1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,642 DUDLEY, ONE FOR THE BLEACHERS. 2 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:05,711 NO, NO, NO. 3 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,577 GINGER ONE -- COME ON. RIGHT DOWN THIRD BASE. 4 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:09,779 YOU CAN DO IT. 5 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,747 ANGEL, BUNT. DO SOMETHING. I DON'T CARE. 6 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,552 EXCELLENT. 7 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:22,157 FINALLY, I'M DONE. WE CAN GO HOME NOW. 8 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:24,830 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. NO. HOLD UP. 9 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,228 WE ARE GOING AROUND AGAIN. 10 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,500 WE'RE BATTING AROUND AGAIN. [ ALL GROAN ] 11 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:30,598 CANNON, WE'VE BEEN DOING BATTING PRACTICE FOR TWO HOURS. 12 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:32,601 RIGHT. I HAVE A BLISTER, 13 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:35,343 AND IT'S AFFECTING MY "AROUND THE WORLD" SNAP. 14 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,939 WELL, HERE'S TO YOUR "AROUND THE WORLD" SNAP. 15 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:38,340 WE'RE ALL GONNA BAT AGAIN 16 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,842 UNTIL ONE OF YOU HIT IT OUT OF THE INFIELD. 17 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,584 HIT THE OUTFIELD GRASS, JUST ONE OF YOU. 18 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:45,111 EVERY OTHER TEAM IN THE LEAGUE 19 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:46,846 IS PLAYING NINE GUYS IN THE INFIELD. 20 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:50,080 THEY'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOUR WEAKNESS. 21 00:00:50,118 --> 00:00:51,518 WELL, IT'S NOT GONNA BE LONG 22 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,192 BEFORE THEY JUST GO TO YOUR DUGOUT AND STEAL YOUR WOMEN. 23 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:54,361 WHAT WOMEN? 24 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,018 MY POINT EXACTLY. 25 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,426 NOW LET'S GO! 26 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,088 BATTER UP. TOP OF THE ORDER, WHOEVER THAT IS. 27 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,760 HEY, JUNIOR! 28 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,727 YOU WANT TO JOIN US OVER HERE OR WHAT? 29 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:08,266 I'M BUSY! 30 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:09,902 [ THE DONNAS' "YOU MAKE ME HOT" PLAYS ] 31 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:13,567 * STANDING OVER THERE, WAGGING YOUR HAIR * 32 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:16,637 * THERE'S SOMETHING THAT YOU DO * 33 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:21,421 * LONG AND LEAN, A ROCK-'N'-ROLL MACHINE * 34 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:24,249 * I JUST WANT TO GET WITH YOU 35 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,445 * COME ON, COME ON Lulu: THAT ASS IS SO HARD, 36 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,257 YOU COULD CRACK OTHER HARD ASSES OFF IT. * I'M TALKING TO YOU 37 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:29,989 CRACK, CRACK. * YOU MAKE ME HOT 38 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:33,093 * YOU MAKE ME HOT YEAH, BUT HE'S REALLY MORE MY SPEED. 39 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:34,797 * YOU MAKE ME HOT OH, REALLY? 40 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,458 * YOU MAKE ME HOT 41 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:37,627 OKAY. 42 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,095 [ SIGHS ] HMM. 43 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:40,633 HIS NAME IS JACK. 44 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:42,298 HE'S OUR LIQUOR REP AT THE PIZZA PLACE. 45 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:45,136 WELL, EVERYONE NEEDS A SLUMP BUSTER NOW AND THEN. 46 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:46,943 WHO AM I TO JUDGE? 47 00:01:46,974 --> 00:01:48,114 YEAH, HE'S REALLY CHANNELING 48 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:50,312 A WHOLE BEASTIE BOYS "SABOTAGE" THING. 49 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:51,784 AND I LIKE IT. 50 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:54,082 I'M FEELING SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY. 51 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,254 HMM. 52 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:57,753 I THINK YOU SHOULD ASK HIM OUT. OH, WOW. 53 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:00,115 I HAVEN'T ASKED OUT A GUY SINCE I GOT PREGNANT AND SAID, 54 00:02:00,154 --> 00:02:01,864 "HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO OUT AND TALK." 55 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:03,759 COME ON, DARLING. ASK HIM OUT. 56 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:04,761 WITH A MUSTACHE LIKE THAT, 57 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,092 HE'S BOUND TO BE BRINGING THE THUNDER. 58 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,756 OH, I WANT TO, LULU. [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 59 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:10,125 BUT I DON'T KNOW. JUST NOT READY. 60 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:12,204 [ SIGHS ] 61 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:16,103 WELL, IF NOT YOU, ME AND THE LADIES ARE GOING IN. 62 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,606 HMM? MM-HMM. 63 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,608 * YOU MAKE ME HOT 64 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,610 * YOU MAKE ME HOT 65 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,282 * YOU MAKE ME HOT 66 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:25,452 Dick: OH, HEY, TERRY. 67 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,849 JACK, YOU KNOW TERRY. TERRY'S POOR. 68 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,681 DICK GETS HIS HAIR HIGHLIGHTED. TERRY'S POOR. 69 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,117 DICK'S AFRAID OF BEES. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 70 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,021 NOTHING THAT SMALL SHOULD BE IMBUED WITH THAT MUCH POWER. 71 00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:35,364 JACK, CAN I... TALK TO YOU? 72 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:36,659 SURE. 73 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,890 NOT...HERE. 74 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:42,226 I HAVE A... UM...BATHROOM QUESTION. 75 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:44,733 FRONT TO BACK, TERRY. ALWAYS FRONT TO BACK. 76 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:48,565 DICK WEARS SPANX AND TRIES TO PASS THEM OFF AS BICYCLE SHORTS. NO, HE DOESN'T, ACTUALLY. 77 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:51,512 THAT'S A LIE. WHERE YOU GUYS GOING? 78 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:53,569 SO, UH, JACK, I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU 79 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:57,247 AT THE PIZZA PLACE, AND I THINK YOU'RE NICE. 80 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:58,248 AND I THINK I'M NICE. 81 00:02:58,279 --> 00:03:00,079 AND I THINK WE'D BE NICE TOGETHER. 82 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:01,823 DO YOU LIKE FOOD? I LIKE FOOD. 83 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,249 OF COURSE YOU LIKE FOOD. YOU'D DIE WITHOUT FOOD. 84 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:05,915 I'M...DYING RIGHT NOW. 85 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:08,163 DO YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER SOMETIME? 86 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,518 HOW ABOUT TONIGHT? 87 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:11,357 OKAY. OKAY. 88 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:12,762 [ CHUCKLES ] I WILL CALL YOU LATER. 89 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:15,163 SOUNDS GOOD. 90 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,155 CALL WHO LATER? [ GASPS ] UGH. 91 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,497 WHO THE HELL WAS THAT? 92 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,002 NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS. 93 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,673 WHY AREN'T YOU WITH THE KIDS? OH, YEAH, ABOUT THAT. 94 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,513 HOW MANY DID WE START OFF WITH TODAY? 95 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:25,508 12. 96 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:26,969 SO, NOT 8? 97 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,939 WE SWITCHED UNIFORMS! WE SWITCHED UNIFORMS! 98 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,378 HMM. 99 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,383 * I'M BACK 100 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:37,415 -- Captions by VITAC -- 101 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,386 * I'M BACK 102 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:48,896 GREAT, JACK. SO, I WILL SEE YOU AT SIDECAR AT 9:00. 103 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:50,199 JACK: Sounds good. 104 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,470 I -- [ Click ] 105 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:53,799 [ Dialing ] OH, UH, WAIT A SECOND. 106 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,374 HEY, I'M ON THE PHONE! 107 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:56,473 WHO IS THIS? 108 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:57,744 WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS? 109 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,411 HELLO? DAD, I'M ON THE PHONE. 110 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,310 HANG UP THE PHONE. TERRY? TERRY, HOW DID YOU GET ON HERE? 111 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,413 YOU HAVE TWO PHONES. I DO? 112 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:06,645 OKAY. JACK, I AM -- [ Click ] 113 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,080 [ Dialing ] DAD, HANG UP THE PHONE. 114 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:10,246 [ Dialing ] 115 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:12,254 Why don't you just come in the other room 116 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,316 and talk to me? HANG UP THE PHONE. 117 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,815 [ Dialing ] JACK, I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT. 118 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:19,587 IT'S OKAY. YOU -- HELLO? JACK? 119 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:20,827 OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA -- TERRY? 120 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,001 IT'S -- DAD! 121 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,629 HELLO? Ugh, Jack. 122 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:24,734 NO, IT'S STILL ME. 123 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,165 HANG UP THE PHONE! 124 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:27,369 [ BEEP ] [ DOOR CLOSES ] 125 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,609 Terry Sr.: HEY, HEY, HEY. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 126 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:33,009 YOU GOT A FACE ON YOUR FACE. 127 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,410 THERE'S THIS KID, AND HE CHEATED OFF MY TEST TODAY AT SCHOOL. 128 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:37,814 DID HE PAY YOU? NO. 129 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,805 DID YOU SMACK HIM IN THE MOUTH? NO. 130 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:41,577 WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS KID? 131 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:42,745 I DIDN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING. 132 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,423 I DIDN'T WANT TO CAUSE ANY PROBLEMS. 133 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:45,952 UH-HUH. Terry Jr.: HEY, BUDDY. 134 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:48,456 HEY, TERRY. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HOME. 135 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,989 ANYWAY, I HAVE TO STOP BY WORK AND PICK UP MY CHECK. 136 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:52,834 DANNY NEEDS SOME NEW SHOES. 137 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:55,930 I NEED YOU TO TAKE HIM TO THE STORE. DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMETHING I'M DOING. 138 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,503 I GOT A COUPLE EPISODES OF "HART TO HART" ON TAPE, 139 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:01,032 AND STEFANIE POWERS -- [ GRUNTS ] 140 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,868 DAD, HELP ME OUT. HELP OUT YOUR GRANDSON. 141 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:03,873 WHAT'S THAT? 142 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,574 YOUR GRANDSON. 143 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:10,040 I WILL, UH -- I WILL STRAIGHTEN DANNY BOY OUT. 144 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,447 YOU, THOUGH -- YOU WILL BRING ME HOME PIZZA 145 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,350 FROM THE PLACE YOU WORK AT. I'M GONNA BE HOME LATE. 146 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:16,882 WHY? WHAT WOULD BE DELAYING MY FOOD? 147 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,187 I HAVE A DATE. 148 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:19,288 WHAT? 149 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,449 DANNY, IT IS JUST ONE DATE. 150 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:21,788 IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 151 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,192 THAT'S FINE. HAVE FUN. NICE. 152 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:25,394 I HAPPEN TO HATE THIS GUY. 153 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,526 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM. 154 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,460 AND YOU'VE NEVER LIKED ANYONE I'VE DATED. 155 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:30,726 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. T-THE KID WITH THE LIMP. 156 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:31,834 YOU GAVE HIM THAT LIMP. 157 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,795 YOU HIT HIM WITH THE CAR. BUMPED HIM. 158 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,144 I AM A GROWN WOMAN. BUTT OUT. 159 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,369 I DON'T LIKE THIS GUY. 160 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:38,865 SNEAKERS. 161 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:40,106 I LOVE YOU, DANNY. 162 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:44,475 FATHER. 163 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:45,552 Father! 164 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:48,549 [ SIGHS ] 165 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:51,392 SO? WHAT DO YOU THINK? 166 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:54,049 DARLING, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. VERY SEXY. 167 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,157 DOES IT SAY, "I WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU ON THE FIRST DATE 168 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,489 BUT I DON'T DO THIS OFTEN"? 169 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,985 OH, WOW, DARLING. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? 170 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,656 WAS BUSH STILL AROUND? NO. OBAMA. 171 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,495 [ LAUGHS ] YOU THOUGHT I MEANT THE PRESIDENT. 172 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:05,201 YOU ARE SO CUTE. [ CHUCKLES ] 173 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:07,032 YOU KNOW... 174 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,167 I THINK I MIGHT LIKE THIS GUY. 175 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,842 WELL, THEN SLEEP WITH HIM, DARLING. MEN LOVE THAT. 176 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,912 SO, THE RULES ABOUT WAITING AND ALL THAT, THEY'RE GONE? 177 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:16,682 LOOK, DARLING, THE MAIN THING HERE IS TO BE HONEST. 178 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,680 HONEST. I CAN DO THAT. 179 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,352 YEAH, WELL, UNLESS HE ASKS ABOUT YOUR AGE 180 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,850 OR THE NUMBER OF MEN YOU'VE SLEPT WITH. 181 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,082 THEN YOU ROUND DOWN. 182 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,586 WELL, I'VE ONLY BEEN WITH TWO. 183 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:25,688 ROUND UP. 184 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,019 OKAY. 185 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,894 SO, I GUESS YOU CAN SAY THAT'S WHY THE CANNON 186 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:32,363 HAS BEEN [CLICKS TONGUE] BANNED FROM CANADA. 187 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,732 TYPICALLY, A VERY TOLERANT COUNTRY. 188 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:36,261 BUT WHATEVER. HE SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 189 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:38,426 KIND OF NEED TO MEET HIM. UH, LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 190 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:41,936 YOU WILL NOT BE MEETING MY DAD. NOTHING AGAINST YOU. 191 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:43,699 HE'S BEEN A LITTLE OVERPROTECTIVE SINCE MY DIVORCE. 192 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,537 DIVORCE? LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 193 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:48,083 I AM DIVORCED, WHICH IS WHY I LIVE WITH MY DAD. 194 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:49,708 IT'S NOT SOMETHING I HOPED FOR, 195 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,053 BUT AT LEAST MY SON HAS A MAN IN HIS LIFE. YOUR SON? 196 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,209 LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. YES, I HAVE A SON. 197 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,117 I GOT PREGNANT WHEN I WAS 20, 198 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:59,449 AND I AM TELLING YOU WAY TOO MUCH FOR A FIRST DATE. 199 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:03,157 LOOK, I JUST WANT TO BE TOTALLY HONEST WITH YOU. 200 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:04,390 LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 201 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,334 DESPITE YOUR APPARENT INABILITY TO EDIT YOURSELF 202 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,630 AND SOME REALLY SIZEABLE BAGGAGE, 203 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:10,803 I REALLY APPRECIATE THE HONESTY. 204 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:12,971 HMM. I ALSO THINK YOU'RE REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 205 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,900 POINT FOR YOU. AND IF WE'RE BEING HONEST, 206 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,006 I MIGHT HAVE JUST A LITTLE BIT OF BAGGAGE MYSELF. 207 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,238 I MAY HAVE QUIT MY JOB ONE SUMMER 208 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:23,243 AND GONE ON THE ROAD FOLLOWING... 209 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,276 COLDPLAY. 210 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:25,781 CHECK. POINT FOR YOU. 211 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:29,623 [ CHUCKLES ] COLDPLAY CONFESSIONS ASIDE, I'M JUST A REGULAR GUY 212 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:32,650 WHO REALLY -- REALLY LIKES YOU. 213 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:33,746 YEAH? 214 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,487 AND JAMIROQUAI. 215 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:39,930 [ BELL DINGS ] 216 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,930 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 217 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,262 HOW THOSE FEEL? 218 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,866 GREAT. THEY'RE EXPENSIVE. 219 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,269 NOT A PROBLEM. 220 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,940 LOOK, HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO. 221 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,439 KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, BE REAL CONFIDENT, 222 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,811 AND WHEN I SAY GO... 223 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:56,380 YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR WITH THEM ON YOUR FEET. 224 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:59,549 WHAT? YOU MEAN STEAL THEM? 225 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:02,050 I MEAN GO. I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET ARRESTED. 226 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,552 NOW LET'S GO. 227 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:07,415 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WAIT, WAIT. 228 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,260 NOW. 229 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,560 [ ALARM BLARING ] 230 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,725 Man: EXCUSE ME. SIR? 231 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,904 HEY. HEY, STOP! 232 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,638 Terry Sr.: JUST WATCH THIS. 233 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:27,744 [ CLICK ] 234 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:28,975 SEE? 235 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:32,149 YOU CAN BEAT ANY SECURITY WITH A FORK AND A MAGNET. 236 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,649 CANNON, WE SHOULDN'T HAVE STOLEN THOSE SHOES. 237 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:36,081 WHAT'S THE "WE" CRAP? "WE"? NO, YOU. 238 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,516 YEAH. ANYWAY, LOOK -- 239 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:40,591 THE CHINAMEN PEOPLE, THEY MAKE THESE FOR 3 CENTS. 240 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,361 THE STORE SELLS THEM FOR WHAT? $100? 241 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:44,359 THAT'S STEALING, YOU KNOW. 242 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,931 I MEAN, WE'RE BASICALLY PAYING 3 CENTS UNDER WHOLESALE. 243 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,830 MAGNET, FORK -- DONE. RIGHT? 244 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,502 "THANKS, GRANDPA CANNON." 245 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:55,341 YOU'RE WELCOME, SON. OH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 246 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,298 YOU'RE WELCOME. 247 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,206 [ CHUCKLES ] 248 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,440 I GUESS THIS IS GOOD NIGHT. 249 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,905 [ SIGHS ] I WISH IT DIDN'T HAVE TO END. 250 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,075 ME NEITHER. 251 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,513 SO, WHY DID YOU BRING ME HOME? 252 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,417 I WAS BEING A GENTLEMAN. WHY DID YOU LET ME? 253 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,219 UGH. I'M NEW AT THIS. 254 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:13,451 I WOULD LOVE TO INVITE YOU IN, 255 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:16,116 BUT MY 73-YEAR-OLD SUITCASE IS INSIDE. 256 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,116 HMM. 257 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,887 WE COULD GO SOMEPLACE ELSE. YES, PLEASE. 258 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,357 Terry Sr.: NO ONE'S GOING NOWHERE! 259 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,204 I'M GETTING THE HOSE! A PIPE! 260 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,570 AND NOW THE NIGHT HAS ENDED. 261 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:26,569 AND A BAG OF NICKELS! I'M SORRY, JACK. 262 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,240 [ CLATTER ] TERRY, IT IS OKAY. 263 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,239 I'M GETTING A BAT! 264 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,870 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. AND A SWORD! 265 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,405 AND I'M NOT SEEING ANYONE ELSE. 266 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,781 AN AK-47! 267 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:36,909 THINGS WILL HAPPEN. 268 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,954 A BOMB! I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR ASS UP! 269 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,779 YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 270 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:41,954 THANK YOU. 271 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,952 GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN! 272 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,254 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 273 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,915 WHAT WAS THAT? 274 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,455 WERE YOU SITTING BY THE DOOR, SPYING ON ME? 275 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:52,090 GEEZ, TERRY. WHEN DID YOU GET HOME? 276 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,585 WHY DON'T YOU JUST DRINK YOUR VITAMIN MILK 277 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,497 AND GO TO BED AT 8:00 LIKE ALL THE OTHER SENIORS? 278 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:59,068 KEEP IT OFF MY PERIMETER. YOU WERE UN-HOLYING MY DOORSTEP. 279 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,229 A MISTAKE I WON'T MAKE AGAIN. 280 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,898 HEY, MOM. HOW WAS YOUR DATE? 281 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,136 IT WAS NICE. 282 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,471 HEY, THOSE SNEAKS LOOK GREAT. HOW MUCH WERE THEY? 283 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,576 UH, NOT MUCH. 284 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,008 THEY -- OH. 285 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,483 WE GOT IT...TH-THREE CENTS UNDER WHOLESALE. 286 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,612 UH, THE -- A BIG SALE? 287 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:15,678 THEY WERE ON A SALE, SO... 288 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,816 YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT TO GO DO MY HOMEWORK. 289 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:21,791 IS HE OKAY? 290 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:24,162 NO. OBVIOUSLY NOT. 291 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:26,161 BECAUSE YOU WENT ON A DATE WITH A LOSER. 292 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,963 OH. WHATEVER THAT GUY IS -- LITTLE GEEK. 293 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,171 OBVIOUSLY. 294 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:35,099 [ BELL DINGS ] 295 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,935 YOU KNOW, YOU WERE SO GOOD WITH THOSE SNEAKERS YESTERDAY, 296 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,612 I THINK THE TEAM NEEDS A COUPLE NEW BATS. 297 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,141 HOW AM I GONNA STEAL -- NO, NO, NO. SHH, SHH, SHH. 298 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,519 PIECE OF CAKE. 299 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,178 CANNON, I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE DOING THIS. 300 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,377 SHH, KID. 301 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:54,548 HEY, HEY. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, WISE GUY? 302 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:55,717 YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. 303 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,156 THE KID WAS BORN WITH JIMMY LEGS. 304 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,990 HE AIN'T GOT NO TELETHON. 305 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,374 SO, YOU DIDN'T SLEEP WITH JACK? 306 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,528 NO. I WAS CANNON-BLOCKED. OH. 307 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,697 BUT IT COULD BE A GOOD THING. 308 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,637 I LIKE HIM, SO MAYBE I SHOULD WAIT. 309 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,371 OH, NO. NO, DARLING. YOU'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH. 310 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,037 YOU NEED TO GET YOUR LEG OVER. 311 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,306 TONIGHT? TONIGHT. 312 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,684 TONIGHT. TONIGHT. 313 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,482 OH, YEAH. WHOA. YOU'RE GONNA SLEEP WITH JACK? 314 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,483 HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT? I'M STANDING RIGHT OVER THERE. 315 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,645 AND BESIDES, WHEN YOU TWO TALK, 316 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,323 YOU YELL LIKE A COUPLE OF MAGPIES. 317 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,322 WHY ARE YOU WEARING A FAKE MUSTACHE? 318 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,824 THIS IS NOT A FAKE MUSTACHE. 319 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,156 I GOT SO MUCH TESTE COURSING THROUGH MY MAN VEINS, 320 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,931 I GROW THESE THINGS OVERNIGHT. 321 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,830 BUT LISTEN TO ME -- YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITH HIM. 322 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,932 HE'S A BAD GUY. [ SCOFFS ] OH, MY GOD. 323 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:39,674 COMING FROM YOU, THAT MEANS LESS THAN NOTHING. 324 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,169 OKAY. YOU CAN'T GO OUT TONIGHT 'CAUSE, UH...YOU'RE WORKING. 325 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,502 MY SHIFT JUST ENDED. 326 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,006 WELL, YOU GOT TO COVER FOR BILLY. 327 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,768 I HAD TO FIRE HIM. WHAT? 328 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,777 IT'S JUST NOT WORKING OUT. WE ALL KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME. 329 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,609 Terry Jr.: YOU'RE NOT FIRED, BILLY. PACK IT UP, BILLY. 330 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,953 LOOK, I AM GOING OUT WITH JACK TONIGHT, END OF STORY. 331 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,680 IT IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS OR ANYONE ELSE'S. 332 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,584 OKAY, THEN. YOU'RE FIRED. 333 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:59,086 [ SCOFFS ] NO, SHE'S NOT, FREDDIE MERCURY. 334 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,063 DANG IT. 335 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,689 BILLY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 336 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,363 GET TO WORK. 337 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,493 I'M BACK! 338 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,061 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 339 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,367 HEY, HEY, HEY! HANG ON! 340 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,429 Terry Sr.: I ALMOST BEANED YOU. 341 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,766 WHAT'S WITH THAT STUPID MUSTACHE? 342 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,103 OH, YEAH. YOU LIKE IT? 343 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,037 NO, IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A BIGGER IDIOT. 344 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,712 THAT'S NOT TRUE. IT'S PRETTY BOSS, RIGHT? COME HERE. 345 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,540 FOR LIKE THE TOM SELLECK LOOK, IT'S PRETTY -- NOT BAD. 346 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,875 OW! OW! 347 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:27,051 OKAY, THAT IS WHAT A NON-MANLY PERSON WOULD SAY RIGHT THERE. 348 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,050 IS TERRY HOME? I GOT -- I GOT TO TALK TO HER. 349 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,552 NO, SHE'S NOT. NEITHER ARE YOU. 350 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,553 HANG ON, HANG ON, HANG ON, HANG ON! 351 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,715 SHE'S DATING A BAD GUY, OKAY? 352 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,963 SHE'S ABOUT TO MAKE A HUGE MISTAKE. 353 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,289 WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? BECAUSE I SHOULD. 354 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:41,425 SHE'S GONNA GET HURT, AND SHE DESERVES BETTER, SO... 355 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,101 IF YOU'RE LYING TO ME FOR ANY STUPID REASON, 356 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,430 I WILL END YOU. 357 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,634 OKAY, THAT'S A BIT EXTREME, BUT I'M NOT LYING. 358 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:48,967 I SWEAR. 359 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,302 I MEAN, I JUST CAN'T GO TELL HER, 360 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,437 "THIS GUY'S BAD NEWS." RIGHT. 361 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,472 AND IN HER HEAD, YOU KNOW, SHE THINKS 362 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,137 I'M AN OVER-REACTIONARY. IMAGINE THAT. 363 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,946 I GUESS I GOT TO GET SOME PROOF. 364 00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,278 WELL, DO IT QUICK BECAUSE TONIGHT'S 365 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,453 "THE NIGHT," IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 366 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,152 YOU DID GOOD TELLING ME. 367 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:07,094 AND THE NEXT TIME I FEEL LIKE BASHING IN YOUR FACE, 368 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,820 I'M NOT GONNA DO IT. DEAL. 369 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,027 YOU WANT TO WALK THROUGH THIS WAY? I DON'T. THIS IS FINE. 370 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,189 SEE YA. 371 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:16,126 Terry Jr.: THANKS AGAIN FOR DINNER. 372 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:19,773 SECOND DATE IN THE BOOKS. 373 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,599 OOH! COMFY ROOM. 374 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,874 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ROMANTIC. JUST SO YOU KNOW, 375 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:26,714 THE LAST TIME I DID THIS, THERE WERE ONLY TWO POSITIONS. 376 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,009 HAS THAT CHANGED? 377 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,011 YEAH. INTERNET'S OPENED UP EVERYTHING. 378 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,613 NOT EVERYTHING. 379 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,784 NOTED. HMM. [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 380 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,024 MM. 381 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,519 HUNTER? HUNTER: Coach Terry, 382 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,351 my parents never showed up to get me from the library. 383 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,688 They're not answering their cellphones, either. 384 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,693 Something's wrong. You have to come get me. 385 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,696 There are strangers anywhere. 386 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:49,858 WHAT? 387 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,527 IT SAYS "EVERYWHERE." 388 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,874 SAY IT OR YOU DON'T GET THE MONEY. 389 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,200 I MEAN... 390 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:57,044 There are strangers everywhere. Please come get me. 391 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,840 I'M SCARED. TERRY JR.: Okay. 392 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:02,812 A-ALL RIGHT. JUST STAY RIGHT THERE. I'M ON MY WAY, OKAY? 393 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,312 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. LET'S HIT THE LIBRARY. 394 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,575 THAT WAS FUN. [ SIGHS ] 395 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,245 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 396 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,817 SO, I JUST HAD TO PICK UP HUNTER 397 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,986 BECAUSE SOMEONE LEFT HIM OUTSIDE THE LIBRARY. 398 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,356 THESE PARENTS -- 399 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,603 ALL BUSY WITH THEIR AUDIOBOOKS AND GAY WEDDINGS. 400 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,169 SO, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT? 401 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,598 HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT? 402 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,833 [ FOOT STAMPS ] 403 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,997 WE'RE GOING OUT AGAIN. 404 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,267 THIS AIN'T OVER, OLD MAN. 405 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,978 NO, IT AIN'T, JUNIOR. 406 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,678 [ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ] 407 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,924 *** 408 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,691 Dong: MR. CANNON? 409 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,863 WHY YOU TELL US TO GO TO BATTING CAGE 410 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,462 AND NOW WE IN CAR? 411 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,164 EACH OF YOU HAS A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS, 412 00:14:58,165 --> 00:14:59,525 NONE OF WHICH IS BASEBALL. 413 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,896 DONG, YOU HANDLE THE VIDEO 414 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,795 BECAUSE YOUR PEOPLE LOVE CAMERAS. 415 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,966 FAT KID, YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE LUNCH. 416 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,036 CHECK. 417 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,405 GINGERS, IF THINGS GO BAD HERE, YOU'RE THE PATSIES. 418 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,982 WHAT'S A PATSY? WHAT'S A PATSY? 419 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,251 PERFECT. 420 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,279 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 421 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:17,524 *** 422 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,886 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 423 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,920 Terry Sr.: HEY! HEY! DONG! 424 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,787 SORRY, MR. THE CANNON. 425 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,672 [ TIRES SCREECH, HORN BLARES ] 426 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,601 GO FAST! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! 427 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:40,306 *** 428 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,247 Terry Sr.: ALL RIGHT, CAUGHT HIM IN THE ACT. 429 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,750 THAT LOOKS LIKE THREE KEYS OF PRIME-GRADE HORSE TO ME. 430 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,082 JUST LIKE "THE WIRE." 431 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,418 YEAH. 432 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,693 DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO EAT IN THE DAMN CAR? 433 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:57,863 YOU SAID A BAD WORD! YOU SAID A BAD WORD! 434 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,630 YOU WANT TO HEAR BAD WORDS? 435 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,259 TWO TWINS GOT LEFT BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. 436 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,434 FOCUS! 437 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,902 DONG, YOU GETTING THIS? 438 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:09,165 [ HAMMERING ] 439 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,669 WHOA. CANNON, WHAT IS THAT? 440 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,536 UM...EXHIBIT "A." 441 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,935 IT'S REALLY NONE OF YOUR CONCERN. 442 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,477 HEY, HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TAKE ME 443 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,782 TO THE BATTING CAGES WITH THE OTHER KIDS? YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT. 444 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,224 HOW DID SCHOOL GO? 445 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,950 WE GOT OUR TESTS BACK. AND? 446 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,954 I GOT 100. ALL RIGHT. 447 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,386 WHAT DID THAT KID THAT CHEATED FROM YOU -- WHAT DID HE GET? 100. 448 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,233 MADE YOU FEEL LIKE CRAP, HUH? 449 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,229 KIND OF. 450 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,630 "KIND OF"? YEAH. KIND OF. 451 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,901 "KIND OF"? UH... 452 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,528 NOT GOOD ENOUGH. GO PUT YOUR SWEATSHIRT ON. 453 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,731 *** 454 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,574 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? DO I KNOW YOU? 455 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,206 WELL, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO, UH, 456 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,982 HELEN HUNT AND PAUL REISER. 457 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,480 NOW YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE GET MAD ABOUT YOU. 458 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,753 GO. GET OUT OF HERE. 459 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,093 COME ON, KID. WE'RE LEAVING. 460 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,718 NO. CANNON, I CAN'T DO THIS. 461 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,862 I'M DONE WITH IT. I CAN'T SLEEP. 462 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,819 AND I'M HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. 463 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,827 I HAVEN'T POOPED IN DAYS. 464 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,329 I SAID WE'RE LEAVING. 465 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,501 NO, WE'RE NOT. 466 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,499 YOU SAYING NO TO ME? 467 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,400 I'M SAYING NO. NO MORE STEALING. 468 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,032 NONE. UNH-UNH. 469 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,368 THAT'S GREAT. SEE? THAT'S GREAT. 470 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,344 YOU'RE FINALLY STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF. 471 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,172 THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE DID 472 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,078 WITH THAT KID THAT WAS CHEATING OFF OF YOU. [ STAMMERS ] 473 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,210 THIS WHOLE CRIME SPREE, 474 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,914 THIS WAS JUST YOU TEACHING ME A LESSON? 475 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,575 YEAH. YOU CAN'T LET ANYBODY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU. 476 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,675 WE'RE GANNONS, MAN. WE'RE LEADERS. 477 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,847 IF ANYBODY'S GONNA TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ANYBODY, IT IS US. 478 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,016 YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME THAT. YEAH, I MEAN, 479 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,355 I COULD TELL YOU A LOT OF THINGS, 480 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,360 BUT UNTIL YOU LOOK IT IN THE EYE AND WASH ITS BACK... 481 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,692 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! 482 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,698 SO ENDETH THE LESSON. 483 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,601 COME ON. HURRY UP. 484 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,073 CLEANUP IN AISLE 12! 485 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,571 [ FEEDBACK ] Man: JANITORIAL SERVICES TO AISLE 10. 486 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,413 12! A-AISLE 12. 487 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:53,769 YOU READY TO GO, BEAUTIFUL? 488 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,776 JUST AFTER I CHANGE, HOT STUFF. 489 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:57,879 SCRATCH THAT. 490 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,710 WHAT ABOUT "BABE"? DOES "BABE" SOUND WEIRD? 491 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,876 NOT COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. 492 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,123 [ SLOW CLAPPING ] Dick: OH, YEAH. 493 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:04,219 VERY GOOD, JACK. VERY GOOD. 494 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,891 HEY, I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE CANNON, 495 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,759 A.K.A. THE CANNON. 496 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,459 Terry Sr.: I'M GONNA INTRODUCE YOU 497 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,261 TO A WORLD OF PAIN. YEAH, GET HIM! GET HIM! 498 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,793 DAD, STOP! STOP! 499 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,657 GEEZ. YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU -- YOU DISRESPECT MY DAUGHTER? 500 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:17,826 YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER, 501 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,134 YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE?! 502 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,566 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! 503 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,740 HE'S A LOWLIFE. HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU. HERE. I GOT THIS. 504 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,940 I GOT HIM GOOD. THERE HE IS. 505 00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:28,312 THERE HE IS WITH A BUNCH OF DRUGGIES. 506 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,481 YOU FOLLOWED HIM AROUND WITH A VIDEO CAMERA? 507 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,809 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 508 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,113 YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN THIS, FLYBOY? 509 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,275 I'M HANGING OUT WITH THOSE GUYS 510 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,953 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO A MEETING WITH THEM. 511 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:37,851 I'M IN RECOVERY. FIVE YEARS CLEAN THIS WEEK. 512 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,454 YOU'RE A QUITTER. 513 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,093 HERE -- I GOT IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY 514 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,921 THAT THIS PACKAGE HAD DRUGS IN IT. 515 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,626 WHAT AUTHORITY? THE FAT KID. 516 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,958 JUST LIKE "THE WIRE." 517 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,803 YOU MEAN THE GAME CONSOLE I BOUGHT OFF OF CRAIGSLIST 518 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,869 BECAUSE TERRY MENTIONED DANNY WANTED ONE? YOU'RE SO SWEET. 519 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,499 SWEET, MY ASS. HERE'S THE "PIECE OF RESISTANCE," 520 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,195 THE "COOP DE GRASS." HMM? 521 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,707 Jack: [ Distant ] I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ROMANTIC. 522 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,768 WHO IS THE BIMBO YOU'RE PLAYING HEADBOARD HOCKEY WITH IN THERE? 523 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,778 TELL ME WHO. [ SIGHS ] 524 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:04,980 DAD, THAT'S ME. 525 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,479 ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? 526 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:12,115 NO, NO. NO, I'M NOT. 527 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,721 LOOK... 528 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:16,563 I SEEN YOU, YOU KNOW, UNHAPPY ONCE. 529 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,389 I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO SEE IT HAPPEN AGAIN, OKAY? 530 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,485 I KNOW. 531 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,986 AND I APPRECIATE YOU LOOKING OUT FOR ME, 532 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,557 BUT I DON'T NEED YOUR PROTECTION. 533 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:27,396 IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED, I AM YOUR DAUGHTER. 534 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,674 I CAN HANDLE MYSELF. 535 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,242 IT WAS HIS FAULT. NOT TRUE. 536 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,242 IT WAS HIS FAULT. NOT TRUE. 537 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,643 AND THE FACE-BASHING DEAL IS OFF. 538 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,814 WE HAD A DEAL. THERE IS NO DEAL. 539 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,142 YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT BACK. I'M GONNA GET YOU, MAN. 540 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,146 THE FACE-BASHING DEAL IS OFF. JUST GET. 541 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,248 I'LL SHOW YOU A DEAL. 542 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:44,250 WOW -- YOU ARE AMAZINGLY WELL-ADJUSTED, 543 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,494 CONSIDERING YOU HAVE HIM FOR A FATHER. 544 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,658 I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR SORRY ASS AGAIN, JACK. 545 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,318 I CAN'T BELIEVE I ALMOST SLEPT WITH YOU. 546 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:55,328 THAT WAS NOT ME ON THAT VIDEO. I WAS NEVER IN ROOM 625. 547 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:58,332 THEN WHY DID YOU TELL YOUR DAD IT WAS? 548 00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,495 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO LET HIM WIN. 549 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,172 BUT HE'S RIGHT -- YOU'RE A BAD GUY AND A LIAR. 550 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,001 THIS IS DATING. AND I NEVER LIED TO YOU. 551 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,167 YEAH, ACTUALLY, YOU DID LIE. 552 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,665 YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T SEEING ANYONE ELSE. 553 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,007 I'M NOT SEEING HER. WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN, YOU KNOW? 554 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,512 LIKE YOU AND ME. 555 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,854 "HAVING FUN"? 556 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,179 WELL... 557 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,023 HA. RIGHT. 558 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,619 YOU KNOW... 559 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:23,022 THE 19-YEAR-OLD ME WOULD HAVE SLEPT WITH YOU ANYWAY. 560 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,015 AND THE 25-YEAR-OLD ME WOULD HAVE IGNORED THE SIGNS 561 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,687 THAT YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH OTHER WOMEN. 562 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,197 BUT I'VE ALREADY DONE ALL THAT. 563 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:35,739 SO NOW, THE 32-YEAR-OLD ME IS JUST GONNA DO THIS. 564 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:37,873 [ THUD ] OHH! 565 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:38,914 [ THUD ] [ GROANS ] 566 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,568 I'M A GANNON. 567 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,207 NO ONE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF ME ANYMORE. 568 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,912 AND I'M TAKING THIS. 569 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:50,246 [ CRIES ] 570 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,193 *** 571 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,088 I'D LIKE TO RETURN THESE. 572 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:05,298 I STOLE THEM THE OTHER DAY, AND I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT IT. 573 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,332 THAT STUFF ISN'T STOLEN. 574 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,167 [ SCOFFS ] WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 575 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,741 YOU'RE THE CANNON'S GRANDSON, RIGHT? 576 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,910 BEFORE YOU CAME IN, HE PAID FOR ALL THIS. 577 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,069 HE TOLD ME HE WAS, UH, TEACHING YOU A LESSON. 578 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,277 HE'S A MANIAC. 579 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,350 BUT IF YOU STILL WANT TO RETURN THEM, 580 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,648 I CAN GIVE YOU CASH OR STORE CREDIT. 581 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,210 CASH. 582 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:31,794 AND HERE ENDETH THE LESSON. 583 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:32,834 [ CASH REGISTER DINGS ] 584 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,628 Terry Sr.: NO ONE'S GOING NOWHERE!