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Whoa.
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Ow. Damn it.
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Ah...
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Help! Mom!
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Anybody?!
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♪ Jump, jump ♪
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♪ Kris Kross will make you ♪
♪ Jump, jump ♪
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♪ Don't try to compare us
to another bad little fad ♪
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♪ I'm the Mac and I'm bad ♪
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- # Give you something that you never had #
- You dance like a white guy.
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- # And shake your rump #
- I am a white guy.
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♪ That makes you wanna jump ♪
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♪ How high? Real high cause... ♪
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Hey! Hey!
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Man down!
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♪ Jump! How high? Real high ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm just so fly ♪
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♪ A young lovable,
huggable type of guy ♪
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This is how Grandma
made money in the '80s.
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♪ 'Cause inside-out is
wiggity wiggity wiggity whack ♪
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♪ I come stompin' with something
pumpin' to keep you... ♪
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♪ The Mac Dad will make you ♪
♪ Jump, jump ♪
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♪ Daddy Mac will make you ♪
♪ Jump, jump ♪
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♪ Kris Kross will make you ♪
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♪ Jump, jump... a-ha ♪
♪ jump, jump ♪
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♪ The Mac Dad will make you
♪ Jump, jump ♪
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- Hey!
- ♪ Daddy Mac will make you ♪
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- # Jump, jump #
- Hey!
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♪ Kris Kross will make you ♪
♪ Jump, jump... ♪
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What are you doing down there?
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I fell.
I hurt my ankle.
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Well...
why didn't you call for help?
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I did.
I threw fruit!
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Oh, God, maybe we should get
you to the emergency room.
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- Oh, it's just a sprain.
- Let me see.
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Wrong leg,
wrong leg, wrong leg!
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1x13 - Hot Soup and Shingles
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These cookie are wet, Mom.
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I'm sorry?!
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Are you crazy?
Get off that foot.
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Let me put the groceries away.
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No. If you do it,
I'll never find anything.
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You've got two cabinets.
It's not exactly a scavenger hunt.
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- I got this.
- All right, fine.
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At least tell me why
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you won't let a doctor
look at your ankle.
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Because he might say it's broken and ...
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I don't have time for that!
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Oh, yeah.
Good strategy.
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Is it your plan
to tough out the roof, too?
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I called the landlord over and over.
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Each time, his English got worse.
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Mom! Grandma!
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Get in here!
The baby's moving!
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I'm coming! Ow.
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I'm coming! Ow.
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I'm coming. Ow.
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Oh, my God. There it is!
Right?
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Let me feel! Let me feel!
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Ow. Ah, where?
Where?
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Guess it stopped.
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Wait.
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Nope, just gas.
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I gotta call Luke.
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Don't feel bad.
You'll have plenty of time
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to spend with that baby
after Violet dumps it on you.
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- Thanks, Mom.
- It's funny...
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'cause it's true.
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It was so smart
to keep this walking boot.
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How'd you hurt your ankle the last time?
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Oh, you know...
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back when I was drinking,
I had this pesky habit
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- of slipping on my own vomit.
- A tale as old as time.
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Please tell me you
microwaved that sponge
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- before you did the dishes.
- What? Why?
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- To kill the germs.
- You're serious?
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This thing is filled with bacteria.
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Might as well be washing
dishes in the toilet.
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Wow. What happened to
the fun-lovin' chick
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who liked to slip and slide
through her own vomit?
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She watched a very scary
exposé on the 6:00 news
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about how your kitchen can
kill you and everyone you love.
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Somebody really needs to get laid.
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- I can hear you, Mom.
- You were meant to.
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By the way, it's gonna rain
again in a couple of days.
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What do you want to do about the leak?
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I don't know.
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If I could figure out where the hole
was, I'd probably jab a tampon in it.
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Nice.
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That way, the house can do
archery and ride a horse.
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I guess I'll just climb up there
and throw a big tarp over everything.
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Really? With one foot?
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Who else is gonna do it, Mom?
Are you gonna do it?
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You don't even know
to microwave a sponge.
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Why don't you just call Baxter
and see if he can fix it?
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Ah! My ex-husband?
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You want to send a stoner up to the
roof with hot tar and a nail gun.
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How's that not gonna end in tears?
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Well, I'm calling him.
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- Maybe you should get laid.
- I did.
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Might want to microwave your sheets.
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Whoa.
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- What's the matter?
- I felt the baby move.
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Ah!
The baby's moving!
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Violet, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
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I'm coming.
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Shake your belly!
Keep it moving!
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Huh. I always wondered
how they made sponges.
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Somebody need a hole plugged?
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Oh, God.
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There's a...
old tarp in the shed.
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Just cover as much of
the roof as you can,
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and I'll get a roofer
out here next week.
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A roofer?
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La-di-dah!
When did you get so middle-class?
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Can you find the leak, cover it
with hot tar, and then reshingle?
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There's a couple of steps
I didn't know about, but yeah.
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What happened to your paw?
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- Oh... I fell.
- Were you loaded?
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- No.
- That's where you went wrong.
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Never fall sober.
You tense up.
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Thanks for the tip.
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It's a scientific fact.
You can't get hurt when you're high.
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I don't make the rules.
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Mr. Baxter...
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Oh!
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- That was my only beer!
- Sorry.
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- I got weed.
- Forgiven.
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- Need any help?
- You know how to patch a leaky roof?
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- No.
- That makes two of us.
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Here, let's just rip up shingles,
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and if we see the living room,
we've gone too far.
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I once patched a leak
in a swimming pool.
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- Yeah? How'd that go?
- Not good.
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Apparently, you gotta
take the water out first.
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- Hey, can I ask you a question?
- The Capital of Ethiopia is Addis Ababa.
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What?
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That's just something I like
that I know. No one ever asks.
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Actually, I was gonna ask
you about having a baby.
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Oh. Yeah, you don't
want to have one of those
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until you're, like, 45, 50
and you can't have any more fun
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or your heart'll explode.
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No, dude, Violet's having
my baby in a few months.
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Oh...
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Well, game over.
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- It's starting to kick.
- Oh, that's big.
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Yeah. It's really happening.
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I just don't know if
I'm ready to be a dad.
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- Been there.
- Really?
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Yeah, absolutely.
Believe it or not, I had grave doubts
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about my own parenting abilities.
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I just don't want to
turn into my father.
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I mean, I love him, but...
you'd only give him
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a "world's greatest
dad" T-shirt ironically.
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Yeah.
I had a father like that.
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Vice cop in Oakland.
I sure showed him.
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Let me tell you something:
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When the baby gets here,
you'll know what to do.
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I hope so.
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I'll never forget
driving home from the hospital
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after Roscoe was born.
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I looked in the rearview
mirror at him in his car seat,
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and I just... knew I could do it.
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- Cool.
- Yeah.
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If Christy hadn't caught me banging
her best friend, I'd still be doing it.
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Don¨t worry.
You'll be a great dad.
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Thanks. It sounds like
you're a great dad, too.
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I do my best.
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Now, let's smoke that
weed before I go crazy.
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It sounds like Luke and
Baxter are getting along.
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I know that laugh.
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They're getting ready to order pizza.
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Just my luck.
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I got a couple of idiot
nine-year-olds fixing my roof.
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I'm nine.
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Nothing to brag about.
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Hey, man, let's order a pizza!
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Ow!
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Ow!
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This is fun.
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- What are you doing?
- Working.
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I knew I should've handled this myself.
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Christy, it's done.
Look. All sealed.
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Just got to let it dry
and put the shingles on tomorrow.
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Oh. Okay.
Good.
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Just promise me you'll be careful.
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- Promise.
- I don't care if you get high.
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I just don't want anybody getting hurt.
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We... are not... getting high!
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She knows, dude.
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- Relax. We're being real safe.
- Thank you.
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No, no, no, no, nooo!
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Oh. She tensed up.
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It was so smart to save this.
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Another vomit-related injury?
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No. Slammed it in a car door.
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- Drunk?
- Acid.
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- Ah.
- ThoughI I was invisible.
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I can't believe you're going to work.
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- Why not?
- Your ankle's the size of a grapefruit.
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You just fell off a freaking ladder.
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It's a miracle you're not driving
a wheelchair with your tongue.
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I'm fine. It's just a sprain...
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What are you trying to prove?
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Nothing. I have a job.
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I've got bills, I've got obligations...
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Would you like me to
pick that up for you?
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No. Thank you.
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Oh...
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Got it!
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- Soup's up.
- Oh, God.
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Not more soup.
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Careful.
Very hot.
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I'll see you in hell.
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Ah...
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Ow.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Ow, ow, ow.
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Ow, ow, ow.
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Ow.
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Why is this so enjoyable?
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I think 'cause we're bad people.
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Son of a bitch.
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Hot, hot, hot, hot.
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Hot, hot, hot.
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Ah, hot.
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Ah... hot.
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Ooh...
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Uh...
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It appears we are out of soup.
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Mmm.
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What are you doing back so early?
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Oh...
Gabriel sent me home.
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He didn't fire you, did he?
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No.
The one perk to having
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slept with your married boss
is job security.
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Why don't you relax
and I'll make dinner?
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No, I got it.
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- Christy...
- I said I got it!
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I don't got it.
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I... I don't got it.
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What's that I hear?
Was that a cry for help?
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I'm done.
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There's nothing left.
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I still didn't hear the word "help."
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Help!
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Oh...
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Come here.
Let's get you into bed,
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and I will cook us all a nice dinner.
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Thank you.
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How do you feel about some hot soup?
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- Thanks for help me up, man.
- My pleasure.
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Pitching with you around
here makes me feel better
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about being late with the
child support payments.
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You'll understand that soon enough.
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I really appreciate you talking me
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- through this whole baby thing.
- Ah, it was nothing.
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No, man, it was a big help.
I would give you
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a "world's greatest dad"
T-shirt unironically.
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Wow. Thanks.
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I don't get a lot of positive feedback.
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All right.
Enough emotion.
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- Let's get baked.
- Right.
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I'm just so tired.
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That's because you don't
let anybody help you.
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I would, but then
things don't get done right.
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Before you know it,
everything's falling apart.
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Stop tucking.
I'm not a burrito.
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Sorry.
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And you don't know
how to fluff a pillow.
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Oh, go fluff yourself.
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Sure.
Abandon me.
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- That's how this all started.
- Come again?
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- Forget it.
- No, you-you seriously think
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I'm the reason you're a control freak?
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- You seriously don't?
- Here we go!
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Welcome back to another exciting
episode of Blaming Bonnie!
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As far back as I can remember,
I came home every
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- night to an empty house.
- Ah, I've seen this one.
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If I didn't cook dinner, I didn't eat.
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At least the fridge
was filled with food.
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Don't you dare defend yourself!
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- But I provided. I...
- No, no, no, no, no! No!
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This is not a conversation.
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Do I have to remind you
that I raised myself?
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I did my own laundry,
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I made my own lunches,
I hitchhiked to school.
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What's that got to do with
you being a bitter, angry,
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resentful woman right now?
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I said this is not a conversation!
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Hey, dude.
Pass the joy.
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- I don't have it.
- I don't have it, either.
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Too bad it's not a phone.
We could call it.
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- Whoa.
- What?
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This is amazing weed.
I can see your farts!
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Awesome.
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Do you honestly believe
you have to remind me
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how much I screwed up?
You don't think I carry
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that with me every minute
of every freaking day?
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Do you?
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The actual amount of time
is not important.
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All you need to know
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is I am trying to be
here for you right now,
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and you can stop beating
me up for who I used to be,
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because I've got that covered.
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But I like beating you up.
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How's this for a plan?
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You can blame me for all your problems
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on Tuesdays,
Thursdays and Sundays.
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I'll punish myself the rest of the week.
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- Well, it is Monday.
- All right.
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I was a terrible mother.
And I let you down,
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and nobody hates me
more than me. How's that?
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It would've been better if you cried.
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I'll work on it.
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I'm so sorry, baby.
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Do you smell something?
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Uh-oh.
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You were so smart to save this.
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Thanks.
It's the herbal tea, right?
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- As you requested.
- Just checking.
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Purple's such a pretty color.
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It doesn't feel pretty.
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I do love taking care of you.
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I love it, too, Mom.
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Well... probably should've
done it when you were a kid.
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That would've been nice.
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Gotta hand it Baxter.
He did a good job up there.
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Yeah, he did.
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I'm hard on him, but...
he is trying to step up.
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Maybe people can change.
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Or maybe not.
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If it makes you feel any better,
I forgot you wanted herbal.
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