1 00:00:07,567 --> 00:00:10,615 Hey, uh... Where are we? I thought you were driving me home. 2 00:00:10,616 --> 00:00:13,150 Oh, I am. I just took a little detour to give you a taste of 3 00:00:13,152 --> 00:00:15,304 what I do for a living. 4 00:00:15,305 --> 00:00:17,456 [Exhales] See that stop sign? 5 00:00:17,491 --> 00:00:21,122 - Yeah. - As a Sonoma County civil engineer, 6 00:00:21,157 --> 00:00:24,458 I processed the paperwork that made that stop sign a reality. 7 00:00:24,793 --> 00:00:27,288 - Very impressive. - Yeah. 8 00:00:27,323 --> 00:00:29,965 City council was pushing for a light, but I didn't think 9 00:00:29,967 --> 00:00:32,605 the traffic flow justified the expense to the taxpayers. 10 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:38,257 Well, as someone who recently started paying taxes, I thank you. 11 00:00:39,088 --> 00:00:42,228 How 'bout that yield sign? What a beauty. Is that you? 12 00:00:42,263 --> 00:00:46,527 Nah. That was another guy in my office. 13 00:00:46,528 --> 00:00:48,660 Brett. Such a jerk. 14 00:00:50,186 --> 00:00:54,762 Well, you know what? I think the stop sign's much nicer. 15 00:00:54,797 --> 00:00:57,988 - Right? Thank you! - Yeah. 16 00:00:58,023 --> 00:01:00,892 Hey, maybe next time, um, we can drive 17 00:01:00,941 --> 00:01:03,189 to Petaluma. I'll show you a traffic circle there 18 00:01:03,224 --> 00:01:07,288 - that will blow your mind. - I'd like that. 19 00:01:14,839 --> 00:01:18,437 Hey, um... I gotta run something by you. 20 00:01:18,472 --> 00:01:21,328 - Sure. - I like you. 21 00:01:21,363 --> 00:01:24,505 - Good, I like you. - Yeah? 22 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:27,383 I don't show my stop sign to just anyone. 23 00:01:30,383 --> 00:01:33,702 Anyway, I... I want to take this real slow. 24 00:01:33,737 --> 00:01:35,985 - That's fine. - You sure? 25 00:01:36,020 --> 00:01:37,845 Yeah, of course. 26 00:01:38,726 --> 00:01:44,535 - How slow? - [Laughs] Until we get to know 27 00:01:44,570 --> 00:01:47,617 each other better, sex is off the table. 28 00:01:47,618 --> 00:01:50,319 And any other furniture. 29 00:01:50,354 --> 00:01:55,604 - Okay. - [Laughs] Wow. 30 00:01:55,639 --> 00:01:58,540 - What? - I've said that to other men before, 31 00:01:58,575 --> 00:02:02,825 - but I never actually meant it. - Should I feel special? 32 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,993 Yeah, yes. You should. 33 00:02:10,077 --> 00:02:12,452 Question: Do you like to hike? 34 00:02:12,487 --> 00:02:14,885 'Cause I was thinking maybe next Saturday I'd take you to 35 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:17,098 this beautiful trail. It's about an hour North of here. 36 00:02:17,133 --> 00:02:21,622 - Yeah, sure. - Just a heads up: I'm-I'm a bit of 37 00:02:21,657 --> 00:02:24,813 a nature buff. It's kind of my thing. Camping, fishing, 38 00:02:24,848 --> 00:02:27,869 rock climbing, you name it. [Distantly] If it's outdoors... 39 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:33,646 [Grunting, panting] [Christy moaning] 40 00:02:33,984 --> 00:02:36,595 When I was eight, I joined the club scouts and I was just 41 00:02:36,630 --> 00:02:41,982 immediately hooked. It was like... finally, I found my people! 42 00:02:42,017 --> 00:02:46,241 And... I proceeded to get pretty much every merit badge 43 00:02:46,276 --> 00:02:48,969 known to man. Uh, my mom actually had to 44 00:02:49,004 --> 00:02:51,448 [distantly] make an extra-wide sash to hold them... 45 00:02:51,483 --> 00:02:54,490 [grunting] 46 00:02:57,381 --> 00:02:59,792 [Christy panting] 47 00:03:05,194 --> 00:03:08,754 - You're amazing. - You sound like my Mom. [Laughs] 48 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,734 Uh, okay, um... 49 00:03:14,735 --> 00:03:18,922 - Well, good night. - Good night. 50 00:03:23,201 --> 00:03:27,877 - No. Uh... I gotta go. Night! - Night. 51 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:33,802 - Looking forward to our hike. - Our what? 52 00:03:34,321 --> 00:03:37,368 1x06 - Abstinence and Pudding 53 00:03:46,682 --> 00:03:49,311 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 54 00:03:50,967 --> 00:03:55,293 So he pulled over to show me this stop sign he made... 55 00:03:55,295 --> 00:03:57,896 - What? - I don't know... made, painted, installed... 56 00:03:57,898 --> 00:04:02,925 I wasn't listening. I was too busy fantasizing about being in 57 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:06,069 the back seat with him, doing it like a couple of ninth graders. 58 00:04:06,071 --> 00:04:10,543 - Ninth grade? - Tenth? 59 00:04:11,228 --> 00:04:16,413 - What grade makes me sound normal? - Never mind. So what happened? 60 00:04:16,415 --> 00:04:19,581 - I stuck to the plan and played it slow. - Good for you. 61 00:04:19,583 --> 00:04:23,452 Thanks. Although, I am ashamed of what I did when 62 00:04:23,454 --> 00:04:27,189 - I went in the house. - Oh, please, that's nothing to be 63 00:04:27,191 --> 00:04:31,794 - embarrassed about. You're a grown woman. - No... No! Not that. 64 00:04:31,829 --> 00:04:35,066 - Oh. - I ate all of my son's pudding cups. 65 00:04:35,101 --> 00:04:37,933 - Oh. - Six of them. 66 00:04:37,935 --> 00:04:40,988 My farts smelled like butterscotch. 67 00:04:42,596 --> 00:04:45,619 Well, well, well. 68 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:51,745 - Isn't this a surprise? - Hi, Mom. You know Marjorie 69 00:04:51,747 --> 00:04:54,875 - from the meeting. - Oh, I do. 70 00:04:56,804 --> 00:04:59,368 - Marjorie. - Bonnie. 71 00:05:00,511 --> 00:05:02,789 - Would you like to join us? - I'd like to join you, 72 00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:09,011 - but I'll make the best of it. - Marjorie has been giving me 73 00:05:09,044 --> 00:05:12,276 - some really good relationship advice. - Bonnie: Is that so? 74 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:15,124 Why wouldn't you come to your own mother for that? 75 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:19,114 The same reason I don't come to you for advice about beekeeping. 76 00:05:19,149 --> 00:05:24,140 - You know nothing about it. - For the record, 77 00:05:24,175 --> 00:05:27,512 I've had hundreds of successful relationships with men. 78 00:05:28,514 --> 00:05:33,534 The fact that you don't know what you just said is horrifying. 79 00:05:34,069 --> 00:05:38,555 - What did I say? - You know, these things aren't always 80 00:05:38,557 --> 00:05:43,454 judged on quantity. I was with one wonderful man for 30 years. 81 00:05:43,489 --> 00:05:45,723 - And then he left you. - He died. 82 00:05:45,735 --> 00:05:50,287 - Spin it however you want. - Marjorie's just trying to help me. 83 00:05:50,397 --> 00:05:53,590 Oh, I get it. You think she's wise 'cause she's old. 84 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:59,942 - So what's your big advice? - Well, I told your daughter, who 85 00:05:59,944 --> 00:06:02,092 came to me instead of you... 86 00:06:02,093 --> 00:06:06,309 ...that if she really wants something meaningful with this guy, 87 00:06:06,344 --> 00:06:10,632 she shouldn't have sex with him for at least three months. 88 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:12,663 [Loud laughing] 89 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:18,470 I'm sorry, that's not a joke? 90 00:06:18,505 --> 00:06:21,242 - No. - Oh, come on. What if she waits 91 00:06:21,299 --> 00:06:24,725 three months and then finds out he can't deliver the goods? 92 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:28,480 True intimacy doesn't depend on "delivering the goods." 93 00:06:28,515 --> 00:06:31,777 Oh, Marjorie. You make me sad. 94 00:06:32,778 --> 00:06:35,019 Well, what does this guy say? 95 00:06:35,118 --> 00:06:38,627 - Is he okay with taking it slow? - He thinks it's a great idea. 96 00:06:38,662 --> 00:06:41,622 - Flag on the play. - What? 97 00:06:41,657 --> 00:06:45,736 Real men don't go slow. He's either lying, gay or he's packing a gherkin. 98 00:06:47,325 --> 00:06:49,810 - It's a little pickle. - I know what it is! 99 00:06:50,470 --> 00:06:54,997 Just do yourself a favor. If you're going to wait, 100 00:06:55,032 --> 00:06:57,716 at least make sure there's something worth waiting for. 101 00:06:58,134 --> 00:07:01,808 Oh, what's she supposed to do? Ask him to whip it out? 102 00:07:01,843 --> 00:07:05,943 No. Show a little class, Marjorie. 103 00:07:07,178 --> 00:07:09,334 Do a drive-by. 104 00:07:09,369 --> 00:07:12,293 - A drive-by? - A drive-by. 105 00:07:12,328 --> 00:07:17,086 You know, cruise by the general vicinity. 106 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:21,730 Send your knee on a fact-finding mission. 107 00:07:21,765 --> 00:07:24,433 Oh, god. Do you believe her? 108 00:07:24,468 --> 00:07:29,392 It's actually not bad advice. My late husband loved me, 109 00:07:29,427 --> 00:07:33,599 but wow... there was not a lot to work with. 110 00:07:34,156 --> 00:07:37,192 Twerkin' the gherkin. 111 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:43,520 Okay. I gotta go. Thanks, Marjorie. 112 00:07:43,555 --> 00:07:45,980 I don't know how I would get through this without you. 113 00:07:46,015 --> 00:07:49,175 - Oh, you're welcome, dear. - And, Mom... 114 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:52,504 ...nice jacket. 115 00:08:05,002 --> 00:08:10,099 - So how long you been a widow? - Little over eight years. 116 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,205 That's tough. 117 00:08:14,497 --> 00:08:18,306 Want to come with me to a cop bar? 118 00:08:22,455 --> 00:08:26,587 - Since when do you bake pies? - Since the pastry Chef 119 00:08:26,688 --> 00:08:29,443 - threw a hissy fit and quit. - What happened? 120 00:08:29,459 --> 00:08:32,485 I got tired of having sex with her. What do you mean, "what happened?" 121 00:08:32,987 --> 00:08:36,523 Chef Rudy, we need to hire a new pastry Chef right away. 122 00:08:36,525 --> 00:08:40,291 - And this time, let's get a man. - Like that'll stop me. 123 00:08:41,545 --> 00:08:45,965 - You zig, I zag. - But you don't know anything about desserts. 124 00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:48,400 Well, up until recently, I didn't know anything about bisexuality, 125 00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:50,036 but I'm a quick study. Right, Paul? 126 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,641 I, uh... I texted you 127 00:08:59,676 --> 00:09:01,846 - three times last night. - I know. 128 00:09:01,848 --> 00:09:04,515 - Why didn't you text me back? - I was on a date. 129 00:09:04,517 --> 00:09:07,819 So? I was having dinner with my in-laws... I still found the time. 130 00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:12,966 Gabriel, you have a lovely wife. Why can't you find happiness at home? 131 00:09:13,001 --> 00:09:15,559 It doesn't work that way when you marry for money. 132 00:09:16,283 --> 00:09:20,951 I don't know what to tell you. I hear Chef Rudy is experimenting. 133 00:09:20,986 --> 00:09:24,377 Maybe you could find happiness with him. 134 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,810 Who ate all my pudding? 135 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:40,824 - Wasn't me. - Okay, I'm out of here. 136 00:09:40,859 --> 00:09:44,506 - Mom, did you eat my pudding? - Um, no. 137 00:09:46,308 --> 00:09:48,556 Maybe you ate it. 138 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:53,999 Did I? I think I'm losing my mind. 139 00:09:55,263 --> 00:09:58,433 What's the story here? Are you a lesbian now? 140 00:09:58,435 --> 00:10:03,471 - I'm going hiking with Adam. - Since when do you hike? 141 00:10:03,579 --> 00:10:08,513 I don't. I'm faking it to please a man. It's what we do. 142 00:10:08,548 --> 00:10:14,106 - Hey, wait, can I ask you something? - Yes. These are your jeans. 143 00:10:14,141 --> 00:10:19,452 - No. I just need some advice about Luke. - Oh. Really? 144 00:10:20,538 --> 00:10:23,265 You wanna talk to your old Ma? 145 00:10:23,266 --> 00:10:27,428 - That's great. So, what's going on? - Ever since he found out 146 00:10:27,429 --> 00:10:29,795 I'm pregnant, he's afraid to have sex with me. 147 00:10:33,646 --> 00:10:37,427 Huh. What else is going on? 148 00:10:38,951 --> 00:10:43,341 Nothing. That's it. He's scared he's gonna hurt the baby. 149 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:48,679 - Right. Sure. - So... 150 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:55,175 So, uh... I guess you could explain to Luke that... 151 00:10:55,210 --> 00:10:57,176 there are certain... 152 00:11:02,435 --> 00:11:05,972 sexual... positions, um... 153 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:10,541 which would allow him to... 154 00:11:10,675 --> 00:11:13,573 I can't do this! Google it! 155 00:11:15,072 --> 00:11:19,087 I'm so glad we can talk like this! 156 00:11:24,340 --> 00:11:28,518 - Hey, um, we're still going slow, right? - Yeah. 157 00:11:28,553 --> 00:11:31,787 - Okay. - But even if we weren't, 158 00:11:31,789 --> 00:11:35,528 - I'm not doing it in the freakin' woods! - Right. 159 00:11:36,299 --> 00:11:38,761 [Thunder crashes] 160 00:11:39,223 --> 00:11:43,929 - Oh, that's not good. - We have time to get back, don't we? 161 00:11:44,009 --> 00:11:48,094 Um... [Raining] No. 162 00:11:53,158 --> 00:11:55,516 Hello?! 163 00:11:56,892 --> 00:11:59,146 - Hey, I don't think anybody's home. - Wait here. 164 00:11:59,148 --> 00:12:01,392 - Where are you going? - Just wait! 165 00:12:03,101 --> 00:12:04,721 [Glass breaks] 166 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:11,421 - Come on in! - God! I'm not really comfortable 167 00:12:11,691 --> 00:12:12,996 with breaking and entering. 168 00:12:13,031 --> 00:12:18,204 - For you, it's just entering. - It's a good point. 169 00:12:18,639 --> 00:12:22,434 You're luring me into a life of crime here. 170 00:12:22,436 --> 00:12:26,572 Oh, don't worry. If the owners come back, we'll just kill 'em. 171 00:12:27,267 --> 00:12:33,047 - You know how to make a fire? - Do I know how to make a fire? 172 00:12:35,866 --> 00:12:40,639 You gotta admit, though, cabin in the woods, rainy night. 173 00:12:40,674 --> 00:12:46,229 - It's kind of romantic. - Yes, yes, it is. 174 00:12:46,264 --> 00:12:48,622 Excuse me. 175 00:12:53,654 --> 00:12:57,599 Hi, Marjorie? It's Christy. 176 00:12:57,835 --> 00:13:02,948 So, listen, I think god wants me to get laid. 177 00:13:13,855 --> 00:13:17,721 - It's too bad we don't have any marshmallows. - Oh, but we do. 178 00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:21,255 - Really? - That's right. 179 00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:23,860 A good scout never leaves home without a s'mores kit. 180 00:13:25,748 --> 00:13:29,201 - Do you want...? - Uh, no, maybe later. 181 00:13:30,193 --> 00:13:37,106 - Uh! It is really comfy here. - Yeah, yeah. 182 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,933 - Are you mad at me? - Why would I be mad at you? 183 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:50,754 I don't know. 'Cause we're not taking advantage of the comfy-ness. 184 00:13:51,217 --> 00:13:56,829 - Is that an option? - No, it's not. I checked. 185 00:13:58,043 --> 00:14:02,030 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, it's just not how 186 00:14:02,032 --> 00:14:05,646 - I usually do things. - What does that mean? 187 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:10,854 Well, in the past, I would jump into bed 188 00:14:10,889 --> 00:14:16,295 with a guy right away 'cause I was afraid if I didn't, he'd... leave. 189 00:14:16,947 --> 00:14:21,349 Why the heck would anyone leave you? You're-you're wonderful. 190 00:14:26,598 --> 00:14:28,744 I didn't think so. 191 00:14:29,049 --> 00:14:32,022 It's weird. I've never left anyone I've slept with. 192 00:14:34,828 --> 00:14:37,082 What's this now? 193 00:14:37,654 --> 00:14:40,428 I always thought it was such a miracle that a woman would have 194 00:14:40,429 --> 00:14:43,804 sex with me, the least I could do was give her the rest of my life. 195 00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:49,782 - You didn't actually say that to them? - [Scoffs] That's a mistake 196 00:14:49,817 --> 00:14:55,104 you only make once. Unless you're me, and then you do it every time. 197 00:14:56,119 --> 00:15:00,378 Yeah, you know, maybe it's good that we're waiting. 198 00:15:01,666 --> 00:15:04,183 Yeah, maybe. 199 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:13,777 - This is nice. - Sure is. 200 00:15:15,777 --> 00:15:18,426 Thank you for... 201 00:15:21,091 --> 00:15:26,874 - ...being so understanding. - You're welcome. 202 00:15:27,519 --> 00:15:29,695 I'm a lucky girl. 203 00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:33,094 Yep, very lucky. 204 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:38,226 If you're curious, I can just show it to you. 205 00:15:44,321 --> 00:15:46,261 I'm just saying, I walked in on my parents 206 00:15:46,263 --> 00:15:50,315 - having sex once and it freaked me out. - This is not the same thing at all. 207 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,563 No, it's worse. Our kid can't run out of the room screaming. 208 00:15:55,758 --> 00:16:00,848 - Hey! - Mom, tell Luke that he can't hurt the baby. 209 00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:04,839 Well, if I do that, he'll have sex with you. 210 00:16:04,874 --> 00:16:07,726 Stick to your guns, buddy. [Clicks tongue] 211 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,454 - I feel like such an idiot! - Oh, honey, 212 00:16:14,489 --> 00:16:18,491 - it's gonna be okay. - No, it's not. He's never gonna call. 213 00:16:18,526 --> 00:16:21,356 - Oh, it's only been a week. - Oh, wake up. 214 00:16:21,391 --> 00:16:25,098 If a man hasn't called after three days, he might as well be dead. 215 00:16:25,714 --> 00:16:28,351 - This is all your fault. - What did I do? 216 00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:31,457 You told her not to sleep with him, and he took a hike. 217 00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:35,348 - Oh, hiking. - You see that? 218 00:16:35,383 --> 00:16:39,315 She took your advice, not mine, and now she's devastated. I win. 219 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:43,014 Honey, it's good thing you didn't sleep with him. He's a jerk. 220 00:16:43,016 --> 00:16:47,055 More bad advice. If she'd slept with him, she'd own the jerk by now. 221 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,022 - And is that what you'd want? - What's her other option? 222 00:16:50,104 --> 00:16:52,951 - I don't know, maybe meet a nice guy. - Oh, so when she cheats on him, 223 00:16:52,993 --> 00:16:55,894 she's the jerk? Think it through, Marjorie. 224 00:16:55,962 --> 00:16:59,114 I'm gonna ignore you because you're insane. 225 00:16:59,897 --> 00:17:03,787 Christy, if a man won't wait until you're ready to share 226 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:07,432 your secret garden, he's not worth a second of your time. 227 00:17:07,756 --> 00:17:10,393 "Secret garden?" 228 00:17:12,178 --> 00:17:15,667 Holy Moses, how many cats do you own? 229 00:17:17,677 --> 00:17:21,837 - Four. - [Mouthing] Wow! 230 00:17:22,548 --> 00:17:24,166 [mocking]: "Oh sure, Christy, 231 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:27,549 I'm fine going slow 'cause I'm never gonna call you anyway." 232 00:17:28,877 --> 00:17:34,175 Screw you, scoutmaster! I never want to see your stupid face again! 233 00:17:35,857 --> 00:17:39,233 - I never want to see your stupid face again! - What? 234 00:17:39,235 --> 00:17:42,339 If I'd known you were such a jerk, I would've had sex with you 235 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:45,895 - all over that cabin! - Once again, what? 236 00:17:46,009 --> 00:17:48,482 Instead, I opened myself up to you, I was totally vulnerable, 237 00:17:48,483 --> 00:17:50,955 and I told you things that I never told anybody else! 238 00:17:50,956 --> 00:17:52,480 And what do you do? You blow me off! 239 00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:54,715 Wait, hold on. I didn't blow you off. You blew me off! 240 00:17:54,721 --> 00:17:56,725 No, no, no, no! You were the one who did the blowing... 241 00:17:56,761 --> 00:18:00,888 - the blowing was done by you! - Christy, did you ever get the flowers? 242 00:18:01,595 --> 00:18:05,081 - What flowers? - The ones I dropped off at the restaurant 243 00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:08,982 - the day after we went hiking. - You sent me flowers? 244 00:18:09,017 --> 00:18:14,386 Roses. With a note saying, "I hike you." 245 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,332 - Aw. - And when I didn't hear back 246 00:18:19,384 --> 00:18:22,517 - from you, I figured you just weren't into me. - I never got them! 247 00:18:22,806 --> 00:18:25,483 That's weird. I dropped 'em off with a pasty-faced guy 248 00:18:25,524 --> 00:18:28,187 in a nice suit. He promised me he'd give 'em to you. 249 00:18:32,451 --> 00:18:36,580 - I hike you, too. - Where are you going? 250 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:40,315 I'd tell you, but I know that you're squeamish about homicide. 251 00:18:40,525 --> 00:18:41,893 Call me! 252 00:18:46,377 --> 00:18:49,586 - Where are my freaking flowers?! - What are you talking about? 253 00:18:50,517 --> 00:18:53,697 Don't screw with me! Adam said he dropped 'em off with 254 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:58,281 a pasty-faced guy in a nice suit. Nice suit, pasty face! 255 00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:04,459 - I prefer fair-skinned, but okay. - Where are they?! 256 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:06,489 Look, I know I should've given them to you, 257 00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:09,253 - but I just got so jealous. - Tell me! 258 00:19:09,288 --> 00:19:11,875 Oh, boy. This is awkward. 259 00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:14,299 You remember how you advised me 260 00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:19,015 that I should work on my relationship with my wife? 261 00:19:20,108 --> 00:19:22,305 You gave "my" flowers to "your" wife? 262 00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:25,724 If it makes you feel any better, she still wouldn't sleep with me. 263 00:19:26,779 --> 00:19:28,396 [Clears throat] 264 00:19:28,431 --> 00:19:31,804 - What's this? - What do you think it is? 265 00:19:31,927 --> 00:19:34,194 Oh. [Splat!] 266 00:19:43,663 --> 00:19:47,381 I owe you an apology. This is delicious. 267 00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:03,703 So, when are you seeing the boy scout again? 268 00:20:04,158 --> 00:20:07,745 Next Saturday. We're going fly-fishing. 269 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,600 Whatever the hell that is. 270 00:20:11,037 --> 00:20:14,201 Your "secret garden" still on lockdown? 271 00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:18,949 If you mean am I choosing to delay gratification 272 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:22,919 to ensure an emotionally fulfilling relationship, then yes. 273 00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:27,642 - And I don't want to talk about it. - Fine. What about you? 274 00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:31,561 Your boyfriend still afraid he's gonna poke the baby's eye out? 275 00:20:33,304 --> 00:20:37,600 He happens to be a very sensitive and considerate guy. And... 276 00:20:37,602 --> 00:20:40,876 I don't want to talk about it either. 277 00:20:42,487 --> 00:20:47,318 All right. If no one's gonna ask about me, I'll just tell you. 278 00:20:47,836 --> 00:20:53,501 I went home with a vice cop last night and, yes, I do want to talk about it. 279 00:20:54,390 --> 00:20:57,093 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~