1 00:00:01,924 --> 00:00:05,449 ♪ Happy birthday to you 2 00:00:05,493 --> 00:00:08,365 ♪ Keep coming back. 3 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:09,714 [applause, whooping] 4 00:00:11,903 --> 00:00:14,166 Five years sober. Congratulations. 5 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:16,668 I sponsored her four years, eleven months, 6 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:20,411 but the new sponsor gets to hold the cake. Okay. 7 00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:23,762 I gave birth to her. Look where I'm sitting. 8 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:25,068 Christy, alcoholic. 9 00:00:25,112 --> 00:00:26,113 OTHERS: Hi, Christy. 10 00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:27,766 First, I want to thank Nora, 11 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:30,595 my new sponsor, for giving me my cake 12 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:32,597 and just being the best. 13 00:00:32,641 --> 00:00:35,600 And the knife gets a twist. 14 00:00:35,644 --> 00:00:37,428 This year has been fantastic. 15 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:40,431 I was in an... an amazing, healthy relationship 16 00:00:40,475 --> 00:00:42,955 with a man who is now marrying someone else. 17 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:45,088 I think this weekend. 18 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:47,264 I didn't get into law school. 19 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:49,962 Oh, and we got robbed. At Christmas. 20 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:52,269 How's that for a lump of coal? 21 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:55,620 Does she know what "fantastic" means? 22 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:57,840 Five years ago, any one of those things 23 00:00:57,883 --> 00:00:59,581 would have destroyed me. 24 00:00:59,624 --> 00:01:01,291 But now, 25 00:01:01,296 --> 00:01:03,428 a few hours of uncontrollable sobbing, 26 00:01:03,472 --> 00:01:05,604 and I'm good to go. 27 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:07,911 For example, uh, this past week, 28 00:01:07,955 --> 00:01:10,479 I gambled away $4,000 of my friend's money, 29 00:01:10,522 --> 00:01:12,873 and stranded my mom in a jail cell. 30 00:01:12,916 --> 00:01:15,614 Ooh. I got a shout-out. 31 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:18,879 But, hey, I am cleaning up my mess, 'cause that's what we do. 32 00:01:18,922 --> 00:01:22,056 And to the newcomers, please don't let all of that scare you. 33 00:01:22,099 --> 00:01:23,796 Believe it or not, 34 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:26,495 I am the best version of me that I've ever been. 35 00:01:26,538 --> 00:01:28,279 I mean, 36 00:01:28,323 --> 00:01:30,934 I haven't slept with anyone in this room, so... 37 00:01:30,978 --> 00:01:32,980 that must count for something. 38 00:01:33,023 --> 00:01:34,546 Oh. 39 00:01:34,590 --> 00:01:36,897 I didn't see you there, Tim. Sorry. 40 00:01:38,942 --> 00:01:40,857 ♪♪ 41 00:01:58,875 --> 00:02:00,485 Now, I want you to do that writing 42 00:02:00,529 --> 00:02:01,965 about what you did in Reno. 43 00:02:02,009 --> 00:02:04,837 Well, I started to write about it, 44 00:02:04,881 --> 00:02:06,927 and then I started doodling, 45 00:02:06,970 --> 00:02:09,494 and, uh, then I drew a pretty funny picture 46 00:02:09,538 --> 00:02:11,148 of my mom in jail. 47 00:02:12,589 --> 00:02:15,636 Does that count? Christy. 48 00:02:15,679 --> 00:02:17,768 But if I write it all down, then I'm gonna have to look at it. 49 00:02:17,812 --> 00:02:19,509 That's the point. If you don't look at it, 50 00:02:19,552 --> 00:02:20,597 you'll end up doing it again. 51 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,555 Okay, got it. Got it, got it, got it. 52 00:02:22,599 --> 00:02:24,862 But... 53 00:02:24,906 --> 00:02:26,690 five years sober. 54 00:02:26,734 --> 00:02:28,692 [chuckles] Amazing. 55 00:02:28,736 --> 00:02:29,998 Whoo! 56 00:02:32,565 --> 00:02:34,829 I feel like I'm celebrating alone. 57 00:02:34,872 --> 00:02:38,136 I'll celebrate when you do your writing. 58 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:39,529 Okay. 59 00:02:39,572 --> 00:02:41,487 So, what's new with you? 60 00:02:41,531 --> 00:02:43,272 Uh-uh. You know I don't do the chitchat. 61 00:02:43,315 --> 00:02:45,709 But you know all the gory details of my life. 62 00:02:45,753 --> 00:02:47,842 I don't even know what your favorite color is. 63 00:02:47,885 --> 00:02:50,671 Think... about it. 64 00:02:52,150 --> 00:02:54,283 And I will see you on Tuesday. 65 00:02:54,326 --> 00:02:56,720 Yep. See you then. 66 00:02:56,764 --> 00:02:59,723 [whispers]: Nora's on the move, Christy flying in. 67 00:02:59,767 --> 00:03:01,290 [clears throat] 68 00:03:01,333 --> 00:03:02,770 Nora's not gonna join us? 69 00:03:02,813 --> 00:03:04,728 No. She doesn't do the whole 70 00:03:04,772 --> 00:03:06,208 "friends with her sponsees" thing. 71 00:03:06,251 --> 00:03:07,992 Oh. She's one of those. 72 00:03:08,036 --> 00:03:10,603 Well, some of us are able to do both. 73 00:03:10,647 --> 00:03:14,085 I have a girl crush on Bitter Marjorie. 74 00:03:14,129 --> 00:03:17,523 Bitter Marjorie would eat you alive. 75 00:03:17,567 --> 00:03:20,396 Stop it or I'll come over there. 76 00:03:20,439 --> 00:03:22,528 [laughs] 77 00:03:22,572 --> 00:03:25,749 Oh, oh, Jill, I've got some more of the money that I owe you. 78 00:03:25,793 --> 00:03:27,055 Payment number three. 79 00:03:27,098 --> 00:03:28,360 Thank you, Christy. 80 00:03:28,404 --> 00:03:30,406 Only 37 to go. 81 00:03:32,582 --> 00:03:34,845 I mean, only 37 to go! 82 00:03:34,889 --> 00:03:36,717 I'm taking extra shifts, 83 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,720 so your next payment will have a little bonus in it. 84 00:03:39,763 --> 00:03:42,679 [laughs] It's not really a bonus if it's my money. 85 00:03:45,334 --> 00:03:47,423 That's great! I can't wait! 86 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,514 Five years. 87 00:03:51,557 --> 00:03:54,560 I remember you walking into your first meeting. 88 00:03:54,604 --> 00:03:56,824 'Cause I was there. 89 00:03:56,867 --> 00:04:00,131 Oh, my God. I forgot to thank you when I took my cake. 90 00:04:00,175 --> 00:04:01,611 Really? I didn't notice. 91 00:04:03,221 --> 00:04:05,180 Well, thank you all. 92 00:04:05,223 --> 00:04:07,704 I could never have gotten this far without you guys. 93 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,619 And I definitely wouldn't be graduating. 94 00:04:09,662 --> 00:04:10,794 You hear that, Marjorie? 95 00:04:10,838 --> 00:04:12,622 We got lumped into a group thank-you. 96 00:04:12,665 --> 00:04:13,666 CHRISTY: Oh. 97 00:04:13,710 --> 00:04:15,277 Which reminds me, 98 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:18,410 I have your tickets for the graduation ceremony. 99 00:04:18,454 --> 00:04:21,936 Don't you worry, I will show up this time fully clothed. 100 00:04:21,979 --> 00:04:24,677 Honey, we're looking forward to it. 101 00:04:24,721 --> 00:04:26,767 Really, what a moment for you. 102 00:04:28,072 --> 00:04:29,987 Now? Can we do it now? 103 00:04:30,031 --> 00:04:33,034 Well, I guess we have to, don't we, poker face? 104 00:04:33,077 --> 00:04:35,297 We all chipped in 105 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:38,343 and got you a little something to wear to your graduation. 106 00:04:38,387 --> 00:04:40,302 [chuckles softly] 107 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,784 Oh, my God, they're gorgeous. 108 00:04:43,827 --> 00:04:45,786 [chuckling] 109 00:04:45,829 --> 00:04:47,396 Are these real diamonds? 110 00:04:47,439 --> 00:04:49,572 I choose not to take that personally. 111 00:04:49,615 --> 00:04:52,531 Oh, honey, you worked so hard. 112 00:04:52,575 --> 00:04:54,446 You deserve them. 113 00:04:54,490 --> 00:04:57,275 I'm not gonna lie, I feel, like, a million times better 114 00:04:57,319 --> 00:04:59,408 about myself than I did two minutes ago. 115 00:04:59,451 --> 00:05:01,410 [laughter] 116 00:05:07,068 --> 00:05:09,244 You've got to be kidding. 117 00:05:09,287 --> 00:05:12,160 I just wanted to see if it'd make me feel smarter. 118 00:05:12,203 --> 00:05:13,422 And? 119 00:05:13,465 --> 00:05:16,338 Who could feel smart in a hat this stupid? 120 00:05:16,381 --> 00:05:18,340 Well, take it off. You're stretching it out. 121 00:05:18,383 --> 00:05:20,821 Hey, let's not go down the road of who stretched out what, 122 00:05:20,864 --> 00:05:22,518 'cause I'm gonna win, pumpkin head. 123 00:05:23,998 --> 00:05:26,522 I never got to wear one of these. 124 00:05:26,565 --> 00:05:28,524 It's never too late. There's an 84-year-old lady 125 00:05:28,567 --> 00:05:30,700 in my history class, and she aced it. 126 00:05:30,743 --> 00:05:33,007 Course she did. She lived through most of it. 127 00:05:33,050 --> 00:05:37,228 The professor made that joke. He got brought up on charges. 128 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:40,362 What? 129 00:05:40,405 --> 00:05:43,887 It's just, when you were really young, 130 00:05:43,931 --> 00:05:47,891 I looked into that sweet, innocent face of yours, 131 00:05:47,935 --> 00:05:49,893 and I thought, "My little girl's 132 00:05:49,937 --> 00:05:51,852 gonna grow up to be something special." 133 00:05:51,895 --> 00:05:54,724 And then I saw you twirling in the yard, and I thought, 134 00:05:54,767 --> 00:05:56,204 "Maybe she'll be a dancer." 135 00:05:56,247 --> 00:05:58,554 And then you said, "I'm dizzy, Mom. 136 00:05:58,597 --> 00:06:00,208 It feels so good." 137 00:06:02,297 --> 00:06:05,996 And I thought, "Uh-oh." 138 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:09,130 Yeah, we both know the rest of that story. 139 00:06:09,173 --> 00:06:11,654 Yeah. But look at you now. 140 00:06:11,697 --> 00:06:14,004 I'm so proud of you. 141 00:06:14,048 --> 00:06:16,833 Thanks, Mom. 142 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,356 Are you proud of me? 143 00:06:19,923 --> 00:06:21,577 Yes. 144 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:24,232 Why? Why are you proud of me? Tell me a reason. 145 00:06:24,275 --> 00:06:26,538 Okay. Well... 146 00:06:26,582 --> 00:06:28,845 you pulled your life out of the gutter, 147 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,934 you're sober, you're getting married, 148 00:06:30,978 --> 00:06:32,675 and not because you're pregnant 149 00:06:32,718 --> 00:06:34,720 or sneaking somebody into the country. 150 00:06:34,764 --> 00:06:37,201 But none of those things get me a funny hat. 151 00:06:37,245 --> 00:06:39,856 Yes, it does. A wedding veil is a funny hat. 152 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,379 You're right. 153 00:06:41,423 --> 00:06:43,991 Oh. [gasps] You know what I could do? 154 00:06:44,034 --> 00:06:46,341 I could put on a fake mustache underneath, 155 00:06:46,384 --> 00:06:49,431 so when Adam lifts it to kiss me at the ceremony, 156 00:06:49,474 --> 00:06:52,564 he's like, "Oh! I'm marrying a third base coach!" 157 00:06:52,608 --> 00:06:55,219 Bam! Viral wedding video. 158 00:06:55,263 --> 00:06:57,178 Okay, great. This'll hold me. 159 00:06:59,049 --> 00:07:00,659 Mom. The gown. 160 00:07:00,703 --> 00:07:02,313 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 161 00:07:04,402 --> 00:07:06,535 Oh, my God! I missed you so much. 162 00:07:06,578 --> 00:07:09,016 [turns off TV] Who's my little man? 163 00:07:09,059 --> 00:07:11,105 Who's my little man? 164 00:07:11,148 --> 00:07:14,325 Did you miss me? I missed you. 165 00:07:14,369 --> 00:07:16,327 [kissing noisily] 166 00:07:16,371 --> 00:07:18,677 Hey. 167 00:07:18,721 --> 00:07:21,332 I'm starting to wonder if you like Gus better. 168 00:07:21,376 --> 00:07:24,161 Oh, please don't wonder. I definitely do. 169 00:07:24,205 --> 00:07:26,816 Before I forget, here's Christy's payment for this week. 170 00:07:26,859 --> 00:07:28,949 Hey, do we got to keep on doing this? 171 00:07:28,992 --> 00:07:30,515 I mean, Christy's practically family, 172 00:07:30,559 --> 00:07:32,822 and this is what you do with family. 173 00:07:32,865 --> 00:07:35,694 You know, you lend them money, they never pay you back, 174 00:07:35,738 --> 00:07:37,348 then you quietly resent them 175 00:07:37,392 --> 00:07:39,350 when they buy something expensive. 176 00:07:39,394 --> 00:07:41,352 But this is a different situation. 177 00:07:41,396 --> 00:07:44,007 It's important for her sobriety that she's accountable. 178 00:07:44,051 --> 00:07:46,879 Okay, okay. You're the boss. 179 00:07:46,923 --> 00:07:49,186 But is it always gonna be like this? 180 00:07:49,230 --> 00:07:51,145 Me the boss? Absolutely. 181 00:07:51,188 --> 00:07:54,844 No. This never-ending chaos around here. 182 00:07:54,887 --> 00:07:57,673 What chaos? Bail money, drunk friends... 183 00:07:57,716 --> 00:08:00,241 me not being allowed to go to my brother's wedding. 184 00:08:00,284 --> 00:08:03,548 You had a choice. Did I? 185 00:08:03,592 --> 00:08:05,942 Hey, listen, all I'm saying is, 186 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,771 are we ever gonna get to a point where we have a few days 187 00:08:08,814 --> 00:08:11,252 where there's... just not a crisis, you know? 188 00:08:11,295 --> 00:08:14,472 That we're just bored. Shh. Just be pretty. 189 00:08:18,737 --> 00:08:21,262 Ooh. Check out the pimp roll. 190 00:08:21,305 --> 00:08:25,353 Yeah. I told my customers the story of the lowly waitress 191 00:08:25,396 --> 00:08:28,269 who defied the odds to graduate from college. 192 00:08:28,312 --> 00:08:31,272 They lapped it up like sweet cream. 193 00:08:31,315 --> 00:08:34,188 Yes, people are dumb. 194 00:08:34,231 --> 00:08:37,234 Say, have you ever thought about investing that money 195 00:08:37,278 --> 00:08:39,062 in a sure thing? 196 00:08:39,106 --> 00:08:41,151 Rudy, I'm not selling fake Japanese knives 197 00:08:41,195 --> 00:08:43,414 out of the trunk of my car again. 198 00:08:43,458 --> 00:08:47,331 I was talking about the poker game that's about to start. 199 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:48,941 Oh, my God. No. 200 00:08:48,985 --> 00:08:51,596 I need this to pay back money I lost gambling. 201 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,382 Yes, but if you win, you could pay it back faster. 202 00:08:57,559 --> 00:08:59,822 No. No, I can't. 203 00:08:59,865 --> 00:09:02,868 Is that a no or a "no"? 204 00:09:02,912 --> 00:09:04,435 It's a hard no. 205 00:09:04,479 --> 00:09:06,350 I've learned my lesson. What's the buy-in? 206 00:09:06,394 --> 00:09:07,743 King-high flush. 207 00:09:07,786 --> 00:09:10,789 Well, finally you have a good hand. 208 00:09:12,269 --> 00:09:14,967 Unfortunately, mine is better. Full house. 209 00:09:15,011 --> 00:09:16,665 No! 210 00:09:16,708 --> 00:09:19,407 Must you do that after every hand? 211 00:09:22,888 --> 00:09:27,502 Ah. Paul reminds me that we have our 5:00 a.m. Pilates class. 212 00:09:27,545 --> 00:09:30,070 No, no, no, no. No one is leaving. 213 00:09:30,113 --> 00:09:32,246 I need to win my money back. 214 00:09:32,289 --> 00:09:35,597 After all... I'm just a lowly waitress 215 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,600 who defied the odds to graduate from college. 216 00:09:38,643 --> 00:09:41,559 I crawled through a tunnel to get into Arizona. 217 00:09:44,171 --> 00:09:46,303 [crying] 218 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,700 You're embarrassing yourself. 219 00:09:51,743 --> 00:09:53,136 Fine. 220 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:55,138 You told me I was gonna win. 221 00:09:55,182 --> 00:09:56,183 You told me I was gonna win. 222 00:09:56,226 --> 00:09:58,533 And what do you know? I'm up $1,500. 223 00:09:58,576 --> 00:09:59,882 Chef Rudy out. 224 00:09:59,925 --> 00:10:02,145 So help me God, I will tell everyone 225 00:10:02,189 --> 00:10:04,930 your housemaid gnocchi is from Costco. 226 00:10:04,974 --> 00:10:07,194 What the hell, one more hand. 227 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,571 Everybody get some sparkling cider so we can toast 228 00:10:15,576 --> 00:10:17,304 the graduation girl when she gets here. 229 00:10:17,620 --> 00:10:19,282 You throw a nice party, Jill. 230 00:10:19,287 --> 00:10:20,684 Honey, should we have our wedding here? 231 00:10:20,689 --> 00:10:22,081 As long as the baby beef Wellington 232 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:23,648 is part of the package. 233 00:10:23,692 --> 00:10:25,737 Is this room booked next June 2nd? 234 00:10:25,781 --> 00:10:28,261 If I'm the maid of honor, we can talk about it. 235 00:10:28,305 --> 00:10:29,741 Christy who? 236 00:10:30,916 --> 00:10:32,744 I didn't expect to see you here. 237 00:10:32,788 --> 00:10:36,095 I thought you didn't do the "friends with sponsees" thing. 238 00:10:36,139 --> 00:10:40,099 Well, it's a special occasion. And I'm mad at my husband. 239 00:10:40,143 --> 00:10:42,058 Christy's coming. Christy's coming. 240 00:10:42,101 --> 00:10:44,147 Everybody line up tallest to smallest. 241 00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:45,844 Why? It's not The Sound of Music. 242 00:10:46,889 --> 00:10:50,544 Hi. OTHERS: Hey! 243 00:10:50,588 --> 00:10:53,373 Oh. Oh, my God, you guys. Thanks. 244 00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:56,899 Ah, they didn't tackle me before I left, so it's official. 245 00:10:56,942 --> 00:10:58,030 [laughter] 246 00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,032 BOTH: I'd like to propose a... 247 00:11:01,251 --> 00:11:03,862 I'd like to propose... 248 00:11:03,906 --> 00:11:05,995 No, you go. No, go ahead. 249 00:11:06,038 --> 00:11:08,562 I'll go. I paid for everything. 250 00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:09,868 To Christy. 251 00:11:09,912 --> 00:11:12,044 From the cheap seats, it was hard to tell 252 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,351 you were 20 years older than everybody else. 253 00:11:15,744 --> 00:11:19,182 I think what we're all trying to say is congratulation 254 00:11:19,225 --> 00:11:21,532 on being our group's first college graduate. 255 00:11:21,575 --> 00:11:23,142 Well, I graduated from college. 256 00:11:23,186 --> 00:11:24,491 So did I. I'm a nurse. 257 00:11:24,535 --> 00:11:25,362 I have a master's. 258 00:11:25,405 --> 00:11:27,277 Yale School of Drama. 259 00:11:30,759 --> 00:11:33,718 Fine, this day is no big deal. Congratulations, honey. 260 00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:36,503 Apple juice and lobster. 261 00:11:36,547 --> 00:11:38,157 I feel like a rich five-year-old. 262 00:11:38,201 --> 00:11:40,203 Speech! Short speech. 263 00:11:40,246 --> 00:11:42,466 None of this could've happened 264 00:11:42,509 --> 00:11:44,163 without the support of my friends. 265 00:11:44,207 --> 00:11:45,643 I love you all. 266 00:11:45,687 --> 00:11:46,818 Yay. 267 00:11:46,862 --> 00:11:48,646 Congratulations. 268 00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:50,343 Oh. Thank you. Mm-hmm. 269 00:11:50,387 --> 00:11:51,693 This wasn't necessary. 270 00:11:51,736 --> 00:11:53,956 Well, every college graduate needs a nice pen. 271 00:11:53,999 --> 00:11:56,523 You really want me to write stuff down, don't you? 272 00:11:57,786 --> 00:11:59,613 It's beautiful. Thank you. 273 00:11:59,657 --> 00:12:01,833 It's lovely and practical. 274 00:12:01,877 --> 00:12:04,096 Show Nora what we got you. 275 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,838 Darn it. I knew I forgot something. 276 00:12:06,882 --> 00:12:08,840 You forgot to wear the only diamond earrings 277 00:12:08,884 --> 00:12:10,233 you've ever had? 278 00:12:10,276 --> 00:12:12,017 I was nervous. 279 00:12:12,061 --> 00:12:13,976 I was afraid I was gonna lose them. 280 00:12:14,019 --> 00:12:15,629 Wait, I'm confused. 281 00:12:15,673 --> 00:12:17,936 You forgot them or you were afraid of losing them? 282 00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:19,808 Both? 283 00:12:19,851 --> 00:12:21,897 Christy, what's going on? 284 00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:24,334 I lost them. 285 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,336 I told you she wasn't ready for diamonds. 286 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,946 Hang on. 287 00:12:27,990 --> 00:12:30,209 Where was the last place you saw them? 288 00:12:33,038 --> 00:12:34,997 In the middle of a poker table. 289 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,041 What? 290 00:12:36,085 --> 00:12:37,347 Oh, no. 291 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,522 You bet them? 292 00:12:38,565 --> 00:12:39,697 I'm sorry. 293 00:12:39,741 --> 00:12:40,829 I don't know what's happening to me. 294 00:12:40,872 --> 00:12:42,395 Nothing is happening to you. 295 00:12:42,439 --> 00:12:44,528 You did this to yourself. Mom, please, I... 296 00:12:44,571 --> 00:12:47,879 No, you give me so much crap for every single mistake I make. 297 00:12:47,923 --> 00:12:49,968 Honey, it's a party. I don't care. 298 00:12:50,012 --> 00:12:51,709 You left me in jail, 299 00:12:51,753 --> 00:12:53,885 you gambled away my fiancé's money, 300 00:12:53,929 --> 00:12:55,408 you gambled away Jill's money, 301 00:12:55,452 --> 00:12:57,497 and now you lost our graduation present to you? 302 00:12:57,541 --> 00:13:00,283 You have a problem and you don't get to pout 303 00:13:00,326 --> 00:13:03,808 and bat your big, blue eyes and adorable your way out of it. 304 00:13:03,852 --> 00:13:07,464 Bonnie... No, I'm angry and you all should be, too! 305 00:13:14,558 --> 00:13:16,516 Well, you people better eat, 306 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,562 'cause there is no more fun to be had! 307 00:13:21,521 --> 00:13:23,175 You know, I really thought the drive 308 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,134 was gonna wash some of the horror off me, 309 00:13:25,177 --> 00:13:27,658 but I'm still incredibly uncomfortable. 310 00:13:27,701 --> 00:13:29,486 Well, then you might want to cover your ears 311 00:13:29,529 --> 00:13:31,140 'cause round two is about to start. 312 00:13:31,183 --> 00:13:32,750 Hang on. Let me get a beer for this. 313 00:13:32,794 --> 00:13:35,405 Christy! Come on, let's do this. 314 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,886 How you handle this kind of conflict on apple cider, 315 00:13:37,929 --> 00:13:40,453 I-I'll never understand. 316 00:13:40,497 --> 00:13:43,282 Ignoring me won't help you. 317 00:13:47,025 --> 00:13:49,419 Why haven't I taught you how to fetch beer yet? 318 00:13:50,812 --> 00:13:53,292 She's not here.Her car is here. 319 00:13:53,336 --> 00:13:54,772 Well, where the hell is she? 320 00:13:54,816 --> 00:13:56,339 Where'd she go, boy? Where'd she go? 321 00:13:56,382 --> 00:13:57,993 Did she fall down the old well? 322 00:13:58,036 --> 00:14:00,038 You think this is funny? 323 00:14:00,082 --> 00:14:02,519 No, no, I do not. 324 00:14:02,562 --> 00:14:03,912 Give me a little reality check here. 325 00:14:03,955 --> 00:14:05,739 Was I that out of line? Of course not. 326 00:14:05,783 --> 00:14:07,306 I mean, everything I said had to be said. 327 00:14:07,350 --> 00:14:08,481 Right? Okay. Absolutely. Okay. 328 00:14:08,525 --> 00:14:09,874 I mean, the only question might be: 329 00:14:09,918 --> 00:14:12,181 was that the right time to say it? 330 00:14:13,225 --> 00:14:15,749 But I think it was. 331 00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:17,490 What are you trying to say? 332 00:14:17,534 --> 00:14:19,014 Me? I'm not trying to say anything. 333 00:14:20,537 --> 00:14:22,669 I think there may be others who felt 334 00:14:22,713 --> 00:14:24,976 that this was kind of Christy's special night, but... 335 00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:27,326 Stay here in case she comes home. 336 00:14:27,370 --> 00:14:29,154 I'm gonna go look for her. 337 00:14:29,198 --> 00:14:31,069 [door opens, closes] 338 00:14:31,113 --> 00:14:34,856 Gus. This is a beer. 339 00:14:34,899 --> 00:14:37,206 Daddy likes beer. 340 00:14:38,772 --> 00:14:41,340 Let's go teach you how to open the fridge! 341 00:14:41,384 --> 00:14:44,256 Come on! 342 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,911 She's been gone over an hour, Marjorie. 343 00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:49,479 I'm starting to get a little nervous. 344 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,220 Okay. 345 00:14:51,263 --> 00:14:52,830 Yeah, maybe my timing wasn't great, 346 00:14:52,874 --> 00:14:55,833 but it needed to be said. 347 00:14:55,877 --> 00:14:58,575 If I want your opinion, I'll ask for it. 348 00:14:58,618 --> 00:15:00,794 Yes, I know I asked for it. 349 00:15:00,838 --> 00:15:03,188 Just call me if she turns up. 350 00:15:04,624 --> 00:15:07,018 Jackass. 351 00:15:07,062 --> 00:15:08,890 Oh, thank God. 352 00:15:15,635 --> 00:15:18,421 Want a lift? Go away. 353 00:15:18,464 --> 00:15:20,814 Come on. I hate it as much as you do, 354 00:15:20,858 --> 00:15:22,686 but we got to talk about this. 355 00:15:22,729 --> 00:15:24,731 Let me walk in peace. 356 00:15:24,775 --> 00:15:26,472 Okay. 357 00:15:29,127 --> 00:15:32,739 I got half a tank of gas. I will wear you down. 358 00:15:38,006 --> 00:15:41,748 News flash: cars can go backwards. 359 00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:43,881 Christy, 360 00:15:43,925 --> 00:15:45,839 the last time you ran away, 361 00:15:45,883 --> 00:15:49,539 I let you go and I didn't see you for two years. 362 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,584 Will you please get in the car? 363 00:16:00,332 --> 00:16:04,684 I'm only doing this because I chose to run away in high heels. 364 00:16:04,728 --> 00:16:08,384 Look... it's been brought to my attention 365 00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:11,300 that my timing might not have been so great. 366 00:16:11,343 --> 00:16:14,172 Really? That had to be brought to your attention? 367 00:16:14,216 --> 00:16:16,348 I could've waited till after the party, 368 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,089 but I stand by what I said. 369 00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:20,135 Okay, fine. I screwed up. 370 00:16:20,178 --> 00:16:21,875 I hate to break it to you, sweetie, 371 00:16:21,919 --> 00:16:23,834 but that was not just a screwup. 372 00:16:23,877 --> 00:16:26,010 You've got a serious gambling problem. 373 00:16:26,054 --> 00:16:28,012 That's a little dramatic. 374 00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:30,536 No, it's not. I'm scared for you. 375 00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:33,670 I have seen this take people out just like drugs and drinking. 376 00:16:33,713 --> 00:16:35,715 This isn't anything like my drinking. 377 00:16:35,759 --> 00:16:38,631 I don't do it every day. It's not ruining my life. 378 00:16:38,675 --> 00:16:41,460 Really? Who's wearing your diamond earrings right now? 379 00:16:43,332 --> 00:16:45,856 A busboy's six-month-old daughter. 380 00:16:47,901 --> 00:16:50,469 It can't be like my drinking. 381 00:16:50,513 --> 00:16:52,602 Why not? 382 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,647 Because I can't have another addiction. 383 00:16:54,691 --> 00:16:56,345 I can't be that broken. 384 00:17:01,741 --> 00:17:03,178 Sure you can. 385 00:17:07,747 --> 00:17:10,446 All right, Christy, think you got some amends to make. 386 00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:14,406 I know. It just doesn't feel like the right time. 387 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,930 Oh. Well, in that case, do it now. 388 00:17:16,974 --> 00:17:18,454 Okay. 389 00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:20,325 Call me after. 390 00:17:20,369 --> 00:17:22,327 You really didn't know what you were 391 00:17:22,371 --> 00:17:23,894 getting into with me, did you? 392 00:17:23,937 --> 00:17:26,723 Nope. But I like a challenge. 393 00:17:26,766 --> 00:17:29,769 [gasps] You just hugged me. 394 00:17:29,813 --> 00:17:30,988 Oh, good Lord. 395 00:17:31,032 --> 00:17:32,642 I'm hugging you. I went to your party. 396 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,470 I'm just breaking all my doggone rules. 397 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:36,559 Before you know it, we'll be at the movies. 398 00:17:36,602 --> 00:17:38,778 Never. 399 00:17:38,822 --> 00:17:40,693 Hey, guys. 400 00:17:42,782 --> 00:17:46,047 I owe you an amends, and that's an understatement. 401 00:17:47,222 --> 00:17:49,093 Those earrings meant so much to me, 402 00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:50,834 and I just threw them away. 403 00:17:52,183 --> 00:17:54,316 It was wrong and I'm sorry. 404 00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:56,144 Thank you, Christy. 405 00:17:57,884 --> 00:18:00,148 I accept your amends. 406 00:18:00,191 --> 00:18:02,106 I'm still pissed. 407 00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:04,326 And if anything good ever happens to you again, 408 00:18:04,369 --> 00:18:06,371 all you're getting from me is a high five. 409 00:18:07,981 --> 00:18:10,419 And maybe a blouse I don't like anymore. 410 00:18:11,855 --> 00:18:13,465 What'd I miss? 411 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:14,640 Christy just made an amends. 412 00:18:14,684 --> 00:18:18,557 Damn it! That stupid Big Gulp. 413 00:18:18,601 --> 00:18:21,430 Okay. Enough of this. I'm starving. Let's go eat. 414 00:18:21,473 --> 00:18:23,780 Actually, I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight. 415 00:18:23,823 --> 00:18:25,390 Are you sure? 416 00:18:25,434 --> 00:18:27,827 Yeah, you guys go ahead. I'll close up. 417 00:18:27,871 --> 00:18:30,221 All right. See you at home, then. 418 00:18:30,265 --> 00:18:32,180 See you soon.Good night. 419 00:18:50,894 --> 00:18:53,157 MAN: Before we start, we have a few things to go over. 420 00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:54,985 The community center asked us not to smoke on the property. 421 00:18:55,028 --> 00:18:58,206 Excuse me. Is this the Gamblers Anonymous meeting? 422 00:18:58,249 --> 00:19:00,512 It is. You coming in? 423 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,906 Yeah. I guess I am. 424 00:19:02,949 --> 00:19:04,299 MAN: You will be towed. 425 00:19:04,342 --> 00:19:05,909 Please respect these requests 426 00:19:05,952 --> 00:19:07,998 so we can continue to have our meetings here. 427 00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:09,304 Thanks. 428 00:19:09,347 --> 00:19:10,653 MAN: ...and out of respect for the speaker, 429 00:19:10,696 --> 00:19:12,344 don't text during the meeting. 430 00:19:17,527 --> 00:19:19,007 Hey. Hey. 431 00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:21,531 I brought this home for you, but then I got hungry. 432 00:19:21,575 --> 00:19:24,360 It's okay. I'm not. 433 00:19:24,404 --> 00:19:26,841 How was your night? 434 00:19:26,884 --> 00:19:31,933 Well, I went to my first Gamblers Anonymous meeting. 435 00:19:31,976 --> 00:19:34,370 You did? Why didn't you tell me? 436 00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:36,851 I didn't want to say anything 437 00:19:36,894 --> 00:19:38,722 unless I knew I was really doing it. 438 00:19:38,766 --> 00:19:40,420 And it looks like I'm doing it. 439 00:19:42,596 --> 00:19:45,512 I got my first day pin. They don't do chips. 440 00:19:45,555 --> 00:19:48,819 Ah, I bet they learned that the hard way. 441 00:19:48,863 --> 00:19:50,995 [sighs] 442 00:19:51,039 --> 00:19:54,390 It was tough walking in there. 443 00:19:54,434 --> 00:19:56,653 But on the plus side, I was the youngest 444 00:19:56,697 --> 00:20:00,004 and the only woman who wasn't wearing a tracksuit. 445 00:20:00,048 --> 00:20:03,181 Those are the two ways I tell you apart from Marjorie. 446 00:20:03,225 --> 00:20:06,054 I really know how to ruin my life, don't I? 447 00:20:06,097 --> 00:20:09,187 You learned from the best. 448 00:20:09,231 --> 00:20:11,276 But, hey, you're doing something about it. 449 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,454 [both sigh] 450 00:20:14,497 --> 00:20:16,717 I'm gonna go take a shower. 451 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:20,503 I smell like cigars and ruined marriages. 452 00:20:20,547 --> 00:20:23,463 Oh, uh, hey, before you go, what's this? 453 00:20:23,506 --> 00:20:25,421 What is it? I don't know. 454 00:20:25,465 --> 00:20:27,162 You should open it. 455 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:32,428 Oh, my God, I got into law school! 456 00:20:32,472 --> 00:20:34,648 You did?! 457 00:20:35,088 --> 00:20:36,809 You steamed it? Razor blade. 458 00:20:36,814 --> 00:20:39,619 If you'd hold it the wrong way, it would've fallen on the floor. 459 00:20:39,663 --> 00:20:41,839 Is it okay if I jump up and down? 460 00:20:41,882 --> 00:20:43,188 You better jump up and down! 461 00:20:43,231 --> 00:20:44,537 I've been doing it for half an hour! 462 00:20:44,581 --> 00:20:46,931 Ah! Ah, Mom! 463 00:20:46,974 --> 00:20:48,933 [both laughing] 464 00:20:51,805 --> 00:20:54,852 Now all I need is $150,000 to pay for it! 465 00:20:54,895 --> 00:20:57,855 One day at a time, honey! Ah!