:56,099
2:00?

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00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:04,691
I just wanted to say:

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yesterday, what happened,
I've never done that before.

268
00:12:07,630 --> 00:12:09,579
Really? You were pretty good at it.

269
00:12:11,075 --> 00:12:12,332
I meant in the stable.

270
00:12:12,935 --> 00:12:14,811
I know what you meant.

271
00:12:15,021 --> 00:12:17,120
It was my first time in a stable, too,

272
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,340
unless you count a shopping
mall nativity scene.

273
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,842
I'm sorry...

274
00:12:22,844 --> 00:12:24,344
I've got to kiss you.

275
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,568
Oh.

276
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,145
You're coming to me.

277
00:12:34,881 --> 00:12:37,132
I've been wanting to do this all day.

278
00:12:40,466 --> 00:12:42,112
Okay, um...

279
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:45,315
there's our waiter. Our waiter's here.

280
00:12:45,887 --> 00:12:47,219
What's up?

281
00:12:47,966 --> 00:12:49,235
Should I come back?

282
00:12:49,237 --> 00:12:51,716
No, no, I'm starving.

283
00:12:54,505 --> 00:12:56,626
Well, we have some specials tonight.

284
00:12:56,628 --> 00:12:58,255
Let's hear 'em.

285
00:12:59,357 --> 00:13:02,665
Okay, we're doing an heirloom
tomato and burrata salad.

286
00:13:02,888 --> 00:13:05,218
I like burrata.

287
00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:07,387
Great, make it two.

288
00:13:07,389 --> 00:13:09,031
Very good.

289
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:12,140
And for the entrees, we, uh...

290
00:13:13,929 --> 00:13:16,778
I'll come back to get your
order when you're done eating.

291
00:13:17,653 --> 00:13:19,682
Hey... hey, hey, Nick?

292
00:13:19,684 --> 00:13:21,184
Yeah?

293
00:13:21,186 --> 00:13:23,353
This is nice,

294
00:13:23,355 --> 00:13:25,239
but I think, uh,

295
00:13:25,357 --> 00:13:27,073
we're making people uncomfortable.

296
00:13:27,653 --> 00:13:29,302
What people?

297
00:13:29,861 --> 00:13:31,578
I don't see anyone but you.

298
00:13:32,919 --> 00:13:34,664
Trust me, they're out there.

299
00:13:38,054 --> 00:13:39,436
She's pretty, isn't she?

300
00:13:45,126 --> 00:13:47,927
First date.

301
00:13:53,218 --> 00:13:57,554
You have such perfect little hands.

302
00:13:58,583 --> 00:13:59,889
Thanks.

303
00:13:59,891 --> 00:14:01,057
I'm...

304
00:14:01,059 --> 00:14:02,442
just gonna butter some bread.

305
00:14:03,646 --> 00:14:05,446
Let's butter it together.

306
00:14:08,783 --> 00:14:11,528
Really? Is that a thing?

307
00:14:12,037 --> 00:14:13,982
It'll be our thing.

308
00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:17,156
Am I back too soon?

309
00:14:17,158 --> 00:14:18,791
No, no, stay.

310
00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:21,044
Have you had a chance to
think about your entrees,

311
00:14:21,046 --> 00:14:22,962
or are we still canoodling?

312
00:14:24,318 --> 00:14:25,518
May I?

313
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,607
Oh, sure.

314
00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:29,683
I will be sharing the
bone-in tomahawk rib eye

315
00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:31,458
with the woman I'm gonna marry.

316
00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:34,332
I'm sorry, what?

317
00:14:34,357 --> 00:14:36,474
My bad, baby, did you want the chicken?

318
00:14:42,628 --> 00:14:45,129
Hey, what are you doing home?

319
00:14:45,161 --> 00:14:47,995
I thought you'd be too
busy cowpokin' and...

320
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,427
ah, forget it, I'm too sleepy.

321
00:14:52,437 --> 00:14:54,320
Oh, Mom, he's weird.

322
00:14:54,345 --> 00:14:57,114
All men are weird. It
comes with the penis.

323
00:14:58,219 --> 00:15:00,636
No, we're talking the big weird.

324
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:03,286
What did he do? Show up for
dinner wearing pantyhose?

325
00:15:04,636 --> 00:15:07,353
I wish. I've worked with that before.

326
00:15:07,378 --> 00:15:08,828
And it's not weird, it's courageous.

327
00:15:10,724 --> 00:15:12,841
He talked about us getting married.

328
00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:16,216
Okay, I'm awake now.

329
00:15:16,737 --> 00:15:18,320
I'm telling you, there's something

330
00:15:18,322 --> 00:15:19,778
seriously wrong with that guy.

331
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,424
I almost didn't go home with him.

332
00:15:22,794 --> 00:15:25,271
Wait, you still went home with him?

333
00:15:25,599 --> 00:15:28,028
19 months, Mom.

334
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,666
Check it out.

335
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:33,677
After we had sex, he
made a sketch of me.

336
00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:38,507
I'm confused, is that you on a horse?

337
00:15:38,509 --> 00:15:41,143
It's me as a horse.

338
00:15:42,743 --> 00:15:44,075
What'd you do?

339
00:15:44,108 --> 00:15:45,982
We had sex again,

340
00:15:46,463 --> 00:15:48,329
then he fell asleep and I snuck out.

341
00:15:48,354 --> 00:15:50,187
After all that, you
slept with him again?

342
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:53,823
19 months, Mom. 19 months.

343
00:15:53,825 --> 00:15:55,521
♪ Lady... ♪

344
00:15:56,861 --> 00:16:00,029
♪ I'm your knight in shining armor ♪

345
00:16:00,054 --> 00:16:01,489
♪ And I love you ♪

346
00:16:02,435 --> 00:16:04,617
Oh, no.

347
00:16:04,619 --> 00:16:06,368
♪ You have made me what I am ♪

348
00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:10,516
♪ And I am yours ♪

349
00:16:13,127 --> 00:16:16,462
♪ Lady! ♪

350
00:16:16,464 --> 00:16:19,271
♪ You made me such a fool ♪

351
00:16:19,296 --> 00:16:21,213
That's gonna get old.

352
00:16:26,474 --> 00:16:29,859
♪ Oh ♪

353
00:16:29,861 --> 00:16:32,561
♪ Oh, we belong together. ♪

354
00:16:33,512 --> 00:16:34,762
I don't know what your problem is,

355
00:16:34,787 --> 00:16:36,453
it sounds like the
guy's crazy about you.

356
00:16:37,114 --> 00:16:38,739
Yeah, you got him, we didn't,

357
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,263
so shut up and be happy.

358
00:16:40,535 --> 00:16:42,075
Look at the picture again.

359
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,767
I have a tail!

360
00:16:44,610 --> 00:16:45,809
Did you notice?

361
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:47,500
Horse Christy wears panties.

362
00:16:50,745 --> 00:16:52,364
So what are you gonna do?

363
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,466
Well, obviously, I have to make it

364
00:16:54,468 --> 00:16:56,474
very clear to him that it's over.

365
00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:58,916
And I'm guessing he's gonna
go crying to his Aunt Marjorie,

366
00:16:58,941 --> 00:17:00,908
so I better get to her first.

367
00:17:00,933 --> 00:17:03,216
Yep, head him off at the pass.

368
00:17:03,685 --> 00:17:07,062
Your horse-themed humor
has grown very tiresome.

369
00:17:07,064 --> 00:17:10,044
To that I say, "neigh."

370
00:17:10,484 --> 00:17:12,271
Here she comes. Giddy up.

371
00:17:12,296 --> 00:17:13,713
Hey, that's my thing.

372
00:17:15,377 --> 00:17:17,794
Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?

373
00:17:21,672 --> 00:17:25,807
Well, remember how you
told us Nick was off limits?

374
00:17:25,832 --> 00:17:27,115
Oh, no.

375
00:17:27,368 --> 00:17:29,818
- Oh, yeah.
- I tried to stop her.

376
00:17:31,578 --> 00:17:33,745
Please tell me you
didn't sleep with him.

377
00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:35,486
- She did.
- Three times.

378
00:17:35,816 --> 00:17:37,481
Christy!

379
00:17:37,867 --> 00:17:39,872
- Actually, three and a half.
- Three and a half?

380
00:17:39,897 --> 00:17:41,930
How do you think I got
him to stop singing?

381
00:17:43,341 --> 00:17:45,950
This is bad, this is very bad.

382
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:49,355
- I'm sorry.
- No, this is bad for you.

383
00:17:49,864 --> 00:17:53,349
Nick is... I don't
know how to say this...

384
00:17:54,528 --> 00:17:55,786
Not well.

385
00:17:57,448 --> 00:17:59,278
How "not well"?

386
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,430
Don't get me wrong,
he's never hurt anybody.

387
00:18:02,455 --> 00:18:05,599
But he has lived most
of his life in an...

388
00:18:06,131 --> 00:18:07,547
facility.

389
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:09,825
Oh, God.

390
00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:11,600
Did he escape?

391
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,833
No, it's more of a work release.

392
00:18:13,858 --> 00:18:15,408
The horses keep him calm.

393
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,000
Why didn't you tell me?

394
00:18:18,002 --> 00:18:19,718
What was I supposed to say?

395
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,471
"This is my nephew, he's
as nuts as he is handsome"?

396
00:18:22,473 --> 00:18:24,223
You don't have to say anything.

397
00:18:24,225 --> 00:18:26,794
You just go like this
when he's not looking.

398
00:18:27,144 --> 00:18:29,478
Hey, I told you to stay away from him.

399
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,679
How bad is this?

400
00:18:30,681 --> 00:18:32,314
Do I have to keep
some of her DNA on file

401
00:18:32,316 --> 00:18:33,515
in case she goes missing?

402
00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:36,419
Again, he's not dangerous, he just...

403
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,482
feels things very deeply.

404
00:18:40,737 --> 00:18:42,571
Whelp...

405
00:18:42,596 --> 00:18:44,513
looks like we're moving again.

406
00:18:54,154 --> 00:18:58,013
I hope you understand, I have
to respect Marjorie's wishes.

407
00:18:58,251 --> 00:19:00,752
We just can't see each other anymore.

408
00:19:01,763 --> 00:19:02,961
Okay.

409
00:19:05,263 --> 00:19:07,925
Really? So you're fine with this?

410
00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:11,073
Hmm, you betcha. 'Cause
it's not really over.

411
00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:14,443
No, Nick, it really is.

412
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,232
Okay.

413
00:19:17,185 --> 00:19:19,198
So we're clear,

414
00:19:19,223 --> 00:19:22,013
you and I aren't gonna
see each other anymore.

415
00:19:22,741 --> 00:19:24,496
You're such a silly.

416
00:19:26,451 --> 00:19:30,005
All right, well...

417
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:33,481
thanks for... everything. I'm gonna go.

418
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,639
Sounds good.

419
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,943
See you soon.

420
00:19:38,005 --> 00:19:40,297
No, you won't.

421
00:19:40,299 --> 00:19:41,748
Okay.

422
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:43,833
Okay. Bye.

423
00:19:43,835 --> 00:19:46,521
Bye. Christy?

424
00:19:47,362 --> 00:19:48,828
Yeah?

425
00:19:50,592 --> 00:19:53,009
What am I supposed to do
with this broken heart?

426
00:19:55,597 --> 00:19:57,764
Oh, what the hell? I'm crazy, too.

427
00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:03,255
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