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♪ I've been grindin' all day ♪

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Mnh. God, I'm gonna go down
a full shoe size after this.

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Whew!

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♪ Tryin' to be
the greatest of all time ♪

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Yeah, not bad.

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-Hola!
-Hey!

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-Hi! Hello!
-Hola.

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I was just cleaning up
my bunions.

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I think that's actually
a callus. Right, girl?

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It's staring at me.
[ Laughs ]

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It's really good
to see you, though.
You too!

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-Man, I love when you come here.
-Oh, me too.

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-Mwah! Mwah!
-Ah!

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Love seeing you.
Mwah!

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-Mwah! [ Laughs ]
-Oh.

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So many kisses.

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Oh, my gosh. Hello.

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Missed you.You too, baby.

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Look. I brought you some
hydrangeas from my garden.

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-Flowers?! In a vase?!
-Mmm!

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New Jersey Hydrangeas!
Hello!

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Okay, what are you guys
up to today?

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'Cause I could really use
some help tackling my ingrowns.

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It's honestly
a three-person job.

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I would love to. I would.

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But we're going actually
to the Javits Center

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to see a big car show.What?!

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Here we come!
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

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Ah, so I'm gonna go change.
Feel free to chill here.

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No peeking, okay?
Go away. [ Laughs ]

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Johnny, would you be a pal
and towel me up?

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I'm a little raw!
Yeah.

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Whoa! Watch out!

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You got to use the tongs
so you don't burn yourself.

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-My feet are raw, girl. Yikes.
-Ahh.

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-There you go. Yeah.
-Thank you.

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Okay, so,
how's it freakin' going?

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Really good. I actually
just redid my kitchen.

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But isn't your landlord gonna,
like, wreck you for that?

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Goodbye Credit Karma
or whatever?

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I own my apartment,
so I think I'll be all right.

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That is so insane.

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I forgot-slash-didn't really
know that was an option.

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You are so mature and adult.
I love you two together.

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Ooh!
And I love that outfit!

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-Look at you!
-Gracias.

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No, it's just
an old handkerchief

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I found lying around.

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That old thing?
[ Laughs ]

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You know, Jaimé, I'm, like,
smelling something funky.

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I feel like the apartment smells
funkier than usual in here.

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Mi amora,
I don't mean to be mean,

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but I think it's your
disgusting feet.

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-Okay.
-Like, I can taste it.

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-I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
-It's okay.

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And I don't want you guys
to be scared to come back.

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It's gonna -- My tootsies
are gonna be fresh to death

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by the time you get back,
if you choose to come back.

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Okay. Give me a squeeze.
I'm gonna go.

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-All right. Mwah!
-Love you, baby.

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-Have fun at the show.
-Mm, bye.

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Mwah! Mwah!
Mwah! Mwah!

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Mwah! Mwah!
Mwah! Mwah! And...

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♪ 4 and 3 and 2 and 1 ♪

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♪♪

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Lisa: Okay, folks, let's talk
about this month's aesthetic.

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As you know, the theme is...

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birds...again.

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Um, the window
has to be awesome.

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It wants to make the customer
feel like they can just walk in

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and maybe, as they get in here,
they might just take flight.

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I think we should start
with a huge bird on the back.

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I think that could be
our feature,

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and we can just
pull it all --

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Oh, totally!
I love that idea!

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Ti-- It's timeless.
And -- and timely.

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Time's Up, right?
[ Chuckles ]

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Anyway, I happen to have an idea
for next month's window display,

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and I was like,
"I should share it!"

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This is, like, a cool
corporate environment

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where I should share my ideas
when I get them, right?

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So, I've been
really inspired lately

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by Gershwin's
"Rhapsody in Blue."

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It would be, like,
a great way to, like,

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really tribute
classic New York City.

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Like, we --Ma'am, where can I
find that shirt?

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Okay, you can call me "miss,"
and this guy right here

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is gonna be around the corner
at the bottom of the stairs.

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But if you hit the vanity
made of vintage teacups,

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you've gone too far.

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Okay, so, picture
this display, right?

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It's a beautiful cityscape
made of instruments.

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I -- I think
that it would be

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a really incredible way
to show the melody of the city.

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Ma'am, where can I
find the, um...

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[Sniffs]
...the smelly sticks?

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Mm. You can call me "miss."

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And you call the smelly sticks
"sage smudging wands,"

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and they're gonna be
over there in the corner,

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right next to the robin's nest
Caucasian headdresses.

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I would be honored
to lead this project.

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You're not ready yet.
Just doesn't happen overnight.

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Plus, you're an amazing
sales associate!

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I c-- I can't afford to lose you
from the floor.

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Okay. Yeah.

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-Okay?
-Thank you.

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I'm gonna go sa--
I'm gonna go sell.

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-Great sales associate.
-Love it.

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Yes. Right.
As I was saying...

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♪♪

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Ooh.

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♪♪

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[ Sniffing ]

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♪♪

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[ Sniffing ]

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♪♪

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Aaaah!

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♪♪

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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Dude, thank God.
Thank God you're here.

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-What is going on in here?
-Okay.

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A long time ago,
I promised Jaimé I would
never enter his room.

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Okay, wait. Sorry.

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The whole time that
you've lived here,

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you've never gone
in Jaimé's room before?

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Correct.
He asked me not to,

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so I wasn't about to be another
greedy-ass white person

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who thinks they're owed
dominion over every single
brown person's territory.

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Who do you think I am,
some sort of Christina Columbus?

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No, no, I --
I don't think that.

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Okay, but then today
I smelled a smell so bad,

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it was the stench of death.

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And I just had to
look in his room.

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And that's when
I discovered...

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What?

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Dude, what did you discover?

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♪♪

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Okay. I need to warn you.
It's really, really bad.

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Like, have you ever seen
"American Psycho"?

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-Yeah.
-Or "Sicario"?

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No, I didn't see that.

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Or Matt Damon try to talk
about sexual assault?

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-[ Gasps ]
-'Cause this is worse.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Jaimé is a hoarder.

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Bomp-bomp,
boww-oh-wooooowwwwww!

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♪ Let's go ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Heads up ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Let's go ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Heads up ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Let's go ♪

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Ilana, I think
I found the source!

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Whew! Ugh!
Ugh. I smell it.

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-[ Coughs ]
-Okay, now I know he's crazy.

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I mean, who doesn't finish
an everything bagel

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with cream cheese?

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Okay, Abbi, we don't
call people "crazy"

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'cause it stigmatizes
mental illness.

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Yeah, okay.

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Maybe he meant to finish it,
but then it fell behind...

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this tube of rocks?

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-Oh, my God.
-But he didn't notice the smell?

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Abbi, denial ain't
just a river in, um...

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♪♪

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He's in denial.

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♪ Back it up, back it up,
back it up, back it up ♪

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♪ Back it up, back it up,
back it up, back, heads up ♪

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Oh, God. I could not have
done this without you.

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Thank you so much for
leaving work for this.

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Yeah, it's not like
they even need me there.

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I told Lisa about the
window-display idea,

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and she was like,
"You're just not ready."

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Ugh! She cannot
talk to you like that.

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She's not the boss of you.

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I mean, she literally is the
boss of me. She's my boss.

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Wait.

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It is, like, so cuckoo

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that Jaimé kept all my psych
textbooks from college.

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-Yeah.
-Like, what?

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Oh, my God. Hoarding.

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Okay. [ Clears throat ]

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"A person who suffers
from hoarding experiences

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extreme distress

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at the thought of discarding
of their valued items."

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[ Both snicker ]

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-Uh, doy-ee!
-Got it.

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Make you buy the book.
Duh! We're, like...

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We -- We know.

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All right. I'm gonna skip ahead
to the, uh, treatment section.

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Okay, yeah, let's see
what they have to say, huh?

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"Treatment -- absolutely never,
ever, under any circumstances...

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m-move the hoarder's
possessions without them."

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♪♪

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Oh.

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♪♪

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-All right. Think it matches?
-Close enough, right?

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So good you took
this photo, dude.

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Oh, my God, I needed to.
My mother lives for this shit.

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Whenever she's on a diet
and needs to stop herself

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from eating, she just
Googles hoarder photos.

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Loses her appetite
immediately.

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♪♪

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[ Indistinct conversation ]

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[ Chuckles ]
Hi. What? Hello.

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Welcome.

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Jaimé, Johnny,
please take a seat.

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♪♪

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Okay.
Hola,Abbi.

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Hi. Hey.

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-Wait. I think I'm gonna go.
-No!

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You helped me decorate
my whole office.

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You don't want to see
the magic happen in it?

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Okay, listen, I thought
that I could do this,

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but when my parents
got divorced,

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I had to go through
a lot of therapy,

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and this is actually
very triggering for me.

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-Mm.
-I'm not good with therapy.

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Okay. If you stay, you can
have some of the cheese.

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Ilana.
W-What the hell is going on?

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Okay, so, before we begin,
I want to assure you

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I would never share
what happens in this room

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with anybody
in my personal life.

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But is that because, like,
most of the people

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in your personal life are,
like, in this room right now?

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Mm. So true.

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See, we are already making some
excellent discoveries here.

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I'm just gonna write this down.

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Where'd you get that?
Did -- Did you go in my room?

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I-I'm sorry, but this is what
I wanted to talk to you about.

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That I-I know that
you're a h-hoarder.

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-What?
-I'm sorry, okay?

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-It -- It's okay. We love you.
-We love you.

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And we just want to help.
Okay?

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I had to go in your room
because I smelled

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what I thought could
only be the stench of death.

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But then I later discovered
it was an unfinished

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everything bagel
with cream cheese,

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which -- no judgment --
is way worse.

244
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Who doesn't finish
an everything bagel?
Right?

245
00:09:51,689 --> 00:09:54,241
I am not playing
this little game, okay?

246
00:09:54,241 --> 00:09:55,655
And don't go
into my room again.

247
00:09:55,655 --> 00:09:57,689
-Jaimé.
-Jaimé. Jaimé, wait. Hold on.

248
00:09:57,689 --> 00:09:59,655
Hold on a second.
Come here.

249
00:09:59,655 --> 00:10:02,655
Here, babe. It's okay.

250
00:10:18,344 --> 00:10:19,689
I think it's going well.

251
00:10:19,689 --> 00:10:21,241
-Really good.
-Yeah.

252
00:10:28,206 --> 00:10:30,068
Mmm.

253
00:10:30,068 --> 00:10:34,758
♪♪

254
00:10:34,758 --> 00:10:37,827
Hold on. Ilana, are you
using the same cheese grater

255
00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:39,827
on the cheese that
you're using on your feet?

256
00:10:39,827 --> 00:10:42,689
Yeah. Okay. Let's dig in.
Welcome back.

257
00:10:42,689 --> 00:10:44,482
Okay, but just so you know,
it's not that

258
00:10:44,482 --> 00:10:46,482
I'm not still mad
about you going into my room.

259
00:10:46,482 --> 00:10:48,827
Not cool. Very not cool.
-Totally not cool.

260
00:10:48,827 --> 00:10:51,172
I'm glad that you're
honoring your instincts.

261
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,172
And good for you
for setting boundaries.

262
00:10:53,172 --> 00:10:55,379
I just want you to
explore your feelings

263
00:10:55,379 --> 00:10:57,000
in a judgment-free zone,
okay?

264
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,551
This is a safe space.

265
00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:01,758
Well, not literally safe.

266
00:11:01,758 --> 00:11:03,793
How about we start with
looking at the most common

267
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:06,068
causes of hoarding and see if
you connect with any of them?

268
00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:07,896
Now, I don't want to
put words in your mouth,

269
00:11:07,896 --> 00:11:11,413
but hoarding often develops
as a coping mechanism

270
00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:14,034
for a feeling
of a lack of control.

271
00:11:14,034 --> 00:11:15,896
Does that
resonate with you?

272
00:11:15,896 --> 00:11:17,655
W-Well, obviously,
before I became a citizen,

273
00:11:17,655 --> 00:11:19,758
you know, I was always
so anxious about my status.

274
00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:21,965
And, you know, you feel
this lack of control.

275
00:11:21,965 --> 00:11:23,586
Very powerless, you know?Mm.

276
00:11:23,586 --> 00:11:25,241
That's really when it started
to all pile up.

277
00:11:25,241 --> 00:11:26,655
Abbi: Okay, I-I'm sorry
to interrupt.

278
00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:28,965
I'm still feeling very
uncomfortable in general,

279
00:11:28,965 --> 00:11:30,758
and I'm also
starting to feel ill,

280
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,379
probably because
I've been eating cheese

281
00:11:32,379 --> 00:11:33,827
that's mixed in
with your heel skin.

282
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,103
I'm -- I'm so sorry
that my emotions

283
00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:36,724
are making you
this uncomfortable.

284
00:11:36,724 --> 00:11:39,793
I love you and support you.
This is about Ilana's feet.

285
00:11:39,793 --> 00:11:41,793
One moment, please.
Abbi, relax.

286
00:11:41,793 --> 00:11:44,103
I put the grater in Barbicide
after I use it on my feet.

287
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:45,517
Do you think I'm an idiot?

288
00:11:45,517 --> 00:11:47,551
Barbicide?

289
00:11:47,551 --> 00:11:51,172
Okay, so, what I'm sensing
is that the hoarding...

290
00:11:51,172 --> 00:11:53,793
[ Gagging ]...provides a sense of comfort
in times of stress.

291
00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:56,241
It's gotten a lot worse lately,
to be honest, and I don't...

292
00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:57,586
I don't know why, 'cause I --

293
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,482
I really have been
so happy with you.

294
00:11:59,482 --> 00:12:01,000
I know you have, babe.

295
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,448
You know, I often
encounter in my work

296
00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:07,137
people struggling with the
duality of relationships.

297
00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:08,551
You know, maybe
there's something

298
00:12:08,551 --> 00:12:10,379
about this relationship,

299
00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:13,965
even if it's going dopely,
that's causing anxiety.

300
00:12:13,965 --> 00:12:16,275
I'm sorry, but, Ilana, do I
have to go to the hospital?

301
00:12:16,275 --> 00:12:17,517
Oh, my God.

302
00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:19,620
Okay, you are wasting
Jaimé's hour.

303
00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:22,689
Okay? This is so unprofessional!
I'll handle it, okay?

304
00:12:22,689 --> 00:12:24,724
[ Indistinct arguing ]

305
00:13:13,344 --> 00:13:15,517
Okay, dude,
just be honest with me.

306
00:13:15,517 --> 00:13:17,896
Did I or did I not eat
your foot cheese?

307
00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:20,379
What part of "I put the cheese
grater in Barbicide

308
00:13:20,379 --> 00:13:22,448
before it touches the cheese"
do you not understand?

309
00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:24,034
And not for nothing,
you're probably

310
00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:25,931
lactose-intolerant 'cause
you're an Ashkenazi Jew.

311
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,379
Or maybe you didn't
know that. Okay?

312
00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:29,344
And have you never sucked
on a couple toes before?

313
00:13:29,344 --> 00:13:31,172
-I have sucked on toes.
-Really?

314
00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:32,896
-Yeah.
-Because you're lucky, girl.

315
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,862
A lot of people pay good money
for my foot shavings.

316
00:13:35,862 --> 00:13:37,758
They do?

317
00:13:37,758 --> 00:13:39,620
Ooh! Look at these two.

318
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:42,103
Am I good, or am I good?
[ Chuckles ]

319
00:13:42,103 --> 00:13:44,517
All right, that is about all
the time we have for this week.

320
00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:46,344
Actually, we went a little bit
over, but that's okay.

321
00:13:46,344 --> 00:13:48,862
I want to thank you for making
me confront my hoardiness,

322
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,068
because it made me see
that I was just putting it

323
00:13:51,068 --> 00:13:52,965
as a barrier for the next
step in our relationship.

324
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:55,103
That's the best thing
a therapist can hear.

325
00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:58,689
Mi amor,I decided
to move in with Johnny,

326
00:13:58,689 --> 00:14:00,206
in his house in New Jersey.

327
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,137
-Yeah!
-A house!

328
00:14:02,137 --> 00:14:04,241
Oh, my goodness!

329
00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:06,827
No. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

330
00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:09,517
Where the fuck is the
reverse-psychology section?!

331
00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:11,482
Where is it?!
-Okay.

332
00:14:14,206 --> 00:14:15,724
Jaimé, I don't like
to say "crazy,"

333
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,206
but you are fuckin' nuts, okay?

334
00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:19,172
Moving to Jersey?! What are
you, Bruce Springsteen?!

335
00:14:19,172 --> 00:14:23,241
You're like...
♪ Henh, henh, huhhhggh, eghghh ♪

336
00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:24,931
But I've --
I've never done this.

337
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:26,896
So you don't even know
Bruce Springsteen?

338
00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,758
Why would you move to Jersey?Baby, listen.

339
00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:31,517
You were right -- I need to
stop self-sabotaging myself.

340
00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:33,827
Now I need to take the next step
with my boyfriend.

341
00:14:33,827 --> 00:14:35,896
I see -- One therapy session,
and now you're cured!

342
00:14:35,896 --> 00:14:38,344
-Okay, great.
-Not a real therapy session.

343
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,310
Please! It wasn't.
I'm sorry. It's not.

344
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:42,379
Classic denial!
You are mental, bro!

345
00:14:42,379 --> 00:14:44,827
Abbi: Ilana, can I talk
to you for a second?

346
00:14:44,827 --> 00:14:46,689
Let me just talk to you
for a second over here. Okay.

347
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:48,586
If this is about
the fuckin' foot cheese,

348
00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:50,517
I swear to God, Abbi...No, listen, dude.

349
00:14:50,517 --> 00:14:52,724
I think you need to take
some of your own advice.

350
00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:55,655
You just told Jaimé
that his hoarding problem

351
00:14:55,655 --> 00:14:58,689
was due to maybe
a lack of control, right?

352
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,000
Yeah.I feel like that's happening
with you right now.

353
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,655
I mean, him moving out
is a huge deal,

354
00:15:02,655 --> 00:15:04,551
and you're trying
to control him.

355
00:15:04,551 --> 00:15:06,586
You have to let him
live his own life.

356
00:15:06,586 --> 00:15:08,379
I said all that, huh?

357
00:15:08,379 --> 00:15:10,724
Yeah, you did.

358
00:15:10,724 --> 00:15:14,103
Hey, you guys. Fully sorry.
That was stupid.

359
00:15:14,103 --> 00:15:16,034
-It's okay.
-It's not about me.

360
00:15:16,034 --> 00:15:17,551
I am so sorry.
-Mm. It's all good.

361
00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:19,413
You know, this is
right for you guys.

362
00:15:19,413 --> 00:15:21,482
And you know what?
I think I've been scared

363
00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:24,206
because I have been feeling
like this was coming.

364
00:15:24,206 --> 00:15:25,793
Well, it's scary for me, too.

365
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:27,655
I haven't lived without you
in such a long time.

366
00:15:27,655 --> 00:15:29,827
But you know what?
It's super easy. Just Montclair.

367
00:15:29,827 --> 00:15:32,034
It's, like, across the pond,
you know?

368
00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:33,931
Wait. Where's Mon-claya?

369
00:15:33,931 --> 00:15:36,310
-It's "Montclair."
-Montclair!

370
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,379
Um, so, who is this
Bruce Springsteen again?

371
00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:40,068
Yeah, I don't really know
his music.

372
00:15:40,068 --> 00:15:42,206
-You don't know who The Boss is?
-Mnh-mnh.

373
00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:44,551
What does he sound like?

374
00:15:44,551 --> 00:15:47,448
[ Fingers snapping ]Yeah.

375
00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:50,310
♪ [ Grunting ]
Hey, mm, hey, he-hoo-ho ♪

376
00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:53,275
♪ Hey, mm, hey, hm, hey,
hmm-hmm ♪

377
00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:55,586
♪ Hey, mm, baby! ♪

378
00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:57,620
-Right. I-I now get the vibe.
-You got it?

379
00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,034
-Ah, yes.
-I get the vibe.

380
00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:03,551
♪♪

381
00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:11,620
Hey, Johnny.
Can I ask you something?

382
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:15,482
-Yeah.
-Am I a good therapist?

383
00:16:15,482 --> 00:16:17,689
Well, I'll tell you this.

384
00:16:17,689 --> 00:16:20,551
No matter how wildly
unprofessional you were,

385
00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:23,551
you made the space for Jaimé
to talk about his issues.

386
00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:25,827
That's really all you can do
as a therapist, right?

387
00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:27,448
Just make the space.

388
00:16:27,448 --> 00:16:28,931
Yeah.

389
00:16:28,931 --> 00:16:30,344
-Thank you so much.
-Ah, yeah.

390
00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:31,655
Jaimé: Come here.
Let me show you something.

391
00:16:31,655 --> 00:16:34,310
-Ilana, dude! That's it!
-What?

392
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:37,551
"Make the space." I need to make
the space in Anthropologie.

393
00:16:37,551 --> 00:16:40,034
No one's gonna be like,
"Hey, Abbi, you want
to do a window display?"

394
00:16:40,034 --> 00:16:42,862
No, I got to fuckin'
do it myself.
Yes!

395
00:16:42,862 --> 00:16:46,862
Dude, and I can use all this
trash to, like, make the...

396
00:16:46,862 --> 00:16:49,103
What was that, Abbi?
What did you call it?

397
00:16:49,103 --> 00:16:50,689
Sorry, did I say --
Did I say "trash"?

398
00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:52,724
I meant "precious objects."Mm.

399
00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:54,758
I can use all these beautiful,
precious objects...

400
00:16:54,758 --> 00:16:56,034
to make the display.

401
00:16:56,034 --> 00:16:57,137
That is it!

402
00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:58,379
-Yes!
-This is kismet.

403
00:16:58,379 --> 00:17:00,655
Follow your third eye --
your clit.

404
00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:02,896
Right. Yeah. Thank you
for making me stay, dude.

405
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,517
Really. It was worth it.

406
00:17:04,517 --> 00:17:06,655
Even if I had to eat
your foot cheese.

407
00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:08,482
It always is.

408
00:17:08,482 --> 00:17:18,344
♪♪

409
00:17:18,344 --> 00:17:28,172
♪♪

410
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:38,034
♪♪

411
00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:47,896
♪♪

412
00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:49,758
[ Slurring ]
Christina, come on!

413
00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:52,689
You got to let me see
my baby boy!

414
00:17:52,689 --> 00:17:56,896
Of course I'm responsible enough
to be a dad!

415
00:17:56,896 --> 00:17:58,724
[ Urinating ]

416
00:17:58,724 --> 00:18:00,413
Ohh. Christina!

417
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,827
-Nasty.
-Don't hang up!

418
00:18:02,827 --> 00:18:05,482
Wha-- No.
You're not listening.

419
00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:08,413
You're not li-- Christina!
You're not listening!

420
00:18:08,413 --> 00:18:14,482
♪♪

421
00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:16,896
You're doing it!

422
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,931
This is incredible!

423
00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:22,620
As per uszh -- couldn't
have done it without ya.

424
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:27,034
♪♪

425
00:18:29,379 --> 00:18:31,344
[ Snoring ]

426
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,000
♪♪

427
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,448
[ Alarm blaring ]

428
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,586
-Ilana.
-[ Gasps ]

429
00:18:38,586 --> 00:18:40,551
We got to go, dude.

430
00:18:40,551 --> 00:18:43,931
-Okay.
-We got to go.

431
00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:45,689
-Good morning, bitch.
-Jesus!

432
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,517
Ilana, what?

433
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:50,758
Yeah, I guess
I got carried away.

434
00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:52,689
-How do I look?
-Anthro-perfect.

435
00:18:52,689 --> 00:18:54,793
Okay, Ilana,
the most important part

436
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:56,896
is that I made
the space for my art.That's right.

437
00:18:56,896 --> 00:19:01,655
No matter what the outcome,
I feel completely at peace.

438
00:19:01,655 --> 00:19:03,793
You motherfuckers.

439
00:19:03,793 --> 00:19:06,827
This is insane. You know what?
Zoe, you're the fucking worst.

440
00:19:06,827 --> 00:19:09,448
I dareyou to find
someone who can fold

441
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,344
a tunic sweater
better than me!

442
00:19:11,344 --> 00:19:13,137
Ilana, let's go!

443
00:19:13,137 --> 00:19:15,448
Whatever, dude.
They don't deserve you.

444
00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:19,000
Those corporate fashion fat cats
don't know real art.

445
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,241
Yeah, that's true, but...
let's just get out of here.

446
00:19:21,241 --> 00:19:23,344
Uhp, hold up. Let's just
take a photo real quick

447
00:19:23,344 --> 00:19:24,724
in front
of your masterpiece.

448
00:19:24,724 --> 00:19:26,068
For your portfolio!

449
00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:28,172
-Okay.
-Come on.

450
00:19:29,827 --> 00:19:32,965
Okay.
Here we go.

451
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:35,448
[ Camera shutter clicks ]Oh, my God!

452
00:19:35,448 --> 00:19:37,137
-What?
-Rat Bastard!

453
00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:39,586
Oh, my God!
Ilana, what?!

454
00:19:39,586 --> 00:19:44,241
Okay, I-I put a rodent and
hoarder trash in their window.

455
00:19:44,241 --> 00:19:47,103
I think they actually made
the right call.

456
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:50,655
Damn. First Jaimé,
and now Rat Bastard.

457
00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:53,793
Looks like all my roommates
are moving out.

458
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,482
Yo, you know what?
It's pretty badass

459
00:19:55,482 --> 00:19:57,758
to be banned from every
Anthropologie in the country.

460
00:19:57,758 --> 00:19:59,758
Like, not many people
can say that.

461
00:19:59,758 --> 00:20:02,896
Yeah, I mean, that is true.
And you know what?

462
00:20:02,896 --> 00:20:04,689
Like, "make the space"

463
00:20:04,689 --> 00:20:07,103
is still, like,
exactly what I need right now.

464
00:20:07,103 --> 00:20:09,689
I just need to get a day job
that pays the bills,

465
00:20:09,689 --> 00:20:12,758
and then I can focus on my
artwork in my life, you know?

466
00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:14,241
Make the space.

467
00:20:14,241 --> 00:20:17,517
Dude, yes! I am, like,
so inspired by you.

468
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,275
You know, I know
I got carried away

469
00:20:19,275 --> 00:20:20,931
with this whole
therapist thing,

470
00:20:20,931 --> 00:20:23,275
but helping Jaimé
with his mental health

471
00:20:23,275 --> 00:20:26,965
really felt, like,
right and good.

472
00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:29,241
I think I might want
to, like, pursue it

473
00:20:29,241 --> 00:20:32,172
as a...career thing.

474
00:20:32,172 --> 00:20:34,758
Like, obviously in addition
to my Phone Wigs hustle.

475
00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:36,724
Dude, you would be
incredible at that.

476
00:20:36,724 --> 00:20:38,068
Are you serious?

477
00:20:38,068 --> 00:20:41,241
Yes, and totally
and completely, and yes.

478
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,931
Ooh, my mom
is gonna flip out.

479
00:20:42,931 --> 00:20:44,586
Okay, I think I might, like,
start, like, "researching,"

480
00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:46,517
like, "schools"
to apply to.

481
00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:48,689
Is that crazy?No, not at all.

482
00:20:48,689 --> 00:20:50,586
But, listen, you
shouldn't use that word.

483
00:20:50,586 --> 00:20:53,827
My therapist says it
stigmatizes mental illness.

484
00:20:53,827 --> 00:20:56,586
Wait.
You have a therapist?

485
00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:57,862
-You.
-Oh, my God.

486
00:20:57,862 --> 00:20:59,931
We might have to
stop our sessions

487
00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:03,413
because I can't be in love
with my favorite patient.

488
00:21:11,724 --> 00:21:14,000
[ All grunting melodically
as Bruce Springsteen ]

489
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,896
♪ Like, on the streets,
hey, hunhhh ♪

490
00:21:17,896 --> 00:21:20,206
Yeah. And the shoulders.
The shoulders just go...

491
00:21:20,206 --> 00:21:22,448
♪ Hunh, hey,
secret garden ♪

492
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,413
There it is.
There it is!