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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's talk about
it before the meeting tomorrow.

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I got to go.

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- Who was that?
- Marjorie.

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- You called her?
- She called me.

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Why would she call you?

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She's having some problems with Victor.

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Oh, God. What?

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As it turns out, he
has some sexual needs

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that are causing her
to reevaluate some...

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long-held beliefs.

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Okay. Heard enough.

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Yeah. I suggested some breathing
exercises that might relax her.

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Please stop.

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Oh, I also told her she
needed a safe word.

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Good night, Mom.

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Wait a minute.

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Marjorie doesn't call you about sex.

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You guys are throwing me a
surprise party, aren't you?

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What?

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No.

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Come on, my birthday's on Saturday.

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You and the girls have been

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whispering around me the past few days.

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Well, if you must know, we've been
whispering about your haircut.

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We were gonna loop you
in once it grew out.

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What's wrong with my haircut?

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You look like a woman playing
a small boy in a play.

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Nice try.

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You're throwing me a party.

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Just so you know, I'm working Saturday
night, so it would have to be Friday.

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And I love karaoke and taco bars.

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Oh, and don't let Marjorie make
her German chocolate cake.

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The Berlin Wall went down easier.

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- Jill's pregnant.
- What?

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Two months... that's what
we've been whispering about.

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Wait.

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- Everyone knows except me?
- She told us not to tell you.

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- Why are you telling me now?
- Because I want to go to sleep.

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I can't believe she's freezing me out.

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Well, she probably took it
personally when you told her

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she wouldn't be a good mother.

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She wouldn't and you know it.

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Yeah, but I didn't say it to her face
in a fertility clinic five minutes

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before she had her eggs extracted.

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Was I supposed to wait till the
doctor greased up the speculum?

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Ugh!

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You know I hate that word.

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And what did she think,
that I wasn't gonna notice

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when she started showing?

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No. But she's really happy right now, and
she didn't want you to ruin her joy.

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Wait till she's up all night
with a screaming baby,

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that's what'll ruin her joy.

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Yeah. And that right there is why you

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won't be getting an invite
to the baby shower,

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which will be here, so
make yourself scarce.

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You know what? I don't care.

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Let her have a baby. Hope
it all works out great.

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None of my business.

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Night.

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Night.

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Oh. I just realized what I can get
you for your birthday... a hat.

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- sync and corrections by Mr.C -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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I for one am glad you told Christy.

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I'm not comfortable lying to people.

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That's 'cause you don't do it enough.
It's a muscle, you got to work it.

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She actually thought all the whispering

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was us planning her
surprise birthday party.

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Oh, that's right, it's her
birthday this weekend.

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Hey, how about we really do
throw her a surprise party?

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Oh, that's a great idea. I can
make my German chocolate cake.

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Oh! It is Christy's favorite.

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Good.

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Wait, I don't know if you're
telling the truth or not.

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And that's what makes me the most
interesting person at this table.

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Shh.

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You don't have to "Shh" anymore.

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I know Jill's pregnant.
And you hate my hair.

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We don't hate it, we're just
afraid you were drinking again.

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Christy, why don't you reach
out to Jill and make up?

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I tried. You saw.

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I mean, how many times
do you have to apologize

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for telling somebody that
they're an entitled princess

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who has no clue how to raise a child?

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I'm gonna go with 23.

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It's like when your friend
breaks up with a guy,

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and you tell her that you
always hated him and then

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they end up getting married.
What do you do?

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You show up, you throw
rice, you move on.

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Actually, you're not supposed
to throw rice anymore.

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The birds choke on it.

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Good, Wendy. You got the
point she was making.

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Christy, the baby train
is leaving the station.

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- You need to hop on board.
- Hey, you got the hat for it.

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But why do I have to be
the one to apologize?

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She said I was a lousy mother.

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I've met your kids. She's not wrong.

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What are you gonna do, stay
angry at Jill forever?

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Which forces us all to choose sides.

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Choose sides? You're my mother.

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Yeah, but she's got a lot of
money and I can be bought.

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- Hi, I'm Jill. I'm an alcoholic.
- Hi, Jill.

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Well, let's see, things have been
going pretty good the last few weeks.

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Um, finally finished the
remodel of my master bathroom,

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so my marble nightmare is over.

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We all know how good that feels.

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Let's see, what else?

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Um...

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Oh, I can't keep a secret. I'm pregnant.
I'm gonna have a baby!

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It's a little early to talk about it, but
I'm just so thrilled and I didn't want

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y'all thinking I'm turning into a fatty.

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No.

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It's crazy how much I
love this little biscuit

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cooking inside me, and I
just can't wait for her

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to get here and start loving me back.

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I'm gonna dress her up, and
take her on long walks,

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and play in the park...

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You realize she could be
talking about a Chihuahua.

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I'd be lying if I said doing
this on my own wasn't scary.

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But ever since I've been sober, I've
never had to do anything alone.

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And I think it's gonna be
the same way with this.

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So... thank you.

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Oh!

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And spread the word...
baby bump, not muffin top.

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Would anyone else like to share?

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I'll go.

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Hi. I'm Wendy, and I'm an alcoholic...

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- I'm really happy for you.
- Hi, Wendy.

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I know I'm not
supposed to crosstalk, but...

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One down, 22 to go.

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- What do you think?
- Oh, Jill, it's beautiful.

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This is nicer than my house.

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Well, I should hope so.

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What's a nursery without
a crystal chandelier?

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I know, right?

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My daughter will never have to know
the horrors of recessed lighting.

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- Oh, my stork alert.
- "Stork alert"?

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Yeah. It's this app I signed up for.

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It sends me texts to tell me
about my baby's progress.

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Day 54... she's a little
bigger than a blueberry.

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Hey, I had some of your babies on
my Rice Krispies this morning.

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Bonnie, just because you think it,
doesn't mean you have to say it.

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Can you guess what I'm
thinking right now?

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It's okay, Marjorie.
Nothing can bring me down.

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Look at me, I'm glowing, and I
didn't even get my peel this week.

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Since you're in such a good mood, why
don't you come to my house Friday night,

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we're having a little party.

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Oh, we love parties. Don't we, princess?

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- Yeah, it's for Christy's birthday.
- We're busy.

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She's hating for two, now.

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Come on, Jill.

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You guys have been best
friends for so long.

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Yeah, well, not anymore.
Friends support each other.

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As far as I'm concerned,
she's dead to me.

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And when someone's dead to me, I
don't go to their birthday parties,

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because, you know, they're dead.

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♪ We are never, ever ♪

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♪ Ever getting back together ♪

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Hey!

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Sorry, you're making my teeth hurt.

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Come on, help me with these balloons.

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I was better at karaoke
when I was drinking.

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I wasn't there, but no you weren't.

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- Oh, God. Surprise!
- Calm down, it's just me.

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Welcome
to the party, Marjorie!

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Ready to get freaky?

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Lovely. I made my German chocolate cake.

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Christy's gonna be so excited!

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It's Jill.

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Oh, I hope she changed
her mind about coming.

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Hi, honey, what's going on?

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If you ever want to tie
something to your ankle

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when you jump off a bridge...

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Oh, my God, you guys!

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You guys?

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Hello?

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Ugh...

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- Yeah. Christy?
- Mom, it's me.

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What's going on? Where is everybody?

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Oh honey, I'm sorry. We had
to run over to Jill's.

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I've got really bad news.

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- What happened?
- She lost the baby.

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She won't eat.

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- Did she see I put bacon on it?
- I don't know.

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Well, all right, give it here.
I'll eat it.

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It's a sin to waste bacon.

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This is just heartbreaking.

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It is.

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But Jill's been through a lot in
her life, she'll get through this.

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And she'll get through it sober.

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It's kind of a shame. The doctor
gave her some quality narcotics.

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"Kind of a shame"?

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Yeah, she can't take 'em and
you won't let me sell 'em.

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Right?

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Eat your bacon.

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Hello? Mom? Anybody?

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In here.

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- How's she doing?
- Not good.

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What happened?

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Apparently she had a routine
checkup with her doctor,

200
00:10:00,554 --> 00:10:03,221
and they couldn't find the heartbeat.

201
00:10:04,525 --> 00:10:06,024
I want to see her.

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00:10:06,026 --> 00:10:08,026
I don't know if that's a good idea.

203
00:10:08,028 --> 00:10:10,796
Mom, we had a fight.
Friends fight sometimes.

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00:10:10,798 --> 00:10:13,999
- I'll bring her some tea.
- That's mine, but okay.

205
00:10:19,573 --> 00:10:22,140
Hey, can I come in?

206
00:10:22,142 --> 00:10:23,875
What are you doing here?

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00:10:23,877 --> 00:10:26,311
I'm your friend. I love you.

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00:10:26,313 --> 00:10:27,979
Just go away.

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00:10:27,981 --> 00:10:31,516
Jill, please, just give me a minute.

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I brought tea.

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I don't want tea.

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00:10:36,457 --> 00:10:38,657
Okay, well, I'll just put...

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are you a coaster person?

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00:10:40,928 --> 00:10:43,762
Just put it down.

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00:10:48,235 --> 00:10:50,535
I want you to know how sorry I am.

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00:10:50,537 --> 00:10:52,404
Why would you be sorry?

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00:10:52,406 --> 00:10:54,306
You didn't want me to have
this baby in the first place.

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00:10:54,308 --> 00:10:56,174
Well, you win.

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Oh, my God, Jill.

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I would never want this to happen.

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Just get out.

222
00:11:01,148 --> 00:11:02,714
Jill, please.

223
00:11:02,716 --> 00:11:05,016
Get out!

224
00:11:05,018 --> 00:11:08,186
I can't tell her "I told you
so," but you guys know.

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00:11:13,927 --> 00:11:15,293
She hates me.

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00:11:15,295 --> 00:11:17,629
Honey, she's just been through a lot

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00:11:17,631 --> 00:11:19,998
and she's taking it out on you.

228
00:11:21,268 --> 00:11:23,235
Why don't you go home,
give her some space?

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We're gonna stay and keep an eye on her.

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Okay.

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00:11:26,874 --> 00:11:28,507
Call me if you need anything.

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00:11:28,509 --> 00:11:29,775
Actually, since you're going home,

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00:11:29,777 --> 00:11:31,543
could you bring back my swimsuit?

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00:11:31,545 --> 00:11:33,011
Are you kidding?

235
00:11:33,013 --> 00:11:34,546
You're right, I can swim naked.

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00:11:34,548 --> 00:11:35,981
It's just us gals.

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That is the saddest birthday ever.

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00:11:41,922 --> 00:11:43,255
For Christy?

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00:11:43,257 --> 00:11:45,290
Not even top five.

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00:11:47,928 --> 00:11:49,995
Hi, I'm Christy, I'm an alcoholic.

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00:11:49,997 --> 00:11:51,830
Hi, Christy.

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I don't usually go to midnight meetings.

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I'm usually asleep.

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00:12:01,341 --> 00:12:05,343
Nice to know you can do both.

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00:12:05,345 --> 00:12:09,514
Thing is I don't even want
to be here right now.

246
00:12:09,516 --> 00:12:12,050
I'd rather be comforting my
friend who's in a lot of pain,

247
00:12:12,052 --> 00:12:14,252
but she doesn't want me around

248
00:12:14,254 --> 00:12:16,788
'cause I told her the truth.

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00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:22,127
Well, I thought it was the truth.

250
00:12:25,032 --> 00:12:27,933
I guess it might've
just been my opinion.

251
00:12:32,272 --> 00:12:34,739
Oh, God.

252
00:12:34,741 --> 00:12:37,509
I've turned into that
obnoxious sober person

253
00:12:37,511 --> 00:12:40,579
who tells everybody how
to live their life.

254
00:12:40,581 --> 00:12:42,581
Meanwhile I'm wearing this stupid hat

255
00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:45,217
'cause I thought I could
give myself a haircut.

256
00:12:47,354 --> 00:12:50,322
Anyway, it's my birthday

257
00:12:50,324 --> 00:12:52,023
and if anybody's hungry,

258
00:12:52,025 --> 00:12:55,427
there's 25 pounds of
German chocolate brick

259
00:12:55,429 --> 00:12:57,796
on the table.

260
00:12:57,798 --> 00:12:59,798
Thanks.

261
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,000
Don't clap, I don't want to wake him.

262
00:13:10,744 --> 00:13:12,210
Hey.

263
00:13:12,212 --> 00:13:14,145
Hey.

264
00:13:14,147 --> 00:13:16,047
Should you be out of bed?

265
00:13:16,049 --> 00:13:18,617
No, but...

266
00:13:18,619 --> 00:13:22,654
I wanted to try being
sad in another room.

267
00:13:22,656 --> 00:13:24,589
What you doing?

268
00:13:24,591 --> 00:13:26,458
Just having a late night snack.

269
00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:29,060
I wasn't even hungry,

270
00:13:29,062 --> 00:13:32,797
but I saw you had the rib
eye and the indoor grill.

271
00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:36,568
- What's that?
- Oh.

272
00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:38,904
Some folks from the meeting sent it

273
00:13:38,906 --> 00:13:40,372
to congratulate you.

274
00:13:40,374 --> 00:13:44,776
Let me just make it go... away.

275
00:13:44,778 --> 00:13:48,947
There, it's gone.

276
00:13:48,949 --> 00:13:51,850
Why'd I tell everyone at the
meeting I was pregnant?

277
00:13:51,852 --> 00:13:53,184
It's okay.

278
00:13:53,186 --> 00:13:54,519
You were excited.

279
00:13:54,521 --> 00:13:57,689
But now everybody's
gonna want to hug me,

280
00:13:57,691 --> 00:14:01,393
and tell me how their sister or
their cousin had a miscarriage.

281
00:14:01,395 --> 00:14:03,762
Yeah, well, that's the
problem with support groups.

282
00:14:03,764 --> 00:14:06,464
People will try to support you.

283
00:14:08,001 --> 00:14:09,534
Everybody's gonna be thinking,

284
00:14:09,536 --> 00:14:12,037
"Oh, poor Jill, she has
perfect cheek bones,

285
00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:14,940
but she'll never be a mom."

286
00:14:14,942 --> 00:14:16,274
Why never?

287
00:14:16,276 --> 00:14:18,610
I don't know.

288
00:14:18,612 --> 00:14:20,912
Doesn't seem like it's in the cards.

289
00:14:22,349 --> 00:14:24,349
I just keep feeling
like I'm being punished

290
00:14:24,351 --> 00:14:26,117
for all the things I
did wrong in my life.

291
00:14:26,119 --> 00:14:28,820
Oh, come on, if you had to be
a good person to have a baby,

292
00:14:28,822 --> 00:14:30,255
I wouldn't have Christy.

293
00:14:32,292 --> 00:14:34,192
Can we not talk about her right now?

294
00:14:34,194 --> 00:14:37,062
Of course.

295
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:40,899
But one thing.

296
00:14:40,901 --> 00:14:43,034
I know she really hurt your
feelings when she said

297
00:14:43,036 --> 00:14:44,669
you might not make the best mother,

298
00:14:44,671 --> 00:14:46,938
but that wasn't about you.

299
00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:49,007
It was about me.

300
00:14:49,009 --> 00:14:50,875
Really?

301
00:14:50,877 --> 00:14:53,011
I mean, in case you haven't been
listening the past few years,

302
00:14:53,013 --> 00:14:55,647
I was a really lousy mother.

303
00:14:55,649 --> 00:14:59,017
So, what, she gets to take it out on me?

304
00:14:59,019 --> 00:15:01,586
Oh, she takes it out on everyone.

305
00:15:01,588 --> 00:15:03,021
We were at the movies once,

306
00:15:03,023 --> 00:15:04,823
and she flipped out on a
mom who bought her kid

307
00:15:04,825 --> 00:15:06,324
one of those giant sodas.

308
00:15:06,326 --> 00:15:09,894
That's bad? Apparently.

309
00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:19,004
Maybe the reason that
I was so upset is...

310
00:15:19,006 --> 00:15:22,540
there's a little part of me
that's afraid she was right.

311
00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:25,377
She doesn't know.

312
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,314
I grew up bouncing from one
foster home to another.

313
00:15:29,316 --> 00:15:31,182
I thought anyone who
didn't smack me around

314
00:15:31,184 --> 00:15:32,951
was mother of the year.

315
00:15:32,953 --> 00:15:35,253
Oh, my God.

316
00:15:35,255 --> 00:15:37,822
The only thing I know for sure is that

317
00:15:37,824 --> 00:15:41,860
if you had a baby, you
would love it like crazy.

318
00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:43,461
And that's all that matters.

319
00:15:49,469 --> 00:15:53,138
When did you become
the strong, supportive one?

320
00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:57,509
Meat gives me strength.

321
00:16:01,281 --> 00:16:04,115
You sure you won't come down
and have breakfast with us?

322
00:16:04,117 --> 00:16:05,083
I'm okay.

323
00:16:05,085 --> 00:16:06,117
Bonnie grilled me up

324
00:16:06,119 --> 00:16:07,585
some sea bass last night.

325
00:16:09,122 --> 00:16:10,455
Hi.

326
00:16:10,457 --> 00:16:13,091
It's me, your favorite person.

327
00:16:13,093 --> 00:16:15,293
Hi.

328
00:16:15,295 --> 00:16:16,694
Can I come in?

329
00:16:17,998 --> 00:16:20,465
Yeah, sure.

330
00:16:21,902 --> 00:16:24,235
I'll go see if Bonnie's out of the pool.

331
00:16:24,237 --> 00:16:25,437
She's not.

332
00:16:25,439 --> 00:16:29,974
You might want to bring her a robe.

333
00:16:31,578 --> 00:16:35,947
I hope you understand when
I said the things I said,

334
00:16:35,949 --> 00:16:38,349
it was because you were in a dark place,

335
00:16:38,351 --> 00:16:40,351
and I was worried you were
trying to get pregnant

336
00:16:40,353 --> 00:16:42,020
for the wrong reasons.

337
00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:46,024
But I never should've said

338
00:16:46,026 --> 00:16:48,193
you weren't cut out to be a mother.

339
00:16:48,195 --> 00:16:49,627
I'm sorry.

340
00:16:51,298 --> 00:16:53,898
I had no right to tell you
how to live your life.

341
00:16:56,169 --> 00:16:57,435
Thank you.

342
00:16:57,437 --> 00:17:00,705
And I really miss being your friend.

343
00:17:00,707 --> 00:17:03,975
I miss you, too.

344
00:17:11,651 --> 00:17:14,886
It's my baby app.

345
00:17:14,888 --> 00:17:17,555
Today would've been day 57.

346
00:17:17,557 --> 00:17:19,824
Oh.

347
00:17:33,461 --> 00:17:35,319
- Sorry I'm late.
- It's okay.

348
00:17:35,344 --> 00:17:36,410
How'd it go at the doctor's?

349
00:17:36,719 --> 00:17:38,218
Fine, he said that I could

350
00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:40,125
start trying to get pregnant
again if I want to.

351
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,550
Oh, that's great news.

352
00:17:41,552 --> 00:17:43,518
Jill, I would really love another chance

353
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,253
to be your pregnancy partner.

354
00:17:45,255 --> 00:17:47,155
That's sweet, but no.

355
00:17:47,157 --> 00:17:48,557
I thought we were good.

356
00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:49,925
We are.

357
00:17:49,927 --> 00:17:51,860
I've just decided not to try again.

358
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,995
You don't want to be a mom anymore?

359
00:17:53,997 --> 00:17:56,431
No, I do, but, um...

360
00:17:56,433 --> 00:17:59,367
I think I'm gonna do it another way.

361
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,403
I'm gonna foster a child.

362
00:18:01,405 --> 00:18:02,871
Jill, that's wonderful.

363
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,339
- I love that. - Really?
- That's great.

364
00:18:04,341 --> 00:18:06,074
Yeah, well, Bonnie was telling me

365
00:18:06,076 --> 00:18:08,743
about what a rough time she had
and how there's all these kids

366
00:18:08,745 --> 00:18:10,712
who bounce around the system.

367
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,848
And I can't think of anything better

368
00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:15,750
than to be able to give
one of them a good home.

369
00:18:15,752 --> 00:18:17,519
That's gonna be one lucky kid.

370
00:18:17,521 --> 00:18:22,057
Hold up, just to be
clear, something I said

371
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,526
changed the course of
your life for the better?

372
00:18:24,528 --> 00:18:27,195
Yeah, feels like it.

373
00:18:27,197 --> 00:18:29,531
Are you listening to this?

374
00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:30,765
I heard.

375
00:18:31,209 --> 00:18:32,657
So we all agree,

376
00:18:32,682 --> 00:18:33,948
I'm our new leader.

377
00:18:36,518 --> 00:18:39,985
First order of business, what are
we gonna do about Christy's hair?

378
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,416
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