1 00:00:09,069 --> 00:00:11,770 Mom? 2 00:00:11,838 --> 00:00:14,139 Adam? 3 00:00:16,492 --> 00:00:17,586 Yes. 4 00:00:17,654 --> 00:00:21,089 I said I didn't want to go, and you made me go. 5 00:00:21,114 --> 00:00:22,180 No. 6 00:00:22,205 --> 00:00:23,804 Then you sat there like a lump. 7 00:00:23,829 --> 00:00:26,028 I finally find a couple we can be couple friends with, 8 00:00:26,053 --> 00:00:27,986 and you consciously uncoupled us. 9 00:00:28,011 --> 00:00:31,188 The guy called soccer "football." He's from Milwaukee. 10 00:00:32,273 --> 00:00:34,102 There's no excuse for that. 11 00:00:34,992 --> 00:00:37,729 Why are you so hung up on having couple friends? 12 00:00:37,754 --> 00:00:39,140 It's what you do when you get married. 13 00:00:39,165 --> 00:00:40,876 You cultivate relationships with other couples. 14 00:00:40,901 --> 00:00:42,554 You go to movies together, you meet for sushi, 15 00:00:42,579 --> 00:00:43,779 you stay at their beach house. 16 00:00:43,804 --> 00:00:45,236 They had a beach house. 17 00:00:46,306 --> 00:00:49,211 Really? Do they have any kids my age? 18 00:00:50,172 --> 00:00:51,753 Don't bother. He killed it. 19 00:00:51,778 --> 00:00:54,547 And not the good kind of "killed it" like you young people say. 20 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:57,582 Fine, if it'll make you happy, I'll have another brutal dinner 21 00:00:57,607 --> 00:01:00,508 with a couple of hipsters you met at the Artichoke Festival. 22 00:01:00,533 --> 00:01:03,398 Are you kidding? 'Cause when I said we should do this again, 23 00:01:03,423 --> 00:01:04,889 their voices jumped three octaves. 24 00:01:04,914 --> 00:01:07,016 "Yeah, absolutely!" 25 00:01:08,445 --> 00:01:10,128 Well, if you're looking for a fun hang, 26 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,552 I'll go out with you guys. 27 00:01:13,664 --> 00:01:16,063 Yeah, absolutely. 28 00:01:29,984 --> 00:01:34,984 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 29 00:01:37,102 --> 00:01:38,959 It's just, I've waited so long to get married, 30 00:01:38,984 --> 00:01:40,608 I want the whole married package, 31 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:42,334 and that package includes couple friends. 32 00:01:42,359 --> 00:01:44,445 You know, the kind you go on bicycle trips with. 33 00:01:44,470 --> 00:01:45,845 Adam's in a wheelchair. 34 00:01:45,870 --> 00:01:48,304 - Or take wine-tasting classes. - You're an alcoholic. 35 00:01:48,329 --> 00:01:51,938 Or help you bury relentlessly negative friends in the desert. 36 00:01:52,859 --> 00:01:55,111 She's taking a shot at you. I don't know if you caught it. 37 00:01:55,136 --> 00:01:57,937 Like those idiots could bury me. 38 00:01:58,516 --> 00:02:03,342 Well, couple friends are great until two of you stay behind 39 00:02:03,367 --> 00:02:04,964 in the lodge while your spouses go skiing, 40 00:02:04,989 --> 00:02:06,766 and next thing you know, your husband's asking you 41 00:02:06,791 --> 00:02:09,959 how you got rug burns on your knees playing Scrabble. 42 00:02:12,352 --> 00:02:15,430 Well, you just got a lot more interesting. 43 00:02:15,644 --> 00:02:16,777 Um, hello? 44 00:02:17,002 --> 00:02:18,334 Hi. 45 00:02:18,609 --> 00:02:19,808 Not you. 46 00:02:21,422 --> 00:02:24,715 - What about me and Andy? - Interesting pitch. Bring it home. 47 00:02:25,227 --> 00:02:27,153 Well, I do believe I am the only other one 48 00:02:27,178 --> 00:02:29,085 at this table who's coupled up. 49 00:02:29,110 --> 00:02:30,977 Some of us are just a little pickier. 50 00:02:31,406 --> 00:02:32,837 Maybe a little too picky. 51 00:02:33,031 --> 00:02:34,481 For the last time, I'm not gonna date 52 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:37,055 any of your widowed mall-walking friends. 53 00:02:37,153 --> 00:02:40,053 Seymour is a very vigorous 72. 54 00:02:40,121 --> 00:02:43,513 - That's still way too... - We'll talk about this at home. 55 00:02:46,672 --> 00:02:48,105 I'll take a mall walker. 56 00:02:48,352 --> 00:02:50,453 As long as he doesn't actually have a walker. 57 00:02:50,789 --> 00:02:52,577 Oh, screw it, he can have a walker. 58 00:02:52,602 --> 00:02:54,668 But he has to have his hair. 59 00:02:54,693 --> 00:02:56,760 Ugh, what do I need hair for? 60 00:02:56,785 --> 00:03:00,008 I'm desperate, too. I just hit on my Sparkletts guy. 61 00:03:00,033 --> 00:03:03,414 It didn't go well. I can't have water now. 62 00:03:04,814 --> 00:03:06,380 You know, you and Andy could be fun. 63 00:03:06,405 --> 00:03:07,337 We think so. 64 00:03:07,406 --> 00:03:08,683 I mean, you don't have a vacation home, 65 00:03:08,707 --> 00:03:10,039 but you do have a nice pool. 66 00:03:10,152 --> 00:03:11,518 I have a vacation home. 67 00:03:11,675 --> 00:03:15,243 - You do? - No. Not in Santa Barbara, not anywhere 68 00:03:17,259 --> 00:03:19,726 Split six ways? Actually, I only had soup. 69 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:21,395 Oh, I did have two iced teas. 70 00:03:21,464 --> 00:03:23,730 I'll get the calculator. 71 00:03:24,383 --> 00:03:26,319 I'm gonna hit the ladies'. 72 00:03:26,344 --> 00:03:27,724 Tell me what I owe you when I get back. 73 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,807 I'll go with you. You know what they say about BLTs. 74 00:03:29,832 --> 00:03:32,199 You don't buy 'em, you rent 'em. 75 00:03:33,894 --> 00:03:36,362 Wouldn't that be true of all food? 76 00:03:36,544 --> 00:03:39,789 I find it's best not to press these things. 77 00:03:41,570 --> 00:03:43,339 I don't have to go, I just need to talk. 78 00:03:43,883 --> 00:03:46,319 Oh, okay. I'll just, I'll just be a minute. 79 00:03:46,344 --> 00:03:48,645 No, Marjorie is driving me nuts. 80 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,053 Can this wait a sec? 81 00:03:50,158 --> 00:03:52,959 Christy, I was in prison seven years. The mystery's gone. 82 00:03:53,992 --> 00:03:56,019 Okay, don't have to go anymore. 83 00:03:56,305 --> 00:03:58,765 You see how she's going all Scrooge McDuck with the bill? 84 00:03:58,790 --> 00:04:00,811 That's nothing compared to how she is at home. 85 00:04:00,836 --> 00:04:02,869 She's cheap, she's controlling. 86 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:04,727 I mean, even the cats are avoiding her. 87 00:04:04,875 --> 00:04:07,594 I'm serious. We exchange knowing glances. 88 00:04:07,619 --> 00:04:09,176 You think it's hard living with Marjorie? 89 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,633 Try living with my mother. 90 00:04:10,658 --> 00:04:12,591 She is the reason I don't bring guys home. 91 00:04:14,109 --> 00:04:16,039 Well, she's one of the reasons. 92 00:04:16,151 --> 00:04:17,417 Does Bonnie freak out 93 00:04:17,442 --> 00:04:19,313 when you accidentally throw out the Valpak? 94 00:04:19,338 --> 00:04:21,744 "Damn it to hell, you threw out the Valpak!" 95 00:04:22,344 --> 00:04:25,081 That is such a Marjorie word. "Valpak." 96 00:04:25,106 --> 00:04:26,926 Oh, you know what's another good one? 97 00:04:26,951 --> 00:04:28,695 "Trash bag." 98 00:04:28,749 --> 00:04:32,251 "Tammy, I found a Valpak in the trash bag." 99 00:04:35,226 --> 00:04:37,422 It's not funny when you live with it, Christy. 100 00:04:38,173 --> 00:04:40,006 If it's so bad, why don't you save up some money 101 00:04:40,031 --> 00:04:41,130 and get your own place? 102 00:04:41,199 --> 00:04:42,199 I have enough money now. 103 00:04:42,224 --> 00:04:43,857 I'm crushing it with the handyman stuff. 104 00:04:44,012 --> 00:04:45,779 Williams-Sonoma has me fixing stuff there 105 00:04:45,804 --> 00:04:47,103 for the next three weeks. 106 00:04:47,215 --> 00:04:49,949 Did you know that they make pasta with zucchini? 107 00:04:49,974 --> 00:04:51,984 Still vegetables. 108 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:57,146 You have money to live alone without an annoying older woman? 109 00:04:57,253 --> 00:04:58,619 That's my dream. 110 00:05:04,219 --> 00:05:08,195 You each owe 16 bucks, so wipe it, zip it, wrap it up. 111 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,504 Move out. 112 00:05:14,529 --> 00:05:16,758 Do it, do it for me. 113 00:05:19,081 --> 00:05:22,283 Get out. It's a grill and a stick-burning smoker? 114 00:05:22,308 --> 00:05:24,317 Buddy, you can make a cake with this thing. 115 00:05:24,342 --> 00:05:25,541 Won't it stink? 116 00:05:26,272 --> 00:05:28,445 Yeah. But you made it in a barbecue. 117 00:05:29,714 --> 00:05:32,381 And check this out. You can isolate zones. 118 00:05:32,494 --> 00:05:34,427 I'm going slow and low on the pork butt 119 00:05:34,452 --> 00:05:36,750 while I sear with high heat on the lamb chops. 120 00:05:38,133 --> 00:05:40,567 See this? It's my mind. 121 00:05:40,592 --> 00:05:43,398 Know why it's over here? 'Cause it's blown. 122 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:46,534 - To meat. - Meat. 123 00:05:48,336 --> 00:05:50,977 Look at 'em. It's like the best play-date ever. 124 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:53,603 I don't think I'm gonna get mine to leave. 125 00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:56,905 You guys are such a nice break from Andy's cop friends. 126 00:05:56,930 --> 00:05:58,485 I mean, how many times can a girl laugh 127 00:05:58,510 --> 00:06:01,883 when a guy says "Don't worry, it is a gun in my pocket." 128 00:06:02,747 --> 00:06:05,348 I'm willing to bet at least one of them wasn't a gun. 129 00:06:05,416 --> 00:06:07,969 Herb, with the lingering hugs. 130 00:06:09,287 --> 00:06:11,053 I got to say, I'm glad we did this. 131 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:13,133 Doing this couple thing is fun. 132 00:06:13,158 --> 00:06:15,758 It is. So this Santa Barbara house, 133 00:06:15,783 --> 00:06:18,891 if we climb a tree, can we see Oprah? 134 00:06:20,977 --> 00:06:23,891 - To dessert. - To dessert. 135 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:25,849 They should make meat dessert. 136 00:06:26,137 --> 00:06:28,604 Like meat in a pie. 137 00:06:28,629 --> 00:06:30,570 Meatloaf pot pie. 138 00:06:31,509 --> 00:06:33,075 But no peas. 139 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:35,789 Why do people ruin everything with peas? 140 00:06:35,814 --> 00:06:37,814 Get out of here, peas. 141 00:06:40,318 --> 00:06:42,185 Mm. Okay. 142 00:06:42,210 --> 00:06:44,043 Whoa. 143 00:06:44,155 --> 00:06:45,388 One more Predator handshake. 144 00:06:45,456 --> 00:06:46,722 Do you want to be Dutch? 145 00:06:46,876 --> 00:06:48,409 I am Dutch. 146 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:51,505 What's the matter, Dillon? 147 00:06:51,529 --> 00:06:55,164 FBI got you pushing too many pencils? 148 00:07:00,165 --> 00:07:02,315 Did we look this stupid when we were drinking? 149 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:04,688 Yes, but I still got laid. 150 00:07:05,095 --> 00:07:06,986 And let's be honest, so will they. 151 00:07:07,011 --> 00:07:08,155 Hey, babe. 152 00:07:08,179 --> 00:07:12,446 Babe. Let's fire up the 'cuzza... Jacuzzaroo. 153 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,461 He has never called it that. 154 00:07:15,486 --> 00:07:18,354 Come on, Bonnie, 'c-cuzzaroo. 155 00:07:18,379 --> 00:07:20,078 'Cuzzaroo! 156 00:07:20,103 --> 00:07:21,136 'Cuzzar... 157 00:07:21,938 --> 00:07:24,103 Oh, like there's a chance in hell 158 00:07:24,128 --> 00:07:26,295 we're gonna get naked in front of... 159 00:07:30,728 --> 00:07:32,979 - I loved your share, Tammy. - Thanks. 160 00:07:33,011 --> 00:07:36,045 Even though you did ignore the timer twice. 161 00:07:36,070 --> 00:07:39,038 I live a big life, Marjorie. And it wasn't twice... . 162 00:07:39,063 --> 00:07:40,563 We'll talk about this at home. 163 00:07:42,149 --> 00:07:44,023 I need you. 164 00:07:44,048 --> 00:07:45,314 What's going on? 165 00:07:45,383 --> 00:07:46,861 I found a great apartment, but I got to give them 166 00:07:46,885 --> 00:07:48,818 a check on Friday or I lose the place. 167 00:07:49,079 --> 00:07:50,663 Fantastic. Give them a check. 168 00:07:50,688 --> 00:07:51,954 I still haven't told Marjorie. 169 00:07:51,979 --> 00:07:53,700 I started to, but then I got cold feet. 170 00:07:53,725 --> 00:07:55,569 And then I accidentally threw out another Valpak, 171 00:07:55,593 --> 00:07:58,063 so I was coming from a position of weakness. 172 00:07:58,273 --> 00:07:59,873 Will you talk to her for me? 173 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:02,485 This is something you got to do alone. 174 00:08:03,433 --> 00:08:05,622 Like your 40s. 175 00:08:05,647 --> 00:08:07,847 Please? I work a half-day at Williams-Sonoma tomorrow. 176 00:08:07,872 --> 00:08:09,972 You guys can come by and we can go out to lunch. 177 00:08:10,798 --> 00:08:13,019 Okay, but you're assuming she's gonna be upset. 178 00:08:13,044 --> 00:08:14,343 She could be happy. 179 00:08:14,618 --> 00:08:16,610 Why would she be happy? 180 00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:20,409 Right, she's gonna be devastated. It'll be good. 181 00:08:21,396 --> 00:08:24,230 - Hey, couple buddy. - Hey, you. 182 00:08:24,255 --> 00:08:27,093 Adam could not stop talking about Andy and your barbecue. 183 00:08:27,118 --> 00:08:28,401 So, listen, what do you say 184 00:08:28,426 --> 00:08:30,359 we recapture the magic this weekend? 185 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:33,151 Maybe take a little drive down to your place in Santa Barbara? 186 00:08:33,176 --> 00:08:35,109 Ooh, this weekend? 187 00:08:35,266 --> 00:08:38,274 - Or next. - Ooh, next? 188 00:08:38,842 --> 00:08:41,253 We could do it another time. Do you want to do it another time? 189 00:08:41,278 --> 00:08:44,196 Yeah, absolutely. Let's make a date. 190 00:08:45,053 --> 00:08:46,653 I have a calendar on my phone. 191 00:08:46,678 --> 00:08:49,228 I just learned how to, how to use it. 192 00:08:53,028 --> 00:08:54,627 Way to go, pally. 193 00:08:54,783 --> 00:08:57,274 Jill and Andy hate us, and it's all your fault. 194 00:08:58,884 --> 00:09:00,433 Jill and Andy don't hate us. 195 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:02,369 Yes, they do. They don't want to go out with us anymore. 196 00:09:02,393 --> 00:09:04,204 So now it's just gonna be you, me, and... let's be honest... 197 00:09:04,228 --> 00:09:05,728 Christy until we die. 198 00:09:07,009 --> 00:09:08,441 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 199 00:09:08,466 --> 00:09:10,706 - Andy and I are great. - Yeah, I thought so, too, when he was 200 00:09:10,734 --> 00:09:12,445 Officer and a Gentleman-ing you out of the hot tub, 201 00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:15,962 but, uh... apparently not. 202 00:09:15,987 --> 00:09:18,864 - Why are you so sure it's me? - Who else was there? 203 00:09:23,392 --> 00:09:26,782 "Andy, want to grab a beer?" 204 00:09:26,814 --> 00:09:28,610 Prepare to be ghosted, because you're never gonna... 205 00:09:30,365 --> 00:09:31,798 "Now? Sure." 206 00:09:33,787 --> 00:09:35,754 And a fist bump. It's you. 207 00:09:42,822 --> 00:09:43,876 Oh. 208 00:09:43,901 --> 00:09:45,935 It smells so good in here. 209 00:09:46,103 --> 00:09:48,537 It's like a pumpkin made love to a gingerbread man 210 00:09:48,562 --> 00:09:50,603 in an orange grove. 211 00:09:50,868 --> 00:09:54,946 I'm just excited you got to meet some of my mall walker friends. 212 00:09:55,540 --> 00:09:57,874 Seymour really is vigorous. 213 00:09:59,139 --> 00:10:00,673 I hope he calls. 214 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,334 - Oh, my God. - What? 215 00:10:03,915 --> 00:10:06,499 Valerie Bertinelli has that mixer. 216 00:10:06,524 --> 00:10:08,657 Tell Seymour I want this for Christmas. 217 00:10:10,761 --> 00:10:12,294 Can I offer you a sample? 218 00:10:12,319 --> 00:10:14,986 Tomato focaccia with basil-infused olive oil. 219 00:10:15,143 --> 00:10:17,677 Ooh. Sounds yummy. Thanks. 220 00:10:17,702 --> 00:10:20,970 Um, I don't suppose 221 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,195 that you would be hiring, would you? 222 00:10:23,587 --> 00:10:26,052 Uh, well, you could go to our website 223 00:10:26,077 --> 00:10:28,010 and fill out an application. 224 00:10:28,035 --> 00:10:30,235 Do you know what a website is? 225 00:10:34,579 --> 00:10:36,629 I believe I can figure it out. 226 00:10:36,654 --> 00:10:38,387 Good for you! 227 00:10:41,431 --> 00:10:43,402 Marjorie, is everything all right? 228 00:10:43,427 --> 00:10:44,893 Yeah. Why? 229 00:10:45,157 --> 00:10:48,374 'Cause it sounded like you were asking for a job. 230 00:10:49,321 --> 00:10:51,711 Okay. 231 00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:53,202 I'm a little embarrassed about this, 232 00:10:53,227 --> 00:10:54,847 so please don't tell the other ladies, 233 00:10:54,872 --> 00:10:58,837 but I am having a few... financial issues. 234 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,143 But I thought Victor had money. 235 00:11:01,212 --> 00:11:02,644 Well, he did. 236 00:11:02,669 --> 00:11:05,391 And then he got sick, and between the meds 237 00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:07,853 and the home health care, there's very little left. 238 00:11:08,163 --> 00:11:09,428 I'm so sorry. 239 00:11:09,453 --> 00:11:11,553 Well, thank God for Tammy. 240 00:11:11,666 --> 00:11:13,432 If she weren't kicking in on rent, 241 00:11:13,457 --> 00:11:15,657 I think I might not still have the house. 242 00:11:15,682 --> 00:11:16,802 Hey, guys! 243 00:11:17,282 --> 00:11:18,761 Oh, my God, aren't those good? 244 00:11:18,786 --> 00:11:20,473 I've been eating so many, my blood type's 245 00:11:20,498 --> 00:11:23,031 tomato focaccia-positive. 246 00:11:23,144 --> 00:11:25,845 That's just a little Willy Sonoma humor. 247 00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:27,114 All right, let's go do this lunch. 248 00:11:27,138 --> 00:11:29,004 No-no-no, no lunch. 249 00:11:29,073 --> 00:11:32,007 Yes, lunch. We have a lot to talk about. 250 00:11:32,032 --> 00:11:33,953 But I'm not hungry anymore. 251 00:11:33,978 --> 00:11:36,110 But you promised you'd be hungry. 252 00:11:36,712 --> 00:11:39,040 But now I've changed my mind. 253 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:40,649 But we were gonna have this lunch, 254 00:11:40,674 --> 00:11:42,579 and you were gonna support me through that. 255 00:11:43,509 --> 00:11:46,499 But now I'm not, so I will support you 256 00:11:46,524 --> 00:11:48,290 at a future meal TBD. 257 00:11:49,915 --> 00:11:53,228 Oh... for heaven's sakes. 258 00:11:53,253 --> 00:11:55,251 She doesn't think I can afford lunch 259 00:11:55,276 --> 00:11:57,143 because I just told her I was having 260 00:11:57,168 --> 00:11:58,978 a few money problems. 261 00:11:59,298 --> 00:12:03,038 And that your rent was really saving her. 262 00:12:03,825 --> 00:12:05,899 Oh! 263 00:12:07,841 --> 00:12:09,441 No lunch. 264 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,345 Knock, knock. 265 00:12:19,844 --> 00:12:22,468 Bonnie. 266 00:12:22,493 --> 00:12:23,826 What are you doing here... 267 00:12:24,027 --> 00:12:26,394 past two maids and a gate? 268 00:12:27,868 --> 00:12:29,276 I was just in the neighborhood, 269 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,540 thought I'd drop in to find out why you hate me. 270 00:12:32,923 --> 00:12:34,744 Is it 'cause I broke the fairy statue 271 00:12:34,769 --> 00:12:35,968 in the guest bathroom? 272 00:12:36,587 --> 00:12:39,775 It's a sea sprite, and I didn't know about that. 273 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,980 The wings are in the toilet tank. 274 00:12:44,144 --> 00:12:46,458 - So, what'd I do? - Nothing. 275 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,872 Great. So, when are the four of us gonna hang out again? 276 00:12:48,897 --> 00:12:50,062 Real soon. 277 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:53,409 Look at you, lying to me right in front of Buddha. 278 00:12:54,933 --> 00:12:56,258 I'm not lying! 279 00:12:56,283 --> 00:12:58,159 Really? You sure about that? 280 00:12:59,425 --> 00:13:00,863 I know "real soon" is code 281 00:13:00,888 --> 00:13:02,054 for "don't want to do it." 282 00:13:02,519 --> 00:13:04,366 Okay, then why don't you shut up 283 00:13:04,391 --> 00:13:06,958 and pretend like everything's fine like a normal person? 284 00:13:07,114 --> 00:13:08,747 Because I want to know what I did. 285 00:13:09,128 --> 00:13:11,206 Oh, God. 286 00:13:11,319 --> 00:13:12,685 It isn't you, it's Adam. 287 00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:14,800 I knew it! 288 00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:17,579 Is it the loud chewing? 289 00:13:17,604 --> 00:13:19,620 'Cause maybe we just don't have salad. 290 00:13:21,823 --> 00:13:25,195 No. It's not that. He's a great guy. 291 00:13:27,030 --> 00:13:30,948 I was just really uncomfortable watching Andy get drunk. 292 00:13:32,164 --> 00:13:34,097 I've never seen him like that before. 293 00:13:34,894 --> 00:13:36,909 And you're afraid if he and Adam hang out, 294 00:13:36,934 --> 00:13:38,200 it'll become a regular thing? 295 00:13:38,378 --> 00:13:40,911 Well, Adam does like to party. 296 00:13:43,933 --> 00:13:45,761 I guess I just realized that I don't want to be 297 00:13:45,786 --> 00:13:47,058 around that anymore. 298 00:13:47,789 --> 00:13:49,188 I don't know how you do it. 299 00:13:49,706 --> 00:13:51,513 Honestly, I don't mind. 300 00:13:51,538 --> 00:13:53,271 When he has a beer and a half at night, 301 00:13:53,296 --> 00:13:54,860 it reminds me I can't drink that way, 302 00:13:54,885 --> 00:13:56,196 and when he occasionally gets sloppy, 303 00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:58,323 it reminds me I don't want to drink that way, so... 304 00:13:58,348 --> 00:14:00,081 Also, he broke the sea sprite. 305 00:14:05,539 --> 00:14:07,386 Do you think I'm being too rigid? 306 00:14:07,564 --> 00:14:08,575 What I think doesn't matter. 307 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,532 You have to do what's right for you. 308 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:13,753 Thanks. 309 00:14:15,211 --> 00:14:17,211 You're a really good friend. 310 00:14:17,885 --> 00:14:19,418 The kind of friend who gets a spare key 311 00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:21,862 to your Santa Barbara house? Don't say anything. 312 00:14:25,745 --> 00:14:27,345 Think about it. 313 00:14:35,815 --> 00:14:37,807 Oh, by the way, it was you. 314 00:14:45,559 --> 00:14:49,328 I just never expected to be without money at this age. 315 00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:52,206 It's humiliating. Who will hire me? 316 00:14:52,231 --> 00:14:54,326 I haven't worked in years. 317 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:57,285 I'm over 65. I have a record. 318 00:14:59,378 --> 00:15:00,993 Don't worry. There's gonna be 319 00:15:01,018 --> 00:15:03,339 plenty of places that will hire you. 320 00:15:03,449 --> 00:15:06,042 Tammy, would you pass the focaccia? Mm. 321 00:15:06,968 --> 00:15:09,369 Ooh, are those samples? 322 00:15:11,112 --> 00:15:14,050 No, we brought them from home. 323 00:15:19,329 --> 00:15:20,828 Nice work, Christy. 324 00:15:22,382 --> 00:15:24,783 I've been job hunting for weeks. 325 00:15:24,808 --> 00:15:26,408 If I don't find something, 326 00:15:26,521 --> 00:15:28,354 I may have to sell my house. 327 00:15:29,390 --> 00:15:34,659 What'll happen to my cats? They're old. Like me. 328 00:15:35,929 --> 00:15:37,847 People don't take in old cats. 329 00:15:37,872 --> 00:15:40,522 Yeah, but unlike you, people can't necessarily tell 330 00:15:40,547 --> 00:15:42,613 that the cats are old. 331 00:15:49,784 --> 00:15:52,654 Look, Marjorie, I've been where you are. 332 00:15:52,679 --> 00:15:55,080 I know how you feel, so I'm going to say to you 333 00:15:55,105 --> 00:15:57,503 what you always say to me when I'm spinning out. 334 00:15:57,839 --> 00:15:59,307 You have a roof over your head. 335 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,309 - Yes, but... - Are your bills paid? 336 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,294 Okay. I know where this is going. 337 00:16:03,319 --> 00:16:04,496 Do you have food in your fridge? 338 00:16:04,521 --> 00:16:06,658 Yes. Minus the French vanilla yogurt. 339 00:16:06,726 --> 00:16:08,293 I didn't eat it, I spilled it. 340 00:16:08,318 --> 00:16:10,034 You know what? We'll talk about it at home. 341 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,634 Just take it one day at a time. 342 00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:18,659 At least for today, you have everything you need. 343 00:16:19,003 --> 00:16:21,863 Worst-case scenario, which rarely happens, 344 00:16:21,888 --> 00:16:24,188 you're never gonna be on the street, because you have us. 345 00:16:24,213 --> 00:16:25,644 And we're roomies for life. 346 00:16:25,669 --> 00:16:27,335 In fact, you should raise my rent. 347 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,161 I'm making money like a call girl at the ESPYs. 348 00:16:37,261 --> 00:16:40,415 Mmm, smells good. 349 00:16:40,507 --> 00:16:42,874 Well, that's curious, 'cause nothing's cooking yet. 350 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:46,932 Got to get this baby seasoned up so it can rest 351 00:16:46,957 --> 00:16:48,523 before it faces the flame. 352 00:16:48,548 --> 00:16:50,348 Hey, would you mind grabbing me a beer? 353 00:16:50,373 --> 00:16:51,772 I'd get it myself, but, you know, 354 00:16:51,797 --> 00:16:54,531 the timing on this is crucial. 355 00:16:55,339 --> 00:16:57,042 Andy, can we talk? 356 00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:01,670 You mean right now, during the crucial seasoning phase? 357 00:17:02,972 --> 00:17:04,573 Yeah. 358 00:17:04,598 --> 00:17:07,112 Uh... sure. 359 00:17:12,644 --> 00:17:14,449 I don't know how to say this. 360 00:17:14,474 --> 00:17:16,576 Well, you know, take your time 361 00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:18,503 and gather your thoughts. 362 00:17:20,991 --> 00:17:22,591 No, I need to get this out now. 363 00:17:22,659 --> 00:17:24,237 Yeah. 364 00:17:24,942 --> 00:17:28,198 The other night when Bonnie and Adam were here, I just... 365 00:17:30,311 --> 00:17:32,144 I don't know, I-I was really uncomfortable 366 00:17:32,169 --> 00:17:33,568 being around that kind of drinking. 367 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:37,886 Oh. Yeah, uh, sorry about that. 368 00:17:37,910 --> 00:17:39,910 We kind of went overboard. 369 00:17:40,521 --> 00:17:42,081 The thing is... 370 00:17:42,789 --> 00:17:45,523 it made me realize that I want to have a sober home, 371 00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:48,393 and that includes... being with someone 372 00:17:48,418 --> 00:17:49,618 who doesn't drink. 373 00:17:51,350 --> 00:17:52,716 Oh. 374 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,769 This is hard, because you're the best thing 375 00:17:57,794 --> 00:18:00,162 that's happened to me in a long time. 376 00:18:00,823 --> 00:18:02,229 Maybe ever. 377 00:18:03,644 --> 00:18:05,878 And it's not like I think you have a drinking problem. 378 00:18:05,903 --> 00:18:08,073 I know you drink like a regular guy. 379 00:18:09,473 --> 00:18:13,167 But, honestly, I don't want to kiss you and taste beer. 380 00:18:15,948 --> 00:18:17,556 Not that that's wrong for you. 381 00:18:17,581 --> 00:18:20,315 I mean, you have your way of living, and I have mine. 382 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:22,519 Maybe the two don't blend. 383 00:18:23,816 --> 00:18:26,254 Like-like a bad Long Island iced tea. 384 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:27,567 You know, I've had some good ones, 385 00:18:27,591 --> 00:18:28,790 I've had some bad ones, 386 00:18:28,815 --> 00:18:30,915 I've had a lot of 'em because I'm an alcoholic. 387 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,507 And this just isn't gonna work out between the two of us, 388 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,097 um, so goodbye. 389 00:18:40,331 --> 00:18:43,284 Or... I could just not drink. 390 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,003 What? 391 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:51,060 I mean, if it makes you uncomfortable, I won't drink. 392 00:18:51,949 --> 00:18:54,011 You can do that? 393 00:18:54,036 --> 00:18:55,369 Absolutely. 394 00:18:57,355 --> 00:19:00,589 Oh, my God. I love that you would do that for me. 395 00:19:00,614 --> 00:19:01,680 Aw... 396 00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:05,686 And I hate you because you can. 397 00:19:14,324 --> 00:19:15,885 You know, I love Marjorie. 398 00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:17,432 And I know she's going through a tough time, 399 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,335 and I'm gonna be there for her no matter what it takes. 400 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,512 But I got to be honest. 401 00:19:20,537 --> 00:19:22,396 It is not easy. 402 00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:23,909 I'm so stressed. 403 00:19:23,933 --> 00:19:25,617 I wake up every night in a cold sweat 404 00:19:25,641 --> 00:19:29,054 because I dreamt I accidentally threw out the Valpak... again 405 00:19:31,736 --> 00:19:35,007 You know what? You do get used to it. 406 00:19:35,031 --> 00:19:40,031 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --