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WOMAN: Hey, welcome to EndFrame.
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Yes, hi. Um, would you just tell your boss
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that the CEO of Pied Piper
is here to see them?
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That's the company that they ripped off.
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Sure. And your name is, sir?
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- Erlich Bachman.
- Uh...
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No. I'm Richard Hendricks. I'm the CEO.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- Oh. Really?
- Yes.
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Why would you assume that he's the CEO?
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Well, he's... No reason.
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Um, the guys are in a staff meeting
right now, though.
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They should be out shortly.
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Would you guys
like some water while you wait?
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We have four flavors,
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and the cartons are made from
locally sourced, organic...
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Yeah, we get it. You're funded, so...
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They're good.
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(SIGHS)
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The market has been
exceptionally volatile lately.
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As a result,
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many of the very aggressive positions
we took at your specific request
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have performed poorly.
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Very, very poorly.
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Do you understand?
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Yeah. Would you fuck her?
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If I weren't married, I suppose.
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But, Russ, as your business manager,
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I need to tell you something,
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and you're not going to like it.
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At all.
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DINESH: So, what's the plan here, Richard?
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We're not gonna, like, fight them, right?
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Uh... No, no. I don't... I just... (SIGHS)
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I mean, we got to do something.
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I mean, even if it's just yelling at them,
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telling them that
they're not gonna get away with this.
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But you know they are, right?
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Well, not if I have anything to do about it.
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But you sort of don't.
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I support you, Richard,
no matter how futile the effort.
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- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
- Thanks.
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Look who just right-swiped me on Tinder.
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Karen.
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She's cute.
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Says here that she's looking
for a man on the go.
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You don't go anywhere.
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What, are you getting that res on 4G?
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- She's cute, right?
- Wow.
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Yoyodyne Wi-Fi?
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Oh, that's the company next door.
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Why is their Wi-Fi password
saved on your phone, Dinesh?
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Huh? Um...
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I have a friend who works there.
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GILFOYLEI Friend?
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What friend? You don't have any friends.
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Maroush Davidson Jones.
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Okay, fine. Fine. You got me.
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Uh... A couple of weeks back,
I went on a few interviews, okay?
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And Yoyodyne was one of them.
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Jesus. Back off.
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Outed by Wi-Fi.
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It was when you said
you were selling to Hooli.
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And you know, as soon as
you went with Russ, I blew them off. I...
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You know what? Fuck this.
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I'm not waiting anymore. I'm going in there.
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Mr. Bachman's walking back to you now.
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RICHARD: Uh...
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That's not my name.
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My name is Richard Hendricks.
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Hey, remember us?
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Oh! Hey, guys. What's up?
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You know what you did.
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Okay? I saw your live stream.
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Okay? I saw your "algorithm."
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That's mine. You stole it.
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Stole? We asked you guys
some questions a while back,
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and you were very helpful.
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See? Look.
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These, the photos. These are the photos.
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This is proof that you stole it from us.
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No, those photos prove that you gave it to us.
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Well, you're stealing it all wrong.
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I mean, this is how
you're gonna build the code book?
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Honestly? This is bush-league.
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And look at all these redundancies.
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I mean, look,
if you're gonna build it like that...
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ERLICH: Richard, no.
DINESH: Richard.
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Uh...
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Hey, pen down, Dumbledorf.
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Suffice to say...
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There is something somewhere on this board
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that is gonna strangle you at scale.
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Don't write that down. Don't... Stop.
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Hear me when I say this.
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Your tech is always gonna
be worse than ours.
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That's fine.
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How is that fine?
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'Cause we have a finished platform
and you don't.
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Which means we're the only middle-out
company currently in the marketplace.
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And that's enough for my sales team.
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Your what?
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This is our sales team.
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Okay.
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Hear that sound, buddy?
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That's the sound of us
leaving you in the dust.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Gentlemen of the Hooli board, and lady.
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Question, what is failure?
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To the ignorant
or those in conventional industries,
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the recent Nucleus glitch may seem a failure
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purely in the negative sense.
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But we, in this valley,
all know that "failures," just like this one,
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are really stepping stones.
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To bring us the iPhone,
Steve Jobs first had to bring us...
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The Newton.
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To bring us Facebook,
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Mark Zuckerberg also
had to bring us Wirehog.
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Before he brought us Digg,
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Kevin Rose had to bring us
a whole lot of useless things.
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And after Digg as well, for that matter.
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The point being,
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what those in dying business
sectors call failure,
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we, "m tech, know to be 'are-greatness.
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Uh, I'm sorry.
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Are you telling us that the disastrous
results of your Nucleus live stream
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are a good thing?
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No, I'm not telling you that.
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History is telling you that.
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Please, Gavin, enough spin.
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A misstep of that magnitude,
there's no excuse.
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It's not like we can tell the shareholders
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you've suddenly added new functionality.
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Haven't I?
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Have you?
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We weren't told about this.
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Well, if I told you about it,
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it wouldn't exactly be a secret function.
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Now, would it?
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Secret function?
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Are you saying you've added something new
to the Nucleus platform?
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Imagine, if you will,
a function so game-changing
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that its integration into Nucleus
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will justify any miscue
in the platform's rollout.
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Imagine, if you will,
a function so game-changing,
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that its integration into Nucleus
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will justify any miscue
in the platform's rollout.
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Seriously, imagine it,
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and do it quickly.
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You were all brought here
to generate moonshots.
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I need a moonshot now.
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If there's any greatness in any of you at all,
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now is the time to access it.
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Please don't disappoint me.
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Please, please, please don't disappoint me.
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Maybe start after lunch?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Hello? Russ?
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- Oh, my God. Is that shit?
- Oh!
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Is there dog shit on the floor?
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RUSS: Yes, it's shit.
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God!
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What happened to your painting?
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RUSS: That's what
I wanted to talk to you about.
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I've got some bad news,
and you're gonna hear it eventually,
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so you might as well hear it from me.
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Sit down.
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My accountant has informed me that, uh...
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I'm financially ruined.
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Holy shit. How?
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Because of a series of bad investments
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that my fucking money guy
let me talk him into,
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I've managed to lose over $200 million.
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But... Wait.
Didn't you start out with $1.2 billion?
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I mean, you're not exactly broke, right?
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I might as well be.
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$986 million?
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I'm not a billionaire anymore, Richard.
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I'm a nine-hundred-and-eighty-sixionaire,
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which isn't even a fucking thing.
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I'm out of the Three Comma Club.
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Functionally, I'm just like you.
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Jesus, fuck, that's depressing.
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Right. But you're still, basically, a billionaire.
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Not if you round down.
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If you round down, I have zero billion.
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Forbes has taken me off their billionaire's list!
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Instead, they'll probably put me on their
close-but-no-cigar list,
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which is ironic because
I smoke a fuck ton of cigars.
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Why the fuck do I buy so many cigars?
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I remember the second I became a billionaire.
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I was ass-naked, sitting right there,
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just clicking and refreshing,
clicking and refreshing,
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watching my stock rise.
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And when it happened, I popped a rod so fast,
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I went blind for a full minute.
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Nutted all over those cushions.
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I was the king.
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Now look at me.
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Two shitty fucking commas.
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I had to sell my McLaren.
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Yeah, but there's a Maserati in the driveway.
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Who gives a fuck?
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That has doors that open like this.
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Not like this.
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Or like this.
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So it's all fucked.
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Well, it's not all fucked.
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You did save $50,000
not paying for the charity ball tickets
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that you gave me.
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Quite an embarrassing moment
for Jian Yang and I.
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What? Richard, listen, my accountants tell me
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I need you to start throwing off cash
as quickly as possible, okay?
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But you said generating revenue
was exactly what we shouldn't be doing.
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But now that I'm spelling billion with an
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I'm saying do the exact opposite.
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I need you to come back to me in 24 hours
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and bring me a proposal
that turns the entire operation
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into a sales-based model,
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just like you told me
those assholes over at EndFrame have.
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You're gonna dig me out of this hole, Richard.
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- What?
- You said it yourself.
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EndFrame is built to grab
a bunch of cash quickly,
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and that's what I need.
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Dad, where is Mom?
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Your mom is with her friend Philippe.
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They're in Napa. She's gonna be a few hours.
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These guys are gonna watch you, okay?
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Watch out for the dog shit. Okay?
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I gotta hit the road. Daddy's going to Vegas.
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Flying in a rented Citation Ultra.
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- Fuck me!
- (DOOR SLAMS)
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Hello.
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ERLICH: Hey, buddy.
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Russ wants us to convert to a sales model?
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That's just not possible.
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I mean, you saw the size
of that team at EndFrame.
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There were 40 people in that room?
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Right.
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Even if we fired all of the engineers
we just hired...
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Looking good.
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Keep at it, Claude.
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Absolutely. Yourjobs are not at risk.
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That's very comforting.
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Even if we adjusted our workforce
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and hired sales people instead,
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Service Level Agreements
like that are enormously complex,
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they take a huge number of man hours.
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There's no way we could
find clients, negotiate terms,
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and push deals out the funnel fast enough
to yield real cash anytime soon.
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We're just not built for it.
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Right. Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh. Karen posted another photo.
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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
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Sending it to you right now.
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Wait. Why does it say
"sent from my iPhone" at the bottom?
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You just sent this from your computer.
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It's so that I seem like
I'm an out-and-about kind of person.
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I put that in the signature
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and then in the body, I'll write fun stuff,
261
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like, "I'm at the opening
of a secret restaurant."
262
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Or, "I'm watching Jaws
at the pool of an old hotel."
263
00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,605
You know, keep it fun, vague, mysterious.
264
00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:25,684
It is a mystery why you think
you'll ever see a woman naked.
265
00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,444
Dinesh, do you want a piece of advice?
266
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,568
No, thank you. Okay, I...
267
00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,370
I know Karen is out of my league.
268
00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:35,205
Okay? She's practically not my species.
269
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,647
I'm a guppy, and I'm trying
to mate with a dolphin.
270
00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,245
You guys are bottom-feeders.
271
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You're like those fish
that swim into other fish's mouths
272
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and eat bacteria off their teeth.
273
00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,169
There's no such fish. You made that fish up.
274
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Okay, it's an analogy.
275
00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:49,131
I'm not gonna debate
the existence of the literal fish with you,
276
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,282
-'cause it's not relevant.
- Well, good, 'cause it doesn't exist.
277
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That is a real fish.
278
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,643
Why don't you just send emails
from your actual iPhone?
279
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It's all the way in my room.
280
00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:02,691
Wait, so you are trying to convince
this girl that you run half-marathons,
281
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:06,651
but you won't walk halfway
across this house to get your iPhone?
282
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Basically.
283
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,203
Hi. ls there a... A Russ...
284
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Boy genius, what's up?
285
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,409
Hey, Russ. Uh...
286
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,245
Look, I've run the numbers 50 different ways,
287
00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,243
and I just don't know
how I'm gonna convert...
288
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,766
You don't need to know.
I don't pay you to know.
289
00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,251
- Know... Know what?
- That's right.
290
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,685
I know, you don't know.
291
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,524
- I don't know what you know.
- No, you don't know,
292
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:35,806
'cause I figured it out.
293
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,086
And you know what? It's what I do.
294
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,764
- What...
- I put radio on the Internet.
295
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,842
I'm putting the third comma
back into my net worth,
296
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,604
and you don't have to do jack shit.
297
00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:44,284
Thanks. Come on,
let's get some food. I'm starving.
298
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,365
Do you want your...
299
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:49,841
(RUSS SIGHS)
300
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MARK: Richard, hey.
301
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,691
Good to see you again.
302
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,367
What is this?
303
00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,885
This is the solution.
304
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,561
They're not a competitor
if you're a part of them, right?
305
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,687
Hmm.
306
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,371
Pied Piper is gonna merge with EndFrame.
307
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,482
I mean, seriously, I'm a genius, right?
308
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,484
Where the fuck are you going?
309
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,005
You're gonna blow this deal.
310
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,320
You cannot be serious.
311
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,767
Those are the guys
who ripped off my algorithm,
312
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,171
which they totally fucked up, by the way.
313
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,486
Okay, so now you can fix it.
314
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:28,609
You give them a better algorithm,
they'll give you a killer sales team.
315
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:29,966
And in exchange for bringing you to them,
316
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,088
they give me a big fat buyout
of my stake in your company.
317
00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,571
I'm that much closer to re-billionizing.
318
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,449
Mmm. Those guys are clowns.
319
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:38,000
Clowns with commitments worth millions.
320
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,003
Did you know they have a deal
on the table with lntersite?
321
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,287
Intersite? The porn company? Really?
322
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,441
I know. Awesome, right?
323
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,681
And they've done months of hard work.
324
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,643
All you have to do is show up
and compress shit.
325
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,285
- The answer is no.
- Wrong.
326
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,762
You do this deal, or I pull your funding.
327
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:54,367
Well, you can't pull funding
because we have a contract, so...
328
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,408
Oh, we have a contract?
329
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,682
We have a fucking contract, Richard?
330
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,489
You wanna know what I have?
331
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,449
- (DOOR BEEPING)
- RICHARD: Uh...
332
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:07,041
A fucking car whose doors open like this.
333
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,010
Not like this, not like this.
334
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,925
(MUSIC BLARING OVER SPEAKERS)
335
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:17,001
These are not the doors
of a billionaire, Richard.
336
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,320
FUCK you!
337
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,570
(TIRES SCREECHING)
338
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,049
Fuck you in the ass.
339
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,760
(GUITAR RIFFS PLAYING)
340
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,641
So you wanna sue Russ Hanneman?
341
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,121
Yeah. Yeah, we had a contract.
342
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,409
He promised to give us $5 million
and now he's welshing.
343
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,523
And you wanna sue EndFrame?
344
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,523
Yes, because they stole our IP.
345
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:50,286
Before or after you gave it to 'em?
346
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,328
Okay, we were tricked, so...
347
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:57,122
Richie, you're not a guy
that should be worried about suing people.
348
00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:01,524
You need to be worried about the guy
at Hooli who's suing you.
349
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,171
If you don't mount a vigorous legal defense,
350
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,210
then you lose to Gavin Belson by default.
351
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:10,762
And you are stamped "Property of Hooli."
352
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:14,162
You let Hanneman walk,
how do you plan on paying these cats?
353
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,163
I just paid them 80 grand.
354
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,004
As a retainer.
355
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:21,129
That retains them, now you gotta pay them.
356
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:26,764
Hold on. So I just paid them $80,000
for the right to pay them more?
357
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:27,841
Yeah.
358
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,605
Fucking lawyers, man, right?
359
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,923
Like it or not, Richie,
you're stuck with Hanneman.
360
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,409
MONICA: I mean, technically,
it's not even a merger.
361
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:44,451
EndFrame just absorbs you, and you're gone.
362
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:48,764
Right. So, basically, we end up
working for EndFrame
363
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:52,162
after giving them our idea,
which was way better than theirs,
364
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,447
and they end up making more money than us.
365
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,522
Fuck that. Assholes.
366
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,927
Fucking king-sized assholes.
367
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,729
Butt-holes indeed.
368
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,121
What if we didn't do that?
369
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,409
What if, instead, we got
our own client like EndFrame has,
370
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,970
a porn company or something?
371
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:11,487
That's not really how it works, Gilfoyle.
You can't just go get a client.
372
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,722
- Why not?
-'Cause it's not that easy.
373
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,211
Why not?
374
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,681
'Cause EndFrame worked
that lntersite deal for months,
375
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:21,242
kicking every detail of the contract
and SLA back and forth,
376
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,288
promising tons of custom features.
377
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,408
And you can't just make that stuff up.
378
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,201
What if I didn't have to make it up?
379
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:32,729
What if I had every detail of their deal
on my computer right in front of me?
380
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,245
JARED: I'm sorry, um...
381
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,531
Are you just asking what if...
382
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,768
Or do you actually have this information?
383
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,884
RICHARD: Gilfoyle, please don't tell me
384
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,611
that you hacked into EndFrame's system.
385
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:49,571
Okay. I won't tell you that.
386
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,921
Well, did you hack into it or not?
387
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,128
My feeling is,
388
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,009
if you're the CEO of a company
389
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,646
and you're dumb enough
to leave your login info
390
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,324
on a Post-it note on your desk
391
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:08,247
while the people that you fucking ripped off
are physically in your office, it's not a hack.
392
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,846
It's barely social engineering.
393
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,809
It's more like natural selection.
394
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,804
Fucking ninja.
395
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,362
Okay, I was not in the room
while this was happening.
396
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,408
This is way over the line.
397
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,608
This is crazy illegal.
398
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,205
We're not trading on stolen information.
399
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,487
- It's not worth it.
- What if it was worth it?
400
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,005
It's not, so...
401
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,129
Gilfoyle, hypothetically,
how much is it worth?
402
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,170
$15 million.
403
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,406
- What?
- MONICA: Holy shit!
404
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,324
Okay, I was definitely not in the room
while this happened.
405
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,721
I've got it all right here with a bow on it.
406
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,246
Delivery dates, benchmarks.
407
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:46,405
They're promising to deliver
high-quality 4K streaming video
408
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,084
at 20 megabits per second.
409
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,766
That's it? That's dog shit.
410
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:55,283
If we can put a half-decent build
of our platform in front of lntersite,
411
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,051
I mean, we can shark this 15 mil
right out from under EndFrame.
412
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,360
I... I don't understand.
413
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,920
How does lntersite
have all this money to throw around?
414
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,570
It's pornography, Richard.
415
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:08,087
Adult content has driven more important
tech adaption than anything.
416
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,084
I mean, the first fiction ever published
on a printing press
417
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,491
was an erotic tale.
418
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,403
And from there, it was Super 8 film,
419
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,006
Polaroid, home video,
digital, video on demand...
420
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,765
Credit card verification systems, Snapchat.
421
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:23,481
Pornography accounts for
37% of all Internet traffic.
422
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,641
38% when I'm on it.
423
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,122
Reducing lntersite server load
by a tiny fraction
424
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,282
could save them tens of millions
of dollars a year.
425
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,441
Hundreds.
426
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:35,764
$15 million is only like
six hours of lntersite CDN bill, right?
427
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,251
But to us, that...
428
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:40,642
I mean, we could settle out with Russ,
pay our legal fees,
429
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,121
have plenty of runway to get us to CES.
430
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,043
Minor detail. This is stealing.
431
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,805
You mean like lying and telling someone
that you want to fund their company,
432
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,450
and then taking their tech
when they meet with you?
433
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,648
Like that kind of stealing?
434
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,041
You wanted to do something, Richard.
435
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,770
This is something.
436
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,242
It's time to walk the left-hand path, Richard.
437
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,970
MOLLY: The statistics here are clear.
438
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,089
Protecting existing revenue streams
in the current climate
439
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,322
is no longer a viable option.
440
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,244
We must run forward simply to stay in place,
441
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:34,245
by doing what the adult industry
has always done, lead.
442
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,488
Pioneering cutting-edge interfaces
443
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,281
across new device platforms
like Oculus and iWhack
444
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,681
will be the key to our survival as an industry.
445
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,730
And based on their recent
investment patterns,
446
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,531
tech leaders such as Facebook agree.
447
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:52,002
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the future.
448
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,650
- (APPLAUSE)
- (WHIRRING)
449
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,211
What is that on your computer screen?
A fractal?
450
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:09,204
No, it's just pictures of art
I've been sending Karen
451
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,886
from my mobile phone,
which is charging over there.
452
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,407
I told her I just got back from
a gallery opening in Hunter's Point.
453
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,084
Who painted that disappointment?
454
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,090
Jaden, age five.
455
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,731
I got it from his Montessori school website.
456
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,723
He's not online, he's never gonna find out.
457
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:24,801
What?
458
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,405
Crimes against children...
459
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,482
- Really, so easy to get away with.
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
460
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,004
Oh, another text from Karen.
461
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,730
"In your 'hood. Can I come over?
462
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,883
"LDK, too soon, question mark."
463
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,646
Fuck.
464
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,489
What's the issue?
465
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,846
This is what you want.
466
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,048
You know, it's...
The place is so dirty right now.
467
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:51,681
Probably another day
is best for such activity?
468
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,762
Should I tell her I'm out
getting Ethiopian tapas?
469
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,604
I don't see what the problem is here.
470
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,047
She wants to come over,
and she acknowledged that it's too soon.
471
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,088
You've basically done the deed,
472
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,650
which for you is
473
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,087
ejaculating in your own pants
all over your leg,
474
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,884
and then apologizing profusely.
475
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,322
Just maintain eye contact,
476
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,687
light some scented candles
and throw in some Sade.
477
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,649
The early stuff, though,
478
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,961
before her arrangements got too baroque.
479
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,327
Okay, that is sad.
480
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,971
But I can do this. Um...
481
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,691
She would never sleep with a guy
who lives like this.
482
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,325
I don't even know where to start.
483
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,767
Do you guys want to help me
clean up a little bit real quick?
484
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,524
No, don't do that.
485
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,486
(CLEARS THROAT)
486
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,443
- Miss Kendall.
- Yeah.
487
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:34,607
Excuse me.
488
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,811
I am data compression.
489
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,451
I do data compression,
490
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,490
and I know that, um, EndFrame is telling you
491
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,040
that they can lower your bandwidth
and storage costs
492
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:48,408
by delivering your new 4K video stream
at 20 megabits per second.
493
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,246
- Who the hell are you?
- Sorry. I'm Pied Piper.
494
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,163
I am Richard Hendricks of...
495
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,322
- You're the CEO.
- Yes.
496
00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,164
- Uh, thank you.
- I saw you at TechCrunch.
497
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,811
How do you know the specs
of my EndFrame deal?
498
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,840
I can't... I don't...
499
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,922
Okay. I don't like this at all,
Richard Hendricks.
500
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,525
I'm sorry. Goodbye.
501
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,443
I can save you millions in bandwidth.
502
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,321
My... My algorithm is lossless.
503
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:18,327
I can deliver the same 4K video
at seven megabits per second, 60 fps.
504
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,683
We are faster and have
a higher quality than EndFrame
505
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,046
at a third of the bit rate.
506
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,929
- Bullshit.
- I can prove it.
507
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,842
Before you spend a dime, let me prove it.
508
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,330
You know I'm on the board of two charities
509
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,563
and a no-kill animal shelter
with Gavin Belson, right?
510
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,120
The man who is suing you for stealing his IP.
511
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,850
That lawsuit's bullshit.
512
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,964
I have a very complicated
deal in place with EndFrame.
513
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,202
Why should I back out and take a risk on you?
514
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,125
Back there, you said
515
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:51,171
that your business needs to do
whatever it takes in order to survive.
516
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,049
Well, so does mine.
517
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,405
And this is it.
518
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,882
If I don't get this deal, my company is dead.
519
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:06,401
So this is your place?
520
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,566
Yes.
521
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,007
I know it's weird
that a guy like me would live here,
522
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:15,005
but, honestly, this is just where I rest.
523
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:18,363
Out there is where I live.
524
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,408
Did you get my link
to the Catalan animation festival?
525
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,720
Oh, did I?
526
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,161
Where do you stand on
the subtitling v. dubbing debate?
527
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,765
'Cause to me, dubbing is boorish.
528
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,889
'Cause every language, to me, has its own...
529
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,724
Hey, how'd you get on our Wi-Fi?
530
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,723
How does your phone know the password?
531
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,086
Did it?
532
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,571
Yeah, it connected immediately.
533
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,608
- It's an alpha-numeric...
- Oh...
534
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,489
Long password.
535
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,650
Um... I...
536
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,327
Okay, this is really weird.
537
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,686
Karen?
538
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,321
Erlich. Hey.
539
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,288
I didn't realize that it was you, Karen,
540
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:01,886
the Karen that Dinesh...
541
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,684
You two know each other?
542
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,444
In a sense. Yeah.
543
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,481
- What...
- Outed by Wi-Fi.
544
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,131
...is the specifics of the "sense"?
545
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:12,841
Uh...
546
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,446
You never... You never called.
547
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,081
I got super busy.
548
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,527
Hey, we all do.
549
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:25,571
Well, we should probably
head to the festival, so...
550
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,129
So did you ever find my earrings?
551
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,890
ERLICHI I... I don't know.
552
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:38,366
Should we check the old lost and found?
553
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,487
KAREN: Okay.
554
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:50,607
BIG HEAD: So, here goes.
555
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:55,004
By wearing this standard
Hooli earbud headphone,
556
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:59,165
modified with a small piezoelectric sensor,
557
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,164
the user can control their Hooli phone
558
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,642
solely with their neural impulses.
559
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:09,167
Point, click, drag, even type,
560
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,130
all using only brainwaves.
561
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,411
Think it and it happens.
562
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,926
Holy shit.
563
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,646
- Seriously?
- Seriously.
564
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,210
This is great.
565
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,008
Fuck, yes, team!
566
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,287
So what's our timeline here?
567
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,203
I mean, when can we start testing this?
568
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,887
How long before we can
integrate this into Nucleus?
569
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,405
Not long.
570
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,051
It'll probably happen in our lifetime.
571
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:43,565
We just have to figure out
how to make it work.
572
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,450
But I really believe that our grandchildren
573
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,808
are going to grow up
taking this technology for granted.
574
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,406
Our grandchildren?
575
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,323
I know you're single, but you know,
you might meet someone.
576
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,323
No. No! No! What...
577
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,970
What do you have that's ready now?
578
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,326
Well, mmm...
579
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,722
Truth be told, we kind of put all
our eggs into this basket.
580
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:07,408
But we do have
the kick-ass potato cannon, though.
581
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,880
Although, actually, this one is... ls broken.
582
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,844
We tried to put a Mr. Potato Head in it,
583
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,366
and it did not like that.
584
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,929
(SOFT LATIN MUSIC PLAYING)
585
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,764
Still in there, eh?
586
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,605
What do you think?
Will they ever find those earrings?
587
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,002
Funny thing about lost items,
588
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,686
always in the last place you look.
589
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,084
Thanks for coming in, guys.
590
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,128
I look forward to working with you.
591
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,529
Us, too.
592
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,443
Come on back. This way.
593
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,604
We're right in here.
594
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,091
RICHARD: Hey, Mark.
595
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,370
Good to see you again.
596
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,121
What is this?
597
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,361
This is a bake-off.
598
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:03,202
I'm gonna give EndFrame and Pied Piper
the same video library to compress.
599
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,406
In a week, I'll review
600
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,608
and award the contract
to whoever does a better job.
601
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:07,806
What?
602
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,644
- Um, whomever.
- What?
603
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,482
Whomever does the better...
But okay, yeah. Never mind.
604
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,086
Welcome to the left-hand path, my friend.