1 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:07,308 Terry Jr.: WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE? 2 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:08,742 YOU PROMISED YOURSELF 3 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:11,345 YOU'D NEVER LET BASEBALL INTO YOUR LIFE AGAIN. 4 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:22,690 COME ON, DAD! HIT IT OUT AND SEND THESE FREAKS HOME! 5 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,158 I'M GONNA TAKE YOU SO DEEP 6 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:25,993 YOU'RE GONNA BE MAKING ME BREAKFAST, BABY. 7 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,995 [ LAUGHS ] 8 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:31,031 -- Captions by VITAC -- 9 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:33,201 *** 10 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:42,410 [ LAUGHTER ] 11 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:52,953 Boy: YEAH! COME ON! 12 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,888 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 13 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:57,225 SO, BASEBALL, HUH? 14 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:58,426 HOLD ON. 15 00:00:58,459 --> 00:01:00,528 IS IT HIM? HMM? 16 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,530 DID MY FATHER, SIR DRINKS-A-LOT, GET IN YOUR EAR 17 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,198 AND TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE TO PLAY BASEBALL? 18 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:06,700 BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PLAY, 19 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,802 UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO. 20 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,971 MOM, THE CANNON DIDN'T SAY A WORD. 21 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:12,273 YOU WANT TO KNOW THE REASON? 22 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,209 HER. 23 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:16,310 OHH. 24 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:18,146 SHE GO TO YOUR NEW SCHOOL? 25 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:19,647 YEP. VANESSA. 26 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,282 AND SHE DIGS BALLPLAYERS. 27 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:22,783 YOU'RE DOING ALL THIS FOR A GIRL? 28 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:23,984 [ LAUGHS ] 29 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:25,619 AND, LOOK, I KNOW YOU HAVE PROBLEMS 30 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:28,889 WITH THE CANNON AND BASEBALL, BUT THINGS WILL BE OKAY. 31 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,125 THINGS ARE GONNA BE GREAT. I GOT A COUPLE OF JOB INTERVIEWS LINED UP. 32 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:33,060 WE'LL BE OUT OF HIS HOUSE IN NO TIME. 33 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,296 GOOD, 'CAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE A HOT VAN FULL OF MONKEY ASS. 34 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,397 [ LAUGHS ] Man over P.A.: PLAYERS TRYING OUT, 35 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,931 PLEASE REPORT TO THE FIELD. 36 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:39,066 PLAYERS TRYING OUT... OKAY, BUDDY, THAT'S YOU. 37 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,501 ...PLEASE REPORT TO THE FIELD. 38 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:41,902 NOW, YOU JUST GO OUT THERE AND HAVE FUN, OKAY? 39 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,571 JUST HAVE FUN. 40 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:44,972 Terry Sr.: COME HERE, KID. 41 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:46,640 NOW -- NOW, LISTEN TO ME. 42 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:48,242 WHEN YOU GET YOUR SHOT TO PITCH, 43 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:49,910 YOU FIRE IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN 44 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,413 AND HIT THAT FIRST KID SQUARE RIGHT IN THE FACE. 45 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,148 YOU'LL SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ALL OF THEM. 46 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,649 NO! [ Laughing ] NO. 47 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,351 NO, LET'S NOT HIT ANY KIDS IN THE FACE, OKAY? 48 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:58,852 GO HAVE FUN, BUD. GO. 49 00:01:58,886 --> 00:01:59,953 YO. 50 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,791 DON'T DO THAT. 51 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:05,593 WHY NOT? 52 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,428 YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU HIT THAT KID IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD 53 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,430 AND THEY HAD TO PUT ONE OF THEM GIANT FRANKENSTEIN SHOES ON HIM 54 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:10,864 SO HE COULD GET HIS BALANCE BACK? 55 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,032 I WAS 9. 56 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:13,601 I THREW THAT PITCH 57 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,969 BECAUSE YOU PROMISED ME ICE CREAM AND A PONY. 58 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,971 WELL, HOW BIG A SUCKER COULD YOU BE? HOW BIG? 59 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:19,540 WHERE THE HELL WAS I GONNA GET A PONY? 60 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,110 I DO REMEMBER THAT YOU THREW SIX PERFECT GAMES THAT YEAR, 61 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,445 AND WE WENT TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP. MM-HMM. 62 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,979 YEP, AND I REMEMBER YOU 63 00:02:26,013 --> 00:02:27,981 PEEING ON HOME PLATE IN PROTEST AFTER WE LOST. 64 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,983 THE GUY WAS OUT BY 10 FEET! 65 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:31,952 AND THAT'S THE WAY I PROTEST. 66 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,522 EXACTLY. SANE PEOPLE ARGUE THAT CALL. 67 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:38,025 THEY DON'T PULL OUT THEIR JUNK IN FRONT OF LITTLE KIDS. 68 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,893 HE WAS OUT! 69 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:41,195 [ GROANS ] 70 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:44,198 I MEAN, WHAT DON'T YOU GET?! 71 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,401 HI. HELLO. 72 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:49,403 NOT YOU. 73 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:53,407 [ SIGHS ] OH, COME ON, BUDDY. 74 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:55,209 YOU CAN DO THIS. YOU CAN DO THIS. 75 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,579 OH, GOD. 76 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,848 THE KID STINKS. YOU STINK! 77 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,950 OKAY, HONEY, THROW IT OVERHAND, THROW IT OVERHAND. 78 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:06,687 [ GROANS ] 79 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,689 HE'S GONNA BE FINE. [ CHUCKLES ] 80 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:11,158 HERE. 81 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,227 GO AHEAD. IT'S JUST TEQUILA. 82 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:17,998 OHH. 83 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,500 USUALLY I'M A SCOTCH GIRL. 84 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,901 OH, SCOTCH? I'VE GOT SCOTCH. 85 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,070 ROCKS? UH, NO, THANK YOU. 86 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,538 OKAY. 87 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:26,039 HELLO, THERE. HI. 88 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,941 I'M LULU. HI. I'M TERRY. 89 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,377 MY BOY AND I JUST MOVED HERE FROM MICHIGAN. 90 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:31,412 OH, I LOVE CANADA. [ LAUGHS ] 91 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:33,080 IT'S NOT IN -- I LOVE IT. 92 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,682 I LOVE IT. YEAH, OKAY. 93 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,350 SO, WHICH ONE'S YOURS? 94 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:38,952 OH, UM, HIM OVER THERE. THAT'S MICHAEL. 95 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,254 IS HE...DANCING? 96 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:42,356 YES. HE'S SO GAY. 97 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:43,757 * BALL 98 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,859 JUST LIKE HIS FATHER. YOUR HUSBAND'S GAY? 99 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:49,096 DEAD. DIED...BEHIND ME. 100 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:52,266 YEAH, PRODUCED MOVIES, LEFT ME MILLIONS -- 101 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:55,269 SILVER LINING! [ LAUGHS ] 102 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:57,104 SO, ANYWAY, TELL ME ABOUT YOU. 103 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:59,540 OH, UH, WELL, LET'S SEE. UM, MESSY DIVORCE. 104 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,575 OH. LOST EVERYTHING. 105 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:04,244 UH, LIVING WITH MY FATHER, WHO CRIPPLED ME EMOTIONALLY. 106 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:06,614 SILVER LINING! [ LAUGHS ] YOU'RE FUNNY. 107 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:10,050 OKAY, LOOK, HERE'S THE DEAL. OKAY. 108 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,785 SO, THEY ARE THE SMARMY ARMY. 109 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:14,422 THE ONE IN BLUE IS DICK SLINGBAUGH. 110 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:17,090 LEAGUE PRESIDENT. RECENTLY DIVORCED. 111 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:19,593 AND RUMOR HAS IT HE'S CARRYING QUITE THE BAT DOWN THERE. MM. 112 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:22,430 "OLD HICKORY" I CA-- THEY CALL IT. 113 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:26,066 LIKE THE BAT. [ LAUGHS ] YEAH, I UNDERSTAND. 114 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,168 OH, DARLING, LOOK. YOUR BOY, HE'S UP. 115 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:30,638 OH, GOD. COME ON, CATCH IT. 116 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,441 [ SIGHS ] WOW. THAT KID SCREAMS "SINGLE MOM." 117 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,776 I WISH I WAS 12 SO I COULD PUNCH THAT KID. 118 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,411 [ LAUGHTER ] COME ON, GUYS, 119 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:39,112 WE'RE HERE TO BUILD THESE KIDS UP, NOT TEAR THEM DOWN. 120 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:41,181 SHUT UP, STAN. DON'T MAKE ME USE MY BELT. 121 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,850 WHAT KIND OF A PARENT LETS THEIR KID COME OUT HERE 122 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,352 AND EMBARRASS HIMSELF LIKE THAT? 123 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:46,987 THE ONLY THING THAT KID'S GONNA CATCH IS A BEATING. 124 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,856 [ LAUGHTER ] 125 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:51,359 AAH! 126 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:53,193 OW! AAH! MAN, WHO THREW THAT?! 127 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:54,995 WAS THAT YOU, FRECKLES? 128 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,101 YOU HAVE ISSUES. HMM. 129 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,404 WE'RE GONNA BE GREAT FRIENDS. MM-HMM. 130 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:09,276 [ BURPS ] 131 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,779 HEY, UM, EMPTY. 132 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,448 HMM? OH. 133 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,283 WHAT AM I DOING? 134 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,285 I AM NOT YOUR 10-YEAR-OLD WAITRESS ANYMORE. 135 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,387 GET IT YOURSELF. 136 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:20,821 WOULD YOU, UH -- 137 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,490 WOULD YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE? 138 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:23,824 NO. LAST TIME I CLOSED MY EYES, YOU FARTED ON ME. 139 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,793 I AM SITTING DOWN. 140 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,795 COME ON, HONEY, JUST FOR A SECOND. NO. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 141 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,664 I'M NOT CLOSING -- PLEASE CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR A SECOND, PLEASE. 142 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,866 OKAY, NOW, WHAT DO YOU SEE? NOTHING. 143 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,402 AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU PAY HERE. 144 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:36,303 SO IF YOU AND THE KID WANT TO CONTINUE LIVING HERE, 145 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,205 YOU'LL START BEING A LITTLE NICER TO ME. 146 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:40,340 [ THUMPING IN DISTANCE ] WHAT IS THAT NOISE? 147 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:43,811 A RACCOON GOT CAUGHT IN THE WALL A COUPLE WEEKS AGO. 148 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,646 PROBABLY NOT DEAD YET. OKAY. 149 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,381 WHERE'S DANNY? WHO? 150 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:48,982 [ THUMPING CONTINUES ] 151 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,084 HEY, BUDDY. 152 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:53,220 WHATCHA DOIN'? WELL, THE CANNON SAID THAT 153 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:55,423 I HAVE TO THROW A THOUSAND OF THESE OR WE CAN'T LIVE HERE. 154 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:56,924 [ DOOR CLOSES ] A THOUSAND THROWS? 155 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,025 LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO HELP, 156 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,493 BUT PLEASE DON'T. 157 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:02,430 FIRST OF ALL, GET THAT TOILET THING OUT OF MY FACE. 158 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:05,098 SECOND OF ALL, DID YOU SEE THAT KID THROW? 159 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,667 HE'S GOT AN ARM LIKE A DUCK. 160 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,035 DUCKS DON'T HAVE ARMS. 161 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,003 PRECISELY MY POINT. 162 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,339 LOOK, I CAN TEACH THAT KID SOME THINGS. 163 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,341 OH, NO. NO TEACHING. 164 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,444 NO SCREWING HIM UP LIKE YOU DID ME. 165 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:18,712 I SCREWED YOU UP? YEAH. 166 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,681 HOW ABOUT WHEN I GOT MY FIRST PERIOD, HUH? 167 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,416 YOU TOLD ME TO "WALK IT OFF." 168 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,717 THERE WAS NO INTERNET THEN. 169 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:24,952 OR WHEN I LEFT FOR COLLEGE? 170 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,219 DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID TO ME THEN? 171 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:27,621 "TAKE THE DOG OR HE'LL DIE." 172 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:29,790 AFTER THAT. 173 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:33,293 YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULD SEE EVERY GAME I EVER PLAYED IN. 174 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:35,729 I WOULD LOOK UP IN THE STANDS. I NEVER SAW YOU ONCE. 175 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:40,033 DANNY IS NEVER GOING TO FEEL THAT, OKAY? 176 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:43,704 THE -- THE GANNON CURSE OF BEING A MINOR LEAGUER IN LIFE 177 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,973 WILL STOP WITH HIM -- I'LL MAKE SURE OF IT. 178 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,307 THAT IS FINE. 179 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:48,642 TELL YOU WHAT, GO, UH -- 180 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,644 GO GET DONNY AND I'LL APOLOGIZE TO HIM. 181 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:52,980 IT'S DANNY. WHATEVER. GO GET THE GUY. 182 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:55,315 GO GET HIM AND, UM, I WILL APOLOGIZE. 183 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,620 STILL A SUCKER. 184 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:01,455 HEY! HEY! 185 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:03,323 YOU GET BACK HERE! 186 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:05,459 20 BUCKS IF YOU CAN NAIL HIM. 187 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,161 I TOLD YOU HE SUCKS. 188 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,636 [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] 189 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:19,907 *** 190 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,309 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 191 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:24,177 HEY. 192 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:26,113 Y-YOU DROPPED THIS. THANKS. 193 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,815 I'M DANNY GANNON. 194 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,017 YOU WERE AT THE BASEBALL FIELD THE OTHER DAY. YEAH. 195 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,352 I'M GONNA BE PLAYING THIS YEAR. COOL. 196 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,187 YOU HAVE RIDICULOUSLY BROWN EYES. 197 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:35,823 [ LAUGHS ] 198 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,458 SHE'S MINE. YOU DON'T EVER TALK TO HER. YOU GOT IT? 199 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:41,128 DAVID, HE'S NEW. LEAVE HIM ALONE. 200 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,996 DID YOU KNOW THAT BULLYING AT OUR AGE 201 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:46,199 IS LINKED TO COMPENSATING FOR A SMALL PENIS? [ LAUGHS ] 202 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:47,835 LISTEN, FREAK, 203 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,837 I SEE YOU AROUND HER AGAIN, AND I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS. 204 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,672 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE'S NOT A THING YOU CAN DO -- 205 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:53,974 Boy: EW! 206 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:58,478 [ GRUNTS ] 207 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:01,815 YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER A-AND ME. 208 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,617 UGH! WEIRDO. 209 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:05,719 WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 210 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:07,387 THAT KID'S SCARED OF ME NOW. 211 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:10,524 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHY, BUT...HE IS. 212 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:13,326 YOU'RE WEIRD. I LIKE THAT. 213 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,662 SEE YA. 214 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:15,929 BYE. 215 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:26,006 RACCOON! LUNCH! 216 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:28,876 [ GRUNTS ] 217 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:30,377 HEY. 218 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:32,045 OH, OH. 219 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:34,081 COME HERE A SECOND. 220 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:37,885 WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOU? 221 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,386 I KISSED A BOY. 222 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,054 HERE WE GO. 223 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:43,023 YOU'RE NOT A PICCOLO PLAYER, ARE YOU? 224 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:44,524 CANNON, I'M NOT GAY. 225 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:47,160 A KID WAS PICKING ON ME, SO I THOUGHT KISSING HIM 226 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,696 WOULD FREAK HIM OUT AND THROW HIM OFF HIS GAME. 227 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:51,231 [ CHUCKLES ] I GET IT. 228 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,233 Both: YOU DO? ABSOLUTELY. 229 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:56,169 I ONCE BATTED AGAINST VIDA BLUE WITH MY JOHNSON OUT. 230 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,205 HE WALKED ME ON FOUR STRAIGHT PITCHES. [ LAUGHS ] 231 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:00,507 MY KID PUNCHED ME. 232 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,942 OKAY, YOU GET A PIPE OR A BRICK. 233 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,877 WHEN THE KID COMES AROUND THE CORNER... 234 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:04,945 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] ...YOU COME OUT AND YOU CRACK HIM. 235 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,614 NO! NO! [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 236 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:07,681 NO BRICKS. NO PIPES. 237 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:09,016 HELLO? 238 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,251 A BAG OF NICKELS. HUH? 239 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:14,788 LET ME SEE THAT. 240 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:17,290 IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. IT'S NOTHING. 241 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,892 GO GET THREE CANS OF BEER, 242 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:21,028 PUT ONE OF THEM COLD ONES RIGHT ON YOUR EYE, ALL RIGHT? 243 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,562 WHAT DO I DO WITH THE OTHER TWO? 244 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:24,264 HANDS. 245 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,365 Terry Jr.: NO BEER! 246 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,067 ICE. 247 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,237 WHAT'S WITH THE FACE? 248 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,872 PROBLEM WITH THE "SHE-GINA"? 249 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,707 WHAT? SOMETHING? 250 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,408 THAT WAS SOMEONE FROM THE LEAGUE. 251 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:37,077 YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE TEAM. 252 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,879 I'M REALLY SORRY, BUDDY. 253 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,280 Danny: WELL, THAT SUCKS. 254 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,949 NOW HOW AM I GONNA IMPRESS VANESSA? 255 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,651 MAYBE YOU STOP KISSING BOYS. 256 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,653 VANESSA'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO LEARN TO LOVE YOU 257 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:48,455 FOR YOUR BRILLIANT MIND AND YOUR BOYISH GOOD LOOKS. 258 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:51,424 WELL, I'M SCREWED. 259 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:52,893 GOD. 260 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,995 I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM. YOU'RE FULL OF CRAP. 261 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,563 WHAT?! YOU'RE RELIEVED. 262 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,565 NOW YOU DON'T HAVE ANY REASON TO GO TO THAT FIELD 263 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,233 OR BE AROUND THAT MISERABLE GAME. 264 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,568 BUT THAT KID WANTS TO BE OUT THERE, 265 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,403 AND YOU SHOULD FIX IT FOR HIM, OKAY? 266 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,073 WELL, RIGHT NOW, I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW, 267 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,641 SO BASEBALL WILL HAVE TO WAIT. 268 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:10,410 NO PROBLEM. I WILL FIX IT. 269 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,346 I'M GONNA GO DOWN TO THAT MEETING THEY GOT TONIGHT. 270 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,015 IT'S, UH, ONE OF THEM -- WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? 271 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,017 A LEAGUE ORIENTATION MEETING, 272 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,419 WHICH I WILL ATTEND, AND I WILL SPEAK FOR DONNY. 273 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,255 NO. NO. YOU'RE NOT GONNA GO DOWN THERE. 274 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,357 I WILL FIX THIS. 275 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,493 AND IT'S DANNY! [ DOOR OPENS ] 276 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,161 I REALLY WISH WE COULD HAVE TAKEN EVERY KID. 277 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:30,030 BUT WE JUST DON'T HAVE THE EQUIPMENT, THE UNIFORMS, 278 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:33,600 OR A COACH, SO...BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR. 279 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,802 [ CHUCKLES ] 280 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:35,936 GO. GO NOW. GO NOW. NOW. UM, YEAH. 281 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,671 UM, EXCUSE ME. HI, HI. 282 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:39,106 WHO MAKES THE FINAL DECISION 283 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,641 ABOUT WHICH KIDS MAKE THE LEAGUE? 284 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:44,845 UH, RIGHT HERE. THIS GUY. 285 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,513 [ LAUGHS ] WELL, UH, 286 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:49,016 I ONLY ASK BECAUSE IN GOOGLING YOU, 287 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:52,552 I FOUND OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN PLAY HIGH-SCHOOL BASEBALL. 288 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,054 Man: WELL... 289 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,389 YEAH, I, UH -- I PULLED MY GROIN MY JUNIOR YEAR, 290 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,225 AND THEN MY S-- WHAT AM I DOING? LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 291 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,728 LADY, I APOLOGIZE IF YOUR KID 292 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:03,063 WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE IT, OKAY, BUT THIS ISN'T SOCCER. 293 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,898 WE DON'T GIVE EVERY KID A TROPHY HERE. 294 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:07,400 AND BESIDES, WE DON'T HAVE THE EQUIPMENT OR A COACH. 295 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,237 SO THIS LITTLE WHATEVER THIS IS IS OVER. 296 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,639 UH, NO, I-I'LL PAY FOR ALL THE EQUIPMENT. 297 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,874 YEAH, I'LL PAY FOR EVERYTHING -- 298 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,709 MATS, TIGHTS, RIBBONS ON STICKS, 299 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,845 EVERYTHING -- THE WHOLE SHEBANG. 300 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,213 WELL, THANK YOU FOR THAT, CRAZY SPICE, 301 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,681 BUT WE STILL DON'T HAVE A COACH. 302 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:24,051 SO IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE? 303 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,587 I DIDN'T THINK SO. 304 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,922 [ SIGHS ] 305 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,924 OH, MY GOD. YOU KNOW WHAT? 306 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,593 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 307 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,595 I'LL COACH. 308 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,931 [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHS ] THAT'S A -- THAT'S A CUTE IDEA. 309 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,432 BUT THESE KIDS NEED A MAN 310 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:42,102 WHO UNDERSTANDS THEM AND THE GAME. 311 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,772 WELL, UNLIKE YOU, DICK, 312 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,439 I PLAYED IN HIGH SCHOOL, 313 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,541 AND THEN I WAS AN ALL-AMERICAN SOFTBALL PLAYER IN COLLEGE. 314 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:49,843 SO HOW ABOUT THIS? 315 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,179 YOU AND ME ON THE FIELD TOMORROW. 316 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,114 I THROW YOU ONE PITCH. 317 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:57,117 YOU HIT IT, YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME OR MY KID AGAIN. 318 00:11:57,150 --> 00:12:00,120 BUT YOU MISS IT, I GET TO COACH MY KID 319 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,722 AND ALL OF THE OTHER KIDS WHO DIDN'T MAKE YOUR LEAGUE. 320 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,357 [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN... 321 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,793 Lulu: OI! OI! 322 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,627 THERE'S A BET ON THE TABLE HERE. 323 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,130 SO I THINK THERE'S ONLY QUESTION LEFT, 324 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:13,200 AND THAT IS, ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE IT... 325 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,701 DICK? 326 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,137 OH, LADY, I'M MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE BOTH OF YOU ON. 327 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,875 WITH 15 MINUTES IN BETWEEN, MAYBE 20. 328 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,211 BUT, HEY -- 329 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,547 MAYBE 25 -- 330 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,950 YOU GOT YOURSELVES A BET. 331 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,491 IS THAT THE KID THAT HIT YOU? 332 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,827 Danny: YEAH. OKAY, LOOK. 333 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:40,961 HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO -- 334 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,295 YOU TAKE YOUR LIT CIGARETTE 335 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,563 AND YOU FLICK IT OVER HIS SHOULDER, SEE, 336 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,564 JUST LIKE THAT. 337 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,099 YOU TAKE THIS BAT, 338 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,634 AND YOU BASH HIS KNEES IN. 339 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,636 NO! I AM NOT HITTING A KID. 340 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,372 AND I DO NOT SMOKE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 341 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,577 Man: * UNGAWA! Men: * WAH! 342 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,947 * UNGAWA! * WAH! 343 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,614 * UNGAWA! * WAH! 344 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,783 * YOUR MAMA! * WHOA! 345 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,486 [ BEATBOXING ] 346 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,358 *** 347 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,037 *** 348 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,886 COME ON, DAD! SHUT UP! 349 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,793 AAH! 350 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,861 OHH! 351 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,696 [ GASPS ] THAT'S MY BOY! 352 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,032 HE DIDN'T HIT IT! WE HAVE A TEAM! WE HAVE A TEAM! 353 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,133 OH! 354 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,667 Terry Jr.: DIDN'T HIT IT. 355 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,870 * UNGAWA! * WAH! I'M FINE! 356 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,872 * UNGAWA! * WAH! SEE YOU ON THE FIELD, DICK. 357 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,007 * YOUR MAMA! * WHOA! Lulu: WELL DONE, TERRY! 358 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,080 [ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ] 359 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,515 HEY, I'M SORRY TO BUG YOU AT HOME, 360 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:09,816 BUT I KNOW YOU GUYS HAVE PRACTICE TOMORROW. 361 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,018 I WANTED TO GET YOU YOUR UNIFORMS. 362 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,352 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE THE ANGELS. 363 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,922 GREAT. HOW'S THE EYE? 364 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:18,025 OH, IT DOESN'T HURT. I HAVEN'T EVEN ICED IT. 365 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,359 WELL, I'M SORRY I THREW AT YOU, 366 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,094 BUT YOU WERE ACTING LIKE A JACKASS. 367 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,662 NO, HEY. I GET IT. 368 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,497 IT'S JUST LIKE THE LITTLE GIRLS IN THE SCHOOLYARD 369 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,100 WHEN THEY PUNCH YOU IN THE ARM 'CAUSE THEY THINK YOU'RE HOT. 370 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,435 IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT. 371 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,170 YOU KNOW, I LIKE YOUR LOOK. 372 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,005 A LOT OF GIRLS HAVE BEAUTY, BUT... 373 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,041 YOU'RE NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THAT. 374 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,508 YOU HAVE CHARACTER. 375 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,077 CHARACTER? HMM. YEAH. 376 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,745 IT'S LIKE YOUR CLOTHES. YOU DON'T -- 377 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,580 YOU DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY THINKS. HMM. 378 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:41,949 AND YOUR HAIR... 379 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,716 IT'S LIKE YOU WERE ANGRY WHEN YOU CUT IT. 380 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,918 [ SIGHS ] 381 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,753 THIS YOUR HOUSE? MM-HMM. 382 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,256 MAYBE YOU SHOULD INVITE ME IN SOMETIME FOR... 383 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,791 SOME BUGS. [ SIGHS ] 384 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,126 YOU SEE MY CAR? I DID. 385 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,228 BET IT'S A REAL HOOKER MAGNET. 386 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:59,866 WELL, LOOK, I JUST WANTED TO WISH YOU GUYS GOOD LUCK. 387 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,069 AND, UH, THE SLING SAYS GOOD NIGHT. 388 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,141 [ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ] 389 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,542 [ DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE ] 390 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,877 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES, ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 391 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,046 THE "ANGLES"? 392 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,815 WHAT A DOUCHE. 393 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,584 I AM THE ONE THEY CALL "DONG." 394 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,321 Both: WE COME FROM THE SAME EGG. 395 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,590 FIRE IS THE ONLY THING THAT LOVES ME. 396 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,792 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 397 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:26,926 I SUCK. 398 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,895 * I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK, BABY 399 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,630 * I WAS BORN THIS WAY 400 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,798 ARE YOU A LESBIAN? 401 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,300 YOU LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN. 402 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,634 I KILLED A WOLF. 403 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,303 OKAY, UH... 404 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,605 A COUPLE OF THINGS I WANT US TO FOCUS ON. 405 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:42,742 NUMBER ONE -- GOT TO WEAR YOUR SHOES ALL THE TIME. 406 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,144 EVEN IN THE BATHROOM? 407 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,578 TWO -- AND I CAN'T BELIEVE 408 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,314 I EVEN HAVE TO ADDRESS THIS -- 409 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:50,617 UH, THE CUPS YOU WEAR ARE NOT FOR DRINKING. 410 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,120 Both: THEN THEY SHOULD CALL THEM SOMETHING ELSE. 411 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,788 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? 412 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,124 THESE JERSEYS SUCK. 413 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,126 WHAT THE HELL'S AN "ANGLE," ANYWAY? 414 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,329 I WILL TELL YOU WHAT THE ANGLES ARE. 415 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,664 THEY'RE MISFITS. 416 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,000 THEY DON'T ALWAYS FIT IN. 417 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,336 [ CAN OPENS ] JUST LIKE ALL OF US. 418 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,870 Terry Sr.: WHAT A BUNCH OF CRAP. 419 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,341 HEY, IT'S SANTA. 420 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,610 [ LAUGHTER ] GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE. 421 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,112 WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE YOU'RE FEEDING THESE KIDS? 422 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,947 "OH, JUST TRY YOUR BEST." 423 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,451 LOOK, TELL THEM THAT BASEBALL IS NOT JUST A GAME -- 424 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,187 THAT IT'S, UH, LIFE LESSONS. [ SCOFFS ] 425 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,788 TEACH THEM WHAT I TAUGHT YOU. 426 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,857 I AM NOT DOING THIS HERE. 427 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:35,195 OKAY, SO, BASEBALL IS... 428 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,797 BASEBALL IS WHAT? 429 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,732 BASEBALL IS... 430 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,201 WHAT IS IT? COME ON. 431 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:44,037 IT'S OKAY, MOM. LET IT OUT. 432 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,239 I JUST LET IT OUT. 433 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,144 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT BASEBALL REALLY IS? 434 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:54,147 BASEBALL... 435 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,816 IS A LITTLE BLOND GIRL WHO LOSES HER MOTHER 436 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,485 AND THEN HAS TO GO TO MEXICO WITH HER FATHER 437 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,153 TO WATCH HIM COACH AND THEN DISAPPEAR 438 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,322 SO THAT SHE HAS TO LIVE WITH THE PARROT MASCOT, 439 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,557 NEVER KNOWING IF HE WAS COMING BACK FOR HER! 440 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,359 I TOLD YOU I WAS IN JAIL! 441 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:09,196 AND BASEBALL IS NEVER GOING TO THE PROM 442 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,265 BECAUSE THE BOY YOU LIKE MYSTERIOUSLY GETS HIT BY A CAR 443 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,433 ON THE WAY TO PICK YOU UP. 444 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,935 AND BASEBALL IS MARRYING A MAN 445 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,704 WHO CHEATS WITH A DENTAL HYGIENIST 446 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,273 AND BLAMES IT ON YOU BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T GET A BOOB JOB! 447 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,575 I LIKE YOUR BOOBS. THANK YOU, OWEN! 448 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:26,246 WELL, IF I DID SUCH A BAD, BAD JOB, 449 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,115 WHY DID YOU COME HOME? 450 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,783 AND IF BASEBALL DID ALL THAT HORRIBLE STUFF TO YOU, 451 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:31,918 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING COACHING? 452 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,052 WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? 453 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,754 I AM HOME 454 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,023 BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE. 455 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,692 AND I WANTED SOMETHING BETTER FOR DANNY. 456 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,962 I AM COACHING BECAUSE NOBODY WANTED THESE KIDS. 457 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:47,134 AND I KNOW HOW THAT FEELS. 458 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,802 PEOPLE... 459 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,639 PEOPLE ARE GONNA CALL YOU... 460 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,408 WEIRD AND CREEPY... 461 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,377 AND FOREIGN... 462 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,479 AND GA-- FEMININE AND -- 463 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,149 HEY, DON'T FORGET "FAT." 464 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,317 THAT KID LAYING THERE, THAT KID IS FAT. 465 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,085 REALLY? 466 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:10,257 SO WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT... IF, JUST ONE TIME, 467 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:13,092 YOU COULD TAKE ALL OF THE INSULTS 468 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,762 AND ALL OF THE BULLYING 469 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,465 AND YOU COULD JUST SHOVE IT RIGHT UP THEIR BUTTS? 470 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:21,100 I DO. I WANT TO SHOVE IT UP THEIR BUTTS. 471 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,135 All: YEAH. 472 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,270 WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS, 473 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,938 I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO DO THAT 474 00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:29,075 RIGHT HERE ON THIS FIELD. 475 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,944 NOW, ANGLES... ARE YOU WITH ME? 476 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,781 [ CHEERING ] TAKE THE FIELD! 477 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,150 OKAY, ANGLES, LET'S GET ONE. 478 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,920 AAH! 479 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,989 [ BAT CLINKS ] 480 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,059 [ BAT CLINKS ] 481 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,797 OHH! OHH! OW! 482 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,700 BUDDY? HEY, BUDDY, IS YOUR WIENER OKAY? 483 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:57,537 BUDDY? YOU COULDN'T MANAGE A LIQUOR STORE. 484 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,172 [ KIDS GROANING ] 485 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,343 Danny: MOM? 486 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,011 BACK HERE, BUD. 487 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,847 UM, THE CANNON WANTS TO KNOW WHEN DINNER WOULD BE READY. 488 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,717 [ SCOFFS ] TELL HIM AS SOON AS I GET MY CHILDHOOD BACK. 489 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:11,851 OKAY. 490 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,520 [ Chuckling ] NO. 491 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:16,823 STAY OUT HERE AND HELP ME LOOK FOR MY COLLEGE MITT. 492 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:23,896 MOM, WHAT ARE ALL THESE? 493 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,401 OH, THESE ARE VIDEOS. 494 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,778 OF ALL OF MY COLLEGE GAMES. 495 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,749 UM...HEY, BUD. 496 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,084 WHY DON'T YOU GO INSIDE? I'LL BE RIGHT IN, OKAY? 497 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:48,255 ALL RIGHT. 498 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:51,291 *** 499 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:58,097 THAT SON OF A BITCH. 500 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,602 [ SIGHS ] 501 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,179 I COULD USE SOME HELP WITH PRACTICE, 502 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,714 IF YOU'RE UP FOR IT. 503 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,553 YEAH, OKAY. UM... 504 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:21,954 I COULD BE MANAGER. 505 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,291 NO. 506 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:27,627 NO, YOU'LL HELP. 507 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,629 SO... 508 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:32,632 TUESDAYS AT 4:00. 509 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:33,933 GOOD NIGHT, DAD. 510 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,969 GOOD NIGHT, TERRY. 511 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,951 *** 512 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:59,125 [ DOOR OPENS ] 513 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:01,461 Man: HEY! STOP! 514 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,929 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! 515 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,897 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOU GEEK. 516 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:08,067 IF YOUR KID TOUCHES MY GRANDSON ONE MORE TIME, 517 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,569 I'M NOT COMING BACK FOR HIM. 518 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,237 I'M COMING BACK TO BEAT YOU LIKE A DRUM. 519 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,339 YOU GOT THAT? 520 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,773 I DON'T HAVE A KID! 521 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,482 IS THIS 4266 SOMERSET? 522 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,883 IT'S 4622! 523 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:32,825 NEVER MIND.