1 00:00:01,302 --> 00:00:04,005 Previously on Mom... My mom wanted to say hi. 2 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:07,041 Hey, it's nice to meet you. Get over here, you! 3 00:00:07,075 --> 00:00:09,177 Thank you so much for taking care of my girl. 4 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,544 I'm Christy, Jill's friend. 5 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:13,514 Did you ever dance at Live Nudes? 6 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,283 I used to work there, too. 7 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:16,284 As long as you're in here, 8 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:17,685 why not give it a real try? 9 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:19,087 I have tried. 10 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,154 How about this time I help you? 11 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:21,155 You would do that? 12 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:23,024 We're pole pals. 13 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:24,993 Hey, great news, baby. Christy's gonna help me 14 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:27,528 get out of here so you and me can move to L.A. 15 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:30,364 Help Natasha, and when they take Emily away from me, 16 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:31,966 and that woman puts her through hell, 17 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,701 and she gets stuck in another foster home, 18 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,603 you can feel real proud of yourself. 19 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:38,139 You were in rehab over and over, 20 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:39,273 and we never gave up on you 21 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:40,641 'cause we don't throw people away. 22 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:44,745 Who are you? Who are you? 23 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:47,748 This is my mother with my father. 24 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:50,451 Wow, there's Grandma 25 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:51,952 (whispering): with a black man. 26 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:54,655 I'm sorry, that was weird. 27 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:58,559 I don't know why I whispered. We have black friends. 28 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:01,295 Here's the e-mail we got from a lawyer. 29 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:03,431 Are you saying you're my sister? 30 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,533 I'm not sayin' nothin' to nobody. 31 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:09,203 Boy, this is hard to say... 32 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:12,473 but I guess you're probably the best people to say it to. 33 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,242 I've gotten to a point where 34 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:17,378 I'm snorting coke every day. 35 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:21,149 Welcome to the family! We're here! 36 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:25,586 What are you so happy about? 37 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:27,255 Just look at Natasha. 38 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:30,224 I know I'm sitting here on my ass, but in a small way, 39 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:32,793 I'm over there cleaning that table with her. 40 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:35,063 (drops dishes) 41 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:38,199 Well, neither one of you is doing a very good job. 42 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:41,035 You go right ahead and be proud of yourself, Christy. 43 00:01:41,069 --> 00:01:43,271 You've been a big help to that girl. 44 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:44,672 Thank you, Marjorie. 45 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:46,640 Did you hear that, Mom? 46 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:48,642 (dishes clattering) 47 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:50,544 Did you hear that, Christy? 48 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:52,746 I like your top, Wendy. 49 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,715 Thank you. Jill gave me 50 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:56,784 a bunch of her clothes she can't fit int... 51 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:58,586 Doesn't want. 52 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,755 Doesn't want anymore. 53 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,792 Please, God, tell me it's almost 4:00. 54 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,160 It's 12:30. 55 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:09,430 Damn it. Scooch. (sighs) 56 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:12,100 You probably shouldn't sit with us while you're working. 57 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:13,701 Yeah, and some kid probably shouldn't have 58 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,836 puked up waffles on the bathroom floor. 59 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,671 I'm just hoping nobody slips on it. 60 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:21,375 You should be very proud. 61 00:02:21,409 --> 00:02:23,211 This job sucks. 62 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:25,613 I made more stripping, and I worked the brunch shift. 63 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:26,780 Yeah, but if you were stripping, 64 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:27,848 you probably wouldn't stay sober. 65 00:02:28,721 --> 00:02:30,592 Was that brunch a buffet or... 66 00:02:30,593 --> 00:02:32,220 We're not eating at a strip club, Wendy. 67 00:02:32,225 --> 00:02:34,393 Why not? We ate at the gas station 68 00:02:34,427 --> 00:02:36,262 that you wanted to go to. 69 00:02:37,396 --> 00:02:39,765 Hard work is a part of recovery. 70 00:02:39,798 --> 00:02:42,101 She's right. When I was in rehab, 71 00:02:42,135 --> 00:02:44,237 I spent every morning slicing up cucumbers 72 00:02:44,270 --> 00:02:45,438 for the spa water. 73 00:02:45,471 --> 00:02:48,341 Hasn't seen many cucumbers lately. 74 00:02:48,374 --> 00:02:52,278 Vomit. Ladies room, now. 75 00:02:52,311 --> 00:02:53,846 Yay, sobriety! 76 00:02:55,481 --> 00:02:57,183 Oh, like she never cleaned up vomit 77 00:02:57,216 --> 00:02:58,284 when she was stripping. 78 00:02:58,317 --> 00:02:59,752 (phone chimes) 79 00:02:59,785 --> 00:03:02,521 Yeah, well, she better clean it quick, 'cause I gotta pee. 80 00:03:02,555 --> 00:03:04,257 Hey, Christy, Ray's coming to town. 81 00:03:04,290 --> 00:03:05,258 Oh, that's great. 82 00:03:05,291 --> 00:03:06,659 How's your brother doing? 83 00:03:06,692 --> 00:03:08,294 Well, he kicked the blow three months ago, 84 00:03:08,327 --> 00:03:10,663 so he's probably twitchy and angry and wants everyone 85 00:03:10,696 --> 00:03:12,898 around him to die a slow and painful death. 86 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:16,101 Funny how you never got past that. 87 00:03:17,536 --> 00:03:20,739 Wow, an unmotivated shot. I like it. 88 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:24,343 Oh, he's such a pretty man. 89 00:03:24,377 --> 00:03:25,778 Is he still a homosexual? 90 00:03:26,912 --> 00:03:29,282 Yeah, I don't think, when you marry a man, 91 00:03:29,315 --> 00:03:30,416 that's a phase. 92 00:03:30,449 --> 00:03:32,751 What a waste. 93 00:03:32,785 --> 00:03:33,919 Well, if I can't have him, 94 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:35,588 I can sure as hell have a waffle. 95 00:03:35,621 --> 00:03:36,855 Server. 96 00:03:38,324 --> 00:03:40,259 ♪♪ 97 00:03:54,907 --> 00:03:56,274 (groans) 98 00:03:56,308 --> 00:03:58,010 No. No beer. 99 00:03:58,043 --> 00:03:59,745 Why? It's after 4:00. 100 00:03:59,778 --> 00:04:01,814 My brother is newly sober. 101 00:04:01,847 --> 00:04:03,181 He doesn't need to be tempted. 102 00:04:03,215 --> 00:04:04,750 I'll finish it before he gets here. 103 00:04:04,783 --> 00:04:06,318 (knock on door) CHRISTY: That's him. 104 00:04:11,624 --> 00:04:13,358 Ray! 105 00:04:13,391 --> 00:04:14,660 Hey, Christy. 106 00:04:14,693 --> 00:04:16,228 Get in here. Ah. 107 00:04:17,329 --> 00:04:19,331 Hey, Bonnie. 108 00:04:19,364 --> 00:04:21,934 Ah. How are you? 109 00:04:21,967 --> 00:04:23,769 Great. Really great. 110 00:04:23,802 --> 00:04:25,771 (belches) 111 00:04:25,804 --> 00:04:27,673 You remember Adam. 112 00:04:27,706 --> 00:04:29,307 Of course. What's up? 113 00:04:29,341 --> 00:04:30,643 Good to see you. 114 00:04:30,676 --> 00:04:33,178 You look so healthy and rested. 115 00:04:33,211 --> 00:04:34,312 What can I say? 116 00:04:34,346 --> 00:04:36,749 Sobriety suits me. Oh. 117 00:04:36,782 --> 00:04:38,651 Oh, man, when I first got sober, 118 00:04:38,684 --> 00:04:41,754 all I did was sleep, cry, and listen to Jewel. 119 00:04:41,787 --> 00:04:43,689 I only wish I'd done it sooner. 120 00:04:43,722 --> 00:04:45,924 If I'd gotten sober sooner, she wouldn't be here. 121 00:04:45,958 --> 00:04:47,760 Oh, I'd be here. 122 00:04:47,793 --> 00:04:49,261 I'd just be younger and taller. 123 00:04:51,096 --> 00:04:52,831 Seems like it's going really well. 124 00:04:52,865 --> 00:04:56,068 Yeah. I'm going to meetings, I got a sponsor. 125 00:04:56,101 --> 00:04:58,403 I even joined a sober basketball team. 126 00:04:58,436 --> 00:05:00,205 We suck, but it's fun. 127 00:05:00,238 --> 00:05:01,674 Really? 128 00:05:01,707 --> 00:05:04,242 That is not what happened to me. 129 00:05:04,276 --> 00:05:05,911 You like basketball? 130 00:05:05,944 --> 00:05:08,113 The black part of me does. The gay part hates it. 131 00:05:09,114 --> 00:05:10,348 No, no, I didn't mean it... 132 00:05:10,382 --> 00:05:11,750 I'm just messing with you. 133 00:05:11,784 --> 00:05:13,351 I love sports, but I hate 134 00:05:13,385 --> 00:05:15,087 tiny little dogs and Halloween. 135 00:05:16,021 --> 00:05:17,756 What about musicals? 136 00:05:17,790 --> 00:05:20,025 Oh, you gotta like some of that stuff, they kick you out. 137 00:05:20,893 --> 00:05:22,795 Halloween's a thing? 138 00:05:22,828 --> 00:05:24,763 Where you been? That's gay Christmas. 139 00:05:24,797 --> 00:05:26,865 Last year, I was in a bar with 300 guys 140 00:05:26,899 --> 00:05:28,200 dressed as Hamilton. 141 00:05:28,233 --> 00:05:30,903 So, how long you in town for? 142 00:05:30,936 --> 00:05:32,070 Couple days. 143 00:05:32,104 --> 00:05:33,906 Frog's Creek Winery is a client. 144 00:05:33,939 --> 00:05:34,940 Is David with you? 145 00:05:34,973 --> 00:05:36,374 David's his husband. 146 00:05:36,408 --> 00:05:37,442 Yeah, I pieced that together. 147 00:05:37,475 --> 00:05:39,878 Nah, he's home binging Love It or List It. 148 00:05:39,912 --> 00:05:41,346 That's a real estate makeover show. 149 00:05:41,379 --> 00:05:43,181 Got that one, too. 150 00:05:43,215 --> 00:05:45,283 Hey, you should come with us to our meeting tomorrow. 151 00:05:45,317 --> 00:05:48,220 Ooh, you could speak. Your story is so inspiring. 152 00:05:48,253 --> 00:05:50,255 Or you could come to the Warriors game with me. 153 00:05:50,288 --> 00:05:51,757 I got great seats. 154 00:05:51,790 --> 00:05:53,826 Buddy of mine is Steph Curry's dentist. 155 00:05:53,859 --> 00:05:55,794 Steph Curry is a famous basketball player. 156 00:05:55,828 --> 00:05:58,396 Yeah, I know who she is. 157 00:06:00,332 --> 00:06:02,868 And you're not staying in a hotel. 158 00:06:02,901 --> 00:06:04,369 You're staying with your family. 159 00:06:04,402 --> 00:06:05,337 On our lumpy couch. 160 00:06:05,370 --> 00:06:09,708 Okay, but heads up, I get up at 6:00 a.m. 161 00:06:09,742 --> 00:06:11,043 to run and do yoga. 162 00:06:11,076 --> 00:06:13,445 He's doing better than you. I'm getting another beer. 163 00:06:17,883 --> 00:06:19,985 (Adam and Ray laughing) 164 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:23,488 Why aren't you in bed with your boyfriend? 165 00:06:23,521 --> 00:06:26,391 'Cause he's busy talking to hi boyfriend. 166 00:06:26,424 --> 00:06:28,460 It started with basketball, now they're bonding 167 00:06:28,493 --> 00:06:30,462 over Mark Wahlberg movies. 168 00:06:30,495 --> 00:06:32,765 Sounds like Ray's doing great. 169 00:06:32,798 --> 00:06:34,132 Yeah, I don't get it. 170 00:06:34,166 --> 00:06:36,134 Have you ever met anyone, anywhere, at any time 171 00:06:36,168 --> 00:06:37,870 that gave up cocaine that easily? 172 00:06:37,903 --> 00:06:40,038 Lots of... Without prison? 173 00:06:40,072 --> 00:06:42,140 My friend Jenny... Switched to meth. 174 00:06:42,174 --> 00:06:43,876 Joe... Died. 175 00:06:43,909 --> 00:06:45,978 Joe died? 176 00:06:46,011 --> 00:06:48,046 Yeah, Super Bowl Sunday. 177 00:06:49,915 --> 00:06:51,216 Ray's your brother! 178 00:06:51,249 --> 00:06:53,085 Be happy he's doing well. 179 00:06:53,118 --> 00:06:55,253 I am happy. I just wouldn't mind seeing 180 00:06:55,287 --> 00:06:57,522 some night sweats, a few days in jail, 181 00:06:57,555 --> 00:06:59,257 maybe a mild seizure. 182 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:01,393 (Adam and Ray laughing) 183 00:07:01,426 --> 00:07:03,128 All right, I've got to put a stop to this. 184 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:05,063 You're really upset that they're getting along? 185 00:07:05,097 --> 00:07:06,965 Apparently. 186 00:07:09,201 --> 00:07:10,903 My date ready yet? 187 00:07:10,936 --> 00:07:13,505 You are ten years younger than me and quite good-looking-- 188 00:07:13,538 --> 00:07:15,507 please don't refer to him as your date. 189 00:07:15,540 --> 00:07:20,478 Oh, Bonnie, I'm 15 years younger than you. 190 00:07:21,546 --> 00:07:23,548 Must have forgotten your sunscreen 191 00:07:23,581 --> 00:07:25,117 'cause you got burned. 192 00:07:27,119 --> 00:07:30,455 Yeah, that was a lot funnier in seventh grade. 193 00:07:30,488 --> 00:07:31,924 Let's hit it. 194 00:07:31,957 --> 00:07:34,026 Have fun. All right. Mwah. 195 00:07:34,059 --> 00:07:36,028 Are you wearing cologne? 196 00:07:36,061 --> 00:07:37,930 I don't know, maybe. 197 00:07:37,963 --> 00:07:40,132 You put on cologne for my brother? 198 00:07:40,165 --> 00:07:41,533 I put on cologne for Steph Curry. 199 00:07:41,566 --> 00:07:43,902 You never know, he might jump in the stands 200 00:07:43,936 --> 00:07:45,137 and land in my lap. 201 00:07:46,238 --> 00:07:47,973 And I'm the gay one. 202 00:07:48,006 --> 00:07:49,274 Can we go, please? 203 00:07:49,307 --> 00:07:51,576 Let me get my keys. No, I'll drive. 204 00:07:51,609 --> 00:07:52,978 I got a Mercedes. 205 00:07:53,011 --> 00:07:54,179 I got handicap parking. 206 00:07:54,212 --> 00:07:56,314 I love this guy. 207 00:07:56,348 --> 00:07:58,917 Look at 'em, they're like a '70s cop show. 208 00:07:58,951 --> 00:08:00,085 ADAM: Come on, Huggy Bear. 209 00:08:00,118 --> 00:08:01,820 Right behind ya, Wheels. 210 00:08:03,555 --> 00:08:04,489 They are so cute. 211 00:08:04,522 --> 00:08:07,192 I still say something's not right about him. 212 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:08,994 Are you kidding? He's thriving. 213 00:08:09,027 --> 00:08:10,195 Nah, I'm not buying it. 214 00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:11,596 You don't go right from coke fiend to... 215 00:08:11,629 --> 00:08:14,532 (deep voice): "I get up at 6:00 a.m. to do yoga." 216 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:17,235 Well, I'm glad for him. 217 00:08:17,269 --> 00:08:18,837 Ugh, that is so you. 218 00:08:19,972 --> 00:08:21,106 Come on. 219 00:08:21,139 --> 00:08:22,274 Let's go to our damn meeting. 220 00:08:22,307 --> 00:08:24,943 (sighs) My car or yours? 221 00:08:24,977 --> 00:08:27,112 Ray's. I'll hate the world 222 00:08:27,145 --> 00:08:29,414 a little less in a Mercedes. 223 00:08:33,686 --> 00:08:34,787 Mind slowing down? 224 00:08:34,820 --> 00:08:36,321 Hey, I'm going over 50 225 00:08:36,354 --> 00:08:37,790 and the windows aren't rattling. 226 00:08:37,823 --> 00:08:39,424 Let me have this. 227 00:08:39,457 --> 00:08:40,826 (sighs) 228 00:08:40,859 --> 00:08:42,294 Look at the temperature control. 229 00:08:42,327 --> 00:08:44,329 We each have our own zone. 230 00:08:44,362 --> 00:08:45,097 (chuckles) 231 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:47,800 I can make your zone really hot. 232 00:08:47,833 --> 00:08:49,835 I'm gonna make mine really cold. 233 00:08:49,868 --> 00:08:52,337 Let's see if it rains in the middle of the car. 234 00:08:52,370 --> 00:08:54,239 (chuckling) 235 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:56,842 Ooh, what do you think this button 236 00:08:56,875 --> 00:08:57,976 with the squiggly lines does? 237 00:08:58,010 --> 00:09:00,078 Will you look at the road?! 238 00:09:00,112 --> 00:09:01,680 I tell you, if I had a car like this, 239 00:09:01,714 --> 00:09:04,016 sobriety would be easy for me, too. 240 00:09:04,049 --> 00:09:06,351 That is the stupidest thing you've ever said. 241 00:09:06,384 --> 00:09:09,087 Impossible. 242 00:09:09,121 --> 00:09:12,825 Check it out. Massage seats? 243 00:09:12,858 --> 00:09:14,092 (soft gasp) 244 00:09:14,126 --> 00:09:15,794 You feel that? 245 00:09:15,828 --> 00:09:17,062 Feel it? 246 00:09:17,095 --> 00:09:19,397 I'm ready to turn around and straddle it. 247 00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:23,969 ♪ I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want ♪ 248 00:09:24,002 --> 00:09:26,238 ♪ So tell me what you want, what you really, really want ♪ 249 00:09:26,271 --> 00:09:28,340 ♪ I wanna, ha, I wanna, ha, I wanna, ha, I wanna, ha ♪ 250 00:09:28,373 --> 00:09:31,009 ♪ I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig, ah ♪ 251 00:09:31,043 --> 00:09:33,746 ♪ If you wanna be my lover... 252 00:09:37,650 --> 00:09:40,553 So, married to a guy, huh? 253 00:09:40,586 --> 00:09:42,821 Yep. 254 00:09:42,855 --> 00:09:45,223 How is that? 255 00:09:45,257 --> 00:09:46,358 You know. Marriage. 256 00:09:46,391 --> 00:09:50,028 We fight over the remote just like the rest of the world. 257 00:09:50,062 --> 00:09:52,631 Hmm. Ha. 258 00:09:53,065 --> 00:09:56,301 Do you guys share socks, or do you have your own? 259 00:09:57,369 --> 00:09:58,470 We have our own. 260 00:09:58,503 --> 00:10:00,338 They get mixed up sometimes. 261 00:10:00,372 --> 00:10:02,007 Good question, though. 262 00:10:03,275 --> 00:10:05,077 Okay, my turn. 263 00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:06,378 Shoot. 264 00:10:06,411 --> 00:10:08,113 I'm assuming, since you're with Bonnie, 265 00:10:08,146 --> 00:10:10,915 everything... works? 266 00:10:12,284 --> 00:10:14,186 Everything but the legs. 267 00:10:14,219 --> 00:10:17,122 So, you're pretty much always on the bottom. 268 00:10:17,155 --> 00:10:19,324 Yeah. 269 00:10:20,392 --> 00:10:22,527 What do you guys do, flip a coin? 270 00:10:26,498 --> 00:10:28,100 You said I could drive again. 271 00:10:28,133 --> 00:10:29,467 When do I get to drive again? 272 00:10:29,501 --> 00:10:33,005 I'm not gonna just pull over on the freeway. 273 00:10:33,038 --> 00:10:34,139 (siren wailing) 274 00:10:34,172 --> 00:10:36,741 Or maybe I am. 275 00:10:36,774 --> 00:10:39,644 I didn't think rich people got pulled over. 276 00:10:39,677 --> 00:10:41,613 Any chance he's just gonna congratulate us 277 00:10:41,646 --> 00:10:43,982 on how well our lives have turned out? 278 00:10:44,016 --> 00:10:45,717 Get the registration. 279 00:10:47,052 --> 00:10:48,153 (glove box opens) 280 00:10:48,186 --> 00:10:49,387 Oh, no. 281 00:10:49,421 --> 00:10:50,989 Relax. We haven't done anything wrong. 282 00:10:51,023 --> 00:10:52,724 We're two law-abiding, sober women... 283 00:10:52,757 --> 00:10:55,593 Who are carrying about $300 worth of cocaine. 284 00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,264 Maybe it comes with the car. 285 00:11:05,371 --> 00:11:06,905 Are you sure it's coke? 286 00:11:06,939 --> 00:11:10,343 Either that, or Ray's gonna do a teeny, tiny load of laundry. 287 00:11:10,376 --> 00:11:11,744 Get rid of that. 288 00:11:11,777 --> 00:11:12,978 (knocking on window) (gasps) 289 00:11:15,814 --> 00:11:17,583 Be cool. 290 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:22,588 Good evening, officer. 291 00:11:22,621 --> 00:11:24,423 License and registration. 292 00:11:24,457 --> 00:11:26,225 Absolutely. 293 00:11:26,259 --> 00:11:27,593 This is my brother's car. 294 00:11:27,626 --> 00:11:29,428 He's at a basketball game with my boyfriend. 295 00:11:29,462 --> 00:11:31,697 He's in a wheelchair. Not my brother, my boyfriend. 296 00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:32,965 My-my brother's black. 297 00:11:32,998 --> 00:11:34,633 I'm not saying that because you're black. 298 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:35,968 He's also gay, you might be gay. 299 00:11:36,001 --> 00:11:37,236 That's not my business. 300 00:11:37,270 --> 00:11:39,605 Anyway, here's the license. 301 00:11:40,806 --> 00:11:42,308 That's Christy, she's my daughter. 302 00:11:42,341 --> 00:11:43,376 Say hi, Christy. 303 00:11:43,409 --> 00:11:44,677 Hello. 304 00:11:44,710 --> 00:11:46,579 Are you okay, ma'am? 305 00:11:46,612 --> 00:11:47,846 Menopause. 306 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,715 Cold one second, sweating balls the next, 307 00:11:49,748 --> 00:11:51,750 You'll see. Not now, not for a while. 308 00:11:51,784 --> 00:11:54,587 Are you aware your driver's side taillight is out? 309 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:55,988 Again, uh, my brother's car. 310 00:11:56,021 --> 00:11:57,490 He's at a basketball game with my boyfriend. 311 00:11:57,523 --> 00:11:58,591 I keep saying "boyfriend." 312 00:11:58,624 --> 00:12:00,526 He's really "fiancé," look. See? 313 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:02,428 Congratulations. Thank you. 314 00:12:02,461 --> 00:12:03,562 Be right back. 315 00:12:03,596 --> 00:12:04,597 Mm-hmm. 316 00:12:04,630 --> 00:12:05,731 Oh, my God. 317 00:12:05,764 --> 00:12:07,300 (exhaling): Oh, my God. 318 00:12:09,568 --> 00:12:11,504 Okay, I don't want to alarm you, 319 00:12:11,537 --> 00:12:13,306 but I don't know where the coke went. 320 00:12:13,339 --> 00:12:14,973 That is alarming. 321 00:12:15,007 --> 00:12:16,008 Don't worry. 322 00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:18,911 Finding drugs in the dark is, like, my superpower. 323 00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:19,978 Hold on. 324 00:12:20,012 --> 00:12:21,480 (sighs) 325 00:12:21,514 --> 00:12:22,648 Find it? 326 00:12:22,681 --> 00:12:24,983 Nope. Just a big bag of pot. 327 00:12:25,017 --> 00:12:27,320 (gasps) She's coming back. 328 00:12:29,288 --> 00:12:30,489 All right, ma'am. Oh... 329 00:12:30,523 --> 00:12:31,790 Hello again. 330 00:12:31,824 --> 00:12:35,528 Make sure your brother gets that taillight fixed. 331 00:12:35,561 --> 00:12:36,962 And you ladies have a good night. 332 00:12:36,995 --> 00:12:38,264 Thank you. 333 00:12:38,297 --> 00:12:39,298 Thank you. Thank you! 334 00:12:39,332 --> 00:12:40,366 Too many thank yous. 335 00:12:40,399 --> 00:12:42,568 Thank you. 336 00:12:44,570 --> 00:12:45,804 (both sigh) 337 00:12:45,838 --> 00:12:48,341 Okay. Your turn to drive. 338 00:12:52,411 --> 00:12:53,912 What happened to us? 339 00:12:53,946 --> 00:12:55,714 We used to smuggle suitcases of this stuff 340 00:12:55,748 --> 00:12:57,316 without breaking a sweat. 341 00:12:57,350 --> 00:12:59,285 Mm. We've gone soft. 342 00:13:00,353 --> 00:13:01,454 We're worse than soft. 343 00:13:01,487 --> 00:13:02,555 We're civilians. 344 00:13:02,588 --> 00:13:03,756 You shut your mouth. 345 00:13:05,791 --> 00:13:08,394 I'm not even a little bit tempted to use it. 346 00:13:08,427 --> 00:13:11,630 Mm. I'm a little tempted to sell it. 347 00:13:13,666 --> 00:13:16,001 Something about that comforts me. 348 00:13:16,034 --> 00:13:17,436 (door opens) 349 00:13:17,470 --> 00:13:18,937 (both laughing) Crazy. 350 00:13:18,971 --> 00:13:21,907 Hey. Adam bought me a shirt! 351 00:13:26,479 --> 00:13:27,346 Something wrong? 352 00:13:27,380 --> 00:13:29,282 Very. 353 00:13:29,315 --> 00:13:31,884 Something I did? 354 00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:32,685 No. 355 00:13:32,718 --> 00:13:34,787 Great. Good luck, buddy. 356 00:13:39,392 --> 00:13:40,693 What's up? 357 00:13:40,726 --> 00:13:43,329 You tell us. 358 00:13:43,362 --> 00:13:44,497 What's that? 359 00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:46,499 Oh, come on, Ray. 360 00:13:46,532 --> 00:13:47,833 We found it in your car. 361 00:13:47,866 --> 00:13:48,834 What were you doing in my car? 362 00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:51,604 I'm asking the questions here. 363 00:13:51,637 --> 00:13:53,372 So why does a guy who's been sober three months 364 00:13:53,406 --> 00:13:54,907 have coke and weed in his car? 365 00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:58,811 I must've just forgot about it. 366 00:13:58,844 --> 00:14:00,613 Oh, because that's a thing that happens. 367 00:14:00,646 --> 00:14:04,350 Nobody forgets about three grams of blow. 368 00:14:04,383 --> 00:14:06,719 Unless they've smoked a giant bag of weed. 369 00:14:10,088 --> 00:14:12,825 Come on, admit it, you're still getting high. 370 00:14:14,627 --> 00:14:16,283 Occasionally. 371 00:14:16,795 --> 00:14:19,098 In the last three months, did you go to any meetings? 372 00:14:19,132 --> 00:14:20,399 Yeah. A few. 373 00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:23,302 And I realized I don't have a problem. 374 00:14:23,336 --> 00:14:24,303 Have you gone... 375 00:14:24,337 --> 00:14:26,139 I don't have a problem. 376 00:14:27,473 --> 00:14:28,507 I just didn't tell you 377 00:14:28,541 --> 00:14:29,808 because I knew you'd overreact. 378 00:14:29,842 --> 00:14:31,777 Does David know you're still using? 379 00:14:31,810 --> 00:14:32,778 Yeah. 380 00:14:32,811 --> 00:14:34,513 And? 381 00:14:34,547 --> 00:14:37,683 David and I are on a break. 382 00:14:37,716 --> 00:14:39,818 Well, guess what, buddy, if you want to keep using, 383 00:14:39,852 --> 00:14:41,687 we're gonna be on a break, too. 384 00:14:43,489 --> 00:14:45,258 Listen to you. 385 00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:47,660 Straight up Marjorie. 386 00:14:47,693 --> 00:14:51,264 Yeah. Could the day get any worse? 387 00:14:53,266 --> 00:14:55,301 (sighs) This brings back memories, doesn't it? 388 00:14:55,334 --> 00:14:58,837 Yeah. You can almost hear the cops banging on the door. 389 00:14:58,871 --> 00:14:59,772 (chuckles) 390 00:14:59,805 --> 00:15:03,409 Dogs barking, helicopters circling overhead. 391 00:15:03,442 --> 00:15:04,677 There were never helicopters. 392 00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:06,645 You were just really high. 393 00:15:08,681 --> 00:15:11,784 Mm. #Sad. (toilet flushes) 394 00:15:13,719 --> 00:15:16,922 There's gonna be a party in Fish Town tonight. 395 00:15:16,955 --> 00:15:19,525 Okay, so tomorrow, we'll take Ray to a meeting. 396 00:15:19,558 --> 00:15:21,294 In his car. And I'll drive. 397 00:15:21,327 --> 00:15:22,561 Not happening. 398 00:15:22,595 --> 00:15:23,829 (water bubbling) 399 00:15:23,862 --> 00:15:26,865 Uh-oh, the drugs are coming back. 400 00:15:26,899 --> 00:15:28,567 How about that. After all these years, 401 00:15:28,601 --> 00:15:30,669 the toilet's finally throwing up on us. 402 00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:36,442 Hey. 403 00:15:36,475 --> 00:15:38,277 Uh, hey. 404 00:15:38,311 --> 00:15:39,745 Want some coffee? 405 00:15:39,778 --> 00:15:41,247 Uh, you know, I'm gonna pass. 406 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,481 I got to head out. 407 00:15:42,515 --> 00:15:45,784 Oh, really? 408 00:15:45,818 --> 00:15:49,422 Thought we were gonna have that hot sauce eating contest. 409 00:15:49,455 --> 00:15:51,390 Rain check. 410 00:15:51,424 --> 00:15:53,826 Listen, I don't want to wake up Bonnie and Christy. 411 00:15:53,859 --> 00:15:55,461 Would you thank them for me? 412 00:15:55,494 --> 00:15:57,930 Uh, sure, but, uh, what's the rush? 413 00:15:59,398 --> 00:16:01,367 I just got to go. 414 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,336 Okay. 415 00:16:03,369 --> 00:16:04,470 Call me. 416 00:16:04,503 --> 00:16:07,206 (door closes) 417 00:16:11,444 --> 00:16:13,779 Where's Ray? He left. 418 00:16:13,812 --> 00:16:15,948 What? We're supposed to go to a meeting. 419 00:16:15,981 --> 00:16:18,251 I don't know what to tell you, Bonnie. He's gone. 420 00:16:19,352 --> 00:16:20,386 Who's gone? 421 00:16:20,419 --> 00:16:21,420 Ray. 422 00:16:21,454 --> 00:16:22,821 Gone gone? 423 00:16:22,855 --> 00:16:24,823 Yeah, he took his bag. 424 00:16:24,857 --> 00:16:27,426 (sighing): Oh, damn it. 425 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:28,827 Yeah. 426 00:16:30,429 --> 00:16:32,631 I thought of trying to talk him into staying, 427 00:16:32,665 --> 00:16:34,233 but didn't really know what to say to him. 428 00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:36,235 There's nothing you could've said. 429 00:16:41,607 --> 00:16:42,808 I had a gay black friend. 430 00:16:42,841 --> 00:16:45,778 That was gonna be my thing this year. 431 00:16:52,785 --> 00:16:55,921 Hey, Natasha. Getting used to the new job? 432 00:16:55,954 --> 00:16:57,556 No. You know what's more disgusting 433 00:16:57,590 --> 00:16:59,725 than the food people leave behind on their plates? 434 00:16:59,758 --> 00:17:00,993 Having to pick through that food 435 00:17:01,026 --> 00:17:03,195 to find some stupid kid's retainer. 436 00:17:03,228 --> 00:17:06,298 Oh! I always used to lose my retainer. 437 00:17:06,331 --> 00:17:08,166 Then my mom gave me a little plastic bag 438 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,668 to put it in when I was... 439 00:17:09,702 --> 00:17:11,069 What is wrong with you? 440 00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:17,776 Don't take it personally, she's still pretty raw. 441 00:17:17,810 --> 00:17:21,079 I'm with Natasha, that story was going nowhere. 442 00:17:23,015 --> 00:17:24,783 Have you guys heard from Ray? 443 00:17:24,817 --> 00:17:26,351 Nope. 444 00:17:26,384 --> 00:17:29,554 I talked to his husband, but they haven't spoken in weeks. 445 00:17:30,823 --> 00:17:32,257 He did say Ray lost his job, 446 00:17:32,290 --> 00:17:34,226 and owes money all over the place. 447 00:17:34,259 --> 00:17:36,294 You forget how hard it is to get sober. 448 00:17:36,328 --> 00:17:40,098 I'm afraid the next time we hear from him, he's gonna be in jail. 449 00:17:41,634 --> 00:17:42,701 Or worse. 450 00:17:43,902 --> 00:17:46,304 Well, not everybody makes it. 451 00:17:50,108 --> 00:17:51,777 Thank you. 452 00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:52,845 Oh. 453 00:17:52,878 --> 00:17:54,747 Sure. 454 00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,351 Mm. 455 00:17:59,384 --> 00:18:01,720 She got ketchup on your shoulder.