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Previously on Mom...
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Oh!
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- Oh.
- Uh, too rough?
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No. This would be too rough.
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Ow!
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Best date I ever had.
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I need to break up with him.
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I have one more daffodil
hidden somewhere on my body.
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Care to lead the search party?
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Rudy, we need to talk.
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No... !
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Look at us.
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What?
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Look at us.
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Who's better than us?
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Uh...
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I mean, missionaries, I guess.
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I don't know, I don't know.
Where are you going with this?
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We are so mentally healthy.
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We are so dogged in our
pursuit of better-ness.
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I feel like I'm getting
set up for a favor.
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Do you need your feet pumiced again?
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I just mean, here I am, dropping you off
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at your Al-Anon meeting,
en route to my AA meeting.
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So again I say, who's better than us?
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People who don't need those
meetings in the first place?
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But who else?
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No one.
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- There you go.
- Ah.
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So... do you talk about me?
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Well, it is an Al-Anon
meeting, and you're my Al.
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So, uh, yeah, yeah, you come up.
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And do you speak well of me?
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Yes, Bonnie, I'm the
only person in there
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whose alcoholic is perfect.
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- Okay, but I'm not the worst.
- No, no.
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Was that a genuine "no"
or a sarcastic "no"?
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It's whatever you want it to be.
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Again...
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who's better than us.
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Who's that?
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That's Sam, my sponsor.
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Your sponsor wears suspenders?
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No wonder his wife drinks.
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No, that's Carl.
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Sam's standing next to him, smoking.
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- That's Sam?
- Yeah.
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The same Sam you've been
talking about for three months?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So the "antha" is silent.
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Any chance we could all be?
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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Found him!
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What are you doing in
here for 20 minutes?
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We're backed up.
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Waiters are cooking their own orders.
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I came in for an onion but
got lost in my memories.
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Oh, I don't need to hear it.
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This is where Tammy and
I shared our first kiss.
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And our last kiss.
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- Oh, God.
- Does she ever talk about me at all?
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How about we talk and cook?
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- Talk and cook!
- No, no, no.
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Could you text her for me?
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Huh? Tell her I'm miserable without her.
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No, that sounds weak.
Tell her I'm in play.
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No, just tell her I'm fine
with whatever she wants.
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No big whoop either way.
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"Rudy says hi."
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Ah, subtle. Well played.
Shocking you're a spinster.
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Did she text back yet?
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- No.
- Oh.
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- How about now?
- No!
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- Oh. Now?
- You would hear it!
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Well, I thought maybe it happened
when I was saying, "Now?"
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Ooh, bingo.
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Mm. Some ass named Roscoe
said he got an "A" in English.
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Oh, give me that!
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How was your meeting?
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Good. Yours?
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Good. Good.
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Did you share?
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- I did.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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And did you talk about
Sam having a vagina?
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No, but I did talk about
how this ride was gonna go,
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and so far, I was right on the money.
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Oh, is it not going well
for you? 'Cause I'm fine.
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Oh, come on, Bonnie. So
what if Sam's a woman?
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I just find it curious
you never told me.
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I didn't even think about it at first,
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and then the longer I didn't tell you,
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the weirder I felt
about saying something.
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You know,
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I missed my window.
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Like the guy at the deli,
who still gets my name wrong.
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I should've corrected him
the second time, but I didn't.
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So now I'm forever "Beef Baloney Dan."
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Who's better than us?
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You listen to me, Mr. Adam Janikowski.
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You cannot just sit there and pretend
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this is not a big deal!
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No, no, I'm talking!
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You obviously kept her a secret
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because you have feelings for her.
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Oh, that is such a lie!
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Oh, nice try, nice try. We're
not changing the subject.
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Oh, and of course she smokes.
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"Who's hotter than me? Me, who smokes."
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Are we gonna start smoking again?
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Well, I should, because
apparently it turns Adam on.
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So it's yes? 'Cause the
off-brand gas station
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is still open, and they're
50 cents a pack cheaper there.
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Give me eight bucks,
I can make this happen.
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We're not smoking. I'm
just pissed at Adam,
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who's sleeping like he doesn't
have a problem in the world.
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Well, you do, buddy!
You got a big, fat problem!
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Oh, I get it.
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You're in a whisper fight.
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I used to do that with you all the time.
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Deal me in.
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His Al-Anon sponsor is a woman.
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Sam?
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"antha."
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Like in, "Meanwhile, across town,
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Samantha was flat on her back
in the Flatiron District."
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Oh.
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I so miss Sex and the City.
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And sex.
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I'm gonna miss sex with Adam
when he leaves me for Samantha.
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I'll still have sex, but I'll miss Adam.
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Sorry, I just don't see what's so bad.
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My G.A. sponsor is a guy.
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Yeah, uh, I've seen him.
Least sexy guy on the planet.
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I'm up against Angie frickin' Dickinson.
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- Who's that?
- Oh, for God's sake!
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Just go to bed.
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So... it's definitely
a no on the smoking?
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Look, if I'm divorced by
the weekend, we can smoke.
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I like my chances.
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I might buy a lighter.
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What are you doing?
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Chef Rudy asked me to
take pictures of you.
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I get bonus points
if your mouth is open.
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That is super creepy.
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Why'd you say yes?
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I actually feel sorry for the guy.
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He talks about you. He cries about you.
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He yells your name when
he's pounding the veal.
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Ew!
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No, literally, we serve a lot of veal.
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Then my plan is working.
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What plan?
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Love is a game, Christy,
and I'm great at it.
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I thought you didn't want to have
a relationship with Chef Rudy.
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I thought I didn't either,
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and then, last Tuesday
night around 10:00, I did.
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So I butt-dialed him with my fingers
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and made sounds like I
was taking a bubble bath.
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Wait, hang on. What
would that sound like?
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Mm.
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Oh!
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You couldn't do that
with your own glass?
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I don't get playing games.
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When I like a guy, I just tell him.
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Oh!
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What? Men appreciate honesty.
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Oh!
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For God's sake, Christy, you
don't give away the mystery.
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I was a stripper.
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I've been giving away the
mystery since I was 18.
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Even I played a little
hard-to-get with Victor.
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Took him a while to tug
down those sweatpants, huh?
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Oh, don't look now, but
your plans just walked in
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and is acting surprised to see us.
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You know who isn't
surprised: the puppet master.
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Tammy! Ah, is that you?
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Tammy, what a strange coincidence.
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Ah, to think that I
would run into you here,
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at the, uh... Burgundy Bistro.
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Yes, I've been meaning
to try their, uh... oh...
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three-bean chili.
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- Chili, coming up.
- Ooh. Right.
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Well, I hope you don't
mind if I sit at this table
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adjacent to your own.
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So, anyway, I've
got dates with both Ricardo
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and Brad tonight.
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I mean, I love Ricardo's fire,
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but Brad does manage a LensCrafters.
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- Oh, what to do?
- Mm.
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Not sure, but first I'm
off to wax Downtown Disney,
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'cause someone's getting
in my tea cup tonight.
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Here's your chili.
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Good Lord, has someone
already eaten this?
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Are you primping?
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Is there someone here
worth primping for?
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Owen.
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Hit bottom last year on
vodka and Mountain Dew.
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Ah, he is cute. How you gonna blow it?
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I am not gonna blow it.
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I'm gonna be the puppet master.
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Oh. Go get 'em, tiger.
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Oh, I'm gonna get him.
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I'm gonna get him so good he's
not gonna know what got him.
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Like a sexy sex ninja.
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Just watch and learn.
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Oh, I'm gonna watch.
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Hey, Christy, looking for a seat?
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No.
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And the game is on.
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Is it, though?
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Oh, really, Adam? How would
you like it if I sponsored
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one of the cute guys in here?
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Will you stop that?
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Tell him. He's the one
who won't let it go.
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You know you look crazy.
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Yeah. People on the street
were trying to give you change.
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One quarter. Relax.
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It doesn't matter who Adam
is hearing the message from,
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as long as he's hearing the message.
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My first sponsor was a guy.
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Yeah, but back then, there
were only three people
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in the program.
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She's old.
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Look at Owen ignoring me.
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He's good, but I'm better.
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Oh. Guess who just
sent me a TikTok video?
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A 12-year-old you
met at the mall?
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Hi, Tammy. Ticktock. Ticktock.
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Paul, explain this to me again.
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I don't think I'm getting
it. Am I supposed to move?
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Ticktock. Ticktock.
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Oh, no! Don't press send!
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That was painful.
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In a super hot way.
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I'm gonna watch it again...
By myself, if you don't mind.
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Wow, guy! No means no!
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How did that girl ever get married?
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Drugs were involved.
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She was out in the living room
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whisper-fighting with me all night.
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Why didn't you go talk to her?
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Because I have a better chance
of winning if I'm not there.
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Come on, Adam. Don't you think
you might owe Bonnie an amends?
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What am I supposed to say?
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I'm sorry I didn't tell
you that Sam was a woman?
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Thanks, Adam. I appreciate
you validating my feelings.
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What was that?
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I'm being Bonnie.
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Not even close.
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First you got to make fun of my hair.
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- What's wrong with your hair?
- Thank you. Also,
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it's louder, it's scarier
and more arm waving.
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And if I make a good point,
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you got to bring up something
that I did wrong two years ago.
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00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:59,345
Okay, so-so maybe just
stop at "I'm sorry."
257
00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:01,233
Just "I'm sorry"? I'm
allowed to do that?
258
00:12:01,258 --> 00:12:02,190
Sure.
259
00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:03,722
No, I'm asking Bonnie.
260
00:12:03,747 --> 00:12:05,180
Am I allowed to do that?
261
00:12:05,205 --> 00:12:06,604
Oh, um...
262
00:12:06,629 --> 00:12:09,463
Do whatever you want, Fluffy!
263
00:12:12,867 --> 00:12:14,759
That was good, but you got
to get on your chair.
264
00:12:14,784 --> 00:12:17,326
- Oh. Yeah.
- Okay.
265
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,399
I traded up.
266
00:12:27,085 --> 00:12:29,619
Bonnie, I should've told
you that Sam was a woman.
267
00:12:29,813 --> 00:12:31,079
I was wrong,
268
00:12:31,104 --> 00:12:32,362
and...
269
00:12:33,575 --> 00:12:34,940
I'm sorry.
270
00:12:37,848 --> 00:12:39,644
And that's it.
271
00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:43,650
Gus, you're out.
272
00:12:43,865 --> 00:12:47,854
Daddy's home and he's singing
the sweet, sweet music.
273
00:12:47,890 --> 00:12:49,123
So, we're good?
274
00:12:49,183 --> 00:12:51,236
Yeah. And I'm sorry, too.
275
00:12:51,261 --> 00:12:52,995
I should've stayed out of your program.
276
00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:55,020
It's definitely working for you. For us.
277
00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:56,478
It is. It is.
278
00:12:56,633 --> 00:12:59,368
So you're cool with me
having her as a sponsor?
279
00:12:59,393 --> 00:13:01,204
Couldn't be cooler. In fact,
it's great she's a woman.
280
00:13:01,229 --> 00:13:02,550
She'll help you understand me.
281
00:13:02,575 --> 00:13:05,309
She already has. She's the one
that suggested I say I'm sorry.
282
00:13:06,478 --> 00:13:07,611
Oh?
283
00:13:09,753 --> 00:13:11,519
That was Sam's idea?
284
00:13:11,544 --> 00:13:12,855
Yeah, she dropped by the bar today
285
00:13:13,321 --> 00:13:14,820
and she talked me through it.
286
00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:18,587
Oh. She dropped by the bar?
287
00:13:18,612 --> 00:13:20,284
Yeah.
288
00:13:20,555 --> 00:13:23,723
How often does she drop by the bar?
289
00:13:25,549 --> 00:13:27,215
When she's in the neighborhood.
290
00:13:28,243 --> 00:13:30,610
So she drops by the bar
291
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:33,269
when she's in the neighborhood.
292
00:13:33,294 --> 00:13:35,327
Mm-hmm.
293
00:13:35,368 --> 00:13:38,877
And does she have a drink
when she drops by the bar
294
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,568
'cause she's in the neighborhood?
295
00:13:41,512 --> 00:13:42,677
Oh, God.
296
00:13:42,746 --> 00:13:44,646
You are so naive!
297
00:13:44,671 --> 00:13:46,304
I work a lot,
298
00:13:46,329 --> 00:13:47,594
and it's on her way home.
299
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,019
It's totally innocent.
300
00:13:49,044 --> 00:13:50,310
No, you're totally innocent.
301
00:13:50,335 --> 00:13:52,575
This is exactly like two years ago
302
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,534
with the thing when I was right.
303
00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:59,161
W-W-Wait, d-don't you meet
Marjorie at the bistro?
304
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:02,374
Yes, where we sip soup loudly
in a brightly lit setting.
305
00:14:02,399 --> 00:14:04,821
Marjorie's got a napkin tucked
into her collar like a bib.
306
00:14:04,846 --> 00:14:07,279
Is that what Sam's doing?
She got a bib tucked in there?
307
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,349
Or is she sipping a Pinot
and sucking on her cigarette
308
00:14:09,374 --> 00:14:11,841
like it's, you know, not a cigarette?
309
00:14:11,953 --> 00:14:14,520
I can't believe you don't trust me.
310
00:14:14,545 --> 00:14:16,044
Oh, I trust you. I don't trust her.
311
00:14:16,069 --> 00:14:17,179
You don't even know her!
312
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:19,004
Oh, I know her. I am her.
313
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,527
Or I was her. And I could still be her.
314
00:14:21,552 --> 00:14:24,558
But because of you,
I'm me and she's her!
315
00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:28,206
Wait. Wait, wait. You
have a male therapist
316
00:14:28,231 --> 00:14:30,436
who you meet alone in his house.
317
00:14:30,461 --> 00:14:31,893
Do I say anything about that?
318
00:14:31,918 --> 00:14:33,581
- Well, maybe you should.
- Uh... Wait, what?
319
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,172
No. He's a mess.
320
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:38,333
You know, Sam is helping me,
321
00:14:38,358 --> 00:14:39,791
and that's all that should matter.
322
00:14:39,816 --> 00:14:42,117
Gus, you're back in!
323
00:14:48,145 --> 00:14:51,513
If I just put my head in this
pot, it would all be over.
324
00:14:53,823 --> 00:14:57,663
Hey. Table four would like
to personally thank you
325
00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,254
for their branzino.
326
00:14:59,279 --> 00:15:01,813
Oh, would they? Don't
they know I'm in pain?
327
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,013
Did they really like it?
328
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,937
Yes. And they want to tell you.
329
00:15:07,117 --> 00:15:10,752
Have some Purell waiting
for me when I return.
330
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:19,274
- Hello, Tammy.
- Hello, Rudy.
331
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,776
What are you doing here?
332
00:15:21,845 --> 00:15:23,778
I miss you.
333
00:15:23,847 --> 00:15:25,753
I miss you, too.
334
00:15:25,778 --> 00:15:28,023
In case you couldn't tell from
the texts and the click-clock.
335
00:15:29,853 --> 00:15:31,286
I loved your video.
336
00:15:31,311 --> 00:15:32,343
- You did?
- Yeah.
337
00:15:32,456 --> 00:15:33,688
Why didn't you tell me?
338
00:15:33,757 --> 00:15:35,490
Well, a gal likes to
keep a guy guessing.
339
00:15:35,515 --> 00:15:36,814
You know, it's part of the game.
340
00:15:36,839 --> 00:15:38,172
Oh, the-the game?
341
00:15:38,197 --> 00:15:39,663
Yeah, you know, the game, the dance.
342
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:42,324
How I worked you up,
pretending not to be interested.
343
00:15:43,534 --> 00:15:44,966
Oh, uh... wh...
344
00:15:45,035 --> 00:15:47,536
So, you were playing me?
345
00:15:47,561 --> 00:15:48,894
All in fun.
346
00:15:49,006 --> 00:15:51,273
Oh, there was nothing fun about it.
347
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,474
You tortured me.
348
00:15:52,543 --> 00:15:54,876
Only so we could get here, now.
349
00:15:54,945 --> 00:15:58,613
Tammy, I'm a person. I have feelings.
350
00:15:58,638 --> 00:16:01,672
I wanted a actual relationship with you,
351
00:16:01,697 --> 00:16:04,364
something significant,
something meaningful.
352
00:16:04,389 --> 00:16:05,989
So did I.
353
00:16:06,014 --> 00:16:07,747
Please don't be upset.
354
00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:10,525
It's too late.
355
00:16:19,203 --> 00:16:20,368
Wow.
356
00:16:21,405 --> 00:16:22,737
That did not go well.
357
00:16:22,806 --> 00:16:25,730
Are you kidding? I have
her right where I want her!
358
00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:28,543
And now the real game has begun!
359
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,049
Damn it.
360
00:16:34,117 --> 00:16:36,785
Adam, if a woman sent
you a text as a lady panda
361
00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:39,545
with super long eyelashes,
you would text her back, right?
362
00:16:39,656 --> 00:16:42,257
I don't know. I find
flirty animals confusing.
363
00:16:42,326 --> 00:16:44,593
Rudy's driving me insane.
364
00:16:44,661 --> 00:16:47,262
I can't stop looking at my
phone. Here, you take it.
365
00:16:47,331 --> 00:16:49,209
No matter what I do, no
matter what I say, no matter
366
00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:51,366
how much I beg, do
not give it back to me.
367
00:16:51,391 --> 00:16:52,590
Okay.
368
00:16:52,703 --> 00:16:53,969
Give it back to me.
369
00:16:54,037 --> 00:16:55,136
Okay.
370
00:16:58,375 --> 00:16:59,774
Hey.
371
00:16:59,843 --> 00:17:02,143
Hey, I didn't expect to see you.
372
00:17:02,212 --> 00:17:03,712
I was on my way back from a meeting
373
00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:05,940
and I hadn't heard from you,
so I thought I'd check in.
374
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,182
How'd it go with Bonnie?
375
00:17:07,251 --> 00:17:10,819
I took your advice, and
at first it went great.
376
00:17:10,844 --> 00:17:13,178
Oh, no. You went past sorry.
377
00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:15,870
Just a little.
378
00:17:15,895 --> 00:17:17,728
Why can't men learn?
379
00:17:17,779 --> 00:17:20,713
Once things are good, stop talking.
380
00:17:20,954 --> 00:17:23,354
Why can't women learn
that men don't learn?
381
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:26,534
Uh, listen, I-I thought
382
00:17:26,603 --> 00:17:28,770
if she knew that my
apology was your idea,
383
00:17:28,795 --> 00:17:31,028
that she'd realize how
much you've been helping me.
384
00:17:31,053 --> 00:17:33,654
This is why I tell my
sponsees: stick to the script.
385
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:35,613
Don't veer from the script.
386
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,917
Yeah, I know. It's just, you
know, I don't want to feel tense
387
00:17:37,942 --> 00:17:39,708
every time I bring your name up.
388
00:17:39,733 --> 00:17:42,367
I mean, does your husband have a
problem with you sponsoring men?
389
00:17:42,653 --> 00:17:45,620
No. He has a problem
with everything else I do.
390
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,989
But if you ever meet him,
don't tell him I said that.
391
00:17:48,058 --> 00:17:49,858
Noted.
392
00:17:49,926 --> 00:17:52,527
And if you ever meet Bonnie...
393
00:17:52,596 --> 00:17:54,929
Well, there's no way to
talk you through that one.
394
00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:59,367
How about we agree to never
meet each other's spouses?
395
00:17:59,436 --> 00:18:00,368
Deal.
396
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:09,244
What's happening?
397
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,293
You were right.
398
00:18:23,318 --> 00:18:26,820
Damn it! This is not how I
want to look when I'm right.
399
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,899
Yeah. I'll tell you again tomorrow.
400
00:18:35,146 --> 00:18:38,761
I can't believe
Rudy's still ghosting me.
401
00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:40,786
Isn't that what you did to him?
402
00:18:40,811 --> 00:18:42,926
Yeah, but I did it as a game.
403
00:18:43,691 --> 00:18:45,525
Um, hello.
404
00:18:47,172 --> 00:18:49,272
Oh, my God.
405
00:18:49,297 --> 00:18:52,398
That crazy, sexy genius.
406
00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:55,902
The puppeteer has become the puppet.
407
00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:58,723
Owen's doing the same thing to me.
408
00:18:58,748 --> 00:19:00,181
He's playing so hard to get,
409
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:02,773
I saw him making out with
someone else during my share.
410
00:19:04,385 --> 00:19:07,348
Well, Rudy leaves me no
choice. Take my phone.
411
00:19:07,373 --> 00:19:09,907
No matter what I say, do
not give it back to me.
412
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:11,825
But doesn't that just
mean neither of you
413
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:12,934
are speaking to each other?
414
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:15,911
Oh, Christy, do you
know nothing of love?
415
00:19:19,054 --> 00:19:21,154
Oh, look. It's Owen.
416
00:19:22,612 --> 00:19:25,045
Dude...
417
00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:27,170
get over me.
418
00:19:27,236 --> 00:19:30,343
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