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What the hell is your problem?!

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I'll tell you what my problem is!

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My problem is you're crazy!

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Call me crazy one more time!

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- Don't do it.
- You're crazy!

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Told ya.

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I can't even look
at your face right now!

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Get out! Fine by me.

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Oh, that is so you,

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running away from a fight!

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You just told me to leave, psycho!

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Chicken wing?

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How you managed to climb out of that
swamp of madness I will never know,

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but you are a
straight-up American hero.

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I know.

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I, on the other hand, am a coward,

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so...  best of luck.

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Oh, damn.

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I liked that one.

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Oh...  you broke the remote?

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You couldn't throw the ugly
candy dish Marjorie gave us?

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Fine.

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That wasn't it.

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That's the one.

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Do you think I'm sexy?

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There's really no healthy
way to answer that question.

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Okay, fine, I'll put it another way.

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Would you need to get
high to go to bed with me?

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Way to make it creepier, Mom.

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It's Adam's last night here,
I wanted to do something special.

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I made him dinner, I
lit candles, I wore this.

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You know how he prepared?

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He snuck outside and smoked a joint.

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So? When you were getting high,

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you'd get loaded before you had sex.

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Exactly. So I could
tolerate whatever loser

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was crawling around on top of me.

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So you think with Adam...

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I'm the loser.

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Oh, Mom, that's not true.

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Then give me another explanation.

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Wait, let's go back to the
losers crawling on top of you.

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Why would you...

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It was called the '80s,
Christy. Look it up.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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Morning. Hey.

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Want some scrambled eggs?

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Sure.

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You're in a good mood.

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Did you work things out with Adam?

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I did not.

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Nor shall I.

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Cheddar?

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Sure.

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Ham?

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Yeah. You okay?

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I am. I expressed my anger last night,

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and I have now moved on.

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Really?

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You sound surprised.

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Well, traditionally when
you're upset with someone

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we get a visit from the cops.

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Well, maybe I've grown.

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Maybe sobriety has made me

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a kinder, gentler woman.

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Here you go.

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Thank you.

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Damn it, Wendy, for the 40th time,

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I don't want to join your professional
network on Linkedln!

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Let me get you some O.J.

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- I think we're out.
- Son of a bitch!

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Hi, I'm Jill. I'm an alcoholic.

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Hi, Jill.

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So, I've been having
a rough couple of days.

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My ex-husband and his
fiancée just had their baby.

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They sent out announcements.

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Not to me of course.

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I just happened to
stumble over it on Facebook

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using my housekeeper's account.

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Her name's Penelope.

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The baby, not my housekeeper.

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She's really cute.

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Which just twists the knife.

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So, I guess it's official.

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He's not coming back.

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He's not, right?

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Yeah, I know.

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Anyway, I'm grateful to be sober.

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And, sorry Soledad wrote
that really mean comment

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about the baby's melon head. Thank you.

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Okay, who else would like to share?

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Mom?

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Yes, Christy?

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I thought maybe you'd like to share

95
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what's going on with you.

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No, I would not.

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If you don't, I'll tell Marjorie

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- about the candy dish.
- What?

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Bonnie, alcoholic.

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Hi, Bonnie.

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Let's see, where should I start?

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Ah, here's a good place.

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Men suck.

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Not just some men, all men.

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Across the board.

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If there were a man here,

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I'd punch him smack-dab in the penis.

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Seriously, why do we need them?

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To kill a spider? Get a can of Raid.

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Want a baby? Turkey baster.

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So, that's it. Bug
spray and turkey basters.

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Probably in the same
aisle at the supermarket.

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You're feelin' me, right, dawgs?

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Born gay? More like born smart.

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Anyway, thanks for letting me share.

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Okay, who'd like to go next?

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Hi, I'm Susie. I'm an alcoholic.

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Hi, Susie.

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And for the record, I'm not gay.

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Neither am I.

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Have you thought about it?

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I think you might be taking
this too personally, Bonnie.

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When I used to get high at concerts,

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it didn't mean I didn't like the band.

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But the drugs did get
you through the drum solo.

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Yeah, well, no one should
need artificial stimulants

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to get through the Bonnie Plunkett Trio.

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Don't forget your mouth. It's a quartet.

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Sure. Quartet.

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Of course if you really
like the guy, it's a quin...

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That's enough, Wendy.

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I got to tell you, Victor likes to have

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a little cognac before we do it.

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Well, that I understand.

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What? She said it.

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Mom, Adam's not an
alcoholic or a drug addict,

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he's just a normal guy.

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And smoking a little pot before
sex is what normal people do.

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No. He gets high before
sex because I'm not enough.

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Could be you're too much.

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I had that problem with my ex.

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That's why he left me for a homely woman

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with a lopsided bosom.

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You don't think you getting loaded

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and trying to run his
mother over played a role?

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Well, there's no way to know now.

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You know, Bonnie, it's also possible

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that Adam's pot smoking
has nothing to do with you.

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Oh, Marjorie, only you

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would think that would
make me feel better.

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Oh, hey, Adam. My mom's not here.
You just missed her.

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I know. I was sitting in the parking lot

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waiting for her to leave.

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Yeah. I do that sometimes.

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Come on in.

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Thanks. I just want to grab some
clothes and shoes that I left here.

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Sure, yeah, okay.

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Hey, I'm curious.

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How do you know when it's time
to buy a new pair of shoes?

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To be honest, shoes
for me are whimsical.

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So, I heard what happened.

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Of course you did.

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I assume it was headline
news at Club Estrogen.

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You have to understand, the
rest of us don't have lives,

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so yeah, it was a hot topic.

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Wonderful.

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For the record, almost
everyone was Team Adam.

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So, you agree, it's not me?

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Oh, it's totally not you.

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You're blameless, you've
done nothing wrong.

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So, how are you gonna apologize?

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For what?

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I was just getting a little buzz on.

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Well, yeah, but in her
tortured, forever damaged mind,

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that was you saying
she's not attractive.

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- But that's nuts.
- No one's arguing that.

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Look, I'm not real comfortable

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talking to you about this, but...

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since it's on the
table, I have no problem

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having sex with your
mother without getting high.

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Great. Then tell her that
and this all goes away.

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Yeah, but then she starts thinking

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that she's calling the shots.

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Don't worry about what she thinks.

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That's a dark hole best not looked into.

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I'm sorry, I'm out.

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I'm tired of dating crazy women.

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From now on, I'm sticking
with nice and normal.

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All right. Just remember,

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nice and normal in the head,

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nice and normal in the bed.

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Whereas crazy in the head...

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I got it! I got it.

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I'm so glad you called to apologize.

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Hey. I looked at myself 
in the mirror and said,

196
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"Buddy, you screwed up. Make it right."

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I missed you.

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And I missed you, too.

199
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Can I start you off with some drinks?

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Bring me your finest sparkling water,

201
00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:07,085
and jazz it up with a little lime.

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Make that two.

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00:09:09,867 --> 00:09:12,578
- How come you're not drinking?
- Not in the mood.

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Okay, I know what you're doing

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and you don't have to.

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I know I don't have to.

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I just want show my
smoking hot girlfriend

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that I don't need
mind-altering chemicals

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00:09:21,857 --> 00:09:24,406
to bang her sweet ass
into next Wednesday.

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Oh, swoon.

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Damn right, swoon.

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I don't know what to say.

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It usually works.

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Well, it's certainly not working now.

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All right, that tone is not helping.

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Yeah, well, I tried being nice to it.

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I hope you know that this
has nothing to do with you.

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Really? 'Cause I'm the
only other person here.

219
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No, it's just this whole
thing about me proving

220
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that I could do it sober
has just got me thinking.

221
00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:03,429
And thinking is clearly
the enemy of erections.

222
00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:05,727
Just stop talking.

223
00:10:05,945 --> 00:10:07,613
No, you're right, you're right.

224
00:10:07,615 --> 00:10:08,976
Let's just go to sleep.

225
00:10:11,016 --> 00:10:13,836
I've always been more
of a morning guy anyway.

226
00:10:23,711 --> 00:10:25,578
It's still not you.

227
00:10:34,318 --> 00:10:35,742
Damn, damn, damn.

228
00:10:36,195 --> 00:10:38,417
Well, it's certainly not working now.

229
00:10:38,952 --> 00:10:40,292
Morning!

230
00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:43,216
How'd the apology go? Wink, wink.

231
00:10:43,218 --> 00:10:45,268
Yeah, see you later.

232
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,107
You sure? I'm making pancakes.

233
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You probably worked up an appetite.

234
00:10:48,390 --> 00:10:49,639
Wink, wink.

235
00:10:49,641 --> 00:10:51,711
I'm good. How about some coffee?

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00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:53,820
Sweet Lord, let me go.

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00:10:54,257 --> 00:10:56,813
Okay, bye.

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00:10:56,815 --> 00:10:58,648
Is he gone?

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00:10:58,650 --> 00:11:00,400
Yeah. What happened?

240
00:11:00,402 --> 00:11:01,651
Nothing.

241
00:11:01,653 --> 00:11:03,487
Literally nothing.

242
00:11:03,999 --> 00:11:07,078
I have officially become
undesirable to men.

243
00:11:07,743 --> 00:11:09,326
I wonder how this works.

244
00:11:09,328 --> 00:11:10,660
Do I go to an animal shelter

245
00:11:10,662 --> 00:11:13,250
or do the cats just magically appear?

246
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,929
That's more a Marjorie question.

247
00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:21,171
So without pot he couldn't...

248
00:11:21,173 --> 00:11:22,672
Couldn't in the Evenin',
couldn't in the mornin'...

249
00:11:22,674 --> 00:11:24,898
♪ Couldn't at suppertime. ♪

250
00:11:25,511 --> 00:11:26,426
Did you try...

251
00:11:26,428 --> 00:11:28,061
I tried everything!

252
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,013
Baby talk, English accent,

253
00:11:30,015 --> 00:11:32,015
stuff I learned in jail.

254
00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:34,684
What's the English accent?

255
00:11:34,686 --> 00:11:37,270
It's a Mary Poppins
thing...  never mind.

256
00:11:37,866 --> 00:11:39,773
Maybe Marjorie was right.

257
00:11:39,775 --> 00:11:42,257
Maybe it's not you, maybe it's him.

258
00:11:43,445 --> 00:11:45,112
Well, that's an interesting theory,

259
00:11:45,114 --> 00:11:46,780
but there's no way to test it.

260
00:11:47,296 --> 00:11:48,448
Really?

261
00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:51,234
You of all people can't
think of a way to test it?

262
00:11:57,042 --> 00:11:58,959
Hey. Thanks for meeting me.

263
00:11:58,961 --> 00:12:00,427
No problem. What's up?

264
00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:02,850
Interesting way of putting it.

265
00:12:03,204 --> 00:12:06,089
I've been thinking a lot
about when we were together.

266
00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:08,385
- Yeah?
- You ever think about it?

267
00:12:08,882 --> 00:12:11,271
Only every time I shower.

268
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:14,615
Remember when you and
I were in this very car

269
00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,276
outside small claims court?

270
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,728
Yeah. That was amazing.

271
00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:20,147
For me, too.

272
00:12:20,149 --> 00:12:22,566
Broad daylight, cops everywhere.

273
00:12:22,568 --> 00:12:24,898
I thought for sure we
were gonna get caught.

274
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,820
I sat on top of you.

275
00:12:26,822 --> 00:12:27,812
Yeah.

276
00:12:28,097 --> 00:12:30,047
I wasn't wearing any underwear.

277
00:12:34,757 --> 00:12:36,482
I unbuckled your belt,

278
00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:39,812
and slowly unzipped your zipper.

279
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,803
Where we going with this?

280
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,577
I'm getting a little turned on.

281
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,046
Only a little?

282
00:12:46,071 --> 00:12:48,569
Well, uh, to be truthful,

283
00:12:48,594 --> 00:12:50,093
I'm almost done.

284
00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:53,647
Then I'll leave you to it.

285
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:56,773
- What?!
- Thanks, pal, you're a good egg.

286
00:13:00,355 --> 00:13:01,984
I hate her.

287
00:13:05,687 --> 00:13:07,110
What's with Steve?

288
00:13:07,112 --> 00:13:09,343
He's outside crying in his car.

289
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:13,617
Steve had to be sacrificed for science.

290
00:13:13,619 --> 00:13:16,953
The good news is, I
still got it going on.

291
00:13:17,789 --> 00:13:19,789
- Oh, Mom, you didn't.
- Relax.

292
00:13:19,791 --> 00:13:22,125
I pumped up the tires,
I didn't ride the bike.

293
00:13:22,794 --> 00:13:24,461
Oh, Bonnie.

294
00:13:24,463 --> 00:13:25,795
Hey, if it bothers you that much,

295
00:13:25,797 --> 00:13:27,464
you go out there and take care of him.

296
00:13:29,801 --> 00:13:31,518
Wait, how does that help you with Adam?

297
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,053
Well, now that I know
that I'm not the problem,

298
00:13:33,055 --> 00:13:35,218
he can smoke crack with
the Pope for all I care.

299
00:13:36,642 --> 00:13:39,445
I wish I had an impotent
boyfriend to go home to.

300
00:13:45,861 --> 00:13:47,437
Surprise!

301
00:13:49,304 --> 00:13:50,820
What's all this?

302
00:13:50,822 --> 00:13:53,206
California wine, California pot,

303
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,796
California, here we come.

304
00:13:57,593 --> 00:13:59,880
Bonnie, you need to give it a rest.

305
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,695
Yeah, we'll rest when
neither of us can walk.

306
00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:05,835
Sorry, not interested.

307
00:14:05,837 --> 00:14:07,053
What do you mean you're not interested?

308
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,421
C'mon, Gov'nor,

309
00:14:08,423 --> 00:14:10,687
have a little nip and climb on board.

310
00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:15,421
Again, high or straight,
Mary Poppins never works.

311
00:14:16,848 --> 00:14:20,148
Okay, maybe you don't
understand, we're good now.

312
00:14:20,624 --> 00:14:24,688
Hey, you don't get to
decide when we're good.

313
00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:26,874
Sure I do, I'm the girl.

314
00:14:28,716 --> 00:14:30,296
Bonnie, I love you...

315
00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:34,657
... but I'm thinking that you and me,

316
00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:36,530
we need to take a break.

317
00:14:41,377 --> 00:14:42,569
What?

318
00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:45,562
I'm sorry, honey.

319
00:14:46,378 --> 00:14:49,023
This relationship, it's
just not working for me.

320
00:14:50,241 --> 00:14:52,098
I don't understand. Why?

321
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,187
Well...  isn't it obvious?

322
00:14:54,886 --> 00:14:56,553
You decide when we have a problem,

323
00:14:56,555 --> 00:14:57,887
you decide when we're okay.

324
00:14:57,889 --> 00:15:00,023
Uh, where do I figure in this thing?

325
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,942
What are you talking
about? You're the guy.

326
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,143
Am I?

327
00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:06,780
'Cause I sure don't feel like it.

328
00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:09,155
And I'm sure not
functioning like one either.

329
00:15:14,109 --> 00:15:15,392
Okay.

330
00:15:15,558 --> 00:15:17,524
Guess I should go.

331
00:15:18,443 --> 00:15:19,804
I guess so.

332
00:15:22,827 --> 00:15:24,497
I just...

333
00:15:24,499 --> 00:15:27,334
I want you to know you're the best thing

334
00:15:27,336 --> 00:15:29,252
that's come into my life in a long time,

335
00:15:29,254 --> 00:15:31,721
and... I'm really sorry I messed it up,

336
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,710
but that seems to be what I do.

337
00:15:39,089 --> 00:15:40,241
Bye.

338
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,016
Wait, hang on.

339
00:15:44,683 --> 00:15:46,733
No, it's okay, I'll be okay.

340
00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:49,374
No, I think I'm okay.

341
00:15:51,023 --> 00:15:52,442
What?

342
00:15:52,444 --> 00:15:55,523
Yeah, it's the da...
damnedest thing, but...

343
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:58,164
when you cry like
that, it kind of, uh...

344
00:15:58,189 --> 00:16:00,139
flipped the old switch.

345
00:16:03,872 --> 00:16:04,827
Really?

346
00:16:04,852 --> 00:16:07,290
Me... falling apart turns you on?

347
00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:10,390
No, I just think you being vulnerable...

348
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,295
Look, you want to analyze this,

349
00:16:12,297 --> 00:16:14,024
or you want to put it to good use?

350
00:16:14,866 --> 00:16:16,049
Let's go.

351
00:16:16,051 --> 00:16:17,300
Wouldn't hurt if you kept crying.

352
00:16:17,302 --> 00:16:19,219
Okay!

353
00:16:29,304 --> 00:16:32,443
The first time I had sex
sober I was so nervous,

354
00:16:32,468 --> 00:16:35,484
I had to call my
sponsor before and after.

355
00:16:36,475 --> 00:16:38,342
I called mine during.

356
00:16:39,621 --> 00:16:40,976
I remember.

357
00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:44,922
For me, it was the first
time I really paid attention

358
00:16:44,924 --> 00:16:46,841
to what men look like down there.

359
00:16:47,656 --> 00:16:50,156
I couldn't help wondering,
"What was God thinking?"

360
00:16:51,226 --> 00:16:54,913
Maybe he was high and figured
he'd fix it in the morning.

361
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,597
Well, he didn't.

362
00:16:56,622 --> 00:16:57,955
He just slapped those hairy Ba-dinkers

363
00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:59,710
under it and called it a day.

364
00:17:01,774 --> 00:17:05,026
I was so self-conscious
about the sounds I was making.

365
00:17:05,028 --> 00:17:07,061
Was I moaning too much, too little,

366
00:17:07,063 --> 00:17:08,702
should I be calling out the guy's name?

367
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:10,273
Oh, that's the other thing.

368
00:17:10,298 --> 00:17:12,882
When you're sober, you
actually know his name.

369
00:17:14,111 --> 00:17:16,111
And not all names are good.

370
00:17:16,239 --> 00:17:19,538
I mean, nobody wants to scream
out, "Do me harder, Gene."

371
00:17:22,984 --> 00:17:24,320
Hey.

372
00:17:24,345 --> 00:17:25,511
Hey.

373
00:17:25,536 --> 00:17:26,919
How're you guys all doing?

374
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,597
Son of a bitch!

375
00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:50,484
I can't get mad at you, I
would've done the same thing.

376
00:17:50,749 --> 00:17:52,426
Adam, wait!

377
00:17:52,451 --> 00:17:54,030
Wait!

378
00:17:54,061 --> 00:17:58,171
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