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[ Snores loudly ]

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[ Horn honk in distance ]

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[ Wheezes ]

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Hey.

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Oh, hey.
Hi.

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H--

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Were you --
Were you watching me sleep?

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No, I was watching you
try to breathe.

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I think you have
a -- a badly deviated septum.

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But it's a damn cute
deviated septum.

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Aw, thank you.

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I got you something.

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Okay.

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What is it?

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Open it.

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Wow.

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Ah, it's a --
it's a little yellow hat.

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Try it on.

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Oh, I-I'd love
to try it on.

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Ah.

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I love this.

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Really?

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Yes. Perfect.

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[ Stammers ] I mean,
do you think it fits?

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Definitely.
Does it feel loose?

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I don't know what it is.

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Well, you can always
put a bobby pin in

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to keep it in place,
like they do with the, um...

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Yarmulkes?
Yes.

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Wait.

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Why do you know
that word?

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I'm -- I'm Jewish.

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[ Snorts ]

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[ Laughing ] Okay.

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No. I'm --
I'm 100% Jewish.

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Well, you are funny.

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[ Laughs ]
Well...

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[ Laughs weakly ]

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♪ Four and three and two
and one -- one ♪

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♪♪

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[ Chiming ]Ilana: Mommy!

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My Genes&Me
results came!

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Okay, I am...

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[Gasps]
100% Ashkenazi Jew.

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Yeah, no shit.
Ever seen a mirror?

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Wow. Okay.
We have history of anxiety.

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Both: Check.Poor eyesight.

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Check.
IBS.

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Yeah, well...Tay-Sachs disease.

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Cystic fibrosis.
Fragile X syndrome.Uh-huh, uh-huh.

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Holy shit.
Let me tell you
something, honey.

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I could've told you all of that
without your selling

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your medical history
to the government.

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What --
What do you mean?

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Google owns your DNA,
you naive little bitch!

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[ Breathes deeply ]

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Well, I'm gonna write
all about this

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for my grad school
personal essay.

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"Endophenotypes:
The Genetic Inheritance

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of Mental Disorders."
Yikes!

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Okay, what else does this have
to teach me abo--

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[ Gasp softly ]

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God!!

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Abbi.

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What?
[ Chuckles ]

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Well, I just found out

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that I have the richest history
a millennial Jew can have.

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I'm related...
♪ to a Holocaust survivor ♪

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Yah!

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[ "Hava Nagila" plays]

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♪♪

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Hey!

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Dude,
this is incredible.

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There's so few left.
There's, like, none.

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I know,
and I'm 16th cousins

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with one who lives
in Manhattan!
Whoa.

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We have to go right
the fuck now.
Okay.

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Dope, because I know
that I can learn

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so much about
my history or whatever,

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but also about our shared
mental illness. Shwing!

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Maybe I should
get myDNA tested.

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I could be related
to a Holocaust survivor, too.

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Who, a guard?

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Come on, Ilana.

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I don't mean
a full-on Nazi.

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I mean like a Polish soldier
who looked the other way.

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I am Jewish.

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Yeah, emphasis on the "ish."
Come on. Let's go.

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So what are we doing,
the Q or the F?

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Fuck!

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What da hat?

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Oh, this?
Lesley got it for me.

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She saw it
and thought of me.

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It's cute, right?
I'm just giving it a go.

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We'll see.

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Brave.

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[ Inhales deeply ]

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♪♪

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Yeah, so she was just, like, out
and saw it in a store

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and --
and thought of me.

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And...

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we think she likes you,
right?

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Yeah. [ Chuckling ]
Yeah, I mean...

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I think
she really likes me.

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I'm -- I --
I really like her, too.

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So, you're a hat girl now?

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I mean --
I mean, maybe.

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Is that, um...
a problem?

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I'm just --
I'm surprised.

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You know, you've --
you've never expressed

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any interest in hats.

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I watch your eyes when we walk,
when we talk.

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You've never even
looked at a hat.

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Well, I mean, I guess I never
really considered them.

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Right.
But Lesley
bought it for me,

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so I'm I'm gonna
give it a try.One last thing --

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Do you think
you're gonna be a hat person

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for the rest of your life?

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I don't know.

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Are we talking
about hats?

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[ Laughing ] Yeah.
We're talking about hats.

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Hi.
Hi.

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We are here to visit
my very dear, sweet,

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and close 16th cousin
Saul Borowitz.

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Oh, fantastic.

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He'll be so happy
to have visitors.

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Can I have
your licenses?

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And you'll get your licenses
back when you leave.

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Great.

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You can take him
to the commissary,

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or any of the communal areas
on the third floor.

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-Thank you.
-He's in Room 11B.

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-Thank you.
-Thanks so much.

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Do not leave the third floor.[ Softly ] Okay.

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[ Elevator bell dings ]

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Dope.

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[ Sighs deeply ]

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Maybe he's hard
of hearing.

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[ Pounds on door ]

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Should we just
try to go in?

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Let me try
something first.

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[ Handle rattles ]

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[ Gasps ]

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Looks like
I'm the magician

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even though you're the one
wearing that hat.

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Okay, I think the door
was just unlocked.

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[ Jewish folk music plays ]

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Ilana: Saul?
Saul Borowitz?

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I'm your 16th cousin
Ilana Wexler.

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[ Both gasp ]Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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No!

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No, no, no, no.

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No. Oh, God.

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I knew I shouldn't have
stopped at Sephora

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before I came here!

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I'm gonna cover his face up.
This is too weird.

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-Gotcha! [ Laughs ]
-Oh, my God.

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Works every time.
[ Laughs ]

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You know, you must be
one of those Genes&Me kids.

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I can see the resemblance.
Look.

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That's me as
a horny teenager.

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See the hair?

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I guess.

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[ Chortles ]
Have a seat.

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-Wow.
-Great fun, huh?

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Yes. Wild. Wild.

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Very scary.

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So, like I said,
I'm Ilana.

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And this is my,
um...

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Oh, God.
She's my everything.

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But, you know what, I'll just
boil it down to soulmate.

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Let's -- Let's just
leave it at soulmate.

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I'm Abbi.

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Nice to meet you both.

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So, Saul, I'm applying
to graduate school,

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and I'm writing
my personal essay

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about inherited trauma.

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Ah.

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For example,
I experience anxiety diarrhea

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three to eight times daily.Ay, yi, yi, yi.

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Now, do you think
that somatic expression

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tracks back
to your horrific experience

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somehow, for sure?

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No.

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I'm gonna write
"possible connection."

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Okay.
So, tell me everything.

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I want to hear
about mental illness history,

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stories from the old country,
Nazi shit, anything.

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Tell you what.

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I'll tell you everything --
the whole family,

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relatives, everything --

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if you'll take me out of here
for a little while.

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I've been cooped up here
so long, and you know what?

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The food here is
horse shit.

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Hm.Well, the woman downstairs
said we could take you

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wherever you want
on this floor.

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Ah, come on.
It's so strict down there.

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I-I'm sorry, Saul.
We can't.

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I mean, we're just
following orders.

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Well, I've heard
that one before.

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Oooooooh!

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Okay, okay. We're getting you
out of here right now!

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[ Chuckles ] Wow!

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[ Elevator bell dings ]

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Yes! Yes.

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Oh, uh...
this guy had an accident.

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Shit was everywhere.
We gotta get rid of the rug.

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Yep. We're doing it.
[ Chuckles ]

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Getting him out!

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-[ Groaning ]
-Oh, man.

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Okay.
I got --
I can't do this anymore.

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Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
Okay. Ready?

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Alright. Okay.
Oh.

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Shit! Shit!
God...

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Saul!
Saul! Are you okay?!

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Great work, girls.

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[ Sighs ]Ah.

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Smell that New York air.

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It's like garbage.
I love it!

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Oh, come on.

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[ All groan ]

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So let's get you
some real food

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and get into some
real family history.

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For example,
I want to know --

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were your parents mentally ill,
like mine?

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Listen --
Before we get to that...

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Yeah?...could you guys
take me to a shoemaker?

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-Of course, Saul.
-Good.

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We'll do you one
better.

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♪♪

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Ooh!
That looks so nice.

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[ Cellphone shutter clicks ][ Chuckling ] Good.

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Okay, Saul, now that
I've got you in pleasure,

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interview question number one --
what does post-traumatic

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stress disorder
mean to you?

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Look, they have high tops.
I'll be right back.

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He is too cute.
[ Chuckles ]

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You hear him --
[ Gasps ]

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[ Cellphone shutter clicks ]What?

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I'm just sending a selfie
to Leslie.

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Cute. [ Chuckles ]
I just, um...

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I forgot about, uh...
you know, uh...

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Saul: Girls!

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I found it --
a dope-ass pair.

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[ Chuckles ]

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I love these shoes.

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I love them, too.They look amazing on you.

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Really.
You hungry?

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Where do you want?What about Red Hook?

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Red Hook is kind of hard
to get to, right?

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Well, we can always take the --Shut up, Saul!

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♪♪

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♪ Hello♪

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What, dude?

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[ Laughs ][ Gasps ]

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Alan motherfucking Cumming.

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Oh, my God.

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00:09:32,517 --> 00:09:33,862
Who is that?

261
00:09:33,862 --> 00:09:35,862
Both: Alan Cumming!Saul!

262
00:09:35,862 --> 00:09:37,724
Alan Cumming --
the magical, pansexual,

263
00:09:37,724 --> 00:09:39,206
New York City
party boi-nymph

264
00:09:39,206 --> 00:09:40,931
in the beautiful flesh!I have chills.

265
00:09:40,931 --> 00:09:42,862
Okay, should we
follow him?

266
00:09:42,862 --> 00:09:44,379
I mean,
I think we have to.

267
00:09:44,379 --> 00:09:46,034
What?
I'm starving!

268
00:09:46,034 --> 00:09:47,896
Okay, it is not about you
right now, honey.

269
00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:49,896
Saul, we're talking
about Alan Cumming

270
00:09:49,896 --> 00:09:51,586
from -- from
"Romy and Michelle,"

271
00:09:51,586 --> 00:09:52,827
from "The Anniversary Party,"
from "The Good Wife,"

272
00:09:52,827 --> 00:09:55,758
from "Spice World" fame,
Saul.

273
00:09:55,758 --> 00:09:57,551
I mean, Alan Cumming
created his own perfume line

274
00:09:57,551 --> 00:09:59,068
called "Cumming."
[ Laughs ]

275
00:09:59,068 --> 00:10:00,724
Is that LOL genie
or what?

276
00:10:00,724 --> 00:10:02,241
I'm wearing it
right now.

277
00:10:02,241 --> 00:10:05,068
Saul, I swear
to Adonai,

278
00:10:05,068 --> 00:10:07,068
whatever Alan Cumming has
in store for today,

279
00:10:07,068 --> 00:10:08,517
you will be
titillated by it.
Yes.

280
00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:10,344
He represents the real
New York, okay?

281
00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:12,758
The -- The pre-9/11,
pre-"Sex in the City,"

282
00:10:12,758 --> 00:10:15,103
Basquiat,
Keith Haring New York.

283
00:10:15,103 --> 00:10:17,413
The only Haring I'm interested
in is pickled herring.

284
00:10:17,413 --> 00:10:19,310
And as soon as we can
get to that, I am fine.

285
00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:21,275
Okay. We'll do it.You got yourself a deal.
Got yourself a deal.

286
00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:23,068
Let's go, let's go. Let's go.We'll make it happen.
All right!

287
00:10:23,068 --> 00:10:24,689
Come on, Saul.
We gotta catch up with him.Hurry it up.

288
00:10:24,689 --> 00:10:27,379
♪♪

289
00:10:27,379 --> 00:10:28,896
-Alright.
-Alright. We're gonna catch up.

290
00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,724
Giddy-up, Saul!
Come on!
We got it, Saul.

291
00:10:30,724 --> 00:10:31,965
Shit, shit!
Here we go.

292
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,068
We're losing him.Okay. Alright.

293
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,413
We got --
[ Gasps ]

294
00:10:35,413 --> 00:10:37,034
Drag brunch!Drag brunch!

295
00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:38,448
We must!We must!
We must?

296
00:10:38,448 --> 00:10:39,689
We must!We must!

297
00:10:39,689 --> 00:10:40,896
[ Groans ]
Okay.

298
00:10:40,896 --> 00:10:42,586
-Come on, brother!
-Here we go.

299
00:10:42,586 --> 00:10:44,586
♪ You're our guest ♪

300
00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:46,000
♪ You're our guest ♪

301
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,586
♪ Jiggly Caliente is the best ♪

302
00:10:48,586 --> 00:10:50,965
♪ Tuck your dick
between your legs ♪

303
00:10:50,965 --> 00:10:53,793
♪ And shake those unfeasibly
large breasts ♪

304
00:10:53,793 --> 00:10:56,448
♪ A generous pour,
contours and curves ♪

305
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:59,103
♪ All the drinks
that you deserve ♪

306
00:10:59,103 --> 00:11:01,586
♪ We are dressed
in all couture ♪

307
00:11:01,586 --> 00:11:04,310
♪ Just ask our queen,
Sasha Velour ♪

308
00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:07,137
♪ Undo your belt,
loosen your pants ♪

309
00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:09,931
♪ Tip your waitress,
she's freelance ♪

310
00:11:09,931 --> 00:11:15,689
♪ Our mimosa pours will
always past the test ♪

311
00:11:15,689 --> 00:11:18,586
♪ Come on
and bring your nephew ♪

312
00:11:18,586 --> 00:11:21,724
♪ Apply your blush
and then you'll pass the test ♪

313
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,137
♪ Touch my chest ♪

314
00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:26,275
♪ You're our guest ♪

315
00:11:26,275 --> 00:11:29,172
[ Cheers and applause ]

316
00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:31,000
Yes!

317
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,448
Can I take your order,
baby?

318
00:11:32,448 --> 00:11:35,275
Yes. Can I get a coffee
with a side of you?

319
00:11:35,275 --> 00:11:36,620
-Wooo!
-Oh!

320
00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,034
Sau-ul.

321
00:11:38,034 --> 00:11:40,275
Looks like I got a fresh one,
mm-hmm?

322
00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:42,103
I love this place.Thank you.

323
00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:45,000
And I love money,
so make sure y'all tip, okay?

324
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,241
-Yes.
-I'll be back, doll.

325
00:11:46,241 --> 00:11:47,275
Okay.
Love it.

326
00:11:47,275 --> 00:11:51,862
♪♪

327
00:11:51,862 --> 00:11:54,000
[ Sighing ] Oof!
That was good.

328
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,241
Oh, my God, Ilana.
He's at the bar.

329
00:11:56,241 --> 00:12:00,620
♪♪

330
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,724
We have to go pay
our respects.
Okay.

331
00:12:02,724 --> 00:12:04,172
Let's vape
and loosen up a little bit.

332
00:12:04,172 --> 00:12:05,482
Okay. Thanks.

333
00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:08,862
♪♪

334
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,862
Oh, Saul,
this is a marijuana pen.

335
00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:13,344
Ooh, sorry.
You probably don't want that.

336
00:12:13,344 --> 00:12:14,758
Why shouldn't I
get high?

337
00:12:14,758 --> 00:12:17,482
[ Piano music plays lightly ]

338
00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:20,379
Yeah, go for it.Get ripped, 'cuz.

339
00:12:20,379 --> 00:12:22,724
[ Coughs ]

340
00:12:22,724 --> 00:12:24,724
You can't get off
unless you cough!

341
00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:27,689
That's for damn sure.[ Both laugh ]

342
00:12:27,689 --> 00:12:30,206
Both: Conga time!

343
00:12:30,206 --> 00:12:32,137
Ooh, come on, girls.

344
00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:33,896
Oh, my gosh, Abbi,
his friend just left him,

345
00:12:33,896 --> 00:12:35,172
leaving him all alone
at the bar.

346
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,827
Oh, my God.
It's now or never, dude.

347
00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:38,068
Come on.

348
00:12:38,068 --> 00:12:40,000
[ Conga music plays ]

349
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,344
[ Indistinct talking ]

350
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:46,551
♪♪

351
00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:49,000
It's a bare...
with a hint of lavender.

352
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,482
Mm.

353
00:12:50,482 --> 00:12:51,517
[ Clears throat ]

354
00:12:51,517 --> 00:12:54,034
♪♪

355
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:56,000
Hello.

356
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,310
Both: Hi.

357
00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,758
Um, Mr. Cumming,
um...

358
00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:05,068
we just want to say
how big of fans we are.

359
00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:07,068
-Um...
-Yes. [ Chuckles ]

360
00:13:07,068 --> 00:13:09,862
Thank you so much
for bringing us here today.

361
00:13:09,862 --> 00:13:11,896
For bringing you?

362
00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:13,586
We followed you
for, like, 13 blocks.

363
00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:14,965
Cool.

364
00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:16,103
It's really cool.
It is cool.

365
00:13:16,103 --> 00:13:17,793
I think
it's kind of cool.

366
00:13:17,793 --> 00:13:19,413
So you're a couple?

367
00:13:19,413 --> 00:13:20,586
No. [ Chuckles ]

368
00:13:20,586 --> 00:13:21,965
We're just
best friends forever.

369
00:13:21,965 --> 00:13:24,379
Oh, it's just...
the hat.

370
00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:27,275
No, we actually just brought
Ilana's 16th cousin,

371
00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:29,586
uh, 'cause he's
a Holocaust survivor.

372
00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:31,310
Oh, really?
That's incredible.

373
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,689
My cousin.We really need
to cherish our elders

374
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,379
and hear their stories.

375
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,482
You want
to meet him?

376
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,000
-Sure.
-Yeah, he's here.

377
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,310
You've got to meet
my 16th cousin, Alan Cumming.

378
00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:43,241
-He's great.
-He's right over there.

379
00:13:43,241 --> 00:13:46,379
Where is he?

380
00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:47,793
-Abbi, look!
-[ Gasps ] No!

381
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:50,103
Both: Saul!No!

382
00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:51,448
[ Congo music continues ]

383
00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:56,137
Ilana: Saul!
Abbi: Saul!

384
00:13:56,137 --> 00:13:58,551
Both: Saul! Saul!

385
00:13:58,551 --> 00:14:00,103
Oh, my God.

386
00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:03,103
He's gone
for fucking ever!
Okay, okay.

387
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,862
Dude, we'll just see
where the bus stops next.

388
00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:06,586
Okay.

389
00:14:06,586 --> 00:14:08,724
Um...

390
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,758
Uh -- uh --

391
00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:12,068
I can't read
a fucking bus map.

392
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,448
No, me either.
Okay.

393
00:14:13,448 --> 00:14:15,068
We cannot be losing
Holocaust survivors!

394
00:14:15,068 --> 00:14:17,448
Not now that the world
is gaining Nazis somehow!

395
00:14:17,448 --> 00:14:19,034
Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay.

396
00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:21,068
Where would
a Holocaust survivor go?

397
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,448
Um...

398
00:14:22,448 --> 00:14:23,724
Okay, okay.
Think, think, think.

399
00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:25,862
Um, pickled herring.
Um...

400
00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:27,448
Both: [ Gasps ]
Zabar's!

401
00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:28,758
Yes!

402
00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:29,862
Shit!
My hat, dude!

403
00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:31,379
Leave the hat!
No!

404
00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:33,206
It's not that simple!

405
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,068
[ Jewish folk music plays ]

406
00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:37,586
♪♪

407
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,655
To the mayo-based salads.

408
00:14:40,655 --> 00:14:43,206
Saul?
Saul Borowitz?

409
00:14:43,206 --> 00:14:44,551
Oh, excuse me,
excuse me.

410
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,448
Have you seen
an elderly gentleman,

411
00:14:46,448 --> 00:14:49,068
like yay high?

412
00:14:49,068 --> 00:14:51,793
He's also very high
as in stoned.

413
00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:53,551
Oh, he's also wearing
brightly colored

414
00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:55,275
LeBron high tops.
Yes.

415
00:14:55,275 --> 00:14:57,137
I don't think so.
Sorry.

416
00:14:57,137 --> 00:14:58,482
Shit.

417
00:14:58,482 --> 00:14:59,689
Okay.
Maybe we check down here --

418
00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:01,275
Wait, Ilana.
Okay.

419
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,655
Um, I'm never up here,

420
00:15:02,655 --> 00:15:05,034
and -- and the babka
is insane.

421
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,793
We got to get some
while we're here.

422
00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:08,310
I will get
some whitefish salad.

423
00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:10,172
Hey, can I get a pound
of whitefish salad please?

424
00:15:10,172 --> 00:15:11,655
And we'll take that to go.
We're kind of in a hurry.

425
00:15:11,655 --> 00:15:13,000
Thank you.
Okay, dude.

426
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,448
Where else would
a Holocaust survivor go?

427
00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:17,620
[ Sighs ]

428
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:20,310
[ Jewish folk music plays ]

429
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:23,344
[ Sighs ]

430
00:15:23,344 --> 00:15:25,793
Wow, we really got lost
in there.

431
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:27,862
Well, you can't
rush through.

432
00:15:27,862 --> 00:15:29,206
No, no.

433
00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:30,689
The resilience
of the Jewish people

434
00:15:30,689 --> 00:15:32,655
is just astounding.
Yeah.

435
00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:35,275
We got to keep educating
ourselves, you know.

436
00:15:35,275 --> 00:15:37,827
Truly never forget.Never forget.

437
00:15:37,827 --> 00:15:39,448
Shit!Both: Saul!

438
00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:41,827
Oh, my God.
Idiots!

439
00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:43,827
Saul?!

440
00:15:43,827 --> 00:15:45,379
Saul?!

441
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:48,517
Okay, where else
might an old Jew go?

442
00:15:48,517 --> 00:15:50,103
[ Gasps ] A sale.

443
00:15:50,103 --> 00:15:51,517
Genius.
Jew magnet!

444
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:52,793
Yes!

445
00:15:52,793 --> 00:15:56,862
♪♪

446
00:15:56,862 --> 00:15:58,655
Just can't pass up a sale
like that.

447
00:15:58,655 --> 00:15:59,965
No, I mean, you find
the best stuff

448
00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:01,517
when you're not looking.That's right.

449
00:16:01,517 --> 00:16:02,551
I mean, we weren't
trying to shop.
Yeah.

450
00:16:02,551 --> 00:16:04,689
We had to.
We hadto.

451
00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:06,379
Youdon't find great clothes.
Great clothesfind you.

452
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:07,862
Exactly.
Damn it! Saul!

453
00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:09,517
Oh, my God.
What is wrong with us?

454
00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:11,068
I don't know.
I think we smoked too much weed.

455
00:16:11,068 --> 00:16:12,517
We got to go back
to the assisted living facility.

456
00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:13,965
It's getting late,
it's getting dark.

457
00:16:13,965 --> 00:16:15,758
Yeah, you're right.
Also we need our licenses.

458
00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:17,517
Ugh. Good point.
Geez.

459
00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:21,931
♪♪

460
00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:32,241
Hi...

461
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,517
Doris.

462
00:16:34,517 --> 00:16:37,551
There's no delicate way
to put this,

463
00:16:37,551 --> 00:16:40,000
but, um...

464
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,206
we lost Saul,
and we can't find him,

465
00:16:43,206 --> 00:16:44,896
and we looked all over,

466
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,896
all the fuck over,
and we can't find him,

467
00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:50,793
and we're really,
really, really sorry.

468
00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:53,862
[ Burps ] Ooh.
No disrespect.

469
00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:56,172
He's at Ikea.What?

470
00:16:56,172 --> 00:16:57,689
How do you --
How do you know that?

471
00:16:57,689 --> 00:17:00,172
When he breaks out,
he always goes to IKEA.

472
00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:01,482
That's what he does.

473
00:17:01,482 --> 00:17:02,758
[ Chuckles ]
That's --
Well...

474
00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:04,413
That's hilarious.
-...okay.

475
00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:06,965
Didn't I tell you not to leave
the third floor with him?

476
00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:08,137
[ Quietly ]
You did mention that.

477
00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:09,517
I didn't really
hear it.

478
00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:11,793
I feel like that was
more directed to my...

479
00:17:11,793 --> 00:17:12,931
friend,
to be honest.

480
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,413
Okay.

481
00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:18,241
Um, so you guys got it
from here or...

482
00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:22,137
And -- And -- And --
And we could just take --

483
00:17:22,137 --> 00:17:24,241
We'll just take our licenses
back real quick,

484
00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:26,310
and then we'll just be like,
"Great meeting ya".

485
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:27,620
[ Chuckles ]

486
00:17:27,620 --> 00:17:28,862
No.

487
00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:33,551
Go get him.

488
00:17:33,551 --> 00:17:35,241
Okay, um...

489
00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:37,310
Do you think that we can
leave our bags --

490
00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:38,344
Now.

491
00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:40,482
We'll take them.Yeah.

492
00:17:40,482 --> 00:17:41,586
See you later.

493
00:17:41,586 --> 00:17:44,310
♪♪

494
00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:46,172
Ilana: Saul?

495
00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:47,620
Saul?!

496
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,413
Oh, my God, Abbi.
He's here.

497
00:17:49,413 --> 00:17:52,068
Oh, my gosh, Saul, we've been
looking everywhere for you!

498
00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:53,620
[ Sighs ]
-God!

499
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,620
[ Chuckles ]
Wow.

500
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,344
You know, y-you come in
for one thing,

501
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,827
and -- and...

502
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,965
Like your cousin,
the Holocaust survivor.

503
00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:03,137
[ Both laugh nervously ]

504
00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:04,379
Before you take me back,

505
00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:07,586
how about some
Swedish meatballs?

506
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,586
Mm.
I mean,
you know I'm in.

507
00:18:10,586 --> 00:18:12,482
You can leave the hat
in the cart.

508
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,344
[ Laughs quietly ]

509
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,000
[ Clears throat ]

510
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:25,517
-These are so good.
-Told ya.

511
00:18:25,517 --> 00:18:28,482
So what's up with
the IKEA fetish, Saul?

512
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,206
Well...

513
00:18:30,206 --> 00:18:33,000
when I escaped
from the camp,

514
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,862
I wound up in Sweden,

515
00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:38,413
and those people,
the -- the Swedish people,

516
00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:40,379
they were so good to me.Hm.

517
00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:43,413
And their furniture
was so elegant.

518
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:46,827
So this is like, um,
retail [chuckling] therapy.

519
00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:48,724
-[ Laughs ]
-Makes sense.

520
00:18:48,724 --> 00:18:49,862
Well, we had
a great day with you.

521
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,172
Thanks for sharing it
with us.

522
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,137
We learned so much
from you, Saul.

523
00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:55,034
And -- And also,
the, um...

524
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,068
Holocaust Memorial Museum
of New York.

525
00:18:57,068 --> 00:18:58,206
We just stopped by.

526
00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:59,517
You know my motto --

527
00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:01,137
Never forget.

528
00:19:01,137 --> 00:19:02,793
Also...

529
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,655
don't remind me.Yeah.

530
00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:08,137
And you look a great deal
like my father.

531
00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:09,827
-Are you serious?
-Yeah. Yeah.

532
00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:12,620
Really?It's all about --
It's all about the eyes...

533
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:13,793
The moustache.

534
00:19:16,931 --> 00:19:20,034
[ TV plays indistinctly ][ Chuckles ]

535
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,448
[ Both laugh ]

536
00:19:21,448 --> 00:19:23,724
Oh, my...God.

537
00:19:23,724 --> 00:19:25,206
Okay.
[ Clears throat ]

538
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,275
Let me talk to you for one --
one quick sec.

539
00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:28,620
Yeah.
Okay. So, um...

540
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:32,965
I, um...
I feel like I gave, um,

541
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:36,862
this -- this guy, like,
a good go of it today.

542
00:19:36,862 --> 00:19:41,448
And I-I just don't think
that it's really me.

543
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,689
O-Okay.

544
00:19:43,689 --> 00:19:45,896
I mean, I-I-I really
appreciate the gesture.

545
00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:47,517
Like, it was so nice
that you would think of me --

546
00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:49,275
It's totally fine.But, like, it's just not my --

547
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,344
Abbi -- Abbi, listen.
I thought it looked cute on you.

548
00:19:51,344 --> 00:19:54,517
Okay.
But you're much cuter
without it.

549
00:19:56,965 --> 00:19:58,137
[ Sighing ] Oh.

550
00:19:58,137 --> 00:20:00,000
Sweet relief.

551
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, my God.

552
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,482
I feel so much better.

553
00:20:04,482 --> 00:20:06,482
♪♪

554
00:20:06,482 --> 00:20:08,068
Ilana: "It's not about
the hideous hat.

555
00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:10,137
It's about the head
that wears it.

556
00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:11,965
I couldn't help but wonder,

557
00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:15,862
I used to think being Jewish
meant IBS, Tay-Sachs,

558
00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:20,482
inherited trauma,
and childhood contact lenses."

559
00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:22,413
Oh. [ Chuckles ]

560
00:20:22,413 --> 00:20:25,448
"But now I know being Jewish
is about being resilient,

561
00:20:25,448 --> 00:20:27,517
having the strength
to survive the Holocaust

562
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:30,137
in perpetual exile,
as well as being able

563
00:20:30,137 --> 00:20:32,689
to carry a stag table
to the parking lot of an IKEA

564
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,413
at 91 years old."

565
00:20:34,413 --> 00:20:38,172
♪♪

566
00:20:38,172 --> 00:20:40,137
[ Sighs ]

567
00:20:40,137 --> 00:20:42,517
"And I hopeyou
have the strength

568
00:20:42,517 --> 00:20:44,448
to accept this little Jew

569
00:20:44,448 --> 00:20:46,689
into your Psychology
Gradate program.

570
00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:48,206
Shalom."

571
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:54,034
♪♪

572
00:20:54,034 --> 00:20:55,965
[ Sighing ]

573
00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:57,862
Yeah, I'm getting in.

574
00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:02,517
Oh, my God.

575
00:21:02,517 --> 00:21:04,000
Cute as hell.

576
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:08,758
♪♪

577
00:21:11,068 --> 00:21:12,310
Are you performers?

578
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:13,241
No. Why?

579
00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:15,000
The...hat.

580
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,000
Oh, this?
No, this is a style choice.

581
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,137
Usually,
I'm pro-choice,

582
00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:22,620
but I would abort this
if I could.

583
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:24,655
The hat --
I'd burn it.