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Should we do it?Let's do it!

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Let's do it!

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Oh!
Ohh!

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Both: Yeah!

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Oh, yeah!

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Yeah!

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Oh!

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Huh.
Whoa!

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Who-a-a-a!

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Y-e-eah!

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Whoa! Oh!
Oh!

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Oh!

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Whoo!

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Oh! Yeah!

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Yeah!

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We made a drink!

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Yeah!Man: Excuse me.

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Excuse me! Hey!

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Uh...can I get
a drink here or what.

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Abbi: Here you go.

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Happy birthday,
Craig.

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Retirement.
Thanks.

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Whoops!

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Ooh!

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♪ Four and three and two
and one -- one ♪

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Lesley: Your ankle
is the size of a grapefruit.

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How did you not realize
it was sprained?

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I mean, by that point
in the night,

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I wasn't feeling much
of anything.

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I learned that tequila
is an upper --

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I feel like it was,
like, psychological,

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like the Gazebo effect.

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Placeboeffect?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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I thought that you said
you were working.

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It was just, like,
a really lame catering gig,

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so we were, like,
trying to make the most of it.

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Mm-hmm.

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Thank you so much
for coming over, Lesley.

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You're the best
girlfriend --

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Whoa, girlfriend?

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Yeah. I mean, or partner.
I like --
You --

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I like "girlfriend."
I like girlfr--You know, this --

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I think this actually brings up
an interesting point.

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"Partner." Yeah.
"Partner" is more lesbian.

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No, no. Abbi --
Please don't -- Abbi.I -- I -- Like, I know this now.

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I actually think that...

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that we should
stop doing...

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this.

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Wait, okay. Okay.

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Is this about the --
the "placebo" thing --

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No, Abbi, it's...
It's a lot bigger than that.

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♪ The mail, the mail ♪

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♪ The mail ♪

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♪ The mail ♪

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Whoa, Yale.

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Too Kavanaugh.

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Cornell?
You wish.

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Dartmouth.
Too goyish.

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Okay!!

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Here it is!

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Hunter freaking College, bish.

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And...

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I'm in, Hunter College.
I'm freaking in!

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Master's, bitch.

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Doctorate, bitch.
MD, bitch.

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Well, Master's.

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Whoo! Grad student.

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Acceptance letter, mm!
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm!

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Whoo!

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Hello.

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Can I help you?

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I hear you offer
student discounts.

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So, we can't give you
a student discount

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if you don't have a student ID,
and this isn't a student ID.

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Okay, but this says
that I willbe a student

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in like three months.

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Oh, three months?

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Oh, that's almost as long

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as we've been having
this conversation.

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Okay, Zahm Zena.
Do we have a beef?

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Oh, my God, miss?

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-Okay. Jesus. I'm leaving.
-Oh, no, you're not.

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Your hair.
It's perfect.

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The curls are so plump
yet so light.

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Moi?

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Merci beaucoup,
monsieur.

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I know this is crazy,

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but would you consider
modeling for us?
Stop.

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Okay, stop. Is this some sort
of perverted prank?

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Are you in on this --
'Cause you've been a
bitch the whole time?

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I know this is last-minute,
but we're doing a shoot tonight.

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You know what?
I think that'll be good.

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Perfection --
Just like your curls.

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See you back here at 6:00 --
and be camera ready.

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Okay, 6:00 P.M.,
camera ready.

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Oh, my God,
did you see that?

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That was amazing.

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I'm on a call right now.
I can't talk.

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Okay, something seems
very locked up inside of you,

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so when you decide to change
your life with therapy,

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give mea call.

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I don't understand.

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Like, Lesley,
I-I like you so much.

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We're just not
on the same page.

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I'm a doctor.

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I do jiu-jitsu
and have hobbies.

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And you...

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You just don't really feel
like an adult yet.

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And I'm sure
your life is fun,

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but it's really just kind of
a series of wild shenanigans.

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Wow.

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Shenanigans?

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You're 20s are for...
wild "shenanigans."

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But aren't you 30?

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Wow, wow.
You're fucking nuts, Lesley!

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What?!Yeah. Yeah, you're nuts.

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I'm just saying that you need
to grow up a little bit.

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Mm. Okay. Yeah.
No, no, no. Yeah.

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You know what --
I write thank-you notes

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all the time.

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And my phone screen
isn't even cracked.

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And guess what, Lesley?
I'm going to a play today.

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I'm going to a matinée.Yeah, with Ilana's parents,

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who, I'm assuming,
paid for the tickets.

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Actually, you know what, Lesley?
I think that we're done.

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I think that you should
get out of my house.

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Finally on the same page
about something.

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You know what?

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Why don't you take
your ugly-ass hat back, too.

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Fine. I will.

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Of course it looks cute on you.

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Whatever.
God!

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Oh, shit!

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Great.
Well, thanks a lot.

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Now I dohave a crack
in my screen,

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thanks to your
stupid boot.

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Oh, did the wig not
protect it?

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It didn't.

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DevaCurl?!
Oh, my freakin' God, Ilana!

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I know. I know!You're gonna be a model.

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I literally could not
have done this without you guys.

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Also, I got
into grad school today.

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What?
That's fantastic.

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DevaCurl! Ah! Oh!
I'm coming to the shoot.

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Of course you're coming.
You're my number-one curl inspo.

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DevaCurl. Ah.

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DevaCurl!

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Devacu-u-u-u...

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...uuuuuuuur--

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LOL, NYC.

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Yeah. That is adult.

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Whoo! She got the plaid slacks.
She got the pink sweater.

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She got the tortoise-shell
clip, bish.

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Yass! I love it!
-Oh, my gosh. Hold on.

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Is this
a grad student?

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Oh, well, mm...
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Mm!

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Yes!I'm so proud of you, dude.

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Congrats!Thank you!

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And you must be
my sexy professor.

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Wow, Lesley is a true monster

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if she can break up with you
looking like this.

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Yeah, well...
she said I'm not "adult" enough

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for her, so --
Oh!

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I didn't realize
she was a fucking heinous bitch.

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She smells like
fucking shit.

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She doesn't smell
like shit.

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Always hated her --
never liked her.

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Listen, it's fine,
because I have been flooding

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my Instagram account
with adult-ass pics all day

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so she can see what
she's missing out on.

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Wow. I love it.
Hence The New Yorker.

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Hence The New Yorker,
indeed.

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Whatever.
Enough about Lesley, okay?

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Okay, so, um...
I am scared

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that my brother
is leaving the city.

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You know, I-I know
that he's obviously going

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to be the perfect
Jewish-Canadian VJ --
Wait.

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I'm sorry.
Is your eye okay?

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I'm just going for,
like, a structured

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architectural brow today.No, no.

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Like, it's red.
It looks really irritated.

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Yeah, I got this, like,
AC drop in my eye before.

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It was just, like,
air conditioning pre-cum --

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like Ninja Turtle juice.

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It's fine.

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Is it, though?

188
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Yeah, I'll just flush it out
when I cry at the play later.

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O-o-oh!

190
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Oh, my God!

191
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I didn't tell you
the best news of all.

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Lordy, lordy...
♪ 'Cause Janet be 40 ♪

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Yep, yep, yep, yep!
Whoo-whoo!

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What?
Girl, I got scouted...

195
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to model...
for Devachan.

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Okay? Whoo!

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This is the Vision Board.That's it.

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Yes!Yes!

199
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Oh, here she is!

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My star --
my DevaCurl star.

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No, we had
a wild night.

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Eliot, your sister
is a DevaCurl hair model!

203
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I mean, this is really,
very exciting

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about the modeling,
but, please...

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...let us not forget
this is Eliot's special day.

206
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It is bon voyage to New York.

207
00:09:02,344 --> 00:09:03,931
My favorite neighborhood,
no less...

208
00:09:03,931 --> 00:09:06,034
the Theater District.

209
00:09:06,034 --> 00:09:07,896
Would it kill you to put
a smile on your pretty face?

210
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You have a simply
spectacular smile...

211
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my sweet baby.Hey, hey, hey, lady.

212
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You want a picture
with my daughter?

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She's a very famous
hair model.

214
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Can we just go inside,
please?

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Yeah, you know,
we got to cash in on this, El.

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I mean, one of those
whats-their-faces

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is worth, like,
a billion dollars.

218
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Ilana: You know,
you really should be

219
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putting weight
on the good foot.

220
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Yeah, but it's --
I wanted the heel,

221
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so it just, like, works.

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Look at how fast you're going.
Good job.

223
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Hey, girls.

224
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Hungry?

225
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She's a professional.

226
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Someone's making
a dank Instagram story.

227
00:10:01,827 --> 00:10:03,758
Yes, it's a story
about a grown

228
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woman at the theater.

229
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Theater, yes.

230
00:10:07,827 --> 00:10:09,896
-It's starting.
-Damn it.

231
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Man: I'm so sick
of this attic!

232
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Walk it off, Anne Frank!

233
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Shh!

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Announcer: Please enjoy
a brief intermission.Wow.

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Wow.

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They're gonna win
that Tony.

237
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Oh, my God. Dude...
Does your eye stink?

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Hoo!

239
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Yeah, it stinks.What's going --

240
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Holy shit!
Ilana...

241
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It smells
like prosciutt.

242
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You cannot go to
the DevaCurl shoot like this.

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You got to go to a doctor
right away

244
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and get this cleared up,
for the family honor!

245
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Doctor? I don't have
a "doctor" "here."

246
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Wait, you don't have
a doctor here?

247
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No one in the city does.
That's why it's a cesspool.

248
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All right, it's an emergency!
Go to the emergency room.

249
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Go to St. Vincent's.
-It's condos.

250
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-All right, so Cabrini!
-Also condos.

251
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How 'bout that what's-his-name
doctor on Houston St.?

252
00:11:01,551 --> 00:11:03,000
It's not condos,
but it's a Whole Foods.

253
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,724
Again,
why do you love this city?

254
00:11:04,724 --> 00:11:06,103
You got to get an ambulance.

255
00:11:06,103 --> 00:11:08,034
You -- You smell like
a dog's ass.

256
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:08,862
What'd you say?

257
00:11:08,862 --> 00:11:09,793
A dog's ass.

258
00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:11,551
Dog's ass --
That's it?

259
00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:13,310
What?
Mwah!

260
00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:15,241
Dude...Okay, I know who can cure me.
I got this.

261
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:16,793
Oh, I hope so.

262
00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:19,206
♪ Uh ♪Oh, God.

263
00:11:19,206 --> 00:11:22,862
Come on.

264
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,310
Hey, can you drive me downtown
and just weave

265
00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:32,620
in and out of traffic
very fast?

266
00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,379
Listen,
I'm not a pedicab driver.

267
00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:36,275
I'm a real estate broker.
Read the sign.

268
00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:38,103
Okay, then why do you
have a pedicab?

269
00:11:38,103 --> 00:11:39,931
It's the fastest way
to get clients

270
00:11:39,931 --> 00:11:41,896
to apartments
for multiple viewing.

271
00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:44,379
You know, I think
I-I know you.

272
00:11:44,379 --> 00:11:46,172
Are you a cop?
No.

273
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:49,206
Oh.But you showed my friend and I
an apartment years ago,

274
00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:50,827
a bunch of shitty apartment.

275
00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:53,310
I mean, they were
all literal crime scenes.

276
00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:55,482
Oh, yeah, crime scene homes
are my speciality.

277
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,724
You know, I got an ex
that works in the NYPD.

278
00:11:57,724 --> 00:11:59,241
He hooks me up.

279
00:11:59,241 --> 00:12:00,827
I just give him a hand job
once and a while.

280
00:12:00,827 --> 00:12:02,793
Okay, since we have a history
can I please get a ride?

281
00:12:02,793 --> 00:12:04,724
This is a modeling
emergency.

282
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,965
Look, I've been pedaling
my butt off all day.

283
00:12:06,965 --> 00:12:08,172
I mean, look at my feet.

284
00:12:08,172 --> 00:12:10,655
Oh, Jesus Christ.

285
00:12:10,655 --> 00:12:12,620
Wait a minute.
Flex that thigh.

286
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,206
Whoopsie!

287
00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:15,724
I can see your short
and curlies.

288
00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:17,103
Let's go!

289
00:12:18,275 --> 00:12:19,482
Damn.

290
00:12:19,482 --> 00:12:21,034
There you go.
You got it.

291
00:12:21,034 --> 00:12:23,103
You should see your ass
from back here.

292
00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:26,275
It's amazing.
It looks like a big heart.

293
00:12:26,275 --> 00:12:29,344
Thank you, Pam --
Move! Scram!
Oh, let's go!

294
00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:31,137
We have a medical
emergency!

295
00:12:31,137 --> 00:12:33,206
Look out for the baby --
the baby!Get out of the way!

296
00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:40,172
Well, well, well, Lesley.

297
00:12:40,172 --> 00:12:42,655
One of these babies
could've been yours.

298
00:12:42,655 --> 00:12:44,689
Shit.

299
00:12:44,689 --> 00:12:46,793
Lighting is terrible
in here.

300
00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:50,103
Gotta find another
light...source.

301
00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:02,172
Yes! Daylight.

302
00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:04,862
Here we go.

303
00:13:04,862 --> 00:13:07,413
Lesley's not gonna know
what hit her.

304
00:13:16,517 --> 00:13:19,000
Shenanigans.

305
00:13:21,137 --> 00:13:22,448
Oh, sh--

306
00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:23,689
Okay.

307
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,862
Oh, my God. Yes.

308
00:13:27,862 --> 00:13:31,206
Ah! Yes!

309
00:13:31,206 --> 00:13:32,379
Ow!

310
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,482
Hello? Somebody?

311
00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:35,827
H-Hello?

312
00:13:35,827 --> 00:13:38,137
Abbi?
It's Lesley.

313
00:13:38,137 --> 00:13:43,448
Hey. Lesley.

314
00:13:45,137 --> 00:13:47,758
What's up...girl?

315
00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,034
Okay, I'm sorry.

316
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,137
I have to go before you.
I'm a model.

317
00:13:57,517 --> 00:14:00,827
The doctor's with a patient!Yeah, I'm a model.

318
00:14:00,827 --> 00:14:03,172
S-Stop!

319
00:14:03,172 --> 00:14:05,034
Doctor --
Ohh! Sorry.

320
00:14:05,034 --> 00:14:06,620
Ilana, I told you --

321
00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:10,034
I can not spay-neuter a human,
and it is not reversible.

322
00:14:10,034 --> 00:14:12,517
No, I-I Googled that --
you were right about it.

323
00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:14,103
I'm here about this.

324
00:14:15,586 --> 00:14:18,379
Ugh. Okay.

325
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,896
That looks bad.
Have a seat.

326
00:14:20,896 --> 00:14:22,724
Okay, good girl.
Good girl.

327
00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:24,275
Good --
Good girl!

328
00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:27,931
Well, I actually wanted
to apologize to you.

329
00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:29,379
For before.

330
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:31,344
Oh, yeah, yeah.

331
00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:32,862
Oh, did you see
my Instagram?

332
00:14:33,827 --> 00:14:35,000
What?

333
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,034
Never mind.
Wh-Wh-What's up?

334
00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:43,586
Look, the truth is,
I'm really set in my ways,

335
00:14:43,586 --> 00:14:46,689
and maybe I'm self-sabotaging
this whole things

336
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:49,344
because I have a lot
of fun with you --

337
00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:50,965
shenanigans and all.

338
00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:53,310
I mean, who am I
to judge the way you live?

339
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,206
You know, you're --
you're figuring it out.

340
00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:59,068
Wow.
Well, thanks --

341
00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:00,517
I mean, thank you
for saying that.

342
00:15:00,517 --> 00:15:02,758
I --

343
00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:05,137
You really hurt my feelings
this morning.

344
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,931
I know,
and I'm so sorry.

345
00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:11,793
Do you think there's any way
that we can try this again?

346
00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:13,758
You mean, like,
get back together?

347
00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:16,310
Yes. I'd really like
to keep seeing you, Abbi.

348
00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:17,758
I think you're great.

349
00:15:17,758 --> 00:15:19,482
Well, I think
you're great, too.

350
00:15:19,482 --> 00:15:23,827
I mean,
what are you, uh...

351
00:15:23,827 --> 00:15:27,896
What are you
doing tonight?

352
00:15:27,896 --> 00:15:30,620
Well, I think
I may have a date

353
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:34,586
with my very adult,
very sexy artist girlfriend.

354
00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:37,793
Yeah. I mean,
I'm down to...

355
00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:39,448
hang.

356
00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:43,344
Um, before we lock in
any logistics...

357
00:15:43,344 --> 00:15:46,034
I've, u-um...

358
00:15:46,034 --> 00:15:48,551
gotten myself in
a little bit of trouble.

359
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,862
But, uh, I do need --
I do need you to call 9-1-1.

360
00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:55,655
What? And then you know what?

361
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,068
You pick dinner.
It's totally on you.

362
00:15:58,068 --> 00:15:59,448
I'm cool with whatever.

363
00:15:59,448 --> 00:16:01,689
Jesus Christ, Abbi.

364
00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:04,551
You know, I've gotten
New York City water droplets

365
00:16:04,551 --> 00:16:06,482
in my mouth before,
and I was fine.

366
00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:09,206
I did have bloody stool
for a week or two,

367
00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:11,137
but that's pretty typical
for me in the summer.

368
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,344
Well, thisis
conjunctivitis.

369
00:16:13,344 --> 00:16:14,827
No!
Yes.

370
00:16:14,827 --> 00:16:16,758
You cannot get any closer
than this to anyone.

371
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,551
Please!
I have a photoshoot tonight.

372
00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:19,896
What if I'm paired
with a curly-haired,

373
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,724
non-binary model,
and it's a love scene?

374
00:16:21,724 --> 00:16:23,206
And a little bit of a pinch.Mm!

375
00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:24,862
One, two, three.

376
00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:27,034
Okay.
Hey! Thank you.

377
00:16:27,034 --> 00:16:28,413
Okay, so this is gonna
clear up my eye

378
00:16:28,413 --> 00:16:30,206
and make me "gorgus"
for the evening.

379
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:33,413
No, that's your third round
of Hep B shots.
Oh.

380
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:35,310
You have another one scheduled
for next month.
Okay.

381
00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:36,655
I'm gonna write you
a prescription.

382
00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:38,310
And this is gonna
clear your eye up

383
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:39,965
in about two weeks.

384
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:42,862
Two fuggin' weeks?!
No, no, no!

385
00:16:42,862 --> 00:16:44,965
Look, honey,
I'm a model now,

386
00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:47,034
and this here
is my money maker.

387
00:16:47,034 --> 00:16:48,724
Don't you have
something quicker, like...

388
00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:51,241
bovine growth hormone that
Madonna shoves up her crack?

389
00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:53,655
I need something that will
clear me up tonight.Shh, shh, shh, shh!

390
00:16:53,655 --> 00:16:55,413
There is one option.

391
00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:57,000
Louis: Work those curls, Mama.

392
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,068
Nasty little duet. Yeah!

393
00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:00,758
Kinky, kinky.

394
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:03,310
Give me a...realness.
Volume, volume.

395
00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:06,586
Yes. Work it, Mama.
Yeah, Shirley Temple.

396
00:17:06,586 --> 00:17:08,862
Now lose the glasses, baby.

397
00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:12,793
Uh --
Cut the music!

398
00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:14,206
What's with the patch?

399
00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:15,448
What is this?

400
00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:17,689
Today I'm serving, um...

401
00:17:17,689 --> 00:17:19,275
"Kill Bill" realness.

402
00:17:19,275 --> 00:17:21,413
Yeah, more like
Bob Costas realness.

403
00:17:21,413 --> 00:17:23,413
Lose the patch.

404
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:26,137
You don't want to see
what's under here.

405
00:17:26,137 --> 00:17:27,482
Well, then
the shoot's over.

406
00:17:27,482 --> 00:17:28,793
Whoa, whoa.
What's the problem?

407
00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:30,068
Uh, and who are you?

408
00:17:30,068 --> 00:17:32,793
I'm the manager/mother.Stop it.

409
00:17:32,793 --> 00:17:35,103
You're curls make
your daughter's curls

410
00:17:35,103 --> 00:17:36,551
look like trash.

411
00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:40,068
The rare triple helix --
the Holy Grail of curls.

412
00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:41,586
You must sleep
sitting up.

413
00:17:41,586 --> 00:17:43,758
Of course I do,
I'm not an animal.

414
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:46,206
This is really last minute,
but we're totally in a bind.

415
00:17:46,206 --> 00:17:48,931
You could save the day.

416
00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:52,034
♪ You better work♪

417
00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:55,103
Whoo!
You own everything.

418
00:17:55,103 --> 00:17:58,655
Louis Vuitton,
CHANEL.

419
00:17:58,655 --> 00:18:03,103
All right...
Yaas! Slay Curl Kween!

420
00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:05,517
For the family honor.

421
00:18:07,206 --> 00:18:09,517
"The cast is electric"?

422
00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:13,310
What an idiot.

423
00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:20,344
Huh.

424
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:27,517
♪ Doo, doo, doo ♪

425
00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:29,344
♪ Daa ♪Wow.

426
00:18:29,344 --> 00:18:31,068
♪ Daa daa ♪♪ Doo ♪

427
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,206
♪ Daa daa daa ♪♪ Doo, doo ♪

428
00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:37,000
♪ Daa daa ♪♪ Doo, doo, doo ♪

429
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:41,103
♪ Daa, daa-daa-daa-daa ♪♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪

430
00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,551
♪ Daa ♪♪ Doo, doo ♪

431
00:18:42,551 --> 00:18:44,379
♪ Daa daa ♪♪ Doo ♪

432
00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:47,655
♪ Daa, daa-daa-daa-daa ♪♪ Doo, doo, doo ♪

433
00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:50,379
♪ Daa daa-daa ♪♪ Doo, doo ♪

434
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,793
♪ Doo ♪

435
00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:54,379
♪ Doo, doo, doo ♪

436
00:18:54,379 --> 00:18:55,551
♪ Daa ♪♪ Doo, doo ♪

437
00:18:55,551 --> 00:19:00,103
♪ I would love to ♪

438
00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:02,137
♪ Scream ♪

439
00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:08,827
Okay, so this psycho dumped you
a second time in one day

440
00:19:08,827 --> 00:19:11,344
while you're hanging
between two buildings,

441
00:19:11,344 --> 00:19:13,482
two stories
above concrete?

442
00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:15,482
This bitch is a menace.
Right?

443
00:19:15,482 --> 00:19:16,862
But then there
was, like,

444
00:19:16,862 --> 00:19:18,620
this fire woman
that was rescuing me.

445
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:21,275
She was, like, carrying me down,
and I was, like...

446
00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:25,655
"Who are you?"
Like, she was hot.

447
00:19:25,655 --> 00:19:28,137
Yas.
It's cool that
I can see that now.

448
00:19:28,137 --> 00:19:32,137
I mean, the female form --
God's hottest creation.

449
00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:33,931
Oh, yeah --
"Made in Her image."

450
00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:36,793
Hmm?
It's a Catholic thing.

451
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:39,344
Man, I'm just so bummed
my modeling career

452
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,689
is over before
it started.

453
00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:43,931
But my mom was
incredible.

454
00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:45,413
Wow.
She slayed.

455
00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:46,793
I got to show you.
Oh, my God.

456
00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:48,344
She posted all
about it.

457
00:19:48,344 --> 00:19:49,724
Who's that? Huh?

458
00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:51,241
Aww. Eliot.

459
00:19:52,793 --> 00:19:55,931
God, everybody's
moving away, huh?

460
00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:58,517
But not the most
important one.

461
00:19:58,517 --> 00:20:00,517
The most important person...

462
00:20:00,517 --> 00:20:02,172
...of my life.

463
00:20:02,172 --> 00:20:04,137
I'd give everybody else up.

464
00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:07,103
Yeah.

465
00:20:07,103 --> 00:20:09,034
Show me -- Why don't you
show me pictures of your mom,

466
00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:10,413
'cause I didn't see it.Yeah, I didn't even
give it to ya.

467
00:20:10,413 --> 00:20:11,586
Here.

468
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,586
Holy shit.

469
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:14,620
Wow.

470
00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:16,172
I'm like, "Go, girl!

471
00:20:16,172 --> 00:20:18,586
Slay, girl.
Work it, girl.

472
00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:20,724
Covergirl!
Slay, Mama!"

473
00:20:20,724 --> 00:20:21,965
Covergirl!Covergirl!

474
00:20:21,965 --> 00:20:23,758
Be the curl.Both: Covergirl!

475
00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:24,689
Covergirl!

476
00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:25,827
Covergirl.Covergirl.

477
00:20:25,827 --> 00:20:26,793
Covergirl!

478
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:27,655
Covergirl!Covergirl!

479
00:20:27,655 --> 00:20:28,724
Devachan.

480
00:20:28,724 --> 00:20:29,827
Covergirl!Covergirl!

481
00:20:29,827 --> 00:20:31,448
Covergirl!
Ow! Dude!

482
00:20:31,448 --> 00:20:33,068
Ooh. Sorry.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
Ow!

483
00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:43,137
♪ Cover girl ♪

484
00:20:43,137 --> 00:20:44,379
♪ Work it, girl ♪♪ Give a twirl ♪

485
00:20:44,379 --> 00:20:47,310
♪ Do your thing on the runway ♪

486
00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:49,000
♪ Work ♪♪ Supermodel ♪

487
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,172
♪ You better work it, girl ♪♪ Of the world ♪

488
00:20:51,172 --> 00:20:54,551
♪ Wet your lips and make love
to the camera ♪