1 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:04,338 WAIT. ONLY FOUR OF YOU SHOWED UP FOR PRACTICE TODAY? 2 00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:05,506 YEAH. THE UNFANTASTIC FOUR. 3 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:06,807 DAD, FILTER. 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,709 THAT'S PRETTY FILTERED RIGHT THERE. 5 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:11,412 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? VINCE AND VANCE HAVE SAXOPHONE LESSONS. 6 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:12,680 ANGEL'S BABYSITTING. 7 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:14,682 DONG IS HERE. WE SEE THAT. 8 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,484 VANESSA'S IN THE SCHOOL PLAY WITH MICHAEL, 9 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,986 OWEN HAS SCOUTS, AND STEVE MOVED TO VIRGINIA. 10 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,821 THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME WE'VE HAD TO CANCEL PRACTICE 11 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,156 'CAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH KIDS. 12 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:24,225 IT'S BECAUSE WE HAVE THE WORST PRACTICE TIME. 13 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:27,061 IT'S RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL. NO ONE CAN MAKE IT. 14 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:29,330 HALF AN HOUR LATER WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT. 15 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,165 THAT'S WHEN I GET OFF OF WORK. 16 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:33,267 HOW OLD ARE YOU, SON? ALL RIGHT, THIS HAS TO CHANGE. 17 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:34,835 I AM GONNA GO FIND DICK, 18 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,570 AND I'M GONNA ASK FOR A BETTER PRACTICE TIME. 19 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:39,073 HEY, LOOK. THERE HE GOES NOW. 20 00:00:39,107 --> 00:00:40,241 YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 21 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,009 ALL RIGHT. 22 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,877 I FIGURED THIS OUT. 23 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:46,180 I KNOW WHY OUR GUYS AREN'T SHOWING UP FOR PRACTICE. 24 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:48,182 THAT'S BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY LEADERSHIP. 25 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:50,951 WE DON'T HAVE ANY STEP-UP KIND OF GUY IN THE LOCKER ROOM. 26 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:52,753 WE NEED A LEADER. WE NEED A CAPTAIN. 27 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,188 LET'S JUST VOTE FOR ONE RIGHT NOW. 28 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:55,956 I'LL BE CAPTAIN! 29 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:58,626 DONG, UH, YOU -- YOU HAVE TO BE A U.S. CITIZEN. 30 00:00:58,659 --> 00:00:59,760 I NOMINATE DANNY. 31 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:02,096 ME TOO. WHAT DO YOU SAY, KID? 32 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:04,432 UH...NO. 33 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:06,300 NO. NO. I'M SET. I DON'T... 34 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:07,968 WHAT ARE YOU -- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU'RE GOOD? 35 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:09,370 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO DO IT. 36 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,971 MY GRANDSON DOESN'T WANT TO BE THE CAPTAIN? 37 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:12,373 MY GRANDSON? 38 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,308 THAT BUMS ME, PAL. 39 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:15,976 [ GRUNTS ] THAT BUMS ME. 40 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,145 AAH! 41 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:19,213 AAH! YOU -- GAH! 42 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,481 WHOA, CANNON. ARE YOU OKAY? 43 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:21,482 AAH! 44 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:25,153 HEY. WAIT A MINUTE. 45 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,420 OHH. 46 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:27,988 I THINK I POPPED THAT THING BACK IN. 47 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,490 THAT'S FANTASTIC, DAN. 48 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,525 I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER. LOOK AT THIS. WAIT. 49 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,129 [ GRUNTS ] 50 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:37,731 OH, THE BANK MACHINE IS OPEN. 51 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,833 OH, YEAH! I'M HITTING THE LINKS. 52 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:42,170 AND, YOU -- WE'RE NOT THROUGH WITH THIS CAPTAIN STUFF YET. 53 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:43,837 YOU GOT ME? NOT THROUGH! 54 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:45,573 OH, BUT LOOK AT THIS. 55 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,275 GIN! 56 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:49,277 * I'M BACK 57 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:52,280 -- Captions by VITAC -- 58 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:57,851 *** 59 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:59,220 * I'M BACK 60 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,192 THAT PASSENGER SEAT LOOKS SUPER COMFY. 61 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,593 YEAH, FOR THE LAST TIME, 62 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,528 I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO SITS IN THIS CART. 63 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:08,862 NOW, KEEP UP. 64 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,798 THERE SHE IS. THERE'S TERRY. 65 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,301 H-HOW DO I LOOK? YOU'RE GOING TO ASK HER OUT AGAIN? 66 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,002 YEAH, MAN. I'M WEARING HER DOWN. 67 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:17,671 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT ON A SHOW FOR HER? [ TIRES SCREECH ] 68 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,340 "A SHOW"? 69 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:20,508 IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I'M DOING? 70 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:21,942 WHAT I'M SAYING IS, 71 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,212 I THINK SHE'S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING MORE REAL. 72 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:26,380 I'M NOT BEING REAL? WELL, NOT WITH HER, NO. 73 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:28,949 I THINK IF YOU JUST SHOW TERRY WHO YOU REALLY ARE, 74 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,684 THEN SHE'D LIKE THAT GUY. 75 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,152 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 76 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:33,687 OKAY. YOU DON'T. 77 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:35,489 SO JUST STEP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE, PLEASE. 78 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:38,826 FURTHER AWAY. 79 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,828 I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU. 80 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,230 EH... 81 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,231 A GOLF CART? 82 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:44,665 OH, YEAH. REALLY? 83 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:47,201 YEAH, I NEED IT FOR...OFFICIAL BUSINESS 84 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:48,636 AS LEAGUE PRESIDENT, YOU KNOW? 85 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:49,870 I PUT OUT A LOT OF FIRES. 86 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:51,705 SO I GUESS YOU COULD SEE THIS 87 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:55,075 AS MY TOTALLY AWESOME FIRE TRUCK. 88 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,710 WHAT'S UP? I NEED TO TALK. 89 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,145 WELL, HOP IN. 90 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,880 WILL YOU TALK TO ME IF I DON'T HOP IN? 91 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,582 I WILL NOT. FINE. 92 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:06,587 Dick: IT'S BETTER TO TALK IN THE SHADE. 93 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,222 SO, WHAT'S UP, BUTTONS? 94 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:09,990 Terry Jr.: UH, FIRST OFF, DON'T CALL ME "BUTTONS." 95 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,992 SECONDLY, I JUST NEED TO CHANGE MY KID'S PRACTICE TIME 96 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,761 BY A HALF-HOUR SO THEY CAN MAKE IT AFTER SCHOOL. 97 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:14,928 WELL, I WISH I COULD HELP YOU OUT, TERRY, 98 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:16,430 BUT YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND 99 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:18,899 THERE ARE A LOT OF MOVING PIECES TO THIS. 100 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,901 FOR INSTANCE, THE TEAM THAT'S IN THAT SLOT -- WHAT ABOUT THEM? 101 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,837 LOOK AT IT THIS WAY -- YOU EVER PLAY JENGA? 102 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,406 JENGA? JENGA. 103 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,441 IT'S A PROFOUND GAME. 104 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:29,277 IF YOU PULL OUT THE WRONG PIECE, 105 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:32,580 THEN THE WHOLE THING COLLAPSES. 106 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,582 SO ALL OF THIS -- ALL OF IT -- 107 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,850 AND THIS, IT'S JUST... 108 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,753 IT'S -- IT'S JENGA. 109 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,855 ALL OF...THIS -- 110 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,257 REALLY WEIRD. 111 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:45,225 SO CAN I MOVE MY KID'S PRACTICE TIME OR NOT? 112 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:47,428 WHY DON'T YOU JUST BRING IT UP AT THE LEAGUE MEETING TOMORROW NIGHT? 113 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:49,597 THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO DO. WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE? 114 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,899 BECAUSE I LIKE YOU AND I WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU. 115 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,701 UM... 116 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,903 AND I WANTED TO MAYBE IMPRESS YOU WITH MY NEW GOLF CART. 117 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:56,904 HOW'D THAT GO? 118 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:58,372 NOT GREAT. 119 00:03:58,406 --> 00:03:59,973 [ SIGHS ] OKAY, THEN. 120 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:02,042 I'LL SEE YOU, UH -- I'LL SEE YOU AT THE MEETING, YEAH? 121 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,644 YEAH. SEE YA. 122 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,915 NOT A CHANCE, STAN. 123 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,917 THIS CART'S FOR PRESIDENTS ONLY. 124 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:10,918 HEADS UP! 125 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:11,985 Woman: WATCH OUT! 126 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:14,488 MAN, THAT'S GOT TO HURT. 127 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:17,325 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 128 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:24,064 DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THERE ARE HOUSES BACK THERE. 129 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,899 THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE THE BALLS ARE COMING FROM. [ GLASS SHATTERS ] 130 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,135 Man: KEVIN! THAT'S WILLIGER. 131 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:32,406 HIS HOUSE IS, UH...A GOOD 180 YARDS. 132 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,608 SEVEN IRON. THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 133 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,610 OUT OF BALLS. 134 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,979 SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU GOT TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOUR SON 135 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,681 ABOUT GROWING A PAIR OF THOSE THINGS. 136 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,783 HE TURNED DOWN BEING CAPTAIN OF THE TEAM TODAY. 137 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,485 MY DANNY? YEAH, YOUR DANNY. 138 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:45,753 I MEAN, WHO DOES THAT? 139 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,921 THE VOTE WASN'T EVEN RIGGED. 140 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,624 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BE IN CHARGE, OKAY? 141 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,159 I'M NOT LIKE YOU GUYS. 142 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:54,628 I'M NOT A NUMBER ONE. I'M...LIKE AN EIGHT. 143 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:55,996 EIGHT? 144 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,098 YOU DON'T SEE YOURSELF IN THE TOP FIVE? 145 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,767 IT'S OKAY. LOOK, DANNY KNOWS WHO HE IS, 146 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,001 AND IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE IN CHARGE, 147 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,436 THAT'S -- THAT'S OKAY. 148 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:04,638 IT'S IS NOT OKAY. LET IT GO. 149 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:07,007 BUT IT'S NOT OKAY. IT'S FINE. 150 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,709 OKAY, NOW I'M GONNA GO TO WORK. 151 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,444 DO NOT LISTEN TO THE CRANKY, YELLY MAN. 152 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,780 ALL RIGHT? I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 153 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,683 YOU, COME WITH ME. 154 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,788 YOU RANG? 155 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,856 LOOK, IT IS BOTHERING THE HECK OUT OF ME THAT HE IS LIKE THIS. 156 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,358 OKAY, WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR SIX MONTHS. 157 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:26,059 HE'S KISSED A BOY ONCE AND BEEN SLAPPED AROUND TWICE. 158 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,294 I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HIM. 159 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,796 RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 160 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,364 Okay, so here's how we're gonna handle this, okay? 161 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:31,532 I'm gonna be the good cop. 162 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:32,800 I'm gonna be the supportive mom -- 163 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:33,967 tell him I love him no matter what. 164 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,903 You -- You have to be the muscle. 165 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:38,806 You have to turn this kid around and help him find his huevos, 166 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,674 or else you'll have to deal with me. 167 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:41,909 HEY, BUDDY. 168 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,511 I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT. 169 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:44,545 DON'T CHANGE. 170 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:49,483 *** 171 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:53,253 GARNER FOURSOME, ON THE TEE BOX. 172 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,923 YOU KNOW, BEFORE I HURT MY ELBOW, 173 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:59,393 I WAS MAKING $4,000 A MONTH FROM SUCKERS LIKE THAT. 174 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:01,228 NOW LET'S SEE IF WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS. COME ON. 175 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:02,696 HEY, CANNON, EVERYONE ELSE 176 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,331 HAS ONE OF THOSE ROLLY THINGS FOR THEIR BAGS. 177 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,099 CAN WE GET ONE? YOU ARE MY ROLLY THING. 178 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,335 I SEE, YOU'RE MAKING ME BE YOUR CADDY 179 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,271 SO I REALIZE THAT IT'S BETTER TO BE A LEADER IN LIFE 180 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,774 THAN TO BE SOMEONE WHO CARRIES BAGS. 181 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,576 YOU'RE PRETTY QUICK FOR A NUMBER EIGHT. 182 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,511 SO YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF A ROCK. 183 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,246 WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 184 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:21,682 [ Grunting ] I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 185 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:22,783 [ GRUNTS ] 186 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:26,386 THIS IS WHAT I MEAN -- A ROCK. 187 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:31,224 DON'T LAG. COME ON. WE'RE TEEING OFF. 188 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,262 HALF MY TEAM HAS CONFLICTS, 189 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:38,365 SO I AM ASKING TO PUSH MY TEAM'S PRACTICE BY HALF AN HOUR. 190 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,034 UM, WELL, LOOK, THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE, 191 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,103 BUT YOUR REQUEST IS GONNA AFFECT TWO OTHER TEAMS 192 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,572 THAT PRACTICE AFTER YOU, SO... 193 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:45,873 WELL, I'LL TALK TO THOSE TEAMS. 194 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,741 NOT WITHOUT LEGAL AUTHORIZATION, YOU WON'T, 195 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:49,610 AND WE GOT TO VOTE ON THAT, SO ALL IN FAVOR? 196 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:53,380 OKAY. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. MOTION DENIED. 197 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,916 I'M -- I'M SORRY, TERRY. BUT IT'S A JENGA WORLD. 198 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,951 WELL, THAT'S -- THAT'S DEMOCRACY IN ACTION IS WHAT THAT IS. 199 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,887 OKAY, NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS -- ELECTION OF THE PRESIDENT. 200 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,455 SINCE I'M RUNNING UNOPPOSED, 201 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:04,157 WHY DON'T WE JUST VOTE THIS THING THROUGH, OKAY? 202 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:05,593 ALL IN FAVOR? WAIT. 203 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,595 "UNOPPOSED"? 204 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:08,796 HOLD ON. 205 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:11,732 SO IF I RUN AGAINST YOU AND I WIN... 206 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,167 [ LAUGHS ] ...CAN I CHANGE MY OWN PRACTICE TIME? 207 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:15,569 THEORETICALLY, YEAH, YOU COULD. 208 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,137 BUT, YOU KNOW, THEORETICALLY, 209 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,339 A WALRUS COULD WALK IN HERE WITH A HARMONICA 210 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:21,308 AND BRING THE HOUSE DOWN WITH SOME BILLY JOEL, SO... 211 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:22,676 MAYBE SOME PRETENDERS. 212 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:23,844 LOOK, THE POINT IS, 213 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,779 IT'S PROBABLY NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 214 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,080 I'M RUNNING AGAINST YOU. 215 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,949 JENGA, DICK. 216 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,317 OH, THAT'S NOT EVEN LEGAL, IS IT? 217 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:32,520 WELL, THE LEAGUE CHARTER SAYS SHE CAN CAMPAIGN 218 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:35,188 FOR THE POSITION UNTIL THE NEXT BOARD MEETING TAKES PLACE. 219 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:36,757 OKAY, FINE. 220 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,191 WELL, THEN, I'LL JUST CALL FOR AN EMERGENCY MEETING 221 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:39,426 ON MONDAY SO WE CAN GET THIS THING OVER WITH. 222 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,494 BUT I NEED A SECOND THAT, SO... 223 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:42,796 I SECOND THAT EMOTION. 224 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,932 REALLY, T? IT'S SMOKEY. 225 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,334 YOU GOT ONE DAY TO GET YOUR VOTES. 226 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:48,536 YOU NEED FIVE. 227 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:49,870 MEETING ADJOURNED. 228 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,371 OH, UH, MERKLE, SPIRO, BOB, AND KAT, 229 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:53,206 YOU GUYS HAVE EARLY DUTY TOMORROW AT THE FIELD. 230 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,943 BOYS...BEERS. 231 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,945 HI. HI. I'M -- I'M TERRY GANNON. 232 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,613 YEAH, THAT'S A NICE SHIRT. 233 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,014 THAT'S A NICE TIE. I'M TERRY GANNON. 234 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,690 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING. I CALL THIS THE BIG-SHOT SHOW. 235 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,224 HOW DO YOU HOLD YOUR MONEY? 236 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:13,561 YOU GOT YOUR SINGLES ON THE TOP. 237 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,629 IN THE MIDDLE, YOU GOT THE $20s. 238 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:17,064 AND THE BIG ONES ARE DOWN AT THE BOTTOM, RIGHT? 239 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,132 FOLD IT IN HALF, 240 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:22,502 RUBBER BAND, DOUBLE TWIST, 241 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:25,973 SNAP, GIN. 242 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,407 PUT IT DOWN. 243 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,242 COMPARE IT. YOU HAVE A LOT MORE. 244 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:30,678 RIGHT. WHY? 245 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:33,180 BECAUSE YOU WORK FOR ME. 246 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,348 LEADER. FOLLOWER. 247 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:38,318 YEAH. YEAH. THESE EXAMPLES ARE REALLY EASY TO FOLLOW. 248 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,321 BUT, CANNON, I STILL DON'T WANT TO BE A LEADER, OKAY? 249 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,156 IT'S JUST NOT WHO I AM. 250 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:46,126 WELL, YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF ANOTHER ROCK, OKAY? 251 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,899 HAVE SOME PRIDE, WILL YOU, SPIRO? 252 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,501 WE'RE NOT JUST RAKING DIRT. WE'RE MAKING DREAMS COME TRUE. 253 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,704 DICK, IT'S YOUTH BASEBALL. EXACTLY. 254 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,572 AND YOU WON'T MAKE IT TO THE MAJORS WITH THAT ATTITUDE. 255 00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:00,608 I'M AN ACCOUNTANT. WELL, THEN BE ACCOUNTABLE. 256 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,976 GOD, SPIRO! GET WITH IT! 257 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,580 [ SIGHS ] 258 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,215 DICK HAS A LOT OF NERVE. 259 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,516 UH-HUH. 260 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,518 IT'S AN INFIELD, NOT A ZEN GARDEN. 261 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,554 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DETHRONE THE KING? 262 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,424 [ CHUCKLES ] 263 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,962 OOH, BAKED. 264 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,964 WAIT. THOSE ARE 75 CENTS. 265 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,333 PUT IT ON MY TAB, KITTY KAT. 266 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,472 I BET DICK THROWS OFF YOUR WHOLE INVENTORY 267 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:33,941 TAKING CHIPS LIKE THAT. 268 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,376 BY THE END OF THE SEASON, I'M DOWN $14.50, 269 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,478 AND GUESS WHOSE FANNY PACK THAT'S COMING OUT OF. 270 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,648 [ SCOFFS ] WELL, SOMEBODY SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM. 271 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:41,649 MAYBE YOU COULD? 272 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:42,816 WELL, I'LL TRY, 273 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,785 BUT I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP. 274 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,319 I COULD GET YOU THAT HELP. 275 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:49,056 I COULD ALSO GET YOU A SWEET DEAL ON A FANNY PACK. 276 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,824 I NOTICED YOU ARE NOT WEARING ONE. 277 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,828 OKAY, KAT. 278 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:57,464 *** 279 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,338 OKAY. 280 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,340 I HAVE YOUR FOUR VOTES. I JUST NEED ONE MORE. 281 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,677 IT IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE FOR US TO TAKE OVER THIS LEAGUE. 282 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,912 BUT CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S POINTLESS, TERRY? 283 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,847 IT'S HOPELESS. DICK OWNS THIS TOWN. 284 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,916 AND DICK HAS HIT ON EVERY MOM IN THIS LEAGUE, 285 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,685 YET I'M INVISIBLE TO HIM. 286 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,519 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 287 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,254 I'M GONNA HAVE TO FREEZE MY EGGS NOW. 288 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,290 SEE? THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. 289 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,192 WE DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS. 290 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,960 Shh. IS THAT A GOLF CART? 291 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,629 DAMN, IT'S DICK. 292 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,198 HEY. 293 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,599 WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 294 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,667 NOTHING. 295 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,135 YEAH? 296 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,838 He knows. He knows you're trying to take him down. 297 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,040 TELL YOU WHAT, GUYS, BEFORE YOU GO DOWN THIS ROAD, 298 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,508 YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT 299 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,476 WHAT THIS LEAGUE WAS LIKE BEFORE I TOOK OVER. 300 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:46,313 NO SCOREBOARD. GOFER HOLES. 301 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:49,016 WILLIE THE HOBO LIVING IN THE EQUIPMENT SHED -- 302 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,450 ALL CLEANED UP BECAUSE OF ME. 303 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,020 YEAH, ALONG WITH YOU BEING AN INFLEXIBLE JERK. 304 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:56,489 OH, TERRY, I AM SUPER FLEXIBLE. 305 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:59,159 WHATEVER, DICK. ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN. 306 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,494 WELL, YOU NEED FIVE VOTES, TERRY, SO HOW YOU GONNA DO IT? 307 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,730 I ONLY SEE FOUR. 308 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,331 OH. WELL, IT'S EASY. 309 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,734 SEE, YOU TAKE OUT THE WEAKEST LINK, 310 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,902 AND THE WHOLE TOWER COLLAPSES. 311 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,237 JENGA. 312 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,504 MNH-MNH. THAT'S MY THING. 313 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,473 *** 314 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,042 I'M WATCHING YOU, BOB. 315 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,012 [ Whimpering ] I'M SORRY, DICK. 316 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,354 YOU KNOW I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A TEAM CAPTAIN OR NOT. 317 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,822 I JUST -- 318 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,523 I JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON 319 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,425 INSIDE YOUR HEAD SO THAT I CAN BE THERE FOR YOU. 320 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,560 SO WHAT IS IT, BUDDY? 321 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,328 I'M AFRAID TO FAIL, OKAY? 322 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,397 IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS, IN FRONT OF VANESSA. 323 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,598 I'LL LOOK LIKE A JERK. 324 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,367 OKAY, BUT RIGHT NOW, I'M SAFE. 325 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,269 A FEW DAYS AGO AT SCHOOL, 326 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,270 WE LEARNED ABOUT THIS THING CALLED "REGICIDE." 327 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,671 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 328 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,774 SOMETHING YOU SPRAY ON YOUR TOMATO PLANTS? 329 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:49,009 NO. IT'S WHEN A KING GETS ASSASSINATED. 330 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,710 OKAY, NO ONE WANTS TO KILL THE UNDERLINGS, 331 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,079 BUT WHEN YOU'RE THE KING, 332 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,513 YOU GOT THAT BIG OLD TARGET ON YOUR BACK. 333 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,681 OKAY, I DON'T NEED THAT PRESSURE. 334 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,450 I HEAR YOU. AND YOU DON'T. 335 00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:00,653 AND I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND. THANK YOU. 336 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,561 THE WORLD IS GONNA EAT THAT KID ALIVE. 337 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,630 TURN UP THE HEAT. 338 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,365 YOU GOT IT, BABY. 339 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,901 YEAH. 340 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,069 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO WORK ON STAN 341 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,405 AND HIS LOW SELF-ESTEEM TO GET HIS VOTE. 342 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,707 CAN I COUNT ON YOU TO USE YOUR INFLUENCE ON AL 343 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,309 AS A BACKUP PLAN? 344 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,611 DARLING, WITH THOSE PECS, HE WAS ALREADY ON MY TO-DO LIST. 345 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:27,247 MM. WITH MY MONEY AND MY LOOKS 346 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,449 AND YOUR...INTELLIGENCE AND SAD PAST, 347 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,418 THOSE GUYS DON'T STAND A CHANCE. 348 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,053 MY "SAD PAST"? 349 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,288 OWN IT, DARLING. LET'S ROLL. 350 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,490 *** 351 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,492 Stan: I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT, TERRY. 352 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,894 I CAN'T GIVE YOU MY VOTE. 353 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,595 DICK AND I GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL. 354 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,431 IS THAT HOW LONG HE'S BEEN MISTREATING YOU? 355 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,900 NO. WAY BEFORE THAT. 356 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,136 COACH AL, I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU. 357 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,304 NOT AS MUCH AS I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU. 358 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,472 AND YOU KNOW WHAT I KNOW? 359 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,441 WHAT? YOU'VE COME OVER HERE 360 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,143 TO USE YOUR FEMININE WILES TO GET MY VOTE. 361 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,245 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, LULU. 362 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,413 IS THAT ALL YOU ARE -- A BEAUTIFUL PAWN? 363 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,849 [ CHUCKLES ] I'M SO SORRY. 364 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,516 I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION. 365 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,752 PEOPLE HAVE YOU PEGGED AS SOME SHALLOW FLOOZY 366 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,021 WHO'S BURNING THROUGH HER DEAD HUSBAND'S MONEY, 367 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,789 BUT I SEE BEYOND THAT. 368 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:13,126 BEHIND THOSE EYES, I SEE A DELICATE, SWEET WOMAN. 369 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,628 MY QUESTION IS, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LET HER COME OUT? 370 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:18,798 OH. [ CHUCKLES ] 371 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,534 YOU ARE NOT WHAT I EXPECTED. 372 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,837 I GET THAT A LOT. [ CHUCKLES ] 373 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,672 SO, THE REALITY IS, WHEN I AM ELECTED, 374 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,607 I'M GONNA CHANGE MY TEAM'S PRACTICE TIME, 375 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,943 THEN I'M GONNA STEP DOWN AND APPOINT YOU PRESIDENT. 376 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,345 NO ONE IS EVER GONNA TELL YOU TO SHUT UP AGAIN. 377 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,713 WHAT ABOUT MY MOM? 378 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,782 WELL, I CAN'T CONTROL YOUR MOM, STAN. 379 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,118 WOULD YOU AT LEAST TALK TO HER? 380 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,120 WE CAN DISCUSS THAT. 381 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,122 I JUST THINK IT'S SAFER, YOU KNOW, 382 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,057 TO PLAY THIS BIG CHARACTER 383 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,725 RATHER THAN BE THIS... 384 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,228 VULNERABLE LITTLE GIRL FROM BRIGHTON. 385 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,997 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SELF-MEDICATING. 386 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,298 [ SIGHS ] 387 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,700 YOU NEED TO FIND A SAFE HOME, EMOTIONALLY. 388 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,035 OH, MY. 389 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,503 N-NOT HERE. 390 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,038 NOT YET. 391 00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,839 LET ME HEAL YOU FIRST. 392 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:03,076 I LIKE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL, TERRY. 393 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,312 I'M NOT USED TO BEING IN THE CATBIRD SEAT LIKE THIS. 394 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,414 OH, TAKE IT IN. TAKE IT IN, STAN. 395 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,016 YOU KNOW THAT PLAQUE IN THE LEAGUE OFFICE 396 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,650 THAT HAS ALL THE FORMER PRESIDENTS ON IT? 397 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,420 YOUR NAME COULD BE ON THAT PLAQUE. 398 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,521 A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR YOU. 399 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:18,025 LEAGUE PRESIDENT STANLEY... 400 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,026 WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME? 401 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,027 HORCHATTA. 402 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,196 HOR-- HORCHATTA? 403 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,298 IT'S FRENCH-INDIAN- SCANDINAVIAN-DUTCH-IRISH. 404 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,402 STAN! GUESS WHAT ARRIVED. 405 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:32,906 ALL-STAR-MANAGER JACKETS. 406 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,908 NOW WAIT FOR IT. 407 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:37,844 WAIT FOR IT. 408 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,746 BOOM. 409 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:43,116 OH, MARY MOTHER OF -- IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 410 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:46,053 COME TRY IT ON. FEEL THAT MATERIAL. 411 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:49,957 THAT IS ALL-STAR-TEAM COACH MATERIAL. 412 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,625 YEAH. HERE WE GO. 413 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,462 YOU'RE PLAYING WITH THE BIG BOYS NOW. 414 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,798 YOU LOOK LIKE TOMMY LASORDA JR. 415 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,767 STAN, THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT. 416 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,769 NO, YES, IT IS. 417 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,438 DANNY BOY, THIS IS DEREK DIGGS RIGHT HERE. 418 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,274 THIS IS MY GRANDSON. DEREK DIGGS. 419 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:10,143 YOU CAN CALL ME "D2," "D-SQUARED," "DOUBLE D." 420 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,544 DEREK DIGS THEM ALL. 421 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,812 YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? 422 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,647 I DIG THAT, YEAH. [ LAUGHS ] 423 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,750 ANYWAY, UH, DEREK HERE'S THE BIGGEST PHARMACEUTICAL REP 424 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,619 IN ALL OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. 425 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,921 AND I'M ABOUT TO TAKE DOWN SOME OF HIS CASH. 426 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,657 SO AUTOMATIC PRICE IS $100 A HOLE? THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. 427 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,559 OH, HEY, NOT IN FRONT OF THE KID, OKAY? 428 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,095 ALL RIGHT. 429 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,466 DANNY, WHEN I PUT MY HAND OUT LIKE THIS, 430 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,834 IT MEANS GIVE ME THE DRIVER. 431 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,836 I KNOW. I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE HERE. 432 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,039 THAT KID JUST SASSED YOU. GIVE ME THE THING. 433 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,078 DON'T THROW IT. 434 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,079 YOU CAUGHT IT. 435 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,148 DON'T THROW IT. 436 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:53,953 *** 437 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,475 [ GROANS ] 438 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,877 OH, GOD! I THREW THAT THING OUT AGAIN! 439 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,212 OH, GOD, THAT HURTS! 440 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,880 THAT'S A SHAME. THAT'S A HELL OF A SHOT. 441 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,483 THERE'S A $1,200 PUTT ON THE LINE, AND YOU CAN'T TAKE IT. 442 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,884 THAT'S A DQ. 443 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,786 UNABLE TO PERFORM. 444 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,854 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. 445 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,022 WOULD YOU SHUT UP? 446 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,390 LOOK, I HAVE AN IDEA, ALL RIGHT? 447 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,225 WHY DON'T I TAKE THE SHOT? 448 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,294 WHAT? I MEAN, THAT'S LIKE $1,200. 449 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,029 YOU GONNA STAND UP FOR $1,200? 450 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,465 WHY DON'T YOU PAY ME NOW? SAVE YOU A WALK TO THE GREEN. 451 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,732 YOU KNOW WHAT, DOUBLE D? 452 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,334 I THINK YOU'RE KIND OF A JERK. 453 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,236 ALL RIGHT. CANNON, I GOT THIS. 454 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,411 AND THERE HE IS. 455 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,048 HIT IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT, NANCY. 456 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,417 "NANCY"? YOU LIKE YOUR TEETH, DOUBLE D? 457 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,419 LEAVE THE KID ALONE. 458 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,201 OH! BOO-YAH! 459 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,835 YES! 460 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,604 YES! YES! 461 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,706 BY THEY WAY, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T HURT YOUR ELBOW. 462 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,441 [ LAUGHS ] 463 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,343 WHAT A GUY. WHAT A PUTT. 464 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,677 CASH, MY FRIEND. 465 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,246 PAY UP. 466 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:30,217 REMEMBER, STAN, A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR YOU. 467 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,018 LOOK, TERRY, I THINK YOU'RE GREAT. 468 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,254 AND DICK DOES SOMETIMES TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME, 469 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,855 BUT THIS IS ALL HE HAS. 470 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,024 WHEN HE GOT DIVORCED, HE WENT OFF THE RAILS. 471 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,527 THIS LEAGUE BECAME HIS LIFE. IT STILL IS. 472 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,463 I'M AFRAID IF I VOTE FOR YOU OVER HIM, 473 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,132 HE'LL SPIN OUT AGAIN. 474 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,135 AND I'M HIS FRIEND, TERRY. 475 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,769 I'M NOT GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN. 476 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,804 WELL, THINK ABOUT THIS -- 477 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,773 IF THIS IS ALL DICK HAS, 478 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,608 MAYBE IT'S NOT SUCH A GOOD THING. 479 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,279 YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, HORCHATTA. HOR-R-R-CHATTA. 480 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,981 HOR... HOR-R-R-R-R-CHATTA. 481 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,317 HOR-R-R-R...CHATTA. OH. 482 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,085 YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, STAN. 483 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,455 [ ROLLS TONGUE ] 484 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,090 *** 485 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:22,835 SHE'S A BEAUT, AIN'T SHE? 486 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,504 DANNY, HEY. 487 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,439 ARE YOU HERE TO SUPPORT YOUR MOM? 488 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:29,276 NO. I'M HERE TO SUPPORT YOU, STAN. 489 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,212 MAN, YOU'D LOOK REAL GOOD IN THIS THING. 490 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,351 OKAY, SO, LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH, RIGHT, SO WE CAN ALL GO HOME. 491 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:41,087 ANYONE IN FAVOR OF AN INEXPERIENCED, 492 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,789 UH, FRAGILE PIZZA WORKER 493 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,192 TO BE THE NEXT LEAGUE PRESIDENT, 494 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,226 GO AHEAD AND RAISE YOUR HAND. 495 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,362 It's a waste of time, guys. 496 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,364 OKAY, SO, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 497 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,700 ANYBODY ELSE? NOBODY? 498 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,835 OKAY, MEETING ADJOURNED. WAIT! 499 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,271 STAN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 500 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,673 PUT YOUR HAND DOWN. NO, DICK. 501 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,176 IT'S TIME I DID SOMETHING FOR MY OWN GOOD. 502 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,944 I VOTE FOR TERRY. 503 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,347 [ GASPS ] I WIN! I WIN! 504 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,615 YES! YEAH! 505 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,882 I'M THE BIG WINNER! 506 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,519 KITTY, BOB, SPIRO, DICK CRUSHED! 507 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,686 WE DID IT! 508 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,288 I KNEW WE COULD DO IT! 509 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,456 IT'S A NEW DAY! 510 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,057 YOU'RE DEAD TO ME, HORCHATTA! 511 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,561 THANK YOU, STAN. 512 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,829 LET'S BE CLEAR, TERRY. 513 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,464 THE ONLY REASON I VOTED FOR YOU 514 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,399 IS BECAUSE DANNY PROMISED ME THE GOLF CART FOR A YEAR. 515 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,569 IT'S HORCHATTA TIME. 516 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,706 DANNY DID WHAT? 517 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,209 EEE! OH. 518 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,744 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? BE CAREFUL. ALL RIGHT. 519 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,011 HERE. WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY? 520 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,880 I AM CRAZY, WITH GANNON PRIDE. 521 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,415 YOU WON. I WON. 522 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,217 DANNY WON TWICE TODAY. COME ON. 523 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:47,053 HEY, BUDDY, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WAS A GREAT PUTT TODAY. 524 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,722 OH, AND THAT THING YOU DID WITH STAN -- IT WAS GENIUS. 525 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:50,990 YOU BECAME A LEADER TODAY. 526 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,392 WHOA, LOOK. STOP THE CLOCK. 527 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,060 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I ONLY DID THOSE THINGS 528 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,595 BECAUSE DOUBLE D WAS BEING A JERK, 529 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,731 AND WE DO NEED A BETTER PRACTICE TIME, ALL RIGHT? 530 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,600 I KNOW YOU GUYS WANT ME TO BE A LEADER AND A CAPTAIN 531 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,068 AND TO WIN AT ALL COSTS, 532 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,036 BUT THAT'S JUST REALLY NOT WHO I AM, ALL RIGHT? 533 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,572 I-I ONLY DID THAT STUFF 534 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,840 'CAUSE I WANTED TO GET YOU GUYS OFF MY BACK. 535 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,276 I'M SORRY IF THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GUYS, 536 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,943 BUT THAT'S HOW IT IS. 537 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,613 AND, BY THE WAY, IF BEING A LEADER IS SO IMPORTANT, 538 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,848 THEN WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS DOING ANY BETTER? 539 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,251 I'VE OFTEN THOUGHT THAT. KID'S GOT A POINT, YEAH. 540 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,687 AND, P.S., I'M 11, AND I KNOW YOU GUYS WORRY ABOUT ME, 541 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,089 BUT I HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO THINK THIS STUFF THROUGH. 542 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:24,591 OH, BUDDY. [ SIGHS ] 543 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,459 I SHOULDN'T GET SO WRAPPED UP IN THIS STUFF. 544 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:30,763 IT'S JUST I WAS RAISED TO LEAD AND WIN AT ALL COSTS. 545 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,131 AND SO? 546 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,267 AND I DO THAT WITHOUT THINKING 547 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:36,803 HOW IT AFFECTS OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. 548 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,204 AND I'M SORRY. 549 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,406 IT'S ALL RIGHT, MOM. 550 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,408 I JUST HEARD A SPEECH. IT WAS GREAT. 551 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:45,244 AND THAT SPEECH WAS PERFECT FOR A TEAM CAPTAIN -- 552 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:48,114 PERFECT SPEECH. LET IT GO. 553 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,215 NEVER! 554 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,383 [ GLASSES CLINK ] 555 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,924 [ SIGHS ] HEY, PREZ. 556 00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:00,893 UM, I JUST WANTED TO BRING BY THE LEAGUE FILES. 557 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,630 IT'S A TOUGH JOB, SO I FIGURED IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, 558 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,264 I'D BE, UH, HAPPY TO HELP OUT. 559 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,501 YOU KNOW WHAT, DICK? YOU SHOULD HANG ON TO THOSE. 560 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,670 YEAH, YOU WANT TO SET UP YOUR OWN FILING SYSTEM. I GET THAT. 561 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,239 FACT IS, EVEN THOUGH I BEAT YOU, 562 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,008 YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON FOR THE JOB. 563 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,545 SO, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE GIVING ME THE JOB BACK? ON ONE CONDITION. 564 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,847 I GET TO CHANGE MY PRACTICE TIME. 565 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,849 DONE. TAKE WHATEVER SPOT YOU WANT. 566 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,818 THANK YOU, TERRY. UH... 567 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,487 YOU'RE WELCOME, DICK. 568 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,021 SO, MAYBE WE SHOULD GET A CELEBRATORY MARGARITA? 569 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,423 OR MAYBE A BEER OR A SCOTCH OR...