1 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:09,477 OKAY, WHOSE EPICALLY BAD IDEA WAS IT 2 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,011 FOR YOU TO HAVE CARPOOL DUTY? 3 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:12,513 YOUR MOTHER'S. 4 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:14,682 SHE HAD TO WORK THIS MORNING, SO I'M HERE. 5 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,417 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE. 6 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,086 DO I GET A GUN? NO! 7 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,520 WELL, I MEAN, A TASER WOULD BE FINE. 8 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,589 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS OPEN THE CAR DOOR 9 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:23,257 AND HELP THE KIDS OUT WITH THEIR STUFF. 10 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:24,925 HELP THE KIDS OUT? 11 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:27,061 I MEAN, IF THEY WERE LEGLESS VETS, FINE, 12 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:29,397 BUT THESE STICKY LITTLE TWERPS -- I MEAN... 13 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:30,564 JUST BE HELPFUL. 14 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,333 IT'S PATHETIC, OKAY? 15 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,701 [ SIGHS ] 16 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:39,740 MORNING. 17 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:43,144 BYE, DADDY. LOVE YOU! 18 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:45,379 WELCOME TO HELL, KID. 19 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:51,119 GEEZ. 20 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:52,920 GOT A LOT OF BOOKS IN HERE. 21 00:00:52,953 --> 00:00:54,255 YOU DON'T LOOK THAT SMART. 22 00:00:57,425 --> 00:00:58,459 OPEN THE DOOR. 23 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:01,195 OPEN...THE DOOR! 24 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:02,396 UNLOCK IT! 25 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:20,581 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD BE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE EVER SEEN. 26 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,817 GO AWAY. 27 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:27,888 OPEN THE DOOR. JUST OPEN IT. 28 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,590 I'M HERE TO HELP YOU! 29 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:32,260 RESPECT THIS REFLECTIVE VEST! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! 30 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:33,727 OPEN THE DOOR! 31 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:36,664 WHAT, ARE YOU A MORON?! GO! GET OUT OF HERE! 32 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,098 GO TO ANOTHER SCHOOL! 33 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:46,174 EXCUSE ME. WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? 34 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:47,775 BREAKFAST BEER. 35 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:50,644 ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES ARE NOT ALLOWED ON SCHOOL PROPERTY. 36 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:59,086 FEISTY. WHO IS THAT? 37 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,755 THAT'S MISS CROSBY -- A.K.A. "THE EVISCERATOR." 38 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:02,756 SHE'S A WRESTLER? 39 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,692 NO. WHAT? 40 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,760 SHE'S THE STRICTEST, MEANEST TEACHER 41 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:07,995 YOU COULD EVER MEET. 42 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:11,432 SOUNDS LIKE A REAL WILDCAT. 43 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,833 [ CHUCKLES ] 44 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:17,305 [ TAB POPS ] 45 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:19,307 * I'M BACK 46 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,317 * I'M BACK 47 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,953 WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE ABODE. 48 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,688 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN HERE. 49 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:36,224 [ CHUCKLES ] 50 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:38,726 LOVING THE KITSCH THING. BY CHOICE. MM, YES. 51 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:41,128 IT'S LIKE LIVING IN A SWAP MEET. [ LAUGHS ] 52 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,463 WHERE'S DANNY? 53 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,298 OH, HE'S IN HIS ROOM -- UH, BACK CORNER. 54 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:45,666 BYE, MOM. OKAY. 55 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:47,134 HMM. 56 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,502 THIS HOUSE IS MAKING ME CRAVE CASSEROLE 57 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,003 FOR SOME STRANGE REASON, WHICH IS VERY ODD 58 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:51,639 BECAUSE I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA 59 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,241 WHAT "CASSEROLE" ACTUALLY IS. 60 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:55,409 SO, WHAT IS THIS MASSIVELY IMPORTANT THING 61 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:56,544 YOU HAVE TO TELL ME? 62 00:02:58,346 --> 00:02:59,413 I'M IN LOVE. 63 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:01,148 SAY WHAT? 64 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,483 MM-HMM. 65 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,084 HER PUPILS TURNED ALL HEART-SHAPED. 66 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:05,719 THIS IS A DISASTER. 67 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:08,589 WHY? I MEAN, ISN'T YOUR MOM FALLING IN LOVE A GOOD THING? 68 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,858 NOT IF YOU'RE ME. WE'RE THE PERFECT PAIR. 69 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:13,093 SHE'S THE BERNIE TAUPIN TO MY ELTON JOHN. 70 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,495 WHO? SEE? 71 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,029 THIS IS WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 72 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:18,332 MY MOM IS THE ONLY ONE THAT GETS ME. 73 00:03:18,366 --> 00:03:20,434 I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS BEFORE -- EVER. 74 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:23,170 I MEAN, I-I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S MY SOUL MATE. [ LAUGHS ] 75 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,339 AND WHEN WE FINALLY MEET, I KNOW -- 76 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:27,241 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MET? 77 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:28,742 OH, NO. NO, DARLING, NO. 78 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:30,744 I-I JUST FROZE AS SOON AS I SAW HIM. 79 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:32,580 MY HEART STOPPED. I COULDN'T MOVE. 80 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:33,914 I COULDN'T SPEAK. 81 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,783 AND THEN -- THEN... [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 82 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,785 THEN I HAD A MOMENT OF SELF-REFLECTION. 83 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,287 YOU? MM. 84 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,855 I MEAN... OF COURSE YOU DID. 85 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,258 BUT THE PERIOD OF MOURNING MY FIRST HUSBAND IS OVER. 86 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:46,860 TIME TO STOP BURYING MY GRIEF IN A SERIES OF RANDOM MEN. 87 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,429 THAT WAS MOURNING? 88 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:50,364 OH, SURE. YES, DARLING. IT'S A BRITISH THING. 89 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:52,032 BUT IT STOPS NOW. NO. 90 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,734 TIME TO GET SERIOUS, AND TIME FOR A REAL RELATIONSHIP. 91 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,536 AND I'M TELLING YOU -- THIS ONE... 92 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,272 THIS ONE IS SECOND-HUSBAND MATERIAL FOR SURE. 93 00:03:58,306 --> 00:03:59,239 OHHH! 94 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:01,309 LULU, I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 95 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,644 AND I AM GOING TO HELP YOU IN ANY WAY I CAN. 96 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:05,779 THANK YOU. [ CHUCKLES ] 97 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,415 WELL, MAYBE SHE'S JUST DATING, ALL RIGHT? 98 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,450 MY MOM DATES. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 99 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:12,219 DATING IS ONE THING. I CAN DEAL WITH DATING. 100 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,887 BUT THIS PATRICK GUY -- 101 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:16,056 I THINK MY MOM HAS FALLEN HARD FOR HIM. 102 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,391 WHY IS THAT SO BAD? 103 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:19,427 BECAUSE WHEN OUR MOMS ARE IN LOVE, 104 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,562 THAT'S WHERE ALL THEIR ATTENTION GOES. 105 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,896 WE JUST DISAPPEAR. 106 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,932 THEY DON'T MEAN IT, BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS. 107 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,233 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, 108 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,836 BUT I LIKE MY FAMILY JUST THE WAY IT IS. 109 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,170 YEAH. 110 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:32,606 WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN. 111 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,008 I WILL HELP ANY WAY I CAN. 112 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:38,446 CANNON? 113 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:39,680 YEP. 114 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,281 ARE YOU WORRIED THAT MOM'S GONNA 115 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:43,451 FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE AND GET MARRIED AGAIN? 116 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:44,852 NO. NO CHANCE. 117 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,354 USUALLY, PEOPLE LOOK AT ME 118 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:48,589 AND THEY REALIZE IT'S NOT WORTH LOSING A FINGER. 119 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,123 GOOD. 120 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:51,959 'CAUSE, I MEAN, THIS, WHAT WE'VE GOT GOING ON -- 121 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,427 IT'S AWESOME. 122 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:56,263 JUST THE THREE OF US, YOU KNOW? TIGHT FAMILY. 123 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,098 GOT EVERYTHING WE NEED. 124 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,300 COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU ANY MORE, DANNY BOY. 125 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:01,502 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 126 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:02,536 I GOT IT. 127 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,638 TOUCH THE DOOR, YOU'RE DEAD. 128 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:10,010 OH. [ CHUCKLES ] 129 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:10,944 GORGEOUS. 130 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:11,979 WHAT?! 131 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,515 GEENA, WOULD YOU DO ME A BIG FAVOR? 132 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,016 WOULD YOU WAIT AT THE CAR FOR SEC? 133 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,217 I JUST WANT TO SAY GOOD NIGHT TO THE KID. 134 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,185 OKAY. THANKS A LOT. 135 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:19,520 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 136 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:20,954 CANNON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 137 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,290 THAT IS MY TEACHER. YOU CAN'T GO OUT WITH HER. 138 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,858 IT'S -- IT'S UNNATURAL. 139 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:26,527 FIRST OF ALL, SHE ASKED ME OUT. 140 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,729 IT WAS LIKE THE FISH JUMPED INTO MY BOWL. 141 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,163 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, THROW IT BACK? 142 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:32,966 YES! ESPECIALLY IF THE FISH IS MY TEACHER -- 143 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,735 MY CRAZY TEACHER, CANNON! 144 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,470 WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO -- SHE WAS WEARING THEM STOCKINGS 145 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:37,905 WITH THAT BLACK THING RUNNING RIGHT UP THE BACK. 146 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,039 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 147 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,642 JUST RELAX -- IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE 148 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,143 "WHERE YOU FROM? WHO DO YOU KNOW?" 149 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,344 KIND OF COFFEE DATES, OKAY? 150 00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:46,747 TAKE IT EASY. 151 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:50,350 THIS IS BAD. THIS IS VERY BAD. 152 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:56,089 EXCUSE ME. 153 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,859 DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN REGISTER 154 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:00,594 TO SET UP A BOOTH FOR SPORTS DAY? 155 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:02,596 YEAH. 156 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:05,098 UH, IT'S -- IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 157 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:07,234 THANKS. MM-HMM. 158 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:09,737 WHEW. 159 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:10,871 HI. HI. 160 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,105 I JUST MET THE CUTEST GUY. 161 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,541 OKAY, TERRY, ME FIRST. 162 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,175 MY SOUL MATE -- HE'S HERE. 163 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,244 OH! WHERE IS HE? 164 00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:19,079 HE'S OVER THERE. OH. 165 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:21,549 [ Sighing ] OH, ISN'T HE PERFECT? 166 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:24,284 YEPPER. SUPER-PERFECT. 167 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,086 OKAY, SO, WHERE'S YOUR GUY? 168 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,188 HMM? OH! UM... THAT WAS, UH... 169 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,723 THAT WAS -- THAT WAS -- THAT WAS NOTHING. 170 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:31,391 YOU KNOW WHAT? BACK TO YOU. [ CHUCKLES ] 171 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:32,526 OKAY. 172 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,294 I AM NOT FREEZING THIS TIME. 173 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:36,630 WATCH MY TRIP MOVE IN ACTION. 174 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:37,931 WHAT'S THAT? 175 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:40,968 WELL, I TRIP, I FALL INTO HIS ARMS, 176 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,470 THE CLEAVAGE TAKES OVER. 177 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:43,571 NEVER FAILS. 178 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,439 OH. 179 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,280 [ GASPS ] 180 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,548 DOWN GOES LULU. 181 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,156 OH, COME ON! 182 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:04,558 HE HAD BOTH FEET IN! 183 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,426 NO, HIS LEFT FOOT WAS OUT. 184 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,961 HELLO AGAIN. 185 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:09,129 HEY. 186 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:10,664 I JUST WANT THE COWBOYS TO LOSE. 187 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:12,666 YEAH, SO YOU CAN SNEAK INTO THAT WILDCARD SPOT 188 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,635 WITH A HIGHER CONFERENCE WIN/LOSS PERCENTAGE. 189 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:17,304 LOOK AT YOU, DROPPING THE SPORTS KNOWLEDGE. 190 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:19,439 OH, WELL, MY FATHER RAISED ME ON SPORTS. 191 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:20,808 WHAT CAN YOU DO? 192 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:22,409 I'M TERRY. PATRICK. 193 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,744 SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO TOWN, PATRICK? 194 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,412 I'M DIVORCED. 195 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,247 I WANTED A CHANGE OF SCENERY, SO I OPENED MY PRACTICE HERE. 196 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,582 I'M A PEDIATRICIAN. 197 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:30,851 REALLY? WOW. 'CAUSE -- THIS IS SO WEIRD. 198 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,854 UM, MY FRIEND LULU IS LOOKING FOR A PEDIATRICIAN. 199 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,322 HOW OLD IS YOUR FRIEND LULU? 200 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,991 [ LAUGHS ] UH, IT'S FOR HER SON. HE'S 12. 201 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:40,861 WELL...HERE'S MY CARD. 202 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,462 TELL HER TO GIVE ME A CALL. 203 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:43,497 I WILL. 204 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,966 UH, UH, DID I, UH, NOTICE 205 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:48,035 A-A "CENTIPEDE" GAME IN THE CORNER? 206 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,670 OHH. WALK AWAY WHILE YOU CAN, DOC. 207 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,171 I AM UNBEATABLE. 208 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,873 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT -- YOU LOVE FOOTBALL 209 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:55,543 AND THE SECOND-GREATEST VIDEO GAME EVER INVENTED, 210 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,477 NEXT TO "ASTEROIDS." NEXT TO "ASTEROIDS." 211 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:01,515 [ CHUCKLES ] WELL, I GOT TO TAKE OFF. 212 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:03,050 WAIT -- DON'T YOU WORK HERE? 213 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,518 YEP. 214 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:06,319 SO I'LL STAY. [ CHUCKLES ] 215 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:08,656 AND I'LL TAKE OFF. 216 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:11,625 YOU GOOD? Customer: YEAH. 217 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:12,793 SEE YA, TERRY. 218 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:13,894 BYE. 219 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,564 HOPE I SEE YOU AT SPORTS DAY. 220 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:18,098 YEAH. 221 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:23,671 I'M ASSUMING, BECAUSE I COACH, 222 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,839 THAT, UH, TEACHING IS QUITE REWARDING. 223 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:27,975 I MEAN, IT WOULD BE GREAT IF IT WASN'T FOR THE KIDS. 224 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,677 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT PARENTING. 225 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,712 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 226 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:35,583 [ WHIMPERS ] 227 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,184 [ CRYING ] 228 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,487 EXCUSE ME. WHAT IS THIS? 229 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,855 W-W-WHAT'S WITH THE WATERWORKS HERE? 230 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:43,056 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. IT'S NOTHING. 231 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,692 IT'S JUST -- HUH? 232 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,359 IT'S JUST I'M -- I'M GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE AND... 233 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,261 NO TALKING ABOUT THAT AT DINNER -- 234 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:50,731 OR, YOU KNOW, ANYPLACE ELSE, FOR THAT MATTER. 235 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:53,400 IT'S -- IT'S JUST THAT I'LL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN OF MY OWN. 236 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:54,935 UH, THAT -- THAT WOULD BE A FACT. 237 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:58,839 BUT LISTEN -- YOU SAID, UH, YOU HATED CHILDREN ANYWAY. 238 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,207 W-W-W-WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 239 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,274 WHO COULD HATE A CHILD? 240 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:02,910 YOU CLEARLY JUST SAID -- 241 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:06,213 I LOVE A MAN WITH [Growling] FIRE. 242 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,782 OH. [ CHUCKLES ] IT'S ONE OF THOSE. 243 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:09,950 HUH? ONE OF WHAT? 244 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,619 NO WONDER YOU ORDERED A BIG STEAK. 245 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,386 THERE'S TWO OF YOU. [ CHUCKLES ] 246 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,688 [ CHUCKLES ] [ CHUCKLES ] 247 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:17,190 OOH, I LIKE YOU, CANNON. YOU ARE FUNNY. 248 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,759 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 249 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,460 OH, NO, NO, NO. THANK YOU. 250 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:21,561 [ CHUCKLES ] 251 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:22,763 [ LAUGHS ] 252 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,531 HEY, HAVE YOU TALKED TO MICHAEL TODAY? 253 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,066 ONLY LIKE SEVEN TIMES. 254 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:29,136 HAS HE...MENTIONED ANYTHING GOING ON AT HIS HOUSE? 255 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:32,806 YOU KNOW, IS LULU STILL HAVING THOSE FEELINGS FOR THAT GUY? 256 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,374 OH, YOU MEAN PATRICK? IS THAT HIS NAME? 257 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,644 YEAH, AND MIKE WAS KIND OF FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT. 258 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:37,811 HE'LL BE FINE. 259 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:39,613 WHAT I'M GETTING AT IS LULU. 260 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:42,883 SHE'S, UH...SHE'S PRETTY DRIVEN LOVE-WISE, ISN'T SHE? 261 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,584 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT MICHAEL SAID. 262 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,319 SHE'S PRETTY CRAZY ABOUT HIM. 263 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,587 THAT'S SWEET. 264 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,323 MOM, YOU GONNA PLAY OR WHAT? 265 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:52,292 HMM? YEAH. SURE. 266 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,494 SO, IF NOT TALKING ABOUT HIM AT ALL IS A ZERO 267 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,596 AND TALKING ABOUT PATRICK NONSTOP IS A 10, 268 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:59,299 WOULD YOU SAY LULU IS AT A SOLID...8? 269 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,134 MOM, WHY ALL THE QUESTIONS? 270 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,269 W-WAIT. 271 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,737 YOU LIKE HIM, DON'T YOU? 272 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:04,772 WHAT?! 273 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,239 NO! NO. 274 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,108 I'M JUST MAKING SMALL TALK WHILE WE PLAY VIDEO GAMES. 275 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,677 UH-HUH. 276 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:10,778 RIGHT. 277 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,448 HIS NAME IS PATRICK WILSON. MM-HMM. 278 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:16,817 HE IS FROM CHICAGO. 279 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,585 HIS FAVORITE GAME IS "ASTEROIDS." 280 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,619 MM. 281 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,689 AND... HE'S A PEDIATRICIAN. 282 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,324 OH! YOU HAD ME AT "PEDIATRICIAN." MM. 283 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,592 OH, AND HE'S A BEARS FAN. 284 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,160 OH. MY DEAD HUSBAND WAS INTO BEARS. 285 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,929 THEIR NAMES WERE TONY AND MARCO. 286 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,430 TALKING ABOUT THE FOOTBALL TEAM, LULU. 287 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,299 OH! AND THAT'S THE GAME WITH THE TIGHT PANTS. 288 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:33,600 OHH. YES. 289 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,168 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 290 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,705 WE'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS ABOUT THIS PATRICK GUY. 291 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,539 IF THAT'S EVEN HIS REAL NAME. 292 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:40,808 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 293 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,043 HE'S A CON MAN, A SHADY DRIFTER, 294 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,477 AND A REAL PLAYER. 295 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,379 HE PREYS OFF SINGLE MOMS, LIKE YOU -- 296 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:49,316 LEAVES THEM PENNILESS AND HEARTBROKEN. 297 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,719 AND WE'RE PRETTY SURE HE'S A SERIAL KILLER 298 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,553 KNOWN AS THE WESTLAKE STRANGLER. 299 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:54,387 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 300 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,123 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 301 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,825 NOTHING. 302 00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:00,894 WE ARE JUST TWO SONS WORRIED ABOUT OUR MOTHERS' SAFETY. 303 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:03,563 REALLY? ARE YOU TWO JEALOUS? 304 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:04,798 NO! 305 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:05,966 HE IS. 306 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,467 I'M JUST HELPING THIS GUY OUT. 307 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,003 DANNY! YOU'RE SO FUNNY. HE'S FUNNY, ISN'T HE? 308 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,739 WELL, I DO HOPE ALL THIS BAD-BOY STUFF 309 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,807 YOU GUYS ARE MAKING UP IS TRUE, BECAUSE... 310 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:17,544 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] OOH, I LOVE ME A DANGEROUS MAN. 311 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,012 Dang it! 312 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,484 WHO'S IT FROM? 313 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,053 THE EVISCERATOR. 314 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,521 IT'S NOT TICKING. 315 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:31,258 WHAT DO YOU SAY? HERE WE GO, HUH? 316 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,198 AH, GEEZ. 317 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,267 "GEENA & THE CANNON FOREVER." 318 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,035 THIS IS NOT VERY GOOD. 319 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,504 YOU THINK? I TOLD YOU YOU SHOULD NOT GO OUT WITH HER. 320 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,705 YOU'RE VERY SMART. 321 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,008 NO, I'LL JUST HAVE A TALK WITH HER, 322 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,011 GO SOMEWHERE...PUBLIC, 323 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,013 AND, UM... I'LL LET HER DOWN EASY. 324 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,848 AND IN A WAY SHE WON'T PUNISH ME. 325 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,583 NO, I-I-I CAN'T PROMISE, YOU KNOW? 326 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,185 I'LL DO MY BEST. 327 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:01,288 BUT WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE. 328 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,759 AND THAT'S YOU AND ME. 329 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,128 I-I PAINTED THE BEARD, GAVE HIM A RED HAT, 330 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:12,199 AND IF YOU LIFT UP HIS JACKET, HE'S GOT HAIR ON HIS BACK. 331 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,267 THAT'S VERY TERRIFIC. [ CHUCKLES ] 332 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,136 PLEASE TELL ME IT HASN'T GOT A ZIPPER. 333 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:19,472 LISTEN, UM... WE REALLY HAVE TO TALK. 334 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:22,375 YES, WE DO! WE NEED TO DECIDE WHERE WE'RE GOING TO REGISTER. 335 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,543 HOW ABOUT BELLEVUE? 336 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,145 WELL, LOOK, UM... IN MY HEART, 337 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,047 I REALLY THINK YOU'RE ONE OF THE NICE-- 338 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,715 A REALLY WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL LA-- 339 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,517 LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT NOW. 340 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,788 I WOULD BE VERY CAREFUL CHOOSING MY NEXT WORDS IF I WERE YOU. 341 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,390 THAT SPIRITED GRANDSON OF YOURS IS TEETERING 342 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,126 BETWEEN AN "A" AND A "B" THIS SEMESTER, 343 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,662 AND...WE WOULDN'T WANT HIM TO RUIN HIS CHANCES 344 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,231 FOR HONOR ROLL, NOW, WOULD WE? 345 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,766 NOW GIVE ME A KISS. 346 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,838 NO, NOT HERE. 347 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,272 WHERE? 348 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,875 [ SIGHS ] 349 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,845 HOW COME YOU HOT ONES ARE SO CRAZY? 350 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:58,979 [ CHUCKLES ] 351 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,747 TALK ABOUT...BASEBALL. 352 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,449 TALK ABOUT ANYTHING SPORTS-RELATED. 353 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,984 RIGHT. HE'S A DUDE. 354 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,353 WELL, THERE WAS THAT GAME -- THE GAME WAS ON YESTERDAY. 355 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,354 HI, LADIES. 356 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,856 OH, HI! HELLO. HI. 357 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,190 YOU LOOK READY TO DOMINATE THE BALLOON TOSS. 358 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,358 OH, ABSOLUTELY. 359 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,860 JUST LIKE THE FLORIDA MANATEES DID 360 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,494 IN YESTERDAY'S FOOTBALL PARADE. 361 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,763 "GAME." SHE MEANS "GAME." 362 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,665 DO I? YES. YES, YOU DO. 363 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,367 WOW. LOOK AT THIS GUY. 364 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,302 WE'RE TOTALLY SCREWED. 365 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,837 SUCH A POSEUR. 366 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,973 WHERE DID HE EVEN COME FROM, ANYWAYS? 367 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,174 WHAT'S UP, BRAH? 368 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,476 DID YOU JUST SAY... "BRAH"? 369 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,878 IGNORE HIM. 370 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,512 I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 371 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:33,847 YEAH, YOU CAN'T TURN YOUR BACK ON FAMILY, TERRY. 372 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,348 WAIT. 373 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,017 HE'S YOUR BRAH? LIKE, YOUR BRAH BRAH? 374 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,518 WELL, WE'RE HALF-BRAHS -- SAME MA... 375 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,719 DIFFERENT PA. 376 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,856 I'M NOT WEARING A "BRAH." 377 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,892 OH, YAH. 378 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,393 [ CHUCKLES ] 379 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,528 SORRY. JUST WANTED TO GET IN ON YOUR AMERICAN FUN. 380 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,202 [ BALLOON POPS ] 381 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,973 YOU KNOW, I THINK HIM BEING DICK'S HALF-BROTHER 382 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,876 HAS ACTUALLY MADE HIM EVEN MORE ATTRACTIVE TO ME. 383 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,912 I MEAN, HE COULD HAVE TURNED OUT LIKE THAT, 384 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,214 BUT INSTEAD, HE'S...THAT. 385 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,482 Terry: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE FROM THE SAME GENE POOL. 386 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,984 MM. 387 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,852 I HOPE TO BE SWIMMING IN AT LEAST HALF OF THAT POOL 388 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,221 BY NOON. 389 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,755 OH, WE ARE GONNA GET YOU IN THE DEEP END -- 390 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,391 NOT THE SHALLOW, VAPID END. 391 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,427 LOOK, MAN, JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY HALF-BROTHER 392 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,495 DOESN'T MEAN I'M GONNA TAKE IT EASY ON YOU. 393 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,998 I'M A PEDIATRICIAN. KIDS' GAMES ARE MY FORTE. 394 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,334 OH, I'M NOT WORRIED. LOOK HOW LIMBER I'VE GOTTEN. 395 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,336 CHECK THIS OUT. 396 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,004 LOOK AT THAT. 397 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,106 AND BALLOON TOSS -- JOOM, JOOM! JOOM, JOOM, JOOM, JOOM! 398 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:36,509 I'M THERE -- 24/7, ALL DAY. 399 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,378 YOU'RE STILL THE STRANGEST PERSON I'VE EVER KNOWN. 400 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,379 I MISSED YOU, MAN. 401 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:40,847 I MISSED YOU, TOO, MAN. 402 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,683 BUT NOW... I GOT TO KICK YOUR ASS. 403 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,884 BRING IT, BRAH. 404 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,686 OH, I WILL, BRAH. 405 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,588 ALL RIGHT, YOU DIDN'T DO SO WELL AT THE SPORTS TALK, 406 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,257 SO LET'S DANCE WITH THE ONE THAT BROUGHT YOU. 407 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,859 UNBUTTON THAT BLOUSE A LITTLE AND UNLEASH THE KRAKENS. 408 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,361 OHH, YES, DARLING. 409 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,895 I AM MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE WITH THAT APPROACH. 410 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,130 PERFECT. MM. 411 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,598 [ CLEARS THROAT ] HEY, PATRICK. 412 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,267 IT, UH, LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE 413 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,302 ANOTHER PERSON FOR YOUR BALLOON-TOSS TEAM. 414 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,104 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD PICK LULU. 415 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,738 [ CHUCKLES ] SHE IS EVERYTHING YOU'D WANT IN A PARTNER. 416 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,142 OH! [ SPLAT ] 417 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,577 SEE, THAT'S LULU'S PSYCH-OUT MOVE. 418 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,479 YEAH, SHE LIKES TO LULL THE OTHER TEAM 419 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,081 INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY. 420 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,748 HOW ABOUT IT, LULU? YOU WANT TO BE ON MY TEAM? 421 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,084 [ SIGHS ] YES. 422 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:20,087 I WOULD LOVE TO TEAM UP WITH YOU. 423 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,754 AWESOME. I'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE. 424 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,290 OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ] 425 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,757 [ SQUEALS ] 426 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,593 YOU GOT HIM! YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE ON THE SAME TEAM! 427 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,995 OH, MY GOSH! IT'S LIKE A DATE! [ SIGHS ] 428 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,902 NOTHING IMPRESSES A MAN MORE THAN A WOMAN 429 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,238 WHO CAN WALK 50 YARDS WITH AN EGG ON A SPOON. 430 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,772 HMM. NOW, OPEN UP. 431 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,008 OH! MY VENEERS! 432 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,442 OH, LULU, FOCUS! 433 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:45,078 WOW. YOUR MOM'S ACTUALLY GOING THROUGH WITH THIS. 434 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,847 SHE MUST REALLY LIKE THIS GUY. 435 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,183 Man: ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO! 436 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,684 [ CROWD CHEERING ] 437 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,588 RUN! NO, NO, NO. 438 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,990 AS SOON AS I MOVE, THIS IS GONNA FALL. 439 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,591 I'VE GOT WAY TOO MUCH NATURAL SHIMMY, DARLING. 440 00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,926 YOU DO IT. 441 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,661 YOUR TEETH ARE JUST... WHAT THEY ARE. 442 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,296 NOW, GO. GO, GO, GO! GO ON! CATCH UP! GO ON, DARLING! 443 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,537 WHERE'S THE BAR? 444 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,614 HEY, NICE EGG-WORK! THANKS. 445 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,515 WHERE'S LULU? 446 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,783 OH, SHE HAD TO BOW OUT. 447 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,952 YEAH, SHE HAD TO SAVE A...CAT... 448 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,220 FROM A DOG... OVER THERE. 449 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,688 NATURAL ENEMIES. 450 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,157 YOU KNOW, YOU'D THINK BY NOW, THEY WOULD... 451 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,225 YOU GET IT. OKAY. 452 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,560 SO, I GUESS WE'RE A TEAM NOW. 453 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:34,727 YEAH. 454 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,329 YEAH, DON'T SLOW ME DOWN, DOC. 455 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,401 LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOM HAS HEARTS IN HER EYES NOW. 456 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,170 GOOD NEWS FOR ME. 457 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,406 HEY, BUD. 458 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,708 [ Chuckling ] CANNON, WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR FACE? 459 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:49,876 IT'S A MONARCH. 460 00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,311 THERE WERE A COUPLE OF HOT MAMAS 461 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,046 IN THE, UH, FACE-PAINTING BOOTH OVER THERE. 462 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,515 UH, UH, CANNON, LOOK, YOU SHOULD NOT BE HERE, OKAY? 463 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,384 MISS CROSBY -- SHE'S RUNNING AROUND. 464 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,885 SHE'S GONNA FIND YOU. 465 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,920 ACTUALLY, THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE I'M HERE TO TALK TO HER. 466 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,655 I GOT TO PUT AN END TO THIS NONSENSE. 467 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,691 OKAY, I'M SORRY -- I CANNOT TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY 468 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,559 WITH THIS BUTTERFLY ON YOUR FACE. 469 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,561 IT'S A MONARCH. 470 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,330 YOU READY TO LOSE? 471 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,065 MY DAD WAS A LOT STRONGER THAN YOUR DAD, SO WE'LL SEE. 472 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,666 OH, YOU THINK SO? 473 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,835 DOESN'T MATTER. YOU'RE GOING DOWN, BRO. WRONG! 474 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,003 WE GOT THIS. 475 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,871 OH, YEAH. I'M SMALL, BUT FEISTY. 476 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:19,939 I'VE NOTICED. 477 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,007 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] 478 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,609 PULL! PULL! 479 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,277 NO! NO! 480 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,446 MOM, PULL! COME ON! GO! 481 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,048 DANNY, I'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOU. 482 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,917 UH-OH. "UH-OH" IS RIGHT. 483 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,385 MAKE SURE YOUR GRANDFATHER KNOWS 484 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:33,953 THAT IF HE BREAKS UP WITH ME, 485 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,889 YOU CAN EXPECT A WORLD OF PAIN. 486 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,958 EVERY TEST YOU TAKE, EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE, 487 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,093 I'LL BE FAILING YOU. 488 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,028 I'LL BE FAILING YOU. 489 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,463 LOOK, MISS CROSBY, 490 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,398 PLEASE JUST STAY AWAY FROM MY GRANDDAD, ALL RIGHT? 491 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,066 YOU TWO ARE NOT MEANT TO BE TOGETHER, 492 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,301 AND THERE'S NO SPARK. 493 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:50,137 I AM NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER, 494 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,240 AND I WILL NOT -- WILL NOT -- SPEND MY GOLDEN YEARS BY MYSELF, 495 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,608 TRYING TO FIND HAPPINESS IN CERAMICS. 496 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,576 ARE WE CLEAR? [ GULPS ] 497 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,645 HEY. HERE, TAKE THIS. 498 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,813 GO AHEAD. TAKE IT. I PAID FOR IT. 499 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,750 EVEN IF YOU TWO GET TOGETHER, 500 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,985 I DON'T THINK YOU'LL HAVE A VERY HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP. 501 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,987 I...DON'T...CARE! 502 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,889 WHAT THE HECK?! 503 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:10,957 WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! 504 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,325 MY KID! 505 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,426 HEY -- TEACHER! 506 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,328 LEAVE THAT KID ALONE. 507 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,063 DANNY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 508 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,965 OH, SHE -- SHE THREATENED TO FAIL ME 509 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,833 IF THE CANNON DOESN'T KEEP SEEING HER. 510 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,068 SHE'S CRAZY, MOM. 511 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,436 CHECK THAT. 512 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,904 ALL RIGHT, NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME, FRUITCAKE. 513 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,473 YOU GET IN MY SON'S FACE AGAIN, 514 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,107 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME, OKAY? 515 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,642 'CAUSE AS CRAZY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE, 516 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,110 YOU HAVE NOT MET THE GANNONS. 517 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,513 SHE IS RIGHT. WE OUT-CRAZY EVERYONE. 518 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,515 I MEAN, MY GRANDDAD HAS A BUTTERFLY ON HIS CHEEK. 519 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,516 LOOK AT THAT. 520 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:37,584 IT'S A MONARCH. 521 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,319 STAY AWAY FROM ME, 522 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:42,922 AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, STAY AWAY FROM MY GRANDSON. 523 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,191 YEAH. 524 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,425 YOU SO MUCH AS LOOK AT HIM THE WRONG WAY, 525 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,593 I'M COMING AFTER YOU. 526 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,095 SEE IT IN THE EYES? SEE IT? 527 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,129 I WILL END YOU. 528 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,298 NOW SAY YOU'RE SORRY. 529 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,132 SAY IT! 530 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:57,270 I AM...TERRIBLY SORRY. 531 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,971 Yes! [ CHUCKLES ] 532 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,940 GUYS, LOOK, I WAS WORRIED 533 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,277 THAT PEOPLE WOULD COME BETWEEN US AND OUR FAMILY, 534 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,645 BUT AFTER THAT, 535 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,047 I'M POSITIVE THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN EVER AGAIN. 536 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,449 I LOVE YOU GUYS. 537 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,718 AWW. I LOVE YOU, TOO, BUD. 538 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,386 [ CROWD CHEERING ] 539 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,024 COME ON, PATRICK! THAT'S IT, DARLING! 540 00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,559 PULL! PULL! 541 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,494 ISN'T HE LOVELY, DARLING? LOOK AT HIM. 542 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,396 HE IS, MOM. 543 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,632 I THINK YOU GUYS WOULD MAKE A GREAT COUPLE. 544 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,866 REALLY? MM-HMM. 545 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,335 OH, THANK YOU, DARLING. 546 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,969 OHH. 547 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,972 COME ON, PATRICK, DARLING! YOU'VE GOT THIS! 548 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,841 COME ON, PATRICK! YANK IT! 549 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,243 [ GRUNTING ] 550 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,877 COME ON! 551 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,350 COME ON! GO! 552 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,088 AAAAH! 553 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,760 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] 554 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,595 YEAH! 555 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:56,929 [ Chuckling ] YEAH! 556 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,731 NICE JOB! FUN DAY. 557 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,199 IT WAS A FUN DAY. 558 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,669 IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, BRAH. 559 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,936 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 560 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,572 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 561 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,006 HEY, DOC. 562 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,441 WALK WITH ME. 563 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,710 OKAY. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 564 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,412 YOU'LL SEE. 565 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,047 OH! 566 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,454 OH! WELL DONE, DARLING. 567 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,030 WELL DONE, DARLING. WELL DONE. 568 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,932 I'M GONNA NAME IT "PATRICK." 569 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,301 OKAY. 570 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:40,707 LULU: Hi, Terry. 571 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,409 Um, I just wanted to say 572 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,611 THANK YOU SO, SO MUCH FOR BRINGING PATRICK AND I TOGETHER. 573 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,212 YOU'RE A TRUE FRIEND, DARLING. 574 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,448 OH, LULU, YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER. 575 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:49,616 [ Laughs ] 576 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,284 YES, AND I HAVE A GREAT IDEA. 577 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,553 I'D LOVE TO BUY YOU DINNER TONIGHT -- 578 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,722 YOU KNOW, JUST TO SAY "THANK YOU" AND TO CELEBRATE. 579 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,390 THAT SOUNDS PERFECT. 580 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,891 WONDERFUL. 581 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,393 WELL, I'LL SEE YOU AT THE SIDECAR AT 8:00? 582 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,161 Great. 583 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,330 GREAT. 584 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,498 [ SOFT CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ] 585 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,273 Hostess: THERE YOU GO, MA'AM. ENJOY. 586 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:17,944 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 587 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,746 I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET LULU. 588 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,814 SHE TOLD ME THE SAME THING. 589 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,051 [ CHUCKLES ] 590 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,290 SO, WHAT NOW?