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- Hi. Bonnie. Married, alcoholic...
- Hi Bonnie.
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- Is she gonna say that every time?
- I heard that and yes.
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Because here's the thing:
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I'm sharing that the program works.
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I am going on a honeymoon.
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I am. Okay?
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This former junkie is
gonna spend seven days
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and six nights with her
husband in a lake house.
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On a lake.
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Of course, Marjorie tried
to ruin it by saying,
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"Make sure you go to a meeting."
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And I said, "The only thing
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"that's gonna be meeting is
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me and my husband's naughty parts."
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Anyway, I won't be here next week.
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I expect it will affect attendance,
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and for that I apologize.
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Christy,
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extremely single alcoholic.
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Hi, Christy.
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But I can also tell
you this program works
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because while she's on her honeymoon,
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I am being put in charge
of her husband's bar.
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I am.
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An entire building filled with alcohol,
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and I will be its queen.
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There was a time you
couldn't leave me alone
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with half a light beer that
had a cigarette floating in it.
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I am so proud of me.
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I'd tell you guys to
come and check me out,
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but it's a bar, so...
feels a bit inapro-pro.
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That's all I got.
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You already shared.
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I know, but I didn't mention
that I have a boyfriend.
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Hi. Jill, alcoholic with a boyfriend.
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Okay, you go.
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Hi. Tammy, alcoholic.
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Just got on Tinder.
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So far, it's been mildly disturbing.
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Hi, Tammy.
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I just got passed over
for a temporary promotion
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at the bar where I work.
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Now, some might call it nepotism,
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but I choose to believe
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it's because I'm simply too
valuable in my current position.
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That's called self-esteem,
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and it's not something
you get just because
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your mom married the bar owner.
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Thank you.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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Am I allowed to say
this place is amazing
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if I'm the one who picked it out?
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Well, I picked you out, and I
say you're amazing every day.
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Aw... Mm.
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Whoa.
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Oh, cool!
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A bearskin rug!
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Tell me doing it on a dead
bear is not on your bucket list.
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Oh, wow.
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A bowl of apples. Super friggin' classy.
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Hey, and they're real.
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They're not good, but they're real.
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Babe, this place is incredible.
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Oh, honey, look at us.
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We're on our honeymoon, and
the setting is so perfect.
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And, oh, my God!
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There's a family of deer
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grazing on what can only be described
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as a meadow.
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Pants off. We're mounting the bear.
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All right, team. Listen up.
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As you guys know,
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Adam left me in charge
of the bar this week.
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We know 'cause she's
told us eight times.
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And here's the deal:
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I have not been able
to get my mom and Adam
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a proper wedding gift because
Visa recently invited me
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to stop using my credit card.
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So, my wedding gift
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!is going to be to give
this bar back to Adam
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with amazing improvements in
efficiency and profitability.
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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But okay, I'm not in charge.
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Tammy?
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Do we have a chain
of command issue here?
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Sorry, boss... 's stepdaughter.
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I am going to run
this bar a bit smarter.
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For example...
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And the alcoholic part of
me dies when I say this...
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We make our drinks too strong.
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So, I am implementing the
one-two-three-four pour.
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To get exactly an ounce into a cocktail,
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you pour and count.
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One, two, three, four.
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And what should I count to
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if I ever want the
customers to come back?
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Hey, Rick, what's with the pushback?
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Is it 'cause she's a woman?
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I'm not gonna answer that truthfully
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with four women in the room.
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Look, over-pouring by
even a quarter of an ounce
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can cost up to ten drinks per bottle.
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Bam! Guess who did her homework!
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Our tiny little leader!
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Thanks for coming over to my side.
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I didn't. I just really hate Rick.
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♪ ♪
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This is awesome.
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It's the most peaceful
place I've ever been.
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God, I hate those sunglasses.
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Why did he wait till our honeymoon
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to break out the hideous ladies eye-wear?
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Ugh!
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All that's missing is a sun hat
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and a tiny Chihuahua.
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Where'd you get those sunglasses?
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- The mall. Aren't they great?
- Mm-hmm.
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Got two pair, in case
anything happens to these.
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There goes that plan.
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Hey, hey. Stop picking on
him. He's a great guy
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who loves you more than anyone ever has.
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Holy crap, he's a book chuckler.
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I'm staring down the barrel of 50 years
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with a book chuckler.
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I should throw myself
off this deck right now.
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Oh, come on. Stop.
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Look at the view.
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Clear blue sky.
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Beautiful lake.
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A little noisy.
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Stupid tiny waves.
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Shut up, lake.
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What is wrong with me?
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I'm in the perfect place
with the perfect man,
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and all I can think about is,
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"How far do I have to
swim out into that lake
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before I can't make it back?"
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- I'm so happy.
- Not as happy as me!
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
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Come on, Rick. Pick it
up. What's the problem?
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You changed the way I do everything,
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so it takes twice as long.
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All my changes are time-savers.
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Oh, well, speaking just for me...
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And everyone else... they're not.
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And here are your chicken wings.
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I ordered nachos.
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- Tammy?
- Those go to table four.
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This is four. This is the old four.
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I'm sorry, I do not
understand your insane system.
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There is nothing insane about clockwise.
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You start at the bar,
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then go one, two, three, four.
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Why do all your new
rules involve counting?
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Just go get those people their 'chos.
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Christy, saying "'chos" isn't
any faster than saying "nachos."
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It absolutely is.
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- No, it's not.
- I'll prove it to you.
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- When I count to three...
- Oh, my God. More counting.
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You say "nachos," I'll say "'chos."
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One, two, three.
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- Nachos.
- 'Chos.
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See? I win!
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No! I win because I'm in charge.
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Fine. All right. What about beef nachos?
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You want me to just say "beef 'chos"?
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Those are obviously b-chos.
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I think you're being kind of a b-Cho.
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If you need me, I'll be out here
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getting more mountain air, my love!
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Pick up, pick up, pick up.
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Hello. How's the happy newlywed?
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Everything is perfect and
I'm completely miserable.
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And if I'm completely
miserable on our honeymoon,
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what does that say about our marriage?
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Not gonna work, that's what it says.
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I'm guessing you haven't
been to a meeting.
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I'm in the middle of nowhere.
What am I supposed to do,
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find a raccoon with a whiskey problem?
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Check online.
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There are alcoholics everywhere,
even in the wilderness.
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After four years of
sobriety, I'd like to think
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I could go a week without a meeting.
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You know, Bonnie, when
you packed your suitcase,
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you also packed yourself.
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I also packed a phone
charger. What's your point?
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I'll say it so a child could understand.
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You have alcoholism here,
you have alcoholism there,
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you have alcoholism everywhere.
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I will punch you here,
I will punch you there,
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I will punch you everywhere.
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I don't need a meeting!
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Bonnie, we have a disease,
and meetings are our medicine.
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And if you don't want to
go, the only other choice
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You have is to...
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Hello? Hello?
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What's the other choice?
What's the other choice?!
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Damn it!
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Hey, babe.
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Apropos of nothing,
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I was wondering if
you wanted to swing by
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Conference Room B at
the American Legion Hall
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from 11:00 to 12:00?
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I love small towns like this.
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Look, a barber shop with a pole. Ha.
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Maybe while you're in your
meeting, I'll get my hair cut.
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Yeah, maybe there's a
ladies sunglasses store.
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You can just go crazy.
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Wait, do you not like my glasses?
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No, I always wanted to be
married to Audrey Hepburn.
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How about we discuss
this after you're done?
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We could get lunch at that
cute little diner we passed.
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Or we could get Breakfast at Tiffany's.
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- Okay, where is this meeting?
- There, there.
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See those guys smoking
cigarettes and guzzling coffee?
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- Those are my people.
- Yeah, wait, hang on, hang on!
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Let me stop the car...
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- Back in an hour!
- I love you.
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Come back normal!
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- Hey, Patty.
- Hey, Jim.
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- Hey, Patty.
- Hey, Stan.
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- Hey, Jim.
- Hey, Stan.
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Hi. Hello to everyone.
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I thought this was the 11:00 meeting.
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Well, it's the same
six people every day,
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so it starts when it starts.
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Not what I want to hear.
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- I'm Patty.
- Bonnie.
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You seem a little jumpy. Are you new?
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I have four years.
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Really? Is that what I
have to look forward to?
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- How long do you have?
- This time it's ten days.
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It's nice to have
someone from out of town.
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Where are you from?
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Is it someplace exciting
like Philadelphia?
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I've always wanted
to go to Philadelphia.
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Run up those steps like Rocky.
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But then I heard it's
harder than it looks.
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I'm from Napa,
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where the meetings start on time! Hey!
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Can we get this pony
on the straightaway?
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Well,
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welcome there, Napa.
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You're in my seat.
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Stan, just sit over there.
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Hi. What's your name?
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"Start the meeting." That's my name.
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Sometimes I go by "do it now."
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You are funny.
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How about you be our speaker today?
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Wait, wait, wait. You said I
was gonna be the speaker today.
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I was gonna tell my barn story.
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What? It's funny.
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He got drunk, burned
down the barn, the end.
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Well, it's funny when I tell
it and... when I'm in that seat.
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Just go.
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00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:11,188
Bonnie, alcoholic.
259
00:11:11,384 --> 00:11:12,883
Hi, Bonnie.
260
00:11:12,908 --> 00:11:14,852
So, I'm in town 'cause
I'm on my honeymoon,
261
00:11:14,877 --> 00:11:17,183
and I'm-I'm sort of
ruining my honeymoon
262
00:11:17,215 --> 00:11:19,540
'cause I have alcoholism,
and I never met a good thing
263
00:11:19,565 --> 00:11:21,141
I couldn't turn into a bad thing.
264
00:11:21,836 --> 00:11:25,896
I come by it honestly. My mother
abandoned me when I was four.
265
00:11:26,204 --> 00:11:29,352
Well, so far, it's no barn story, huh?
266
00:11:34,931 --> 00:11:37,381
We're about to open. Where's my staff?
267
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:38,977
I just got a text from Rick.
268
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,368
He says he's not feeling well,
269
00:11:40,393 --> 00:11:42,508
and he won't be better till Adam's back.
270
00:11:43,430 --> 00:11:44,961
What a jerk.
271
00:11:44,986 --> 00:11:47,524
There's, like, a bajillion
games on today.
272
00:11:48,235 --> 00:11:51,532
Okay. Okay, we're a man
down, but we can handle it.
273
00:11:51,557 --> 00:11:53,344
Jenny and Sharon are sick, too.
274
00:11:53,369 --> 00:11:55,907
- Who's Sharon?
- The one you call Karen.
275
00:11:57,407 --> 00:11:59,490
Well, I think the takeaway
276
00:11:59,515 --> 00:12:01,782
is that their work ethic is
even worse than I thought.
277
00:12:01,807 --> 00:12:03,140
Oh, is that the takeaway?
278
00:12:03,381 --> 00:12:06,188
'Cause there's a second takeaway
where you're a lady dick.
279
00:12:07,624 --> 00:12:09,938
If I'm so terrible, why are you here?
280
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,469
'Cause you're my friend.
281
00:12:11,494 --> 00:12:14,508
Really? But you just called me a dick.
282
00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:16,867
Yeah, to your face, like a real friend.
283
00:12:17,719 --> 00:12:19,196
Aw.
284
00:12:19,754 --> 00:12:21,563
You've kind of been a dick, too.
285
00:12:21,588 --> 00:12:23,672
Come on, bring it in. Huh?
286
00:12:26,737 --> 00:12:29,055
What do we got to do
to get you to move here?
287
00:12:29,563 --> 00:12:31,628
Your story was unbelievable.
288
00:12:31,653 --> 00:12:35,071
And that was only volume one, my friend.
289
00:12:35,407 --> 00:12:36,915
Hey, great share.
290
00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:38,641
You know, the thing about my barn story
291
00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:41,300
is that the, uh, door was
locked from the outside.
292
00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:42,675
Who locked it?
293
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,610
It's a mystery.
294
00:12:44,635 --> 00:12:47,552
No, it's not. It was your wife.
295
00:12:49,731 --> 00:12:52,031
Bonnie, you were amazing.
296
00:12:52,056 --> 00:12:54,151
I mean, hearing you
made me actually think
297
00:12:54,176 --> 00:12:55,719
- I could stay sober.
- Thanks.
298
00:12:56,211 --> 00:12:58,295
No, you don't understand.
299
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,686
I've been in and out for years,
and I've never felt like this.
300
00:13:01,711 --> 00:13:03,961
The way you talked about your daughter
301
00:13:03,986 --> 00:13:05,403
really touched me.
302
00:13:05,711 --> 00:13:09,032
I've got a little girl,
but she got taken away.
303
00:13:09,057 --> 00:13:11,441
Lives with my mom while
I'm trying to get clean.
304
00:13:11,865 --> 00:13:13,114
But ever since she left,
305
00:13:13,139 --> 00:13:15,766
I-I can't put more than
three days together.
306
00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:18,126
I thought you said you had ten days.
307
00:13:18,344 --> 00:13:21,645
I was rounding up. I have one.
308
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:24,054
I could wallpaper a house
with my one-day chips.
309
00:13:24,079 --> 00:13:25,578
Now I've got a four-year coin.
310
00:13:25,684 --> 00:13:27,579
I accidentally used it
for a wish in a fountain,
311
00:13:27,604 --> 00:13:30,007
but I know it's at
the mall if I need it.
312
00:13:30,032 --> 00:13:31,999
Wow, I'm so glad I met you.
313
00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:33,290
I almost didn't come.
314
00:13:33,315 --> 00:13:36,015
How often do you go to
meetings? Twice a week.
315
00:13:37,615 --> 00:13:39,364
Once a week.
316
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:43,167
Hey, I came today.
317
00:13:43,202 --> 00:13:45,002
If you had cancer and I told you
318
00:13:45,037 --> 00:13:47,004
all you had to do to
keep it in remission
319
00:13:47,029 --> 00:13:48,996
was hit four meetings
a week, wouldn't you go?
320
00:13:49,101 --> 00:13:52,259
Oh, wow. Can you actually
fix cancer that way?
321
00:13:52,284 --> 00:13:54,818
That should be bigger news.
322
00:13:54,843 --> 00:13:58,261
No, but it works pretty
good for our thing.
323
00:13:58,286 --> 00:14:01,211
We have a disease, and
meetings are our medicine.
324
00:14:01,937 --> 00:14:05,501
You are literally the
wisest woman in AA.
325
00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:08,167
Yes, I am.
326
00:14:09,991 --> 00:14:11,821
- Hey.
- Hey.
327
00:14:12,481 --> 00:14:13,493
Where are your sunglasses?
328
00:14:13,518 --> 00:14:15,518
I'm not wearing them
anymore. Let's move on.
329
00:14:15,543 --> 00:14:17,876
No, no, they're fine. I
was just in a bad mood.
330
00:14:17,901 --> 00:14:18,901
Really?
331
00:14:24,748 --> 00:14:26,247
I can't.
332
00:14:28,631 --> 00:14:30,414
Hey, thanks for waiting.
333
00:14:30,466 --> 00:14:31,832
You must be Adam.
334
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:33,861
Right.
335
00:14:33,886 --> 00:14:35,313
This is Patty. She's coming to lunch.
336
00:14:35,337 --> 00:14:37,554
New in the program and
a very big fan of mine.
337
00:14:37,590 --> 00:14:39,590
Aren't we all.
338
00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:44,231
Here are your jalapeño poppers.
339
00:14:44,256 --> 00:14:45,622
I ordered mozzarella sticks.
340
00:14:45,981 --> 00:14:47,898
Buddy, I am this close to crying,
341
00:14:47,933 --> 00:14:49,566
and once I start, I cannot stop.
342
00:14:49,602 --> 00:14:52,102
So I'm gonna need you to
suck it up and eat the poppers
343
00:14:52,188 --> 00:14:54,605
or cradle me like a baby
for the next three hours.
344
00:14:58,410 --> 00:15:00,110
Yeah.
345
00:15:00,135 --> 00:15:01,751
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
346
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,526
Ugh.
347
00:15:03,551 --> 00:15:05,601
Oh, uh...
348
00:15:05,721 --> 00:15:07,721
Who wants whatever this is?
349
00:15:09,059 --> 00:15:11,038
Come on, people, it's alcohol!
350
00:15:11,063 --> 00:15:12,613
What's wrong with you?
351
00:15:12,638 --> 00:15:14,356
I need two martinis.
352
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,854
On it.
353
00:15:15,878 --> 00:15:17,628
Where'd you come from?
354
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,013
Tammy called, said you needed help.
355
00:15:20,099 --> 00:15:22,132
Been a minute since I tended bar,
356
00:15:22,157 --> 00:15:23,876
but I think I got this.
357
00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:28,267
Don't take this the wrong way,
but you've never been hotter.
358
00:15:29,024 --> 00:15:31,064
Hey, I ordered a
whiskey half an hour ago.
359
00:15:31,089 --> 00:15:32,499
Oh, did you? You want to know
360
00:15:32,524 --> 00:15:34,121
what I've been doing the last half hour?
361
00:15:34,146 --> 00:15:36,291
Trying to find table three
'cause you can't count clockwise
362
00:15:36,316 --> 00:15:38,064
when you don't know where midnight is!
363
00:15:39,652 --> 00:15:41,618
Tammy, why don't you let me handle this.
364
00:15:41,643 --> 00:15:43,526
Oh, thank God you made it.
365
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:46,957
- What can I get you?
- A whiskey. I've been waiting forever.
366
00:15:46,992 --> 00:15:49,826
Friend, I'm gonna say
you're at fault here
367
00:15:49,851 --> 00:15:51,360
for ordering just one drink at a time.
368
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,936
In a crowded bar, you
always order at least two.
369
00:15:53,961 --> 00:15:55,314
But my ice would melt.
370
00:15:55,339 --> 00:15:56,895
Oh, honey, if your ice is melting,
371
00:15:56,919 --> 00:15:58,502
you're drinking too damn slow.
372
00:15:58,527 --> 00:16:00,837
Now let's get your buzz on.
How many drinks do you want?
373
00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:04,508
- Two?
- I heard four.
374
00:16:06,113 --> 00:16:08,447
I came as soon as I
could. What can I do?
375
00:16:08,472 --> 00:16:11,071
We need six orders of beef
nachos and mozzarella sticks.
376
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,063
Okay, b-chos and
mo-sticks coming up.
377
00:16:13,088 --> 00:16:14,728
Why did you call them that?
378
00:16:14,753 --> 00:16:15,868
'Cause it's faster.
379
00:16:16,071 --> 00:16:17,876
I love you.
380
00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:22,786
I need two bourbons, neat,
for table three and/or seven.
381
00:16:22,970 --> 00:16:24,126
Got it.
382
00:16:24,914 --> 00:16:26,697
Tammy, thanks for calling in the troops.
383
00:16:26,722 --> 00:16:29,147
- You guys are saving my ass.
- No problem.
384
00:16:29,339 --> 00:16:31,673
Adam really should've
left you in charge.
385
00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:34,133
I know.
386
00:16:37,486 --> 00:16:40,237
Oh, my God. I'm finally enjoying myself.
387
00:16:40,289 --> 00:16:41,572
I can be on this deck
388
00:16:41,597 --> 00:16:43,297
without wanting to leap to my death.
389
00:16:43,322 --> 00:16:46,039
All I needed was to
be with the man I love
390
00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:48,248
and this near total stranger.
391
00:16:49,056 --> 00:16:52,032
Mmm. Adam, this steak is amazing.
392
00:16:52,057 --> 00:16:53,196
What'd you put on it?
393
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,104
- Salt and pepper.
- Mmm.
394
00:16:56,173 --> 00:16:57,196
Genius.
395
00:16:57,221 --> 00:16:59,888
And thanks for cooking it extra
well-done for me.
396
00:16:59,913 --> 00:17:02,163
Does get rid of all
that nasty juiciness.
397
00:17:04,309 --> 00:17:06,595
So, Patty, are you in a relationship?
398
00:17:06,756 --> 00:17:08,705
Yeah, well, I'm kind of married.
399
00:17:09,188 --> 00:17:11,595
- Wh-What does that mean?
- Oh.
400
00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:13,001
He wanted an open thing.
401
00:17:13,026 --> 00:17:15,954
So I said, "Okay, one
rule: nobody I know."
402
00:17:15,979 --> 00:17:16,811
Never works.
403
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,836
- What?
- Shh. She's talking.
404
00:17:20,759 --> 00:17:22,657
Then last year, he went
and slept with Heather,
405
00:17:22,682 --> 00:17:23,964
who I groom dogs with.
406
00:17:23,989 --> 00:17:25,639
And then she got pregnant,
407
00:17:25,664 --> 00:17:27,831
so most of the time,
he lives at her place.
408
00:17:27,856 --> 00:17:29,320
Well, unless they're fighting.
409
00:17:29,345 --> 00:17:31,345
Then he stays with me. That's cool.
410
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:35,009
Well, it was cool until I got evicted.
411
00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:37,071
Now I live in the back of the pet store.
412
00:17:37,096 --> 00:17:38,782
I put three dog beds together,
413
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,341
but it still feels
like I'm on the floor.
414
00:17:41,665 --> 00:17:43,081
You guys got animals?
415
00:17:43,106 --> 00:17:45,022
We have a golden retriever named Gus.
416
00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:48,131
Oh. Does he need a haircut
or his anal glands expressed?
417
00:17:49,289 --> 00:17:51,589
I'm a magician with an anal gland.
418
00:17:52,117 --> 00:17:53,431
Okay, you know what?
419
00:17:53,456 --> 00:17:55,656
I'm gonna go ahead and take this inside.
420
00:17:57,790 --> 00:17:59,142
Sorry.
421
00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:01,507
It sounds like you're really
going through a hard time.
422
00:18:01,532 --> 00:18:04,083
The only thing I care
about is my daughter.
423
00:18:04,108 --> 00:18:07,276
It was her birthday last
week. I didn't even see her.
424
00:18:07,301 --> 00:18:08,384
'Cause you were drunk?
425
00:18:09,747 --> 00:18:11,080
I've been there.
426
00:18:11,603 --> 00:18:13,327
I'm never gonna get her back.
427
00:18:14,788 --> 00:18:18,141
In my experience, if you put
your focus on your sobriety,
428
00:18:18,437 --> 00:18:19,679
everything else in your life
429
00:18:19,704 --> 00:18:21,298
will work out better
than you could imagine.
430
00:18:21,323 --> 00:18:23,156
I mean, I have an
incredible relationship with
431
00:18:23,181 --> 00:18:26,132
my daughter now, and I'm married
to that wonderful guy in there.
432
00:18:26,157 --> 00:18:27,773
Is he wonderful?
433
00:18:29,405 --> 00:18:30,741
He seems kind of grumpy.
434
00:18:30,766 --> 00:18:33,007
Oh. That's my fault.
435
00:18:33,218 --> 00:18:35,375
Um, I've been a bit of
a handful on this trip.
436
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,265
Actually, I'm a bit of
a handful all the time.
437
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:40,208
But the point is I
used to be much worse.
438
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,245
Will you be my sponsor?
439
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,040
What?
440
00:18:46,315 --> 00:18:48,155
I-I know you don't live around here,
441
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:50,671
but... we could talk on
the phone and stuff.
442
00:18:53,512 --> 00:18:55,479
I would really like that.
443
00:18:55,854 --> 00:18:59,555
- All right, I'm going to bed!
- I'm in the middle of something!
444
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,674
So, I want you to call me every day,
445
00:19:04,699 --> 00:19:07,199
but never after 8:00.
My marriage comes first.
446
00:19:12,188 --> 00:19:14,722
I finally get what all the
honeymoon fuss is about.
447
00:19:14,747 --> 00:19:16,030
This is great.
448
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,721
Yeah, it is.
449
00:19:22,682 --> 00:19:24,632
I could do this all night long.
450
00:19:25,213 --> 00:19:28,291
I could, too. Except we can't.
451
00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:31,305
Patty's coming over?
452
00:19:31,357 --> 00:19:33,140
Yeah.
453
00:19:33,165 --> 00:19:35,165
She'll be here in 15 minutes.
454
00:19:37,065 --> 00:19:40,854
So, I guess she's kind of
part of our honeymoon now, huh?
455
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:42,245
I'm sorry.
456
00:19:42,535 --> 00:19:44,151
I know she's a little crazy.
457
00:19:44,203 --> 00:19:45,705
Yeah.
458
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,510
But ever since you've been
helping her, you're not.
459
00:19:50,213 --> 00:19:51,292
Wow.
460
00:19:51,635 --> 00:19:53,461
You really know me.
461
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,630
But you love me anyway.
462
00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:56,704
I do.
463
00:19:56,892 --> 00:19:58,425
And I always will.
464
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,314
We've got 13 minutes.
Let's ride the bear.
465
00:20:05,002 --> 00:20:08,152
Come on! What kind
of alcoholic is early?
466
00:20:08,177 --> 00:20:13,445
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