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Hi, I'm Jill. I'm an alcoholic.

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ALL: Hi, Jill.

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Well, as you probably know,

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the annual "Hurray for the
Homeless Gala"  is this weekend.

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“Hurray”?

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You want them to boo?

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But what you might not know
is that for a long time,

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this charity event was
the highlight of my year.

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I'd fly to New York, pick out a gown,

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have a team of stylists come
to my house to get me ready.

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You know, all the things you
do to help the less fortunate.

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Oh, dear God.

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But ever since the divorce

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and all the vicious gossip
about me going to rehab,

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I'd be ashamed to show my face,

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even though it was always
the prettiest face there.

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She makes it so hard to love her.

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So instead of walking the red carpet,

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hobnobbing with celebrities,

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and thrilling to a surprise
performance by Pink,

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I'll be spending the evening alone

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in my screening room watching a movie

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that hasn't even come
out in the theaters yet.

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Eh, screw it.

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You should go.

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- Bonnie, no cross talk.
- You think?

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Yeah, who cares what
those snobs say about you?

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We're still cross-talking.

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Thanks, but, uh, I couldn't go alone.

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I'll go with you.

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Who saw that coming?

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You will?

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Jill, I'm your friend.

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I care about you.

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Marjorie, make them stop.

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Of course, I will need a gown.

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I can handle that.

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We driving or taking a limo?

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A limo.

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We're not homeless.

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Okay, enough of the chitchat.

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We have to stick to the
rules of the meeting.

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I'm sorry. Uh, is this the
Alcoholics Anonymous meeting?

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It is, but it's a women's meeting.

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Hang on, Marjorie.

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Let's not be so rigid.

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Yeah, have a seat.

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Thank you.

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I'm sorry.

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This is my first time.

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I don't know how this works.

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That's all right. What's your name?

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Julian.

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All (sweetly): Hi, Julian.

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Hi.

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Now what?

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Well, (chuckles) you can listen,

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or, if you like, you can
tell us what brought you here.

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I'm here... 'cause I didn't
know where else to go.

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I lost my marriage, my job, my family.

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Everything that matters to me.

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Can't stop drinking.

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My life's a mess and...

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I have nothing to offer anyone.

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I love him.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
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Wendy: Remember, it's one day at a time.

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And here's the meeting phone list.

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I'm Wendy H.

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“H” for hugs. (laughs)

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Thanks, Wendy.

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One more. They're free.

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Come here.

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I know it doesn't feel like it right now,

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but you can get through this.

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Well, I hope so.

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Ah, I know so.

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I'm on the list.

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Bonnie P.

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Thanks, Bonnie. No, thank you.

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You know, for having the courage to change

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and... grow.

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Thank you.

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Did you get a phone list?

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I did.

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I'm not on it.

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'Cause I don't like
these people to call me.

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Here's my card.

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Thank you.

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So there's this charity thing...

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You want to help me with these chairs?

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- What are you doing?
- You already have a date.

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So what'd you think of your first meeting?

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Well, I'm not sure how all this
is supposed to keep me sober,

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but... everybody was super friendly.

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One lady gave me a free gym membership.

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Well, just keep going to a lot of meetings,

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find some guys you can
talk to, and you'll be fine.

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- Thank you...
- Christy.

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Thank you, Christy.

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Good luck, Julian.

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(quietly): And I love you.

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(speaking indistinctly)

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All right, ladies, huddle up.

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I can't believe I need to say this,

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but you all need to leave that man alone.

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(protesting indistinctly)

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Knock it off!

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The guy's been sober maybe nine minutes.

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The last thing he needs

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is a bunch of horny girls
falling all over him.

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Yeah, Wendy Two-hugs.

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I mean it.

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I want everyone to promise
to stay away from him.

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Say it.

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ALL (mumbling): I promise.

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And now that the meeting is over,

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I just want to say that
that is the hottest man

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I ever saw in my life!

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I mean, seriously...

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(chattering indistinctly)

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♪ ♪

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(knocking on door)

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It's open.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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I'm sorry, is your laptop
wearing a $6,000 Dolce gown?

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Oh, my God.

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That's what I was looking for.

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Now, where's my date?

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Coming.

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Holy geez.

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You like?

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It cost more than my car.

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How come I don't get to go to the ball?

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'Cause you have to stay home and
clean the fireplace, Cinderella.

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I hate you, Evil Stepmother.

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You wish I was your stepmother.

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You ready? The limo's waiting.

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Let's go help the homeless.

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- Night.
- Have fun.

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Does she live in those sweats?

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Three days and counting.

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Well, this sucks.

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(cell phone rings)

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Hello?

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Oh, hi, Julian.

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What's up?

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You doing okay?

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Yeah, it's hard in the beginning.

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That's why we do it "one day at a time".

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Um, coffee?

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Wow, uh, I'm actually
pretty busy right now.

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No, don't call anyone else on the list.

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I'll be there in ten...

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45 minutes.

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Cinderella, my ass.

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♪ ♪

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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- Ah.
- Ah.

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Not quiet the same with
diet ginger ale, is it?

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No.

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Then again, if I drank ginger ale

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the last time I went to this event,

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I might not have set the drapes on fire

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and tried to put it out
with the chocolate fountain.

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Now that sounds like my kind of party.

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(chuckles)

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Yeah, you can see it.

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It's on YouTube.

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Along with every bitchy comment about me.

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This is a bad idea.

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Relax. Everybody there
will be too concerned

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with how they look to care about you.

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They are a pretty self-absorbed bunch.

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It's why you belong there.

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You get me.

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Trust me, all your snooty society buddies

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will be so happy to see
the new improved you.

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I have lost five pounds.

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I meant that you're sober.

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Oh yeah, that's good too.

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Just stay in the moment
and have fun tonight.

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Thank you, Bonnie.

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You're a good friend.

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You're welcome.

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(sighs)

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Look at all those sad homeless people.

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Hang in there!

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We're going to a gala for you!

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♪ ♪

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Sorry, I-I hope I didn't keep you waiting.

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Not at all. Thanks for coming.

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Hey, it's what we do.

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So... so what's going on?

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Just having a rough night.

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I was trying to watch TV,

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but the, hotel minibar
started talking to me.

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Yeah, those little airplane
bottles are the worst.

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“Drink me. Drink me.

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I'm too small to hurt you.”

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It's not just the booze.

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My head won't shut up.

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It's like every stupid thing I've ever done

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is running on a loop over and over again.

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I know that loop.

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Here's what you need to remember.

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Your mind is out to get you.

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It wants you to drink again.

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But you did the exact right thing.

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Instead of listening to
it, you called someone.

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I'm glad I did.

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Me too.

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But... just out of curiosity,
why'd you call me?

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You were the only woman at that meeting

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who didn't give me a full-frontal hug.

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I did see a couple of the
ladies grinding on you.

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The tall brunette practically
gave me a lap dance.

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Yeah, she's weird.

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We're trying to get rid of her.

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So how long you been sober?

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Two and a half years.

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Wow.

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Is it hard?

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Staying sober? No.

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Living? That's a bitch.

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I think I called the right person.

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Hey, you want a coffee?

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Decaf.

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Uh, excuse me, miss?

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Can we get a decaf over here?

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♪ ♪

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- (piano playing softly)
- Jill: Oh, boy.

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Just breathe. I'm breathing.

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I promise you, no one here
remembers what you did.

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God, I hope not.

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Don't worry, I'll be right by your side.

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(piano stops playing)

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So when did you start drinking?

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High school.

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Ooh, a late bloomer.

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(chuckling): I guess so.

242
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Yeah, me and my friends would
get drunk on the weekend.

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No big deal.

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Then college, everybody's hammered,

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'cause, well, it's college.

246
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You know, I still managed to graduate.

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Got a good job.

248
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Married my girlfriend.

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Had two great kids.

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- Everything was perfect.
- Except...

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Except I was drinking vodka in the shower.

252
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And I was showering three times a day.

253
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I used to hide it in shampoo bottles.

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What a great idea.

255
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Yeah, I was like a drunk MacGyver.

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Next thing you know, I'm not
coming home for days on end,

257
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and when I am home, I'm
doing my best not to drink but,

258
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all that does is make me angry.

259
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I mean, really angry.

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It got so my own kids were scared of me.

261
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Been there.

262
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When my wife threw me out, I was relieved.

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'Cause now I can finally
drink the way I wanted to.

264
00:11:01,719 --> 00:11:04,020
So what made you come to that meeting?

265
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It was my daughter's birthday last week.

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She didn't want to see me.

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(sniffles)

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(sobbing)

269
00:11:15,286 --> 00:11:17,976
I-I... I didn't do this.

270
00:11:23,064 --> 00:11:25,399
It's-it's gonna be okay.

271
00:11:29,307 --> 00:11:31,375
♪ ♪

272
00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:34,344
All right, I asked around. It's bad.

273
00:11:34,346 --> 00:11:37,507
Everyone remembers, and there's
universal outrage you came back.

274
00:11:37,716 --> 00:11:39,421
Oh, God.

275
00:11:39,535 --> 00:11:41,502
On the upside, the shrimp are delicious

276
00:11:41,527 --> 00:11:44,087
and Maroon 5 is performing later.

277
00:11:44,452 --> 00:11:45,852
I don't care. Let's go.

278
00:11:45,979 --> 00:11:47,345
Are you crazy?

279
00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:49,003
You leave now, they win.

280
00:11:49,028 --> 00:11:50,361
And we miss the raffle.

281
00:11:50,386 --> 00:11:51,914
Fiji.

282
00:11:52,331 --> 00:11:54,365
It doesn't matter; I'll take you to Fiji.

283
00:11:54,390 --> 00:11:56,533
Okay, first of all, I'm
gonna hold you to that.

284
00:11:56,535 --> 00:11:59,870
And, secondly, they may hate the old you,

285
00:11:59,872 --> 00:12:02,372
but they don't know the wonderful new you.

286
00:12:02,671 --> 00:12:03,840
You think I'm wonderful?

287
00:12:03,842 --> 00:12:05,820
In small doses, absolutely.

288
00:12:06,512 --> 00:12:08,960
Which is why we're gonna
need separate rooms in Fiji.

289
00:12:09,414 --> 00:12:10,780
Now, come on, we're gonna mingle,

290
00:12:10,782 --> 00:12:12,682
and you're gonna charm
the pants off of everybody.

291
00:12:12,684 --> 00:12:13,984
(quietly): I am too embarrassed.

292
00:12:13,986 --> 00:12:15,385
Everyone loves a comeback story.

293
00:12:15,387 --> 00:12:16,620
You've got a good one.

294
00:12:16,622 --> 00:12:17,851
Now, go ahead.

295
00:12:20,303 --> 00:12:21,970
Hey, Tricia, Luanne.

296
00:12:21,995 --> 00:12:23,414
Long time no see.

297
00:12:23,439 --> 00:12:24,796
Not long enough.

298
00:12:24,927 --> 00:12:27,394
The last time you were here,
you threw yourself at my husband.

299
00:12:27,968 --> 00:12:29,001
Okay.

300
00:12:29,026 --> 00:12:31,568
Well, in my defense, I was
so high on drugs and alcohol

301
00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:33,524
I actually thought he was attractive.

302
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:37,982
I really wish we'd partied together.

303
00:12:38,109 --> 00:12:40,633
♪ ♪

304
00:12:40,658 --> 00:12:43,869
Okay, I'm just gonna get all
the liquor from the minibar

305
00:12:43,894 --> 00:12:45,627
and then... be on my way.

306
00:12:45,652 --> 00:12:48,656
Thank you, I just don't
trust myself not to touch it.

307
00:12:49,257 --> 00:12:50,256
Yeah.

308
00:12:50,281 --> 00:12:52,250
Temptation's a bitch.

309
00:12:52,958 --> 00:12:56,960
♪ ... feeling, I want
sexual healing... ♪

310
00:12:59,296 --> 00:13:01,562
(quietly): You've got to be kidding me.

311
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,499
The minibar's in the cabinet.

312
00:13:03,501 --> 00:13:06,851
Oh, you don't have to tell
me how to find a minibar.

313
00:13:07,726 --> 00:13:09,726
(music stops)

314
00:13:09,837 --> 00:13:11,736
Hi, can you send someone up

315
00:13:11,761 --> 00:13:13,995
to remove all the alcohol from the minibar?

316
00:13:14,523 --> 00:13:15,703
'Cause I don't want it.

317
00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:18,381
No, I can't pretend it's not there.

318
00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:19,715
The bottles talk.

319
00:13:19,717 --> 00:13:21,751
Just send somebody up.

320
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:26,489
So, here's the deal.

321
00:13:26,491 --> 00:13:29,191
If you feel like you're going
to have problems in the night,

322
00:13:29,193 --> 00:13:30,826
if you feel like you're going to drink,

323
00:13:30,828 --> 00:13:33,395
you call me, you call someone on that list.

324
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,781
Thank you.

325
00:13:35,323 --> 00:13:37,456
You're welcome, buddy.

326
00:13:38,946 --> 00:13:40,847
Uh, excuse me, I'm just gonna...

327
00:13:40,905 --> 00:13:43,626
Sure. I'll wait for room service.

328
00:13:43,838 --> 00:13:44,971
Christy.

329
00:13:45,076 --> 00:13:46,809
I don't know how I can ever repay you

330
00:13:46,811 --> 00:13:47,876
for being so kind to me.

331
00:13:47,878 --> 00:13:49,178
Stop it.

332
00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:51,210
Just go pee or shower

333
00:13:51,235 --> 00:13:53,718
or... do whatever you need to do in there.

334
00:14:04,561 --> 00:14:06,062
Hey, Marjorie.

335
00:14:06,152 --> 00:14:07,485
Hey, Christy. What's up?

336
00:14:07,695 --> 00:14:09,375
Remember that guy, Julian?

337
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,460
Remember him?

338
00:14:10,485 --> 00:14:11,817
When I make love to Victor tonight,

339
00:14:11,842 --> 00:14:13,108
I'm gonna be picturing him.

340
00:14:13,207 --> 00:14:14,807
Okay.

341
00:14:15,078 --> 00:14:16,938
So the thing is... I was wondering...

342
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,273
You didn't call him, did you?

343
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:20,042
No, I did not.

344
00:14:20,445 --> 00:14:21,576
Okay, what about him?

345
00:14:21,578 --> 00:14:25,947
Well... you think Steve would
be a good sponsor for him?

346
00:14:25,972 --> 00:14:28,460
No. Christy, is everything all right?

347
00:14:28,485 --> 00:14:29,451
Totally.

348
00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:30,452
It's all good.

349
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:31,764
Oh, my bus is here.

350
00:14:32,234 --> 00:14:34,256
(imitates air brakes hissing)

351
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,992
Okay, bye.

352
00:14:36,994 --> 00:14:39,461
(Julian sobbing)

353
00:14:42,998 --> 00:14:44,332
Julian?

354
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,281
You doing okay in there?

355
00:14:46,306 --> 00:14:49,070
Julian: No, I'm kind of
freaking out a little bit.

356
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,906
It's okay, it happens.

357
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,108
It's just a... panic attack.

358
00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:54,531
Nothing to worry about.

359
00:14:54,556 --> 00:14:56,756
They go away after a few years.

360
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,646
Julian: I don't think I can do this.

361
00:14:59,281 --> 00:15:00,782
Sure you can.

362
00:15:01,148 --> 00:15:02,884
Julian: You must think I'm a real loser.

363
00:15:02,886 --> 00:15:04,452
No, no.

364
00:15:04,454 --> 00:15:09,123
I-I think you're brave and strong...

365
00:15:09,265 --> 00:15:14,062
and... I want to say
about six-three, six-four?

366
00:15:15,275 --> 00:15:16,804
Julian: Six-five.

367
00:15:19,299 --> 00:15:23,736
The point is you're trying to get sober,

368
00:15:23,761 --> 00:15:26,031
and-and that makes you a winner.

369
00:15:30,687 --> 00:15:34,960
Oh... God help me.

370
00:15:36,398 --> 00:15:37,631
Julian: What-what was that?

371
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,820
God's gonna help you.

372
00:15:40,323 --> 00:15:42,356
♪ ♪

373
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:45,660
So, anyway, seeing as we
used to be such good friends,

374
00:15:45,662 --> 00:15:47,295
I was hoping we could start over.

375
00:15:47,297 --> 00:15:49,363
Oh, Jill, stop embarrassing yourself.

376
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,531
You don't belong here.

377
00:15:50,976 --> 00:15:53,778
Wow, these people are cold.

378
00:15:54,156 --> 00:15:56,604
This is like the party scene in Frozen.

379
00:15:56,606 --> 00:15:59,106
I saw that movie before it came out.

380
00:15:59,108 --> 00:16:01,509
I'm the only one here who likes you.

381
00:16:01,511 --> 00:16:02,960
Don't push it.

382
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,062
You had enough, or you
want to try one more?

383
00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:08,343
I got a better idea.

384
00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:17,609
Can I have your attention?

385
00:16:19,664 --> 00:16:21,046
Hello?!

386
00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:24,031
(clears throat)

387
00:16:29,304 --> 00:16:32,039
I get I made a mistake two years ago.

388
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,890
I'm not a perfect person.

389
00:16:34,176 --> 00:16:35,820
But none of you are either.

390
00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:38,431
The only difference between us

391
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,054
is I'm trying every day
to get a little better.

392
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,609
So you know what?

393
00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:43,216
I'm done with you.

394
00:16:43,218 --> 00:16:45,452
I've worked hard to turn my life around,

395
00:16:45,632 --> 00:16:48,021
and I have nothing to apologize for.

396
00:16:48,499 --> 00:16:49,665
Nothing.

397
00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:55,662
Okay, this I need to apologize for.

398
00:16:55,711 --> 00:16:58,098
I'm gonna go get the gift bags.
I'll meet you at the limo.

399
00:16:59,867 --> 00:17:02,803
♪ ♪

400
00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:06,824
Thank you.

401
00:17:09,418 --> 00:17:11,018
The coast is clear, Julian.

402
00:17:11,146 --> 00:17:15,081
Nothing scary out here
except a $12 bar of chocolate.

403
00:17:18,062 --> 00:17:19,296
I'm sorry, uh...

404
00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:22,053
I kind of lost it in there.

405
00:17:22,078 --> 00:17:23,411
No worries.

406
00:17:23,492 --> 00:17:25,125
When you first get sober,

407
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:28,250
crying on the bathroom floor
is kind of a rite of passage.

408
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:31,297
They should make it one of the 12 steps.

409
00:17:31,299 --> 00:17:33,945
Thank you for being so patient with me.

410
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,569
I'm sure you had better
things to do with your night.

411
00:17:36,571 --> 00:17:38,265
It's sweet that you think so.

412
00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:41,307
Well, I-I guess I should get going.

413
00:17:41,309 --> 00:17:42,309
Do you have to?

414
00:17:43,744 --> 00:17:46,312
Could we maybe just sit
and talk for a little while?

415
00:17:47,085 --> 00:17:49,242
Sure. I guess.

416
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:57,423
You know, I've been talking
about myself all night.

417
00:17:57,425 --> 00:17:59,921
I, uh... I haven't
asked anything about you.

418
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,727
(scoffs) That's okay.

419
00:18:01,729 --> 00:18:03,029
I talk about myself plenty.

420
00:18:03,031 --> 00:18:05,000
It's pretty much all I do.

421
00:18:05,523 --> 00:18:06,599
You married?

422
00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:07,700
Nope.

423
00:18:07,702 --> 00:18:09,007
You must have a boyfriend.

424
00:18:09,337 --> 00:18:10,570
Not at the moment.

425
00:18:10,572 --> 00:18:15,132
And by “moment” I
mean 18 months and 26 days.

426
00:18:15,976 --> 00:18:17,576
That's a lot of moments.

427
00:18:17,694 --> 00:18:21,496
Yeah, maybe it's my turn to
go cry on your bathroom floor.

428
00:18:23,884 --> 00:18:25,885
You know, you are a remarkable woman.

429
00:18:26,718 --> 00:18:27,828
Thank you.

430
00:18:29,223 --> 00:18:30,484
You are...

431
00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:34,453
I don't even have the words.

432
00:18:37,764 --> 00:18:39,431
Okay, here's the thing.

433
00:18:39,433 --> 00:18:42,539
You are extremely vulnerable right now,

434
00:18:42,564 --> 00:18:44,837
and I've been a part of the
program long enough to know

435
00:18:44,839 --> 00:18:47,078
that this is not a good idea.

436
00:18:48,593 --> 00:18:51,528
So... I should go.

437
00:18:52,685 --> 00:18:54,286
And I'm going to go.

438
00:18:55,557 --> 00:18:56,804
Here I go.

439
00:18:57,951 --> 00:18:59,485
I-I'm really sorry.

440
00:18:59,487 --> 00:19:01,359
That-that wasn't the
reason I called you tonight.

441
00:19:01,687 --> 00:19:03,522
I know, it's okay.

442
00:19:03,524 --> 00:19:05,281
You're kind of nuts right now.

443
00:19:05,414 --> 00:19:06,379
But a good nuts.

444
00:19:06,404 --> 00:19:07,603
Hot nuts.

445
00:19:08,795 --> 00:19:10,617
Please stop saying “nuts.”

446
00:19:12,559 --> 00:19:14,421
So to recap:

447
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:18,157
go to a lot of meetings,
get a male sponsor...

448
00:19:18,182 --> 00:19:20,445
That is critical in your case...

449
00:19:21,249 --> 00:19:25,929
And if you're still sober,
in a year from now, call me.

450
00:19:26,671 --> 00:19:28,780
We can try that kiss again.

451
00:19:29,171 --> 00:19:30,179
Deal.

452
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:31,546
I'm serious.

453
00:19:31,616 --> 00:19:32,929
One year.

454
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,853
Put it in your phone.

455
00:19:35,453 --> 00:19:36,565
Thank you.

456
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:38,726
You're welcome.

457
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:47,843
(whispering): Okay.

458
00:19:48,573 --> 00:19:50,439
I did the right thing.

459
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,296
But I still love you.

460
00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:58,534
Julian: I can hear you, Christy.

461
00:19:58,559 --> 00:20:00,826
♪ ♪

462
00:20:09,344 --> 00:20:12,012
Ooh, Louis Vuitton wallet.

463
00:20:12,013 --> 00:20:14,859
My coupons are gonna feel so fancy.

464
00:20:15,765 --> 00:20:18,351
That world is closed to me now.

465
00:20:18,477 --> 00:20:20,010
Can never go back.

466
00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:21,444
Yeah, you don't need those people.

467
00:20:21,446 --> 00:20:23,101
They're pretentious and shallow.

468
00:20:23,191 --> 00:20:26,459
Ah, yes, finally I can
smell like Serena Williams.

469
00:20:28,007 --> 00:20:30,153
Bonnie, I humiliated myself tonight.

470
00:20:30,155 --> 00:20:33,156
You did, but here's what
you need to focus on:

471
00:20:33,158 --> 00:20:35,825
you did it stone-cold
sober, and that's growth.

472
00:20:35,827 --> 00:20:37,227
“Hurray for the Homeless”?

473
00:20:37,229 --> 00:20:39,329
No, hurray for you.

474
00:20:43,544 --> 00:20:45,412
- Hey.
- Hey.

475
00:20:45,437 --> 00:20:47,503
You look nice. Where you been?

476
00:20:47,505 --> 00:20:48,938
Back off!

477
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,687
She really needs to get laid.

478
00:20:55,445 --> 00:20:57,280
Oh, cool, Spanx.

479
00:20:57,898 --> 00:20:59,215
Yeah, those are mine.

480
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,516
I took 'em off in the limo.

481
00:21:01,609 --> 00:21:05,688
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