1 00:00:01,227 --> 00:00:02,894 Previously on Mom... 2 00:00:02,896 --> 00:00:04,462 Hi. Bonnie. Alcoholic. Others: Hi, Bonnie. 3 00:00:05,784 --> 00:00:06,917 Bonnie: ... is really onto something. 4 00:00:07,248 --> 00:00:08,614 You new? 5 00:00:09,404 --> 00:00:11,513 - Yeah, I guess. - Cool. 6 00:00:11,697 --> 00:00:13,797 We're gonna... grab coffee 7 00:00:13,822 --> 00:00:14,865 with some girls from the meeting. 8 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,189 Do you want to come with us? 9 00:00:16,214 --> 00:00:18,314 So, Jodi, what's your drug of choice? 10 00:00:18,597 --> 00:00:21,131 Yatch, trees, grass. 11 00:00:21,156 --> 00:00:22,209 What are those? 12 00:00:22,234 --> 00:00:24,635 Skis, Buddha, ice. 13 00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:26,393 I'm sorry, what's happening? 14 00:00:26,540 --> 00:00:28,490 Coke, pot, meth. 15 00:00:28,623 --> 00:00:29,522 No alcohol? 16 00:00:29,524 --> 00:00:30,857 Uh, I'm not 21, 17 00:00:30,859 --> 00:00:33,059 so it's harder to get. 18 00:00:33,061 --> 00:00:35,395 Your parents know you're trying to get sober? 19 00:00:35,397 --> 00:00:36,829 My parents don't know I'm alive. 20 00:00:37,221 --> 00:00:38,888 Oh, look. 21 00:00:39,433 --> 00:00:41,000 Our little meth head is still asleep. 22 00:00:41,002 --> 00:00:42,669 Sweetie, you're welcome to stay with us 23 00:00:42,671 --> 00:00:43,970 until you get on your feet, 24 00:00:43,972 --> 00:00:46,773 but... could you get on your feet once in a while? 25 00:00:46,775 --> 00:00:47,807 I got a job. 26 00:00:47,809 --> 00:00:49,308 I'm a barista. 27 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:51,310 (chattering enthusiastically) 28 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:53,312 Relax, your sister wouldn't have invited you 29 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:54,914 to come live with her if she wasn't ready 30 00:00:54,916 --> 00:00:56,149 to give you a second chance. 31 00:00:56,151 --> 00:00:58,029 Or eighth or ninth chance. 32 00:01:00,349 --> 00:01:03,689 Listen, I just wanted to thank you for everything. 33 00:01:03,691 --> 00:01:05,324 It's our pleasure. 34 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:07,360 Occasionally. 35 00:01:07,849 --> 00:01:09,295 I don't know where I'd be without you guys. 36 00:01:09,297 --> 00:01:11,797 I mean, you literally saved my life. 37 00:01:13,326 --> 00:01:14,935 I love you. 38 00:01:15,459 --> 00:01:16,936 We love you, too. 39 00:01:18,922 --> 00:01:20,647 _ 40 00:01:20,672 --> 00:01:21,941 Okay, he is cute. 41 00:01:21,943 --> 00:01:23,976 I do like a man with a nose ring. 42 00:01:24,693 --> 00:01:25,787 At the end of the day, 43 00:01:25,812 --> 00:01:27,090 you can hang him on a hook with your purse. 44 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:29,560 He works at a tattoo parlor. 45 00:01:29,585 --> 00:01:31,261 He's an apprentice piercer. 46 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:33,058 Ah, so he's a man with a dream. 47 00:01:34,198 --> 00:01:35,959 He seems terrific, Jodi. 48 00:01:36,519 --> 00:01:37,638 But? 49 00:01:38,152 --> 00:01:40,452 He's only been sober a few weeks, 50 00:01:40,477 --> 00:01:41,834 and you've barely got six months. 51 00:01:41,859 --> 00:01:43,826 But Travis is totally committed to the program. 52 00:01:43,851 --> 00:01:46,151 He even got "one day at a time" tattooed on his neck. 53 00:01:46,176 --> 00:01:49,529 Ooh, he's also got a skull smoking a joint on his chest. 54 00:01:50,942 --> 00:01:52,529 I'm just saying it seems a little soon 55 00:01:52,554 --> 00:01:54,076 for you to be in a relationship. 56 00:01:54,101 --> 00:01:55,279 No, you don't get it. 57 00:01:55,304 --> 00:01:56,537 This guy's different. 58 00:01:57,030 --> 00:01:58,863 How many times have I said that to you? 59 00:01:58,888 --> 00:02:00,662 Well, you've got two kids, so at least twice. 60 00:02:01,568 --> 00:02:03,469 Did you sleep with young Travis yet? 61 00:02:03,838 --> 00:02:05,059 We hang out. 62 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:06,016 That's a yes. 63 00:02:06,145 --> 00:02:07,678 I know what "hang out" means. 64 00:02:08,109 --> 00:02:10,176 I thought you guys would be happy for me. 65 00:02:10,201 --> 00:02:11,256 I met a great guy. 66 00:02:11,281 --> 00:02:14,115 He's sober, he has a job, he treats me good. 67 00:02:14,140 --> 00:02:15,310 It's almost like you're jealous. 68 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:18,115 I'm not jealous, I'm just concerned about you. 69 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:19,439 I'm a little jealous. 70 00:02:21,193 --> 00:02:24,381 The thing is, if you want me to be your sponsor 71 00:02:24,406 --> 00:02:25,841 and you're not gonna take my advice, 72 00:02:25,866 --> 00:02:27,631 then it kind of defeats the purpose. 73 00:02:28,959 --> 00:02:30,226 Well? 74 00:02:30,752 --> 00:02:32,295 Well, can I at least be friends with him? 75 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,653 I don't know. Can you? 76 00:02:33,678 --> 00:02:35,745 Keeping in mind how much guys like to be "just friends" 77 00:02:35,770 --> 00:02:37,615 with hot 19-year-old girls. 78 00:02:38,495 --> 00:02:40,201 Yes, I can. 79 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:42,334 - Give me your hand. - What? 80 00:02:42,359 --> 00:02:43,709 Just give it to me. 81 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:45,696 What are you doing? 82 00:02:45,721 --> 00:02:48,654 Giving you your own reminder tattoo. 83 00:02:50,995 --> 00:02:53,123 "Just fliends"? 84 00:02:53,148 --> 00:02:54,314 That's an "R." 85 00:02:54,339 --> 00:02:55,724 Eh, I see an "L." 86 00:02:55,749 --> 00:02:56,974 That's "fliends." 87 00:02:57,663 --> 00:02:59,912 Fine, you have to tell Travis you want to be "fliends." 88 00:03:00,784 --> 00:03:02,490 (chuckles) Okay. Whatever. 89 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:03,748 I got to get to work. 90 00:03:03,773 --> 00:03:05,177 Thanks for the coffee. Mm. 91 00:03:05,202 --> 00:03:06,668 That's what "fliends" are for. 92 00:03:07,464 --> 00:03:08,685 Bye, Jodi. 93 00:03:09,955 --> 00:03:13,024 You do realize she's going to keep sleeping with him. 94 00:03:13,049 --> 00:03:14,263 Yeah, I know, 95 00:03:14,288 --> 00:03:16,388 but I think I took a little of the fun out of it, 96 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:18,012 so that's something. 97 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:20,070 You really love that kid, don't you? 98 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:23,654 One of the great things about being sober 99 00:03:23,679 --> 00:03:25,716 is I have so much more love to give. 100 00:03:25,859 --> 00:03:29,615 Hmm. I look forward to being the beneficiary of that. 101 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:32,365 Oh... 102 00:03:33,067 --> 00:03:34,600 Can we get the check? 103 00:03:44,084 --> 00:03:49,400 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 104 00:03:57,506 --> 00:03:58,506 Hi, come on in. 105 00:03:58,508 --> 00:03:59,724 Thanks. 106 00:03:59,749 --> 00:04:01,149 Is this an okay time? 107 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:02,573 Sure. What's going on? 108 00:04:02,966 --> 00:04:05,279 I'm just having trouble with Jodi, 109 00:04:05,281 --> 00:04:07,184 and I'm not sure how hard I should push. 110 00:04:07,209 --> 00:04:08,383 Crusty! 111 00:04:08,385 --> 00:04:09,817 Oh, hey, Victor. 112 00:04:09,819 --> 00:04:11,619 Come here, give me hug. 113 00:04:11,621 --> 00:04:13,154 Okay. 114 00:04:14,709 --> 00:04:16,920 Oh my, that's a lot of Old Spice. 115 00:04:17,271 --> 00:04:19,627 Helps me not smell the cats. 116 00:04:19,652 --> 00:04:21,771 Not that I don't love the cats. 117 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,101 - Did you tell her? - Not yet. 118 00:04:27,451 --> 00:04:28,677 Tell me what? 119 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,840 Oh, my God! 120 00:04:33,642 --> 00:04:35,776 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 121 00:04:35,778 --> 00:04:37,378 (gasps) Let me see it again. 122 00:04:37,599 --> 00:04:39,447 Victor buried it in the kitty litter box 123 00:04:39,449 --> 00:04:40,981 so I'd find it when I scooped. 124 00:04:40,983 --> 00:04:42,616 What can I say? 125 00:04:42,618 --> 00:04:45,138 I liked it, so I put a ring on it. 126 00:04:46,521 --> 00:04:48,155 So when's the wedding? 127 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:49,690 Next week. 128 00:04:49,692 --> 00:04:51,559 Next week? Are you pregnant? 129 00:04:51,990 --> 00:04:54,829 We'd already booked an Alaskan cruise for the end of the month, 130 00:04:54,831 --> 00:04:56,707 so we decided to make that our honeymoon. 131 00:04:57,154 --> 00:04:58,332 That's just great. 132 00:04:58,334 --> 00:04:59,934 I'm so happy for the two of you. 133 00:04:59,936 --> 00:05:01,335 Marjorie: Well, thank you. 134 00:05:01,337 --> 00:05:03,037 Now, what's going on with Jodi? 135 00:05:03,039 --> 00:05:04,071 You know what, it's fine. 136 00:05:04,073 --> 00:05:05,045 I can handle it. 137 00:05:05,070 --> 00:05:07,018 Let's talk about throwing you a bachelorette party. 138 00:05:07,043 --> 00:05:08,375 Oh, that's not necessary. 139 00:05:08,377 --> 00:05:09,643 Oh, come on, it'll be fun. 140 00:05:09,645 --> 00:05:11,111 Let me do this for you. 141 00:05:11,113 --> 00:05:12,046 We'll-we'll keep it low-key. 142 00:05:12,048 --> 00:05:13,247 Just me and the girls. 143 00:05:13,249 --> 00:05:15,215 All right. Thank you. 144 00:05:15,217 --> 00:05:16,951 Maybe you can take my sister. 145 00:05:17,521 --> 00:05:19,787 Oh, Victor, that's a great idea. 146 00:05:19,789 --> 00:05:21,357 Ugh. 147 00:05:22,924 --> 00:05:25,659 ♪ ♪ 148 00:05:25,661 --> 00:05:28,295 Well, that's a disturbing piece of pastry. 149 00:05:28,697 --> 00:05:30,330 Yeah, well, you can't really have 150 00:05:30,332 --> 00:05:31,932 a bachelorette party without one. 151 00:05:31,934 --> 00:05:33,200 Think Marjorie will like it? 152 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:35,420 Who doesn't like a red velvet penis? 153 00:05:36,261 --> 00:05:38,068 Diabetic lesbians? 154 00:05:38,507 --> 00:05:40,826 Why don't you put that in the kitchen? 155 00:05:40,851 --> 00:05:42,623 And no sneaking a lick. 156 00:05:43,946 --> 00:05:46,813 You know, I can't tell you how happy I am for Marjorie. 157 00:05:46,815 --> 00:05:48,448 Yeah, it just goes to show 158 00:05:48,450 --> 00:05:50,083 good things do happen to good people. 159 00:05:50,085 --> 00:05:52,052 Oh, please, you're thinking the same thing I am. 160 00:05:52,054 --> 00:05:53,787 "How the hell is that old crab cake getting married 161 00:05:53,789 --> 00:05:54,787 before any of us?" 162 00:05:55,390 --> 00:05:58,558 Mom, how could you say something that awful out loud? 163 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,646 Well, it's no fun if I just think it. 164 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:03,129 Isn't this good news for you guys? 165 00:06:03,131 --> 00:06:04,965 I mean, old people can find love, too. 166 00:06:04,967 --> 00:06:06,873 (knocking on door) 167 00:06:06,898 --> 00:06:08,964 Old people about to knock her on her ass. 168 00:06:11,342 --> 00:06:13,215 - Hey. - Hey! 169 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,754 There's the blushing bride. 170 00:06:14,779 --> 00:06:15,642 Come on in. 171 00:06:15,644 --> 00:06:18,467 Uh, Christy, this is Victor's sister, Anya. 172 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:21,981 Um... 173 00:06:21,983 --> 00:06:25,318 Anya, this is my good friend, Christy. 174 00:06:25,521 --> 00:06:27,820 So nice to meet you, Anya. 175 00:06:27,986 --> 00:06:30,396 Nice to meet you, too. 176 00:06:31,701 --> 00:06:33,593 Hey, everyone, come meet Anya. 177 00:06:33,595 --> 00:06:35,192 - I'm Jodi. - Wendy. 178 00:06:35,217 --> 00:06:36,295 Hi, Jill. 179 00:06:36,297 --> 00:06:37,664 You must be so excited 180 00:06:37,666 --> 00:06:39,032 your big brother's finally getting married. 181 00:06:39,034 --> 00:06:41,240 Don't I look excited? 182 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:45,671 Hey, excited, constipated, what's the difference? 183 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,641 ♪ ♪ 184 00:06:48,643 --> 00:06:50,276 Christy: Okay, okay. 185 00:06:50,631 --> 00:06:53,746 Round two of "Who Knows Marjorie Best?" 186 00:06:54,310 --> 00:06:58,050 35 years ago, when Marjorie was homeless in Golden Gate Park, 187 00:06:58,357 --> 00:07:02,588 what famous rock star gave her a dollar and a tab of acid? 188 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:03,623 - Janis Joplin! - Santana! 189 00:07:03,625 --> 00:07:05,385 - Grace Slick! - The Beatles! 190 00:07:06,935 --> 00:07:08,638 The Beatles? 191 00:07:09,887 --> 00:07:12,123 What? They're old, she's old. 192 00:07:13,367 --> 00:07:16,202 I'm sorry, those are all incorrect. Marjorie? 193 00:07:16,529 --> 00:07:18,204 Jerry Garcia. 194 00:07:18,206 --> 00:07:20,849 That's a real person? I thought it was ice cream. 195 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,477 You were homeless? 196 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:26,812 Just for a few years. 197 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:28,681 Let's move it along. Next question. 198 00:07:28,683 --> 00:07:31,650 Marjorie's nickname when she was in jail was... ? 199 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:32,618 - Killer. - Big Marj. 200 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,300 - Queen Bitch. - Yoda. 201 00:07:35,412 --> 00:07:36,555 Yoda? 202 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:37,690 Same thing. 203 00:07:37,692 --> 00:07:39,024 He's old, she's old. 204 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:40,192 Wrong again. 205 00:07:40,194 --> 00:07:41,327 Marjorie? 206 00:07:41,646 --> 00:07:42,661 The Hammer. 207 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,329 You were in jail? 208 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:45,631 Briefly. 209 00:07:45,896 --> 00:07:48,333 And you hit people with a hammer? 210 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:49,601 Not literally. 211 00:07:49,693 --> 00:07:51,937 Uh, my cellmate got a little frisky with me, 212 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,839 and I had to clock her with a Bible. 213 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:55,741 So why didn't they call you "The Bible"? 214 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,334 It was already taken. 215 00:07:58,818 --> 00:08:00,946 Okay, next question. 216 00:08:01,209 --> 00:08:04,349 At the Rolling Stones concert at Altamont, 217 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,567 how many Hells Angels did... ? 218 00:08:06,592 --> 00:08:08,220 Okay, let's play a different game. 219 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:11,056 Ah, man, I knew that one. 220 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:12,324 (mouthing) 221 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:15,761 Let's open gifts. 222 00:08:16,193 --> 00:08:17,996 Great idea. 223 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,632 Does Victor know about all these things you did? 224 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:23,001 Of course. We tell each other everything. 225 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,256 And that all happened a long time ago. 226 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:26,849 Really long. 227 00:08:28,006 --> 00:08:30,217 We get it... You're young. 228 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:33,123 Oh, fun. 229 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:36,406 Furry handcuffs, crotch-less underwear 230 00:08:36,431 --> 00:08:38,865 and strawberry lube. 231 00:08:40,519 --> 00:08:44,107 It's sugar-free, so Victor can eat as much as he wants. 232 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,927 Excuse me. 233 00:08:52,146 --> 00:08:53,164 (door closes) 234 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,799 Guys, Anya's a little old-fashioned. 235 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:56,768 Maybe we need to pull it back a bit. 236 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:59,904 So we're not gonna play "Pin the Hose on the Fireman"? 237 00:09:00,334 --> 00:09:02,106 I think not. 238 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:03,908 Darn. 239 00:09:04,435 --> 00:09:07,278 You know, um, as much fun as this is, 240 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,247 I actually have to go. 241 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,416 Uh, Marjorie, congratulations. 242 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:12,316 I'll see you at the wedding. 243 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:13,498 Okay. Bye. 244 00:09:13,523 --> 00:09:14,923 Thanks, sweetie. 245 00:09:14,948 --> 00:09:16,120 You're leaving already? 246 00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:17,455 We're just getting started. 247 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:18,656 Yeah, I got a thing. 248 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:21,526 Would the thing's name be Travis perchance? 249 00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:23,717 His last name is Sullivan. 250 00:09:25,545 --> 00:09:28,733 Jodi, isn't it a little soon for you to start dating? 251 00:09:28,826 --> 00:09:30,635 Thank you. That's what I've been telling her, 252 00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:31,903 and she won't listen. 253 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,237 Did you tell her how you ignored 254 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,199 my dating advice when you were new? 255 00:09:36,662 --> 00:09:38,175 No, Marjorie. 256 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:40,826 I thought that might undermine my purpose. 257 00:09:43,131 --> 00:09:45,182 Jodi, the guy just kicked heroin. 258 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:46,317 Yeah, he kicked it. 259 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,818 He's been clean for six weeks. 260 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,121 Marjorie, tell her. 261 00:09:49,146 --> 00:09:50,321 Tell her what? That I wasn't capable 262 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:53,591 of having a real relationship with anyone 263 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,404 until almost two years after I kicked heroin. 264 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,000 How much did she hear? 265 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:04,584 Just the part about the heroin. 266 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:08,072 Can I go now? 267 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,273 No one's stopping you. 268 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,708 Just be smart, okay? 269 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:11,662 I will. 270 00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:13,138 (quietly): Bye. 271 00:10:14,779 --> 00:10:16,744 Anya, how you doing in there? 272 00:10:16,769 --> 00:10:19,459 Go away, junkie whore! 273 00:10:22,454 --> 00:10:24,655 Well, she's not coming out anytime soon. 274 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:26,802 Let's go dig into that penis. 275 00:10:31,412 --> 00:10:32,829 Let's go, Mom! 276 00:10:32,831 --> 00:10:34,670 I can't find my new earrings! 277 00:10:34,695 --> 00:10:36,366 That's 'cause I'm wearing them! 278 00:10:36,368 --> 00:10:38,669 Come on, we've got a bride to marry off. 279 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:40,737 Who told you you could borrow my earrings? 280 00:10:40,739 --> 00:10:42,939 Well, I can't borrow your shoes, now can I? 281 00:10:42,941 --> 00:10:44,007 Let's go. 282 00:10:44,009 --> 00:10:46,676 - (cell phone ringing) - Oh. 283 00:10:47,349 --> 00:10:48,904 We're on our way, Marjorie. 284 00:10:50,201 --> 00:10:52,048 - Oh, for God's sake. - What? 285 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,251 Anya's refusing to go to the wedding. 286 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:55,779 - Why? - Why? 287 00:10:56,342 --> 00:10:57,921 She doesn't approve of Marjorie. 288 00:10:57,923 --> 00:11:00,404 So? I don't approve of her and I'm going. 289 00:11:01,521 --> 00:11:02,826 Give me. 290 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,594 Marjorie, screw her. 291 00:11:04,596 --> 00:11:05,829 This is your day. 292 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,529 Don't let that old hag ruin it. 293 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,766 Who cares if Victor's depressed? 294 00:11:09,768 --> 00:11:11,795 It isn't his day, either. 295 00:11:12,490 --> 00:11:14,451 This is about you. 296 00:11:15,273 --> 00:11:16,732 She's crying. I'm out. 297 00:11:19,574 --> 00:11:22,644 Marjorie, where's that Armenian buzzkill now? 298 00:11:24,839 --> 00:11:26,549 Okay, you just relax. 299 00:11:26,551 --> 00:11:28,589 We'll take care of everything. 300 00:11:29,453 --> 00:11:31,254 Never mind how we get her there. 301 00:11:31,256 --> 00:11:32,433 It's probably better you don't know. 302 00:11:33,566 --> 00:11:34,791 How do you want to play this? 303 00:11:34,793 --> 00:11:36,993 The usual... good cop, bad cop. 304 00:11:36,995 --> 00:11:39,462 Oh, come on! Why can't you be the bad cop? 305 00:11:39,464 --> 00:11:40,530 We've been through this. 306 00:11:40,532 --> 00:11:42,308 I'm too adorable! 307 00:11:55,512 --> 00:11:57,285 This is a cheerful little cottage. 308 00:11:57,512 --> 00:11:59,604 Does she live here or did it fall on her? 309 00:12:01,738 --> 00:12:04,453 (cell phone ringing) 310 00:12:04,455 --> 00:12:05,855 Oh, damn! 311 00:12:06,605 --> 00:12:09,183 Jodi, kind of got my hand full right now. 312 00:12:09,371 --> 00:12:10,726 Anya: Who is it? 313 00:12:10,878 --> 00:12:13,296 Hey, Anya, it's, uh, Christy and Bonnie. 314 00:12:13,298 --> 00:12:14,746 Remember from the party? 315 00:12:14,999 --> 00:12:16,299 I-I can't talk right now. 316 00:12:16,301 --> 00:12:17,449 I'll see you at the wedding. 317 00:12:17,802 --> 00:12:19,105 Honey, I got to run. 318 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:21,537 Go away! 319 00:12:22,113 --> 00:12:23,847 You're up. 320 00:12:23,959 --> 00:12:26,877 Anya, I-I know this is a tough time, 321 00:12:26,902 --> 00:12:29,645 but we just need five minutes, please? 322 00:12:29,647 --> 00:12:31,046 What happened to bad cop? 323 00:12:31,048 --> 00:12:31,847 Hang on. 324 00:12:31,849 --> 00:12:34,183 I told you... Ooh! Ow! Ow! 325 00:12:34,185 --> 00:12:36,485 Open the big door or I pull you through the little door! 326 00:12:36,487 --> 00:12:37,918 Oh! Oh! 327 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:39,521 Why do I ever doubt you? 328 00:12:39,523 --> 00:12:40,956 Ow! Ow! Ow! 329 00:12:40,958 --> 00:12:43,292 Five minutes, then you go. 330 00:12:43,294 --> 00:12:44,326 (clears her throat) 331 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:45,808 Thanks. 332 00:12:46,777 --> 00:12:48,530 You have a lovely home. 333 00:12:48,532 --> 00:12:51,152 Yes, very "Rosemary's Baby". 334 00:12:53,403 --> 00:12:55,204 Go ahead, talk. 335 00:12:55,206 --> 00:12:57,573 Anya, you must know 336 00:12:57,575 --> 00:13:00,080 that your brother and Marjorie are just devastated 337 00:13:00,105 --> 00:13:01,643 that you're not coming to the wedding. 338 00:13:01,645 --> 00:13:02,355 Good. 339 00:13:03,066 --> 00:13:04,646 Yeah, good. 340 00:13:05,199 --> 00:13:07,249 But they're still gonna get married 341 00:13:07,251 --> 00:13:11,753 and I think you need to ask yourself 20 years from now, 342 00:13:11,755 --> 00:13:13,488 do you want to look back at this moment 343 00:13:13,490 --> 00:13:14,790 and be filled with regret 344 00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:17,826 that you refused to share in their happiness? 345 00:13:18,015 --> 00:13:21,300 20 years from now, I expect to be dead. 346 00:13:23,566 --> 00:13:25,534 Okay, ten years. 347 00:13:25,536 --> 00:13:26,777 Still dead. 348 00:13:28,638 --> 00:13:29,905 You want to jump in here? 349 00:13:29,907 --> 00:13:31,355 No, you're doing great. 350 00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:35,177 I think we may have given you 351 00:13:35,179 --> 00:13:37,512 the wrong impression about Marjorie 352 00:13:37,514 --> 00:13:38,947 at the bachelorette party. 353 00:13:38,949 --> 00:13:40,916 What, that she is a horrible person? 354 00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:42,808 That she is no good for my brother? 355 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,753 Well, that may have been true... 356 00:13:45,902 --> 00:13:47,738 many years ago, 357 00:13:47,924 --> 00:13:52,119 but now she's a kind and loving person, 358 00:13:52,144 --> 00:13:53,895 who helps a lot of people. 359 00:13:53,897 --> 00:13:56,847 No, people like her don't change. 360 00:13:57,234 --> 00:13:59,134 That's not true. We've changed. 361 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:00,916 I mean, I've changed. 362 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,293 She's working on it. 363 00:14:03,624 --> 00:14:04,724 That's nice. 364 00:14:04,749 --> 00:14:07,183 But I'm not crazy about you two, either. 365 00:14:09,678 --> 00:14:11,212 Is it your turn yet? 366 00:14:12,168 --> 00:14:13,003 Fine. 367 00:14:14,011 --> 00:14:15,083 You like brandy? 368 00:14:15,085 --> 00:14:15,783 Yes. 369 00:14:15,785 --> 00:14:17,085 Prove it. 370 00:14:20,723 --> 00:14:23,793 Oh, let's get this party started! 371 00:14:25,207 --> 00:14:27,195 Anya, you came! 372 00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:29,636 Oh, Victor, my brother! 373 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,165 Oh, is she drunk? 374 00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:32,266 I hope so. 375 00:14:32,268 --> 00:14:34,480 She flashed her boobs at a school bus. 376 00:14:34,771 --> 00:14:37,772 I'm sorry if I upset you, Victor. 377 00:14:37,774 --> 00:14:40,800 I-I was just afraid of losing you. 378 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,519 Oh, little one, you could never lose me. 379 00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:46,839 You'll come and live with me and Marjorie. 380 00:14:47,983 --> 00:14:50,184 Oh, God, what have we done? 381 00:14:53,097 --> 00:14:55,322 Be blessed by the Holy Spirit. 382 00:14:55,324 --> 00:14:56,757 We part in peace. 383 00:14:56,759 --> 00:14:58,293 And may the Lord be with you. 384 00:14:58,649 --> 00:14:59,514 I kiss now? 385 00:14:59,539 --> 00:15:01,121 You kiss now. 386 00:15:06,301 --> 00:15:09,537 (whooping) 387 00:15:16,911 --> 00:15:18,879 Anya: Wait! Wait! Wait! 388 00:15:18,881 --> 00:15:21,081 I'm coming to live with you! 389 00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:23,183 What's this now? 390 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,252 Well, she did it. 391 00:15:29,325 --> 00:15:30,891 She's a married woman. 392 00:15:30,893 --> 00:15:33,594 One down, four to go. 393 00:15:33,596 --> 00:15:35,160 I'll bet you're next. 394 00:15:35,425 --> 00:15:36,697 Why not you? 395 00:15:36,699 --> 00:15:38,932 Oh, no, I'm done with marriage. 396 00:15:38,934 --> 00:15:41,535 Oh, come on, you'll find love again. 397 00:15:41,537 --> 00:15:43,136 Oh, of course I'll find love. 398 00:15:43,138 --> 00:15:45,457 Just don't want to give up my alimony. 399 00:15:46,464 --> 00:15:48,472 Good for you. Suck 'em dry. 400 00:15:50,246 --> 00:15:52,312 (phone buzzing) 401 00:15:52,314 --> 00:15:54,308 Oh, this ought to be good. 402 00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:56,950 Hey, Jodi, where are you? 403 00:15:56,952 --> 00:15:58,503 You missed the ceremony. 404 00:16:00,648 --> 00:16:03,589 Yeah, this is Christy Plunkett. Who's this? 405 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,980 I don't understand. Where's Jodi? 406 00:16:12,949 --> 00:16:14,761 No, that can't be. 407 00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:16,464 What's going on? 408 00:16:16,964 --> 00:16:19,139 But she's supposed to be here with us. 409 00:16:19,141 --> 00:16:20,589 Christy, what's happening? 410 00:16:22,904 --> 00:16:24,354 Jodi overdosed. 411 00:16:24,971 --> 00:16:26,385 Is she gonna be okay? 412 00:16:28,636 --> 00:16:29,949 She's gone. 413 00:16:29,951 --> 00:16:30,784 (gasps) 414 00:16:30,786 --> 00:16:32,919 No... 415 00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:38,050 Yes, Officer, I'm still here. 416 00:16:47,805 --> 00:16:50,816 (crying): I can't believe it. 417 00:16:52,332 --> 00:16:54,738 She was fine at the party. 418 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,058 How did this happen? 419 00:16:57,894 --> 00:16:59,861 All I know is they, 420 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,075 (sniffles) found her 421 00:17:03,319 --> 00:17:05,707 in the bathroom at her apartment. 422 00:17:08,457 --> 00:17:09,967 Apparently, her boyfriend 423 00:17:09,969 --> 00:17:11,791 called 911 and took off. 424 00:17:11,816 --> 00:17:13,597 (sniffling) 425 00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:20,293 How are we gonna tell Marjorie? 426 00:17:22,802 --> 00:17:24,230 We're not. 427 00:17:25,384 --> 00:17:27,191 What do you mean we're not? 428 00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:35,693 Here's how this is gonna go. 429 00:17:36,519 --> 00:17:39,029 We're all going to the reception 430 00:17:39,031 --> 00:17:41,842 and we're gonna pretend to have a good time. 431 00:17:42,339 --> 00:17:44,034 And we're gonna get Marjorie off on her honeymoon 432 00:17:44,036 --> 00:17:45,910 without her knowing anything. 433 00:17:48,121 --> 00:17:49,658 Doesn't Marjorie deserve... ? 434 00:17:49,683 --> 00:17:50,628 No! 435 00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:53,566 Marjorie deserves to be happy. 436 00:17:54,472 --> 00:17:56,832 We'll tell her after she gets back from the cruise. 437 00:17:58,404 --> 00:18:01,730 Christy, I don't, I-I don't think I can hold it together. 438 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,951 Yeah, well, you will. 439 00:18:06,826 --> 00:18:08,175 All of us will. 440 00:18:09,293 --> 00:18:10,594 (door opens) 441 00:18:10,596 --> 00:18:12,095 What are you doing in here? 442 00:18:12,097 --> 00:18:13,196 Come outside. 443 00:18:13,198 --> 00:18:14,731 We're taking pictures. 444 00:18:14,733 --> 00:18:16,533 We're coming. 445 00:18:17,105 --> 00:18:18,894 What's the crying about? 446 00:18:19,355 --> 00:18:21,638 We're just so happy for you! 447 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,306 (laughs) 448 00:18:23,308 --> 00:18:24,925 Thank you, girls. 449 00:18:25,177 --> 00:18:26,535 Where's Jodi? 450 00:18:26,853 --> 00:18:28,316 She couldn't make it. 451 00:18:28,729 --> 00:18:30,295 Ah, that's a shame. 452 00:18:30,898 --> 00:18:33,050 When you talk to her, give her my love. 453 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:50,947 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com --