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Alvin Lester biletnikoff.
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Who's that?
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Your father.
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Do you remember Bonnie plunkett?
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Bonnie.
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I'm her daughter.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm your daughter.
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Yeah, yeah, I got that.
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I can't believe
they found you guilty.
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I can. I stole $3 million.
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Maybe they'll send you to one of
those swanky country club jails.
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Get real. I'm a black woman
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who embezzled money
from white people.
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I'm going to jail jail.
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Someone's gonna buy my ass
for a kit Kat bar.
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Well, it's only fair.
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Kit Kat bars helped
build that thing.
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I'd like to propose a toast.
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To Regina.
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Great friend,
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sober sister
and convicted felon.
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Tomorrow you'll be starting
your prison sentence,
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but you'll always be
on parole in my heart.
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My turn.
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Regina, you embezzled $3 million
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from people who trusted you.
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You shouldn't go to jail.
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You should go to wall street.
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To Regina.
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Regina. Yeah. To Regina.
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Hey, look who's here,
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taking advantage
of her employee discount.
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Well, it's hard to
pass up 50% off.
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It's ten percent.
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Really?
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Everybody stop eating.
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I'm kidding.
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Uh, so, what's the occasion?
Somebody's birthday?
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Um... no.
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Oh. Uh, is it one
of your sober anniversaries?
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I just ask 'cause you're the
only people in the restaurant
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drinking Shirley temples
with shots of red bull.
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No, it's just
a little bon voyage
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for our friend Regina.
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Oh, wonderful.
Where are you going?
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Chowchilla.
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Ooh. Sounds fancy.
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(Laughs)
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What's that,
a resort in the Caribbean?
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It's a women's prison
near modesto.
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Ah.
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To answer your next question,
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I killed a nosey maître d'.
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Well, uh...
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(Laughs)
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You go, girl.
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Uh, bon appétit.
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Please tell me
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that's not the married boss
you were sleeping with.
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It is.
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Oh. I pictured him hotter.
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Why were you
picturing him at all?
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I'm a lonely old woman with a
little cancer and a lot of cats.
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What else am I doing?
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All righty. Regina, I got you
a little going-away present.
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Oh. Oh, honey, you
didn't have to do that.
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Ah, just open it.
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What the hell is that?
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A metal file for your escape,
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or if, you know,
you need to shank somebody.
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Thank you, baby.
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And the cupcake's gluten-free,
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'cause I know
that wheat makes you gassy.
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Mmm.
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I got you something, too.
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Ooh. What's this?
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(Chuckles)
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Seriously? Lube?
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In case your cellmate
isn't big on foreplay.
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Okay, and this is from me.
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Oh. Mm-hmm.
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Oh, what a beautiful journal.
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Mm.
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I thought you could use it to
chronicle your spiritual growth,
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or write poems, or maybe even
pen a novel about your journey.
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I'm going to prison,
and you're giving me homework?
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Lube's looking better
and better, isn't it?
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Well, how are we doing tonight,
ladies?
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Everything's delicious.
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Of course it is.
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Hello, Bonnie.
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Rudy. You're looking well.
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Of course I am.
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Are you seeing anyone?
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Anyone but you.
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All right, then.
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Excuse me
while I go molest your dessert.
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That's the chef
you were fooling around with?
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It is, indeed.
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Oh. I pictured him taller.
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Stop picturing.
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I should be back
in time for dinner.
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Till then, Violet's in charge.
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Where you going?
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Um, me and grandma are taking
a friend of ours to...
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Visit her sister.
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Is her sister in prison, too?
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What?
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I heard you
on the phone last night.
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Then why'd you ask?
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To see if you'd lie to me.
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Oh, well, you have your answer.
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Ready to go?
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Almost.
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Hey, grandma, where you going?
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Taking somebody to prison.
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See? It's not so hard.
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Violet, we're leaving.
Violet: Good!
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Oh, hi.
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Hi.
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This is a surprise.
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What's going on?
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Nothing. Just had
some business in napa,
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and thought
I'd stop by and say "hi."
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How's it going, Bonnie?
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I hate you, and I
wish you were dead.
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You old softy.
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Mommy, daddy, stop.
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I'm sorry, but we were just
headed out for the day.
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No, I'm sorry.
I should have called.
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You're welcome
to stay until we get back.
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Get to know your grandkids.
Really?
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Yeah, otherwise, how will
their little hearts be broken
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when you desert them
on Christmas Eve?
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Mom.
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Based on a true story.
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Maybe I will stay,
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grab a little quality time.
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Great. Roscoe, grandpa.
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Grandpa, Roscoe.
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See ya.
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Where you headed?
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Believe it or not,
I'm taking somebody to prison.
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Oh, wow. Gonna miss you, Bonnie.
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It makes me crazy
that you're so nice to him.
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I know. Added bonus.
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You do know that he wasn't
in the neighborhood on business.
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I know.
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And it doesn't bother you
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that your father's a liar?
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My mother managed a whorehouse
in calgary.
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It takes a lot to bother me.
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I understand how you
feel about him, but
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I want to have my own experience
with my father.
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And I don't want
to take that away from you.
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Thank you.
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(Sighs)
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What he did
to me was unforgiveable,
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but that's certainly
not your problem.
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Do you see what she does?
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Don't drag me into this.
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But I see it.
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Can we just agree
to put our issues aside
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and make this day about Regina?
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Yeah, let's keep things
light and happy.
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Like a trip to prison should be.
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There she is.
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Dead man walkin'!
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What?! I'm keeping it light!
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How's the sandwich?
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Good.
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Did you know that sandwiches
were named after a guy
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called the Earl of sandwich?
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Really? Do you know him?
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No, he died a long time ago.
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That's depressing.
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Yeah,
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but he lives on in your mouth.
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So you're my mom's dad.
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I am.
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And my grandpa. Yep.
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How come
I'm just meeting you now?
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Well, uh...
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No easy way to say it.
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I messed up real bad
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and wasn't around when
your mom was growing up.
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And I'm really sorry
that I wasn't around
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to watch you grow up.
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Hmm.
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You didn't miss much.
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"Chowchilla, 120 Miles."
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You don't have to keep
calling out the Miles!
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Wow, bite my head off.
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Sorry.
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You guys ever think
about reasons
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to start drinking again?
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You mean like
a zombie apocalypse?
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You're kidding. Nope.
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Got a whole list of things
to drink over:
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Zombie apocalypse, my kids
are stolen by gypsies,
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I have a stroke
and forget how to masturbate.
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What if something horrible
happened to me?
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I'd get through it.
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You're not planning on drinking
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while you're in prison, are you?
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No, I'm gonna wait until
something bad happens to me.
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Just remember, they hold lots
of meetings in there.
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You just have to make it
your business to go.
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Yeah, and meetings might be
a good place to make friends
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with the Aryan nation chicks.
Talk about a meet-cute.
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How would you drink in jail,
anyway?
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Oh, that's easy. Toilet wine.
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What's toilet wine?
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Oranges, raisins,
ketchup, sugar,
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and a sock filled
with moldy bread,
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all marinating in a toilet
for a week.
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Ugh!
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Well, it gets the job done
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and you can trade your
surplus for cigarettes.
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I wish I knew you
back in the day.
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I don't think so.
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You would've been my bitch.
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And I work my bitches hard.
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Hey, look!
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Hootie and the blowfish
are at the chumash casino!
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How's the sandwich?
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Good.
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You know that, uh,
sandwiches are named after
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the Earl of sandwich?
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That's terrific.
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So, what's your deal?
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My deal? You don't really think
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you're gonna show up
out of nowhere
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and suddenly play grandpa.
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No, of course not.
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But I am hoping, in time,
to get to know you
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and maybe be somebody
you can count on.
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And how exactly would that work?
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Well, after the baby's born,
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I can change a diaper,
babysit, whatever you need.
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I won't need any of that.
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Yeah, you say that now,
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but it does take a village.
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My mom didn't tell you?
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I'm giving the baby up
for adoption.
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Really?
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Really.
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Wow.
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Sure you want to do that?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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I just mean, have you
thought it through?
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No, I'm just gonna abandon it
like you did my mother.
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I know you're being sarcastic,
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but that's exactly
why I'm asking.
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Not being there for your mother
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is my biggest regret.
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Yeah?
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Well, I won't have any regrets,
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because I'm making sure
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that my baby has a great life.
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I... I'm not saying that...
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No, you don't get
to say anything.
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All right, listen, I'm sorry...
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Save it.
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I'm just coming back
for my sandwich.
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Even meaner than
her grandmother.
269
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,067
You know what the worst thing
about going to prison is?
270
00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:45,470
You're in prison?
271
00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:48,306
No.
272
00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:51,042
I'm gonna miss seeing
273
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,544
my little boy grow up.
274
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,680
Oh.
275
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,315
I'll stop talking now.
276
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,451
Don't say it unless you mean it.
277
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:03,588
When was the last time
you saw him?
278
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,590
Just before the trial.
279
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:08,560
That was months ago. Yeah.
280
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,729
His father won't
let me near him.
281
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,230
I can't blame him.
282
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,433
Wait, so you didn't
get to say good-bye?
283
00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:18,169
No.
284
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,537
Oh, that's awful.
285
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,273
He just had his tenth birthday.
286
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:27,612
He'll be a teenager
by the time I get out.
287
00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:31,616
Where do they live?
288
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,486
Back in stockton.
289
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,389
Well, screw that.
290
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:39,424
What are you doing?
291
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,725
We're going to stockton!
292
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,694
But I'll be late
for turning myself in.
293
00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:43,795
What are they gonna do?
294
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:44,863
Throw you in jail?
295
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:54,606
(Whispering)
296
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,314
Uh, may I help you?
297
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,649
Yes, hi.
298
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:07,585
Sorry to bother you,
but we used to live here.
299
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:08,653
Really?
300
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,955
This house is brand-new.
301
00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:14,092
Yes, this one is...
302
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,727
And it's beautiful.
303
00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:17,128
But before it was built,
304
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,831
there was another house here
that was torn down.
305
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,133
'Cause of the murder.
306
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,768
A murder?
307
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,770
Th-that wasn't disclosed to me
when I bought this place.
308
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,472
That's why they built new.
309
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:31,442
Well, that and...
The ghost problem.
310
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,812
Are you related?
311
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:37,448
She's my mom.
312
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,517
And she's my mom.
313
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,624
Anyway, uh, we were just hoping
314
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,027
we could come inside
and take a look around.
315
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,428
For old times' sake.
316
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,163
Yeah, I suppose.
317
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,165
A murder, huh?
318
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,233
Murders.
319
00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:58,603
I always pictured him shirtless,
320
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,438
fresh from mowing the lawn.
321
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,173
(Mouthing)
322
00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:09,881
(Door closes)
323
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,151
All right, look,
324
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,553
I know that it's weird
to wake up one day
325
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,222
and find out
you have a grandfather
326
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,523
you never knew existed.
327
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,725
That happened to you, too?
328
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:24,128
I just want you both to know
329
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,464
I don't expect you to love me
or anything like that.
330
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,700
I-I just want a chance
to be here for you
331
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,301
and do whatever I can.
332
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:33,872
I guess that's fair.
333
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:36,140
I also need to apologize to you.
334
00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:38,810
It was very stupid of me
335
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:39,978
to think that I know
better than you
336
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,980
when it comes to putting
your baby up for adoption.
337
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,549
What's he talking about?
338
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,917
Thanks a lot.
339
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:46,985
Hadn't told him yet.
340
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,856
I'm sorry you had
to hear it like this.
341
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,825
But I was gonna be an Uncle.
342
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,727
I know, but...
343
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,262
This is better for the baby.
344
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,229
You suck!
345
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,998
Roscoe, wait.
346
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,937
(Door slams)
347
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,673
(Sighs)
348
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,743
Guess we're not gonna
go play putt-putt tonight.
349
00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,882
Oh, thank you so much.
350
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,250
This really helped.
351
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,753
Yes, it's nice
to have some closure.
352
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:22,887
Yeah.
353
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:23,755
Still might want to get
a priest in there,
354
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:24,789
sprinkle a little holy water.
355
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,257
Yeah.
356
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,892
Yeah, wandering souls
357
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:30,461
can screw up
your satellite reception.
358
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,397
All right, well,
that's some good advice.
359
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,798
Have a good day.
360
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,433
Easy for you to say.
361
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,634
I'm going to prison.
362
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:37,902
Regina?
363
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,271
Don't you ever
keep my son from me again.
364
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,440
'Cause I got friends
on the outside.
365
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,555
Bonnie: Mom!
366
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,462
It's weird.
367
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,964
Doesn't feel like a prison.
368
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,032
That's because you're leaving.
369
00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:11,903
Hey, did you know
you get an hour
370
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,938
of free recreation time
outside every day?
371
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,440
Oh, mom.
372
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,342
What? I don't even get that.
373
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:21,913
Regina thompkins?
374
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:25,450
Right here.
375
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:26,985
Let's go.
376
00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:30,655
Okay.
377
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:35,259
All right, I'm gonna
say my good-byes.
378
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,427
And I will slap
379
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,496
the first one of you
that starts crying.
380
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,538
Christy...
381
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,840
If you hadn't talked me out of
382
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,908
bailing on my
first aa meeting...
383
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,913
I'd probably be dead right now.
384
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,649
(Sniffs)
385
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,518
You gave me a second chance
386
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,254
and I will never stop
thanking you for it.
387
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:09,660
(Crying): You're welcome.
388
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,662
Don't slap me.
389
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,731
(Regina laughs)
390
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,136
And Marjorie...
391
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,571
Girl, you're my rock.
392
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,609
You see the good in everything.
393
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:30,581
Even while you're
fighting breast cancer...
394
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,583
All you do is think of others.
395
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:35,053
I love you, Regina.
396
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,356
I love you, too.
397
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,024
(Sniffs)
398
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:42,393
Don't you die on me.
399
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,694
I won't.
400
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,763
Don't you drink.
401
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:47,932
I won't.
402
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,667
(Exhales)
403
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,036
Don't forget to sleep
with your shoes on.
404
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,738
You never know when
you'll have to run.
405
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,578
And you...
406
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:05,483
I think I'm gonna miss you
most of all, scarecrow.
407
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,923
I know I bag on you,
408
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:14,425
but you're one of
the strongest women I know.
409
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,897
I watched you fall hard,
410
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:23,768
but you picked yourself up
and... started over.
411
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:24,969
I admire you
412
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,571
so much for that.
413
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,440
(Crying):
Oh, God, why do you have to go?
414
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,042
It's okay, baby.
415
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:31,976
I'll be out before you know it.
416
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,711
No, you won't.
417
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,813
You're gonna be
in there forever!
418
00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:39,851
Time's up.
419
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:42,854
(Exhales)
420
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,025
Okay.
421
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,228
Okay.
422
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,663
Bye. Bye.
423
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,711
(Sniffs)
424
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,118
It's funny...
425
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,188
I always thought it'd be you
I'd be dropping off.
426
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,598
Oh, crap.
427
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,966
Forgot about him.
428
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,134
Be nice.
429
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,502
I'm always nice.
430
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,172
Oh, look, we got a garden gnome.
431
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:38,643
Have fun with the grandkids?
432
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:39,343
Oh, sure, sure.
433
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,345
We're making baby steps
434
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,712
in the right direction.
435
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,514
Why are you sitting out here?
436
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,217
Ah, needed some fresh air...
437
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:49,387
And your daughter took
the opportunity to lock me out.
438
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,721
Why?
439
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,356
I kind of spilled the beans
440
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,058
about the adoption to Roscoe.
441
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,626
Violet's giving away the baby?
442
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,028
Oh, God, you didn't know either?
443
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,896
I'm screwing with you,
numb-nuts.
444
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:03,000
Why don't you stay for dinner?
445
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,168
We'll straighten this all out.
446
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,369
No, I've imposed enough.
447
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,338
I-I should get going.
448
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,573
Alvin, wait.
449
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:09,640
Yeah?
450
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:13,077
Why'd you really
stop by this morning?
451
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,580
You didn't buy the whole
452
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,582
"I had business
in the neighborhood" thing?
453
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,150
Not for a second.
454
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:21,219
(Sighs)
455
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,387
My wife threw me out.
456
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,690
I had nowhere else to go.
457
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:26,991
Yes! Karma!
458
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,594
Stop.
459
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,896
Please, come on inside.
460
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,698
No, you know...
461
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,833
Your kids aren't real happy
with me right now.
462
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,235
Really? They love me.
463
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:41,405
Come on.
464
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,041
So what do you think? You gonna
lose everything in the divorce?
465
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:47,111
I only ask 'cause that and ball
cancer is what I prayed for.