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DUDLEY,
ONE FOR THE BLEACHERS.

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NO, NO, NO.

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GINGER ONE -- COME ON.
RIGHT DOWN THIRD BASE.

4
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YOU CAN DO IT.

5
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ANGEL, BUNT. DO SOMETHING.
I DON'T CARE.

6
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EXCELLENT.

7
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FINALLY, I'M DONE.
WE CAN GO HOME NOW.

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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
NO. HOLD UP.

9
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WE ARE GOING AROUND AGAIN.

10
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WE'RE BATTING AROUND AGAIN.
[ ALL GROAN ]

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CANNON, WE'VE BEEN DOING
BATTING PRACTICE FOR TWO HOURS.

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RIGHT.
I HAVE A BLISTER,

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AND IT'S AFFECTING
MY "AROUND THE WORLD" SNAP.

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WELL, HERE'S TO YOUR
"AROUND THE WORLD" SNAP.

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WE'RE ALL GONNA BAT AGAIN

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UNTIL ONE OF YOU HIT IT
OUT OF THE INFIELD.

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HIT THE OUTFIELD GRASS,
JUST ONE OF YOU.

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EVERY OTHER TEAM
IN THE LEAGUE

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IS PLAYING NINE GUYS
IN THE INFIELD.

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THEY'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF YOUR WEAKNESS.

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WELL, IT'S NOT GONNA BE LONG

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BEFORE THEY JUST GO TO YOUR
DUGOUT AND STEAL YOUR WOMEN.

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WHAT WOMEN?

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MY POINT EXACTLY.

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NOW LET'S GO!

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BATTER UP. TOP OF THE ORDER,
WHOEVER THAT IS.

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HEY, JUNIOR!

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YOU WANT TO JOIN US OVER HERE
OR WHAT?

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I'M BUSY!

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[ THE DONNAS'
"YOU MAKE ME HOT" PLAYS ]

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* STANDING OVER THERE,
WAGGING YOUR HAIR *

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* THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT YOU DO *

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* LONG AND LEAN,
A ROCK-'N'-ROLL MACHINE *

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* I JUST WANT TO GET WITH YOU

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* COME ON, COME ON
Lulu: THAT ASS IS SO HARD,

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YOU COULD CRACK
OTHER HARD ASSES OFF IT.
* I'M TALKING TO YOU

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CRACK, CRACK.
* YOU MAKE ME HOT

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* YOU MAKE ME HOT
YEAH, BUT HE'S REALLY
MORE MY SPEED.

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* YOU MAKE ME HOT
OH, REALLY?

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* YOU MAKE ME HOT

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OKAY.

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[ SIGHS ]
HMM.

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HIS NAME IS JACK.

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HE'S OUR LIQUOR REP
AT THE PIZZA PLACE.

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WELL, EVERYONE NEEDS
A SLUMP BUSTER NOW AND THEN.

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WHO AM I TO JUDGE?

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YEAH,
HE'S REALLY CHANNELING

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A WHOLE BEASTIE BOYS
"SABOTAGE" THING.

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AND I LIKE IT.

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I'M FEELING SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS GUY.

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HMM.

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I THINK YOU SHOULD
ASK HIM OUT.
OH, WOW.

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I HAVEN'T ASKED OUT A GUY
SINCE I GOT PREGNANT AND SAID,

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"HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO OUT
AND TALK."

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COME ON, DARLING.
ASK HIM OUT.

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WITH A MUSTACHE
LIKE THAT,

57
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HE'S BOUND TO BE
BRINGING THE THUNDER.

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OH, I WANT TO, LULU.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]

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BUT I DON'T KNOW.
JUST NOT READY.

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[ SIGHS ]

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WELL, IF NOT YOU,
ME AND THE LADIES ARE GOING IN.

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HMM? MM-HMM.

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* YOU MAKE ME HOT

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* YOU MAKE ME HOT

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* YOU MAKE ME HOT

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Dick: OH, HEY, TERRY.

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JACK, YOU KNOW TERRY.
TERRY'S POOR.

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DICK GETS HIS HAIR
HIGHLIGHTED.
TERRY'S POOR.

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DICK'S AFRAID OF BEES.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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NOTHING THAT SMALL SHOULD BE
IMBUED WITH THAT MUCH POWER.

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JACK, CAN I...
TALK TO YOU?

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SURE.

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NOT...HERE.

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I HAVE A...
UM...BATHROOM QUESTION.

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FRONT TO BACK, TERRY.
ALWAYS FRONT TO BACK.

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DICK WEARS SPANX AND TRIES TO
PASS THEM OFF AS BICYCLE SHORTS.
NO, HE DOESN'T, ACTUALLY.

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THAT'S A LIE.
WHERE YOU GUYS GOING?

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SO, UH, JACK,
I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU

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AT THE PIZZA PLACE,
AND I THINK YOU'RE NICE.

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AND I THINK I'M NICE.

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AND I THINK
WE'D BE NICE TOGETHER.

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DO YOU LIKE FOOD?
I LIKE FOOD.

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OF COURSE YOU LIKE FOOD.
YOU'D DIE WITHOUT FOOD.

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I'M...DYING RIGHT NOW.

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DO YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER
SOMETIME?

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HOW ABOUT TONIGHT?

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OKAY.
OKAY.

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[ CHUCKLES ]
I WILL CALL YOU LATER.

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SOUNDS GOOD.

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CALL WHO LATER?
[ GASPS ] UGH.

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WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?

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NONE OF
YOUR DAMN BUSINESS.

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WHY AREN'T YOU WITH THE KIDS?
OH, YEAH, ABOUT THAT.

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HOW MANY
DID WE START OFF WITH TODAY?

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12.

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SO, NOT 8?

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WE SWITCHED UNIFORMS!
WE SWITCHED UNIFORMS!

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HMM.

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* I'M BACK

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-- Captions by VITAC --

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* I'M BACK

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GREAT, JACK. SO, I WILL SEE YOU
AT SIDECAR AT 9:00.

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JACK: Sounds good.

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I --
[ Click ]

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[ Dialing ]
OH, UH, WAIT A SECOND.

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HEY, I'M ON THE PHONE!

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WHO IS THIS?

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WHO DO YOU THINK
IT IS?

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HELLO?
DAD, I'M ON THE PHONE.

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HANG UP THE PHONE.
TERRY? TERRY,
HOW DID YOU GET ON HERE?

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YOU HAVE TWO PHONES.
I DO?

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OKAY. JACK, I AM --
[ Click ]

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[ Dialing ]
DAD, HANG UP THE PHONE.

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[ Dialing ]

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Why don't you
just come in the other room

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and talk to me?
HANG UP THE PHONE.

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[ Dialing ]
JACK, I AM SO SORRY
ABOUT THAT.

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IT'S OKAY. YOU --
HELLO?
JACK?

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OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA --
TERRY?

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IT'S --
DAD!

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HELLO?
Ugh, Jack.

122
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NO, IT'S STILL ME.

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HANG UP THE PHONE!

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[ BEEP ]
[ DOOR CLOSES ]

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Terry Sr.: HEY, HEY, HEY.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

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YOU GOT A FACE
ON YOUR FACE.

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THERE'S THIS KID, AND HE CHEATED
OFF MY TEST TODAY AT SCHOOL.

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DID HE PAY YOU?
NO.

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DID YOU SMACK HIM
IN THE MOUTH?
NO.

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WHAT DID YOU DO
TO THIS KID?

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I DIDN'T REALLY
DO ANYTHING.

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I DIDN'T WANT TO CAUSE
ANY PROBLEMS.

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UH-HUH.
Terry Jr.: HEY, BUDDY.

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HEY, TERRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HOME.

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ANYWAY, I HAVE TO STOP BY WORK
AND PICK UP MY CHECK.

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DANNY NEEDS
SOME NEW SHOES.

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I NEED YOU TO TAKE HIM
TO THE STORE.
DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
SOMETHING I'M DOING.

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I GOT A COUPLE EPISODES
OF "HART TO HART" ON TAPE,

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AND STEFANIE POWERS --
[ GRUNTS ]

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DAD, HELP ME OUT.
HELP OUT YOUR GRANDSON.

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WHAT'S THAT?

142
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YOUR GRANDSON.

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I WILL, UH --
I WILL STRAIGHTEN DANNY BOY OUT.

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YOU, THOUGH --
YOU WILL BRING ME HOME PIZZA

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FROM THE PLACE YOU WORK AT.
I'M GONNA BE HOME LATE.

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WHY? WHAT WOULD BE DELAYING
MY FOOD?

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I HAVE A DATE.

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WHAT?

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DANNY,
IT IS JUST ONE DATE.

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IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

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THAT'S FINE. HAVE FUN.
NICE.

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I HAPPEN
TO HATE THIS GUY.

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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM.

154
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AND YOU'VE NEVER LIKED
ANYONE I'VE DATED.

155
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
T-THE KID WITH THE LIMP.

156
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YOU GAVE HIM THAT LIMP.

157
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YOU HIT HIM WITH THE CAR.
BUMPED HIM.

158
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I AM A GROWN WOMAN.
BUTT OUT.

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I DON'T LIKE THIS GUY.

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SNEAKERS.

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I LOVE YOU, DANNY.

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FATHER.

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Father!

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[ SIGHS ]

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SO?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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DARLING, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
VERY SEXY.

167
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DOES IT SAY, "I WANT TO SLEEP
WITH YOU ON THE FIRST DATE

168
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BUT I DON'T DO THIS
OFTEN"?

169
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OH, WOW, DARLING.
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?

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WAS BUSH STILL AROUND?
NO. OBAMA.

171
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[ LAUGHS ] YOU THOUGHT
I MEANT THE PRESIDENT.

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YOU ARE SO CUTE.
[ CHUCKLES ]

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YOU KNOW...

174
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I THINK I MIGHT LIKE
THIS GUY.

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WELL, THEN SLEEP WITH HIM,
DARLING. MEN LOVE THAT.

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SO, THE RULES ABOUT WAITING
AND ALL THAT, THEY'RE GONE?

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LOOK, DARLING, THE MAIN THING
HERE IS TO BE HONEST.

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HONEST.
I CAN DO THAT.

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YEAH, WELL,
UNLESS HE ASKS ABOUT YOUR AGE

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OR THE NUMBER OF MEN
YOU'VE SLEPT WITH.

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THEN YOU ROUND DOWN.

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WELL, I'VE ONLY BEEN
WITH TWO.

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ROUND UP.

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OKAY.

185
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SO, I GUESS YOU CAN SAY
THAT'S WHY THE CANNON

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HAS BEEN [CLICKS TONGUE]
BANNED FROM CANADA.

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TYPICALLY,
A VERY TOLERANT COUNTRY.

188
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BUT WHATEVER.
HE SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

189
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KIND OF NEED TO MEET HIM.
UH, LET ME STOP YOU
RIGHT THERE.

190
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YOU WILL NOT BE MEETING MY DAD.
NOTHING AGAINST YOU.

191
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HE'S BEEN A LITTLE
OVERPROTECTIVE SINCE MY DIVORCE.

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DIVORCE?
LET ME STOP YOU
RIGHT THERE.

193
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I AM DIVORCED,
WHICH IS WHY I LIVE WITH MY DAD.

194
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IT'S NOT SOMETHING
I HOPED FOR,

195
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BUT AT LEAST MY SON
HAS A MAN IN HIS LIFE.
YOUR SON?

196
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LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.
YES, I HAVE A SON.

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I GOT PREGNANT
WHEN I WAS 20,

198
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AND I AM TELLING YOU
WAY TOO MUCH FOR A FIRST DATE.

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LOOK, I JUST WANT TO BE
TOTALLY HONEST WITH YOU.

200
00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:04,391
LET ME STOP YOU
RIGHT THERE.

201
00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,327
DESPITE YOUR APPARENT INABILITY
TO EDIT YOURSELF

202
00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,630
AND SOME REALLY SIZEABLE
BAGGAGE,

203
00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:10,798
I REALLY APPRECIATE
THE HONESTY.

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HMM.
I ALSO THINK
YOU'RE REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

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POINT FOR YOU.
AND IF WE'RE BEING HONEST,

206
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I MIGHT HAVE JUST A LITTLE BIT
OF BAGGAGE MYSELF.

207
00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,240
I MAY HAVE QUIT MY JOB
ONE SUMMER

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AND GONE ON THE ROAD
FOLLOWING...

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COLDPLAY.

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CHECK.
POINT FOR YOU.

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[ CHUCKLES ]
COLDPLAY CONFESSIONS ASIDE,
I'M JUST A REGULAR GUY

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WHO REALLY --
REALLY LIKES YOU.

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YEAH?

214
00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,489
AND JAMIROQUAI.

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[ BELL DINGS ]

216
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

217
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HOW THOSE FEEL?

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GREAT.
THEY'RE EXPENSIVE.

219
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NOT A PROBLEM.

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LOOK, HERE'S WHAT
I WANT YOU TO DO.

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KEEP YOUR HEAD UP,
BE REAL CONFIDENT,

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AND WHEN I SAY GO...

223
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YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR
WITH THEM ON YOUR FEET.

224
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WHAT?
YOU MEAN STEAL THEM?

225
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I MEAN GO. I DON'T WANT YOU
TO GET ARRESTED.

226
00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,552
NOW LET'S GO.

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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WAIT, WAIT.

228
00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,258
NOW.

229
00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,562
[ ALARM BLARING ]

230
00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,730
Man: EXCUSE ME. SIR?

231
00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,899
HEY. HEY, STOP!

232
00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,640
Terry Sr.:
JUST WATCH THIS.

233
00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:27,741
[ CLICK ]

234
00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:28,976
SEE?

235
00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:32,145
YOU CAN BEAT ANY SECURITY
WITH A FORK AND A MAGNET.

236
00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,647
CANNON, WE SHOULDN'T HAVE
STOLEN THOSE SHOES.

237
00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:36,083
WHAT'S THE "WE" CRAP?
"WE"? NO, YOU.

238
00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,517
YEAH. ANYWAY, LOOK --

239
00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:40,588
THE CHINAMEN PEOPLE,
THEY MAKE THESE FOR 3 CENTS.

240
00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,355
THE STORE SELLS THEM FOR WHAT?
$100?

241
00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:44,357
THAT'S STEALING,
YOU KNOW.

242
00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,927
I MEAN, WE'RE BASICALLY PAYING
3 CENTS UNDER WHOLESALE.

243
00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,829
MAGNET, FORK -- DONE.
RIGHT?

244
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,498
"THANKS,
GRANDPA CANNON."

245
00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:55,335
YOU'RE WELCOME, SON.
OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

246
00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,304
YOU'RE WELCOME.

247
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,207
[ CHUCKLES ]

248
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,442
I GUESS
THIS IS GOOD NIGHT.

249
00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,912
[ SIGHS ]
I WISH IT DIDN'T HAVE TO END.

250
00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,079
ME NEITHER.

251
00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,514
SO, WHY DID YOU
BRING ME HOME?

252
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,416
I WAS BEING A GENTLEMAN.
WHY DID YOU LET ME?

253
00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,218
UGH. I'M NEW AT THIS.

254
00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:13,453
I WOULD LOVE
TO INVITE YOU IN,

255
00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:16,123
BUT MY 73-YEAR-OLD SUITCASE
IS INSIDE.

256
00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,124
HMM.

257
00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,893
WE COULD GO SOMEPLACE ELSE.
YES, PLEASE.

258
00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,361
Terry Sr.:
NO ONE'S GOING NOWHERE!

259
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,196
I'M GETTING THE HOSE!
A PIPE!

260
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,565
AND NOW
THE NIGHT HAS ENDED.

261
00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:26,566
AND A BAG OF NICKELS!
I'M SORRY, JACK.

262
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,236
[ CLATTER ]
TERRY, IT IS OKAY.

263
00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,237
I'M GETTING A BAT!

264
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,872
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
AND A SWORD!

265
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,407
AND I'M NOT SEEING
ANYONE ELSE.

266
00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,776
AN AK-47!

267
00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:36,910
THINGS WILL HAPPEN.

268
00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,946
A BOMB!
I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR ASS UP!

269
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,781
YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

270
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:41,949
THANK YOU.

271
00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,951
GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN!

272
00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,252
[ DOOR CLOSES ]

273
00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,921
WHAT WAS THAT?

274
00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,457
WERE YOU SITTING BY THE DOOR,
SPYING ON ME?

275
00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:52,092
GEEZ, TERRY.
WHEN DID YOU GET HOME?

276
00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,593
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST DRINK YOUR VITAMIN MILK

277
00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,495
AND GO TO BED AT 8:00
LIKE ALL THE OTHER SENIORS?

278
00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:59,066
KEEP IT OFF MY PERIMETER.
YOU WERE UN-HOLYING MY DOORSTEP.

279
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,234
A MISTAKE
I WON'T MAKE AGAIN.

280
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,903
HEY, MOM.
HOW WAS YOUR DATE?

281
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,137
IT WAS NICE.

282
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,473
HEY, THOSE SNEAKS LOOK GREAT.
HOW MUCH WERE THEY?

283
00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,575
UH, NOT MUCH.

284
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,010
THEY -- OH.

285
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,479
WE GOT IT...TH-THREE CENTS
UNDER WHOLESALE.

286
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,614
UH, THE --
A BIG SALE?

287
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:15,683
THEY WERE ON A SALE,
SO...

288
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,818
YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT TO GO
DO MY HOMEWORK.

289
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:21,789
IS HE OKAY?

290
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:24,157
NO. OBVIOUSLY NOT.

291
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:26,159
BECAUSE YOU WENT ON A DATE
WITH A LOSER.

292
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,961
OH.
WHATEVER THAT GUY IS --
LITTLE GEEK.

293
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,165
OBVIOUSLY.

294
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:35,102
[ BELL DINGS ]

295
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,939
YOU KNOW, YOU WERE SO GOOD
WITH THOSE SNEAKERS YESTERDAY,

296
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,608
I THINK THE TEAM NEEDS
A COUPLE NEW BATS.

297
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,144
HOW AM I GONNA STEAL --
NO, NO, NO. SHH, SHH, SHH.

298
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,515
PIECE OF CAKE.

299
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,183
CANNON, I DON'T KNOW
WHY WE'RE DOING THIS.

300
00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,384
SHH, KID.

301
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:54,554
HEY, HEY. WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT, WISE GUY?

302
00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:55,723
YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF.

303
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,157
THE KID WAS BORN
WITH JIMMY LEGS.

304
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,992
HE AIN'T GOT
NO TELETHON.

305
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,365
SO, YOU DIDN'T SLEEP
WITH JACK?

306
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,534
NO. I WAS CANNON-BLOCKED.
OH.

307
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,703
BUT IT COULD BE
A GOOD THING.

308
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,638
I LIKE HIM,
SO MAYBE I SHOULD WAIT.

309
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,374
OH, NO. NO, DARLING.
YOU'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH.

310
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,043
YOU NEED TO GET
YOUR LEG OVER.

311
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,310
TONIGHT?
TONIGHT.

312
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,678
TONIGHT.
TONIGHT.

313
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,480
OH, YEAH.
WHOA.
YOU'RE GONNA SLEEP WITH JACK?

314
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,482
HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT?
I'M STANDING
RIGHT OVER THERE.

315
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,650
AND BESIDES,
WHEN YOU TWO TALK,

316
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,318
YOU YELL
LIKE A COUPLE OF MAGPIES.

317
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,320
WHY ARE YOU WEARING
A FAKE MUSTACHE?

318
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,822
THIS IS NOT
A FAKE MUSTACHE.

319
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,158
I GOT SO MUCH TESTE
COURSING THROUGH MY MAN VEINS,

320
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,926
I GROW THESE THINGS
OVERNIGHT.

321
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,828
BUT LISTEN TO ME --
YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITH HIM.

322
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,930
HE'S A BAD GUY.
[ SCOFFS ]
OH, MY GOD.

323
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:39,666
COMING FROM YOU,
THAT MEANS LESS THAN NOTHING.

324
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,169
OKAY. YOU CAN'T GO OUT TONIGHT
'CAUSE, UH...YOU'RE WORKING.

325
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,503
MY SHIFT JUST ENDED.

326
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,005
WELL, YOU GOT TO COVER
FOR BILLY.

327
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,774
I HAD TO FIRE HIM.
WHAT?

328
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,776
IT'S JUST NOT WORKING OUT.
WE ALL KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.

329
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,610
Terry Jr.:
YOU'RE NOT FIRED, BILLY.
PACK IT UP, BILLY.

330
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,946
LOOK, I AM GOING OUT
WITH JACK TONIGHT, END OF STORY.

331
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,681
IT IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS
OR ANYONE ELSE'S.

332
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,583
OKAY, THEN.
YOU'RE FIRED.

333
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:59,086
[ SCOFFS ] NO, SHE'S NOT,
FREDDIE MERCURY.

334
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,055
DANG IT.

335
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,690
BILLY, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?

336
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,359
GET TO WORK.

337
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,494
I'M BACK!

338
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,063
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

339
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,365
HEY, HEY, HEY!
HANG ON!

340
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,433
Terry Sr.:
I ALMOST BEANED YOU.

341
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,769
WHAT'S WITH
THAT STUPID MUSTACHE?

342
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,104
OH, YEAH.
YOU LIKE IT?

343
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,039
NO, IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE
A BIGGER IDIOT.

344
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,707
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
IT'S PRETTY BOSS, RIGHT?
COME HERE.

345
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,542
FOR LIKE THE TOM SELLECK LOOK,
IT'S PRETTY -- NOT BAD.

346
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,877
OW! OW!

347
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:27,047
OKAY, THAT IS WHAT A NON-MANLY
PERSON WOULD SAY RIGHT THERE.

348
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,049
IS TERRY HOME? I GOT --
I GOT TO TALK TO HER.

349
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,550
NO, SHE'S NOT.
NEITHER ARE YOU.

350
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,552
HANG ON, HANG ON,
HANG ON, HANG ON!

351
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,720
SHE'S DATING A BAD GUY,
OKAY?

352
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,956
SHE'S ABOUT TO MAKE
A HUGE MISTAKE.

353
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,291
WHY ARE YOU
TELLING ME THIS?
BECAUSE I SHOULD.

354
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:41,428
SHE'S GONNA GET HURT,
AND SHE DESERVES BETTER, SO...

355
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,096
IF YOU'RE LYING TO ME
FOR ANY STUPID REASON,

356
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,431
I WILL END YOU.

357
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,634
OKAY, THAT'S A BIT EXTREME,
BUT I'M NOT LYING.

358
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:48,969
I SWEAR.

359
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,303
I MEAN, I JUST CAN'T
GO TELL HER,

360
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,439
"THIS GUY'S BAD NEWS."
RIGHT.

361
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,474
AND IN HER HEAD,
YOU KNOW, SHE THINKS

362
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,143
I'M AN OVER-REACTIONARY.
IMAGINE THAT.

363
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,945
I GUESS I GOT TO GET
SOME PROOF.

364
00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,280
WELL, DO IT QUICK
BECAUSE TONIGHT'S

365
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,449
"THE NIGHT,"
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

366
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,151
YOU DID GOOD TELLING ME.

367
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:07,087
AND THE NEXT TIME I FEEL LIKE
BASHING IN YOUR FACE,

368
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,823
I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.
DEAL.

369
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,025
YOU WANT TO WALK THROUGH
THIS WAY?
I DON'T. THIS IS FINE.

370
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,193
SEE YA.

371
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:16,129
Terry Jr.:
THANKS AGAIN FOR DINNER.

372
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:19,766
SECOND DATE IN THE BOOKS.

373
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,601
OOH! COMFY ROOM.

374
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,871
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ROMANTIC.
JUST SO YOU KNOW,

375
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:26,706
THE LAST TIME I DID THIS,
THERE WERE ONLY TWO POSITIONS.

376
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,008
HAS THAT CHANGED?

377
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,010
YEAH. INTERNET'S
OPENED UP EVERYTHING.

378
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,611
NOT EVERYTHING.

379
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,781
NOTED.
HMM.
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

380
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,016
MM.

381
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,518
HUNTER?
HUNTER: Coach Terry,

382
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,354
my parents never showed up
to get me from the library.

383
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,690
They're not answering
their cellphones, either.

384
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,693
Something's wrong.
You have to come get me.

385
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,695
There are strangers
anywhere.

386
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:49,863
WHAT?

387
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,531
IT SAYS "EVERYWHERE."

388
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,866
SAY IT OR YOU DON'T GET
THE MONEY.

389
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,201
I MEAN...

390
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:57,037
There are strangers everywhere.
Please come get me.

391
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,838
I'M SCARED.
TERRY JR.: Okay.

392
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:02,809
A-ALL RIGHT. JUST STAY RIGHT
THERE. I'M ON MY WAY, OKAY?

393
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,312
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
LET'S HIT THE LIBRARY.

394
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,580
THAT WAS FUN.
[ SIGHS ]

395
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,254
[ DOOR CLOSES ]

396
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,823
SO, I JUST HAD TO
PICK UP HUNTER

397
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,992
BECAUSE SOMEONE LEFT HIM
OUTSIDE THE LIBRARY.

398
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,360
THESE PARENTS --

399
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,595
ALL BUSY WITH THEIR AUDIOBOOKS
AND GAY WEDDINGS.

400
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,165
SO, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?

401
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,599
HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT?

402
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,834
[ FOOT STAMPS ]

403
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,003
WE'RE GOING OUT AGAIN.

404
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,271
THIS AIN'T OVER, OLD MAN.

405
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,978
NO, IT AIN'T, JUNIOR.

406
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,681
[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ]

407
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,918
***

408
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,690
Dong: MR. CANNON?

409
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,859
WHY YOU TELL US TO GO
TO BATTING CAGE

410
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,461
AND NOW WE IN CAR?

411
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,164
EACH OF YOU HAS
A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS,

412
00:14:58,165 --> 00:14:59,532
NONE OF WHICH IS BASEBALL.

413
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,901
DONG,
YOU HANDLE THE VIDEO

414
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,803
BECAUSE YOUR PEOPLE
LOVE CAMERAS.

415
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,973
FAT KID,
YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE LUNCH.

416
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,041
CHECK.

417
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,409
GINGERS, IF THINGS GO BAD HERE,
YOU'RE THE PATSIES.

418
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,978
WHAT'S A PATSY?
WHAT'S A PATSY?

419
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,245
PERFECT.

420
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,281
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

421
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:17,517
***

422
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,887
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

423
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,923
Terry Sr.:
HEY! HEY! DONG!

424
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,792
SORRY, MR. THE CANNON.

425
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,667
[ TIRES SCREECH, HORN BLARES ]

426
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,603
GO FAST!
AGAIN! AGAIN!
AGAIN! AGAIN!

427
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:40,307
***

428
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,247
Terry Sr.: ALL RIGHT,
CAUGHT HIM IN THE ACT.

429
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,749
THAT LOOKS LIKE THREE KEYS
OF PRIME-GRADE HORSE TO ME.

430
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,084
JUST LIKE "THE WIRE."

431
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,420
YEAH.

432
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,689
DIDN'T I TELL YOU
NOT TO EAT IN THE DAMN CAR?

433
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:57,857
YOU SAID A BAD WORD!
YOU SAID A BAD WORD!

434
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,626
YOU WANT TO HEAR
BAD WORDS?

435
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,261
TWO TWINS GOT LEFT
BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.

436
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,429
FOCUS!

437
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,896
DONG, YOU GETTING THIS?

438
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:09,169
[ HAMMERING ]

439
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,673
WHOA.
CANNON, WHAT IS THAT?

440
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,542
UM...EXHIBIT "A."

441
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,944
IT'S REALLY
NONE OF YOUR CONCERN.

442
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,479
HEY, HOW COME
YOU DIDN'T TAKE ME

443
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,781
TO THE BATTING CAGES
WITH THE OTHER KIDS?
YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT.

444
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,216
HOW DID SCHOOL GO?

445
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,951
WE GOT OUR TESTS BACK.
AND?

446
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,953
I GOT 100.
ALL RIGHT.

447
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,390
WHAT DID THAT KID THAT CHEATED
FROM YOU -- WHAT DID HE GET?
100.

448
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,225
MADE YOU FEEL LIKE CRAP,
HUH?

449
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,226
KIND OF.

450
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,627
"KIND OF"?
YEAH. KIND OF.

451
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,895
"KIND OF"?
UH...

452
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,530
NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
GO PUT YOUR SWEATSHIRT ON.

453
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,734
***

454
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,573
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
DO I KNOW YOU?

455
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,209
WELL, I'D LIKE TO
INTRODUCE YOU TO, UH,

456
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,977
HELEN HUNT
AND PAUL REISER.

457
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,480
NOW YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE WE GET MAD ABOUT YOU.

458
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,749
GO.
GET OUT OF HERE.

459
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,085
COME ON, KID.
WE'RE LEAVING.

460
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,719
NO. CANNON,
I CAN'T DO THIS.

461
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,855
I'M DONE WITH IT.
I CAN'T SLEEP.

462
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,824
AND I'M HAVING
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.

463
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,826
I HAVEN'T POOPED IN DAYS.

464
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,328
I SAID WE'RE LEAVING.

465
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,496
NO, WE'RE NOT.

466
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,497
YOU SAYING NO TO ME?

467
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,399
I'M SAYING NO.
NO MORE STEALING.

468
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,034
NONE. UNH-UNH.

469
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,370
THAT'S GREAT. SEE?
THAT'S GREAT.

470
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,339
YOU'RE FINALLY
STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF.

471
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,174
THAT'S WHAT
YOU SHOULD HAVE DID

472
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,076
WITH THAT KID
THAT WAS CHEATING OFF OF YOU.
[ STAMMERS ]

473
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,211
THIS WHOLE CRIME SPREE,

474
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,912
THIS WAS JUST YOU
TEACHING ME A LESSON?

475
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,581
YEAH. YOU CAN'T LET ANYBODY
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.

476
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,683
WE'RE GANNONS, MAN.
WE'RE LEADERS.

477
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,853
IF ANYBODY'S GONNA TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF ANYBODY, IT IS US.

478
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,022
YOU COULD HAVE
JUST TOLD ME THAT.
YEAH, I MEAN,

479
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,357
I COULD TELL YOU
A LOT OF THINGS,

480
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,359
BUT UNTIL YOU LOOK IT IN THE EYE
AND WASH ITS BACK...

481
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,694
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS!

482
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,697
SO ENDETH THE LESSON.

483
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,599
COME ON. HURRY UP.

484
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,067
CLEANUP IN AISLE 12!

485
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,570
[ FEEDBACK ]
Man: JANITORIAL SERVICES
TO AISLE 10.

486
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,405
12!
A-AISLE 12.

487
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:53,773
YOU READY TO GO,
BEAUTIFUL?

488
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,776
JUST AFTER I CHANGE,
HOT STUFF.

489
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:57,877
SCRATCH THAT.

490
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,712
WHAT ABOUT "BABE"?
DOES "BABE" SOUND WEIRD?

491
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,880
NOT COMING OUT
OF YOUR MOUTH.

492
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,115
[ SLOW CLAPPING ]
Dick: OH, YEAH.

493
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:04,217
VERY GOOD, JACK.
VERY GOOD.

494
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,886
HEY, I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO THE CANNON,

495
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,756
A.K.A. THE CANNON.

496
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,458
Terry Sr.:
I'M GONNA INTRODUCE YOU

497
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,260
TO A WORLD OF PAIN.
YEAH, GET HIM! GET HIM!

498
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,794
DAD, STOP! STOP!

499
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,663
GEEZ.
YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU --
YOU DISRESPECT MY DAUGHTER?

500
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:17,830
YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER,

501
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,132
YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE?!

502
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,567
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?!

503
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,736
HE'S A LOWLIFE.
HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU.
HERE. I GOT THIS.

504
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,938
I GOT HIM GOOD.
THERE HE IS.

505
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:28,308
THERE HE IS
WITH A BUNCH OF DRUGGIES.

506
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,476
YOU FOLLOWED HIM AROUND
WITH A VIDEO CAMERA?

507
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,810
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

508
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,111
YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN THIS,
FLYBOY?

509
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,280
I'M HANGING OUT
WITH THOSE GUYS

510
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,947
'CAUSE I'M GOING
TO A MEETING WITH THEM.

511
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:37,850
I'M IN RECOVERY.
FIVE YEARS CLEAN THIS WEEK.

512
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,452
YOU'RE A QUITTER.

513
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,088
HERE --
I GOT IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY

514
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,923
THAT THIS PACKAGE
HAD DRUGS IN IT.

515
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,625
WHAT AUTHORITY?
THE FAT KID.

516
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,959
JUST LIKE "THE WIRE."

517
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,796
YOU MEAN THE GAME CONSOLE
I BOUGHT OFF OF CRAIGSLIST

518
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,865
BECAUSE TERRY MENTIONED
DANNY WANTED ONE?
YOU'RE SO SWEET.

519
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,502
SWEET, MY ASS. HERE'S
THE "PIECE OF RESISTANCE,"

520
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,204
THE "COOP DE GRASS."
HMM?

521
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,705
Jack: [ Distant ]
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ROMANTIC.

522
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,774
WHO IS THE BIMBO YOU'RE PLAYING
HEADBOARD HOCKEY WITH IN THERE?

523
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,776
TELL ME WHO.
[ SIGHS ]

524
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:04,977
DAD, THAT'S ME.

525
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,481
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

526
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:12,118
NO, NO. NO, I'M NOT.

527
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,720
LOOK...

528
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:16,556
I SEEN YOU, YOU KNOW,
UNHAPPY ONCE.

529
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,391
I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO SEE IT
HAPPEN AGAIN, OKAY?

530
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,492
I KNOW.

531
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,993
AND I APPRECIATE
YOU LOOKING OUT FOR ME,

532
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,563
BUT I DON'T NEED
YOUR PROTECTION.

533
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:27,400
IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED,
I AM YOUR DAUGHTER.

534
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,669
I CAN HANDLE MYSELF.

535
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,239
IT WAS HIS FAULT.
NOT TRUE.

536
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,240
IT WAS HIS FAULT.
NOT TRUE.

537
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,641
AND THE FACE-BASHING DEAL
IS OFF.

538
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,808
WE HAD A DEAL.
THERE IS NO DEAL.

539
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,143
YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT BACK.
I'M GONNA GET YOU, MAN.

540
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,145
THE FACE-BASHING DEAL IS OFF.
JUST GET.

541
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,247
I'LL SHOW YOU A DEAL.

542
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:44,251
WOW -- YOU ARE AMAZINGLY
WELL-ADJUSTED,

543
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,485
CONSIDERING YOU HAVE HIM
FOR A FATHER.

544
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,655
I NEVER WANT TO SEE
YOUR SORRY ASS AGAIN, JACK.

545
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,324
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I ALMOST SLEPT WITH YOU.

546
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:55,328
THAT WAS NOT ME ON THAT VIDEO.
I WAS NEVER IN ROOM 625.

547
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:58,331
THEN WHY DID YOU TELL YOUR DAD
IT WAS?

548
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,499
'CAUSE I DIDN'T
WANT TO LET HIM WIN.

549
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,168
BUT HE'S RIGHT --
YOU'RE A BAD GUY AND A LIAR.

550
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,004
THIS IS DATING.
AND I NEVER LIED TO YOU.

551
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,172
YEAH, ACTUALLY,
YOU DID LIE.

552
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,674
YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T SEEING
ANYONE ELSE.

553
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,009
I'M NOT SEEING HER.
WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN, YOU KNOW?

554
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,511
LIKE YOU AND ME.

555
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,845
"HAVING FUN"?

556
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,180
WELL...

557
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,016
HA. RIGHT.

558
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,619
YOU KNOW...

559
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:23,022
THE 19-YEAR-OLD ME WOULD HAVE
SLEPT WITH YOU ANYWAY.

560
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,024
AND THE 25-YEAR-OLD ME
WOULD HAVE IGNORED THE SIGNS

561
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,694
THAT YOU WERE SLEEPING
WITH OTHER WOMEN.

562
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,196
BUT I'VE ALREADY DONE
ALL THAT.

563
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:35,735
SO NOW, THE 32-YEAR-OLD ME
IS JUST GONNA DO THIS.

564
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:37,870
[ THUD ]
OHH!

565
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:38,905
[ THUD ]
[ GROANS ]

566
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,573
I'M A GANNON.

567
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,209
NO ONE TAKES ADVANTAGE
OF ME ANYMORE.

568
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,913
AND I'M TAKING THIS.

569
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:50,249
[ CRIES ]

570
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,185
***

571
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,094
I'D LIKE TO RETURN THESE.

572
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:05,298
I STOLE THEM THE OTHER DAY,
AND I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT IT.

573
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,334
THAT STUFF ISN'T STOLEN.

574
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,168
[ SCOFFS ]
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

575
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,737
YOU'RE THE CANNON'S
GRANDSON, RIGHT?

576
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,905
BEFORE YOU CAME IN,
HE PAID FOR ALL THIS.

577
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,074
HE TOLD ME HE WAS, UH,
TEACHING YOU A LESSON.

578
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,276
HE'S A MANIAC.

579
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,345
BUT IF YOU STILL
WANT TO RETURN THEM,

580
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,647
I CAN GIVE YOU CASH
OR STORE CREDIT.

581
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,214
CASH.

582
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:31,791
AND HERE ENDETH THE LESSON.

583
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:32,825
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]

584
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,629
Terry Sr.:
NO ONE'S GOING NOWHERE!