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NEWSMAN: ...was very sorry for
the plane's unauthorized landing

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and the death
of the Chinese pilot.

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The plane left Guam...
What are you still doing here?

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What do you mean?

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Well, don't you have school?

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Nope.

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What about work?

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I killed myself studying
for the LSATs.

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I'm taking a few days off.

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So you're just gonna be...

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here?

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That's the plan.

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Huh.

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What's she doing home?

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She's taking a few days off.

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So she's just gonna be... here?

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Am I really that big
of a monkey wrench?

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No, don't be silly.
Listen, I'm gonna split.

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Sorry, honey.

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I'm as blindsided
as you are.

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Adam, I didn't mean
to chase you out.

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Oh, no, it's not about you,
Christy. Call me if she leaves.

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What the hell goes on here
when I'm gone?

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Don't ask the question

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if you don't want to
picture the answer.

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I watch The View
at 11:00.

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Is that gonna
be a problem?

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Can I watch with you?

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[groans]
[knocking]

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Geez. Now there's
someone at the door?

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This day is a disaster.

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Yeah?
I'm sorry to bother you.
Are you the building manager?

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Maybe. You a cop?
Do I look like a cop?

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The good ones don't.

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Well, actually, I saw
the vacancy sign out front,

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and I'm interested
in the apartment.

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Oh, great.
Two bedroom, two bath,

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first and last,
you know the drill.

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Can you be any more specific?

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Uh, square footage,
building amenities?

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Square footage,
I would say medium.

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And, uh,
as for amenities,

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there's a weird guy
on the third floor

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who'll rub your feet
if you let him.

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I have a dog.
Is that okay?

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The building owner
doesn't allow pets,

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but if you slip me 50 bucks,
we never had this conversation.

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So it'll be our little secret?

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What? Who?

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See? That's what your $50 buys.

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Well, this has been fun.

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I'm Rita Gennaro,

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the new owner of this building,

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and we are off
to a very poor start.

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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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What is wrong with you?
I don't know. I panicked.

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You threw my whole day off.

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♪♪

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Here you go.
If it's not how you like it,

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I'll make a new pot.

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Please don't fire
my mother.

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You're sweet. We'll see.

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So, how'd you end up
owning the building?

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What happened to Tony,
who I never saw

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except when he brought me
my Christmas bonus?

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My husband ran off
with a home-wrecking slut.

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Oh, no.
Well, does that mean

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you'll be bringing me
my Christmas bonus?

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You know,
I'm divorced, too,

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so I know what
you're wrestling with.

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Do I care about your life?

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Nope. No, you don't,
and you shouldn't.

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So, what went down with Tony,
whose toupee is no secret?

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He woke up one day and told me,

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"I'm leaving you
for the dry cleaner."

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I just thought he
was announcing his errands

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in a very formal way.

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And then my world fell apart.

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Your dry cleaner
is a woman?

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That's the interesting part
of the story for you?

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You just don't see it
that often.

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It's like a kindergarten teacher
who's a man.

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Not wrong, just weird.

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Do you get money
from the state to keep her?

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I should, shouldn't I?

86
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Well, Rita,
this has been a treat.

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Definitely pop in
every couple of months.

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We'd love to see you.

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I'm not done.
And she's not done.

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I want this building
to generate income,

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and if we clean it up,
I can raise the rent.

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I could understand if he left me
for some hot young thing,

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but she's a tubby seamstress

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with a mole
the size of Coney Island.

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So sorry you're
going through

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such a...
Are we friends all of a sudden?

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Well, I thought
we shared a moment.

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We didn't.

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Now, I got a list of things
I need you to take care of.

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Yikes. Both sides,
huh? [chuckles]

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Can I hire someone
to do this work?

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I already did hire someone.

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Oh, great.

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Oh.

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I'll be back Friday to
check on the progress.

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Or you could go
on a long cruise.

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Lot of people get a second
chance of love on those things.

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Friday!
Cruise!

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Let me show you what I think
about this list.

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What is the matter with you?

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If she fires you,
we lose our home.

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[ringtone plays]

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Hold that thought.

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Hi, honey.

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Yeah, she's still here.

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Oh, my God.

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Are you actually
working on the list?

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Yeah. I got to thinking

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if I do one or two
of the easy ones,

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it'll get her
off of my ass for a while.

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Is that duct tape?

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Hey, I've never used
a hammer here.

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I'm not gonna break
my streak now.

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Well, at least I have

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a nice, new car to live in.

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Come on, baby.

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Just till Friday.

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Hey, watch your step,
Mr. Munson.

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I'm on a ladder over here.

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Let me guess,
you're finally hanging yourself?

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Not yet.

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I'm doing repairs
around the building.

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I figured you'd hang yourself
before you did that.

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Ha-ha-ha.
Hmm.

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I'm coming up in a couple hours
to install your smoke detector,

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so make sure
you're wearing pants.

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I could say the same thing
to you.

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Get ready, Match.com.

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[knock at door]

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[camera clicks]

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Whoa, that's a lot of nose.

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Rita, hi.

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Oh, look who's a girl.

144
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Yeah, I'm just trying
to take a picture

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for a dating site.

146
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I found my son doing
that same thing.

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His makeup was more subtle.

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Well, I recently broke up
with someone,

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so, you know, I'm trying
to get back out there and...

150
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We're not bonding here.

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I found another leak
in the laundry room.

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The banister on the back
staircase is loose.

153
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Why aren't you
writing this down?

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Okay.

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Leak, banister.

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Anything else?

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Would I keep it a secret?

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Right.

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Hey, listen, um,

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I know this is a little weird,
but since you're here,

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could you help me get a picture?

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My arms aren't long enough
to make my nose look normal.

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Okay.

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I want to look pretty,
but not slutty.

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Available, but not desperate.

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Smart, but not...There.

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But I wasn't quite...

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Wow, that's perfect.

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I hope you find someone quickly

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00:07:03,097 --> 00:07:04,794
because at the rate
your mother's going,

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you're going to need to find
a new place to live.

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No, no, no, no,
she is trying so hard.

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She really does love this job.

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And my husband loved me.

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Things change.

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Tell your mother

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if she doesn't complete
the repairs in three days,

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she's out.

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But if you kick her out,

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you're gonna
have to kick me out.

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Maybe the new building manager
can let you live with them.

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You could be like the cat
that comes with the apartment.

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No, no, she's gonna do it.
You'll see.

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She's not nearly as incompetent
as you might think.

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Was that the light?

186
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I'm adding it to the list.

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Oh!

188
00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,012
Is she gone?

189
00:07:49,056 --> 00:07:50,318
Where'd you come from?

190
00:07:50,361 --> 00:07:52,494
I saw her car out front,
so I snuck around back.

191
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Corn dog?

192
00:07:55,410 --> 00:07:57,542
Ah, look at this.

193
00:07:57,586 --> 00:08:01,024
"Take pictures of work when
you're finished and send to me"?

194
00:08:01,068 --> 00:08:03,070
Who does she think she is?

195
00:08:03,113 --> 00:08:05,028
I got your first
picture right here.

196
00:08:05,072 --> 00:08:07,639
Mom.
Oh, right.

197
00:08:07,683 --> 00:08:09,337
Whoa!
No!
No!

198
00:08:09,380 --> 00:08:11,730
Oh. You mean don't do it.

199
00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,646
Sorry, Bonnie,
but I'm with Rita.

200
00:08:14,690 --> 00:08:16,474
If I don't crack the
whip with my staff,

201
00:08:16,518 --> 00:08:18,259
my swans will
never get fed.

202
00:08:18,602 --> 00:08:22,345
Oh, you and your
relatable problems.

203
00:08:22,389 --> 00:08:25,392
You've been managing
this building for four years.

204
00:08:25,435 --> 00:08:28,290
You know the job. Why are you
fighting so hard against it?

205
00:08:28,295 --> 00:08:31,123
Oh, look who's found something
to sink her dentures into.

206
00:08:31,167 --> 00:08:33,865
And I already ordered,
so I can't leave.

207
00:08:33,909 --> 00:08:35,345
Why are you sweating
about this?

208
00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:37,260
Just do your job.

209
00:08:37,304 --> 00:08:40,220
Says the woman whose
only job is shopping.

210
00:08:40,263 --> 00:08:41,612
Hey, I am at those stores

211
00:08:41,656 --> 00:08:43,310
every morning at 10:00 a.m.
when they open up.

212
00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:46,574
I would've fired you
days ago.

213
00:08:46,617 --> 00:08:48,358
I would've fired her years
ago.

214
00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:50,578
I would've never hired
her in the first place.
You know what,

215
00:08:50,621 --> 00:08:52,971
I don't have to sit here and
listen to this. Screw you all.

216
00:08:53,015 --> 00:08:55,626
Waitress, I'd like my
taco bowl in the bathroom.

217
00:08:59,978 --> 00:09:02,285
[exhales]

218
00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:05,549
Well, this was not a good plan.

219
00:09:07,334 --> 00:09:08,857
Bonnie...

220
00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:11,251
No.

221
00:09:11,294 --> 00:09:14,297
Why do I keep locking myself
into smaller spaces?

222
00:09:14,341 --> 00:09:16,168
Go away!

223
00:09:16,212 --> 00:09:18,258
I'm not going anywhere.

224
00:09:18,301 --> 00:09:20,260
Well, then I guess
I live here now.

225
00:09:20,303 --> 00:09:22,000
What are you doing, Bonnie?

226
00:09:22,044 --> 00:09:23,698
Oh, don't go all Marjorie
on me please.

227
00:09:23,741 --> 00:09:25,003
I hate my boss.

228
00:09:25,047 --> 00:09:26,570
There's no underlying
blah, blah, blah.

229
00:09:26,614 --> 00:09:29,138
Oh, there's always
underlying blah, blah, blah.

230
00:09:29,181 --> 00:09:31,314
Are you trying
to blow up your life?

231
00:09:31,358 --> 00:09:32,315
No!

232
00:09:32,359 --> 00:09:34,404
Okay, let's play a game.

233
00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:36,276
Pretend I'm your boss.
Good-bye.

234
00:09:36,319 --> 00:09:39,148
That job puts a roof
over your head.

235
00:09:39,191 --> 00:09:41,193
Why are you so resistant
to doing it?

236
00:09:41,237 --> 00:09:42,934
Because I hate it!

237
00:09:42,978 --> 00:09:44,240
It's humiliating!

238
00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,286
I'm in my 50s,
and I'm plunging toilets.

239
00:09:46,329 --> 00:09:49,158
This was not the dream, Marge.Okay, what is the dream?

240
00:09:49,201 --> 00:09:50,725
Well, I don't know,
but it doesn't involve

241
00:09:50,768 --> 00:09:52,944
chasing raccoons
out of a garbage closet.

242
00:09:52,988 --> 00:09:54,337
But that is the job.

243
00:09:54,381 --> 00:09:55,947
Right. And if I do it well,

244
00:09:55,991 --> 00:09:57,471
then I'll be doing it
for the rest of my life,

245
00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,460
and then that's just who I am.

246
00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:01,244
[exhales] Damn it,

247
00:10:01,288 --> 00:10:04,987
we just found the underlying
blah, blah, blah.

248
00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:07,294
Look, you might not be doing
what you want to

249
00:10:07,337 --> 00:10:09,209
with your life,
but that's not Rita's fault.

250
00:10:09,252 --> 00:10:11,036
[scoffs] Shut up.

251
00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:14,039
Bonnie, the job
isn't who you are.

252
00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:15,127
It's just what you're doing

253
00:10:15,171 --> 00:10:16,868
on the road to what
you're gonna be.

254
00:10:16,912 --> 00:10:18,914
[sighs] I said shut up.

255
00:10:20,916 --> 00:10:24,049
Did you actually
want this in here?

256
00:10:25,312 --> 00:10:27,096
No fork?
What am I, an animal?

257
00:10:34,656 --> 00:10:36,374
Got to say, these things
are a lot easier

258
00:10:36,379 --> 00:10:38,267
to drag without a body inside.

259
00:10:42,358 --> 00:10:43,925
Adam, what the hell
are you doing?

260
00:10:43,968 --> 00:10:45,796
Fixing the fountain.

261
00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,147
All I said was
clean out the leaves.

262
00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:50,653
I told you above and beyond
makes her mad.

263
00:10:50,658 --> 00:10:52,964
I just think
if this was level

264
00:10:53,008 --> 00:10:54,183
and the tubing was replaced,

265
00:10:54,227 --> 00:10:55,532
that I could
get it working again.

266
00:10:55,576 --> 00:10:56,881
You could even
have fish in here.

267
00:10:56,925 --> 00:10:59,449
Fish? She barely kept me alive.

268
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,756
What will you talk about

269
00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:03,740
when you finally forgive me
for the past?

270
00:11:03,745 --> 00:11:05,790
I'm not overly concerned.

271
00:11:05,834 --> 00:11:08,532
Just shove that thing
back on the wall.

272
00:11:08,576 --> 00:11:09,969
Hey, you know,
don't ask for my help

273
00:11:10,012 --> 00:11:11,535
if you don't want
the job done right.

274
00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:13,798
Oh, God,
Rita's coming.

275
00:11:13,842 --> 00:11:15,061
How do you know?

276
00:11:15,104 --> 00:11:17,237
All the birds just
flew out of that tree.

277
00:11:19,326 --> 00:11:23,547
Rita, hi. What a lovely
giant flower sweater.

278
00:11:27,334 --> 00:11:30,641
I thought I made it clear
I'm not paying for extra help.

279
00:11:30,685 --> 00:11:32,817
Oh, don't worry, I pay him
in sex and her in Doritos.

280
00:11:34,036 --> 00:11:36,734
Cool Ranch, family size.

281
00:11:36,778 --> 00:11:39,737
So you two
are together?

282
00:11:39,781 --> 00:11:41,130
Yes, this is Adam,
my fiancé.

283
00:11:41,174 --> 00:11:43,176
Hi, good to meet you...
Let me see the ring.

284
00:11:43,219 --> 00:11:47,745
Nice. Just be careful
where you send his shirts.

285
00:11:47,789 --> 00:11:50,792
Rita, I want
to apologize

286
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,533
if I seemed
a little resistant

287
00:11:52,576 --> 00:11:56,754
to what are obviously necessary
upgrades to our lovely building.

288
00:11:56,798 --> 00:11:59,235
You are the boss,
so what you say goes.

289
00:11:59,279 --> 00:12:01,063
Thank you for understanding

290
00:12:01,107 --> 00:12:03,892
what everyone else who has a job
already understands.

291
00:12:03,935 --> 00:12:05,763
[phone chimes]

292
00:12:05,807 --> 00:12:09,898
Oh, my God, I got a match
on Match. I matched.

293
00:12:09,941 --> 00:12:11,639
Is it desperate
if I call him right now?

294
00:12:11,682 --> 00:12:13,467
I don't, I don't care.

295
00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:16,644
You've done such
a wonderful job with her.

296
00:12:16,687 --> 00:12:18,646
Now, I've been looking over
the rent receipts

297
00:12:18,689 --> 00:12:21,649
and we have a few tenants
that are behind.

298
00:12:21,692 --> 00:12:23,955
Anyone who owes
more than two months,

299
00:12:23,999 --> 00:12:25,392
get the money or evict them.

300
00:12:25,435 --> 00:12:26,871
Not a problem.

301
00:12:26,915 --> 00:12:28,743
I have some experience
shaking down people for money.

302
00:12:29,657 --> 00:12:33,008
As part of my extensive...
charity work.

303
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,967
Yes, that fits perfectly with
everything I know about you.

304
00:12:36,011 --> 00:12:39,275
[chuckles]
Funny one, boss.

305
00:12:39,319 --> 00:12:41,886
I'll find out
whose bike that is.

306
00:12:44,846 --> 00:12:47,892
Wow, Bonnie,
you handled that great.

307
00:12:47,936 --> 00:12:50,504
Oh, good, you're impressed.
What the hell do I care?

308
00:12:50,547 --> 00:12:51,853
Why are you snapping at me?

309
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,594
Because I can't snap at her.

310
00:12:53,637 --> 00:12:56,379
I love you, you're sweet.

311
00:12:56,423 --> 00:12:57,728
CHRISTY:
Hey.

312
00:12:57,772 --> 00:12:59,687
Quick question,
am I desperate enough

313
00:12:59,730 --> 00:13:01,471
to have frozen yogurt
with a magician?

314
00:13:02,603 --> 00:13:04,126
I don't care.

315
00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:06,868
Hi, Mr. Mysterio, it's a go.

316
00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:14,528
Three months? I thought I was
only two months behind.

317
00:13:14,571 --> 00:13:16,095
Sorry to bring it up,

318
00:13:16,138 --> 00:13:19,881
it's just the new owner
is kind of cracking down.

319
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:23,276
So... where do you
hide the cash?

320
00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:26,235
Cereal box?
Cookie jar?

321
00:13:26,279 --> 00:13:28,498
Stuffed inside
a frozen chicken?

322
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:31,980
Thieves never look
inside a chicken.

323
00:13:32,023 --> 00:13:33,286
You know what,
I'm out of checks.

324
00:13:33,329 --> 00:13:34,896
How 'bout I get it to you
later this week?

325
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,680
I kind of need it now.

326
00:13:36,724 --> 00:13:38,073
I could drive you
to the bank.

327
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,554
I don't have it, Bonnie.

328
00:13:40,597 --> 00:13:42,730
You mean like on the level
you don't have it?

329
00:13:42,773 --> 00:13:46,081
I don't know if you're looking
at me, but I'm shaking my head.

330
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,561
You've lived here
for a hundred years,

331
00:13:47,604 --> 00:13:48,823
you're never late with the rent.

332
00:13:48,866 --> 00:13:51,347
Hang on, you just put
two of the big ones

333
00:13:51,391 --> 00:13:53,175
in the Thursday slot.
Is that right?

334
00:13:53,219 --> 00:13:55,743
It is if I want to
sleep till Sunday.

335
00:13:55,786 --> 00:13:58,920
Let me do this.
Yeah.

336
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,618
One in each?
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, thanks.

337
00:14:01,662 --> 00:14:04,752
I'm not, uh, concentrating
too good right now.

338
00:14:04,795 --> 00:14:06,188
So what's going on?

339
00:14:06,232 --> 00:14:08,843
Well, a couple of months ago,
I got diagnosed with, uh,

340
00:14:08,886 --> 00:14:10,845
prostate cancer.

341
00:14:10,888 --> 00:14:12,151
They found it early,

342
00:14:12,194 --> 00:14:14,022
but they put me on
a couple of medications

343
00:14:14,065 --> 00:14:15,676
the VA doesn't cover, so...

344
00:14:15,719 --> 00:14:17,286
You can't pay your rent.

345
00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:19,897
Oh, I could pay it, but then
I'd have a whole lot of cancer.

346
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,597
Sorry.

347
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:28,515
These ones are... Monday,
Wednesday, and-and Friday.

348
00:14:28,558 --> 00:14:31,300
There's got to be something
you can do.

349
00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:35,435
Well, I've been trying
to avoid the building manager,

350
00:14:35,478 --> 00:14:37,959
but here you are.

351
00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:44,313
Son of a bitch.

352
00:14:44,357 --> 00:14:45,749
We just took a break.
It's been two minutes.

353
00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:48,622
Not you. Munson.
Who's Munson?

354
00:14:48,665 --> 00:14:50,537
Blind guy who lives upstairs.

355
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:52,060
Oh, I like him.

356
00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:54,236
One day we were hanging out
in front of the building,

357
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:57,021
we made five bucks
for doing nothing.

358
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,591
You guys should go out there
till he makes his rent

359
00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:03,245
'cause he's three months behind.

360
00:15:03,289 --> 00:15:04,812
And he won't pay?

361
00:15:04,855 --> 00:15:06,901
He can't. I'm not evicting
a blind veteran who has cancer.

362
00:15:06,944 --> 00:15:08,250
I'm not doing it.

363
00:15:08,294 --> 00:15:09,686
He's got cancer?

364
00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:11,645
Prostate. And you're getting
a full physical, mister,

365
00:15:11,688 --> 00:15:12,689
including the finger thing.

366
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:16,606
And don't pinch up,
they got to really look around.

367
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:24,266
Anyway, Munson can't afford
his meds and rent.

368
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,268
He's got no family,
no support system.

369
00:15:26,312 --> 00:15:27,617
What are you gonna do?

370
00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:29,706
I'm gonna try to talk
some sense into Rita.

371
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:32,622
Calmly and rationally? Please?

372
00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:34,624
Look, I made peace
with the fact that eating crap

373
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:37,148
is part of my job, but this
is where I draw the line.

374
00:15:37,192 --> 00:15:39,716
Yeah, that's right,
I draw a line sometimes.

375
00:15:43,503 --> 00:15:47,071
See, now, that didn't sound
calm and rational.

376
00:15:47,115 --> 00:15:49,683
That sounded hot
and "we get kicked out-y."

377
00:15:49,726 --> 00:15:52,294
You're right, you're right.

378
00:15:52,338 --> 00:15:54,905
It just burns me up that-that
rich people like Rita

379
00:15:54,949 --> 00:15:57,430
run everything and people
like us and Munson get screwed.

380
00:15:58,735 --> 00:16:01,738
I did stunts on a movie
like this one time.

381
00:16:02,565 --> 00:16:06,308
It was called Ski Academy.

382
00:16:06,352 --> 00:16:10,399
The rich kids wouldn't let the
poor kids be on the ski patrol.

383
00:16:10,443 --> 00:16:12,749
The poor kids turned off
the power to the lift,

384
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:15,186
so the rich kids got stuck.

385
00:16:22,585 --> 00:16:26,720
Anyway, I got it on VHS
if anybody wants to see it.

386
00:16:29,592 --> 00:16:31,290
Here we are.

387
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,161
I've got two kinds
of cookies, some cheese,

388
00:16:33,204 --> 00:16:34,728
and a rogue chicken nugget.

389
00:16:35,642 --> 00:16:37,495
Can I get you anything else
or are you good?

390
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,589
I'm swaddled in luxury.

391
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:42,244
Now why am I here?

392
00:16:42,288 --> 00:16:43,898
Here's the thing.
[clears throat]

393
00:16:43,941 --> 00:16:47,206
One of the tenants you asked me
to evict is Mr. Munson in 2G.

394
00:16:47,249 --> 00:16:50,078
He's a blind Vietnam vet who's
now facing a health crisis.

395
00:16:50,121 --> 00:16:51,558
And while you're
the boss,

396
00:16:51,601 --> 00:16:53,168
and I'm on board
with that,

397
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:57,085
I got to respectfully say...
can we talk about this a second?

398
00:16:57,128 --> 00:17:00,306
No. I can't afford to know
these people as people.

399
00:17:00,349 --> 00:17:01,568
I'm running a business here.

400
00:17:01,611 --> 00:17:03,222
But they are people.

401
00:17:03,265 --> 00:17:06,486
If I make an exception for every
sad story, where does it end?

402
00:17:07,704 --> 00:17:09,140
Have you looked
at this building?

403
00:17:09,184 --> 00:17:11,230
If you live here,
you have a sad story.

404
00:17:12,579 --> 00:17:13,667
And now I rely
on this building

405
00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:16,452
to survive.
That's my sad story.

406
00:17:16,496 --> 00:17:20,935
We are this close to having
a working fountain.

407
00:17:21,892 --> 00:17:23,720
I'm done talking.

408
00:17:23,764 --> 00:17:26,375
Evict him, or I'll
find somebody who will.

409
00:17:26,419 --> 00:17:27,594
Well, then...

410
00:17:28,595 --> 00:17:30,727
I quit.

411
00:17:32,425 --> 00:17:34,905
I may hate my job,
but I don't have to hate myself.

412
00:17:34,949 --> 00:17:37,647
And by the way,
whatever part of you

413
00:17:37,691 --> 00:17:40,128
that's comfortable throwing
a blind man out on the street

414
00:17:40,171 --> 00:17:42,609
is maybe the part your husband
ran screaming from.

415
00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:47,222
I'm sorry, I know this screws
us, but I just couldn't do it.

416
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,355
No, no, no,
don't be sorry.

417
00:17:49,398 --> 00:17:53,272
I'm so glad you didn't let her
turn you into a horrible person.

418
00:17:53,315 --> 00:17:55,970
Well, back into one.

419
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,017
And maybe we end up crashing
at Adam's for a while.

420
00:18:00,061 --> 00:18:01,323
Totally.

421
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:03,543
Sure.

422
00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:05,371
I'm not heartless.

423
00:18:06,633 --> 00:18:09,070
I just don't know
what the hell I'm doing.

424
00:18:09,113 --> 00:18:11,594
I'm alone, I'm scared.

425
00:18:11,638 --> 00:18:14,380
I haven't worked in 32 years,

426
00:18:14,423 --> 00:18:16,033
and now I got to
run this crapbox.

427
00:18:17,644 --> 00:18:20,603
I mean, is this who I am now?

428
00:18:20,647 --> 00:18:23,824
No, no, it's not who you are.

429
00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:27,306
It's just what you're doing on
the road to who you're gonna be.

430
00:18:27,349 --> 00:18:29,438
What?

431
00:18:29,482 --> 00:18:34,008
Okay, your husband left you, but
that's not Mr. Munson's fault.

432
00:18:34,051 --> 00:18:35,488
Just like it's not your fault

433
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,620
that I'm not doing
what I want to do.

434
00:18:39,013 --> 00:18:41,711
It made sense in the bathroom.

435
00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:45,846
Look, two strong,
smart women like us

436
00:18:45,889 --> 00:18:48,631
can put our heads together and
come up with a reasonable plan

437
00:18:48,675 --> 00:18:50,459
where you get the rent
you so richly deserve

438
00:18:50,503 --> 00:18:52,287
and he gets to keep
his apartment.

439
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:55,246
I'd be open to that.

440
00:18:55,290 --> 00:18:56,596
Thank you.

441
00:18:56,639 --> 00:18:58,162
I'm not a monster.

442
00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:00,034
Though there is a kid
on the third floor

443
00:19:00,077 --> 00:19:01,557
with a bunny
that needs to go.

444
00:19:01,601 --> 00:19:02,602
You got it,
the kid's out of here.

445
00:19:02,645 --> 00:19:05,561
I meant the bunny.
Better.

446
00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:08,956
This is working out
a lot like Ski Academy.

447
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:18,979
The discount card
we found in the mail

448
00:19:19,022 --> 00:19:20,763
actually did work for
your prescription.
Mm.

449
00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:25,115
The GoFundMe page is...
hanging in there.

450
00:19:25,159 --> 00:19:27,596
It might've helped if you hadn't
paraded around the building

451
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,598
wearing a
"No Fat Chicks" T-shirt.

452
00:19:29,642 --> 00:19:34,124
Well, how the hell am I supposed
to know what my T-shirts say?

453
00:19:34,168 --> 00:19:38,259
And for the record, I do like
a little meat on the bones.

454
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:41,523
Well, I'll try
and get the word out.

455
00:19:41,567 --> 00:19:44,439
I'll also help you run errands
so you don't have to take a cab.Mm.

456
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:48,138
And Rita is willing to let you
pay off the back rent over time.

457
00:19:48,182 --> 00:19:51,490
Mm. So this Rita...

458
00:19:51,533 --> 00:19:53,274
is she a good-looking woman?

459
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:57,104
Yeah, she's very...
What the hell?!

460
00:19:57,147 --> 00:19:59,193
You didn't tell me
the little one was here!

461
00:19:59,236 --> 00:20:00,542
You want to give him
a heart attack?

462
00:20:00,586 --> 00:20:02,675
You know he can't afford that.

463
00:20:05,678 --> 00:20:07,506
[water dripping]

464
00:20:10,813 --> 00:20:12,598
Yes!