1 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:03,904 WHOO! 2 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:05,573 [ Slurring ] I'M OKAY! 3 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:10,911 * AND BINGO WAS HER NAME-OH 4 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:15,549 KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? 5 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:19,820 [ BELL DINGS ] GIRLS! 6 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,922 PICK IT UP! 7 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:24,092 [ CHILDREN PLAYING ] 8 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:25,359 [ SHUDDERS ] 9 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:26,894 THESE BOYS ARE OUT OF CONTROL. 10 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:28,362 WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM? 11 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:30,098 THEY INTENTIONALLY STUFF THEIR FACES WITH PIZZA, 12 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:31,665 AND THEN THEY RUN AROUND UNTIL THEY PUKE. 13 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,234 THAT'S NOT FUN. HOW'S THAT FUN? 14 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:34,602 YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUN? DIGESTION. 15 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:37,505 AND THEY'RE STICKY. THEY'RE ALWAYS STICKY! 16 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:38,506 WHOA. 17 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,408 COVER ME. I'M GOING IN. 18 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:42,943 [ CHILDREN SHOUTING ] 19 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:45,079 YEAH, YEAH. OKAY. 20 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,280 WHAT DO YOU GOT? WHAT DO YOU GOT? 21 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:47,948 HANG ON, HANG ON. THERE. 22 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:50,351 [ CHUCKLES ] 23 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:53,521 I JUST WANT TO BE HOME. 24 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:54,888 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 25 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:01,695 ANIMALS. 26 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:04,031 Announcer: THE CROWD IS LOVING IT. [ CROWD CHEERING ] 27 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,699 IT'S THE BOTTOM OF THE 8th INNING, AND SO FAR... 28 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:08,136 WHOSE TURN IS IT TO WASH THE DISHES? 29 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:10,271 I DID THEM LAST TIME. I DID THE LAUNDRY. 30 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,540 WELL, THERE'S NOT ONE CLEAN PLATE FOR ME TO USE. 31 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,642 THIS MORNING, I HAD TO EAT CEREAL OUT OF DANNY'S FRISBEE. 32 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,244 THERE'S A HOLE IN THAT FRISBEE. 33 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:18,979 I KNOW! LOOK, I AM NOT A FULL-TIME MAID. 34 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:21,249 NO KIDDING. IF YOU WERE, THIS PLACE WOULD BE A LOT CLEANER. 35 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,217 I BEEN TELLING YOU ALL ALONG. USE PAPER PLATES. 36 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:24,718 WE ARE NOT USING -- THE ENVIRONMENT CAN SUCK IT. 37 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,987 BOOM. [ LAUGHS ] 38 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,622 HA. OKAY, NEW RULE. 39 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:31,725 WHEN YOU USE SOMETHING, WASH IT OFF AND PUT IT BACK. 40 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:34,895 WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER, RIGHT, FAMILY? 41 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,230 RIGHT, FAMILY -- THAT SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THEM 42 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,598 HIPPIE CULT THINGS. [ BUZZER SOUNDS ] 43 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,600 YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING ABOUT DOING THE LAUNDRY. 44 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:42,836 HEY. 45 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:47,508 DAD! 46 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,279 I NEVER HAVE TO DO THE LAUNDRY AGAIN. 47 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:52,813 [ LAUGHS ] 48 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,448 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, MY BROTHER. 49 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:55,649 [ LAUGHS ] 50 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,651 * I'M BACK 51 00:01:57,685 --> 00:02:00,721 -- Captions by VITAC -- 52 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:07,661 * I'M BACK 53 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,488 [ FENCE RATTLES ] 54 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:36,790 [ LAUGHTER ] 55 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,359 TAKE YOUR BASE. 56 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:40,328 Dudley: TIME. 57 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,396 WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE. 58 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:44,998 WHAT THE HECK DOES SHE SEE IN HIM? WHO? 59 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:47,368 CAN WE HURRY THIS ALONG? I GOT COTILLION IN A HALF-HOUR. 60 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,237 TICKTOCK. WHAT IS THE HOLDUP? 61 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:50,971 DANNY'S GOT GIRL PROBLEMS, 62 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,807 AND PARVU HAS TO GO TO COTILLION, WHATEVER THAT IS. 63 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:54,908 BALLROOM DANCING FOR COUPLES 64 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:56,244 THAT RESEMBLES A QUADRILLE. 65 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:57,745 DO WE HAVE VANESSA ON THE NOGGIN? 66 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,814 I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. WHAT DOES DAVID HAVE THAT I DON'T? 67 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,383 WELL, HE'S GREAT AT BASEBALL. 68 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,051 HE'S GOT A GREAT HEAD OF HAIR, ONE ON HIS CHEST, 69 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:06,587 AND OWNS 50 LIMITED-EDITION PAIRS OF SNEAKERS. 70 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,021 I DREAMED I WAS ROYAL BABY. 71 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,757 WE HAVE TO POOP. WE HAVE TO POOP. 72 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:12,226 Woman: KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL, SWEETIE. 73 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:14,027 MAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN A DRUMMING THIS INTENSE 74 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:16,564 SINCE THE MIAMI SOUND MACHINE CONCERT AT THE FABULOUS FORUM. 75 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:19,267 [ LAUGHS ] FRONT ROW. 76 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,269 HEY, HEY. GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON? 77 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:23,070 WELL, DANNY'S UPSET ABOUT DAVID AND VANESSA. 78 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,905 PARVU'S LATE FOR A COTILLION. 79 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:27,408 DONG THINKS HE'S THE ROYAL BABY, AND THE GINGERS NEED TO POOP. 80 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,277 WE HAVE TO POOP. WE HAVE TO POOP. 81 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:31,445 WE'RE DEALING WITH A LOT OF CRAP. 82 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:32,946 ENOUGH! TAKE YOUR POSITIONS, 83 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,515 AND LET'S FINISH THIS UP LIKE A TEAM. 84 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,284 VINCE, VANCE -- LOCK IT UP. 85 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:38,286 SORRY, COACH, BUT THAT'S TIME. 86 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:39,620 THAT'S THE BALLGAME! 87 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:43,090 [ ALL CHEERING ] 88 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:44,258 [ LAUGHS ] OH, THESE GUYS SUCK. 89 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,528 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 90 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,298 NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO HELP ME? 91 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,300 HI, DARLING. HI. MWAH. MWAH. MWAH. MWAH. 92 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,635 I AM SO SORRY THAT I MISSED THE MATCH, DARLING. 93 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:57,137 I MET A NEW FRIEND AND COMPLETELY LOST TRACK OF TIME. 94 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,106 HUH. I KNOW. 95 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:00,408 SO, HOW DID YOU GET ON? HOW WAS THE GAME? 96 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:01,975 OH, WELL, WE LOST, 21-0. 97 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:04,545 OH, ONLY 21-0? OH, THAT'S FABULOUS! 98 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,814 THAT'S BETTER THAN LAST TIME. YOU MUST BE THRILLED. 99 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,116 NO, I AM LOSING IT. MY FAMILY IS DRIVING ME NUTS. 100 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:12,052 I NEED A NIGHT AWAY FROM BOYS UNDER 10 AND OVER 70. 101 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,153 I-I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME 102 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:14,955 I HAD A FUN NIGHT OUT. 103 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,657 NO, NO. ME, TOO. I... 104 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,258 BUT THAT IS MAINLY DUE TO BLACKOUTS, THOUGH. 105 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:20,394 YOU KNOW WHAT? 106 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:22,563 I AM GONNA GET THE CANNON TO WATCH DANNY, 107 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:25,633 AND YOU AND I ARE GONNA GO OUT TONIGHT! 108 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,000 OH, YAY! YES! 109 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,802 SPLENDID! OUR FIRST GIRLS' NIGHT OUT. 110 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,738 YES! OH, WE'LL DRINK AND DANCE. 111 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,806 AND THEN WE'LL DRINK SOME MORE, 'CAUSE I LOVE DRINKING. 112 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,676 YES! AND THEN WE'LL JUST END UP NAKED ON SOME MAN'S YACHT. 113 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:36,944 YES! OH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. YES! 114 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,779 EXCEPT FOR THE YACHT PART. 115 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:45,353 * IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU GO CRAZY * 116 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:46,354 * WHOA-OH-OH-OH 117 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:49,022 * OOH, OOH, OOH-OOH 118 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:53,260 * AND I'D BE CRAZY NOT TO CARE 119 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:57,197 HEY, BUD. WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM HERE? 120 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:58,699 I DON'T UNDERSTAND GIRLS. 121 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:00,868 WHAT'S TO GET? I DON'T KNOW. 122 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,202 I ALWAYS DO AS MY MOM TOLD ME. 123 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,171 I'M NICE. I'M FUNNY. 124 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:07,274 I ALWAYS HOLD DOORS OPEN. JUST NONE OF IT WORKS. 125 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,842 THEY ALWAYS END UP WITH A GUY LIKE THAT. 126 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,644 WELL, FIRST OFF, YOU CAN'T TAKE ADVICE 127 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:13,514 ON CHICKS FROM CHICKS. 128 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:16,316 IT WOULD BE LIKE ASKING A FISH HOW TO FISH. 129 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:19,853 WHAT? THIS NICE-GUY THING YOU GOT GOING ON HERE. 130 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:23,624 IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT WORKING. GIRLS LIKE A BAD BOY. 131 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,192 JIMMY DEAN, 132 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:27,661 YOU GOT THE MAN IN BLACK, JOHNNY CASH, KENNEDY. 133 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:30,364 AND I'M NOT BRAGGING, BUT I HAD A HELL OF A ROLL MYSELF. 134 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:33,467 WE WERE ALL BAD BOYS JUST DROWNING IN A SEA OF FLESH. 135 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:34,968 I MEAN, YOU GOT TO GET YOU SOME OF THAT. 136 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,304 I CAN'T JUST CHANGE WHO I AM. 137 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,573 OF COURSE YOU CAN. YOU CAN BE ANYBODY YOU WANT TO BE. 138 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:41,509 SO I CAN BE THAT GUY? 139 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,177 YEAH, SURE, WHY NOT? 140 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:46,246 SEE HOW THAT GIRL'S HANGING ALL OVER HIM? 141 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,416 YOU KNOW WHY? HE'S MAKING BELIEVE HE DOESN'T CARE. 142 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:51,885 THAT MAKES 'EM CRAZY, AND IT GETS THE JEALOUS GOING. 143 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,921 SO, IF YOU WANT YOUR CHICK TO NOTICE YOU MORE, 144 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:55,589 JUST PAY LESS ATTENTION TO HER. 145 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:57,224 SHE'LL COME A-KNOCKIN'. 146 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:00,828 HEY, MOM. HMM? 147 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,329 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 148 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,432 DID YOU DATE BAD BOYS WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP? 149 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:06,333 [ CHUCKLES ] I MARRIED ONE. 150 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,235 WHY? WHY? [ GROANS ] 151 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:11,238 'CAUSE IT WAS EXCITING. 152 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:12,506 SO, THE BAD-BOY THING KIND OF WORKS? 153 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:14,007 WELL, UNTIL IT DOESN'T. 154 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:17,277 SO WHAT I'M HEARING IS THAT IT GETS YOU IN THE DOOR. 155 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,612 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WAIT, WHAT DOOR? 156 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:20,080 NO DOORS. ALL RIGHT. 157 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:21,449 Terry Sr.: HEY, GOOD NIGHT. 158 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:22,783 GOOD NIGHT. WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 159 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,051 I WANT TO GO OUT WITH LULU TONIGHT. 160 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,419 WHAT? I GOT BINGO TONIGHT. 161 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:27,955 YOU DON'T PLAY BINGO. BINGO IS A CHICK. 162 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,723 I MET HER AT THE BAR THE OTHER NIGHT. UH... 163 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:30,958 [ BLOWS ] DON'T WAIT UP. 164 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:33,293 I REALLY NEED A NIGHT OUT. 165 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:35,195 SORRY, CAN'T DO. 166 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,797 COME ON, I REALLY NEED YOU TO BE THE OTHER PARENT. 167 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,365 LIKE IT OR NOT, WE'RE KIND OF RAISING DANNY TOGETHER. 168 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,534 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. SINCE WHEN? I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THAT. 169 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,069 LOOK -- I DID MY PARENTING. 170 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,137 YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED. YOU'RE NOT A STRIPPER. 171 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,473 [ CLAPS ] JOB'S DONE. 172 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:48,108 I NEVER HAD A 20s. I NEED TO GO OUT. 173 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:50,143 I AM ASKING YOU FOR ONE NIGHT. 174 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,913 LISTEN, I'M TRULY VERY SYMPATHETIC TO YOUR PROBLEM. 175 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,482 HOW ABOUT THIS -- WHY DON'T YOU JUST SNEAK OUT 176 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:56,617 FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS WHILE THE KID'S SLEEPING? 177 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,151 I USED TO DO THAT WITH YOU ALL THE TIME. 178 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:59,820 I AM NOT LEAVING DANNY HERE BY HIMSELF. 179 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,989 OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO SEE BINGO ANOTHER NIGHT? 180 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,457 IT'S KIND OF TIME-SENSITIVE. 181 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:05,258 SHE'S GOT TO GO BACK TO THE JOINT TOMORROW. 182 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:08,662 SO, UH, HAVE A NICE NIGHT, OKAY? 183 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:09,897 [ SIGHS ] [ DOOR OPENS ] 184 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,131 THE JOINT? [ DOOR CLOSES ] 185 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:18,438 * B-I-N-G-O 186 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:21,074 * B-I-N-G-O 187 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,076 * B-I-N-G-O 188 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:26,246 * AND BINGO WAS HER NAME-OH 189 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,415 * YEAH, YEAH SO, HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT LAST NIGHT? 190 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,449 IT WAS WEIRD. 191 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:31,952 SHE WAS THE ONE THAT YELLED "BINGO." 192 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,921 AWESOME. [ LAUGHS ] 193 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,657 SO, YOU GOT YOUR NIGHT. NOW I GET MINE. 194 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,859 YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH DANNY. I'M GOING TO WORK ALL DAY. 195 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:41,128 AND THEN I AM GOING OUT WITH LULU. 196 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,631 A-ARE YOU REALLY SURE YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS CO-PARENTING THING? 197 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:47,668 AS YOU MIGHT RECALL, I PARENTED YOU, AND LET'S SEE. 198 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:50,370 YOU GOT DIVORCED. YOU WORK AT A PIZZA PARLOR. 199 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,472 AND YOU LIVE WITH YOUR FATHER. 200 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:54,141 OKAY, I GET IT. BUT DON'T YOU SEE? 201 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:56,009 THIS IS A CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF, RIGHT? 202 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,545 SEE, YOU ALWAYS WANTED A SON. 203 00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:00,213 YOU NAMED ME TERRY JR., FOR GOD'S SAKE, SO HAVE AT IT. 204 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,448 FATHER AWAY. 205 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,783 YOU'RE VERY TRUSTING. 206 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,685 IT'S NOT TRUSTING. IT'S DESPERATION. 207 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:07,721 I REALLY NEED A NIGHT AWAY FROM ALL OF THIS -- 208 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:10,724 THE SIGHTS, THE SMELLS, THE SOUNDS. 209 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:12,560 OKAY, FINE, BUT, YOU KNOW, 210 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:15,228 IF I DO RUIN HIM, IT'S ON YOU. 211 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:17,865 CHICKEN NUGGETS, BATH, BED -- IN THAT ORDER. 212 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,867 RIGHT -- CHICKEN BATH, YOUR BED NUGGETS, 213 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,669 AND IT'S HANDLED -- BINGO. 214 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:24,337 HEY, BUDDY. THAT'S A NEW LOOK. 215 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:26,373 YEAH, I'M TRYING SOMETHING NEW. 216 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:28,909 HEY, MAN. THAT'S IT. EXPRESS YOURSELF, MY MAN. 217 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,311 YEAH, BROTHER. COME ON, TERRY. 218 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,580 THAT'S RIGHT. 219 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,682 HE JUST CALL ME TERRY? 220 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:37,384 * OH, COME ON 221 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:38,385 * FORGETTING NOTHING 222 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:39,920 * END THE FIGHT 223 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,756 * FORGIVING LESS, BEFORE THE FIGHT ENDS YOU * 224 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,024 * FORGETTING NOTHING 225 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,559 * END THE FIGHT 226 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:48,161 * FORGIVING LESS, BEFORE THE FIGHT ENDS YOU * 227 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,396 'SUP? 228 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:50,430 HI... 229 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,666 IS THAT A NEW SHIRT? 230 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:55,035 WHERE'S YOUR LITTLE BOYFRIEND? DON'T CARE. 231 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,437 SO, ENOUGH OF THIS LITTLE DANCING AROUND WE'VE BEEN DOING. 232 00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:01,041 YOU, ME, "PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4" ON DEMAND TONIGHT. 233 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,043 I CAN'T GO OUT ON A SCHOOL NIGHT. 234 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,344 YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO YOUR FOLKS? 235 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,445 HUH? STRAIGHTEN 'EM OUT? 236 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:08,215 SO, YOU A METAL FAN? 237 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,783 HELL, YEAH. WHO DO YOU LIKE? 238 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,752 SLIPKNOT'S PRETTY RAD. YOU'RE CUTE. 239 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:13,386 A BUNCH OF US ARE HANGING OUT AT THE PARK TONIGHT. 240 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,022 JUST LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC AND CHILL. 241 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,023 Danny: SOUNDS COOL. 242 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,290 RAD. YEAH. 243 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:19,059 Vanessa: HEY, DANNY. 244 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,528 IF I TALK TO MY PARENTS, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HANG OUT TONIGHT. 245 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,631 LET ME KNOW HOW THAT TURNS OUT. 246 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:27,534 SO, DANICA, YOU WANT TO BUY ME LUNCH? 247 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,969 OKAY. 248 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,904 * AAH 249 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,707 * WHOA 250 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,709 SO, HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY AS A CHANGED MAN? 251 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,377 VANESSA WAS SO JEALOUS. 252 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,546 AND THIS OTHER GIRL, DANICA, SHE BROUGHT ME LUNCH. 253 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,881 DANICA, HUH? 254 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,950 I'M TELLING YOU, THIS BAD-BOY THING WORKS. 255 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,785 THERE YOU GO. 256 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:48,055 MAN, I AM SO TIRED OF THESE LAME SNACKS. 257 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,990 I WANT THOSE. 258 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,959 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHO'S THE EASY TEAM TO BEAT? 259 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,461 YEAH, SO? I MEAN, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 260 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:55,829 I MEAN, I KNOW I WOULD. 261 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:02,502 *** 262 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:06,139 LOOK. WHAT'S HE DOING? 263 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,308 [ LID SLAMS ] HEY, PAL! 264 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,143 AFRAID YOU CAN'T HAVE THOSE. THOSE ARE OUR SNACKS! 265 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,311 OKAY, STAN! 266 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:13,781 OHH! 267 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,483 YEAH! 268 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,587 DIG IN, BOYS. 269 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,455 I CALL THE RED ONE. 270 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:23,791 Boy: NO, GIVE ME TWO! 271 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:26,660 YOU'RE A QUICK STUDY, BUDDY. 272 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,496 REEL HER IN, MY MAN. 273 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,298 EXCUSE ME, CANNON. 274 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,103 JUST SO YOU KNOW, I DID THIS IS ALL FOR YOU. 275 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,938 YOU LOOKED THIRSTY. 276 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,840 THANKS. I AM. 277 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,643 I SPEND ONE AFTERNOON AWAY FROM THE FIELD, 278 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,946 AND I FIND OUT YOU'RE STEALING THE OTHER TEAM'S SNACKS? 279 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,280 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 280 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,049 HEY, I ONLY DID IT 'CAUSE HE TOLD ME TO. 281 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,383 HEY, YOU LITTLE RAT STOOL PIGEON. 282 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,952 I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE STRONG ENOUGH 283 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,954 TO THROW ME UNDER A BUS. I KNEW THIS REEKED OF YOU. 284 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,389 LITERALLY -- I CAN SMELL HIM WEARING YOUR COLOGNE. 285 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,158 I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY. 286 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,293 MY PARENTING COMES WITH A DISCLAIMER. 287 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,562 AND YOU, DANNY. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO LISTEN TO HIM. 288 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,564 I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO MAKE BETTER CHOICES. 289 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,066 HEY, HEY. EASE UP, TERRY. 290 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,400 YEAH, EASE UP! 291 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:08,902 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO YOUR MOTHER? 292 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,238 HEY, LOOK. I'M JUST COPYING YOU, OKAY? THAT'S ALL. 293 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,473 YOU NEED TO GO TO YOUR ROOM AND STAY THERE UNTIL I GET HOME. 294 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,575 NO! I'VE GOT A THING! 295 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:16,810 WELL, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE THAT THING RIGHT NOW 296 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,478 IF YOU DON'T GO TO YOUR ROOM, OKAY? GO! 297 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,147 YOU TWO NEED TO LEARN TO CHILL. 298 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,882 WHAT? WHAT? 299 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,150 ROOM, NOW! 300 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,252 WHATEVS, TERRY. 301 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:29,389 I'M GOING OUT. 302 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,224 TRY NOT TO RUIN HIM ANY FURTHER. 303 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,597 WEAR A SHORTER DRESS, WHY DON'T YOU? 304 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,533 YOU KNOW WHAT? 305 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,836 DANNY AND MY DAD CAN MAKE EACH OTHER MISERABLE TONIGHT. 306 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:43,937 I CAN'T TAKE IT. 307 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,439 [ LAUGHTER ] 308 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,508 DARLING, ARE YOU OKAY? AHH! 309 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,910 NO! 310 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,511 BUT I'M GONNA GET THERE QUICK. 311 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,846 JUST DON'T LET ME HAVE MORE THAN THREE DRINKS, 312 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,514 BECAUSE THEN I TURN INTO MY FATHER. 313 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:58,018 BARTENDER! FOUR MORE MARTINIS, PLEASE. 314 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,253 GIRLS' NIGHT HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN. 315 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,521 WELL, I'LL DRINK TO THAT. 316 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,689 THAT'S MY DRINK. UH-HUH. 317 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,125 GOOD EVENING, LADIES. I'M JOSH. 318 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,427 OH, GOSH, JOSH. HMM. 319 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,862 [ CHUCKLES ] NICE ASS, JOSH. 320 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,297 WHY DON'T YOU PARK IT IN THIS SEAT? 321 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,565 OKAY. RIGHT THERE. 322 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:13,867 DO YOU HAVE ANY HOT FRIENDS, JOSH? 323 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,135 YEAH. 324 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,970 CALL 'EM. ALL OF THEM. ALL OF 'EM? 325 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,806 NOW. NOW? NOW. 326 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:19,873 YEAH, YEAH, YOU GOT TO PUT IT TO YOUR HEAD. 327 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,208 SO...OH, OKAY. YEAH. 328 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,144 [ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE ] 329 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:27,314 HEY, KID! GET OUT HERE! 330 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:30,617 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 331 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,887 YO! KID! [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 332 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,823 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 333 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,458 OH. OH, BOY. 334 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,827 LITTLE TWERP WENT OUT THE WINDOW. 335 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,468 THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN MISSING ALL THESE YEARS. 336 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,003 GUYS! 337 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,973 LIQUORED UP. NO INHIBITIONS. 338 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,976 Lying about being professional photographers. 339 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,945 [ LAUGHS ] DARLING, THEY CAN HEAR YOU. 340 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,012 IT'S TERRY TIME! 341 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,080 [ CHUCKLES ] YES, IT IS. 342 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,514 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 343 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,183 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] OH! 344 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,484 I WILL PAY FOR THAT! 345 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,754 WAIT. NO, I WON'T. BECAUSE I'M HOT. 346 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,589 [ LAUGHS ] [ HOWLS ] 347 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,524 MAYBE WE SHOULD ORDER SOME FOOD, DARLING, 348 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,526 MAYBE SOME CALAMARI. NO, NO, NO. IT'LL JUST SOAK UP THE ALCOHOL. 349 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,595 [ HEAVY D AND THE BOYZ' "MR. BIG STUFF" PLAYS ] PLUS, THIS! 350 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,197 THIS IS MY JAM. 351 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,198 IT IS? 352 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,499 OH, COME ON. LET'S GO! 353 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,969 LET'S GO. LET'S GO. GO, GO, GO! 354 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,872 OFF WE GO! OFF WE GO! GO, COME ON! GO, GO, GO! 355 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,039 * I'M MR. BIG STUFF 356 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,875 [ CHEERING ] 357 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,377 * OH, YEAH 358 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,215 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] * I'M A QUICK RHYME SHOOTER 359 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,984 * RAP ROOKIE, RECRUITER 360 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,219 * I ALWAYS SAY COULD, NEVER, EVER SAY COULD HAVE * 361 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,321 YEAH! COME ON! * I'M HEALTHY AND STACKED, NOT A BEAST OR ALL FAT * 362 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,656 COME ON! * I GET APPLAUSE AND AWARDS EVERY TIME I RAP * 363 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,526 * I LOVE THE WAY I AM, I WOULD NEVER SWITCH * 364 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,828 * I'M THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER SINCE A PORNO FLICK * [ SIGHS ] 365 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,898 * YOU MOVE AND GROOVE TO MY FUNKY TUNE * 366 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,632 * PARTY PEOPLE, IT'S TIME TO MAKE ROOM * 367 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,402 * FOR YOUR MR. BIG STUFF WHOO! 368 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,369 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 369 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,504 [ Slurring ] I'M OKAY! 370 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,838 [ HOWLS ] 371 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,208 THIS IS THE BEST I'VE EVER FELT IN MY LIFE. 372 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,076 Dick: WELL, GIVE ME ABOUT 7 1/2 MINUTES. 373 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,744 OH, BOY. I'M GLAD THAT SMELL ISN'T ME. 374 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,079 JUST SAYING, TER. 375 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:09,716 YOU ON THE FLOOR -- SO HOT. [ LAUGHS ] 376 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:12,085 DID YOU COME HERE ALONE, OR DID YOUR DATE HANG HERSELF? 377 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,721 [ LAUGHS ] I CAME WITH STAN, BUT I'M NOT LEAVING WITH HIM. 378 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,689 SO I'M CABBING IT? THAT IS CORRECT. 379 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,592 COCKTAILS. PLATINUM. 380 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:20,994 YOUR CARD'S BEEN DECLINED. 381 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,096 IT WAS MAXED OUT ON DOUCHE ELIXIR, 382 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,431 AND IT HAS WORKED. 383 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,333 [ LAUGHS ] THAT'S SO HOT. 384 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,600 [ GASPS ] 385 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,169 [ GIGGLES ] 386 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,538 SO, LULU, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY MARIONETTES?! 387 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,940 NO. 388 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,774 THAT'S OKAY. NORMAL REACTION. 389 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,009 SO, I WAS THINKING, MAYBE LATER, WE COULD -- 390 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,544 OH, GOOD TIMING, LULU. 391 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,512 LET'S GO TO ANOTHER PART OF THE BAR WHERE THERE'S LESS... 392 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,581 THAT. 393 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,682 TERRY, CALL ME BACK RIGHT AWAY. 394 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:48,021 [ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYING ] 395 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:51,458 SO, WE'RE ALL GETTING TICKETS TO HATEBREED IF YOU WANT TO GO. 396 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:56,463 * IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU GO CRAZY * 397 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:57,864 * WHOA-OH-OH-OH 398 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,967 I-I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 399 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,701 THEY'RE NOT THAT HARD TO GET. 400 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,871 UH, YOU KNOW, LOOK, DANICA, YOU KNOW, I LIKE YOU AND ALL, 401 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,739 BUT MY REAL FEELINGS ARE FOR SOMEONE ELSE. 402 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,776 RUSTY, DON'T EVEN START. WHO'S THIS DORK? 403 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,279 KICK HIS BUTT, DANNY. WHAT? 404 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,247 KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? 405 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,250 * IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU GO CRAZY * 406 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,252 [ GRUNTING ] 407 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,422 * WHOA-OH-OH-OH * YEAH, HEY 408 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:26,026 * AND I'D BE CRAZY NOT TO CARE 409 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,733 Terry Jr.: [ COUGHING, GAGGING ] 410 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,735 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE ] 411 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,071 YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN ON THIS SIDE OF VOMIT BEFORE. 412 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,839 JUST RELAX, DARLING. LET IT ALL OUT. 413 00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,174 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] FLUSH THOSE POUNDS AWAY. 414 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,675 UGH. 415 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,478 I AM SO SORRY, LULU. 416 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,480 WERE THEY ABLE TO PUT THE FIRE OUT? 417 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,517 YES, DARLING, BUT THAT MAN'S TOUPEE IS COMPLETELY RUINED. [ WATER RUNS ] 418 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,852 UGH. 419 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,854 I JUST REALLY WANTED TO HAVE SOME FUN. 420 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,357 OH, I KNOW, DARLING, AND THAT'S FINE. 421 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,993 BUT YOU CAN'T CRAM 10 YEARS INTO ONE NIGHT. 422 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,794 AND LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINK YOU MISSED OUT ON YOUR 20s, 423 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,030 AND MAYBE YOU DID. 424 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:06,133 AND SO WHAT? MAY I SUGGEST BABY STEPS? 425 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,434 THANK YOU, LULU. 426 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,768 AND I'M NOT TALKING METAPHORICALLY. 427 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,137 I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WALK SLOWLY, 428 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,304 YOU'RE GONNA END UP IN THE LOO AGAIN. 429 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,872 NO, NO, GOSH. YOU'RE FINE. YOU'RE FINE. 430 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,707 YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING, BUT YOU'RE FINE. 431 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,843 YOU'RE THE BEST. YES, I AM. OFF YOU GO. 432 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,345 I LOVE YOU. THERE SHE IS. [ CHUCKLES ] 433 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,946 WOW. 434 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,050 HERE. PUT THIS ON YOUR KISSER. 435 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,685 [ GRUNTS ] SO, YOU DONE NOW? 436 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:29,889 YEAH. LOOK, I GET IT. I GOT SMACKED BACK INTO REALITY. 437 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,191 THE UNIVERSE HAS A WAY OF DOING THAT. 438 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,560 AND THIS -- THIS BAD-BOY THING, 439 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,295 YOU GOT TO USE IT IN MODERATION. 440 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,863 OF COURSE, I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT 441 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:37,964 BEFORE YOU JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW, BUT YOU KNOW. 442 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,366 WAIT, WAIT. 443 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,302 CANNON, WAS THIS ALL ONE OF YOUR LESSONS? 444 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,238 I DON'T KNOW. WAS IT? 445 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,707 IS THIS RIGHT NOW ONE OF YOUR LESSONS? 446 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,409 YOU TELL ME. 447 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:53,313 I'M JUST GONNA GO CLEAN THE HOUSE. 448 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,982 [ SIGHS ] 449 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,250 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 450 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,685 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 451 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:07,360 WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS? 452 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,506 HEY. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? 453 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,609 RUSTY. BIG KID, BIG MISTAKE. 454 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,611 PRETTY MUCH GOT WHAT I DESERVED. 455 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,346 MOM, I'M SO SORRY, 456 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,249 AND I PROMISE, I WILL NOT MOUTH OFF TO YOU AGAIN. 457 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,918 OH, I AM SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK. 458 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,120 OW! 459 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,255 NOW, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY DIRTY HOUSE? 460 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,623 UH, WELL, THE CANNON AND I WORKED IT OUT. 461 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,891 I'VE GOT MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS, AND FRIDAYS. 462 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:42,629 AND ALSO, I EMBARRASSED MYSELF IN FRONT OF VANESSA AGAIN. 463 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,364 I GUESS WE'RE JUST NOT MEANT TO BE. 464 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,533 ANYWAYS, IF I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE I'M NOT 465 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,135 JUST TO GET NEAR HER, 466 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,637 I THINK IT'S THE UNIVERSE TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING. 467 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,106 HMM. ANYWAYS, I GOT TO GO GET READY FOR SCHOOL. 468 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,342 I LOVE YOU, MOM. 469 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,712 [ SIGHS ] 470 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,781 I LOVE YOU, TOO, BUD. 471 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,383 HEY. 472 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,651 HEY. 473 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,887 YOU SMELL LIKE A RUG A CAMEL SLEEPS ON. 474 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,989 IT WAS A ROUGH NIGHT. YEAH. 475 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,491 HEY, HOW DID YOU CLEAN THIS HOUSE 476 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:15,128 AND TRANSFORM MY SON BACK INTO THIS SWEET BOY I LOVE? 477 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,330 WELL, UH, YOU KNOW, JUST A LITTLE CO-PARENTING. 478 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,331 HMM. 479 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:21,000 IT'S A GIFT. I'M GIFTED. 480 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,002 SO WE'RE FIGURING THIS THING OUT. 481 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,971 MAYBE I'LL GET IT A LITTLE BETTER THIS TIME. 482 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,006 HMM. AND BY THE WAY, I TOLD THE KID 483 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,309 THAT I WOULD CLEAN UP TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS. 484 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,611 AND JUST FOR A LITTLE HEADS-UP, 485 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:32,679 IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. 486 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,681 BYE-BYE. [ CHUCKLES ] 487 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,517 MWAH. SEE YOU AT PRACTICE. 488 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,752 I KNOW. 489 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,255 Terry Sr.: LIGHT IT UP, BILLY. 490 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,924 ALL RIGHT, BOYS. COME ON, EVERYBODY OUT. 491 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,126 LET'S GO. COME ON. HUSTLE UP. 492 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,330 ALL RIGHT. TIME TO GET BACK SOME OF OUR PRIDE. 493 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,832 WE'RE GONNA PRACTICE OUR BUTTS OFF TODAY 494 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:56,169 BECAUSE, ACCORDING TO THAT SCOREBOARD OVER THERE, 495 00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:59,172 YOU KNUCKLEHEADS LET THEM GET UP ON YOU 21-ZIP. 496 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:02,275 WE ARE NEVER GONNA SEE THAT SCORE AGAIN. 497 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,510 LET'S GO. 498 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:05,945 LET'S GO! 499 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,514 LET'S GO. LET'S HIT IT. 500 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,016 RUN AND PUT THE BATS DOWN. 501 00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,351 COME ON! COME ON! 502 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,320 PICK IT UP, DUDLEY. LET'S GO. 503 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,188 ATTABOY. 504 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,225 BALANCED. STAY BALANCED. 505 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,426 ALL RIGHT. 506 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,061 ALL RIGHT, HEY. 507 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,197 HUNTER, IT WON'T HURT YOU. 508 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,999 OW! ALL RIGHT, MAYBE A LITTLE. 509 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,704 HEY! HEY! HEY! 510 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,673 HEY! COME ON. 511 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,810 FIELD THAT BALL LIKE YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE. 512 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:38,878 OR NOT. 513 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,079 [ TAB POPS ] 514 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,581 CATCH IT! CATCH IT! 515 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:42,749 GOOD EYE. 516 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,152 I'LL GET IT! I'LL GET IT! 517 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,687 I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 518 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,696 HEY, METAL HEAD! 519 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,432 THROW ME ONE! 520 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:00,933 I'M NOT THAT GUY ANYMORE. 521 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,502 GOOD. 522 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:06,339 NOW, COME ON. THROW ME ONE. 523 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,342 ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M GONNA WARN YOU. 524 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,943 I HAVE BEEN PRACTICING. 525 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,451 [ BAT CRACKS ] 526 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,524 WHOA. WHOA. 527 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,125 WHAT? 528 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,295 HEY, VANESSA. 529 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,062 YOU EVER THINK OF PLAYING?