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[ ALARM BEEPING ]

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***

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[ THUD ]

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NO, MOM!

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DANNY,
WHERE'S THE ALARM?

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IT'S ON THE CHAIR.

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WE HAVE A CHAIR?

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[ TOILET FLUSHES ]

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[ DOOR CLOSES ]

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OHH!

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DO NOT GO IN THERE.
BUT I'VE GOT TO BRUSH
MY TEETH.

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NOTHING IN THAT BATHROOM GOES
IN YOUR MOUTH.

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NO.

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HEY! HEY, HEY!

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HEY, ROCKY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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DANNY AND I ARE LIVING
ON TOP OF EACH OTHER.

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I DON'T GET WHY YOU SLEEP
IN THE GUEST ROOM

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WHEN YOU HAVE
A PERFECTLY GOOD MASTER BEDROOM.

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WE NEED THE EXTRA BATHROOM.
UNLOCK THIS DOOR.

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IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
THIS ROOM IS A DISASTER.

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THERE'S NOT EVEN A SEAT
FOR THE CRAPPER, OKAY?

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SO ONE WILL HAVE TO DO.
IT WON'T DO.

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HAZMAT SUITS CAN'T PROTECT US
FROM WHAT YOU DROP.

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IT'S HORRIFYING.

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IT'S LIKE YOU TOOK
A NUMBER THREE IN THERE.

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PLEASE TRY TO MAKE DO,
WON'T YOU?

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OH, GOD.
THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK.

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I HAVE TO FIND A JOB SO DANNY
AND I CAN MOVE OUT OF HERE.

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WELL,
THAT WOULD BE SWELL,

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'CAUSE THERE'S A HUGE DEMAND
FOR COLLEGE DROPOUTS NOWADAYS.

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THERE'S LOTS
THAT I COULD DO.

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I COULD SELL CARS.

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I DID IT FOR MY DUMB
EX-HUSBAND'S CAR DEALERSHIP,

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AND I WAS THE BEST ONE
ON THAT LOT.

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LOOK, YOU DO WHAT
YOU GOT TO DO.
OKAY.

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BUT WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT WORKED
OUT FOR YOU THE LAST TIME.

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YOU GOT DIVORCED
AND YOU MOVED IN HERE.

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WHERE YOU GONNA MOVE IN NEXT?
YOUR AUNT SYLVIA'S?

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SHE'S DEAD.

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WHO THE HELL WAS I TALKING TO
ON THE PHONE?

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[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
I'M GOING IN.

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* I'M BACK

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-- Captions by VITAC --

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* I'M BACK

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***

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OH, YEAH.

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YEAH, THAT'S A TEAM.

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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

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AND THIS...
OW!

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...IS JUST A BUNCH OF DUMB KIDS
WITH HATS.

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OW!

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HEY, WE HAVE THE FIELD.

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OH. HEY, UM,
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

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HOW AND WHAT?

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WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLY TEACH
THESE KIDS?

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I AM TEACHING THEM
HOW AN UNEMPLOYED,
DIVORCED SINGLE MOTHER

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WITH AN OLD TUMOR ATTACHED
TO HER CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING.

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THAT'S REALLY VERY NICE,
BUT, UH...

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WHY DON'T YOU TEACH THEM
HOW TO HIT?

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HERE, YOU DON'T TELL ME
WHAT TO DO.

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I AM THE MANAGER.
YOU'RE THE ASSISTANT.

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I'VE GOT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL. MM-HMM.
I CAN SEE THAT.

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AMIGO, DOWN!

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YOU'RE IN AMERICA ALREADY!
CANNON.

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I WAS BORN IN IRVINE,
YOU GRINGO.

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CANNON,
I'VE GOT THIS, OKAY?

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DONG! DONG!

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DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG!
STEP AND SPIN
AND STEP AND SPIN.

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DONGERANG!

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* OOH, YEAH

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YES, YOU GOT IT.

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DUDLEY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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* UH-HUH

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UGH.

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* OOH, YEAH

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* LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME,
LOOK AT ME, I'M A WINNER *

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* YOU'RE A WINNER
* IT'S JUST AS SIMPLE AS THAT

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* DON'T YOU AGREE,
DON'T YOU AGREE *
HEY, LADY, THAT WAS CLOSE!

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* DON'T YOU AGREE
THAT I'M A WINNER? *

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* YOU'RE A WINNER
* YOU JUST CAN'T ARGUE
WITH THAT *

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* LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME,
LOOK AT ME, I'M A WINNER *

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* YOU'RE A WINNER
* JUST AS SIMPLE AS THAT

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* NO, NO, NO

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GUYS, YOU ARE NEVER
GONNA GET A HIT

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IF YOU KEEP BAILING
OUT OF THE BATTER'S BOX.

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IT JUST SEEMS SAFER
OUTSIDE OF THE BATTER'S BOX.

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UGH.
YOU SCARED IN THAT BOX?

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I'M SCARED IN THAT BOX.
MIGHT AS WELL BE A COFFIN.

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ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
COME ON. EVERYBODY OUT.

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LET'S GO. COME ON.
HUSTLE UP. GATHER UP.

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GINGER BOYS, COME HERE.

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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.

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I WANT YOU TO FEEL
OVER HERE ON THIS SIDE
OF MY HEAD OVER HERE.

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YAY!
YAY!

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NO, DON'T RUB IT.
FEEL.

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UGH.

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IT FEELS LIKE CHUNKY...

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SOUP.

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Terry Sr.: LOOK, GUYS.

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I GOT BEANED THREE TIMES
IN MY MAJOR LEAGUE CAREER

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BY BIG LEAGUERS, RIGHT?

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SO I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF
THESE LITTLE DENTS IN MY HEAD.

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BUT LOOK AT ME. I'M FINE.
I'M PERFECTLY FINE.

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I JUST CAN'T TASTE VANILLA.
NO BIG DEAL, RIGHT?

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Terry Jr.:
HEY, GUYS. LOOK.

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THERE ARE MOMENTS
IN YOUR LIVES

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WHEN YOU HAVE TO CONQUER
YOUR FEARS.

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THAT'S WHERE WE ARE NOW.

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LOOK, BEING AFRAID OF GETTING
HIT BY THE BALL IS NORMAL.

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BUT EVEN IF IT DOES HIT YOU,
IT ONLY STINGS FOR A SECOND.

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RAY CHAPMAN WAS KILLED BY
THE YANKEES' PITCHER CARL MAYS.

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THAT WAS 100 YEARS AGO.

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SO WAS THE TITANIC.
YOU CRYING ABOUT THAT?

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I ALWAYS CRY
OVER THE TITANIC.

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WHY DIDN'T SHE HELP HIM
BACK INTO THAT RAFT?

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OH, POINT IS,
STAY IN THE BOX, OKAY?

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THE CANNON'S GONNA
FINISH UP PRACTICE.

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W-W-WHERE YOU GOING?

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I TOLD YOU.
I'M GETTING OUT OF THAT HOUSE.

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SO UNLESS YOU CLEAN UP
THAT ROOM,

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I'M GOING
TO LOOK FOR WORK.

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WELL, THAT'S JUST FINE.

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ALL RIGHT, GUYS. I GUESS WE'RE
GONNA RUN A BUNCH OF LAPS NOW.

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THANKS, UH, TO
COACH UNEMPLOYMENT OVER THERE.

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LET'S GO. LET'S HIT IT.
DROP THE BATS.

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DON'T JOG.
DON'T TROT. RUN!

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HERE COMES TERRY.
OH, HEY, TERRY.

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HMM?
IF YOU'RE,
UH, LOOKING FOR WORK,

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I'M NOT ONLY LEAGUE PRESIDENT
AND GOD TO ALL THESE COACHES.

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I ALSO OWN
A CONSTRUCTION COMPANY,

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WHICH WOULD BE PERFECT WORK
FOR YOU.

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YOU GOT TO WEAR A HARD HAT,
SO THAT HAIR WON'T BE A PROBLEM.

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AND YOU ALREADY HAVE
JUST A FILTHY, HOT MOUTH.

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I'D RATHER HAVE BIRD FLU
THAN WORK FOR YOU.
WHAT?

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I'D RATHER HAVE AN INDEX FINGER
SIX FEET LONG THAT NEVER BENDS.

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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

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I'D RATHER SHOW YOU
WHERE MY TATTOO IS.
FILTHY.

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NEVER --
THAT'S THE POINT.

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OH, MAN.

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Terry Jr.: I MEAN, LOOK.

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I KNOW IT'S ONLY ONE JOB,
BUT TECHNICALLY IT IS A RéSUMé.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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HELLO?

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HMM. OKAY.

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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

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WOW.

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[ HORN HONKS ]
[ SIGHS ]

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UGH. THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO
IS SELL CARS AGAIN.

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[ SIGHS ]
SCREW IT.

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Woman over P.A.:
CUSTOMER PARKER TO FINANCING.

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CUSTOMER PARKER TO FINANCING,
PLEASE.

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[ KEYS JINGLE ]

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Terry Sr.: HEY!

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I WASN'T --
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS KEY,
SHERLOCK?

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UH, IT WAS --
I TOLD YOU
THIS ROOM WAS OFF LIMITS.

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WHAT DID YOU SEE?
I SAW --

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YOU SAW NOTHING.

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YOU SAW
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

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HERE.
MM-HMM.

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DON'T SAY A WORD
TO YOUR MOTHER.

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20 BUCKS?

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CUTE. HERE'S $40.

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JUST SO THAT WE'RE CLEAR.
WE'RE NOT.

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STAY OUT OF THE ROOM
AND ZIP IT, OKAY?

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BYE.
OKAY.

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MM-HMM.

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ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

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THIS IS IMPRESSIVE.
DAMN RIGHT.

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YEAH.
I HAVE SOLD CARS TO ALL OF
THOSE CELEBRITIES IN MICHIGAN,

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HOME OF THE BIG THREE.

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BIG THREE.
SEE? YOU KNOW.

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YEAH, I'VE HEARD OF IT.
YEAH.

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I'M TOUGH,
AND I CAN TALK.

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LIKE FAT GUYS AND WATER SLIDES,
IT IS A LETHAL BLEND, ERIC.

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YOU'RE ALSO HOT.
MM.

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OKAY.
JOB IS YOURS IF YOU WANT IT.

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CONGRATULATIONS.

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MM-HMM. GREAT.

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I'M GONNA GO GET YOU
SOME START PAPERWORK

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YOU CAN TAKE WITH YOU,
OKAY, MARY?

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TERRY.

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Eric: HEY, GUYS!
YOU GOT TO MEET THIS CHICK!
MM.

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VODKA, VODKA, VODKA, VODKA,
VODKA, VODKA.

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OH, LULU,
I DO NOT WANT TO SELL CARS.

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OH, WHY NOT, DARLING?
EVERYBODY LOVES A CAR SALESMAN.

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NO. NO, THEY DON'T. IT'S LIKE
THE MOST UNIVERSALLY HATED JOB.

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NAZIS, CAR SALESMEN,
SERIAL KILLERS -- IN THAT ORDER.

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
TO A CAR DEALERSHIP?

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IT'S LIKE
SUCH A SEXIST ENVIRONMENT.

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WHAT? DARLING, YOU CAN HANDLE
THAT. YOU'RE VERY BUTCH.

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NOW, IF I WAS A MARTINI GLASS,
WHERE WOULD MY MAID PUT ME?

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I DON'T KNOW IF I'M BUTCH,

193
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BUT, YES, YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE RIGHT.

194
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I CAN DO
ANYTHING A MAN CAN DO.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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DARLING, IF YOU COULD,
THEN WE WOULD NOT BE TALKING

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BECAUSE YOU'RE YOUNG, BLOND,
AND DESPERATE,

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AND THAT'S MY SWEET SPOT.

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SEE, I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I'M
QUALIFIED TO DO ANYTHING ELSE.

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AND I HATED MYSELF
WHEN I SOLD CARS.

201
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I WAS COMPETITIVE
AND SUPERFICIAL AND EMPTY.

202
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EVERYBODY
HATES THEIR JOBS.

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THAT'S WHY THERE ARE
ALCOHOL SALESMEN, HMM?

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IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.

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COMMUTE, WORK,
AND MEDICATE.

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IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY,
AND IF THAT'S THE ONLY WAY

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YOU'RE GONNA GET
OUT OF THAT HOUSE,

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IF IT'S YOUR ONLY OPTION,
THEN TAKE THE JOB.

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HMM.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
YEAH.

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OH, YEAH.

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CANNONBALL.

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YEAH.

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WHY CAN'T YOU STAY
IN THE BATTER'S BOX?
WERE YOU ADOPTED?

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WHAT? NO.
I'M SCARED OF THE BALL.
WHY?

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BECAUSE WHEN A BASEBALL
HITS YOU,

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IT FEELS LIKE
A BASEBALL HITS YOU.

217
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THEN GET OUT OF THE WAY.
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M DOING

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BY STEPPING
OUT OF THE BATTER'S BOX.

219
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YEAH, BUT THEN YOU'LL
NEVER GET A HIT.
OR A CONCUSSION.

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LOOK, SOMEWAY, SOMEHOW,
I'M GONNA GET YOU TO
STAY IN THAT BOX.

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I MEAN, IF IT KILLS YOU.

222
00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:55,068
GOOD MORNING.
HEY, MOM. YOU LOOK NICE.

223
00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,670
THANK YOU.

224
00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,105
YEAH,
HOW'S THE JOB HUNT GOING?

225
00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,406
GREAT.
I GOT AN OFFER ALREADY.

226
00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:01,041
SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT
AND THEN TAKE OFF?

227
00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,510
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
YOU KNOW, IN MY DAY,

228
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,378
WHEN SOMEBODY GAVE YOU
SOMETHING COMPLETELY FREE,

229
00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:08,181
LIKE A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD,
YOU SAID, "THANK YOU."

230
00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,717
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THIS IS.

231
00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:12,753
THIS IS BECAUSE YOU WON'T
CLEAN OUT A ROOM.

232
00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,254
HELL, I WILL GO CLEAN IT OUT
FOR YOU.

233
00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,623
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY
BE IN THERE ANYWAY?

234
00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,858
IT'S FLOOR TO CEILING.
MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

235
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,359
NOW, I'M NOT
GONNA TELL YOU TWICE.

236
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,762
YOU STAY OUT OF THERE.
STAY OUT OF THERE.

237
00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:22,930
YOU JUST
SAID THAT TWICE.

238
00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,865
NO, IT WAS ONE EACH.
FINE.

239
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,067
REMEMBER, TODAY'S YOUR FIRST
PRACTICE ALONE WITH THE KIDS.

240
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,737
WORK ON KEEPING THEM
IN THE BOX. NOTHING CRAZY.

241
00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,371
WHAT AM I GONNA DO,
KIDNAP THEM?

242
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:35,943
IN THE VAN.
LET'S GO.

243
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,545
EVERYBODY PASS UP
YOUR PERMISSION SLIPS.

244
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,815
THESE PERMISSION SLIPS
ARE PRETTY VAGUE.

245
00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,416
IT LIMITS MY LIABILITY.

246
00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,252
IF YOU DON'T GET BACK IN
THIS VAN BY THE END OF THE DAY,

247
00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:46,386
IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.

248
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,889
THEN WHOSE PROBLEM IS IT?

249
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,224
YOUR PARENTS, SOCIETY, OBAMA.
I DON'T CARE.

250
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,259
JUST BUCKLE UP.

251
00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,734
* COME ON
[ GRUNTS ] DANG IT!

252
00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:03,236
[ LAUGHTER ]

253
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,973
IT'S DONE. OKAY?

254
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,075
HEY, HEY! I'M UP.

255
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,811
YOU TAKE ONE MORE STEP, AND I'LL
WEAR YOU LIKE A CHEAP SUIT.

256
00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,079
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE
THE WAY YOU LOOK.

257
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,180
I GUARANTEE IT.

258
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:17,685
HI. I'M TERRY.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

259
00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,788
Angel: THIS PLACE IS NO BUENO,
MR. THE CANNON.

260
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,455
MY UNCLE LIVES HERE.

261
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,524
Danny: COME ON.
HOW BAD COULD IT BE?

262
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,260
Michael:
HELLO? IT'S A PRISON.

263
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:30,497
Man on P.A.: IT'S SHIV AMNESTY
DAY. TURN IN YOUR SHIV...

264
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:33,834
ALL RIGHT, BOYS, THIS IS, UH, MY
COACH, AND HE'S THE WARDEN HERE.

265
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,837
AND HE, UH,
KIND OF RECRUITS

266
00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,272
AND TRAINS
THE VERY BEST BASEBALL PLAYERS

267
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:42,275
WHO HAVE COMMITTED FELONIES
THROUGHOUT THESE UNITED STATES.

268
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,610
AND PUERTO RICO.

269
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,345
AND GUAM.
AND GUAM.

270
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:48,481
YOU KNOW,
NOTHING WARMS MY HEART AS MUCH

271
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,684
THAN TO MEET
YOUNG BALLPLAYERS.

272
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:53,120
Prisoner: HEY, CHOW! TRADE
YOUR UNIFORM FOR A JUMPSUIT!

273
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,688
OH.

274
00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,356
NOW, I HEAR
THAT YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE

275
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,658
STAYING
IN THE BATTER'S BOX.

276
00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,961
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU
TO THREE KILLER BASEBALL PLAYERS

277
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,130
WHO ARE GOING TO HELP YOU.

278
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,166
SO YOU BOYS ARE HERE
BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID
OF A LITTLE BASEBALL?

279
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,367
HEY, CANNON,
YOU THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD --

280
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,303
SPEAK UP!
* MURDER

281
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,705
YOU KNOW
WHY THEY CALL ME BLADE?

282
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:14,274
BECAUSE YOU WERE
AN ICE SKATER?

283
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,409
* MURDER

284
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,653
* MURDE-R-R-R-R

285
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,655
CLOUDS MAKE ME ANGRY.

286
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,357
THAT MAKES NO SENSE.

287
00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:32,960
[ GRUNTING ]

288
00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:36,730
[ LAUGHS ]

289
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,065
OH, WE'RE DEAD.

290
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,733
* I WENT TO THE GRAVEYARD
LATE LAST NIGHT *

291
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,169
I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS.
[ SIGHS ]

292
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,504
WE WERE ABLE
TO GET YOU FINANCED.

293
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:48,041
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
WHAT'S MY RATE?
OH, IT'S A GREAT RATE.

294
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,176
YEAH, IT'LL KEEP
THOSE WEEKLY PAYMENTS

295
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,844
RIGHT WHERE
YOU WANTED THEM.

296
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,445
YOU KNOW,
I'M SO GLAD THAT I MET YOU.

297
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,181
I FEEL LIKE A LOT OF SALESMEN
JUST WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE

298
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,883
OF A SINGLE MOM.
UGH.

299
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,218
I'VE BEEN SAVING UP FOR THIS CAR
FOR, LIKE, 14 YEARS.

300
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,253
[ LAUGHS ]
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

301
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,756
THAT'S A LOT OF YEARS.

302
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,858
LOTS O' YEARS.

303
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,259
THAT'S WHY I NEED
A NEW CAR NOW

304
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,261
BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER ISABEL
LOVES GYMNASTICS

305
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,897
AND THOSE LESSONS COST
A FORTUNE.

306
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,698
[ LAUGHS ]

307
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,566
IT'S A LONG COMMUTE
TO NATIONALS.

308
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,868
AH, NUT BUG.

309
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,905
I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T DO THIS TO YOU.

310
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:21,374
AT THIS RATE, YOU'RE BUYING
A $15,000 CAR FOR $38,000.

311
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,943
OKAY, LISTEN TO ME.

312
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,477
Go to the lot
across the street.

313
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,046
Tell them
you won't pay more than 7%.

314
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,480
BE FIRM, AND BELIEVE ME,
THEY WILL TAKE THE DEAL.

315
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:30,117
OKAY? NOW RUN OUT OF HERE,
JENNIFER.

316
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,118
I said run!

317
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,519
OH. THANK YOU, TERRY.

318
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:38,625
HEY. HEY,
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

319
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,760
HOW DID YOU BLOW THAT?
SHE WAS A DUMB WOMAN.

320
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,395
THANK YOU, ERIC.

321
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,764
I AM NO LONGER CONFLICTED
ABOUT THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES.

322
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:45,899
HUH?

323
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,000
EH?
[ TRUNK SLAMS ]

324
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:50,237
BY THE WAY, I QUIT!

325
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,806
Eric: [ Muffled ] HEY!
WHERE YOU GOING, MARY?!

326
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,408
TERRY! IT'S TERRY!

327
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,411
TERRY? YOU THERE?

328
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,081
MAN, IT'S HOT IN HERE.
WHEW!

329
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,649
Terry Sr.:
WHEN YOU BAIL OUT OF THE BOX,

330
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,285
PRETTY SOON YOU'RE BAILING
OUT OF THE CLASSROOM.

331
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,821
AND THEN
YOU START SKIPPING SCHOOL.

332
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,958
AND THAT'S WHERE YOU HATCH YOUR
PLAN TO ROB THE LIQUOR STORE.

333
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,760
THEN YOU GET ALL HOPPED UP
WITH THAT MONEY ON GOOFBALLS

334
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,329
AND YOU WIND UP ON A BOAT,
NAKED,

335
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,764
WITH AN OWL AS YOUR FRIEND.

336
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,600
AND THE OWL IS
A SOLITARY CREATURE BY NATURE,

337
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,102
SO THAT'S NO FRIEND.

338
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,336
RIGHT! RIGHT!

339
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,404
NO FRIEND AT ALL.

340
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,507
WHEN YOU BAIL OUT ON A PITCH,
YOU'RE BAILING OUT ON YOUR TEAM.

341
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:31,611
YOU'RE BAILING OUT
ON YOUR DREAMS OR SOMETHING.

342
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,779
AM I CLEAR?

343
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:33,847
All: YES, CANNON.

344
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,048
AM I CLEAR?

345
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,216
All: YES, CANNON!

346
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,617
THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO HEAR.

347
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,620
ALL OF YOU BETTER STAY
IN THAT BATTER'S BOX,

348
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:44,291
OR YOU CAN STAY IN THAT SWEAT
BOX OVER THERE FOR A MONTH.

349
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,959
Prisoner:
[ Muffled ] STAY IN THE BOX!

350
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,461
BIKRAM YOGA IN PRISON?
VERY PROGRESSIVE.

351
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,230
WHO SAID BIKRAM YOGA?!

352
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,300
LOOK HERE. SENSELESS PAUL IS
GOING TO PITCH TO YOU -- HARD.

353
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,202
Angel:
WHY IS SILENT JULIO TALKING?

354
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,904
DONG!

355
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,472
IF YOU STEP OUT THAT BOX,
THEM DOGS IS NOT GONNA LIKE IT.

356
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,208
[ DOGS BARKING ]

357
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,916
***

358
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,956
[ BARKING CONTINUES ]

359
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,327
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

360
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,275
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

361
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,247
[ DOGS BARKING ]

362
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,915
CANNON,
WHAT SHOULD I DO?

363
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,416
HEY, WILL YOU COOL THESE DOGS
DOWN FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE?

364
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,417
COOL THEM DOWN. HEY.

365
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,253
COME HERE.

366
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,588
GIVE ME THIS.

367
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,357
YOU'VE DONE STUFF
MUCH SCARIER THAN THIS.

368
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,758
THINK ABOUT IT.

369
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,526
YOU LEFT MICHIGAN.
YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE THERE.

370
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,363
Y-Y-YOU CAME TO A NEW SCHOOL.
YOU TOOK CARE OF YOUR MOM.

371
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,865
YOU GET IN THERE ONE TIME --
ONE TIME --

372
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,768
AND I PROMISE YOU
YOU WILL NEVER BE AFRAID AGAIN.

373
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,471
YOU'LL WANT TO DO IT
1,000 TIMES. TRUST ME, PLEASE.

374
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,905
YOU'LL SEE.

375
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,675
ALL RIGHT? LET'S GO.

376
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,993
[ BAT CLINKS ]

377
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,894
HEY! DID --
DID HE GET A PIECE OF THAT?

378
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,662
WHAT?!
[ ALL CHEER ]

379
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,298
HE GOT A PIECE OF IT!

380
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,300
All: YEAH!

381
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,767
YOU GOT A PIECE OF IT,
MAN.

382
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,639
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

383
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:42,675
THAT'S A GREAT BUNCH OF BOYS
YOU GOT THERE, CANNON.

384
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,444
YEAH.

385
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,580
WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'VE GOT TO GO EXECUTE A GUY.

386
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,816
END TO A PERFECT DAY.

387
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,318
[ CHUCKLES ]
THANKS AGAIN, BUDDY.

388
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:52,319
THANK YOU.

389
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:56,356
***

390
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,667
Lulu: HMM, FIRST TIME I'M HERE,
WITH GOOD REASON. [ CHUCKLES ]

391
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,801
HI. I'M SORRY.

392
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,371
I JUST NEEDED A CHEAP BEER

393
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,774
TO CLEANSE MYSELF OF
THE DISGUSTING JOB I JUST QUIT.

394
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,544
NO, I WANT TO MAKE MY OWN MONEY
AT A JOB I FEEL GOOD ABOUT.

395
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,946
EH. FEMINIST. BLAH.

396
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,514
HELLO.
HELLO.

397
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,616
UH, CAN WE GET TWO SLICES
AND A PITCHER OF BEER?

398
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,951
OH, SORRY.
WE DON'T HAVE SLICES.

399
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,353
AND WE DON'T HAVE PITCHERS,
EITHER.

400
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,720
YOU KNOW THIS IS AMERICA,
RIGHT?

401
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,689
NO SLICES. ONLY PIES.

402
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,691
CAN I TALK TO YOUR MANAGER?
WE'LL JUST TAKE, UM...

403
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,893
A MEDIUM SAUSA--
UH, UH, GREAT.

404
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,562
YOU KNOW,
THE CANNON USED TO

405
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,697
BRING ME TO A PLACE LIKE THIS
WHEN I WAS YOUNG.

406
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,300
YEAH, WE'D HIT THE CAGE,
SHARE A SLICE.

407
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,802
HE'D DRINK FOUR PITCHERS
OF BEER, PUNCH A GUY,

408
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,304
AND WE'D TAKE THE BUS HOME.

409
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,639
HI.
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?

410
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:50,343
UH, YEAH. YOUR, UH,
NO-SLICE POLICY IS RIDICULOUS.

411
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,711
UH-HUH.

412
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,380
THIS SHOULD BE A PLACE
WHERE I CAN BRING MY KID

413
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,148
WHEN I JUST WANT TO SPEND
FIVE BUCKS

414
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,217
AND HAVE 10 GREAT MINUTES
WITH HIM.

415
00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:01,154
AND I KNOW HE'LL LEAVE HAPPY,
EVEN THOUGH THE SLICE WAS SO HOT

416
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,889
IT TOOK A LAYER OF SKIN OFF
HIS ROOF.

417
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,824
AND EVERYONE KNOWS PITCHERS ARE
EASIER TO SERVE, BY THE WAY.

418
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,193
LESS REFILLS.

419
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,827
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THOSE ARE REALLY GOOD IDEAS.

420
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,762
YEAH.
YOU SHOULD WORK HERE.

421
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,231
[ CHUCKLES ] RIGHT.

422
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,833
[ LAUGHS ] RIGHT.
WAIT. ARE YOU HIRING?

423
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,504
I TOOK A JOB --
NOT SELLING CARS.

424
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,706
WHOOP-DEE-FRIGGIN'-DO.

425
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,941
HEY, IF YOU WANT TO CHOOSE
A WEIRD MYSTERY ROOM

426
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:25,278
OVER ME AND DANNY,
GO RIGHT AHEAD.

427
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,183
ALL RIGHT, HUNTER, JUST --

428
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,619
JUST DO YOUR BEST
TO STAY IN THE BOX.

429
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,260
WOW. THAT WAS GREAT.

430
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,529
UH, NOW YOU JUST HAVE TO TRY
SWINGING THE BAT.

431
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,796
NO, THANKS.

432
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:47,033
BABY STEPS IT IS.

433
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,602
***

434
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,003
HUH.

435
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:09,822
HEY, YOU'RE STAYING
IN THE BOX.

436
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,424
HOLY COW!
YOU GUYS ARE DOING FANTASTIC.

437
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,959
WHAT DID YOU DO
YESTERDAY?

438
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,927
UH, WE SPENT SOME TIME
IN THE CAGE.

439
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,630
UH, HEY, ROOK!

440
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,232
[ SIGHS,
CLEARS THROAT ]

441
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,168
HEY, I HEARD YOU'RE GONNA BE
ROLLING IN THE DOUGH.

442
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,435
I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT THE DOUGH YOU NEED.

443
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:23,803
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE DOUGH
YOU KNEAD.

444
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:24,971
ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE?

445
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,573
HOMONYMS. BOOM.

446
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,641
IDIOT. BOOM.

447
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,310
HEY, THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK
TO THE GUY WHO REALLY LOVED

448
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,479
YOUR WHOLE
PITCHERS-AND-SLICES IDEA.

449
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,481
OH, NO.
OH, YEAH.

450
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,083
I OWN LINE DRIVE PIZZA

451
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,486
ALONG WITH A WHOLE LOT
OF OTHER BITCHING STUFF.

452
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,454
BUT IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE WORKING
FOR ME, IT'S FINE. JUST QUIT.

453
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,156
BUT THEN YOU'D
HAVE TO SHOW ME YOUR TATTOO.

454
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,957
I'D RATHER
HAVE IT SANDBLASTED OFF.

455
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,527
WHICH YOU CAN DO AT DICK'S
LASER HAIR REMOVAL CENTER.

456
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,263
WE ALSO DO TATTOOS.
BOOM.

457
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:54,133
I'LL SEE YOU
AT WORK. BOOM.

458
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,672
WHEN WE WENT TO THAT PRISON,
I WAS SCARED TO DEATH,

459
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,508
A-AND YOU HELPED ME
FACE MY FEAR.

460
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:06,112
AND NOW BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID
TO FACE WHAT'S IN THAT ROOM,

461
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,281
UH, MY MOM AND I
ARE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE OUT.

462
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:11,351
I DON'T WANT TO MOVE.
I LIKE LIVING WITH YOU.

463
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:14,287
I-I-I LIKE HAVING YOU
AS MY GRANDPA.

464
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,223
WHY?

465
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,691
ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN.

466
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,399
[ HOUSES' "BIG LIGHT" PLAYS ]

467
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:42,081
* I WAS STUCK IN THE GROUND,
TRYING TO COVER MY EYES *

468
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,420
* TRYING TO MOVE
ALL THIS LIGHT *

469
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:56,996
* I SPENT ALL NIGHT
TRYING TO REMEMBER YOUR FACE *

470
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,699
[ SIGHS ]

471
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:04,070
DAD,
YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME.

472
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,607
I, UH --
I FIXED THE, UH --

473
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,443
CLEANED UP THE --
YOU KNOW, THE BATHROOM.

474
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,379
MM.

475
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:20,353
SO, NOW, I MEAN,
THIS IS OUR HOUSE.

476
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,855
SO THERE'S NO MORE OF THAT
"I'M MOVING OUT" CRAP.

477
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,857
THAT'S DONE.

478
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,260
AND, UH, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU WANT TO WORK, FINE,

479
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:30,096
BUT DO NOT SETTLE,
OKAY?
I DIDN'T.

480
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:33,266
AND I'M GONNA KEEP WORKING
BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD.

481
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,401
AND WE NEED THE MONEY.

482
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,603
AND YOU CAN
BUY ME BEER.

483
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,438
YEAH,
AND BRING HOME FREE PIZZA.

484
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:41,474
PIZZAS.
I GOT MOODS, YOU KNOW?

485
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,310
SAUSAGE, SOMETIMES A PEPPERONI,
SOMETIMES A MUSHROOM.

486
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,412
OH, NOW HE'S GETTING GREEDY.
ALL RIGHT, PIZZAS. OKAY.

487
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,079
DID YOU PUT THE SEAT
ON THE TOILET YET?

488
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,581
ONE THING AT A TIME.

489
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,049
I HAPPEN TO BE WAITING
FOR A SALE, 'CAUSE, UH --

490
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,718
YOU'RE WAITING ON A SALE?
A TOILET SALE.

491
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,786
YOU'RE WAITING
ON A TOILET-SEAT SALE?

492
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,722
YEAH, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH THAT?
YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

493
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,296
Both: AGAIN! AGAIN!

494
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,565
NOW,
WHAT'S THIS LETTER?

495
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,066
PANTS?

496
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,669
GOOD GUESS. MOVING ON.

497
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,504
WHEN JOEY SAYS,
"STAND DOWN,"

498
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,773
YOU'RE HEARING,
"I DON'T LIKE YOU."

499
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,442
SO,
WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?
ARSON.

500
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:18,978
WHAT JOEY REALLY MEANS IS,
"I NEED SOME SPACE."

501
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,813
CAN OF PEAS?

502
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,651
I'LL KEEP THIS.
OKAY, THAT'S COOL.

503
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,453
#TotesBackTogether.

504
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,822
THERE'S A GOOD BOY!
WHO'S A GOOD BOY?

505
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:32,925
WHO'S A GOOD BOY?
WHO'S A GOOD BOY?

506
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,794
[ DOG BARKS ]