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- Hi.
- Hey.

2
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Both: Bad news.

3
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Both: Not again!

4
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You go first.

5
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Remember the temporary crown

6
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I got at that dental clinic
in Tijuana a few years ago?

7
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Yeah.

8
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I swallowed it.

9
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Total waste of 800 pesos.

10
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So you need to go to the dentist.

11
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Yeah, and both my passports are expired.

12
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What's your bad news?

13
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- I got laid off.
- What?

14
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The restaurant's closing for
six weeks for renovations.

15
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And they're not paying
you during the down time?

16
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They're only carrying the employees

17
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they can't afford to lose.

18
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Oh, well, then you're out.

19
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I'd like to argue with you, but yeah.

20
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So we're looking at six
weeks with no income.

21
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Wow. I should've savored
that Mexican crown.

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Might be the last
thing I eat for a while.

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Hang on. Let's not panic.

24
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We just need to stay
cool and make a plan.

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You're right.

26
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We can think our way out of this.

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(Sighs)

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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I think I'll just stick with coffee.

30
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How 'bout you?

31
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I'd like a bowl of very hot
water and six ketchup packets.

32
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Come on. You guys got
to order something.

33
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Yeah, I can't enjoy my meal

34
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with you two shoving your

35
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(whispering): Poverty, in my face.

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Why are you whispering?

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I'm sorry.

38
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I just assumed you were embarrassed

39
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and filled with shame.

40
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Not until right now.

41
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Pick something off the menu. My treat.

42
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Thanks, but we don't need your charity.

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Chicken potpie and a vanilla milkshake.

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Twice.

45
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If you're really up against it,

46
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Victor and I would be happy
to lend you some money.

47
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Thanks, Marjorie, but as your friend,

48
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I have to tell you, never lend me money.

49
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So how are you gonna live?

50
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Well, for the time being,

51
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this one's job covers the rent,

52
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but we still have credit card bills,

53
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my student loans...

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My hillbilly mouth.

55
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Hey, why don't you come work for me?

56
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Seriously?

57
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Yeah, I was actually thinking

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of hiring a personal assistant.

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To do what?

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Assist me.

61
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With my... personal stuff.

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God, Jill, that'd be great.

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Marjorie: Hold on, ladies.

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Friends working for friends
isn't always a good idea.

65
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Why do you always do that?

66
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Do what?

67
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Something good is happening here

68
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and you're all like,

69
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(whining): Whaaa-whaaa-whaaa.

70
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(Whiny): I am not.

71
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Jill, thank you.

72
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You're saving my life.

73
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When do I start?

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How about now?

75
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Here's a quarter.

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Go feed my parking meter.

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I'm on it, boss.

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Oh, could you feed mine, too?

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Sorry, I don't work for you.

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See you later.

81
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What time are you gonna be back?

82
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No idea.

83
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Did Jill tell you what
you're gonna be doing?

84
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Nope. She just told me

85
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to bring a laptop and a bikini.

86
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Seriously? A bikini?

87
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I'm bringing a one-piece.

88
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I thought it'd be a
little more professional.

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Okay, I gotta go.

90
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I don't want to be late
for my first day of...

91
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I have no idea.

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(Cell phone ringing)

93
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Hello?

94
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No, sorry, no Linda here.

95
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That's okay. Bye.

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(Cell phone ringing)

97
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Hello?

98
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Man: Is this Linda?

99
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Nope. Still wrong number.
What were you trying?

100
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Uh, 707-637-5839.

101
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That's this, but there's no Linda here.

102
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Oh, man.

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She blew me off.

104
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What's that?

105
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I met this girl at a bar last night,

106
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and it looks like she
gave me a bogus number.

107
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Oh, yeah. I know that trick.

108
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I used to give the Domino's number,

109
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so at least they'd
get a pizza out of it.

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Hey, that's thoughtful.

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I try.

112
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Okay, well, have a good day.

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Yeah, you, too.

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(Cell phone rings)

115
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I'm starting to see why
Linda gave you a bogus number.

116
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Oh, no, I-I'm sorry.
I just have to ask:

117
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Why would a woman pretend
to hit it off with a guy,

118
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and then give him a fake number?

119
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Lots of reasons.

120
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Maybe she didn't want
to hurt his feelings.

121
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Maybe she's married.

122
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Maybe he's just a garden variety uggo.

123
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Well, I know it's not the last one.

124
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A lot of women consider
me rakishly handsome.

125
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Are these women your
Mom and your grandma?

126
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They're on the list, yes.

127
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Well, you sound like a terrific guy.

128
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I hope you meet the
lady you're looking for.

129
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Thanks.

130
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It wouldn't happen to be you, would it?

131
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Sorry. I'm happily married
and have 11 children.

132
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No, you're not.

133
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How do you know?

134
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'Cause no one with 11 children

135
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is happily married.

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(Sighs)

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Christy, I need you to make

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reservations for lunch at Tra Vigne.

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Sure.

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For what time?

141
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I don't know.

142
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What time do you want to eat?

143
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How about after our tennis lesson?

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That sounds good.

145
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We also have to go shopping later.

146
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What do you need?

147
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A personal assistant who dresses better.

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(Vibrating): You're buying me clothes?

149
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Well, somebody should.

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Um, okay.

151
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Also, do you think
you could start talking

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with a British accent?

153
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What?

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Well, I just think a British
assistant is classier.

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(Cockney accent): I'll
give it me best, guv'nah.

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Never mind.

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Now I feel like I hired an orphan.

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How cool is that?

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How long were you a stuntman?

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Man: Over 30 years.

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Would I have seen you in anything?

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Uh, maybe.

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Ever watched a movie
where a guy gets in a car

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and turns the ignition
and the car explodes?

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- Yeah.
- I'm that guy.

166
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Oh, my God. I love your work.

167
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(Laughs) Thank you.

168
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So what do you do?

169
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Nothing very exciting.

170
00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:03,193
I manage an apartment building.

171
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Really? What's that like?

172
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Oh, you know, when your toilet overflows

173
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and you call someone to
help and they never show?

174
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- Yeah.
- I'm that guy.

175
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Oh, man, I hate that guy.

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You're not alone.

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So how are we doing on the meat loaf?

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I put the eggs in. What's next?

179
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Add a tablespoon of curry.

180
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A whole tablespoon?

181
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Will you trust me?

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Fine. I'm putting it in.

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Okay, now really put it in.

184
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How did you know?

185
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We've been talking a while.

186
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I get that you have trust issues.

187
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Nice. A guy who listens.

188
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You sure you're straight?

189
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Yes.

190
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Said the man who's giving
you his meat loaf recipe.

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(Door closes)

192
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Christy: Hey.

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In here.

194
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<i>I... love my job.</i>

195
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(Sighs)

196
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Is that Christy? Hi, Christy.

197
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Um... hi, voice.

198
00:08:02,388 --> 00:08:04,623
Adam, I gotta call you back.

199
00:08:04,648 --> 00:08:08,357
You better. I mean, hey,
you do whatever you want.

200
00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,394
What was that about?

201
00:08:10,396 --> 00:08:11,927
Wrong number.

202
00:08:12,331 --> 00:08:13,997
What happened to you?

203
00:08:14,302 --> 00:08:15,532
Oh, this?

204
00:08:15,534 --> 00:08:16,630
Mm-mm.

205
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These are my new work clothes.

206
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And so are these,

207
00:08:20,639 --> 00:08:22,162
and so are these.

208
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She took you shopping?

209
00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:26,053
Yep. I also got my hair done.

210
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Upstairs and downstairs.

211
00:08:28,747 --> 00:08:32,529
Got a little landing strip,
in case I get laid in the fog.

212
00:08:34,021 --> 00:08:36,701
How is getting waxed part of your job?

213
00:08:36,726 --> 00:08:39,427
Jill wanted to see how it
looked on me before she did it.

214
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Ooh! I might be getting
new boobs next week.

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(Laughing)

216
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You were totally right about this movie.

217
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It's hilarious.

218
00:08:54,763 --> 00:08:56,787
Adam: Different side of
Clint Eastwood, isn't it?

219
00:08:57,153 --> 00:08:59,912
You mean the side that
makes movies with monkeys?

220
00:09:00,646 --> 00:09:02,813
It's not a monkey. It's an orangutan.

221
00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,449
And he was a real jerk.

222
00:09:05,451 --> 00:09:06,517
You're kidding.

223
00:09:06,519 --> 00:09:08,943
I wish. I was his stunt double.

224
00:09:10,452 --> 00:09:13,162
Furry bastard wouldn't
give me the time of day.

225
00:09:14,126 --> 00:09:16,123
What's going on?

226
00:09:16,148 --> 00:09:18,973
Adam and I are watching...
What are we watching?

227
00:09:18,998 --> 00:09:20,764
"Every Which Way But Loose"

228
00:09:20,766 --> 00:09:22,266
Oh, yeah, with the monkey.

229
00:09:22,268 --> 00:09:23,767
It's an orangutan.

230
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That's my girl.

231
00:09:26,438 --> 00:09:28,205
Right.

232
00:09:28,207 --> 00:09:30,073
Can I talk to you for
a minute in private?

233
00:09:30,075 --> 00:09:32,209
Uh-oh, Bonnie's in trouble.

234
00:09:34,029 --> 00:09:35,224
Be right back.

235
00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,347
What are you doing?

236
00:09:37,349 --> 00:09:38,415
What? I met a nice guy.

237
00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:39,783
We're getting to know each other.

238
00:09:39,785 --> 00:09:42,052
- How do you know he's a nice guy?
- I can tell.

239
00:09:42,054 --> 00:09:44,621
- Did you Google him?
- No. We agreed not to Google.

240
00:09:45,177 --> 00:09:47,491
Besides, neither of
us is looking to date.

241
00:09:47,493 --> 00:09:49,693
We're just enjoying
each other's company.

242
00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:53,130
You're not doing phone
sex or anything weird?

243
00:09:53,615 --> 00:09:57,927
Okay, first of all, phone
sex can be beautiful.

244
00:09:59,829 --> 00:10:02,724
And no, nothing's weird.

245
00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:05,098
All right.

246
00:10:05,123 --> 00:10:06,655
Where are you going so late?

247
00:10:06,745 --> 00:10:09,474
I have to go buy Jill a box of condoms.

248
00:10:09,615 --> 00:10:11,193
And yes, it's weird.

249
00:10:13,685 --> 00:10:15,018
I'm back.

250
00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:16,005
Everything okay?

251
00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:18,670
My daughter thinks what
we're doing is weird.

252
00:10:19,114 --> 00:10:20,280
Do you think it's weird?

253
00:10:20,477 --> 00:10:21,910
I don't care. I'm having fun.

254
00:10:22,061 --> 00:10:23,160
Me, too.

255
00:10:23,162 --> 00:10:25,060
- You hungry?
- Uh, a little bit.

256
00:10:25,085 --> 00:10:26,703
Come on. Let's go make a sandwich.

257
00:10:27,936 --> 00:10:29,576
Okay, now it's a little weird.

258
00:10:38,623 --> 00:10:40,456
Jill?

259
00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:41,658
Thank God.

260
00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:43,693
I was running out of dirty talk.

261
00:10:44,451 --> 00:10:45,638
I didn't know what you liked,

262
00:10:45,663 --> 00:10:48,163
so I got flavored, ribbed
and glow-in-the-dark.

263
00:10:48,288 --> 00:10:50,474
I guess that's in case
you lose track of him.

264
00:10:51,107 --> 00:10:52,724
Extra large.

265
00:10:52,726 --> 00:10:54,349
You know me so well.

266
00:10:55,513 --> 00:10:57,262
I didn't know you were seeing someone.

267
00:10:57,264 --> 00:10:58,240
Why didn't you tell me?

268
00:10:58,265 --> 00:11:00,529
Well, he's very private.

269
00:11:00,554 --> 00:11:02,873
(Whispering): And kind of famous.

270
00:11:03,138 --> 00:11:04,603
You're having celebrity sex?

271
00:11:04,605 --> 00:11:06,371
Who is it? Is it someone good?

272
00:11:06,748 --> 00:11:07,806
I'm sorry.

273
00:11:07,808 --> 00:11:09,216
I really can't say.

274
00:11:09,241 --> 00:11:10,586
Hey, you owe me.

275
00:11:10,611 --> 00:11:11,693
I just got slut-shamed

276
00:11:11,718 --> 00:11:13,441
by the cashier at the pharmacy.

277
00:11:13,812 --> 00:11:15,912
No. Now I gotta go.

278
00:11:15,937 --> 00:11:18,471
I got a semi-aroused
household name upstairs.

279
00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:20,118
Wait, Jill, one more thing.

280
00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:21,286
What?

281
00:11:21,288 --> 00:11:23,490
Please tell me who it is?

282
00:11:23,807 --> 00:11:25,162
Good night.

283
00:11:26,632 --> 00:11:27,898
Wow.

284
00:11:27,923 --> 00:11:31,045
A famous person's putting
on a condom that I bought.

285
00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:37,541
(Cell phone ringing)

286
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,765
Hey, you.

287
00:11:40,790 --> 00:11:41,922
What are you doing?

288
00:11:41,947 --> 00:11:44,381
Actually, you caught me
coming out of the tub.

289
00:11:44,406 --> 00:11:46,013
I'm dripping wet.

290
00:11:46,685 --> 00:11:47,689
Really?

291
00:11:47,714 --> 00:11:49,114
I just finished working out,

292
00:11:49,116 --> 00:11:51,490
so I'm all sweaty, and, you know...

293
00:11:52,288 --> 00:11:54,721
Feeling pretty darn
good about being a man.

294
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,599
What are you really doing?

295
00:11:58,624 --> 00:12:00,404
I'm in my underwear eating cornflakes,

296
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:01,912
watching a dog show.

297
00:12:03,162 --> 00:12:04,474
Looks like the Pomeranian’s

298
00:12:04,499 --> 00:12:06,474
going to take the whole freakin' thing.

299
00:12:07,734 --> 00:12:09,177
What are you really doing?

300
00:12:09,202 --> 00:12:11,701
I am totally coming out of the bathtub.

301
00:12:11,842 --> 00:12:14,209
(Laughs) Fine, be that way.

302
00:12:14,579 --> 00:12:16,112
So what do you got going on today?

303
00:12:16,137 --> 00:12:17,737
Well, some stuff around the building,

304
00:12:17,762 --> 00:12:19,428
and then I'm off to an AA meeting.

305
00:12:19,813 --> 00:12:21,466
Oh, you go to those things every day?

306
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:24,365
Just when I'm feeling crazy so... yeah.

307
00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:27,459
- I'm impressed.
- Thanks.

308
00:12:27,688 --> 00:12:28,854
(Can opening)

309
00:12:29,246 --> 00:12:30,334
That was a beer can.

310
00:12:30,359 --> 00:12:31,725
I'm toasting you.

311
00:12:31,936 --> 00:12:33,435
Please tell me you
don't drink light beer,

312
00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:34,693
'cause that's a deal breaker.

313
00:12:34,695 --> 00:12:35,615
Light beer?

314
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,039
None of the buzz and all the pee?

315
00:12:37,064 --> 00:12:38,396
No, thanks.

316
00:12:38,398 --> 00:12:40,332
Oh, my God.

317
00:12:40,334 --> 00:12:41,701
Why don't you two just meet already?

318
00:12:41,726 --> 00:12:43,045
Mind your own business.

319
00:12:43,185 --> 00:12:45,209
Adam, are you a serial killer?

320
00:12:45,234 --> 00:12:46,388
Uh, no.

321
00:12:46,413 --> 00:12:48,404
Big cereal eater, though.

322
00:12:49,176 --> 00:12:51,820
There you go. Nice guy. Nice lady.

323
00:12:51,845 --> 00:12:53,278
Hang up the phones, pop a mint,

324
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,613
and go get a cup of coffee.

325
00:12:54,615 --> 00:12:56,448
Get out of here. Go to work.

326
00:12:56,678 --> 00:12:58,248
Sorry about that.

327
00:12:58,404 --> 00:12:59,169
(Door closes)

328
00:12:59,194 --> 00:13:00,660
She's a little pushy.

329
00:13:00,685 --> 00:13:02,365
Wonder where she gets it from.

330
00:13:03,757 --> 00:13:05,982
I mean, uh, we don't
need to meet, right?

331
00:13:06,007 --> 00:13:07,287
This is fun the way it is.

332
00:13:07,312 --> 00:13:08,812
This is great.

333
00:13:09,193 --> 00:13:10,395
I've said things to you

334
00:13:10,397 --> 00:13:12,357
I've never been able
to say to anyone else.

335
00:13:14,541 --> 00:13:15,794
Hello?

336
00:13:17,222 --> 00:13:18,130
Did I lose you?

337
00:13:18,155 --> 00:13:21,865
No. I-I'm just thinking.

338
00:13:23,353 --> 00:13:25,353
I'm a little curious.

339
00:13:25,959 --> 00:13:27,271
Yeah, me, too.

340
00:13:27,805 --> 00:13:30,576
I mean, we did already
take a nap together.

341
00:13:32,676 --> 00:13:34,342
That's true.

342
00:13:34,626 --> 00:13:36,490
You snore, by the way.

343
00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:41,184
Sorry. 20 years of cocaine
will make you a mouth breather.

344
00:13:41,662 --> 00:13:43,614
So should we do it?

345
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,373
Yeah. Sure.

346
00:13:46,948 --> 00:13:49,511
Okay. Great. Tonight.

347
00:13:49,536 --> 00:13:50,630
Burgundy Bistro.

348
00:13:50,816 --> 00:13:53,130
8:00 and I'll wear a red scarf.

349
00:13:53,252 --> 00:13:54,646
I'll wear a Raiders cap.

350
00:13:54,671 --> 00:13:57,013
Well, the Niners would
be better, but okay.

351
00:13:57,748 --> 00:14:00,088
Oh, wait, you're not
hiding a bald spot, are you?

352
00:14:00,113 --> 00:14:01,212
Are you kidding me?

353
00:14:01,214 --> 00:14:03,287
I've got the hair of three men.

354
00:14:04,337 --> 00:14:06,888
As long s it's on your head, I'm in.

355
00:14:11,279 --> 00:14:13,341
Again, I'm really sorry.

356
00:14:13,366 --> 00:14:15,065
Oh, stop. It's fine.

357
00:14:15,134 --> 00:14:17,134
Are you sure, 'cause I'd be happy

358
00:14:17,159 --> 00:14:19,226
to look into getting
you a new tennis coach.

359
00:14:19,251 --> 00:14:21,263
There is nothing wrong
with my tennis coach.

360
00:14:21,603 --> 00:14:23,070
You just got lucky.

361
00:14:23,755 --> 00:14:25,287
You're right.

362
00:14:25,729 --> 00:14:27,271
Three sets in a row.

363
00:14:28,748 --> 00:14:30,576
Okay. I think we're done for today.

364
00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:31,896
Thank you very much.

365
00:14:33,091 --> 00:14:34,279
Oh, okay.

366
00:14:34,281 --> 00:14:36,482
So as of now, I'm off the clock?

367
00:14:36,616 --> 00:14:38,154
You are off the clock.

368
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:41,887
So I can speak to you as a friend.

369
00:14:41,983 --> 00:14:43,082
Of course.

370
00:14:43,107 --> 00:14:45,248
Who's the famous guy
you're sleeping with?

371
00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:48,365
I can't tell you that.

372
00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:50,412
Why?

373
00:14:50,952 --> 00:14:52,435
It's complicated.

374
00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:54,193
What do you mean, complicated?

375
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:57,810
Oh, he's married.

376
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,334
Oh, Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill.

377
00:15:01,508 --> 00:15:03,287
See? This is why.

378
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,428
Hey, I am not judging you.

379
00:15:05,453 --> 00:15:06,584
I've made the same mistake.

380
00:15:06,609 --> 00:15:08,052
Not with a famous person.

381
00:15:08,077 --> 00:15:09,357
My guy was a loser.

382
00:15:10,396 --> 00:15:12,849
The point is, it never ends well.

383
00:15:13,186 --> 00:15:15,013
Thank you for your concern.

384
00:15:15,856 --> 00:15:17,365
- Are we done now?
- No.

385
00:15:17,669 --> 00:15:19,263
You're a smart, beautiful woman.

386
00:15:19,288 --> 00:15:20,754
You don't have to settle.

387
00:15:20,810 --> 00:15:22,543
I'm not settling.

388
00:15:23,091 --> 00:15:25,279
We're very happy with
the way things are.

389
00:15:25,304 --> 00:15:26,279
Oh, really?

390
00:15:26,304 --> 00:15:28,920
Does your big celebrity have any kids?

391
00:15:29,818 --> 00:15:30,857
Two.

392
00:15:31,123 --> 00:15:32,498
But they're very unpleasant,

393
00:15:32,523 --> 00:15:34,693
so your heart doesn't go out to them.

394
00:15:37,552 --> 00:15:39,277
Do you really want to
be the kind of person

395
00:15:39,279 --> 00:15:40,645
who breaks up a family?

396
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:43,185
I love him and he loves me.

397
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,984
- How do you know?
- Because he told me.

398
00:15:46,464 --> 00:15:47,963
Okay, he's just... he's waiting

399
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,537
for his daughter to go off to college,

400
00:15:49,562 --> 00:15:51,326
and then he's asking for a divorce.

401
00:15:51,957 --> 00:15:53,656
How old is his daughter?

402
00:15:53,681 --> 00:15:54,787
Six.

403
00:15:58,849 --> 00:16:00,365
Look, I know what you're thinking,

404
00:16:00,367 --> 00:16:01,787
but I'm willing to wait.

405
00:16:02,731 --> 00:16:03,920
He's worth it.

406
00:16:04,504 --> 00:16:08,232
Oh, come on. If he really
loves you, make him prove it.

407
00:16:08,257 --> 00:16:09,757
Tell him to choose.

408
00:16:10,459 --> 00:16:11,435
I can't do that.

409
00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:14,079
Why not?

410
00:16:14,915 --> 00:16:16,614
I don't know.

411
00:16:16,616 --> 00:16:21,019
I guess... 'cause I'm scared
that if I push too hard,

412
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,818
I'm gonna get an answer
I don't want to hear.

413
00:16:23,935 --> 00:16:26,630
Okay, well, it's your life.

414
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,461
I just think you deserve better.

415
00:16:29,463 --> 00:16:30,818
Thank you.

416
00:16:31,177 --> 00:16:34,318
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go take a shower.

417
00:16:34,349 --> 00:16:35,982
Jill, wait. One more thing.

418
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,368
What?

419
00:16:37,627 --> 00:16:39,278
Please tell me who it is.

420
00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:42,279
I'll let you beat me at tennis!

421
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:48,537
Ready to order?

422
00:16:48,562 --> 00:16:50,296
No, thanks. I'm waiting for someone.

423
00:16:50,321 --> 00:16:51,357
Oh.

424
00:17:03,678 --> 00:17:05,724
I'm sorry, but you
look horrible in that.

425
00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:27,591
Oh, man.

426
00:17:28,159 --> 00:17:29,888
She's beautiful.

427
00:17:41,379 --> 00:17:42,607
I can't.

428
00:18:10,162 --> 00:18:12,162
(Crying): I can't
believe I took your advice

429
00:18:12,164 --> 00:18:14,287
and told him he had to make a decision.

430
00:18:15,591 --> 00:18:16,451
Really?

431
00:18:16,935 --> 00:18:18,943
Was that my advice?

432
00:18:19,045 --> 00:18:22,803
I actually convinced myself
he was going to pick me.

433
00:18:23,713 --> 00:18:25,312
But he didn't.

434
00:18:25,377 --> 00:18:26,610
(Blowing nose)

435
00:18:26,745 --> 00:18:28,111
(Snorts)

436
00:18:31,316 --> 00:18:33,420
How could he give all this up?

437
00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:35,518
(Crying)

438
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,935
Oh, Jill, I-I'm so sorry.

439
00:18:38,089 --> 00:18:40,505
But isn't it better you found out now,

440
00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:42,505
rather than let him string you along?

441
00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:44,664
No. 'Cause now I'm all alone

442
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:46,646
and miserable like you.

443
00:18:50,469 --> 00:18:51,474
Hey.

444
00:18:51,499 --> 00:18:52,731
Hey.

445
00:18:52,891 --> 00:18:54,190
How did it go with Adam?

446
00:18:54,755 --> 00:18:57,746
Um, nice guy,

447
00:18:57,771 --> 00:19:00,435
but I don't think there's
any real chemistry.

448
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:01,888
Better off on the phone.

449
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,591
Oh, I'm sorry.

450
00:19:03,616 --> 00:19:04,816
No big deal.

451
00:19:04,966 --> 00:19:06,432
What's her problem?

452
00:19:06,685 --> 00:19:08,795
I broke up with
you-know-who.

453
00:19:09,005 --> 00:19:11,685
Oh, well, we both knew
that was gonna happen.

454
00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:14,182
W-w-wait.

455
00:19:14,207 --> 00:19:16,427
You know who
you-know-who is?

456
00:19:17,043 --> 00:19:18,276
Yeah.

457
00:19:18,630 --> 00:19:20,904
You told her and you won't tell me?

458
00:19:21,066 --> 00:19:23,177
She was there when we met.

459
00:19:23,271 --> 00:19:25,538
Let's go in the kitchen
and I'll make you some tea.

460
00:19:25,563 --> 00:19:26,896
Thanks.

461
00:19:29,746 --> 00:19:31,865
Fine. Whatever.

462
00:19:32,189 --> 00:19:34,435
Keep your little secret.

463
00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:36,589
I don't care

464
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,620
Come on, you guys!

465
00:19:41,644 --> 00:19:46,646
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