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Your husband saw them

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take a baby out of there.

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And now he needs help.

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Side effects may include
dry mouth,

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fatigue, headaches,
rage, melancholy...

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Go to your assigned
fulfillment center

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to receive your family's EGG.

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Bring it home,

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and let us take care
of the rest.

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And this time
it will be okay forever.

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Goddamn it.

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What do you mean,
you're losing time?

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You, like, blacking out
completely or

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I don't know... browning out?

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You don't think
it could be odorless, do you?

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Or could you be, like...
I don't know... fainting?

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I used to faint kind of
all the time in college.

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No, no, no,
I'm whooshing lightly.

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Fainting is down.

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This is up, like a-a floating.

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A... a whooshing floating.

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And it's happened
more than once?

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It happens at regular intervals.

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I'll just be going about my day,
and then I hear this music,

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a short sequence of chords,

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and then a kind of lightness,
a whooshing.

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And then, all of a sudden,

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the next thing I know,
I'm waking up.

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Up there.

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Up in my bedroom.

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I used to think your kitchen
got better light than mine,

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but now I don't think it does.

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And you chose these countertops

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on purpose or...?

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God, if I could strike a match

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and burn the whole place down,
I would.

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Start all over again.

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Would be something to do. Right?

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Unless you think
it's a brain tumor.

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You don't think?

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Well, did you call someone
to take a look at it?

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You know, a handyman
or whatever his name is.

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What is he gonna look at?
What is there to see?

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It could be odorless
and colorless.

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Oh, well, what did your phone
say about it?

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I just.

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I need you to be here
when it happens,

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to watch
and tell me what happens.

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Can you do that?

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My allotted fulfillment hour
is at 1:00.

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Oh. Right.

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Do you think I should go to
my assigned fulfillment center

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at 12:30 or 12:00?

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They'll probably put us
in a line, I guess.

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Is yours earlier?
Yours isn't earlier.

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No, I-I'm not until 4:00.

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4:00?

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How do you even begin to wait?

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You don't seem excited.
Are you excited?

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No. I am. I am.

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But you do still want it,
don't you?

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Yes, I... No.

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More than anything.

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Yeah.

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It'll be just like
the commercials say.

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"Your family's EGG
will make everything okay again,

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and this time, it'll make
everything okay forever."

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Don't you just wish
they'd show it to us?

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You know, a peek at this thing

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that's supposed
to change our lives.

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Mm, it'll be so great
if it somehow helps

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with Xerxes' babysitting anxiety
or Xander's biting thing.

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Oh. Oh, did Rex end up

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liking his medication,
or not so much?

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Shh!

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Hold on.

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I think it might...

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Submitted for your approval:

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Mrs. Janet Warren,

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a woman who would seem
to have everything.

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Every... thing.

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But possessions have weight.

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We can't carry them all
at the same time,

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especially when taking
an unscheduled trip

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into The Twilight Zone.

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You're traveling
through another dimension,

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a dimension not only of
sight and sound but of mind.

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It is the middle ground
between light and shadow,

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between science
and superstition.

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And it lies between
the pit of one's fears

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and the summit
of one's knowledge.

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You are now traveling through
a dimension of imagination.

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You've just crossed over
into The Twilight Zone.

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Ah.

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Dad, what's "immolation" mean?

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Well

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that's certainly a big word.

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But I'll tell you.

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You remember our neighbor
Don Parker?

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Well, instead of
having a garage sale,

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he just lit a match to his house

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and burned everything
and everyone to the ground.

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And that was that...

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A fresh, clean start
for Don Parker.

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But why do you ask, Billy?

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Is there something or someone
you want to immolate?

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Mm. I get it.

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I really do.

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But we can't all be
Don Parker, son.

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But, you know,
there is a place we can go.

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Come on over to

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the Immolation Station, where
you get to play with matches,

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and you get
to watch it all burn.

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Fire.

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- Hey.
- Don't forget,

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every Wednesday, kids eat free.

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It's your EGG,

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and you want it
more than anything.

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What happened?

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Is this...
is this what's happening?

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Did you hear the music?

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Is this your bedroom?

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I like the patterning.
It's brave.

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- How did we get up here?
- Join the club.

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Did I faint?

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Did I hit my head?
Did we hit our heads?

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What time is it?

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Did we...?

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I really ought to

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get out of here...
I-I mean, oh, get going.

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I saw the EGG.

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Huh?

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The EGG.

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I'm telling you, I saw it.

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Oh, well, no.

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You couldn't have.

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No, you didn't.

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What do you mean
you just saw it?

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Just now? Where? Was I there?

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I don't know. It was like
I saw it in a commercial,

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like a commercial
in my head, I guess.

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I don't know. I just know
that I've seen one.

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It's ugly.

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Ugly, no.

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Yeah, I doubt that very much.

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They wouldn't go
to all the trouble

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to design and make something

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that's, you know,
that's for all of us,

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that will be the centerpiece
for every American home,

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and then make it ugly.

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No.

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But don't you see

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that none of us even knows
what it is or what it does?

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Don't you think it's strange

155
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that all we know is
that we have to have one,

156
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,526
everyone has to have one?

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Strange?
What makes it so strange?

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What if it has something to do
with whatever's happening to me?

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The EGG.

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What if it has something to do
with whatever's happening to us?

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Oh, no.

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No, no, no.

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Don't include me in whatever
is happening here with you.

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I just came over here
as a good neighbor to see

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if there's anything
I can do to help you.

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We might have
a lot of the same things,

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but we don't have
the same problems.

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We just woke up on my bed

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with our shoes on.

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I have a twig in my hair.

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That wasn't there
when you came in

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and we were talking earlier,
was it?

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I-I don't know if it was there
or if it wasn't.

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I just know that

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my hour of fulfillment is gonna
be here before I know it,

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and I really ought
to be home, so...

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Thank you.

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Okay.

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00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,544
No! Wait!

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00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:11,921
Are you touching me?

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00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,631
What if they're connected?

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The EGG and the...
the rushing, rising whooshing?

183
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,593
Ow! You're hurting me.

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00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,553
Something is happening here,

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and you don't know what it is,
either, do you, Mrs. Jones?

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I just want to be
at my fulfillment center

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at my fulfillment hour
to collect my family's EGG

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- like a normal person.
- No!

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No!

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We do not have
the same problems!

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Dick Warren's office.

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This is Meghan.

193
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,816
Hi, Meghan. It's Jane.

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00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,609
Is my husband there?

195
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,154
Hi there, Mrs. Warren.
I'm so sorry.

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00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,156
Mr. Warren is in a meeting.

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00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,450
Is there a message
you'd like me to give him?

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00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,870
Oh, honestly, Meghan,
I can't imagine.

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00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:28,205
He did want to make sure

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00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:31,000
that I remind you
that your allotted hour

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of fulfillment is 4:00 p.m...

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00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,295
Uh-huh. Yeah, I know.

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00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:36,505
You don't seem excited,
Mrs. Warren.

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00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,349
Aren't you excited?

205
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:41,969
Tell me something, Meghan.

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00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:45,181
Why do you want
your family's EGG?

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00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,641
Uh... because

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00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,977
it's coming out?

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00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:52,688
Of course, but...

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00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:54,982
But you don't have a family.

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00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:56,984
Do you?

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00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,196
No, but I do want everything
to be okay again.

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00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:03,240
And this time
for it to be okay forever.

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00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,035
Because things aren't okay
for you.

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00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,329
Oh, for me? Things are cool.

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00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:12,166
But, like, for the world world
out there, outside of me?

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00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,168
Outside of you, sure.

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00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:18,923
Um, Mrs. Warren, things are
really, definitely not,

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like, in the world world.

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00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,718
So definitely not okay.

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00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:25,054
Like, not at all, not at all.

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00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:28,891
I mean, have you seen what all
these human beings are doing?

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00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,060
Interesting.

224
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,438
So you think it's something
for the whole planet?

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00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:37,441
Don't you think it'd better be,
Mrs. Warren?

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00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,612
Um, Mrs. Warren?

227
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:44,573
Hmm.

228
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,843
Welcome
to the EGG Customer Service Center.

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Operator.

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Please listen
to the following options.

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- Operator.
- If you'd like to confirm

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00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:54,208
your hour of fulfillment,
please press one.

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- Human being.
- If you've lost
your registration card,

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- please press two.
- Real human being.

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00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,216
If you need to change
the pickup location

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00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:03,926
- of your EGG...
- Supervisor.

237
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:07,346
Okay. Supervisor.
Hello. How may we help you?

238
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,306
Yes, yes, hello.

239
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,559
Hi. Thank you.

240
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,436
Uh, yes, uh, well, I was hoping

241
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:18,774
I could talk to someone
about, you know, the EGG.

242
00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:21,694
I was hoping
there might be someone there

243
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:23,737
that could tell me
just a little bit more about,

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00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,490
you know, what it is,
what it does.

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00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,450
What it is.

246
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,954
Okay, I'll transfer you now.

247
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,789
No, no, I don't want
to be tra...

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00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,142
Marge.

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00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,865
God, everything's gonna be okay
this time.

250
00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:55,978
It's gonna be okay forever.

251
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,813
Oh.

252
00:14:57,896 --> 00:14:58,939
Marge Stevens.

253
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,023
What? What?

254
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,985
You got your EGG.

255
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,363
Can I take a look at it?

256
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,490
No. Huh.

257
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,284
Are you out of your mind?
I have to

258
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:13,787
I have to get it inside. Inside.

259
00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:26,693
This is Meghan.

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00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,178
How may we assist you?

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00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,472
Meghan?

262
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:36,101
Um... Oh, uh, hello.

263
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,646
Hmm. Uh

264
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:41,315
this is Jane Warren

265
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:44,818
of 13182 Teacup Road.

266
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,905
And... well,

267
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,032
I know this might sound strange,

268
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:54,370
but I was just wondering
if it's still possible

269
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:58,540
to cancel my family's EGG.

270
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,709
Cancel?

271
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,336
Yes.

272
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:05,047
I-I mean, you know...

273
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,810
Well-well, you see,
the thing is, I-I just,

274
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,219
I don't, I don't know, you know,
what-what it is, exactly,

275
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,847
or, you know,
what it's supposed to do.

276
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,557
Exactly.

277
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:19,895
I mean, you know.

278
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:24,108
I just changed my mind.

279
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,405
And what is the reason

280
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,949
for the change in your mind?

281
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,992
Well.

282
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:38,288
I don't want it anymore.

283
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:43,794
I do... I don't want
any EGG... anymore.

284
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:47,923
Uh... thank you, though.

285
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:49,758
Thank you.

286
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,219
Is there anything else
we can help you with today?

287
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:55,806
No. Um,

288
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,683
so you did it?

289
00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:01,103
You canceled my order? You-you
canceled my family's EGG?

290
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:04,732
We are processing your request.

291
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:07,609
Okay. I see. Um,

292
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:12,239
so you'll just... confirm

293
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,782
and let me know?

294
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,910
Or... send a confirmation
to my...

295
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,087
You've
suffered some tough losses,

296
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,632
and no one blames you
for crying in the kitchen

297
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:20,677
in the middle of the day.

298
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,142
You're heartbroken,

299
00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:30,938
but you know how to choose
your paper towels.

300
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:34,358
Now with 43% more
clean-up power.

301
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,526
Aquarian Portal,
where we're not happy until

302
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,445
the planets revolve around you.

303
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:04,072
Shaman-ess Chantal Stargazer
speaking.

304
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,575
How can I better align you
with your cosmic purpose?

305
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:10,203
Ah, Chantal, thank God.
It's Jane.

306
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,789
Oh... don't aggravate
the marinade.

307
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,708
Jane Warren.

308
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:18,712
Yes. Yes, yes, oh...

309
00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:20,589
Oh, how magical.

310
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:24,384
Can we talk for a minute,
I mean, really talk?

311
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,094
Like real human beings.

312
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,596
Knock yourself out.

313
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:30,098
I don't want to
say this out loud, but

314
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,435
I think I might have been,
you know, taken.

315
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,103
Abducted.

316
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,732
- Abducted? By who?
- Do my planets say

317
00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:42,235
anything about any of this
or anything?

318
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,112
The planets say,

319
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:48,575
"Today all well-worn and trusty
paths are covered over,

320
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:50,410
"and a new map is drawn.

321
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:53,288
"Only you have the power
to reroute

322
00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:56,124
"the flow of the river
of space-time.

323
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,669
"Don't let yourself be swept up
by anyone else's dreams.

324
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:01,046
"Untether yourself.

325
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:03,924
Resist gravity and fly away."

326
00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:07,302
Resist gravity.

327
00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:09,721
Of course.

328
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:18,730
Let's see you
beam me up now, Scotty,

329
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,482
or whoever you are.

330
00:24:38,476 --> 00:24:41,396
Well, what do we...?

331
00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:45,442
Well... what do...?

332
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:53,450
Well, what do we do now?

333
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:56,286
Its leg is stuck.

334
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:58,580
We could
take it without its leg.

335
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:01,666
Its leg is its best piece.

336
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:07,005
Mmm,
all of this leg talk is making me hungry.

337
00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:10,258
Mmm, are we thinking
original recipe or extra crispy?

338
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:14,095
Original recipe it is.

339
00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:18,225
But we should take a vote.

340
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:19,952
What is it
about a single shared mind

341
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:21,770
that he doesn't understand?

342
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:24,022
Let's be
careful with our pronouns.

343
00:25:24,105 --> 00:25:26,608
He understands
everything that you understand.

344
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:29,486
We understand
everything that we understand.

345
00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:32,113
I love us.

346
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,716
I also love us. That is not...

347
00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:35,325
We love us.

348
00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:38,662
Yes, that really is best.

349
00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:42,666
Well, what do we do now
about the madwoman

350
00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:45,168
in the oxygen tower?

351
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:53,593
The transfer
ray will wear off soon.

352
00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:55,971
Whatever we do,
we don't want it to wake up.

353
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:58,598
We are afraid of them waking up.

354
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:00,600
Because
they have their own mind.

355
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:03,144
Their own
terrible desires and wishes.

356
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:06,523
Their own
horrifying lack of this

357
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,775
- and that.
- Hey!

358
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:36,678
I said "Hey!"

359
00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:43,685
You can't just pull us out
of our lives, you know.

360
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:52,944
What, exactly, are you doing
with me, anyway?

361
00:26:56,406 --> 00:27:00,827
We don't know.
We only work here.

362
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,832
Is there someone I can talk to?

363
00:27:05,915 --> 00:27:10,628
Uh, your... your leader.

364
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:17,218
Your supervisor.

365
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:20,055
Take me to your supervisor.

366
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:35,195
My name is Janet Warren,
born Janet Davey,

367
00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:38,198
July 7, 1974.

368
00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:42,118
Five-six, 137 pounds.

369
00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:45,663
When I was a little girl,
I got lost in an amusement park

370
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:48,541
for two hours,
but really I was hiding

371
00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,085
in one of the backstage areas

372
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:53,922
with the mascot
character costumes.

373
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:55,799
When I was a junior
in high school,

374
00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:58,718
I wanted to be
an Olympic ice skater

375
00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,929
or a country-western singer.

376
00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:04,391
But then I was none
of those things.

377
00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:08,561
I'm married.
I have two children.

378
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,647
Two sons.

379
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:14,776
Two years ago I delivered

380
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:18,196
a stillborn baby girl.

381
00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:22,158
The light in the room
was very harsh.

382
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,953
Very hard.

383
00:28:26,704 --> 00:28:29,833
Very hard.

384
00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:35,672
I hate the paint colors I chose
when we remodeled,

385
00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:39,801
and I hate
the living room drapes.

386
00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:42,804
I hate our cars.

387
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:46,015
I wish that I didn't have
all of the things that I have

388
00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:48,935
and instead had
different things.

389
00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:51,813
I'm afraid of spiders
and horses.

390
00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:55,233
Yes, we know.

391
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,655
Where am I?

392
00:29:00,738 --> 00:29:02,991
Are you comfortable?

393
00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:07,579
Yes. Thank you.

394
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,542
Please do not make
any individualized,

395
00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:15,044
threatening movements.

396
00:29:16,963 --> 00:29:18,798
Threatening?

397
00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:22,802
You're not afraid of me,
are you?

398
00:29:24,637 --> 00:29:26,931
Are you comfortable?

399
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:32,645
Yes. Thank you.

400
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:37,442
But why are you afraid of me?

401
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,204
We are afraid of how often

402
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:45,492
you change your minds,
and so unexpectedly.

403
00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:50,455
But surely you change
your mind sometimes.

404
00:29:50,538 --> 00:29:52,165
Don't you?

405
00:29:52,248 --> 00:29:56,544
Ours is a single shared mind.

406
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,547
To change it would require
the same energy needed

407
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:04,511
to reverse the flow of your
so-called Mississippi River.

408
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:11,017
One mind. That doesn't sound
very democratic.

409
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:13,728
In a democracy,
half the population

410
00:30:13,811 --> 00:30:16,523
wants something different
than what they're getting.

411
00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:19,192
We've seen how that can go.

412
00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:21,444
You're talking about Earth.

413
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,696
What's left of it.

414
00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:27,450
You've been watching us?

415
00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:28,910
Yes.

416
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,579
Since first we heard
your radios.

417
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:34,040
Nineteen hundred and forty-five,

418
00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:36,501
the United States defeat Japan.

419
00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:39,420
Nineteen hundred and sixty-five,

420
00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:44,592
the Beatles defeat
the son of your God, and so on.

421
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,720
Well, no, that's not
exactly right.

422
00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:50,974
And then, in your 1950s, when
you started sending pictures,

423
00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:53,101
we watched.

424
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:57,605
The trials of your kings,
the collapse of your towers.

425
00:30:57,689 --> 00:31:00,733
We studied the applause
of studio audiences,

426
00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:04,445
hoping it was evidence
of a single, shared mind.

427
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:06,990
You can imagine our
disappointment when we learned

428
00:31:07,073 --> 00:31:11,703
it was artificial and canned,
like your diet colas.

429
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,623
But more than anything else,

430
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,626
we studied
your television commercials.

431
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,253
We struggled to understand

432
00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:23,464
what was important to you,
what you loved.

433
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:27,051
What you wanted, what
you needed, and why, so often,

434
00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:29,345
they weren't the same thing.

435
00:31:31,764 --> 00:31:36,269
You have all of this
unbelievable technology,

436
00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:39,522
and all you've been doing
is watching television?

437
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,774
Specifically,
we have been watching

438
00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:44,360
your television commercials,
yes.

439
00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:49,991
But we don't even watch our
television commercials anymore.

440
00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:54,621
We've, I don't know, evolved.

441
00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:56,831
We skip right past them.

442
00:31:56,914 --> 00:32:00,501
It's true, you have evolved.

443
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:03,004
Commercials now grow
in the rich soil

444
00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:06,341
of your unconscious minds.

445
00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:09,302
And that matters to you?

446
00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:13,181
It only matters
that humans are stopped.

447
00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:15,183
But...

448
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:17,602
Okay.

449
00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:20,521
But what did I ever do?

450
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:23,316
I'm not in charge
of anything, or

451
00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:26,819
any governments
or countries or...

452
00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:30,823
The Kanamit understands that a
human being is most vulnerable

453
00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:34,243
when it perceives
a lack of something.

454
00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,079
All you ever did
is want something

455
00:32:36,162 --> 00:32:39,707
other than what you already had.

456
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:42,085
But that's anyone.

457
00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:43,336
That's anyone around here.

458
00:32:43,419 --> 00:32:45,213
That's, that's Ellen Jones,

459
00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:48,007
that's Marge Stevens
from right next-door.

460
00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:51,052
But your wanting
is powered by grief.

461
00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:53,346
Like the great glittering
cities of your world,

462
00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:56,724
we can see your wanting
from space.

463
00:32:56,808 --> 00:33:00,436
My grief doesn't make
television commercials.

464
00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:09,737
So you've been... monitoring us?

465
00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:17,286
Watching our commercials
so you can see

466
00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:20,039
what makes us weak?

467
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:24,752
So you can what?

468
00:33:26,295 --> 00:33:28,297
Invade us or something?

469
00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:40,101
The EGG.

470
00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:45,440
You know what it is, don't you?

471
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:48,443
Of course I know what it is.

472
00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:50,903
Who do you think laid it?

473
00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:54,824
Who do you think
laid all of them?

474
00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:02,957
- Yeah!
- The idea wasn't ours,
of course.

475
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,376
The idea for the EGG was yours,

476
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,587
- Mrs. Warren.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

477
00:34:13,509 --> 00:34:16,304
So that
everything could be okay again,

478
00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:19,932
and this time okay forever.

479
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:23,269
And that's really
all we're doing.

480
00:34:23,352 --> 00:34:26,439
Everything will indeed
be okay again.

481
00:34:26,522 --> 00:34:28,941
- Uh-uh. Okay...
- Especially because

482
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:32,278
there won't be
any human beings around

483
00:34:32,361 --> 00:34:34,864
to change their minds about it.

484
00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:39,494
Uh-oh...
Oh, that's not very nice.

485
00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:40,661
Oh, God!

486
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:39,262
Hello?

487
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:45,476
Excuse me?

488
00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:51,148
I wonder if you can tell me
what time it is on Earth.

489
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,405
I'd like to go back now, please.

490
00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:59,657
I'd like to go home.

491
00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:01,659
You won't be able
to stop anything.

492
00:36:01,742 --> 00:36:06,372
And here with us,
you'll be safe.

493
00:36:06,455 --> 00:36:10,126
I don't care about that,
and I don't want to,

494
00:36:10,209 --> 00:36:13,421
for God's sake,
stay here with you.

495
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:16,924
I just want to be at my
designated fulfillment center

496
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,551
at my allotted hour
of fulfillment,

497
00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:20,970
like a normal person.

498
00:36:21,053 --> 00:36:26,934
You remember that you attempted
to cancel your family's EGG.

499
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:30,605
It's true, I did.

500
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:35,610
But that was
before I knew what it was.

501
00:36:38,487 --> 00:36:42,408
It wasn't really canceled,
was it?

502
00:36:42,491 --> 00:36:45,453
You understand
that your EGG is a spawn

503
00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:49,040
designed to eradicate
the human race?

504
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,127
Yes.

505
00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:55,129
That doesn't matter
to me, either.

506
00:36:55,212 --> 00:36:57,423
You understand
that your EGG is...

507
00:36:57,506 --> 00:36:59,008
Yes.

508
00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:01,677
I understand.

509
00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:03,804
And I know.

510
00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:09,977
I just

511
00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:14,440
want to hold it.

512
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:20,321
Even for a little while.

513
00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:23,991
Because it's...

514
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:26,535
Well, it's mine.

515
00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:11,872
It would be much, much better

516
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:16,043
if it was you who was
coming home with me today.

517
00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:08,763
Jane, oh, Jane, you're here!

518
00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:11,158
Because if anyone deserves
to have their own EGG, it's you.

519
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,767
Nine out of ten of us agree.

520
00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:14,650
But it really does make
everything okay again.

521
00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:16,812
And this time it's gonna be
okay forever. You'll see.

522
00:39:41,378 --> 00:39:44,173
Existential dread got you down?

523
00:39:44,256 --> 00:39:48,135
Well, Mrs. Janet Warren
finally found relief.

524
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,805
Albeit for a limited time only.

525
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:55,142
All sales are final

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