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And I'll have the southwestern salad.
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But?
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No corn, no beans, no avocado.
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So a bowl of lettuce with some cheese?
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Yes, please. Pepper
Jack instead of cheddar.
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You people never disappoint.
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Okay, we ordered. Are you gonna
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tell them your news, or do I have to?
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I'm not sure it's really news.
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That guy Wayne she met at
the sober jamboree in Canada
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is coming down for a booty call.
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- Marjorie!
- Oh. Stop.
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Nothing's happened between us.
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There was... just a little... energy.
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If you get married,
I call maid of honor.
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Why would I do that?
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They've Skyped twice and
she's worn lipstick both times.
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Oh, you do lurk a lot, don't you?
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More than you know.
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Ooh, and he sent her
pictures of his dogs.
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Oh. He's a dog person.
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That's not bad.
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It's a romantic comedy
waiting to happen.
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He likes dogs, she likes cats.
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Meow, this relationship's
gonna be "ruff."
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Come on! You would see that movie.
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So what are the sleeping
arrangements gonna be?
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Settle down. It's just
gonna be dinner on Friday.
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We all know dinner Friday
means breakfast Saturday.
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I'll make you guys pancakes,
if that's not too lurky.
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I need fries and a Diet Coke.
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No salt, ranch instead of ketchup.
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I am in crisis.
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What's going on?
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Well, you know how I'm hosting
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that big charity event this weekend?
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That we're not invited to, yes.
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Well, come up with
$1,500, you're invited.
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We're having a nice time
here, why you got to be mean?
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Anyway, I got out my antique
silverware to have it polished
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and a bunch of it is missing.
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Oh, sometimes I'm positive
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something is missing, and
I've just misplaced it.
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You think I took 12 forks, eight
spoons, three knives, a ladle
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and then absentmindedly
left them out by the pool?
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What do you think happened?
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I hate to say it, but I think
my housekeeper stole from me.
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Which one?
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I don't know, so I'm gonna
have to fire them both.
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But not till after the party
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'cause they're both
really good at their jobs.
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Honey, y-you don't know
for sure it was them.
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Well, who else had
access and opportunity?
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Be right back, Jill.
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I'm just, uh, looking for some tea.
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Oh! God.
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I just flashed on Marjorie
and Wayne making out.
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Why would I do that?
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Hey, how are you doing?
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What-what are you doing?
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Reading about a farmer
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who sued a railroad in 1897.
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It's a lot more boring than it sounds.
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Ha! Good one.
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Is this for the, uh, class with
that lady professor that yells?
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It's weird. I feel like
she's so much harder
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on the women than the men.
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Maybe she's trying to make us stronger
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so we can take on the patriarchy.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh. I
stole the silverware.
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What?
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Jill's silverware. Five years ago. Me.
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- How could you do that?
- We were practically homeless.
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And in my defense, I had no idea
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we were gonna like her as much as we do.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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- I forgot.
- You forgot?
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You know that thing I do
when I'm ashamed of something
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I've done, I shove it way
down until I forget about it?
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I did that with this.
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You're unbelievable.
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It was a long time
ago. I was barely sober.
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And let's be honest,
I stole from everybody.
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Everybody?
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No.
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Well, you got to tell Jill.
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You're right, you're
right, you're right.
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I'm thinking a sealed letter
she can open after I die.
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Maybe a series of cryptic clues.
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Could be fun for all ages at my funeral.
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Hey, everyone's up.
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What's going on?
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I just remembered I stole
a bunch of silverware
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from Jill five years ago.
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Okay, good night.
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See? He gets me.
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Well, if you don't have blue hydrangeas,
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why would you let me
order 12 arrangements
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featuring blue hydrangeas?
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Come on in.
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You did not just say carnations to me.
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This is a benefit, not
an Appalachian prom.
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Ooh, I tell you what,
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I'm gonna take some
deep cleansing breaths
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while you have somebody
with a tiny shred
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of floral imagination call me.
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Ooh! I swear to God,
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saving these little diabetes
kids is gonna kill me.
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You are such a good
person to be doing this.
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Yeah, well, tell that
to Melanie Kirkpatrick.
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She's head of the event
committee at my club.
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She did not want me hosting this.
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She's still not over
the time I got drunk
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and set the lobsters free at
the charity clambake.
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Dinner and a show. She
should be thanking you.
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Oh, I just really need it to go well
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so I can get back on the A-list.
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And the kids. And the kids.
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It's gonna be a huge success,
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they're gonna donate a lot of money,
everybody's gonna love you,
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I stole your silverware.
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What... what was that?
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Huge success, lot of
money, everyone loves you.
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I think that was it.
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You stole it?
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I was desperate. I did a terrible thing.
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But you and I are in a program
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where everyone has made huge mistakes,
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and this is me owning up to one.
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I'm-I'm truly, truly sorry.
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That silverware's been in
my family for 150 years.
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My great-grandmother
gave it to my grandmother
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who gave it to my
mother who gave it to me,
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and they're all dead now.
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Sounds like maybe it was cursed.
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That silverware is all I had
that connected me to them.
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Oh. Um, I didn't know
it was that important.
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Well, maybe you should have
asked me before you stole it
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so I could have
directed you to something
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less emotionally resonant.
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- Jill...
- Just leave.
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Oh, come on, I'll do
anything to make this right.
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Go! Now.
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Okay, fine.
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Please tell me that
wasn't your grandmother's.
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No, it was Crate & Barrel.
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But I liked it!
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Hey, Marjorie, how's it going in there?
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Oh, I don't know why
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I'm getting so excited for this date.
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The man lives in Canada,
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and you know I hate winter,
so I can't move there.
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He loves winter, she loves summer,
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but will they fall in love?
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Oh, would you like me to set
up a dressing room for you?
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Oh, no, no, no, I'm only 40.
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Um, feel it.
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Fine.
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Oh, mama.
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Do you have an extra small?
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I'm sure I do.
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Oh, Marjorie, you look beautiful.
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Well... not bad for an old broad.
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Look around. In this place, not so old.
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You're in luck.
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What do you think...
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Should I take off... my ring
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before I go on the date?
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Do you feel ready?
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Been two years.
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Yeah, I think if I'm asking
the question, I'm ready.
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Victor, I love you,
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and... I'm grateful for
the time we shared
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and...
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taking this off will never change that.
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That was beautiful.
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Mine. Back off.
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That's a new look for you.
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I went shopping with Marjorie
and this caught my eye.
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Where'd you go, Forever 71?
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Touch it, go ahead, touch it.
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Ooh. Is this happening
on the inside too?
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Yes, it's like I'm wearing a kitten.
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Hi, Jill.
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Hi Wendy, Christy, Tammy, Bonnie.
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How's Clyde?
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Bonnie and Clyde. They were robbers.
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She's a robber. They're all robbers.
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I'm trying to cut the
tension, laugh it up.
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No, this is good, she's
making jokes about me.
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It means she's over it.
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- I'm not over it.
- But you're getting close.
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- No, I'm not.
- But you're singing with me.
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I can sing and
still hate you at the same time.
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You know, if Marjorie were here...
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I thought she was.
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Don't listen. You're awesome.
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In my defense,
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I didn't know I was gonna
like you as much as I do.
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Does she not hear how that sounds?
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Let's just talk it out.
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I mean, look how much
I've forgiven Bonnie for.
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Introducing me to drugs,
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getting me kicked out
of our foster home...
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I forgive her every
day for the bullying.
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And we're in an anti-bullying era.
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Guys? My childhood.
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Thanks for playing.
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See? If Leisure World
over here can forgive me,
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anyone can forgive me.
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- Yeah, well, I'm not gonna.
- Jill, I screwed up.
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But I was a different person then.
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I'm really sorry.
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Excuse me, I have to go to the ladies'.
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Seriously? She thinks I'm
gonna steal out of her purse?
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Well, there are consequences
when you steal from someone.
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Mine was seven years in prison,
yours is an awkward lunch.
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What a hit!
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Pass intercepted!
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Do you need me to talk you
down or just get out of the way?
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Talk me down.
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Really? 'Cause this is
a live sporting event.
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There's... O-Okay. Okay.
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- Give me the facts.
- I have apologized my butt off to Jill
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about the silverware, and she
still treats me like a criminal.
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Well, technically, you d...
Uh, okay.
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How about this? Uh...
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just because you're ready to be forgiven
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doesn't mean that
she's ready to forgive.
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I think you should give her time.
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Ugh. I could get better
advice from a clock.
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I have to fix this.
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- I don't think you can.
- Oh, yeah?
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Watch me, clock.
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That was just for dramatic
effect. I have nowhere to go.
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Do you know what my favorite
part of the conference was?
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When I fell on my ass in the snow
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and you stopped me from going
after the kid who laughed?
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It was funny
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when he took a snowball to the face.
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Yeah.
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You got a pretty good arm.
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- Can I tell you about our specials?
- Oh.
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00:11:51,673 --> 00:11:53,806
Uh, no, thanks, we're
just having coffee.
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Yes.
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Coffee.
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Yeah, two coffees.
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I actually have dinner plans after this.
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Yes. So do I.
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That's why I'm so dressed up.
Who'd wear velvet to coffee?
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How'd the date go?
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Can you not stop smiling?
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Okay. You're not smiling.
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Did you just now stop smiling?
256
00:12:23,635 --> 00:12:26,072
Turns out it was coffee, not a date.
257
00:12:26,097 --> 00:12:29,465
Oh. Sorry. Been there.
258
00:12:29,506 --> 00:12:30,972
Once, I thought I was on a date,
259
00:12:30,997 --> 00:12:34,596
but turns out it was
a dentist appointment.
260
00:12:35,369 --> 00:12:38,494
Well, obviously, Wayne
just wants to be friends.
261
00:12:38,519 --> 00:12:41,463
Dr. Gann just wanted me to floss.
262
00:12:43,286 --> 00:12:46,521
But I-I thought that
Wayne came here to see you?
263
00:12:46,546 --> 00:12:48,747
No, he's here on business.
264
00:12:48,772 --> 00:12:50,596
I'm the one who built it up
265
00:12:50,621 --> 00:12:52,788
because I'm a ridiculous old woman.
266
00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:54,861
I don't like it when my
mother calls you that,
267
00:12:54,886 --> 00:12:57,320
and I don't like it when you do it.
268
00:12:57,345 --> 00:12:59,345
I've never been so humiliated.
269
00:12:59,676 --> 00:13:01,268
Really?
270
00:13:01,503 --> 00:13:04,838
'Cause, for a couple of
years, your address was
271
00:13:04,863 --> 00:13:06,897
"cardboard box."
272
00:13:07,775 --> 00:13:10,952
All right, well, this
was a close runner-up.
273
00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:12,587
Here's the good news:
274
00:13:12,612 --> 00:13:14,278
you got excited about someone,
275
00:13:14,303 --> 00:13:16,436
which means you are
ready to get out there.
276
00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:18,261
And that means you're
gonna get out there,
277
00:13:18,286 --> 00:13:19,763
and that means you're
gonna find someone.
278
00:13:19,788 --> 00:13:21,721
You know what?
279
00:13:21,886 --> 00:13:23,586
I'm really fine being alone.
280
00:13:23,611 --> 00:13:25,912
I'm a lot like you in that way.
281
00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:29,481
I tried to kiss my dentist.
282
00:13:29,506 --> 00:13:30,939
You think I'm fine being alone?
283
00:13:33,802 --> 00:13:34,834
What you watching?
284
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,480
My house.
285
00:13:36,505 --> 00:13:37,771
What's it doing?
286
00:13:37,796 --> 00:13:40,926
It's bustling with caterers
and florists and delivery guys,
287
00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:42,228
and now, because of your mother,
288
00:13:42,253 --> 00:13:44,455
I can't stop obsessing over
what they might be stealing.
289
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,342
They're not stealing. They're working.
290
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,658
Mm. Already saw one guy help himself
291
00:13:48,683 --> 00:13:50,483
to an ice cream
sandwich from my freezer.
292
00:13:50,508 --> 00:13:51,774
Joke's on you, sir.
293
00:13:51,799 --> 00:13:54,103
Those are two years old
and made with hemp milk.
294
00:13:54,852 --> 00:13:57,186
Hey, don't you spit that on my floor.
295
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,810
That stone is porous!
296
00:14:01,638 --> 00:14:03,213
Oh, no.
297
00:14:03,238 --> 00:14:05,238
- What?
- Wayne's here.
298
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:06,916
I told him about this meeting.
299
00:14:06,941 --> 00:14:08,774
I didn't think he'd come.
300
00:14:08,799 --> 00:14:10,076
That's your Wayne?
301
00:14:10,101 --> 00:14:13,781
- He's hot.
- Yeah. He's my hot, platonic friend.
302
00:14:13,806 --> 00:14:15,005
Wasn't a date.
303
00:14:15,030 --> 00:14:16,430
- Oh.
- Oh.
304
00:14:16,586 --> 00:14:18,572
- Hi, Wayne.
- Hey, Marjorie.
305
00:14:18,597 --> 00:14:20,998
I, uh, saved you a seat next to me.
306
00:14:21,023 --> 00:14:24,269
Oh. Sorry, I always sit with my girls.
307
00:14:24,294 --> 00:14:25,693
These are my girls.
308
00:14:25,718 --> 00:14:26,861
Say hi, girls.
309
00:14:26,886 --> 00:14:28,308
Hi.
310
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,832
Hi, girls.
311
00:14:30,076 --> 00:14:31,776
Marjorie, come here.
312
00:14:31,845 --> 00:14:35,136
- There's a guy I want you to meet.
- Don't help me.
313
00:14:36,519 --> 00:14:39,520
And the wisdom to know the difference.
314
00:14:44,754 --> 00:14:47,557
Well, Wayne, it was
great to see you again.
315
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:48,681
Safe travels.
316
00:14:48,815 --> 00:14:50,081
Actually, I was wondering
317
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,673
what you were doing after the meeting.
318
00:14:51,698 --> 00:14:53,899
Oh, I think I've had enough coffee.
319
00:14:55,168 --> 00:14:57,635
Look, I'm sorry about the other night.
320
00:14:58,234 --> 00:15:01,369
I really wanted it to be more, but...
321
00:15:01,766 --> 00:15:03,699
I got cold feet.
322
00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:05,790
You did?
323
00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:08,666
Yeah, my wife died a
year and a half ago.
324
00:15:09,773 --> 00:15:13,174
Sometimes it feels like a long time.
325
00:15:14,825 --> 00:15:16,424
Sometimes it really doesn't.
326
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,773
Ooh, I understand that.
327
00:15:19,798 --> 00:15:22,431
And I haven't been on a
date for 40 years, so I...
328
00:15:22,456 --> 00:15:24,223
I have no idea what I'm doing. Well,
329
00:15:24,248 --> 00:15:26,043
why didn't you tell me?
330
00:15:26,068 --> 00:15:28,468
Because I haven't been
on a date for 40 years.
331
00:15:28,725 --> 00:15:30,758
And the feet... cold.
332
00:15:33,063 --> 00:15:34,821
How are the feet feeling now?
333
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,679
Want to give it another try?
334
00:15:37,139 --> 00:15:39,047
Yeah, I-I would like that.
335
00:15:40,135 --> 00:15:41,234
Oh.
336
00:15:41,259 --> 00:15:43,726
Hey, Marjorie.
337
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:48,943
This guy over there is
asking me for your number.
338
00:15:49,056 --> 00:15:51,423
So... Well, tell him thank you,
339
00:15:51,448 --> 00:15:53,133
but Wayne and I are going out to dinner.
340
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,696
Oh, my God, that's so great.
341
00:15:56,176 --> 00:15:58,143
There's no guy.
342
00:16:00,546 --> 00:16:02,946
- Oh, good. You're still here.
- Oh.
343
00:16:03,226 --> 00:16:05,481
I was just leaving. Got to make sure
344
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,867
my bartender doesn't steal
my jewelry, thanks to you.
345
00:16:07,892 --> 00:16:09,340
Please, just give me one minute.
346
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,846
Where were you? You missed the meeting.
347
00:16:10,871 --> 00:16:13,511
I got caught in traffic
driving back from San Francisco,
348
00:16:13,536 --> 00:16:14,969
where I was able to track down
349
00:16:14,994 --> 00:16:17,328
some very similar
pieces of silverware...
350
00:16:17,484 --> 00:16:19,484
Not as old but not new...
351
00:16:19,509 --> 00:16:21,750
That definitely belonged
to someone's grandmother,
352
00:16:21,878 --> 00:16:24,735
which I hope you will accept
with my deepest apologies.
353
00:16:24,909 --> 00:16:27,376
Boy, you went to a
lot of trouble, Bonnie.
354
00:16:27,401 --> 00:16:30,202
Jill, didn't Bonnie
go to a lot of trouble?
355
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,797
Sorry. I gave it a shot.
356
00:16:34,084 --> 00:16:35,683
Come on. Please take it.
357
00:16:40,771 --> 00:16:43,586
Shelby, you just moved into
a new place, right? Enjoy.
358
00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:48,736
Hey. Give that back.
359
00:16:51,642 --> 00:16:53,708
Biscotti... go.
360
00:16:53,733 --> 00:16:55,720
Crème brûlée... go.
361
00:16:55,745 --> 00:16:57,945
Flour-less chocolate cake... hold!
362
00:16:59,849 --> 00:17:01,115
Go.
363
00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:02,539
Go, go, go!
364
00:17:03,414 --> 00:17:04,786
Oh, God, I know
365
00:17:04,854 --> 00:17:06,065
you probably have more
important things to do,
366
00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:07,500
but please just get me through dessert
367
00:17:07,524 --> 00:17:10,211
and coffee and saying goodbye
to people whose names I forgot.
368
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,927
There you are.
369
00:17:12,952 --> 00:17:15,336
Melanie. Is everything okay?
370
00:17:15,361 --> 00:17:17,164
You know, Jill, when the
committee selected you
371
00:17:17,189 --> 00:17:19,167
to host this event, I had my doubts,
372
00:17:19,192 --> 00:17:21,526
which I expressed passionately.
373
00:17:21,551 --> 00:17:24,719
Yeah. You included me on the text.
374
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,845
I just had a hard time imagining
this not being a disaster.
375
00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:30,071
But look. You're still dressed,
376
00:17:30,096 --> 00:17:32,196
and no one slipped in your vomit.
377
00:17:32,221 --> 00:17:35,227
Yeah, yay for me.
378
00:17:35,252 --> 00:17:38,820
And... I'm not that person anymore.
379
00:17:38,845 --> 00:17:40,111
No, you're not.
380
00:17:40,357 --> 00:17:43,580
And I need to stop judging
you on who you used to be.
381
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:46,534
Thank you. That means a lot.
382
00:17:46,979 --> 00:17:50,768
Clear your April, 'cause we've
got AIDS and leukemia coming up.
383
00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:54,214
Oh, I'd be thrilled to get either!
384
00:17:54,322 --> 00:17:56,922
Yes! I am back, baby.
385
00:18:05,703 --> 00:18:07,930
Oh. Hello.
386
00:18:07,955 --> 00:18:10,155
I'm here to make a formal apology.
387
00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:12,780
Well, you're certainly dressed for it.
388
00:18:17,093 --> 00:18:18,477
Listen...
389
00:18:19,251 --> 00:18:21,429
I realized a couple of things tonight.
390
00:18:21,731 --> 00:18:24,617
One... no one likes salmon toast but me.
391
00:18:25,112 --> 00:18:26,727
And two...
392
00:18:26,752 --> 00:18:29,920
I don't want to be judged
on who I used to be, and...
393
00:18:29,945 --> 00:18:31,744
that's exactly what
I've been doing to you.
394
00:18:31,769 --> 00:18:33,435
I'm so sorry for being an idiot.
395
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,451
Oh, you weren't. I broke your trust.
396
00:18:35,476 --> 00:18:38,444
I know earning that
back is gonna take time.
397
00:18:38,715 --> 00:18:40,481
Not as long as you think.
398
00:18:40,506 --> 00:18:41,772
Come here.
399
00:18:44,578 --> 00:18:46,220
And for the record,
400
00:18:46,245 --> 00:18:48,445
I didn't expect to like you, either.
401
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,417
Aw!
402
00:18:56,766 --> 00:18:58,266
Oh, good God!
403
00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:00,430
How many of those things did you buy?
404
00:19:02,045 --> 00:19:04,297
I don't have a man!
405
00:19:12,548 --> 00:19:13,647
What?
406
00:19:13,672 --> 00:19:16,374
I just remembered. I stole
$20 out of your wallet
407
00:19:16,399 --> 00:19:17,998
the first time we slept together.
408
00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:20,998
Oh. Okay.
409
00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:25,636
What?
410
00:19:25,661 --> 00:19:27,484
And the second time.
411
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,101
Okay.
412
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:34,781
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