1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:03,171 *** 2 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:14,182 Announcer: NOW BATTING -- NUMBER 9, DANNY GANNON. 3 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:24,492 COME ON, DANNY. YOU GOT THIS. 4 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,026 YOU GOT THIS. 5 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,330 AAH! 6 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,831 [ CROWD GASPS ] Umpire: DEAD BALL. 7 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:31,699 [ BOYS LAUGHING ] 8 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,402 HIT BATTER. TAKE YOUR BASE. 9 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,071 OH. 10 00:00:37,105 --> 00:00:38,372 OKAY, BUDDY, HEY, LET'S, UM, LET'S, UH, 11 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:41,209 LET'S WIPE THE SMILE OFF YOUR FACE, OKAY? 12 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:42,910 LET'S NOT BE SMILING AFTER THAT. 13 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:45,045 ALL RIGHT, BACK TO WORK. 14 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:46,714 SWEETIE, ARE YOU OKAY? 15 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,249 [ Voice breaking ] IT REALLY HURTS. 16 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:49,383 OHH. 17 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:50,684 HEY, HEY, HEY. 18 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,420 DON'T RUB IT. DON'T RUB IT. DON'T RUB IT. 19 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,388 IF YOU RUB IT, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU'RE HURT. 20 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:55,689 DAD, IT DOES HURT. 21 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:57,091 HEY, LISTEN. 22 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:59,360 OH, NO. DON'T DO THIS, PLEASE. 23 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,261 DO NOT CRY. 24 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:01,595 IT IS OKAY TO CRY. 25 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:04,565 NO. GANNONS, WE INFLICT PAIN, AND THEN WE LAUGH. 26 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,434 WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU, A MONSTER? 27 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:08,102 DO ME A FAVOR. TAKE A LITTLE BREAK, WILL YA? 28 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:09,270 PLEASE? 29 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:11,539 LISTEN TO ME, DANNY. JUST FIGHT THROUGH IT. 30 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:12,873 PAIN IS TEMPORARY. 31 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,042 CRYING HURTS YOU THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 32 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,077 NOW, WHEN I WALK AWAY, SPIT. 33 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:18,979 *** 34 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:32,460 [ LAUGHS ] 35 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:40,434 SO, SOMEBODY HAS A BIG BIRTHDAY COMING UP, HUH? 36 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:42,069 THE BIG 1-1. 37 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,638 SO, I WAS THINKING, UH, INVITE A FEW FRIENDS OVER. 38 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:46,274 YOU KNOW, WE CAN HANG OUT, 39 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:49,443 WATCH A MOVIE, MAYBE DO A LITTLE FACE-PAINTING. 40 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:50,578 Danny: FACE-PAINTING? 41 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,446 YOU KNOW THAT I'M A BOY, RIGHT? 42 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,315 WELL, AFTER TODAY, THE JURY'S STILL OUT. 43 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:55,283 SHUT IT! 44 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,085 ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE COULD DO SOMETHING ELSE. 45 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,420 HOW ABOUT A CUPCAKE STATION? 46 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:00,788 HOW ABOUT A PAINTBALL PARTY? 47 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,089 SORRY, BUD. 48 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,758 YOU KNOW, I LOOKED INTO IT, AND IT'S JUST A LITTLE... 49 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,960 100% OUT OF OUR PRICE RANGE. 50 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:10,264 BUT WE COULD RENT A MOVIE, HAVE SOME PIZZA, 51 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:11,765 AND HANG OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS. 52 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,601 LOOK, MOM, I'VE BEEN TO FOUR BIRTHDAY PARTIES. 53 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,936 THREE WENT GO-KARTING, ONE WENT TO LASER TAG. 54 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:19,973 I CAN'T JUST HAVE MY FRIENDS OVER FOR A MOVIE AND A PIZZA. 55 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:23,277 I'M STILL GONNA STOP BY THE REDBOX AT THE MARKET 56 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:24,612 JUST IN CASE. 57 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:25,613 THE POOR KID. 58 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,147 I MEAN, EVEN THOUGH HE'S A CRYBABY, 59 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:28,782 HE DESERVES A BETTER PARTY THAN THAT. 60 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:31,452 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET ONE OF THEM GERM-INFESTED BOUNCE HOUSES 61 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,120 WHERE YOU GET CONCUSSIONS, YOU KNOW? 62 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,155 THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN WHAT YOU GOT PLANNED. 63 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:38,326 STEP IT UP, WILL YOU? HUH? 64 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:41,795 STEP IT UP. 65 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,797 * I'M BACK 66 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,834 -- Captions by VITAC -- 67 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,841 * I'M BACK 68 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:57,010 Danny: WHAT'S A FAKE NOODLE CALLED? 69 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:58,479 WHAT? AN IM-PASTA. [impostor] 70 00:02:58,512 --> 00:02:59,480 OHHHH. 71 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:00,814 THAT'S -- THAT'S GOOD. YOU GET IT? 72 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,149 IT'S -- IT'S A PRETTY GOOD PUN. 73 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,351 LET ME KNOW IF YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING ELSE. 74 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:04,385 THANKS, CHELLE. 75 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:06,554 HEY, SO, WE ARE GONNA HAVE PEOPLE OVER 76 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:07,721 FOR DANNY'S BIRTHDAY. 77 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:10,057 WE'RE GONNA HAVE PIZZA. WE'RE GONNA HAVE VIDEO GAMES. 78 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:11,392 WE'RE GONNA HAVE FACE-PAINTING. 79 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,894 NO, WE KILLED THAT. THAT'S NOT SOMETHING WE'RE DOING. 80 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,063 RIGHT. BECAUSE YOU HATE WAY-COOL FACE-PAINTING. 81 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:17,398 LET IT GO. 82 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:18,732 ANYWAY, IT'S THIS SATURDAY, 83 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:20,000 AND I KNOW THAT'S REALLY LATE NOTICE, 84 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,335 BUT PLEASE TELL ME YOU GUYS ARE FREE. 85 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:22,403 WHAT, NO? THIS SATURDAY? 86 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:24,004 WE CAN'T. IT'S MICHAEL'S PARTY. 87 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,506 IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, TOO? 88 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,741 YEAH. "DANCING WITH THE BIRTHDAY STARS." NO WAY. 89 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:30,043 DID YOU NOT GET THE INVITATION? 90 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:33,914 [ SPORTS EVENT PLAYING ON TV ] 91 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,749 AHHH. 92 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,918 WEIRD. MUST HAVE GOTTEN LOST. 93 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,420 LOOK, IT'S OKAY IF YOU GUYS CAN'T MAKE IT. 94 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:42,690 UM, IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE HAVING A REAL PARTY, ANYWAY. 95 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,525 OR -- BRILLIANT IDEA FROM LULU -- 96 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,260 UM, WHY DON'T WE COMBINE PARTIES? 97 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:49,096 AND NOW THAT I SAY IT, MORE OBVIOUS THAN BRILLIANT, BUT... 98 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:51,064 WELL, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! MOM, CAN WE? 99 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:52,199 OH, I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW. 100 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,401 WE DON'T WANT TO JUMP ON YOUR THING. 101 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,869 OH, TERRY, COME ON. IT'S ME. JUMP ON MY THING. 102 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,906 THIS IS GOING TO BE HUGE. MY MOM DOES EVERYTHING BIG. 103 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,408 MAKES EVERYTHING BIG. 104 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:02,876 UH, HONESTLY, WE WERE GONNA GO SMALL. 105 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,378 I'M ON A REALLY TIGHT BUDGET. 106 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:05,879 OH, TERRY, DON'T BE SO SILLY. 107 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,381 I'VE GOT CONTACTS ALL OVER TOWN -- 108 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:08,916 GET US A GREAT PRICE. 109 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,384 AND WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER. IT'LL BE FUN. 110 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:11,952 DANNY, WHAT KIND OF PARTY WOULD YOU LIKE? 111 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,654 YOU CAN HAVE ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WANT. 112 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,390 PAINTBALL. PAINTBALL?! 113 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:17,425 PAINTBALL? 114 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,627 DANNY, ANYTHING YOU WANT. YEAH, PAINTBALL. 115 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,729 OH, COME ON, MOM. IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN. 116 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,263 OKAY. 117 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:25,065 DANCING AND VIOLENCE IT IS. 118 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,901 YES! IT'S SO "WEST SIDE STORY." I'M LOVING IT. 119 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,903 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY! 120 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:33,073 Lulu: AND HOW MUCH ARE THE BALLOONS SHAPED LIKE ARMY TANKS? 121 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:36,577 ONLY $50? GREAT. WE'LL TAKE 10 OF THOSE. 122 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,478 OR ONE. 123 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:40,247 WE'LL TAKE ONE SAD, LONELY BALLOON 124 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,315 SHAPED LIKE AN ARMY TANK. 125 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:42,583 AND A BUBBLE MACHINE. 126 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,752 GREAT. THANK YOU, MR. BALLOON MAN. 127 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,119 [ TELEPHONE BEEPS ] 128 00:04:46,153 --> 00:04:48,456 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ARE ACTUALLY PLANNING A PARTY TOGETHER. 129 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:51,124 OH, I KNOW. IT'S AN EXCITING TWIST IN OUR FRIENDSHIP. 130 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:52,426 YEAH, IT'S LIKE WE'RE IN "THE PARENT TRAP" 131 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:53,494 AND WE JUST FOUND OUT WE'RE TWINS. 132 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:55,463 OH, YES. A COUPLE OF LOHANS, WE ARE. 133 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:58,632 YOU KNOW, THOSE TWO WERE GREAT. THEY REALLY SHOULD WORK MORE. 134 00:04:58,666 --> 00:04:59,767 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 135 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,301 I'M HEARING A LOT OF CLICKS OVER THERE. 136 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:02,936 OH, I'M JUST ON THE PAINTBALLING WEBSITE 137 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,438 GETTING A FEW LAST-MINUTE ESSENTIALS. 138 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:07,441 YOU'VE GOT THE LASER SCOPE AND THE UTILITY BELT AND -- 139 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:08,609 JUST "SELECT ALL." 140 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:09,843 OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. "SELECT ALL." 141 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:11,679 [ CHUCKLES ] THAT FEELS LIKE A BIT MUCH. 142 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:12,846 YEAH, KIDS DON'T NEED ALL THAT. 143 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,014 WELL, AT LEAST DANNY DOESN'T. 144 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,116 OH, WELL, MY MICHAEL DOES NEED ALL THAT. 145 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,619 HE'S ACCUSTOMED TO A CERTAIN LEVEL OF GOING BIG. 146 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,153 [ LAUGHS ] [ BEEP ] 147 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:22,790 DANNY, I THINK, FEELS MORE COMFORTABLE 148 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,625 BEING... LESS ACCESSORIZED. 149 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,495 SO, YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE JUST DO THE UTILITY BELTS, 150 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,830 AND THEN BEFORE GOING BIG, WE JUST TALK TO EACH OTHER. 151 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,633 FINE. FINE. 152 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,868 JUST GET THE BELTS... AND THEY'LL LOOK GREAT. 153 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:38,639 WOW. SPLITTING THE COST HAS ACTUALLY MADE THIS WHOLE THING DOABLE. 154 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,973 WHAT'S OUR GRAND TOTAL? 155 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:40,808 $4,000. 156 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:41,709 [ LAUGHS ] 157 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,143 [ LAUGHS ] 158 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,311 I OWE YOU 2 GRAND? 159 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,813 YES! CHEAP AS CHIPS! 160 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,148 YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD PLAN ALL OUR PARTIES TOGETHER. 161 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,383 [ SIGHS ] 162 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:56,524 HEY, LOOK. 163 00:05:56,557 --> 00:06:00,160 I GOT YOU A -- AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT JUST TO MAKE UP 164 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,362 FOR WHATEVER LAME THING YOUR MOTHER GETS YOU. 165 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:04,331 AND...HERE IT IS. 166 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,733 WOW. 167 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:06,834 A SOCK. 168 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,368 DON'T BE A WISE GUY. 169 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:10,037 IT IS NOT A SOCK. 170 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:12,039 IT IS A REDEMPTION SOCK. 171 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:14,174 THERE'S A CUE BALL IN THE TOE OF THIS THING. 172 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,177 SO ONE QUICK LITTLE MOVE -- FOREHAND OR BACKHAND -- 173 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,912 THE GANNONS ARE NOT THE ONES CRYING ANYMORE. 174 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:19,913 WE'RE BACK. 175 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,181 AND I'M IN JUVIE. 176 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,916 WHY IS THIS SUCH A BIG DEAL? 177 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,685 DID I SERIOUSLY DISAPPOINT YOU? 178 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,920 YOU'RE MY GRANDSON -- MY ONLY GRANDSON -- 179 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,055 AND I CARE FOR YOU 180 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:30,858 MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 181 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:31,625 SO, UH, YEAH. 182 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:33,927 [ SIGHS ] 183 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:36,396 YOU'RE A MESS. WHAT, DID YOU SLEEP IN YOUR PIZZA CLOTHES? 184 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:38,599 YES. YES, I DID, ACTUALLY. 185 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,534 I WORKED A DOUBLE SHIFT LAST NIGHT, 186 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,402 AND I'M WORKING ANOTHER ONE TODAY. 187 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:43,737 MOM, I KNOW WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS, 188 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:45,405 AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 189 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:48,075 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, BUDDY. I'M HAPPY TO. 190 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:49,743 OH, NO. 191 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:52,580 NO, NO, NO. NO REDEMPTION SOCK! 192 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,081 THIS HAS SPAGHETTI SAUCE. 193 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,716 THAT'S THE SAME ONE FROM WHEN I WAS A KID! 194 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,417 THAT'S WRONG. THAT IS NOT SPAGHETTI SAUCE. 195 00:06:57,451 --> 00:06:58,886 DANNY IS FINE. 196 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,221 THERE WILL BE NO BRAINING OF KIDS WITH THE REDEMPTION SOCK. 197 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,757 LOOK, WE HAD AN EMBARRASSING MOMENT IN PUBLIC. 198 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:06,894 WE ARE NOT FINE UNTIL WE GET THIS WHOLE THING BALANCED OUT. 199 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,596 NO ONE CARES, DAD. LET IT GO. 200 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,498 DANNY, GET YOUR STUFF. YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. 201 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:16,770 Redemption Sock II is in your lunch bag, 202 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:19,607 and the sequel is just as good as the original. 203 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,108 GO GET 'EM, BUDDY. 204 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,111 GO. HEY. [ WHISTLES ] 205 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,614 VZZT! VZZT! "TIMBER!" 206 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:27,648 [ LAUGHS ] 207 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:32,586 O.M.G.! THE RSVPs ARE ROLLING IN! 208 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,788 THIS IS THE MOST KIDS I'VE EVER HAD A PARTY. 209 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,089 I'M SO JAZZED. 210 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,124 HEH-HEY! 211 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:39,259 HOW'S THE ARM, WUSS BOY? 212 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,595 I HEAR YOU'RE HAVING A PAINTBALL PARTY? 213 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,631 YEAH. YEAH, WE ARE. PSHOO! 214 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,265 AND GUESS WHAT -- YOU'RE NOT INVITED. 215 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,500 GUESS WHAT, DANNY. 216 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:48,335 ANYONE CAN SHOW UP TO A PAINTBALL RANGE 217 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:49,970 AND RUIN THE WHOLE PARTY 218 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,472 BY SHOOTING THE BIRTHDAY BOYS UNTIL THEY CRY. 219 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:53,841 THERE'S ALSO GOING TO BE DANCING. 220 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,175 NOT THE TIME, MICHAEL. 221 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,010 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU DITCHED ME 222 00:07:57,044 --> 00:08:00,180 TO JOIN THIS ENTIRE TEAM OF LOSERS! 223 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,782 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 224 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,817 A MILD CASE OF ADHD. 225 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,288 WE'RE DEAD. 226 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,123 WHAT? 227 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,626 HUP. EIGHT. HUP. 228 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,295 [ PANTING ] CHANGE OF PLANS, EVERYONE. HOLD ON. 229 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,630 PARTY IS CANCELED, ALL RIGHT? 230 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:18,365 DAVID AND THE PIRATES -- THEY'RE GONNA COME, 231 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:20,634 AND THEY'RE GONNA KICK OUR BUTTS IN PAINTBALL, ALL RIGHT? 232 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,302 EMPHASIS ON MY BUTT. 233 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:25,038 SO, WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE JUST GONNA RUN AWAY AND HIDE? 234 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:28,041 YEAH. THAT SEEMS LIKE THE "I WANT TO MAKE IT TO 12" THING TO DO. 235 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:30,143 NO, SEE, WE CAN JUST TURN THIS WHOLE THING AROUND. 236 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,312 WE CAN GET RID OF THAT CRYING NONSENSE, RIGHT? 237 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,648 I MEAN, THIS IS YOUR CUE-BALL-IN-A-SOCK MOMENT. 238 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:36,149 I JUST WANT TO HAVE A NORMAL BIRTHDAY. 239 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,384 YOU WILL. 240 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:40,053 I CAN TEACH YOU THE BASICS OF INFANTRY TRAINING, 241 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,555 BUT YOU GOT TO LISTEN. 242 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:44,524 NOW, THESE PIRATES OVER THERE -- THEY WILL SHOW YOU NO MERCY. 243 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:45,993 THEY THINK YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF WUSSES ANYWAY. 244 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,227 WE'LL USE THAT. 245 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:50,397 WE WILL MAKE THEIR HUBRIS BE THEIR DOWNFALL, SEE? 246 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,032 WHAT'S A HUBRIS? WHAT'S A HUBRIS? 247 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,701 YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TWO TO GO. 248 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,569 YAY! FIRST! YAY! FIRST! 249 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:57,838 HEY, UH, WHERE'S DONG? 250 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:01,842 IF YOU HAVE TO ASK ABOUT DONG, THEN YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD. 251 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,577 I JUST GOT A CHILL. 252 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,713 * PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA LET'S DO THIS! 253 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,881 All: YEAH! * PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA PAPA-OOM-MOW-MOW * 254 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,016 OKAY, THEN, LET'S GO. 255 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,184 DOWN. 256 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,419 UP. 257 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,021 DOWN. 258 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,055 UP. 259 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,691 DONG, NOT DOWN AND DOWN. DOWN AND UP. 260 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:18,759 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 261 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,728 NO, NO. THOSE ARE NOT SHILLELAGHS. 262 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,095 THIS IS NOT A SCOTTISH DANCE. 263 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,530 STRIKE WITH IT! 264 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,065 CRAWLING, CRAWLING. 265 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,199 CRAWLING! 266 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,434 ROLL! 267 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:28,435 GOOD. 268 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:30,037 [ BOTH SHOUTING ] 269 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,705 AAH! AAH! PUSH IT! 270 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:34,041 ALL RIGHT, CRAWL. CRAWL. 271 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,042 FASTER! FASTER! 272 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,744 [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] 273 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:39,279 YOU WANT TO QUIT, DONG?! YOU WANT THIS?! 274 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:42,215 I HAVE NO PLACE LEFT TO GO, MR. THE CANNON. 275 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,217 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 276 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,754 * WELL, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD * 277 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:49,322 [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] 278 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,226 HEY, SLIM. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CHAIR? 279 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,228 YOU'RE SPOILING MY PERFECT ASS FORM. 280 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:58,231 THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A PAINTBALL PARTY. 281 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,800 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO PARTY? 282 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,301 COULDN'T COME UP WITH THE MONEY. 283 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,403 I GOT THE KIDS BATTLE-READY. 284 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,905 I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 285 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,406 I-I-I TRAINED THEM HOW TO KILL TODAY. 286 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,575 I FEEL HORRIBLE. [ CHUCKLES ] 287 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,111 I AM A COMPLETE FAILURE AS A PARENT. 288 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,646 UH, NO ARGUMENT THERE. 289 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,582 W-WHAT KIND OF MONEY WE TALKING ABOUT? 290 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,752 UH, LIKE, UH, RANSOM MONEY, LIKE, FOR ALEC BALDWIN 291 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,320 OR FOR STEPHEN BALDWIN? 292 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:23,323 I NEED $2,000, AND I HAVE $684. 293 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:24,958 OH. AND 73 CENTS. 294 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,126 [ COINS JINGLE ] 295 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,494 PEOPLE SUCK AT TIPPING. 296 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:30,931 SO, $1,315.27, RIGHT? 297 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:31,965 THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 298 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,466 WAIT RIGHT THERE. 299 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,307 THIS OUGHT TO COVER IT. 300 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,943 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 301 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,178 WELL, SOMETIMES I BURY CASH IN THE YARD -- 302 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:46,479 SO I KNOW WHERE IT IS. 303 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,614 DAD. 304 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,783 THANK YOU. I-I-I'LL PAY YOU BACK. 305 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,785 NO, NO, NO. THIS IS NOT A LOAN. 306 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,154 I THINK DANNY SHOULD HAVE A REAL NICE BIRTHDAY PARTY, 307 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,522 YOU KNOW, WITH HIS FRIENDS -- 308 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,290 JUST LIKE THE KIND I USED TO GIVE YOU. 309 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,526 THE CLOSEST YOU EVER CAME TO CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY 310 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,695 WAS TELLI ME "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" 311 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:04,297 NINE MONTHS FROM MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY. 312 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,966 IT WAS A SURPRISE. [ CHUCKLES ] 313 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,201 ANYWAY, UH, HE'S A GOOD KID. 314 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:11,204 AND, BY THE WAY, A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. 315 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,139 SIX MONTHS AWAY. 316 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,140 SIX? 317 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,507 WE'RE GETTING CLOSER. 318 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:20,147 Otis: IF YOU INSIST ON HAVING ICE SCULPTURES, 319 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,849 THEN YOU WILL NEED A REFRIGERATED TABLE. 320 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:24,051 OH, I ABSOLUTELY INSIST, LIEUTENANT. 321 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,318 OH. WHAT'S ALL THIS? 322 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,554 OH, WE GOT PARTY PLANS ON TOP OF PARTY PLANS. 323 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:28,655 OH, WE'RE JUST GOING OVER 324 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,390 SOME LAST-MINUTE DETAILS FOR THE PARTY, TERRY. 325 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,159 PLEASE CONTINUE, LIEUTENANT OTIS. 326 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,694 TALK ABOUT THE PYROTECHNIC SHOW. THANK YOU, CORPORAL. 327 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,730 LUCKILY FOR YOU, LULU UPGRADED YOUR PARTY 328 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,065 TO THE SHOCK-AND-AWE PACKAGE. 329 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,399 IT'LL MELT YOUR FACE OFF. 330 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,233 BANG! 331 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,534 OH. NO. NO. 332 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:44,371 NO SHOCK. NO AWE. AND NO FACE-MELTING. 333 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,906 YOU KNOW WHAT -- WHY DON'T YOU GUYS 334 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,908 FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, AND -- AND THEN GIVE ME A CALL? 335 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,576 I GOT SOME STUFF TO DO, SO... 336 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,044 UM, LULU, WHAT, UH... 337 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:53,046 HM. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 338 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,015 WELL, I JUST ADDED A FEW EXTRAS, DARLING, 339 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,216 AND I'VE ONLY DONE IT 340 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,852 BECAUSE THE PARTY WAS STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE...SAD. 341 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,520 OH. WELL, WE AGREED TO KEEP IT SAD. 342 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,855 I MEAN...SIMPLE. 343 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,524 OKAY, THIS ISN'T PRISON CAMP FOR KIDS, TERRY. 344 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,726 IT'S A PARTY. IT NEEDS TO BE SPECIAL. 345 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,361 CUPCAKES ARE SPECIAL -- TO AN 11-YEAR-OLD. 346 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,063 THAT'S BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T TRIED FOIE GRAS. 347 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,531 [ LAUGHS ] 348 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,233 LISTEN, STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT, TERRY. IT'LL GIVE YOU WRINKLES. 349 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,434 IT'S ON ME. 350 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,937 I UNDERSTAND -- YOU'RE WORKING WITHIN A...BUDGET. 351 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,371 YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 352 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,873 WE AGREED TO BE PARTNERS, YOU KNOW? 353 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,042 W-WE -- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RUN ALL THIS STUFF BY ME. 354 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,210 I JUST DID. 355 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,912 OH. LULU. WOW. [ CHUCKLES ] 356 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,379 YOU'RE BEING REALLY THOUGHTLESS. 357 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,782 [ CLEARS THROAT ] WE AGREED TO TALK BEFORE GOING BIG. 358 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,417 I KILLED MYSELF TO MAKE THIS MONEY. 359 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,718 MY DAD EVEN CHIPPED IN. 360 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,720 AND NOW YOU'RE JUST THROWING YOUR MONEY IN MY FACE. 361 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,889 LIKE, HOW IS THIS GONNA LOOK TO DANNY? 362 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,225 THAT YOU'RE AN AWESOME MOTHER AND NOT SOME WOMAN 363 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,593 WHO WORKS IN A PIZZA PLACE AND CAN'T THROW A PARTY. 364 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:41,761 [ CLEARS THROAT ] LISTEN, TERRY, 365 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,264 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT SOME THINGS, LIKE... 366 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,398 PONYTAILS... 367 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,900 AND WEARING SHORTS. 368 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,435 SPITTING -- YOU'RE GREAT AT THAT. [ GASPS ] 369 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,970 I-I PLAN PARTIES. 370 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:53,073 AND FRANKLY, WORKING WITH YOU, IT'S BEEN VERY LIMITING FOR ME. 371 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,908 OH. WELL, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WORKING OUT. 372 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,576 SO I THINK IT WOULD BE BEST IF WE HAD -- 373 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,911 WELL, WE SHOULD HAVE SEPARATE PARTIES! 374 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,646 I SAID IT FIRST! I DUMPED YOU! NO! 375 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:00,780 THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY, 376 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,449 BUT YOU ALWAYS TALK FIRST! 377 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,751 TERRY, PLEASE, JUST GET OUT OF MY GORGEOUS HOUSE! 378 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,921 OH, WHO DOES A-A WHITE RUG WITH -- WITH...WHITE WALLS?! 379 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,123 IT'S LIKE -- IT'S LIKE SUPER-CHEESY HEAVEN! 380 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,124 [ SCOFFS ] 381 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,926 IT'S TASTE, TERRY! 382 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,661 TASTE! 383 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,096 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 384 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,430 BREATHE THROUGH IT, DARLING. 385 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,271 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 386 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,472 HEY. 387 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:28,775 YOUR PARTY'S STARTING TO CREEP OVER TO MY SIDE AGAIN. 388 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,811 [ SCOFFS ] OH! OH, I'M SO SORRY, TERRY. 389 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,781 I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THAT SAD LITTLE TABLE WAS A PARTY. 390 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:35,949 CLASS. 391 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,484 OUT THE ASS, DARLING. 392 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,655 [ BLOWING ] 393 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,994 LISTEN, GUYS, WHAT WE GOT HERE TODAY 394 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,029 IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR GREATNESS. 395 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,999 NOW, WE'VE BEEN TRAINING REAL HARD FOR A WHOLE DAY. 396 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,800 YOU GUYS WERE BORN FOR -- 397 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,370 WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE NOT THIS, BUT... 398 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,539 WELL, OBVIOUSLY NOT BASEBALL, BUT... 399 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:00,640 YOU WERE BORN. 400 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,142 IF WE HAVE TO FIGHT THOSE GUYS, 401 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,710 WE'RE GONNA NEED A BETTER PEP TALK. 402 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:07,514 *** 403 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,886 HEY, HERE THEY ARE. COME ON. GAME FACES, GUYS. 404 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,023 DUDLEY, NOT "I GOT TO POOP" FACE -- GAME FACE. 405 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,225 HEY, CANNON. WHAT ARE YOU AND THE ANGLES DOING HERE? 406 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,492 YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW? 407 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,560 I DON'T KNOW. 408 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,661 DAVID'S HERE PLAYING PAINTBALL. 409 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,729 I JUST CAME HERE TO PAY FOR IT. 410 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,231 [ Laughing ] WHOA! 411 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,999 LOOK AT THIS, MAN! 412 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,334 THESE THINGS ARE AWESOME. 413 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,701 BE CAREFUL. IT'S LOADED. 414 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,070 [ Mockingly ] OH, OKAY, CANNON. 415 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,204 YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW MY WAY AROUND -- 416 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:32,672 [ PAINTBALL GUN FIRES ] AAH HAH HAH HAH! 417 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,041 [ LAUGHTER ] 418 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,675 POOF! THAT DID NOT STING. 419 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,577 David: DAD! I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD! 420 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:38,578 [ Stifled ] OKAY. 421 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,047 LET IT OUT, NANCY. 422 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,415 LET WH OUT...NANCY? 423 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,416 [ COUGHS ] 424 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,417 PARDON ME. 425 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,718 [ LAUGHTER ] 426 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,420 OKAY, EVERYBODY, LISTEN. 427 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:50,090 AS A SPECIAL "DANCING WITH THE STARS" SURPRISE, 428 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:53,560 MARIA AND JUAN HERE ARE GOING TO TEACH US ALL HOW TO MERENGUE. 429 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,896 [ LATIN MUSIC PLAYS ] 430 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,569 PIZZA'S HERE! 431 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,238 [ KIDS SHOUTING "PIZZA!" ] 432 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,239 PIZZA TIME! 433 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:07,707 WHOO! PIZZA! 434 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,042 OH! 435 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,244 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 436 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:15,215 LOOKS LIKE PRISON-CAMP FOOD IS OWNING MERENGUE DANCERS. 437 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,383 BOOM! 438 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,885 YES. CLEARLY. YOU WIN. [ CHUCKLES ] 439 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,220 YOU BEAT ME. 440 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,621 THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR ALL OVER AGAIN. 441 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:22,722 [ CHUCKLES ] 442 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,058 WHY DID YOU COME HERE? YOU HAVE MONEY. 443 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,094 YOU COULD HAVE MOVED YOUR PARTY ANYWHERE IN TOWN -- 444 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,462 LIKE A DANCE STUDIO OR A DANCE BOAT... 445 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:30,630 OR A DANCE ISLAND. 446 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,233 YES, I-I COULD HAVE, BUT HONESTLY, 447 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,602 I KEPT THE PARTY HERE BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE THE KIDS ARE. 448 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,740 EVERY YEAR, NO MATTER HOW MANY CHILDREN WE'VE INVITED, 449 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,275 MY MICHAEL IS THE ONLY ONE UNDER 40 450 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,576 WHO'S ACTUALLY THERE, TERRY. 451 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,644 [ GROANS ] YEAH. 452 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:45,912 LULU. 453 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,747 LISTEN, I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN TO BELITTLE YOU 454 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,082 WITH MY MONEY, TERRY. 455 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,317 I, UM... 456 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,086 I JUST WANTED THE BOYS' PARTY TO BE EXTRA-SPECIAL. 457 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,454 BUT I GET IT. 458 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,589 IT DOESN'T MATTER TO MICHAEL HOW MUCH FUSS I MAKE. 459 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,659 HE JUST -- JUST WANTS HIS FRIENDS THERE. 460 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,495 AND I ACTED LIKE A COMPLETE JERK BECAUSE OF MY LACK OF MONEY. 461 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:05,265 I SEE NOW A KID NEEDS A REAL BIRTHDAY SOMETIMES. 462 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,266 MM-HMM. 463 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,934 DANNY'S JUST GONE WITHOUT FOR SO LONG, 464 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,503 I JUST ASSUMED HE'D BE OKAY WITH SOMETHING SMALL. 465 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,440 I'M SORRY, LULU. 466 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,608 SO AM I. 467 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,444 DID WE JUST HAVE OUR FIRST FIGHT? 468 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,478 [ Laughing ] OH! 469 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,313 OH, MY GOSH. YES, I THINK WE DID. 470 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,515 [ LAUGHS ] AND THERE'S NOT A SCRATCH ON EITHER OF US. 471 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,617 [ GASPS ] I THINK THAT MEANS WE'RE REAL FRIENDS. 472 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,952 I'D SAY WE'RE BESTIES. 473 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,520 I'D SAY YOU BETTER GIVE ME A HUG, RICHIE BITCH. 474 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,521 BRING IT IN! 475 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,789 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 476 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,458 OH! 477 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,827 ANGLES! LET'S TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS OUT THERE, ALL RIGHT? 478 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,630 REMEMBER -- AMMO DISCIPLINE, OKAY? 479 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,132 LET'S GO! 480 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,368 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 481 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,303 *** 482 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,504 Boy: GET THE ANGLES! 483 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,505 [ PAINTBALL-GUN FIRE ] 484 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,474 GET THE ANGLES! 485 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,042 Owen: I CAN SEE YOU! I SEE YOU! 486 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:51,844 MANO A MANO! I'M COMING FOR YOU! 487 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,480 Boy: GET THE ANGLES! GET THE ANGLES! 488 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,648 [ SCREAMING ] 489 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,817 Boy #2: GET THE ANGLES! 490 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,720 GO! GO! 491 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,822 I SEE YOU, PIRATE. 492 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,491 YOU CAN'T HIDE. 493 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,493 COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE. 494 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,161 HEY, ANGLE! 495 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,496 [ PAINTBALL-GUN FIRE ] 496 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,231 OW! 497 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,565 DANG IT! 498 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,734 *** 499 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,570 HEY, PIRATES! CHECK OUT THESE MOVES! 500 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,407 [ PAINTBALL-GUN FIRE ] 501 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,242 ANGLES! 502 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,176 ANGLES! 503 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,577 WHOO! 504 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,513 ONE, TWO, THREE! ONE, TWO, THREE! 505 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,515 [ PAINT GUN FIRES ] 506 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,016 Dudley: COVER ME, EVERYONE! 507 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,184 DIE, TUBBY! 508 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,752 OW! THEY GOT ME! 509 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:33,853 Vanessa: DUDLEY IS DOWN! 510 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,188 WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, DUDLEY! 511 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,189 [ PAINTBALL-GUN FIRE ] 512 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,225 HIT THE GROUND, ANGEL! 513 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,559 DUDLEY, HELP ME ROLL YOU OVER. 514 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,760 WAIT -- WHAT?! 515 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:41,861 OW! OW! OW! 516 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,062 I'M NOT A HUMAN SHIELD! 517 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,697 WHERE ARE THEY? 518 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,766 ARE YOU BLIND?! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! 519 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,403 OW! OW! OW! OOH! OW! OW! 520 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,904 I TOLD YOU! 521 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:52,905 OHH. 522 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,073 OW! 523 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,775 WHAT THE HECK'S THE MATTER WITH YOU GUYS? 524 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,377 I MEAN, I TAUGHT YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW. 525 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,878 YOU'RE ALL DEAD. 526 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,913 YOU KNOW, IF THIS WAS REAL WAR, YOU'D ALL BE SPEAKING GERMAN. 527 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,549 [ SNEEZES ] GESUNDHEIT. 528 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,050 Dudley: IT'S CRAZY OUT THERE, MAN. 529 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,718 THEY'RE STORMING OUR HEADQUARTERS. 530 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,420 THE GINGERS HAVE GONE ROGUE. 531 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,756 I SAW THEM SHOOTING AT AN ICE-CREAM TRUCK. 532 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,891 CANNON. DANNY'S HURT. 533 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,260 WHERE IS HE? 534 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:18,431 HEY. KID. YOU ALL RIGHT? 535 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,733 [ Voice breaking ] I LOST MY GUN, AND I TWISTED MY ANKLE. 536 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,068 I CAN'T WALK. 537 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,603 David: I HEAR YOU CRYING, GANNON. 538 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,905 I'M GONNA PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY! 539 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,907 CANNON, I'M NOT AS TOUGH AS YOU. 540 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,909 OKAY? THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. 541 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,744 I'M SORRY I DISAPPOINTED YOU. 542 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,780 THE HELL WITH ANYTHING I EVER SAID, OKAY? 543 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,915 YOU'RE MY FAVORITE KID IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 544 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,750 AND YOU'RE ALWAYS WITH ME, OKAY? 545 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,586 THANKS, CANNON. 546 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,953 LOOK, ONE MORE THING. 547 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:41,954 WHAT? 548 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,623 HOW CLOSE ARE THEY? 549 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,959 [ CHUCKLES ] YOU PLAYING POSSUM? 550 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,428 I'M USING THEIR HUBRIS. 551 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,264 I GET IT -- YOUR REDEMPTION SOCK, RIGHT? 552 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,300 OKAY, LISTEN, THERE'S TWO TO YOUR LEFT 553 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,602 AND TWO TO YOUR RIGHT, A STONE'S THROW AWAY. 554 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,636 ALL RIGHT? 555 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,838 GO GIVE 'EM HELL, BUDDY. 556 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,440 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! 557 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,775 [ ANTHONY NEWLEY'S "THE JOKER" PLAYS ] 558 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:06,446 * THERE'S ALWAYS A JOKER IN THE PACK * 559 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,782 * THERE'S ALWAYS A CARDBOARD CLOWN * 560 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,653 * THE POOR PAINTED FOOL FALLS ON HIS BACK * 561 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:17,190 * AND EVERYONE LAUGHS WHEN HE'S DOWN * 562 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:20,460 * THERE'S ALWAYS A FUNNYMAN IN THE GAME * 563 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,363 * BUT HE'S ONLY FUNNY BY MISTAKE * 564 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,867 * BUT EVERYONE LAUGHS AT HIM JUST THE SAME * [ GROANING ] 565 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,370 * THEY DON'T SEE HIS PAINTED HEART BREAK * 566 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,804 [ GROANS ] 567 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,307 * THE JOKER IS ME 568 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,309 UNH! * THE JOKER IS ME 569 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:39,879 * THE JOKER IS ME 570 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:43,049 * THE JOKER 571 00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:45,218 * IS M-E-E-E-E-E-E 572 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,720 UNGH! UNGH! * IS M-E-E-E-E-E-E 573 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,889 * IS M-E-E-E-E-E-E 574 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,061 YOU ALL RIGHT? 575 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:57,029 YEAH. 576 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,102 GOOD GAME. 577 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,678 THAT'S A HELL OF A KID. 578 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,012 *** 579 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,881 [ SIGHS ] 580 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,753 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET 581 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,455 TRYING TO BE A TOUGH GUY ALL THE TIME, DAVID. 582 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,459 COME HERE. 583 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:31,097 I'M SORRY. 584 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:33,533 LET'S GO HOME. 585 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,967 IT'S OKAY. 586 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,241 IT'LL BE OKAY, SON. 587 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,910 BACK TO WORK. 588 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,585 Lulu: NO TOUCHING A CUPCAKE UNTIL I SAY SO. 589 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,554 NOW, WHICH BRAVE SOLDIER DESERVES A CUPCAKE? 590 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,922 I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO! 591 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,089 I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 592 00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:58,425 ME! I DO! I DO! ME! 593 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,060 OFF YOU GO. YEAH! WHOO! 594 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,395 THIS IS SO FUN. 595 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,931 ALL OF THE KIDS TOLD ME THIS WAS THE BEST PARTY EVER. 596 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,899 [ LAUGHS ] THANKS, MOM. 597 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,768 YEAH, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 598 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:09,902 OHH. 599 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,571 COME ON, DANNY. 600 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,739 AHH. WELL, THAT MADE IT ALL WORTH IT. 601 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:13,940 IT IS INCREDIBLE. 602 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,943 OH, BOYS! PLEASE, DON'T FORGET YOUR PARTY FAVORS! 603 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,811 LULU, WHAT DID YOU DO? 604 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,313 OH, JUST SOME TRUFFLES, FACE CREAM, 605 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,248 AND SOME STERLING-SILVER DOG TAGS. 606 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,416 THEY CAN GO BACK. 607 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,785 NO, NO, NO. NO. LET THEM HAVE THEM. 608 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,954 BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING A DIME OUT OF ME. 609 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,589 [ LAUGHS ] 610 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,457 CHEAP.