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Up and at 'em, Roscoe!
Time for school.
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Shake a leg, Violet. It's
time for your sonogram.
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Sorry, Mom.
Got to get breakfast started.
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It's all right. I'm up.
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- How'd you sleep?
- I didn't.
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- Bad dreams?
- Yeah.
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I keep having this nightmare
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I'm a foot-long hot dog
in a short bun.
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Oh, my God, my back is killing me.
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Oh. Sorry, but...
the couch is the best I can do.
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No. I'm not complaining.
I just... wow...
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wish I could feel my hands.
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- Well, it's only temporary, right?
- Oh, yeah.
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As soon as I scrape up enough
money, I'll be out of here.
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And you will be missed.
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That's me.
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Must've fallen under the cushions.
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Here, here, here, here!
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- Let me... let me get it.
- What are you doing?
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- I'm helping!
- What is wrong with you?
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- Get out of my way.
- No, no, no, no.
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Your back hurts. Let me!
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Christy, stop!
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Oh, my God!
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I have been sleeping on this
medieval rack for a month
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and you never told me
it folds out into a bed?
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Didn't I?
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I meant to.
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Ah, look, found your phone.
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Yay.
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~ addic7ed.com ~
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Off to work.
See you later.
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All right. Bye.
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Oh, come on.
Don't do the silent thing.
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You're a pathetic excuse for a daughter.
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I take it back.
Do the silent thing.
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Just so you know, I won't
be here when you get home.
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- Mom, stop.
- No.
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You clearly don't want me here,
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and I certainly don't want
to be where I'm not welcome.
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You are very welcome.
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I just thought that...
couches are for visitors
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and beds are for... ever.
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- And would that have been so awful?
- Of course not.
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Well, thanks for the hospitality.
I'll see you around.
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No, I don't want you to leave.
Please.
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Forgive me.
Stay.
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I can't forgive you.
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But I will stay.
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I can do this myself.
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No, no, no.
It's the least I can do.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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I just hope you understand
I'm gonna need some time
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to rebuild my trust in you,
which, frankly, has been shattered.
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Gotcha.
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- That's me.
- Oh, relax. I got it.
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No, wait!
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I'm right here.
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No! No!
No, no, no, no, no!
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- What... the hell?
- Ooh...
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- You told me you were broke!
- Emotionally!
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She can't talk right now. She's
about to get her ass kicked.
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I took you in because you
couldn't pay your own rent.
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Well, there's "couldn't"
and-and "didn't want to."
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- So you lied to me.
- Uh... this couch folds out.
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No, no, no, no, no.
That's done. Old business.
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There's a new lie in town!
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Fine. Take whatever you need.
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Don't try to buy your way out of this.
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You sure?
There's $4,000 there.
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$4,000?
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I have been paying for
everything around here.
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I know.
And it's really helped me save.
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I only had $3,000 when I moved in!
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I can't even talk to you right now.
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I'm ju...
Wow.
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Uh... sweetie?
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You're-you're gonna give
that money back to me, right?
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Uh, honey?
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Don't make Mommy kill you.
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Yeah?
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It's your mother.
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I don't have a mother.
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- I made you breakfast.
- Oh.
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Okay. Thanks.
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There's coffee, oatmeal,
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- toasted English and a fruit cup.
- Nice.
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So.. we're good?
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Sure.
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I just hope you understand
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I'm gonna need some time
to rebuild my trust in you,
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which, frankly, has been shattered.
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Oh, come on.
Y-You didn't want me here,
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and I didn't feel
like paying to be here.
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Let's just call it even and move on.
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I don't know.
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Is there anything else
you haven't told me?
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Probably.
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- Well?
- Really? You want to do this?
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- Yes, I want to do this.
- You're willing
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to come clean about
everything you've kept from me?
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- Ooh...
- Yeah, tricky, isn't it?
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Yeah. What the hell?
Let's do it.
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Let's put it all on the table.
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- No harm, no foul?
- Yeah, total amnesty.
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All right.
You want to go first?
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- I'll give you $4,000 if you go first.
- Sweet.
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You remember your Aunt Jeanine?
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- Yeah.
- She wasn't really your aunt.
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She and I were, you know...
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Oh, my God.
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You were gay?
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Not gay so much as
temporarily disgusted with men.
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I don't believe it. Aunt Jeanine
used to take me to the park
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and teach me how to shoot
hoops and hit a softball.
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- Oh.
- Your turn.
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All right, wow.
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I thought we'd warm up, but
you just dove in head first.
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That's what she said.
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Okay. I got one.
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Remember that kilo of hash
that was stolen from your car?
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- Yeah...
- Best junior prom ever.
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Are you kidding me?
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I was almost killed in
the desert because of that.
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- Amnesty.
- There was a gun to my head.
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They made me dig my own grave!
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Ooh, that's too bad.
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I was voted queen of the prom.
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You're up.
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Okay, here's a biggie.
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You know what? Never mind,
let me think of something else.
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No, I want that one.
What's that?
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Um, uh, all right, uh,
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the only reason you
passed ninth-grade algebra
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is 'cause I gave your teacher
a handy on parents' night.
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Nice try.
You told me that the next morning.
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Now give.
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All right.
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- Alvin Lester Biletnikoff.
- Who's that?
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Your father.
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What?
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You always said you
didn't know who he was.
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It could have been a dozen guys.
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I lied, I always knew it was Alvin.
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Oh, my God.
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Whew, that's a load off.
All right, your turn.
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Are you freaking kidding me?!
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I spent my whole life
wondering who he was,
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- and you knew the whole time?
- Calm down!
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- We agreed on amnesty!
- Screw amnesty and screw you!
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- What's amnesty?
- Uh, it's when you can't remember stuff.
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Watch your brother.
We'll be back in a few hours.
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What's going on?
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Nothing,
we have to run some errands.
156
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Very nice, lie to your daughter.
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How'd you find him?
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Google... I did the satellite map thing.
The son of a bitch has a pool.
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- I could have had a pool?
- I could have had a pool!
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How long has he lived in Chico?
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- I don't keep tabs on him.
- Mom.
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17 years.
Married, two kids, two mortgages,
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and he's on the Scientology
mailing list, thanks to me.
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Sounds like you have a little
unfinished business with him.
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Yeah, if I finish it,
I'll have to go to jail.
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Roscoe, it's your turn
to take out the garbage.
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- I'll do it later.
- Pause the video game and do it now.
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I don't have to listen to you.
You're not Mom.
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- Roscoe...
- Let me.
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Hey.
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You heard your sister;
take out the garbage.
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- You take it out.
- Whoa, little man, not cool.
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- You need to show some respect.
- Bite me.
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- Okay, go to your room.
- No.
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- I said go to your room!
- Luke, relax.
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No, he has to learn
to respect his elders.
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His elders? Five minutes ago
you were making armpit farts.
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Hang on.
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Go. To. Your. Room.
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You're. A. Big. Douche.
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- You want to get spanked?
- You want to get kicked in the nuts?!
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Who is this kid?
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00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:08,286
- So, what's he do?
- He owns a body shop.
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- Really, and he has a pool?
- Ah, relax, it's above ground.
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- Want to see a picture of him?
- Yeah.
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- He's Chinese?
- Oh, sorry,
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that's just a fella I, you
know, keep company with.
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Okay. Here he is.
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Here's your father.
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What the hell was that?
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Oh, think you killed a possum.
Nope, he's up!
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Okay, ha-hang on before I...
kill again.
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Wow.
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I don't look anything like him.
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He's five-five.
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Oh, Daddy.
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Is the little jerk not eating?
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He's not a jerk, and he won't come
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out of his room because
he thinks you're a jerk.
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Fine, then he doesn't eat. Probably
could use a good spanking, too.
201
00:13:15,688 --> 00:13:18,656
Are you kidding me?
Is that how you want to raise our kid?
202
00:13:18,658 --> 00:13:23,211
Hey, this ass got swatted plenty
and it's a better ass for it.
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00:13:23,213 --> 00:13:27,232
- Well, then we have a problem.
- I agree.
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What's the problem?
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I intend to raise our child
with patience and understanding.
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You weren't raised like that.
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00:13:34,975 --> 00:13:38,243
Exactly... I want to do better,
I want to break the cycle.
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Wow.
That's ambitious.
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00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:48,603
Why don't we start now?
Go talk to Roscoe, make peace.
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He threatened my nuts!
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For me.
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Okay.
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Don't worry.
I'm in charge.
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00:14:10,910 --> 00:14:14,429
Looks like your daddy has a
nice operation going over there.
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And he habla Espaņols.
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00:14:18,135 --> 00:14:20,852
That's considerate.
I like him.
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00:14:22,087 --> 00:14:24,272
So, what's the plan?
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I'm not sure.
Man, my heart is pounding.
219
00:14:28,728 --> 00:14:30,595
Why didn't you tell me?
220
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Why did you pretend he was
just some faceless stranger?
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I don't...
because I...
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thought that was...
better than the truth.
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Thanks for making that decision for me.
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All right.
Last chance.
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I'm about to go over there
and hear his side of the story.
226
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Are you sure you don't
want to tell yours first?
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Uh...
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Uh... fine.
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Uh...
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I was sixteen.
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I was living with my fifth
set of foster parents,
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and I sensed I was losing their support.
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May have been related to a
Trinitron TV that went missing.
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00:15:19,995 --> 00:15:22,647
Anyway, I, uh, met your
father shortly thereafter.
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Timing was good. I was between
homes, he had a Winnebago.
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- So it wasn't a one-night stand?
- No. No.
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We were in love.
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Lived together two years
before I got pregnant.
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- Wow.
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. He was so excited
he was gonna be a dad.
241
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He brought me strawberry
milkshakes every day.
242
00:15:45,855 --> 00:15:47,972
He made you a crib out of leather.
243
00:15:47,974 --> 00:15:51,226
And then, you surprised
us a couple of weeks early
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at a...
at a Blue Oyster Cult concert.
245
00:15:53,146 --> 00:15:56,564
My water broke right in the middle
of "Don't Fear the Reaper."
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00:15:56,566 --> 00:16:00,518
- I never liked that song.
- Uh, understandable.
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You were stuck in my pelvis
the first time you heard it.
248
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And then, he rushed me
to the hospital where,
249
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thanks to your big head,
I had to have a C-section.
250
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But when it was over,
251
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there you were,
our beautiful baby girl.
252
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It all sounds great.
253
00:16:23,976 --> 00:16:27,395
- What happened?
- I...
254
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He panicked, I guess. I...
255
00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:35,687
I waited at the hospital for
two days, but he never came back.
256
00:16:35,689 --> 00:16:41,559
- He just left you there?
- Us. He left us.
257
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Yeah.
258
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I was discharged Christmas Eve.
259
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I remember sitting on a bus bench
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with you in my arms,
not knowing where to go.
261
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- Oh, damn.
- What?
262
00:17:02,432 --> 00:17:05,933
I hate it when you become
a real person with feelings.
263
00:17:07,886 --> 00:17:10,688
Sorry. I'm not that
crazy about it, either.
264
00:17:12,859 --> 00:17:16,861
Now I don't know whether I
want to hug him or kill him.
265
00:17:16,863 --> 00:17:20,064
Well, I don't want to
influence you either way, but...
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Mom, put that away, please!
Don't!
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Mom!
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Okay, miss, what can I do you for?
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Oh. Hi.
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- I'm Christy.
- All right.
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Oh, look, we're the same height.
272
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Okay.
Just came by to insult me, did you?
273
00:17:51,398 --> 00:17:53,898
No. No, no, no.
274
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I just wanted to tell you that...
275
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My car.
I was thinking about getting it painted.
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00:18:06,246 --> 00:18:08,746
We can do that.
What kind of car is it?
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00:18:08,748 --> 00:18:13,718
It's that
'91 Jetta over there.
278
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Ah. Hope you're planning
on painting it brown,
279
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'cause that is one
fantastic piece of crap.
280
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You think?
281
00:18:21,861 --> 00:18:24,212
Yeah, my advice is,
don't waste your money.
282
00:18:25,047 --> 00:18:30,268
Oh. Okay.
I appreciate you being honest.
283
00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:33,354
Well, I wouldn't go that far.
284
00:18:35,941 --> 00:18:40,561
All right, well,
thanks for your time.
285
00:18:40,563 --> 00:18:41,696
No problem.
286
00:18:43,816 --> 00:18:48,369
- Oh. Nice-looking family.
- Oh, thanks.
287
00:18:48,371 --> 00:18:51,406
Yeah, my oldest son there is
just back from Afghanistan,
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and the younger one
is a DJ or something.
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I don't really get it.
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To me, he just looks like
an idiot playing records.
291
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But I'm sure I did dumber
things when I was his age.
292
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Like what?
293
00:19:08,373 --> 00:19:10,975
Well, like... none of your business.
294
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Right.
Sorry.
295
00:19:15,398 --> 00:19:17,765
That's okay. And listen,
if you ever get a car
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from this century, you
know where to find me.
297
00:19:20,103 --> 00:19:24,822
- I do.
- Okay. There you go.
298
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- You okay?
- Not really.
299
00:19:47,894 --> 00:19:54,282
- Why didn't you tell him?
- I don't know. I choked.
300
00:19:54,284 --> 00:19:59,437
- What did you think of him?
- Seems like a nice guy, good dad.
301
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I mean, I wanted to yell at him
302
00:20:03,159 --> 00:20:06,878
for running off on us like he
did, but... what's the point?
303
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We turned out just fine without him.
304
00:20:15,454 --> 00:20:17,171
Oh.
305
00:20:17,173 --> 00:20:19,507
Oh. Oh.
306
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:24,262
- I have never loved you more.
- Back at ya.
307
00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:30,968
You know, there's one more
thing that I kept from you
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that you should probably know.
309
00:20:33,506 --> 00:20:35,356
Okay.
310
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You're two years older
than you think you are.
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Amnesty!
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