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AAH!

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SEE THIS?
DO YOU SEE IT?!

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MOVE! MAN DOWN!

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ALL RIGHT, GUYS, ANGLES,
LET'S SHAG SOME FLIES.

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Terry Jr.: YEAH,
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.

6
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WE HAD THREE INJURIES
JUST RUNNING OUT OF THE DUGOUT.

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WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO
DURING A GAME?

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THEY'RE GONNA DO
WHAT THEY ALWAYS DO --

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YELL "YOU GOT IT"
AND GET OUT OF THE WAY.

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COME ON, GIVE ME.

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I GOT IT!
I GOT IT!
I GOT IT!
I GOT IT!

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YOU GOT IT!
YOU GOT IT!
YOU GOT IT!
YOU GOT IT!

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YOU KNOW, DICK,
AS SAFETY OFFICER,

14
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IT REALLY MAKES ME HAPPY

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TO SEE YOUR LEAGUE
EMBRACING SAFETY.

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YEP.
JUST LIKE I'D LIKE
TO EMBRACE MY WIFE...

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IF SHE EVER COMES BACK.

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ANYWAY, HIGH MARKS
ALL ACROSS THE BOARD.

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THANK YOU, AND I'M SORRY
ABOUT EMMA, SHELDON,

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AND, UH, I'D LOVE
TO TAKE CREDIT

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FOR HOW SAFE IT IS OUT HERE,
BUT, YOU KNOW.

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AH, WHO ARE WE KIDDING?
THIS IS ALL ME.

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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WELL, PRACTICES HAVE REALLY BEEN
A PLEASURE TO WATCH.
YEP.

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BOY, IT'S MILES AHEAD
OF HOW IT WAS

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BEFORE YOU TOOK OVER
IN '09.

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YEAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT GOLDBERG KID LOST HIS HAND.

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MAN.
YOU'D THINK CHAIN LINK WOULD BE
A LITTLE MORE FORGIVING.

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ALL RIGHT, DONG.

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REMEMBER
WHAT WE PRACTICED NOW.

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SHADE YOUR EYES
WITH THE GLOVE,

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WATCH IT, CATCH IT.

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OKAY, CANNON. GOT IT.

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UH.

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[ MOANING ]

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* I'M BACK

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-- Captions by VITAC --

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* I'M BACK

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COME ON.
COME ON, BUDDY.

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WAKE UP.
YOU ALL RIGHT?

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HE'S DEAD.

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I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE.

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WE NEED A FIXER.

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NO, SEE?
SEE? HE'S NOT DEAD.

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THAT HEAD'S 10% BRAIN
AND 90%...SOMETHING ELSE.

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HERE, COME HERE.

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PUT THIS ON YOUR HEAD.

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
HANG ON.

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ARE YOU OFFERING
AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE

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TO A MINOR, CANNON,

51
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IN FRONT OF
OUR REGIONAL SAFETY OFFICER?

52
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AM I WEARING
CLOWN SHOES?

53
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THE PIÑATA ON THIS CAN
TURNED RED.

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THAT MEANS IT'S ICE-COLD.
YOU GET THAT?

55
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THAT IS
COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.

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WHERE'S YOUR MEDICAL BAG?
YEAH.

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MOVE! MAN DOWN!

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HEY, HEY. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY,
BUDDY. HERE.

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IT'S NOT HALF AS BAD
AS YESTERDAY.

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OR THE DAY BEFORE.

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OR THE TIME YOU ATE
THE ROSIN BAG.

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ANGLES, TAKE A LAP

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WHILE WE FIGURE
THIS THING OUT.

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YOU, SIR,
ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF TOUCH

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WITH THE SAFETY
OF THESE KIDS.

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YEP.
HE'S A HUMAN PIPE BOMB.

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I'VE BEEN SAYING IT
FOR WEEKS.

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AND WHO EXACTLY
ARE YOU?

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THIS IS SHELDON BICKELL.

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HE'S
THE REGIONAL SAFETY OFFICER.

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I KNEW, UH,
AN EMMA BICKELL.

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SHE WAS
A VERY UNHAPPY WOMAN.

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IT'S A COMMON NAME.

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WHAT I JUST SAW
WAS A BLATANT VIOLATION

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OF THE LEAGUE'S
SAFETY RULES.

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I'M GONNA HAVE TO
REPORT THIS.

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YES! YES!

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AND NOT TO DO YOUR JOB,
SHELDON,

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BUT I PERSONALLY WOULD RECOMMEND
THE FOUR-HOUR SAFETY SEMINAR.

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WHO ASKED YOU?

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AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

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SHE'S THE COACH,

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SO SHE SHOULD
HAVE TO GO, TOO.

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I WENT.

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OH, YOU DID, SHORT SHORTS?

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THEN WHY ARE YOUR KIDS

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STILL GETTING HIT
IN THE FACE WITH BALLS?

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I WILL KILL YOU.
NO, I'LL DO THAT.

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DICK, AS THE PRESIDENT OF
THE LEAGUE, YOU HAVE TO GO, TOO.

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YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS GUY.

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OH, COME ON, SHELDON!

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DANG IT!

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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
THAT, UH,

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I'LL SHOW UP
AT THIS THING ANYWAY?

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DO IT. DON'T DO IT.

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THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

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BUT IF YOU'RE AT THE GAME,

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THE ANGLES
ARE GONNA HAVE TO FORFEIT.

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YOU'D BE DOING THEM
A FAVOR.

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I WILL MAKE SURE
HE'S THERE.

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DO THAT.
I'LL BE THERE, TOO.

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I HAVE NO PLACE ELSE
TO GO.

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NOW, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU CAN MAKE ME DO ANYTHING?

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YOU HAVE TO GO.

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YOU'RE KEEPING THE KIDS
FROM PLAYING.

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JUST PRETEND YOU'RE AT HOME
NOT LISTENING TO ME.

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WHAT?

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HEY.
OH!

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IF YOU'RE WAITING
FOR MICHAEL,

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I'M PRETTY SURE HE RODE
HIS BIKE HOME WITH DANNY.

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OH, NO. NO, DARLING.

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I AM HERE
FOR THE KID HAND-OFF.

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YES, IT'S THE BEST
AND EASIEST WAY

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TO SPOT
THE NEWLY DIVORCED DADS.

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[ LAUGHS ] WOW.

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YOU ARE AN ANIMAL.

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OH, NO, DARLING.

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I'M A VERY SYMPATHETIC
LIONESS,

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ON THE PROWL FOR
AN EMOTIONALLY WOUNDED GAZELLE.

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[ CHUCKLES ]
OOH, YEAH, SEE,

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I LIKE HIM.

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HE KNOWS HOW TO SPOIL.

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LULU, ARE THERE ANY
THAT YOU DON'T LIKE?

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YES, DARLING.
I WILL NOT DO A PARENT

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WHO DRIVES A CAR THAT STARTS
WITH THE LETTER "H."

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OH, WELL, IT'S GOOD
TO HAVE STANDARDS.
MM-HMM.

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I WILL NEVER DATE
A MAN WITH A PERM --

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WAY TOO SELFISH.

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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

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[ SIGHS ]

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HEY. YOU OKAY?

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I'M FINE, COACH.

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JUST WAITING ON MY DAD.

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YOU WANT TO USE
MY CELLPHONE?

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IT'S OKAY.

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I CAN DO MY HOMEWORK
UNTIL HE GETS HERE.

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HE ALMOST NEVER FORGETS
TO PICK ME UP.

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SO, DO YOUR PARENTS
FORGET YOU SOMETIMES?

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IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE.

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THEY'RE REALLY BUSY.

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DON'T WORRY.
I ONLY LIVE A FEW MILES AWAY.

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IF IT GETS TOO DARK,
I CAN JUST WALK.

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OH, NO. NO, NO.

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I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT
BEING ALONE.

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I'LL STAY HERE
AND WAIT WITH YOU.

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SO, DO YOU LIKE
VIDEO GAMES?

147
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ARE YOU HITTING ON ME,
COACH?

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ALL RIGHT.

149
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WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

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HOLD IT. WHAT'D YOU BRING
THE FAT KID HOME FOR?

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I ONLY MADE FOOD
FOR 40.

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HIS NAME IS DUDLEY,
CANNON.

153
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THANK YOU, DANNY.

154
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HIS DAD DIDN'T SHOW,

155
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AND I WASN'T JUST GONNA
LEAVE HIM AT THE FIELD.

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I'M GONNA
TRY HIM AGAIN, OKAY?

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HEY, MOTHER TERESA.

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WHY DON'T YOU TRY
AND JUST TAKE HIM HOME?

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BECAUSE I KNOW
HOW SCARY IT CAN BE

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TO BE LEFT ALONE
IN AN EMPTY HOUSE AT NIGHT.

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WELL, I'D LIKE TO BE LEFT ALONE
IN AN EMPTY HOUSE AT NIGHT.

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WANT TO HEAR
A KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE?

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WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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KNOCK, KNOCK.

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KNOCK, KNOCK.

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KNOCK, KNOCK.
YOU KNOW, CANNON,

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IT'S GONNA BE A LOT EASIER
ON ALL OF US

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IF YOU JUST SAY
"WHO'S THERE?"

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KNOCK, KNOCK.

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YES, MR. DOUGLAS.
HE'S FINE.

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I...

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NO, I WILL NOT TELL YOUR SON

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THAT YOUR EX-WIFE IS THAT WORD,

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NOR WILL I TELL YOUR EX-WIFE
THAT SHE IS THAT WORD.

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YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS --
THIS CONVERSATION'S OVER.

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GOODBYE.

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HEY, TERRY.
THIS GUY HAS TO GO.

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HE JUST TOLD ME
15 KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES IN A MINUTE

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WHILE INHALING
A HALF A BOX OF CRACKERS,

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WHICH IS INCREDIBLE
AND DISGUSTING.

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WELL, DUDLEY
IS STAYING FOR DINNER.

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THAT OUGHT TO BE
A GREAT SHOW.

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DUDLEY, YOUR PARENTS
GOT THE SCHEDULES MIXED UP.

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YOUR DAD'S GETTING IN TOUCH
WITH YOUR MOM,

185
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BUT UNTIL THEN,
THIS IS YOUR HOUSE, OKAY?

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YES!

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UH, CAN I TAKE
TWO ICE-CREAM SANDWICHES

188
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AND STACK THEM
ON TOP OF EACH OTHER

189
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AND MAKE A DOUBLE-STUFFED
ICE-CREAM SANDWICH?

190
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IF THAT WILL MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER, SURE.

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YAY! NO RULES!

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TAKE THAT, CALORIE LOG.

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[ CHUCKLES ]
HMM. OKAY.

194
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IF FATTY WANTS TO STAY,
IT'S FINE.

195
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IF I FIND TEETH MARKS
IN MY EASY CHAIR -- DONE.

196
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OKAY, YOUR MOM
HAD AN EMERGENCY AT WORK,

197
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SO YOU'RE GONNA
STAY WITH US, OKAY?

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YOU COMFORTABLE, BUDDY?

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[ FARTS ]

200
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NOW I AM.

201
00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:06,726
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

202
00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,500
YOU GUYS HAVE MY PERMISSION
TO STAY UP

203
00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:09,899
AS LONG AS YOU LIKE, OKAY?

204
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THANKS, MOM-TERRY
AND BROTHER-DANNY.

205
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LET'S JUST STICK
TO OUR REGULAR NAMES.

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GOOD NIGHT.

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DANNY,
ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?

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IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE
I HAVE MUCH OF A CHOICE.

209
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HOW LONG HAVE YOUR PARENTS
BEEN DIVORCED?

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ABOUT A YEAR NOW.

211
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DOESN'T IT SUCK
HOW MUCH THEY STILL FIGHT?

212
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WELL...I DON'T KNOW.

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I MEAN, IT WASN'T REALLY
LIKE THAT FOR ME.

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MY MOM SEEMS
WAY HAPPIER NOW,

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AND I LIKE
THE WAY THINGS ARE.

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YOU LUCKED OUT.

217
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MY DAD USED TO TUCK ME
IN AT NIGHT

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AND GIVE ME SOMETHING
TO SNUGGLE WITH.

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I MISS THAT.

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IF I GIVE YOU MR. CUDDLES,
WILL YOU STOP TALKING?

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YES.

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[ FARTS ]

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[ SIGHS ]

224
00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,046
YOU KNOW WHAT?

225
00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,994
KEEP THE BEAR.

226
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Danny: UGH!

227
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DUDLEY KEPT ME UP
ALL NIGHT.

228
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I MEAN, HE COULD HAVE AT LEAST
AIMED HIMSELF TOWARDS THE WALL.

229
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I KNOW.
HE KEPT ME UP, TOO.

230
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HE WAS ROOTING THROUGH
THAT CUPBOARD.

231
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SOUNDED LIKE A GOAT
PLAYING THE DRUM SET.

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DUDLEY IS GOING THROUGH
A VERY DIFFICULT TIME, DAD.

233
00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,713
NEITHER ONE OF HIS PARENTS
ARE THERE FOR HIM.

234
00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:32,975
IMAGINE HOW HE FEELS.

235
00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,253
WELL, I CAN'T.

236
00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:36,221
HE ATE MY IMAGINATION.

237
00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,219
BE NICE.

238
00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,545
GOOD MORNING, DUDLEY.

239
00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,087
GOOD MORNING.

240
00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,691
I MADE YOU SOME EGGS...

241
00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,664
AND BACON.

242
00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,233
HEY, YOU JUST JACKED
MY BACON.

243
00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,700
NO MANNERS, NO BACON.

244
00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:50,829
YOU JUST MAKE SURE YOU GO
TO THAT SAFETY CLASS TODAY.

245
00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:51,874
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

246
00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:52,869
OH, THAT'S PROBABLY
YOUR MOM.

247
00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:53,930
HURRY AND FINISH UP,
BUD.

248
00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,937
KNOCK, KNOCK.

249
00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,199
I KNOW WHO'S THERE --

250
00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,067
MY BACON.

251
00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:01,206
TERRY, I AM SO SORRY
FOR THE MIX UP.

252
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,781
OH, IT'S NO PROBLEM.

253
00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,410
I JUST DON'T KNOW
HOW SAFE IT IS

254
00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:05,954
LEAVING HIM OUT
AT THE FIELD LIKE THAT.

255
00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:08,279
HIS FATHER TOLD ME THE NANNY
WAS GONNA PICK DUDLEY UP,

256
00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:11,215
BUT CHANCES ARE,
SHE'S IN PHOENIX WITH HIM.

257
00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,045
HEY, MOM.

258
00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:14,446
THERE'S MY BIG CAT.

259
00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,587
NOW, SAY THANKS
AND GET IN THE CAR.

260
00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,134
THANKS, COACH.
OF COURSE.

261
00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:19,428
ANYTIME, BUDDY.

262
00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,059
THANK YOU.

263
00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,804
MM-HMM.

264
00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,231
BYE.

265
00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,036
***

266
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,538
ALL RIGHT, WELCOME, COACHES.

267
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,609
OVER THE NEXT FOUR HOURS,

268
00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,939
WE ARE GOING TO COVER
ALL OF THE SAFETY PROCEDURES

269
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,414
MANDATED BY WEST LAKE TOWNSHIP.

270
00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,213
NOW, AS YOU CAN SEE,

271
00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,375
THANKS TO LAST NIGHT'S
ANGER-MANAGEMENT MEETING,

272
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,253
THEY'VE CLEARED OUT
ALL OF OUR CHAIRS.

273
00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:43,982
[ LAUGHS ]

274
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,987
I HAVE AN IDEA -- WHY DON'T WE
JUST CIRCLE IT ON UP

275
00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,289
AND HAVE A SEAT ON THE FLOOR?

276
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,660
COME ON, GUYS.

277
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:52,430
UH, MR. GANNON, WHY DON'T YOU
JOIN US HERE ON THE FLOOR?

278
00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,389
SEE, I-I-I LIVED
THROUGH THE '60s,

279
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,767
AND I HAVE NO INTEREST
WHATSOEVER IN EATING CURRY

280
00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:59,098
OR PASSING AROUND
THE PEACE PIPE

281
00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,572
OR PLAYING
"DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE."

282
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,840
I DON'T DO FLOORS,
SHELDON.

283
00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,641
FINE.

284
00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:06,973
LET'S BEGIN.

285
00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:10,837
WHAT IS SAFETY?

286
00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:16,779
SAFETY ALWAYS
FEELS EXCELLENT TOGETHER...

287
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,320
YAY!

288
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,524
M...

289
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,115
O...

290
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,027
R...

291
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,458
O-N --

292
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:29,263
MORON. YAY.

293
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:33,826
THAT MAN DOES NOT SPEAK
FOR MY LEAGUE, TO BE CLEAR.

294
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,937
FLAG ON THE PLAY.
THAT'S NOT SAFE SPEECH.

295
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,639
[ GRUNTS ]

296
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:42,181
***

297
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:44,039
HEY, DUDLEY.

298
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,477
WHAT A SURPRISE.

299
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,352
HEY, COACH MOM-TERRY.

300
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,820
UH, HEY, MOM, YOU KNOW,
CAN I TALK TO YOU REAL QUICK?

301
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,463
DUDLEY JUST KIND OF
FOLLOWED ME HOME.

302
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,058
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

303
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,060
HE JUST SEEMS
REALLY LONELY, YOU KNOW?

304
00:10:59,092 --> 00:10:59,992
OKAY.

305
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,857
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET ME TALK TO HIM ALONE.

306
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,095
ALL RIGHT.
THANKS.

307
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,303
HEY.

308
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,744
[ CLEARS THROAT ]

309
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,069
HOW'S IT GOING?

310
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,973
I'VE BEEN BETTER.

311
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,305
YEAH.

312
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,140
YEAH, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

313
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:19,375
AFTER MY MOM DIED, MY DAD WAS
HARDLY EVER THERE FOR ME.

314
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:22,022
I'M A GROWN-UP,
AND IT STILL HURTS.

315
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,349
BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW,
BUDDY,

316
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,993
YOUR PARENTS' DIVORCE
IS NOT YOUR FAULT.

317
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:29,989
I JUST WISH THINGS COULD
GO BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE.

318
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,463
THEY DON'T EVEN GO
TO MY GAMES ANYMORE.

319
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:34,727
BUT I DON'T BLAME THEM.

320
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,862
I MEAN, WHO WANTS TO SEE
A FAT KID

321
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,897
STRIKE OUT FIVE TIMES
IN A ROW?

322
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:45,241
***

323
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,042
[ GRUNTING ]

324
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:50,184
LET'S REMEMBER
OUR CPR TECHNIQUE, GENTLEMEN.

325
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,080
IT'S 30 COMPRESSIONS
AND 2 BREATHS.

326
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,283
PUCKER UP, SWEETHEART.
I JUST ATE A MEATBALL SANDWICH.

327
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,775
OH, COME ON!

328
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,117
I-I WANT
A DIFFERENT PARTNER!

329
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,051
AND I'D LIKE MY WIFE BACK.

330
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,887
UNRESPONSIVE!

331
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,962
[ GRUNTS ]
OHH!

332
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,031
HE'S BACK. HE'S BACK.

333
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,029
GOOD TEAMWORK, GUYS.
THANK YOU.

334
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:12,101
***

335
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,402
OH, UH -- UH, SHELDON,

336
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,644
I-I REALLY WANT
A DIFFERENT PARTNER THIS TIME.

337
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,869
CAN -- CAN I WORK WITH DENNIS
THIS TIME JUST --
HOLD IT. JUST A SECOND.

338
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,236
WHAT DO YOU THINK --
I'M A CRAZY PERSON?

339
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,943
DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE
FOR ONE SECOND

340
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,405
THAT I'D HIT YOU
WITH THIS BAT?

341
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,643
EXACTLY.
THE CANNON IS RIGHT.

342
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,607
LOOK, IF YOU SEE ANYONE
HOLDING A BASEBALL BAT,

343
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:29,046
YOU MAKE SURE THAT NO ONE
IS WITHIN 5 FEET

344
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,052
OF THAT PERSON'S
SAFETY BUBBLE.

345
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,724
TODAY WE'RE USING
WIFFLE-BALL BATS,

346
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:36,162
BUT THERE IS NO COMPARISON
TO THE PAIN OF WALKING HOME

347
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:39,659
AND SEEING THAT YOUR WIFE
HAS LEFT YOU FOR YOUR SISTER.

348
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,632
RIGHT,
BUT HE'S WITHIN 5 FEET OF MY --

349
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,401
AAH!

350
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,070
HE WAS IN MY BUBBLE.
DID YOU SEE THAT?

351
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,628
HE WAS IN MY BUBBLE.
[ GROANING ]

352
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,266
TRUST ME, DICK.

353
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,471
***

354
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,073
[ BEES BUZZING ]
AAH!

355
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,135
ALL RIGHT,
THIS EXERCISE WILL DEMONSTRATE

356
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,135
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
TO COMPLETELY TRUST

357
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,307
ONE OF YOUR COACHES.

358
00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,475
REMEMBER, IF YOUR KIDS
DON'T TRUST YOU,

359
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,153
THEY DON'T FEEL SAFE.

360
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,482
BOY, DENNIS,
I'M GLAD YOU'RE MY PARTNER.

361
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,647
I FEEL SAFE.

362
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,486
SO, WHERE ARE YOU FROM,
MAN?

363
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,127
IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD
YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING ME.

364
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:15,329
AND IF YOU'RE READY,
YOU CAN GO.

365
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,132
SLOW DOWN, DENNIS.

366
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,174
TALK TO ME, MAN.

367
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,928
[ SNIFFS ]
I SMELL COLOGNE.

368
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,127
NO. AAH!

369
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:24,798
***

370
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,968
WANT TO GO AGAIN, DICKIE?
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

371
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,277
THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT YOU
HAVING FUN TERRORIZING ME.

372
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,009
INSTEAD OF
BANGING ME AROUND,

373
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,154
YOU COULD HAVE USED THIS
OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN SOMETHING.

374
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:36,020
I DID. I-I LEARNED IT'S FUNNY
WHEN YOUR FACE HITS A DOOR.

375
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,179
YOU KNOW WHAT?

376
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:40,147
I CANNOT IMAGINE
GROWING UP WITH YOU AS MY DAD.

377
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,457
IT'S NO WONDER TERRY'S
A FRICKIN' DISASTER.

378
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,959
LISTEN,
YOU PIECE OF CRAP.
YEAH. COME ON. LET'S GO.

379
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,791
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HEY, GUYS.
GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

380
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,385
I WAS OVER HERE, YOU KNOW,

381
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,457
JUST TRYING TO GET
INTO MY SAFETY BUBBLE.

382
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,366
UGH, WOW.
AND THEN THIS GUY COMES
AND GETS IN MY FACE.

383
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,799
THAT OLD BASTARD
IS LYING TO YOU RIGHT NOW!

384
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,143
HE'S LYING!
SEE,
THAT IS HURT SPEECH.

385
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,069
YEAH.
AND I FEEL VERY UNSAFE.

386
00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,805
DICK, HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED
ANYTHING HERE?

387
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,809
NO!
GUESS NOT.

388
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,310
NO! NO, HE HASN'T.

389
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,542
AND I FORTUNATELY HAVE.

390
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:07,047
I MEAN, JUST COMING
TO THIS SAFETY SEMINAR,

391
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,980
I'VE LEARNED QUITE A BIT
ABOUT MYSELF.

392
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,176
I'VE LEARNED, YOU KNOW,

393
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,847
TO RESPECT AND ENJOY
MY TIME WITH THE KIDS.

394
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,986
[ CHUCKLES ]
AND, UH, ALSO, I...

395
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:18,562
I LEARNED I HAVE TO GET
DEEP INSIDE MYSELF,

396
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,161
YOU KNOW,
TO FIND A BETTER MAN,

397
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,233
SO THESE KIDS WON'T BE
F-FRIGHTENED OR SCARED.

398
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,403
WOW.
SO, WHAT I'M SAYING IS,

399
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:26,932
THANKS A LOT, SHELDON,

400
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,097
AND, UH...

401
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,835
[SIGHS] I GUESS
I'LL SEE YOU ON THE FIELD

402
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:30,939
FOR MY EVALUATION.

403
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,071
THANKS AGAIN.

404
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,035
LOOK AT THAT.
SOMEONE WAS LISTENING.

405
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,344
YOU HEAR THAT, DICK?
OH, I HEARD IT.

406
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,735
IT WORKS.
MM-HMM.

407
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,506
CANNON, WAY TO GO.
WAY TO GO, CANNON.

408
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,575
I'M GRANTING YOU PERMISSION
TO ENTER MY BUBBLE.

409
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,454
***

410
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,783
YEAH.

411
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:45,817
[ CHUCKLES ]

412
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,385
I MISS HER SO MUCH,
CANNON.

413
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,925
[ NO AUDIO ]

414
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,173
OH, MR. DOUGLAS,
IT WOULD JUST BE SO GREAT

415
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,941
IF YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND, TOOK
THE HIGH ROAD WITH YOUR WIFE,

416
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,700
AND JUST SHOWED UP
TO DUDLEY'S GAME.

417
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,937
I'M OUT OF WINGS
AND BLUE CHEESE.

418
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,475
I REALLY LOVE BLUE CHEESE.

419
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:12,049
CHELLE --
20 MORE, EXTRA BLUE.

420
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:12,979
LOOK AT THAT.
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.

421
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,383
AND THERE'LL BE MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM

422
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,624
IF YOU SHOW UP
TO THE GAME.

423
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,788
LOOK, IT'S NOT MY CUSTODY DAY.
I GOT PLANS.

424
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,548
ANYWAY, DO I REALLY
WANT TO BE IN THE STANDS

425
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,717
AND HAVE MY WIFE YELL AT ME

426
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,564
FOR TRYING TO BE HAPPY
FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE?

427
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,760
WHAT ABOUT YOUR SON?

428
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:25,931
DUDLEY KNOWS I LOVE HIM.

429
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,089
I DON'T THINK HE DOES.

430
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,557
HE NEEDS YOU THERE.

431
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,495
YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T TELL ME WHAT MY SON NEEDS.

432
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,871
CANCEL THE WINGS.
I LOST MY APPETITE.

433
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,002
OY.

434
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,967
ALL RIGHT, LULU.
PLAN "B."

435
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,177
DON'T WORRY, DARLING.
I'LL GET HIM THERE.

436
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:43,279
EXCUSE ME.

437
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,640
UM, SWEETHEART,

438
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,177
I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE
YOU DRIVE A JAGUAR.

439
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,021
COACH TERRY!

440
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,920
BOTH OF MY PARENTS
ARE HERE!

441
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,991
I'M GONNA GET A HIT TODAY!
I CAN JUST FEEL IT!

442
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:56,161
I KNOW YOU ARE, BUDDY.

443
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,689
THE DAY THAT KID
GETS A HIT --

444
00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,634
YOU SAY ONE NEGATIVE THING
ABOUT DUDLEY, SO HELP ME,

445
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,430
I WILL MAKE A COLOGNE-FLAVORED
POPSICLE OUT OF YOU

446
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,432
WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT.

447
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,963
IF YOU'D JUST
LET ME FINISH.

448
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,998
I WAS GONNA SAY THE DAY
THAT KID GETS A HIT

449
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,244
WOULD PROBABLY BE TODAY.

450
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,140
UM...

451
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,712
BUD?

452
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,640
STEPPING INTO YOUR BUBBLE.

453
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,445
I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT YOU'RE, UH...

454
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,648
YOU'RE A FANTASTIC PERSON.

455
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,120
AND, YOU KNOW...
GOOD THINGS.

456
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,120
SO, YOU -- Y-YOU FIND ME
AFTER THE GAME,

457
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,522
AND I'M GONNA PUT ONE OF
THOSE RAINBOW STICKERS
RIGHT ON YOUR HELMET.

458
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,794
WILL YOU PUT KITTY WHISKERS
ON MY FACE?

459
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,192
YEAH. YEAH.

460
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,785
YOU JUST FIND ME.

461
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,956
POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT,
SHEL.

462
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,895
KIDS NEED THAT.

463
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,570
SAFETY.

464
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,769
STEPPING OUT.

465
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:45,172
All: ONE, TWO, THREE --
CARDINALS!

466
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,205
***

467
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,179
GREAT.

468
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,878
EYE OF THE KITTY, BUDDY.

469
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,509
EYE OF THE KITTY.

470
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,184
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

471
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,653
GET YOUR FINGER
OUT OF MY FACE!
OH, NO.
OH, NO, NO, NO.

472
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,021
DON'T YOU WAVE
YOUR FINGER AT ME!
I'LL PUT MY FINGER WHEREVER...

473
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,819
UNBELIEVABLE.

474
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,820
LET'S GO, BUDDY.

475
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,551
***

476
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,025
YEAH!
YEAH!YEAH!
YEAH!

477
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,902
***

478
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,370
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

479
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:18,910
***

480
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:19,868
RUN!

481
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,436
COME ON! COME ON!

482
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,784
COME ON, BUDDY!

483
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:23,909
YOU'RE OUT!

484
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:24,913
[ SPECTATORS GROAN ]

485
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,554
HE'S NOT OUT!
COME ON, COACH.

486
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,279
THAT THROW BEAT YOUR KID'S FOOT
THERE BY A MILE.

487
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:29,915
I DON'T CARE
WHERE HIS FOOT WAS.

488
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,279
YEAH, BUT THAT'S KIND OF
THE WHOLE POINT.

489
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,288
NO, IT'S NOT THE POINT,
OKAY?

490
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:37,120
THESE -- THESE KIDS
NEED TO FEEL SAFE.

491
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,957
OKAY, THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE
TO GO THROUGH THIS ALONE.

492
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,291
YOU NEED TO BE THERE,
AND YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION.

493
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,598
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

494
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,099
I'M GONNA NEED YOU
TO GO BACK TO THE DUGOUT

495
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,431
AND TAKE WHATEVER IT IS

496
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,995
THAT YOUR DOCTOR
PRESCRIBED YOU.

497
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,038
DO YOU SEE THIS?

498
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,568
DO YOU SEE THIS?
DO YOU SEE IT?!

499
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,314
HIS FOOT TOUCHED THIS BAG.

500
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:56,140
THAT IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN
HE IS SAFE, OKAY?!

501
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,276
IN FACT, THIS SHOULD BE
THE SAFEST PLACE ON EARTH!

502
00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,751
IT DOESN'T WORK
LIKE THAT, LADY.

503
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,121
"LADY"?!

504
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,948
THAT IS EXACTLY
HOW IT WORKS!

505
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,986
BECAUSE THAT IS THE JOB
WE SIGNED UP FOR

506
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,261
AS PARENTS
AND AS COACHES, OKAY?!

507
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,091
LET'S GO.
UGH!

508
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,456
HEY, THAT WAS
A GREAT HIT TODAY, DUD.

509
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,425
GREAT JOB.
PROUD OF YOU.

510
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,074
YOU DIDN'T CALL ME
"FAT KID."

511
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,928
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
I WILL NEXT TIME.

512
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,567
GOOD HIT.

513
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,942
***

514
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,542
NO! NO!

515
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,112
[ GRUNTS ]

516
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,590
HEY.
HEY.

517
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,119
THAT LITTLE BLOWUP
YOU HAD TODAY,

518
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,024
UH, MADE ME REALLY PROUD,
JUNIOR.

519
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,415
[ CHUCKLES ]

520
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,657
I GUESS BABYING THE FAT KID
WOUND YOU UP A LITTLE, RIGHT?

521
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,964
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHY I WAS BABYING DUDLEY?

522
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,156
NO, NOT REALLY.

523
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,768
BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT HIM
TO FEEL ABANDONED

524
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,470
LIKE I DID
WHEN I WAS A KID.

525
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,042
"ABANDONED"?

526
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,539
WHO DID THAT?

527
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,311
WHAT DO YOU CALL
LEAVING A 10-YEAR-OLD

528
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,040
IN A MEXICAN HOTEL ROOM WITH
A STRANGE WOMAN FOR A MONTH?

529
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,135
CLUB MED?

530
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,648
LOOK...JUANITA --

531
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,380
SHE WAS A TERRIFIC LADY
AND -- AND A GREAT CARETAKER,

532
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,788
AND I WAS SURE
THAT YOU'D BE SAFE WITH HER.

533
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,160
UH, BY THE WAY, WHAT THE HECK
CAN I DO ABOUT IT NOW?

534
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:19,059
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME
LIKE THAT?

535
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,891
YOU KNOW,
MOM HAD JUST DIED.

536
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,897
YOU LEFT ME WITH
A COMPLETE STRANGER.

537
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,159
WHAT DID I DO?

538
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,397
NO.

539
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,403
YOU DID...

540
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,096
I MEAN,
YOU DID NOTHING.

541
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,042
YOU KNOW, WHEN MOM --

542
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:37,043
WHEN MOM DIED, I, UH...

543
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:41,076
I DID A LOT MORE
THAN JUST DRINK A LITTLE BIT.

544
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,053
UH...

545
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:46,492
I WAS A MESS.

546
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:50,419
SO I FIGURED, UH,
IF I LEFT YOU WITH, UH...

547
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,827
SOMEBODY I TRUSTED --
REALLY TRUSTED --

548
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:56,099
THAT YOU'D BE, YOU KNOW, A LOT
BETTER OFF THAN BEING WITH ME.

549
00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:00,997
I REALLY DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO SEE ME LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW?

550
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:04,503
AND, UH, SO I JUST THOUGHT
I DID, UH,

551
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,267
YOU KNOW,
THE BEST THAT I COULD.

552
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,084
YOU SURE DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING, HONEY.

553
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,808
I'M SORRY.

554
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,653
DAD.

555
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,086
[ SIGHS ]

556
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:24,688
***

557
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,434
WHERE DID YOU GO
WHEN YOU LEFT?

558
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:29,099
SOME MEXICAN
BETTY FORD KIND OF THING.

559
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,128
BUT YOU STILL DRINK.

560
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,062
WELL, IT WAS IN MEXICAN.

561
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:34,028
I MEAN, I-I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
ANYTHING THEY SAID.

562
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,136
[ LAUGHS ]

563
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,050
KNOCK, KNOCK.

564
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,678
KNOCK, KNOCK.

565
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:50,922
KNOCK, KNOCK.

566
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,824
KNOCK, KNOCK.

567
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,157
KNOCK, KNOCK.

568
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:57,989
KNOCK, KNOCK.

569
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,485
KNOCK, KNOCK.

570
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,134
KNOCK, KNOCK.

571
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,167
KNOCK, KNOCK.

572
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,944
KNOCK, KNOCK.

573
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,466
KNOCK, KNOCK.

574
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,674
KNOCK, KNOCK.

575
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:14,966
KNOCK, KNOCK.

576
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,437
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
KNOCK, KNOCK.

577
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,477
KNOCK, KNOCK.