1 00:00:07,655 --> 00:00:09,344 Since consciously uncoupling from Deals, Deals, Deals, 2 00:00:09,344 --> 00:00:10,655 I've been catering regularly and babysitting 3 00:00:10,655 --> 00:00:12,206 whenever I need dat cash. 4 00:00:12,206 --> 00:00:13,862 Although I was making an ass-load of money at 5 00:00:13,862 --> 00:00:16,137 Sushi Mambeaux until they got shut the eff down 6 00:00:16,137 --> 00:00:18,379 for a gnarly bed bugs infestation. 7 00:00:18,379 --> 00:00:19,862 I'm clean now. I'm -- I'm fully clean. 8 00:00:19,862 --> 00:00:21,793 Uh, wow, uh, usually, we don't get 9 00:00:21,793 --> 00:00:23,000 everybody's back story. 10 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,827 That's, uh, surprising. 11 00:00:25,827 --> 00:00:26,862 Living on the edge. 12 00:00:26,862 --> 00:00:28,068 [ Both laugh ] 13 00:00:28,068 --> 00:00:32,034 [ Forced laughter ] 14 00:00:32,034 --> 00:00:33,172 To circle back... 15 00:00:33,172 --> 00:00:34,758 Mm. 16 00:00:34,758 --> 00:00:37,379 We have medium-speed Wi-Fi, draft beer on tap -- 17 00:00:37,379 --> 00:00:38,758 Okay, what? 18 00:00:38,758 --> 00:00:40,896 Girl, I hope I get to work here! 19 00:00:40,896 --> 00:00:42,344 So do we! 20 00:00:42,344 --> 00:00:44,103 It'd be $500 a month. 21 00:00:44,103 --> 00:00:47,103 [ Exhales deeply ] Okay, I was thinking more like $1,000. 22 00:00:47,103 --> 00:00:49,517 Whoa, that would get you a way bigger office. 23 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:50,896 All right, I'm just gonna say it. 24 00:00:50,896 --> 00:00:53,172 Does this mean I'm freakin' hired? 25 00:00:53,172 --> 00:00:54,344 [ Chuckles ] 26 00:00:54,344 --> 00:00:56,137 Hired? 27 00:00:56,137 --> 00:00:58,103 Aren't you renting an office space? 28 00:00:58,103 --> 00:01:01,379 I thought I was interviewing for the office manager position? 29 00:01:01,379 --> 00:01:03,551 Together: We're the office manager. 30 00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:07,206 Is this... 31 00:01:07,206 --> 00:01:08,862 Yeah, 495 Broadway. 32 00:01:08,862 --> 00:01:10,241 Together: 490. 33 00:01:10,241 --> 00:01:12,620 Pffft! 34 00:01:12,620 --> 00:01:13,724 [ Laughs ] 35 00:01:13,724 --> 00:01:15,551 Classic me. 36 00:01:15,551 --> 00:01:16,931 Whoop! Sorry! [ Laughs ] 37 00:01:16,931 --> 00:01:19,103 Also, got to say -- what an hysterical 38 00:01:19,103 --> 00:01:20,931 business model to brand this as, like, 39 00:01:20,931 --> 00:01:24,206 a shared co-working space when really you're 40 00:01:24,206 --> 00:01:25,758 storing people in what are essentially closets 41 00:01:25,758 --> 00:01:27,379 after luring them in with these, like, 42 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,448 seemingly high-end perks, but it's also, like, 43 00:01:29,448 --> 00:01:32,586 a bag of beer in a trash can under a counter. 44 00:01:32,586 --> 00:01:35,862 YouWork is a multi- billion-dollar corporation. 45 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:38,758 [ Laughs ] 46 00:01:38,758 --> 00:01:40,586 That is fucking genius. 47 00:01:40,586 --> 00:01:42,551 Uh... 48 00:01:42,551 --> 00:01:45,793 Guys, don't waste my time like this again. 49 00:01:45,793 --> 00:01:46,896 [ Sighs ] 50 00:01:46,896 --> 00:01:48,758 Nice meeting you. 51 00:01:48,758 --> 00:01:55,586 ♪♪ 52 00:01:55,586 --> 00:01:58,310 ♪ Four and three and two and o-one ♪ 53 00:01:58,310 --> 00:02:02,931 ♪♪ 54 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:07,379 [ Water splashing ] 55 00:02:07,379 --> 00:02:08,724 [ Toilet flushing ] 56 00:02:08,724 --> 00:02:10,965 Uh, okay, Fernando, I swear I don't know 57 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:12,620 why it keeps getting clogged. 58 00:02:12,620 --> 00:02:14,689 Listen, lady, toilet paper's not gonna make it through 59 00:02:14,689 --> 00:02:16,793 these old pipes, much less your tampons 60 00:02:16,793 --> 00:02:19,172 and maxi pads with wings for heavy flow. 61 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:22,103 Okay, first of all, I have an extra-heavy flow. 62 00:02:22,103 --> 00:02:24,827 Second of all, I don't flush my tampons 63 00:02:24,827 --> 00:02:26,448 and pads down the toilet. 64 00:02:26,448 --> 00:02:28,896 Third of all, you're saying I can't flush toilet paper? 65 00:02:28,896 --> 00:02:31,310 Well, if you must wipe, well, the other residents 66 00:02:31,310 --> 00:02:34,137 use a separate garbage can for their used toilet paper, 67 00:02:34,137 --> 00:02:35,827 and they don't make a stink about it. 68 00:02:35,827 --> 00:02:37,689 [ Chuckles ] Stink. 69 00:02:37,689 --> 00:02:41,689 So I can't poop, wipe, and flush in my own apartment? 70 00:02:41,689 --> 00:02:43,482 I mean, that's some third-world shit. 71 00:02:43,482 --> 00:02:45,034 You mean developing nation. 72 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,827 I-I-I did mean that. 73 00:02:46,827 --> 00:02:48,137 That is -- That is right. 74 00:02:48,137 --> 00:02:50,724 Well, I grew up using a shit bucket. 75 00:02:50,724 --> 00:02:54,206 And I did not mean that [Chuckles] in a bad way. 76 00:02:54,206 --> 00:02:55,344 I meant it in a great way. 77 00:02:55,344 --> 00:02:56,965 Growing up like that is dope. 78 00:02:56,965 --> 00:02:58,310 You know what? I'm gonna get one. 79 00:02:58,310 --> 00:02:59,448 I'm just gonna get one. 80 00:02:59,448 --> 00:03:01,275 I'll get a shit bucket. 81 00:03:01,275 --> 00:03:05,551 ♪♪ 82 00:03:05,551 --> 00:03:08,896 All right, got some snacks, dawg, yeah. 83 00:03:08,896 --> 00:03:10,103 [ Chuckles ] 84 00:03:10,103 --> 00:03:11,413 All right, where the fuck 85 00:03:11,413 --> 00:03:13,000 was this interview supposed to be? 86 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,827 Shit, phone... 87 00:03:15,827 --> 00:03:17,758 [ Groans ] 88 00:03:17,758 --> 00:03:19,724 I love this city. 89 00:03:19,724 --> 00:03:22,517 ♪ Every day you praying for better world now ♪ 90 00:03:22,517 --> 00:03:24,862 ♪ Every day rain snowing on your fur like ♪ 91 00:03:24,862 --> 00:03:27,206 ♪ Under weather, keep your head above the water ♪ 92 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:29,793 ♪ It's in the bucket now, don't kick the bucket now ♪ 93 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:32,068 ♪ Every day you gain dimes in you pocket ♪ 94 00:03:32,068 --> 00:03:34,448 ♪ Don't kick the bucket now ♪ 95 00:03:35,896 --> 00:03:38,724 [ Chuckles ] 96 00:03:38,724 --> 00:03:40,344 ♪ I say...now ♪ 97 00:03:40,344 --> 00:03:43,724 [ Indistinct voice speaking over P.A. ] 98 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:48,758 [ Train approaching ] 99 00:03:52,931 --> 00:03:54,344 [ Bell dings, doors open ] 100 00:03:54,344 --> 00:03:56,413 [ Groans ] 101 00:03:59,034 --> 00:04:00,206 Sorry. 102 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:01,448 Oh, shit. 103 00:04:01,448 --> 00:04:03,448 Sorry. 104 00:04:03,448 --> 00:04:04,827 [ Groans ] 105 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:07,000 Oh, no. 106 00:04:09,241 --> 00:04:10,413 I just moved here. 107 00:04:10,413 --> 00:04:12,724 Cool. 108 00:04:12,724 --> 00:04:14,137 [ Grunts ] 109 00:04:14,137 --> 00:04:18,000 ♪♪ 110 00:04:19,310 --> 00:04:20,620 Ilana: Mm. 111 00:04:20,620 --> 00:04:23,137 [ Clears throat, neck cracks ] 112 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:24,310 [ Horn honks ] 113 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:26,896 Oh. 114 00:04:26,896 --> 00:04:29,586 All right, all right, all right! 115 00:04:29,586 --> 00:04:30,793 [ Sniffs, coughs ] 116 00:04:30,793 --> 00:04:31,931 All right. [ Clears throat ] 117 00:04:31,931 --> 00:04:33,275 Geez. 118 00:04:35,517 --> 00:04:37,103 Linda freakin' Lodi? 119 00:04:37,103 --> 00:04:39,241 Linda! 120 00:04:39,241 --> 00:04:40,793 Linda, hey! 121 00:04:40,793 --> 00:04:42,413 Hey, It's Ilana Wexler! 122 00:04:42,413 --> 00:04:44,241 I used to work for you at your temp agency! 123 00:04:44,241 --> 00:04:46,172 -Ilana? -Come on over! 124 00:04:46,172 --> 00:04:47,655 [ Chuckles ] -That's so crazy. 125 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,172 -Hey! -Ilana, hi! 126 00:04:49,172 --> 00:04:50,344 Oh, my gosh. 127 00:04:50,344 --> 00:04:51,586 So, how are you? 128 00:04:51,586 --> 00:04:53,137 Good, good. I'm just, uh, working 129 00:04:53,137 --> 00:04:54,275 over there in that coffee shop. 130 00:04:54,275 --> 00:04:55,620 What are you working on? 131 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:57,827 Oh, well, I'm working on my screenplay. 132 00:04:57,827 --> 00:04:59,517 "We Lost Grandma at the Water Park." 133 00:04:59,517 --> 00:05:01,758 [ Laughs ] That sounds hilarious. 134 00:05:01,758 --> 00:05:03,793 Oh, well, it's a -- it's a drama, actually. 135 00:05:03,793 --> 00:05:05,413 Dope. Dope. 136 00:05:05,413 --> 00:05:06,931 But, uh, it's good. It's good. 137 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:09,000 I just -- the only thing is I have to keep an eye on 138 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,689 my stuff and my son every time I want to take a smoke break. 139 00:05:11,689 --> 00:05:13,517 I mean, they didn't used to kick us out of places 140 00:05:13,517 --> 00:05:16,896 for smoking in the '90s, right? 141 00:05:16,896 --> 00:05:18,724 You know, I never thought about it like that. 142 00:05:18,724 --> 00:05:20,724 Anti-smoking is discriminatory. 143 00:05:20,724 --> 00:05:23,551 I just want a place where I can work and smoke. 144 00:05:25,689 --> 00:05:29,517 You know, Linda, today might be your lucky day 145 00:05:29,517 --> 00:05:33,379 because I have a situation starting up here where you can 146 00:05:33,379 --> 00:05:36,689 sit and smoke and charge your phone and your devices and work, 147 00:05:36,689 --> 00:05:39,413 and you never have to let your belongings leave your sight. 148 00:05:39,413 --> 00:05:41,655 Whoa, that actually sounds kind of perfect. 149 00:05:41,655 --> 00:05:43,965 Um, well, uh, how much do you charge? 150 00:05:43,965 --> 00:05:47,034 We are charging... 151 00:05:47,034 --> 00:05:49,965 50 cents a minute. 152 00:05:49,965 --> 00:05:51,655 You know what? I'll take it. 153 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:54,482 Here. 154 00:05:54,482 --> 00:05:56,689 40 minutes -- 45, I'll give ya. 155 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,862 All right, awesome. I'll go get my stuff. 156 00:05:58,862 --> 00:06:02,896 Yes, awesome, get your stuff, and then come back. 157 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:12,896 ♪♪ 158 00:06:12,896 --> 00:06:13,896 Abbi! 159 00:06:13,896 --> 00:06:15,310 [ Both laugh ] 160 00:06:15,310 --> 00:06:16,310 Man, I got you again! 161 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:17,379 Every time, man. 162 00:06:17,379 --> 00:06:20,241 Come on, girl. Bring it in. 163 00:06:20,241 --> 00:06:22,241 Together: Hmm. 164 00:06:28,896 --> 00:06:30,586 Uh... 165 00:06:34,724 --> 00:06:37,103 Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh! 166 00:06:37,103 --> 00:06:38,896 Hoo! 167 00:06:40,758 --> 00:06:42,620 Doo, doo, doo. Doo, doo, doo. 168 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:44,310 Doo, doo, doo. Doo, doo, doo. 169 00:06:44,310 --> 00:06:46,000 Pshh! 170 00:06:50,551 --> 00:06:51,586 -Aah! -Aah! 171 00:06:51,586 --> 00:06:52,896 [ Both laugh ] 172 00:06:52,896 --> 00:06:54,448 So, what you looking for, Abb? 173 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:57,448 Okay, so, this is a little bit embarrassing, 174 00:06:57,448 --> 00:06:58,965 but my building's pre-World War I 175 00:06:58,965 --> 00:07:00,241 in the plumbing, and it's, like, really -- 176 00:07:00,241 --> 00:07:01,517 Shh. [ Chuckles ] 177 00:07:01,517 --> 00:07:03,965 Say no more. Bath accessories. 178 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,344 Dope, dude, thanks. 179 00:07:05,344 --> 00:07:06,620 Great seeing you. 180 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:09,034 You too. Holla at me, Abb! 181 00:07:12,310 --> 00:07:13,793 [ Cellphone vibrates ] 182 00:07:13,793 --> 00:07:15,620 Hey, dude, I'm in the middle of trying to find 183 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:16,793 this thing at BB&B. 184 00:07:16,793 --> 00:07:18,310 Hold up, you're at BB&B, Abbi? 185 00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:19,793 Can you grab me six power strips 186 00:07:19,793 --> 00:07:21,172 and six extension cords and meet me at that place 187 00:07:21,172 --> 00:07:23,344 where that dude gave you that condom stat? 188 00:07:23,344 --> 00:07:26,034 Well, I was gonna say stuff, too. 189 00:07:26,034 --> 00:07:29,793 [ Dramatic music plays ] 190 00:07:29,793 --> 00:07:32,379 Holy shit bucket. 191 00:07:32,379 --> 00:07:35,896 ♪♪ 192 00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:40,689 Dude, what is all of this? 193 00:07:40,689 --> 00:07:42,034 Welcome to SheWork. 194 00:07:42,034 --> 00:07:44,275 We are officially open for shiz-ness. 195 00:07:44,275 --> 00:07:45,724 What is SheWork? 196 00:07:45,724 --> 00:07:47,310 SheWork is an inclusive work environment 197 00:07:47,310 --> 00:07:48,931 that caters to smokers. 198 00:07:48,931 --> 00:07:50,793 I see a bunch of -- no offense -- 199 00:07:50,793 --> 00:07:54,068 trash furniture and two people smoking cigarettes. 200 00:07:54,068 --> 00:07:55,586 Walk with me. 201 00:07:55,586 --> 00:07:58,000 So, SheWork uses the urban landscape for 202 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,482 a fast-paced work space with no boundaries. 203 00:08:00,482 --> 00:08:02,206 Huh.If parkour is using the city 204 00:08:02,206 --> 00:08:05,206 as your gym, SheWork is using the city as your office. 205 00:08:05,206 --> 00:08:06,379 So, correct me if I'm wrong. 206 00:08:06,379 --> 00:08:07,793 People are paying you 207 00:08:07,793 --> 00:08:10,379 to use the free public charging stations? 208 00:08:10,379 --> 00:08:13,275 So what? All the great male entrepreneurs do it, okay? 209 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:15,275 They take something that already exists, 210 00:08:15,275 --> 00:08:17,689 claim it was their idea, throw in some fancy furniture, 211 00:08:17,689 --> 00:08:19,137 and charge double for it. 212 00:08:19,137 --> 00:08:21,034 For letting people sit on your junk and smoke? 213 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,000 Exactly. 214 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,137 Wait, Ilana, hold on, hold on, hold on. 215 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:26,724 I'm -- I'm sorry. 216 00:08:26,724 --> 00:08:28,275 Smoking cigarettes is disgusting. 217 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:29,482 Okay, smoking is obvs heinous -- 218 00:08:29,482 --> 00:08:31,965 [ Coughs ] 219 00:08:31,965 --> 00:08:33,793 But who am I to judge a nicotine addiction? 220 00:08:33,793 --> 00:08:36,172 I mean, I'm...fully addicted to weed. 221 00:08:36,172 --> 00:08:37,931 True.Okay, you got the stuff. 222 00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:39,482 I thank you, bitch.Oh, yeah. 223 00:08:39,482 --> 00:08:41,103 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. 224 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:43,206 Great, thank you so much. 225 00:08:43,206 --> 00:08:45,000 And, actually, a trash can is the only thing 226 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,482 we don't need here at SheWork. 227 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:48,172 No, no, no. This is actually mine, 228 00:08:48,172 --> 00:08:49,620 uh, my shit bucket, so... 229 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:50,724 Come again? 230 00:08:50,724 --> 00:08:53,379 It-- It's my shit bucket. 231 00:08:53,379 --> 00:08:54,655 Pardon me? 232 00:08:54,655 --> 00:08:56,344 My -- I had to get a shit bucket. 233 00:08:56,344 --> 00:08:57,827 [ Sighs ] Okay, um... 234 00:08:57,827 --> 00:09:00,000 Who, what, how, when, where, and why? 235 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,793 Okay, it's a funny story. 236 00:09:01,793 --> 00:09:03,551 Uh, you know how my toilet is always getting clogged. 237 00:09:03,551 --> 00:09:06,689 Pfft. [ Laughs ] Yeah. 238 00:09:06,689 --> 00:09:09,344 Um, so, Fernando actually let me know that I can't 239 00:09:09,344 --> 00:09:11,793 flush toilet paper anymore, and actually I have to 240 00:09:11,793 --> 00:09:14,206 discard it in a separate bin right next to the toilet. 241 00:09:14,206 --> 00:09:15,379 So what'd you say to him? 242 00:09:15,379 --> 00:09:18,724 So, then I said -- I said... 243 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:21,793 I said, "Fernando, I will get that shit bucket." 244 00:09:21,793 --> 00:09:24,068 That's what I said, and I got -- I got one. 245 00:09:24,068 --> 00:09:25,517 Oh, Abbi.Dude, I was, like -- 246 00:09:25,517 --> 00:09:26,896 I was standing there, and I was just, 247 00:09:26,896 --> 00:09:28,413 like, so stunned by what was going on, 248 00:09:28,413 --> 00:09:29,931 I got bullied into buying a shit bucket. 249 00:09:29,931 --> 00:09:31,620 You know, and I think we should take this issue 250 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:32,965 into the community-action wing of SheWork. 251 00:09:32,965 --> 00:09:33,931 Oh, wow, is there whole other...? 252 00:09:33,931 --> 00:09:35,241 Come on. 253 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,586 Okay. Oh. 254 00:09:36,586 --> 00:09:38,689 So, we have to review our resources. 255 00:09:38,689 --> 00:09:39,896 Okay. [ Gasps ] 256 00:09:39,896 --> 00:09:41,068 The printer/scanner. 257 00:09:41,068 --> 00:09:42,586 So, there's a scanning function. 258 00:09:42,586 --> 00:09:44,206 What you're gonna do is scan your tits, or your ass. 259 00:09:44,206 --> 00:09:45,793 Make a shit ton of copies. 260 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:46,931 Disseminate them to all your neighbors -- 261 00:09:46,931 --> 00:09:48,517 but get this -- anonymously. 262 00:09:48,517 --> 00:09:50,413 Everybody's like, "What's going on? 263 00:09:50,413 --> 00:09:51,896 Whose tits are these? 264 00:09:51,896 --> 00:09:53,517 Meanwhile, you've planted a stack of the tits 265 00:09:53,517 --> 00:09:55,862 in Fernando's office, and you pipe up, and you say, 266 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:58,413 "You know, I-I think it might be Fernando, 267 00:09:58,413 --> 00:10:00,896 and while we're on the topic, why are we shitting in buckets?" 268 00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:02,379 SheWork -- boosh! 269 00:10:02,379 --> 00:10:03,931 Dude, you are so close on that. 270 00:10:03,931 --> 00:10:06,034 Okay, what if I print out a petition, okay? 271 00:10:06,034 --> 00:10:07,551 Uh-huh.I go around to my neighbors, 272 00:10:07,551 --> 00:10:09,068 and I'm like, "Guys, this is an important issue. 273 00:10:09,068 --> 00:10:10,551 We shouldn't be shitting in shit buckets, okay?" 274 00:10:10,551 --> 00:10:11,551 I get the full signed petition, 275 00:10:11,551 --> 00:10:12,793 take it back to Fernando, 276 00:10:12,793 --> 00:10:13,862 and I'm like, "Majority rules, man. 277 00:10:13,862 --> 00:10:15,413 Change is coming." 278 00:10:15,413 --> 00:10:17,275 Ooh, you are full-blown grassroots. 279 00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:19,103 You are the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 280 00:10:19,103 --> 00:10:20,586 of Astoria. 281 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:22,068 You're the Jewish Shirley Chisholm of toilets. 282 00:10:22,068 --> 00:10:24,758 Yes, I am gonna shit in my toilet and flush. 283 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,827 Yes. Go get your bucket and take care of your shit. 284 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,620 Come on. 285 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:30,379 [ Chuckles ] Take care of your shit. 286 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:31,413 I love you, Abb. 287 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,758 Ah, and I love SheWork. 288 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,275 Miss, hi. 289 00:10:35,275 --> 00:10:37,241 Are you sick of being treated like a filthy outsider 290 00:10:37,241 --> 00:10:39,517 at work because of your tragic smoking habit? 291 00:10:39,517 --> 00:10:41,827 [ Chuckles ] 292 00:10:41,827 --> 00:10:44,275 ♪♪ 293 00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:45,448 Mm. 294 00:10:45,448 --> 00:10:47,965 How's that Wi-Fi working, L.L.? 295 00:10:47,965 --> 00:10:52,275 Ha, ha. Charging Station-Guest is coming in clear as day. 296 00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:55,068 You know, we are growing rapidly, and I'm starting to 297 00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:58,586 have to focus on expansion, so would you feel comfortable 298 00:10:58,586 --> 00:10:59,862 watching the fort? 299 00:10:59,862 --> 00:11:02,068 [ Chuckles ] Would I? 300 00:11:02,068 --> 00:11:04,068 [ Chuckles ] 301 00:11:04,068 --> 00:11:06,827 No, I-I was asking... 302 00:11:06,827 --> 00:11:11,724 ♪♪ 303 00:11:12,758 --> 00:11:14,586 [ Door closes ][ Exhales sharply ] 304 00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:23,620 Hello, um, my name is Abbi Abrams, and -- 305 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:27,413 I don't want to buy any Girl Scout Cookies. 306 00:11:27,413 --> 00:11:31,310 No, no, no. I-I'm not a Girl Scout anymore. 307 00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:32,896 [ Chuckles ] I'm a grown -- 308 00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:34,758 I-I'm actually your neighbor. 309 00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:36,344 I'm just going around letting everyone know 310 00:11:36,344 --> 00:11:39,827 that I'm having a tenant meeting today in the lobby -- 311 00:11:39,827 --> 00:11:43,655 I have lived in this building for 31 years, 312 00:11:43,655 --> 00:11:46,172 and I've never seen you. 313 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,689 Well... 314 00:11:47,689 --> 00:11:50,517 Wait, are you Melody's roommate? 315 00:11:50,517 --> 00:11:52,413 You know Melody? Yes. 316 00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:55,000 She dates that wonderful young man 317 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,137 who always brings me delicious cheeses. 318 00:11:58,137 --> 00:12:01,000 That's, um -- That's Bevers. 319 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,413 They're the loveliest. I love them, as well. 320 00:12:03,413 --> 00:12:05,689 Um, and I'm actually walking around today 321 00:12:05,689 --> 00:12:07,551 to talk about the shit -- to talk about 322 00:12:07,551 --> 00:12:09,896 the plumbing problem in the building. 323 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,655 How old are you? 324 00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:13,068 I'm newly -- 325 00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:16,689 You hippies are the reason that sandwiches 326 00:12:16,689 --> 00:12:20,172 in this neighborhood cost $16 327 00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:23,137 with your Sriracha and your oat milk. 328 00:12:23,137 --> 00:12:26,689 What's wrong with cow milk?! 329 00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:28,655 Well... Sheesh! 330 00:12:28,655 --> 00:12:29,793 [ Door closes ]Cow's milk makes me 331 00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:31,137 have to shit! 332 00:12:31,137 --> 00:12:32,586 Which is what I came here 333 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,068 to talk to you about in the first place. 334 00:12:35,068 --> 00:12:38,965 ♪♪ 335 00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:40,827 ♪ I'm on it ♪ 336 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,827 ♪ I own it ♪ 337 00:12:42,827 --> 00:12:44,724 ♪ I want it ♪ 338 00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:46,724 ♪ I've got it ♪ 339 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,689 ♪ I'm on it ♪ 340 00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:50,586 ♪ I own it ♪ 341 00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:52,517 ♪ I want it ♪ 342 00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:53,965 ♪ I've got it ♪ 343 00:12:53,965 --> 00:12:55,689 Ilana: ♪ SheWork ♪ 344 00:12:55,689 --> 00:12:58,172 ♪ SheWork, SheWork ♪ 345 00:12:58,172 --> 00:12:59,724 ♪ SheWork ♪ 346 00:12:59,724 --> 00:13:02,068 Ooh, God, I'm rich. 347 00:13:02,068 --> 00:13:04,034 This city's full of trash. 348 00:13:05,344 --> 00:13:08,896 This is a very important meeting of the building, 349 00:13:08,896 --> 00:13:13,586 and I know you're looking at me like I'm the hot, young 350 00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:14,758 new kid on the block. 351 00:13:14,758 --> 00:13:15,931 You're young? 352 00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:17,724 I'm -- I'm 30. 353 00:13:17,724 --> 00:13:18,931 I've never seen her before. 354 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,620 Who buzzed her into the building? 355 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:22,551 I know you. 4H, right? 356 00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,137 Yes. Thank you. 357 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,448 Oh, you're the chick who pegged Jeremy. 358 00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:27,965 Yes, of course. 359 00:13:27,965 --> 00:13:29,206 Okay, well... 360 00:13:29,206 --> 00:13:30,310 I heard the moaning. 361 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,551 You got him good. [ Chuckles ] 362 00:13:32,551 --> 00:13:35,655 Sounded like an Earth-shattering orgasm. 363 00:13:35,655 --> 00:13:37,275 Okay. [ Chuckles ] Fine. 364 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,482 You got me. I -- I might've pegged Jeremy. 365 00:13:39,482 --> 00:13:41,241 Okay, great. But, listen, guys. 366 00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:43,206 Let's -- Let's focus up, okay? 367 00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:45,655 So, maybe, you know, I'm not young. 368 00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:48,655 Great, I'm getting up there. Great. 369 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:52,241 And maybe you only know me as the chick who pegged Jeremy. 370 00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:53,931 I'm -- I'm fine with that. 371 00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:55,034 Uh... 372 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,758 But allow me to help you, okay? 373 00:13:57,758 --> 00:14:01,344 There's a better quality of life that we can have, okay? 374 00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:03,172 I-I-I'm in the city. 375 00:14:03,172 --> 00:14:05,034 I'm riding the rails. 376 00:14:05,034 --> 00:14:08,137 There are changes that need to be made, okay? 377 00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:11,965 I-I don't know much, but this is what I do know. 378 00:14:11,965 --> 00:14:14,551 This is what I do know! 379 00:14:14,551 --> 00:14:17,310 We can be the change we wish to see. 380 00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:22,000 Let's say "no" to shit buckets. 381 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,068 I love Jeremy. 382 00:14:24,068 --> 00:14:28,034 If he let her peg, we can probably trust her. 383 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,482 -All right. -My man. 384 00:14:29,482 --> 00:14:31,551 You are my man. Yes. 385 00:14:31,551 --> 00:14:33,517 Listen, uh, let's take a quick pic, 386 00:14:33,517 --> 00:14:36,689 'cause what is activism without posting it on Instagram, right? 387 00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:38,172 I don't know if it exists. 388 00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:39,896 [ Camera shutter clicks ]Yeah, great. 389 00:14:41,034 --> 00:14:42,172 Yes! 390 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,344 Hello, Linda. 391 00:14:43,344 --> 00:14:44,655 Ilana. 392 00:14:44,655 --> 00:14:47,482 Did you notice I signed a new client? 393 00:14:47,482 --> 00:14:49,344 Linda, you exquisite genius! 394 00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:51,034 May I kiss you? 395 00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:52,689 Y-Yes. 396 00:14:54,448 --> 00:14:56,000 Mm, smoky. 397 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,137 [ Giggles ] 398 00:14:57,137 --> 00:14:58,551 [ Laughs ] 399 00:15:01,103 --> 00:15:02,275 So tender. 400 00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:06,965 Fernando, thanks so much for stopping by. 401 00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:08,689 Why don't you take a seat. 402 00:15:11,896 --> 00:15:13,793 It's good. 403 00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:24,931 [ Exhales deeply ] 404 00:15:24,931 --> 00:15:26,103 [ Sighs deeply ] 405 00:15:26,103 --> 00:15:27,758 I called the city. 406 00:15:27,758 --> 00:15:29,758 I told them everything. 407 00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:31,310 I told them about the plumbing. 408 00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:32,931 I told them about the heat. 409 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,068 I told them about every single thing 410 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:38,172 that needs fixing in this building. 411 00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:39,965 Okay. 412 00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:42,068 Change is gonna come, my friend. 413 00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:44,620 [ Laughs ] 414 00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,275 [ Inhales deeply ] 415 00:15:46,275 --> 00:15:48,827 I think you're gonna want to take a look at this. 416 00:15:52,724 --> 00:15:54,827 There you go. 417 00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:01,689 This is not good. 418 00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:03,241 Look. [ Chuckles ] 419 00:16:03,241 --> 00:16:06,827 Fernando, no disrespect to your country -- 420 00:16:06,827 --> 00:16:09,758 I'm from Flushing. 421 00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:11,724 I grew up 10 minutes from here. 422 00:16:11,724 --> 00:16:14,379 I apologize. 423 00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:17,517 I'll pass along your demands. 424 00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:18,862 [ Exhales sharply ] 425 00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:21,655 I'm the Rosa Parks of poop. 426 00:16:21,655 --> 00:16:22,827 What? 427 00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:26,586 ♪♪ 428 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,862 How's everybody doing, huh? 429 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,862 Morty, you want a fresh one? 430 00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:31,793 And, Ms. Katherine, anything for you? 431 00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,172 Yes, girl. 432 00:16:33,172 --> 00:16:34,413 Bev, anything? 433 00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:35,517 She on a diet. I get it. 434 00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:36,551 James, anything? 435 00:16:36,551 --> 00:16:37,862 Got a birthday coming up. 436 00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:40,172 Debbie, snack, smoke? 437 00:16:40,172 --> 00:16:41,724 I'm not a business bitch. 438 00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:44,034 I am a business,bitch! 439 00:16:44,034 --> 00:16:47,655 SheWork, where your lungs are your goddamn business. 440 00:16:47,655 --> 00:16:50,413 Welcome to SheWork, my privileged brothers. 441 00:16:50,413 --> 00:16:51,689 We've already met. 442 00:16:51,689 --> 00:16:53,034 [ Badges snap ]Hmm. 443 00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:54,344 You know, when you're running a company, 444 00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:55,758 you meet a lot of people, so... 445 00:16:55,758 --> 00:16:57,000 Listen, we've been watching you all day, 446 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,413 and this is getting out of hand. 447 00:16:58,413 --> 00:17:00,000 Afraid we're gonna have to shut you down. 448 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,206 SheWork is a woman-owned business 449 00:17:02,206 --> 00:17:03,586 founded right here in New York City. 450 00:17:03,586 --> 00:17:04,965 You can't shut us down. 451 00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:06,655 Okay, yeah, hm, okay, yeah, go for it. 452 00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:07,931 Yeah, let's see -- Let's see how it goes. 453 00:17:07,931 --> 00:17:09,620 Except I can promise you 454 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:13,068 that you're gonna see YouWork start to trend hard... 455 00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:15,275 but bad. 456 00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:18,137 Because I hooked up with someone very high up 457 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,793 in the human resources department of Twitter once. 458 00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:22,620 One second to side bar? 459 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,931 Would you like a conference room? 460 00:17:24,931 --> 00:17:26,413 [ Clears throat ][ Sighs ] I don't want 461 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,655 to fuck with Twitter again. 462 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,275 I don't like the sound of that. 463 00:17:29,275 --> 00:17:30,896 Plus we have to play them in soccer this weekend. 464 00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:32,310 Oh, my God. We'd never hear the end of it. 465 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:33,413 Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. 466 00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:34,758 Let's pay her off. Cute. 467 00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:35,896 Make her go away.Hundred bucks. 468 00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:37,103 Split it with you.Yep, I did it. 469 00:17:37,103 --> 00:17:38,379 Hi. 470 00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:39,896 We'll give you 100 bucks to go away. 471 00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:43,379 [ Laughs ] 472 00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:45,689 You're hilarious. What's your real offer? 473 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,551 -$100. -$900. 474 00:17:47,551 --> 00:17:49,103 -$100. -$800. 475 00:17:49,103 --> 00:17:50,758 -$100. -$700. 476 00:17:50,758 --> 00:17:52,103 -$100. -$600. 477 00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:53,379 $100. $100. 478 00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:54,551 Is this a... 479 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:57,793 $500, and that's my final offer. 480 00:17:57,793 --> 00:17:59,724 Fine. 481 00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:03,379 I guess we're not getting a mani-mani-pedi. 482 00:18:03,379 --> 00:18:04,931 Man.Yeah, yeah, mm, mm. 483 00:18:04,931 --> 00:18:06,137 It's Friday. That's our thing. 484 00:18:06,137 --> 00:18:07,724 I know it is, but it's okay. 485 00:18:07,724 --> 00:18:09,034 We can skip it this one week. 486 00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:10,517 Okay. 487 00:18:12,172 --> 00:18:14,103 Wow, thank you. 488 00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:15,793 Only in New York. 489 00:18:17,172 --> 00:18:19,103 It is a genius idea, though. 490 00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:22,655 Okay, guys, it's over. 491 00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:26,448 Thank you for believing in me and SheWork. 492 00:18:26,448 --> 00:18:31,689 You made me realize how beautiful yellow teeth 493 00:18:31,689 --> 00:18:36,793 and brown finger nails and hair that smells like soot can be, 494 00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:38,482 so thank you for that. 495 00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:40,172 All right, pack up and go home. 496 00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:41,379 We had a good run. [ Chuckles ] 497 00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:43,448 I paid a week in advance. 498 00:18:43,448 --> 00:18:45,827 You know, the market is just so up and down, brother. 499 00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:48,000 It's, you know, the market. 500 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,206 Bye, Ken. 501 00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:51,379 Where's Ilana? 502 00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:53,655 She's gone. I-It's over. 503 00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:58,517 But I didn't even get to apply for office manager. 504 00:18:58,517 --> 00:19:00,344 Where's my computer? 505 00:19:00,344 --> 00:19:02,862 Who took my computer? 506 00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:05,275 My screenplay! 507 00:19:07,655 --> 00:19:09,379 Christian? 508 00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:11,206 [ Gasps ] 509 00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:12,448 Where's my kid? 510 00:19:16,137 --> 00:19:19,137 Man, the beauty of that bucket is that I'm squatting 511 00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:21,793 so low to reach it, so I'm, like, in Squatty Potty position. 512 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,655 It's almost like a two-for-one. 513 00:19:23,655 --> 00:19:25,344 Hold on. 514 00:19:25,344 --> 00:19:27,206 You shit inthe bucket? 515 00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:31,137 You're only supposed to put toilet paper in the bucket. 516 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,793 No, I know. 517 00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:38,310 [ Grunts ] See... 518 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,931 Okay. Shit. 519 00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:41,310 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 520 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,000 [ Shoes squeak ]Ooh! 521 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,482 [ Groans ] 522 00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:47,172 [ Toilet flushes ] 523 00:19:53,965 --> 00:19:55,413 Hey, what's up? 524 00:19:55,413 --> 00:19:58,172 Holy shit, Ilana, look at this. 525 00:19:58,172 --> 00:20:00,827 "YouWork's innovative smoker's rooftop 526 00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:02,896 results in a massive stock hike"? 527 00:20:02,896 --> 00:20:04,413 Those assholes! 528 00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:05,931 They stole my idea. 529 00:20:05,931 --> 00:20:08,275 I knew I should've done an equity split. 530 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,482 You know what, dude? It's okay. 531 00:20:10,482 --> 00:20:13,758 We are still two badass activated women. 532 00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:19,793 I mean, Ilana, you founded and sold a company in one day. 533 00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:23,586 And I, like, mobilized my people to form a mini, 534 00:20:23,586 --> 00:20:27,172 like...s-small revolution in my building! 535 00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:28,620 That's right. 536 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:31,068 I mean, we can be the change we wish to see 537 00:20:31,068 --> 00:20:32,758 in the world if we -- if we have a dream 538 00:20:32,758 --> 00:20:34,172 and we rise to meet that dream 539 00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:36,827 and we go high when they go low. 540 00:20:36,827 --> 00:20:38,758 Mm-hmm. 541 00:20:44,793 --> 00:20:46,793 Oh, my God. 542 00:20:46,793 --> 00:20:48,241 Dude, Fernando got fired? 543 00:20:48,241 --> 00:20:50,068 Oh, no! 544 00:20:50,068 --> 00:20:51,655 There's a new building manager? 545 00:20:51,655 --> 00:20:54,448 Mrs. Kanakaredes: Raising the rent in three months?! 546 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:59,275 Oh, what the fuck is this? 547 00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:11,068 You like our sharp cheddar? 548 00:21:11,068 --> 00:21:12,137 I-I do.Yeah, who doesn't? 549 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:13,586 It's the best cheese. 550 00:21:13,586 --> 00:21:14,758 I'm -- I'm obsessed with sharp cheddar. 551 00:21:14,758 --> 00:21:16,482 So am I -- me too. I -- 552 00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:18,931 He's taking it out of my -- out of my fridge, 553 00:21:18,931 --> 00:21:19,965 and he must be giving it to you. 554 00:21:19,965 --> 00:21:21,655 Well, they're very good. 555 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,310 Great. That's -- I'm happy someone's enjoying them.