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You know, we make a big deal around here
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when we've been sober for three months.
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I just want to say I've been
in a committed relationship
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for three months. Where's my chip?
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Really? She wants a
boyfriend and a chip?
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I'm just enjoying that she's
missing a button on her blouse.
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I mean, it's going so well
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it's making me nervous.
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We do have our problems.
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Andy's a cop, so watching police shows
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has become incredibly annoying.
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He's all, "That's not
how we search somebody.
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No cop I know can run for five
blocks, then jump a fence."
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And then my alcoholic
brain starts thinking,
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"Is this the thing that's gonna
make me have to break up with him?"
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'Cause it's got to be something.
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So I call Marjorie,
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and she says I should
just focus on the fact
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that I'm in a healthy relationship
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with a good man who's crazy about me.
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If anybody knows how
the hell to do that,
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talk to me after. Thanks.
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Who else would like to share?
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Mary. Hi, I'm Mary,
and I'm an alcoholic.
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Hello, Mary.
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I had hoped the autumn winds
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would bring a little change in my life.
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Instead, I'm just sad and chilly.
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This program has really
helped me get my life together.
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I wish my family would follow my lead.
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I have to call my daughter by 8:00 a.m.,
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otherwise she's too drunk
to carry on a conversation.
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And my grandson Todd got arrested again.
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For stealing a car this time.
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At least he's thinking bigger.
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But I don't have money for bail,
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let alone a lawyer.
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You know, in the past,
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I'd be all worked up over that.
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But now I trust that my
higher power has a plan.
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So no need to worry.
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God's got his eye on Mary. Thank you.
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Hi. Bonnie, alcoholic.
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- Sorry, that's all the time we have.
- What?
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God, grant me the serenity...
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Don't worry, I'm totally
okay with the fact
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that you hogged all the time.
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Mom!
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And the wisdom to know the difference.
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- Hi. I'm Bonnie, and I'm an alcoholic.
- What are you doing?
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I had a rough morning,
and I'm not leaving
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until you people hear about it.
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Nothing triggers me more
than when people blame me
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for something that I didn't do.
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So I'm at the grocery store,
and I pick up one lime,
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and it starts a lime avalanche.
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And then the produce guy looks at me
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like I should pick them up.
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I don't work there. I didn't build
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the structurally unsound lime pyramid.
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Hey, Mary, wake it up.
I'm telling my story.
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Mary. Oh, my God!
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Mary, are you all right?
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Marjorie, call 911.
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I should have been able
to do more to help her.
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I mean, I'm a nurse, for God's sake.
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She had an aneurism, there's
nothing you could have done.
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Maybe we should all find
peace in the fact that
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Mary passed away sober
and surrounded by friends
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who cared about her.
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Sorry, this is my first
sober person death, and I...
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I didn't realize how festive
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a strawberry milkshake would look.
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I can't believe how sudden it was.
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Why am I so sad? I barely knew her.
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Maybe that's why.
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I barely knew her, and now I never will.
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Mary's last moment on this earth
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was me being mean to her.
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I'm a horrible person.
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Nothing?
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No comfort from anyone?
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Mary knew not to take
what you said personally.
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She probably just tuned you
out, like the rest of us do.
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You open your mouth, and all
I hear is an air conditioner.
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That's the comfort I was
looking for. Thank you.
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You know, her share today
was the most positive
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I've ever heard her.
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Yeah, because she thought
God had a plan for her.
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And he did. He was gonna kill her.
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I don't think that's how it works.
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You know, when you think about it,
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God has a plan to kill all of us.
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It's just a matter of where and when.
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And how. Also how.
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Hey, what are you doing up?
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Well, I had coffee too late in the day,
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and also, our friend died suddenly.
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That led to questioning
God's plan for me,
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and whether I should trust this guy.
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Really? You used to buy drugs
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from a guy without a nose,
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but you're running a
background check on God?
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I'm just trying to make
sense out of Mary's death.
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And I'm-I'm thinking that, you know,
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maybe I can help her
grandson out with his case.
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Wait, this is the same
grandson who robbed us?
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Maybe after that, you can
take a Nazi to Disneyland.
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Please go back to bed.
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No. I'll just lie
there beating myself up
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for being a jerk to Mary.
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I wish I could apologize.
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You can.
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Like talking to the dead?
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I only 80% believe in that stuff.
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Unless you move this
glass right now, Mary!
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Yeah, now I'm at 75.
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- I'm talking about a living amends.
- Never heard of it.
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Really? Because people share about it
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all the time at meetings.
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Honey, I listen to you,
Tammy and sometimes Jill,
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if she's wearing a bright color.
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It's a thing where if you can't
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make a direct amends to
the person you harmed,
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you take a kinder attitude
with everyone else.
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What, I was mean to Mary,
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so now I got to be nice
to a bunch of randos?
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Or just people you know. Or live with.
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Ugh, let me try talking to Mary first.
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Mary, I am sorry for being rude to you.
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If we're good, I'm gonna
need you to move this glass.
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She says we're good,
and I can stay mean.
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Mary, are you gonna haunt my mother
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if she's not nice to everyone else?
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Ooh, she's here.
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- Christy!
- I'm here.
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- Christy!
- I'm here.
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- Christy!
- I'm here.
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Oh. Good morning.
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I'm working from the floor today.
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Okay. Here's your smoothie.
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You'll need to hold it up to my mouth.
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Don't look at me when you do it.
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It'll make me feel vulnerable.
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No, that's my eye. Find my mouth.
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Ah.
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Are you all right?
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I am not. Last night,
while under the influence
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of a particularly
zippy strain of sativa,
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my Tinder date and I made
the ill-advised decision
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to tape folders to our feet
and ski down the stairs.
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We terrified my dog,
and I tweaked my back.
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Then we had sex and I destroyed my back.
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Oh! Oh! Spasm. Help me up!
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- Ow.
- Sorry.
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- Ow.
- Sorry.
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- Ow. Oh!
- Sorry.
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That feels good. Stay right there.
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Ah.
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While I have you, can
I ask a quick favor?
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Well played.
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I'm-I'm trying to help
out a friend's grandson
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who just got arrested.
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Do you know a criminal
lawyer who might be able
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to handle it pro Bono?
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- I'll do it.
- You will?
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All of the partners are
required to do pro Bono work.
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This is a great opportunity
for you to do mine.
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I'm still in law school.
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You think I'm ready
to handle my own case?
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Oh, God, no. I just don't
care how this turns out.
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So, is this the rest of my day?
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Yep. Stop moving my
head with your boobs.
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What are you doing?
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Well, I was gonna sit
there, but then I realized
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that's where Mary sat,
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and I didn't want to sit on her spirit.
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Like I did when she was alive.
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Again, nothing?
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Look, I admit I did not treat her well,
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but I'm trying to make up for it.
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To that end, I think we
should leave this chair empty
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to honor Mary.
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Oh, Mary would love that.
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I'm barely holding it together.
Can we not talk about Mary?
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Speaking of Mary,
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I called her daughter, and she said
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they're not planning to have a memorial.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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It is. So I'm gonna throw one.
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My way of getting to
know her a little better.
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That is such a loving
and kind thing to do.
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- Are you being mean?
- I'm being sincere.
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Yeah. Still can't tell.
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This Mary thing's
really scrambled my eggs.
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I mean, I know she was way
older than the rest of us...
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I think she was a couple
years younger than Marjorie.
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- What?!
- Yup.
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It's not just Marjorie's
clothes that make her old,
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it's actual time.
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Sorry. New to nice.
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I've never thought about this,
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but Marjorie could go at any minute.
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Oh, yeah, she's definitely next.
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Damn it.
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Just knock on the door when you're done.
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Thank you.
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Hello, Mr. Davis.
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My friends call me Stink.
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Well, how about we split the difference
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and call you Todd?
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My name is Christy Plunkett,
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and I am here to offer
you legal representation.
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You're a lawyer?
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Not yet, but I work
for a really mean one,
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which sucks for me but
could be great for you.
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I was also a friend of your grandma's.
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I'm very sorry for your loss.
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Thanks. You know who's getting her TV?
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I don't.
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As my sort of lawyer,
could you find out?
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Sure.
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Oh, I also want her microwave.
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It's got a button with
a popcorn picture on it.
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There's one for a potato, too,
but it doesn't work as good.
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You know, I was there
when your grandmother died.
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She loved you so much.
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In fact, her last words were about you.
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That's nice. Hey, can I have your bra?
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Nothing weird. I'm just
gonna sell it to a guy.
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He'll probably do
something weird with it.
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You know what? I am
gonna call you Stink.
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Hey, Veronica, do you have a minute... ?
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Oh, that's new.
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It just got delivered.
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I'm hoping to do three to
four miles per conference call.
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So you're feeling better?
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Either that, or I'm super high
on painkillers. Maybe both.
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Anyway, I went to the
jail and interviewed Todd.
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Ah. Interval training.
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Just keep going.
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I'm talking to you and myself.
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I don't think we should
represent this guy.
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He's definitely guilty
and a total scumbag.
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Ugh, this thing wants me
to climb a mountain now?
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Christy, take over until
it flattens out again.
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- I don't see how that would...
- Take over!
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Christy...
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people who need lawyers
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tend to be people who make bad choices.
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So, do we judge bad choices?
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No, we love bad choices,
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because they pay for our
shoes and food and vacations.
255
00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:59,461
Do you like shoes and
food and vacations?
256
00:12:00,294 --> 00:12:03,195
Not these shoes, not right now.
257
00:12:04,219 --> 00:12:08,567
It's just, I know he's gonna
get out and steal again,
258
00:12:08,592 --> 00:12:10,525
I can just tell.
259
00:12:10,682 --> 00:12:13,483
Well, look, in our justice
system, everyone is entitled
260
00:12:13,508 --> 00:12:15,695
to a competent defense...
That's the bottom line.
261
00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,987
If you don't believe in that,
you shouldn't be a lawyer.
262
00:12:18,168 --> 00:12:20,321
Yeah, you're right.
263
00:12:20,743 --> 00:12:22,648
Ooh! It's leveling again.
264
00:12:22,717 --> 00:12:24,416
- Your turn.
- Nope, I got to pee.
265
00:12:24,441 --> 00:12:25,750
Keep it going.
266
00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:29,157
I said keep it going!
267
00:12:32,641 --> 00:12:34,604
And who has the BLT and fries?
268
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:35,928
That's me.
269
00:12:35,953 --> 00:12:37,640
A BLT and fries?
270
00:12:37,665 --> 00:12:39,265
Why don't you just vape on a scooter
271
00:12:39,290 --> 00:12:41,383
while not being vaccinated?
272
00:12:45,784 --> 00:12:47,483
It's turkey bacon.
273
00:12:47,508 --> 00:12:49,608
Liar. That's real bacon.
274
00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:50,899
No, it's turkey.
275
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,633
Seriously? This is delicious.
276
00:12:54,226 --> 00:12:55,725
Fake bacon's come a long way.
277
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:57,710
Next time, perhaps you
should think about trusting
278
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,125
our friend Marjorie.
279
00:13:01,905 --> 00:13:03,915
Thank you, Bonnie.
280
00:13:05,927 --> 00:13:08,194
I appreciate your new attitude.
281
00:13:08,219 --> 00:13:09,906
Good 'cause it's about as comfortable
282
00:13:09,931 --> 00:13:11,797
as passing a kidney stone.
283
00:13:13,916 --> 00:13:16,116
Yay, Christy's here.
284
00:13:16,141 --> 00:13:18,241
I know that came out
phony, but I meant it.
285
00:13:18,616 --> 00:13:20,249
How did court go?
286
00:13:20,274 --> 00:13:22,141
It was a disaster.
287
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:24,900
Oh. You'll win next time, sweetie.
288
00:13:24,925 --> 00:13:26,445
No, we won.
289
00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:28,834
A man who prefers to be called Stink
290
00:13:28,859 --> 00:13:30,826
is now back on the streets.
291
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:33,719
Clearly, God's plan for me
is to be a terrible person
292
00:13:33,744 --> 00:13:35,977
who sets other terrible people free.
293
00:13:37,438 --> 00:13:38,702
Well, do you think he's gonna come
294
00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:40,025
to his grandmother's memorial?
295
00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:42,360
'Cause that'll change the
head count for the caterers.
296
00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:46,071
Nothing is worse than
running out of crab legs.
297
00:13:46,096 --> 00:13:48,096
What about dying?
298
00:13:49,430 --> 00:13:51,946
Crab legs? You're really going all out.
299
00:13:51,971 --> 00:13:54,271
Everybody deserves a big
party when they're dead.
300
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:57,119
This could be my new career.
Dead people party planner.
301
00:13:58,535 --> 00:14:00,223
I love that for you.
302
00:14:00,248 --> 00:14:02,196
I mean, you should work
on the name, but yeah.
303
00:14:02,922 --> 00:14:04,383
You being mean?
304
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,408
I don't even know anymore.
305
00:14:14,618 --> 00:14:17,963
Other than Todd contaminating
the chocolate fountain,
306
00:14:18,368 --> 00:14:20,469
this is just beautiful, Jill.
307
00:14:20,945 --> 00:14:24,013
I know. It's perfect.
308
00:14:24,038 --> 00:14:26,305
It's just, I put this whole
thing together for Mary,
309
00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:27,683
but I didn't know her at all,
310
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,441
so I picked all the things I like
311
00:14:29,727 --> 00:14:32,622
and now I feel like
I'm at my own funeral.
312
00:14:32,691 --> 00:14:34,490
It's okay. You're still alive.
313
00:14:34,515 --> 00:14:36,961
See? Not your picture.
314
00:14:37,385 --> 00:14:39,418
Yeah, well, I can't
go through this again.
315
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,130
Since most of y'all
are gonna die before me,
316
00:14:41,155 --> 00:14:43,467
I need to know your favorite
flower, hors d'oeuvres and song.
317
00:14:43,561 --> 00:14:47,344
Daffodil, corn nuts, and
"Poison" by Bell Biv DeVoe.
318
00:14:49,077 --> 00:14:51,265
Mm. It's your funeral.
319
00:14:51,501 --> 00:14:53,901
That could be the name of my company.
320
00:14:55,012 --> 00:14:56,445
Hold on, where's Wendy?
321
00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:58,704
Did you notice I noticed
that all by myself?
322
00:14:58,729 --> 00:15:00,128
This is working.
323
00:15:00,284 --> 00:15:02,084
I haven't seen her all week.
324
00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:03,676
And she didn't respond to the e-vite.
325
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:06,047
I'm gonna call her. Does
anyone know her number?
326
00:15:07,204 --> 00:15:09,882
My God. Marjorie.
327
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,216
- Marjorie!
- What?
328
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,718
What?
329
00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:14,086
I thought you were dead.
330
00:15:14,801 --> 00:15:16,034
I was praying.
331
00:15:16,252 --> 00:15:18,185
It's a very similar look.
332
00:15:18,711 --> 00:15:21,504
Yesterday you thought I was
dead because I took a nap.
333
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,662
This morning you thought
I was dead because I didn't
334
00:15:23,687 --> 00:15:25,820
"make enough noise in the shower."
335
00:15:25,995 --> 00:15:30,131
Again, I'm sorry for barging
in, and I will rehang the door.
336
00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:33,352
Sit down.
337
00:15:34,469 --> 00:15:37,810
Tammy, someday I'm gonna die,
338
00:15:37,922 --> 00:15:40,523
but I'm not gonna spend
my life worrying about it.
339
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:42,247
I know, that's my job.
340
00:15:42,272 --> 00:15:44,102
No, it's not.
341
00:15:44,313 --> 00:15:47,842
Look, I get that you're doing
this 'cause you care about me,
342
00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:51,369
but if you don't stop, you're
gonna die way before I do.
343
00:15:52,344 --> 00:15:53,541
Are you threatening me?
344
00:15:53,566 --> 00:15:55,800
Mess with my bacon again and find out.
345
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,618
What are you doing here?
346
00:16:08,643 --> 00:16:10,019
Even though you're a nurse,
347
00:16:10,044 --> 00:16:12,360
you are not responsible
for Mary's death.
348
00:16:12,711 --> 00:16:13,867
I know.
349
00:16:13,892 --> 00:16:16,025
Then what's going on?
350
00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:17,649
Why aren't you at her memorial?
351
00:16:17,674 --> 00:16:19,107
I just didn't feel like going.
352
00:16:19,132 --> 00:16:20,665
Well, no one ever feels like it.
353
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:22,998
"Oh, it's a sunny day, maybe we
should have a picnic in the park
354
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,688
and then catch a funeral."
355
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,547
Come on. Get dressed, you're going.
356
00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:28,594
I really don't want to.
357
00:16:28,619 --> 00:16:30,095
Your friends are there.
358
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,243
- Yeah, right.
- What's that supposed to mean?
359
00:16:32,268 --> 00:16:34,867
- All my "friends"?
- Yes, your friends,
360
00:16:34,892 --> 00:16:36,392
the people you see every day.
361
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:37,813
You mean the people who don't know me
362
00:16:37,838 --> 00:16:39,338
any better than they knew Mary?
363
00:16:39,719 --> 00:16:41,696
That's not true. We know you.
364
00:16:42,438 --> 00:16:43,809
Where am I from?
365
00:16:47,915 --> 00:16:51,032
The United States of America.
366
00:16:54,891 --> 00:16:55,931
Florida.
367
00:16:56,368 --> 00:16:57,956
We've been friends for five years,
368
00:16:57,981 --> 00:16:59,329
you don't even know I'm from Florida.
369
00:16:59,354 --> 00:17:00,880
We've been friends for five years?
370
00:17:02,368 --> 00:17:03,257
See?
371
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,210
Fine, two can play at
this game. Where am I from?
372
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,883
You were born in Bakersfield.
373
00:17:06,908 --> 00:17:08,345
Your mother abandoned you at a firehouse
374
00:17:08,369 --> 00:17:09,701
in Fresno when you were four.
375
00:17:09,726 --> 00:17:11,860
And then you lived at 12
different foster homes.
376
00:17:12,516 --> 00:17:14,283
Well, my story is very memorable,
377
00:17:14,308 --> 00:17:16,477
especially the way I tell it.
378
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:19,955
Did you know I have two moms?
379
00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:22,250
And that was before it was cool.
380
00:17:22,994 --> 00:17:24,093
Y-You do?
381
00:17:24,118 --> 00:17:26,084
We lived on a houseboat in the Keys.
382
00:17:26,109 --> 00:17:27,275
Well, that's fascinating.
383
00:17:27,432 --> 00:17:29,165
I told you that a hundred times,
384
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:30,352
but no one listens to me.
385
00:17:30,657 --> 00:17:32,335
Sometimes I think you
just keep me around
386
00:17:32,359 --> 00:17:33,759
because you feel sorry for me.
387
00:17:33,784 --> 00:17:37,039
Okay. Okay, let's blow out
the candles on this pity party.
388
00:17:37,064 --> 00:17:39,364
You are a huge part of this group.
389
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,243
- I am not.
- Come on, when I relapsed,
390
00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:43,209
you never left my side
while I was detoxing.
391
00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:45,001
Even after I took a swing at you.
392
00:17:45,391 --> 00:17:47,706
You're loyal and kind and
you show up for everyone,
393
00:17:47,731 --> 00:17:48,918
no matter what.
394
00:17:49,127 --> 00:17:50,693
And yes, it's true, I don't know a lot
395
00:17:50,718 --> 00:17:53,085
about your lesbian seafaring upbringing.
396
00:17:57,803 --> 00:17:59,369
But I do love you.
397
00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:02,821
And it's on me that you don't know that.
398
00:18:10,876 --> 00:18:12,788
Oh. Where have you been?
399
00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:15,047
- You missed the whole thing.
- I went to pick up Wendy.
400
00:18:15,072 --> 00:18:16,939
She's part of our group
and she should be here.
401
00:18:17,351 --> 00:18:20,809
- Yeah, since Mary died, I've...
- Jill's eulogy was fantastic.
402
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,704
- She made it all about herself.
- Hey.
403
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:25,921
You interrupted Wendy. Wendy, go.
404
00:18:26,331 --> 00:18:28,765
Since Mary died, I've just been down.
405
00:18:29,029 --> 00:18:31,211
I snapped at my daughter for that?
406
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,632
I'm willing to shine
the spotlight on you,
407
00:18:33,657 --> 00:18:35,490
but give us a show.
408
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,883
Come on, let's hit the pastry tower.
409
00:18:38,719 --> 00:18:41,110
- Hey. Christy, right?
- Yeah.
410
00:18:41,135 --> 00:18:43,055
I'm Mary's daughter Angela.
411
00:18:43,105 --> 00:18:45,972
I just want to say thank you
for what you did for my son.
412
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,305
Actually, I did it for your mom.
413
00:18:48,915 --> 00:18:51,816
You know, she always saying
how nice her AA friends were,
414
00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:54,961
and, um, I thought that she
was just trying to get me to go.
415
00:18:54,986 --> 00:18:57,493
And I did go a couple of
times, I thought it was lame.
416
00:18:57,752 --> 00:18:59,266
Then, you know,
417
00:18:59,441 --> 00:19:01,642
seeing how you guys all
just showed up for her here
418
00:19:01,906 --> 00:19:03,524
and threw this nice thing,
419
00:19:04,618 --> 00:19:08,153
it kind of made me think
that maybe I could, um,
420
00:19:08,178 --> 00:19:09,944
uh, try it again.
421
00:19:10,370 --> 00:19:13,765
Well, I'd be happy to take you to
a meeting sometime if you want.
422
00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:15,946
I would appreciate that.
423
00:19:16,142 --> 00:19:18,577
I want to get my cell phone
so I can get your number
424
00:19:18,962 --> 00:19:20,149
Okay.
425
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,016
Look at that.
426
00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:25,977
You did have a plan.
427
00:19:26,404 --> 00:19:29,500
- Jill, do you have a white Range Rover?
- Yeah.
428
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,727
Any chance Todd has
a white Range Rover?
429
00:19:31,752 --> 00:19:32,494
No.
430
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,945
Then I think Todd took
your white Range Rover.
431
00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:39,970
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