1
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(Bobbi)
Driver, I'm dying in here.

2
00:00:10,233 --> 00:00:11,733
Can't you get the air
up a little bit?

3
00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:13,367
(Eliot)
Mom, don't call him driver.

4
00:00:13,433 --> 00:00:15,200
Yeah, they call
this security, this guy.

5
00:00:15,267 --> 00:00:16,867
Like, he's gonna
stop anybody, huh?

6
00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:18,600
Esther Baumgarten?

7
00:00:18,667 --> 00:00:21,000
No, no, that's my mother,
she's dead.

8
00:00:21,067 --> 00:00:23,267
Huh?
Dead! She's dead!

9
00:00:23,333 --> 00:00:24,767
Okay, go ahead.

10
00:00:24,833 --> 00:00:27,133
(Bobbi)
God, I needed to be
slapped in the face

11
00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,367
with this Vitamin D.

12
00:00:28,433 --> 00:00:30,133
I could feel
my mustache lightening.

13
00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,667
Yup, you told us
and the TSA guy.

14
00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,467
Oh, please, you're just grumpy
'cause you lost your luggage.

15
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Yeah, I got this
amazing suitcase

16
00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:38,800
that I saw
on Refinery29.

17
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It's the one that Drew

18
00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:41,700
Barrymore recommends.
Barrymore recommends.

19
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Oh, Eliot, I am so sorry
for your loss.

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(Bobbi)
It's insane that
you didn't carry-on.

21
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But, look, I had to check.

22
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I had my shampoo
and my conditioner.

23
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And it's made especially
for the humid...ity.

24
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Oh, yikes.

25
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Oh, I love it.
Oh, no.

26
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Welcome to Florida.

27
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America's droopy dick.

28
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* Four and three
and two and one-one *

29
00:01:03,167 --> 00:01:05,300
**

30
00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:09,233
(Bobbi)
You know what?
You could hold my purse.

31
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Oh, thanks.

32
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Ab, something I've meaning
to talk to you about.

33
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And I don't wanna offend.

34
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I really, really think

35
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you need to change your
profile picture on Facebook.

36
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You're not doing
yourself any favors.
Okay.

37
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Why are you guys even
friends on Facebook?

38
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What do you mean?
I'm friends with

39
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all your friends
on Facebook.

40
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And I got news for you.
They request me.

41
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She's right,
I mean, I did.

42
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A couple of times,
actually.

43
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God, do you feel
this Florida sun?

44
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I am loving it.

45
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Bobbi Wexler!
Jesus!
Jesus!

46
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What, this?

47
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It's called "Stand
Your Ground," snowflakes.

48
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Hi, Eleanor.

49
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We're meeting
my sister upstairs.

50
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We're here to clean out Mom's
apartment before it's sold.

51
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These are my three
beautiful children.

52
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These are Esther's
grandchildren?

53
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Oh! Come, give me
a big hug!

54
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A group hug...
How nice to meet you.

55
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(gunshot)
Ahh!

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Damn it.
What? What?

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Fuckin' Florida.

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**

59
00:02:01,267 --> 00:02:02,533
Hello, hello, hello!

60
00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,067
Beverly Baumgarten,
we're here!

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00:02:05,067 --> 00:02:06,167
Hi, there!

62
00:02:06,233 --> 00:02:07,500
(all)
Hi!

63
00:02:07,567 --> 00:02:09,767
Aunt Bev,
you look jah-mazing!

64
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Oh, you know,
one SoulCycle a month ago,

65
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and I swear
I'm still sweating.

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Otherwise known
as a hot flash.

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Ooh!

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(Bev)
Abbi, you're
so much prettier

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than that pic of yours
on Facebook.

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(Bobbi)
Right, I told her that.

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Let me see this manicure.

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What is that,
"Trophy Wife"?

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Second wife.
(sniffing)

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I knew it!
She smells of mothballs.

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Oh, here we go.
You started cleaning out
the stuff before me!

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No....
You have a lot of nerve
starting before me.

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I waited an entire year
to come down here

78
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because you couldn't
leave the city 'cause

79
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you might be getting
"Hamilton" tickets?

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Sheryl's niece is
dating an usher

81
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who could slip us
through the garbage chute,

82
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but we had to be
ready at any moment.

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At any moment!

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(Bobbi)
Don't raise your voice
to me, missy!

85
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I'm the person who taught you
how to insert a diaphragm!

86
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So let's just show
a little respect!

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We're gonna go
to the pool.

88
00:03:01,167 --> 00:03:03,367
(Eliot)
Wait, my bathing suit is
in my suitcase.

89
00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:04,967
What am I gonna wear?

90
00:03:05,067 --> 00:03:08,233
I can't believe I have been
on hold for two hours.

91
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Mmm.
Jesus Christ.

92
00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,800
Also, this bathing suit
is so tight.

93
00:03:12,867 --> 00:03:14,567
I can't believe
Grandpa used to wear this.

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Grandpa?
That's Grandma Esther's suit.

95
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What?
I knew it would fit you,
same hips.

96
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Oh, my God,
this is humiliating.

97
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Oh, own it, boi.

98
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Enjoy your beautiful body
in a tropical climate.

99
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So much better than
disgusting N-Y-C.

100
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So... the key to sunbathing
is to have a solid tan plan.

101
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First I do my back,
then I do my front.

102
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I didn't say it was,
like, a complicated plan.

103
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Okay, so can you help me
put on this 100 SPF?

104
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A dermatologist once told me
that I need to wear 100 SPF

105
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because I'm
"devastatingly white."

106
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What is it,
my fucking birthday?
Turn around.

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El, come on, you need
this too, brother--

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Too hot!

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Respect.

110
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Excuse me, are you
the new on-site mortician?

111
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I just loved Doris' eyebrows
at her service yesterday.

112
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No, I'm the late
Esther Baumgarten's
granddaughter, Ilana.

113
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Oh, you're the one dating
the gangster dentist.

114
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Uh... no, we, uh...
We broke up, actually.

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Good for you.

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Oh, dude.

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(laughs)
The gun holder.

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Amazing.

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(Bev)
Pearls.
(Bobbi)
Crap.

120
00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,967
Ersatz ruby from
Little Richard.

121
00:04:21,067 --> 00:04:23,100
Let's just cut the crap,
Princess Ticklefeather.

122
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Let's talk about the ring.

123
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You really wanna
get into that?

124
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You bet your ass I do.

125
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All right, all right.

126
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All right, Mommy would
want me to have it.

127
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Ha!
It's probably the only
engagement ring

128
00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:36,967
I'm ever gonna have
at this point.

129
00:04:37,067 --> 00:04:39,667
You are so full of shit,
I need a plunger.

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Mommy would've wanted
that ring to go to Ilana,

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00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:45,133
her only granddaughter,
or Eliot even!

132
00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,800
So, now I'm being punished
because I don't have children?

133
00:04:48,867 --> 00:04:51,600
Drama queen.
You know, I still may.

134
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Man, this place is
so magical.

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It's got everything.

136
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Sunshine, warmth, greenery.

137
00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:04,333
Oh, my God,
is that an orange tree?

138
00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,433
So legit,
from "Mutta" Earth, baby.

139
00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:10,200
Real fruit that hasn't already
been licked by a bodega cat?

140
00:05:10,267 --> 00:05:11,500
Oh, God.

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00:05:11,567 --> 00:05:12,967
Nuts.

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Nuts!

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00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:16,533
Man, I feel so good
right now.

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I just feel at peace here.

145
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Of course
you feel at peace.

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You don't have the city
grinding you down,

147
00:05:20,967 --> 00:05:23,067
twisting your titties till
you're beggin' for mercy!

148
00:05:23,067 --> 00:05:25,233
Yeah, I don't feel
anxiety at every turn.

149
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There's not, like, danger
lurking at every corner.

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Good afternoon.

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Hey...
Hello.

152
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Holy shit.

153
00:05:31,367 --> 00:05:33,700
Okay, the gun thing
is actually terrifying.

154
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But other than that, dude,
I'm like... free!
Other than that.

155
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Other than that.

156
00:05:37,433 --> 00:05:39,133
It's, like, why do we choose
to live in New York?

157
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Why do we want things
to be so fucking hard?

158
00:05:41,867 --> 00:05:43,567
It's like our lives are
Richard Pryor's dick,

159
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and New York is
the cocaine.

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Yeah.

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00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:48,433
Wait, what?

162
00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,300
Richard Pryor, dude.

163
00:05:50,367 --> 00:05:53,233
Pam Grier found an actual
buildup of cocaine on her cervix

164
00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:56,533
'cause Richard used to,
like, dip his dick in coke
before they had sex

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so that it would take him
longer to come.

166
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But, it's, like,
just come, man.

167
00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:01,600
Coming feels amazing.

168
00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:03,167
And that's what
New York City is.

169
00:06:03,233 --> 00:06:05,233
One giant delayed orgasm.

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00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:07,433
Instead of enjoying it now,
we're just suffering through it

171
00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:11,233
so in 40 years, we can say,
"We did that! We lived there!"

172
00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:13,600
But until then, we're just
getting constantly fucked

173
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by Richard Pryor's
numb cocaine dick.

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(sighs)

175
00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:19,967
Oh, an open house.
We should go tomorrow.

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I bet they'll have
free cookies.

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00:06:21,367 --> 00:06:22,900
Yeah, I bet they'll
have a free toilet!

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What?
I have to pee.

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Oh, let's go.

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* Angels live
in skies of blue *

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Ohh...

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(door closes)

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This is huge.
Yeah, wow.

184
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Hello.

185
00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:42,433
Hi.
Hello, sir.

186
00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:43,767
Oh, my gosh,
Ilana, look.

187
00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:46,133
The kitchen is its own room
and the windows...

188
00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,533
It's a home.

189
00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:48,967
Oh, a home,
we don't have those.

190
00:06:49,067 --> 00:06:50,533
We have New York City
apartments.

191
00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,067
Well, this place
has it all.

192
00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:55,533
A lanai,
prune juice on tap.

193
00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,267
Life Alert buttons
in every corner.

194
00:06:58,333 --> 00:06:59,833
So, um...

195
00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:03,167
I don't know, how much is
this place, uh, going for?

196
00:07:03,233 --> 00:07:04,600
$425.

197
00:07:04,667 --> 00:07:06,167
425 a night, yeah,
times 30 nights,

198
00:07:06,233 --> 00:07:10,133
that's $12,000 a month.
No, $425 a month.

199
00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:12,367
Ugh.

200
00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,867
We'll take it.
We'll take it.

201
00:07:17,533 --> 00:07:18,967
I could see us living here--
Dying here.

202
00:07:19,067 --> 00:07:19,967
I think that we could
put, like, the sofa--

203
00:07:20,067 --> 00:07:21,167
They have a lot of--

204
00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,567
I mean, normally,
you have to be

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over 55 years of age
to rent in this c0mmunity.

206
00:07:26,467 --> 00:07:27,733
Ohh...

207
00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,900
But you are
a Darlington Lakes legacy.

208
00:07:30,967 --> 00:07:32,267
Yeah, I mean...

209
00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:34,333
we could sign a year-long
lease right now.

210
00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:38,433
Listen, there's already another
couple who's interested.

211
00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,933
And they are the right age.

212
00:07:43,067 --> 00:07:46,300
But... why don't you
go ahead and apply?

213
00:07:46,367 --> 00:07:50,167
There's a board meeting on
Thursday night where the, uh,

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00:07:50,233 --> 00:07:53,167
community will vote on who
the next tenants should be.

215
00:07:53,233 --> 00:07:55,633
You'll have to convince them
that you're the right fit.

216
00:07:55,700 --> 00:07:56,667
Thank you, sir.

217
00:07:56,733 --> 00:07:58,067
You're welcome.

218
00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:01,267
Okay, are we doing this?
Are we moving to Florida?

219
00:08:01,333 --> 00:08:02,833
I think so.

220
00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:05,267
I mean, we "live" in New York,
but do we really live there?

221
00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:07,833
Yeah, I don't wanna
rise and grind anymore.

222
00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:11,500
I wanna rise and then,
like, lay right back down.

223
00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:13,467
Ab, we're doing this.

224
00:08:13,533 --> 00:08:15,100
We're moving to Florida.
(both laughing)

225
00:08:16,467 --> 00:08:17,600
Oh, my gosh, okay.

226
00:08:17,667 --> 00:08:19,067
If we're gonna impress
all these old people,

227
00:08:19,067 --> 00:08:20,833
we got a lot
of work to do.

228
00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:23,400
Oof, it is net-twerking
time, gaga.

229
00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:26,533
Great serve, Edna!

230
00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:27,667
Great return, Ethel.

231
00:08:27,733 --> 00:08:30,400
That was out!
I win, bitch!

232
00:08:30,467 --> 00:08:31,967
Oh, shove it, Edna.

233
00:08:32,067 --> 00:08:33,900
That was on the line,
and you know it.

234
00:08:33,967 --> 00:08:36,500
Girls, you saw it.
You make the call.

235
00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:39,300
I can't tell who has more
power in the community.

236
00:08:39,367 --> 00:08:41,300
Um...

237
00:08:41,367 --> 00:08:42,967
Well, Edna looks
like she's wearing

238
00:08:43,067 --> 00:08:44,767
a really expensive skirt.

239
00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:46,633
Could mean that
she's, like, elite.

240
00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,800
Right.

241
00:08:47,867 --> 00:08:49,233
But Ethel's
so fucking bossy.

242
00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:51,067
I feel like she'd force
people to vote for us.

243
00:08:51,133 --> 00:08:52,567
She's like a cyberbully IRL.

244
00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:54,967
So, like a bully.

245
00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:56,933
Huh.
I forgot about bullies.

246
00:08:57,067 --> 00:08:58,267
You know what?

247
00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:01,467
I don't think we can choose.
We need both votes.

248
00:09:01,533 --> 00:09:03,567
You won,
but you should let her win.

249
00:09:03,633 --> 00:09:04,700
She needs it more.

250
00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:06,333
She needs it more.

251
00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,233
You're the pretty one.
It's the right thing to do.

252
00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:09,333
(sighs)

253
00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,100
You're the one
with the incredible body

254
00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:12,700
and that slammin' tuchus.

255
00:09:12,767 --> 00:09:13,900
It's the right thing
to do.

256
00:09:13,967 --> 00:09:15,567
Maybe you're right.
We've been friends

257
00:09:15,633 --> 00:09:17,533
since we're 16 years old.

258
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:18,833
And I always get everything.

259
00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:20,233
Just between you and me,

260
00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:22,800
I got to fuck JFK,
and she didn't.

261
00:09:22,867 --> 00:09:24,067
Wow...

262
00:09:25,433 --> 00:09:27,100
Wow.

263
00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,933
I do owe her one.

264
00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:31,833
She fucked JFK
so I wouldn't have to.

265
00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:33,833
Ooh, such a predator.

266
00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:35,167
I'm so sorry.

267
00:09:35,233 --> 00:09:37,267
Women have been
treated horrible

268
00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:40,133
up until this time
and including this time.

269
00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,600
Tell me about it.

270
00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:43,067
So, could we call it a tie?

271
00:09:43,867 --> 00:09:45,833
Sure.
Who cares?

272
00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:48,967
**

273
00:09:52,733 --> 00:09:55,067
(scatting)

274
00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,467
(applause)

275
00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:08,300
(sighs)

276
00:10:10,867 --> 00:10:12,033
(sniffs)

277
00:10:13,933 --> 00:10:15,233
(man)
Thank you for calling
North American Airlines.

278
00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:16,233
How may I assist you?

279
00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:18,333
Hi, you guys lost my luggage.

280
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,100
Oh, so sorry,
this is misplaced baggage.

281
00:10:20,167 --> 00:10:22,133
I'm gonna have to transfer you
to the lost baggage department.

282
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,733
Please hold.
What, no,
how are those different?

283
00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,100
Fuck!

284
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,867
Yo, Fabio.
Jesus, Mom!

285
00:10:27,933 --> 00:10:29,133
Why don't you make
yourself useful

286
00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,567
and either help me pack
or thump me?

287
00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:32,700
I'm having a very bad day.

288
00:10:32,767 --> 00:10:34,033
Thump you?

289
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,800
Dealing with your Aunt Bev
is destroying my neck.

290
00:10:36,867 --> 00:10:39,000
She's a pain in my ass.
(long sigh)

291
00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:41,567
Okay, I can't believe
I'm thumping my mother.

292
00:10:41,633 --> 00:10:43,900
Ah, delicious, ohh...

293
00:10:43,967 --> 00:10:45,267
Oh, come on,
deeper.

294
00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:46,667
Right there,
ah, right there.

295
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:47,767
Ahh...

296
00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:49,033
Mom...
Oh!

297
00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:51,500
I can't, you're--
The noises, the noises.

298
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,533
All right, fuck you.

299
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,333
Fuck you!

300
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,400
Sorry.

301
00:10:56,467 --> 00:10:58,600
Dude, we are frickin'
nailing this.

302
00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:00,600
Yeah, I feel like they're
really starting to like us.

303
00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:02,500
I mean, I already got
three marriage proposals.

304
00:11:02,567 --> 00:11:04,833
Ah!
Yeah, I can't wait
to live here.

305
00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:06,633
Me neither.
It is lit-ral-ly, like,

306
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,367
blue skies are
smiling at me.

307
00:11:08,433 --> 00:11:10,567
Oh.
(plane engine overhead)

308
00:11:10,633 --> 00:11:12,133
Shit, ugh.

309
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,167
I almost forgot
we're in Florida.

310
00:11:14,233 --> 00:11:15,333
I mean, if we move here,

311
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,233
we'll be in, like,
Donald (bleep) land.

312
00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:19,233
Maybe this is
a bad decision.

313
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,067
What?
Jaime just texted me.

314
00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:23,800
It is four degrees
in New York City.

315
00:11:23,867 --> 00:11:28,567
And our pipes in our apartment
just froze and burst... again.

316
00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:32,067
This is a good decision,
it's great.
I think it's a good decision.

317
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,100
I love it,
I think it's right.

318
00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:34,367
You know, Florida
might be filled

319
00:11:34,433 --> 00:11:35,967
with (bleep) supporters,
but if we move here,

320
00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:38,833
our votes could
swing the state.

321
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,400
Oh, okay,
now we can't not.

322
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,067
Let's go borrow
Grandma Esther's dope Cadillac.

323
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,533
Head up to "Pube-icks,"
AKA Publix,

324
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,300
and get some goddamn
whitefish salad

325
00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:47,333
for these
old dirty bastards.

326
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,900
(car starts)
**

327
00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:53,467
* Jessemey's got a feelin'
like she want to *

328
00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:56,433
* Standin' in front of me
like shorty what you gon' do? *

329
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:59,333
* Said, Sailor baby, let me see
you do some... *

330
00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,733
* You might say... *

331
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,700
* She work
that booty like a boss *

332
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,700
* She work that booty
like a boss, boss *

333
00:12:07,767 --> 00:12:10,700
* She work that
booty like a boss *

334
00:12:10,767 --> 00:12:15,167
* She work that booty
like a boss, boss... *

335
00:12:15,233 --> 00:12:17,433
* Down, down, get it back *

336
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,533
* Get it back,
get it nice *

337
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:25,500
* Get it...
Get it... *

338
00:12:25,567 --> 00:12:26,867
* Oh *

339
00:12:26,933 --> 00:12:28,667
**

340
00:12:28,733 --> 00:12:31,100
* She work that booty
like a boss *

341
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,700
* Boss, boss, boss, boss *

342
00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:34,700
* Like a boss... *

343
00:12:34,767 --> 00:12:37,867
* She work that booty
like a boss *

344
00:12:37,933 --> 00:12:42,167
* She work that booty like a
boss, boss, boss, boss, boss **

345
00:12:42,233 --> 00:12:43,600
Gorgeous people!

346
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:46,433
Oh, my gosh,
I've got hors d'oeuvre.

347
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,433
Hope you take as
much as you like.

348
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,433
Just remember
to vote for us.

349
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:54,067
These give me terrible gas.

350
00:12:58,067 --> 00:13:00,567
Bitches are horny
for butterscotch.

351
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:10,300
The Darlington Lakes
Executive Board

352
00:13:10,367 --> 00:13:14,267
will now confer
to make a decision

353
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,633
regarding the new tenants.

354
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:21,200
I wonder how long
they'll take.

355
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,467
We've reached a decision.

356
00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:25,200
That was really fast.
Okay.

357
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,133
Congratulations, ladies!

358
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,467
Oh!
Oh, my God.

359
00:13:31,533 --> 00:13:35,533
You're the new residents
at Darlington Lakes.

360
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,633
(applause)

361
00:13:39,267 --> 00:13:41,600
Thank you guys so much,
you're so cute.

362
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:42,833
We are family now!

363
00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:44,533
Yeah, you won't be sorry,
we promise.

364
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:48,200
Well, we'd rather have
two young Jewish dykes

365
00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:50,600
than a couple of (bleep).

366
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:53,400
(applause)

367
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:01,833
(Ilana)
We gotta get
the hell outta here!

368
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,300
I don't even know
what to do with this!

369
00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:05,067
I can't believe guns
come with the apartment!

370
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:06,833
(loud grunt)

371
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,067
A bunch of monsters!

372
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:12,800
(Bobbi)
All right, you let me
have the ring.

373
00:14:12,867 --> 00:14:14,833
And I'm gonna give you

374
00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:18,100
the end tables
and the sleeper sofa.

375
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:22,833
Oh, please, people pay not to
sleep on that pile-a-bullshit.

376
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:25,733
Here's what I'm gonna
do for you.

377
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:29,900
You can have the fake Van Gogh
and all of the china.

378
00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:31,833
(laughing)
China?!

379
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,467
That shit is Ikea.

380
00:14:33,533 --> 00:14:35,200
Do I look like
a frickin' idiot?

381
00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:37,733
I taught you everything
you know, girlie.

382
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,300
You're not puttin'
one over on me.

383
00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:42,400
If you're gonna behave
like this...

384
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:50,433
...then maybe you shouldn't
come to Sandals this year.

385
00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:53,900
You did not.

386
00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:55,533
Yeah, I did.

387
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:59,900
How dare you take
my Sandals vacay hostage.

388
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,133
How dare you!

389
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,067
Un-frickin'-believable.

390
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,933
Now you're Miss Sensitive.

391
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:07,133
You bet your ass I am!

392
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,600
(man)
We've located your bag.
We're dispatching it to you.

393
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:15,067
Yeah, whatever.

394
00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:16,100
(phone thuds)

395
00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:19,967
Hey.

396
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:22,133
(Abbi)
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

397
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,667
Even the type of fish salad
they like is white.

398
00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:27,800
I'm now realizing that,
that the only non-white people

399
00:15:27,867 --> 00:15:30,300
I've seen in the last few days
have been, like, nurses

400
00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:33,333
and gardeners
and, like, the various
dudes driving ambulances

401
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,600
that have come in and out
of the fucking community.

402
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:36,933
Dude, shaming
other white people

403
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:38,867
for their racism
is, like, my thing.

404
00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:40,067
I've been in a haze!

405
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:41,533
New York may be rough,
but at least it's not

406
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,800
a white supremacist's
wet dream.

407
00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:48,067
Get me back to New York
where everybody hates

408
00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:49,967
Donald (bleep)
and Mike Pence.

409
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:52,900
This place is so scary.

410
00:15:52,967 --> 00:15:54,333
It's, like, there
are no gay people.

411
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,667
Ugh!
There are zero
interracial couples.

412
00:15:57,733 --> 00:15:59,900
Literally only, like,
straight white people.

413
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,800
(mimicking gunshot)
What are we? In a goddamn
Woody Allen movie?

414
00:16:01,867 --> 00:16:02,833
Ugh!

415
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,467
Excuse me.

416
00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:10,233
(sniffing)

417
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,567
All right, come on.

418
00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:14,467
Thank you.

419
00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:21,700
So, when we were kids,

420
00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:23,200
Grandma Esther
and Grandpa Zayde

421
00:16:23,267 --> 00:16:25,533
used to take us
to the Catskills every summer.

422
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,900
And the men would stay home
during the week.

423
00:16:26,967 --> 00:16:28,767
They'd come up
on the weekends to join us.

424
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:31,100
So, one summer,
Bev and I stole

425
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:34,067
Grandma Esther's diet pills--
speed, you know, we took it.

426
00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:35,667
And we're trying
to hide it from Grandma.

427
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,133
But she spotted us
immediately

428
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,400
'cause she was high
on speed herself,

429
00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:40,667
so then...
(laughing)

430
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,100
Remember this, Beverly?

431
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,500
So then...
(laughing)

432
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,100
we just ended up
in the middle of the night,

433
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:47,567
you know, in that tiny,
little bungalow kitchen

434
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:50,067
till 3:00 in the morning
grinding our teeth.

435
00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:51,267
And we never told Daddy.

436
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:54,367
No, we never told Daddy.

437
00:16:54,433 --> 00:16:57,967
You know, I lost my virginity
in that little bungalow.

438
00:16:58,067 --> 00:16:59,067
No, you didn't.

439
00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:00,700
You lost your virginity
to Jerry Katz

440
00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:02,300
the year after
I went to college.

441
00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:04,167
Unh-unh, I lied.

442
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:08,067
I lost my virginity
to Neil Friedman

443
00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:09,733
in that bungalow

444
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,233
while all of you were sleeping
the summer I was 15.

445
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,067
Wait a minute, Neil Friedman?

446
00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:17,933
Wasn't he the one
with the scoliosis brace?

447
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:19,267
Uh-huh.

448
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,100
I was so petrified

449
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,100
that I was gonna wake
all of youse up

450
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:27,567
because it kept bangin'
against the headboard.

451
00:17:27,633 --> 00:17:30,867
(loud laughter)

452
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:35,100
Bangin'?

453
00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:38,133
Oh, Beverly,
you know what?
(laughing)

454
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,300
You take the ring.

455
00:17:40,367 --> 00:17:43,433
No, Bobbi, you take it.

456
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,267
No, you take it, Bev.
Who could care?

457
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:48,533
It's just a material possession.
It doesn't mean anything.

458
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,633
Oh, my God, Mom,
you need to smoke more often,

459
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,600
like, every damn day.

460
00:17:57,633 --> 00:18:00,567
I do need to change
my Facebook profile pic.

461
00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:02,700
I see that now, you know?
It's just hard.

462
00:18:02,767 --> 00:18:04,267
Sometimes I wanna be
one of those people

463
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,500
that just, like, deletes
Facebook altogether.
Yeah.

464
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:10,200
And than I can always tell
everyone I deleted Facebook.

465
00:18:10,267 --> 00:18:13,167
But then I'd miss
all the baby pics.

466
00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:14,533
(sighs)

467
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,833
Babies.
Mmm...

468
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,067
You know what,
speaking of Facebook,

469
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,900
and I wasn't gonna
say anything.

470
00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:21,500
But, you know,
now I'm stoned.

471
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,600
I'm gonna spill the beans.

472
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,667
I saw earlier on Facebook
that, uh, Lincoln

473
00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:29,600
changed his status to single.

474
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,467
Cool. Cool.

475
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,867
Hey...

476
00:18:38,933 --> 00:18:40,767
Ilana, where did you
get this pot anyway?

477
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,467
I brought it.
On the plane? How?

478
00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:44,100
In my pussy.
(coughing)

479
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,467
(sighs)
Ew.

480
00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:47,133
I knew, it's a thing.

481
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,167
Oh, big freakin' deal.

482
00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:50,600
She came out of you.

483
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,700
You can't smoke a little
weed that came out of her?

484
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:58,567
* You'll all roll
all over me *

485
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:06,333
Good-bye, you old
Boca box of junk!

486
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,700
You gave us some fun times

487
00:19:08,767 --> 00:19:11,067
and E.coli from
the pool that one year.

488
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,133
(sighs)

489
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,267
Girls, see you
back in New York.

490
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:15,533
Use condoms!

491
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,100
Let's go, El.

492
00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:18,333
Thanks for the full
new wardrobe.

493
00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:24,533
I know material possessions
mean nothing, but...

494
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,200
this car means a lot to me.

495
00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:28,500
Yeah, it's like we're taking
a piece of Florida home with us.

496
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:31,633
A good one,
not a racist one.

497
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:33,633
* ...temp be risin'... *

498
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,800
(both)
Whoo!

499
00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:37,300
* ...from the start *

500
00:19:37,367 --> 00:19:40,067
* Let me hear...
with attacks to your heart *

501
00:19:40,067 --> 00:19:42,167
* Get you back, heart attack *

502
00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:44,733
* Don't you think
that it's fun *

503
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,067
* One more time
blow your mind *

504
00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,933
* All the way to the sun **

505
00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,833
(Ilana)
Ah, I wish you could
come with me.

506
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:53,867
(Abbi)
I don't think I should.

507
00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:55,067
Yeah, probably not.

508
00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:00,533
(sighs)
You let me know if you
need anything, okay?

509
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,167
Thanks, love you.

510
00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:03,400
Good luck, dude.

511
00:20:05,467 --> 00:20:06,833
Okay, here we go.

512
00:20:07,933 --> 00:20:09,067
(camera shutter clicks)

513
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:12,400
Goddamn it!
(loud sigh)

514
00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:16,233
Olivia won't wait around
for you forever, Fitz.

515
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,767
Who am I kidding?

516
00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:19,467
(text alert)
Of course she will.

517
00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:22,300
Hmm?

518
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,033
What?

519
00:20:40,967 --> 00:20:42,033
(chuckling)

520
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,933
* Lady and the tramp... *

521
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,433
* Girl is a tramp *

522
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,500
* You walk in... *

523
00:20:47,567 --> 00:20:48,733
(grunting)

524
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:52,233
**

525
00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:55,167
Hey.

526
00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:57,033
Hi.

527
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,367
You wanna come inside?

528
00:21:00,067 --> 00:21:01,133
All right.

529
00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:04,833
I'm never gonna ask
about the mechanics

530
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,133
of what just happened.

531
00:21:12,867 --> 00:21:15,300
**

532
00:21:18,933 --> 00:21:20,167
(exhales)