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Richard: Just think about it.

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On Saturday, over a quarter-million people
are gonna stream through that building.

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A veritable who's who of nobodies.

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Richard, we've tried
marketing at trade shows.

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We suck at it.

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No, I'm not talking about that.

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Let me ask you this.

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We need 120,000 phones, right?

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What is the first thing people do
when they get in there?

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Log on to free WiFi.

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But hooli makes you download
the hoolicon app in order to sign in.

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So what if we somehow
hack our code onto the app?

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Then we will have our 120,000 phones
all in one day.

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I'm sorry, you're...

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You're talking about sneaking our code
onto people's phones

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without them even knowing about it?

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I mean, that's malware, Richard.

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No, no, no.

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Think of it more as, um, forced adoption
through aggressive guerrilla marketing.

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Well, as a product of forced adoption,
I can assure you, there are consequences.

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- I like it.
- Dinesh: Well, hold on.

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Even if we get our code
into that app and onto all those phones,

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people are just gonna delete the app
as soon as the conference is over.

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People don't delete apps. I'm telling you.
Get your phones out, right now.

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(Cell phones beep)

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Uh, hipstamatic. Vine,
may she rest in peace.

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Nipalert?

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Mccain/palin?

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All right, this works in theory.

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But penetrating the hooli servers
to hack their shitty convention app?

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We need a black-hat ninja for this one.

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I wonder where we can
find someone like that.

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- 80 great to see you, Mia.
- (Chuckles)

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- How's Pakistan?
- 80 great.

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I was there for a while,
and as I said before,

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I have to go back there right after this
for an extended period of time.

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Anyway, how's all this stuff going?

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- You must be, like, dying of boredom.
- I am.

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And the terms of my plea agreement
forbid me to touch a computer

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or go online, so...

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Let me run a hypothetical by you,
just to like, exercise your brain.

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Like, for instance,

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if I had to hack the hooli app servers,
mess with an app,

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and push it out over a venue's free WiFi,
how would I do it?

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It's a trick question, right?

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'Cause you wouldn't hack the app server.

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You'd just launch a man
in the middle attack with pineapples.

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Google it.

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Speaking of,

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if they even catch me talking about this,

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they could send me
to maximum security prison,

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but I think I found a way to get online.

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There's a computer in the library
that's not supervised on sundays.

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I think if I can pull library duty,

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I'll be able to sneak on
and track down whoever ratted me out.

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I am going to destroy that motherfucker.

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Not if I destroy him first.

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(Woman speaking indistinctly on pa)

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Excuse me.
What's your policy on anonymous tips?

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(Theme music playing)

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Gilfoyle: Fuck.

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WiFi pineapples. It's so obvious.

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Not to me.

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Look, we set up
a bunch of these at hoolicon.

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We position ourselves between
everyone's devices and the real WiFi.

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So they log onto our boxes,
and our boxes log onto the real WiFi?

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Exactly.

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So we show them a fake landing page

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and force everyone to download
a doctored version of the hoolicon app.

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And they'll never know the difference.

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No wonder Mia's in prison. She's brilliant.

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I think this might actually work.

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Wrong. It'll never work.

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You don't even know
what we've been talking about.

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I don't need to, Richard.

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The truth is we've tried and tried.

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Every time we've gotten a whiff of success,

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a giant pelican by the name of fate

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takes a four-and-a-half-pound shit
right on top of us.

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There are people
who are destined for greatness,

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and people who are not.

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Richard, it seems you and I are not.

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And so, I've had enough.
I'm ending it all tonight.

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Suicide? I have a book for you.

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No, gilf.

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Last night, when I was sitting out there
by the smoldering husk of my palapa,

87
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so cruelly taken away from me...

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You burned it down yourself.

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Which led me to my epiphany.

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This epiphany.

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"Greetings from Tibet.

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"If you find yourself in qamdo prefecture,
do drop in.

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"Gavin belson."

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That was addressed to me.

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No, that was addressed
to "Richard Hendricks and company."

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"Company" of which I am a part.

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You're not seriously thinking
of going to Tibet?

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Gilfoyle: You're broke.

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How the fuck are you gonna pay for that?

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That's where you come in.

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My great friends,
I figured we might pass the hat.

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Just give whatever
you're comfortable with...

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I'll pay for it. Whatever it costs.

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Well, it seems the smallest of us
has the biggest heart.

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Thank you, young jianathan.

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- Business class?
- Premium economy. You fly one way.

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Don't you need a visa to go to China?

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Yes. I can call my uncle in Beijing.

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He's very corrupt.

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That sounds ominous but, gents,

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as I was saying,
where there's a will there's a way.

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Just not for you guys.

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Jared: No.

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I will not help you on this mission.

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"No"?

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Richard, we always said
we didn't want to end up like hooli.

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How are we like hooli?

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We are trying to give free Internet
to the entire world.

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If we have to bend a few rules
here and there...

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I mean, it's all for the
greater good, is it not?

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Gavin belson started
out with lofty goals, too,

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but he just kept excusing immoral behavior,
just like this,

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until one day all that was left
was a sad man with funny shoes.

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Disgraced, friendless,

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and engorged with the blood
of a youthful charlatan.

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I am never going to be any of that.

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Richard, not that long ago,

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you agonized over using a stolen log-in
to get into a bake-off with endframe,

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a company that stole from us.

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But now you're, what,

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shrugging off large-scale cybercrimes
against innocent civilians?

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It's a means to an end.

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It's not who I am.

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I mean, (stutters) Lincoln had to suspend
habeas corpus to end the war,

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but he restored it after.

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Lincoln? Richard, it's not that easy.

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There's always a next time,
and a next time, and a next time.

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I cannot knowingly contribute
to your moral decay.

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Well, what if you didn't do it knowingly?

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I mean, you're always telling me
how you spent your entire childhood

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pretending that everything
going on around you was okay.

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Uncle Jerry's game.

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Yeah, that.

144
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Let's play uncle Jerry's game.

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Do you know what you're asking?

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Okay, guys. How we looking?

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- One second.
- Almost done.

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Gilfoyle: All 12 pineapples
tested and packed.

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Richard: Jared, you can come in now.

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All right.

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All of our swag is in the car,

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and I look foward to a successful promotion
of our legitimate space-saving app.

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Yep, that's what this is.

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Whatever.

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Well, now, gentlemen, this is it. Goodbye.

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Obviously, I don't care
to make a big deal out of it.

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So I think it's sufficientjust to go around

158
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and each of you say a memory or two

159
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of times where I've
profoundly impacted your life.

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Doesn't have to be a profound impact...

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We're leaving now.

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What?

163
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International flight. Four hours early.

164
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No, international flights
are three hours early.

165
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It's a new rule.

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(Chuckles)

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Gentlemen.

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Okay, let's have some fun!

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(Indistinct chatter)

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Richard: First hurdle down,
we're past security.

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Dinesh: Ugh, that made me nervous
sneaking all that shit in.

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Gilfoyle: Why? We're bringing tech
to a tech convention.

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When did pied Piper
get added to the vendor list?

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Jared: C-42-10.

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Well, it looks like us.

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Jared: Oh, no. That can't be.

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No. This is not what I was promised.

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What? It's fine.

179
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Well, they told me that we would have
prominent placement

180
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with proximity to high-traffic corridor.

181
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(Laughs)
We're in the middle of the road here.

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- So?
- Yeah, who gives a fuck?

183
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Well, Jared does.

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And... and we do as well. Uh...

185
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You know, why don't you go check out
what the bathroom situation's like?

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Yes.

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- Nothing would make me happier.
- Good.

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You know, I actually believe him.

189
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(Sighs) Okay.

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So gentlemen, okay,
while Jared's gone, let's get our bearings.

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All right.

192
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So, uh, we are here.

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Now you guys deploy the pineapples.

194
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Start with high-traffic areas,
so that means entrances.

195
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People are setting up equipment everywhere,
so it shouldn't look that unusual.

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But be careful, don't get caught,
and remember why we're here.

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Winnie: Richard?

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Whoa. Winnie!

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- Hey.
- (Clears throat) Hello. Hi. Yeah.

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- Oh.
- (Both chuckle)

201
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,227
I haven't seen you since, um...

202
00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,605
Since you threw yourself
down a flight of stairs

203
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:05,939
to prove how smart you were.

204
00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:08,317
That whole spaces-tab thing was...

205
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,443
Kind of petty?

206
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:12,780
Petty? No, I was gonna say illustrative
of our vast differences, but...

207
00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:13,906
Right. (Chuckles)

208
00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,216
What are you doing here? (Chuckles)

209
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I'm here helping my friend

210
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- launch his new company.
- Oh.

211
00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,621
Well, "my friend." He's
actually my boyfriend.

212
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That's his booth right there.

213
00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:25,167
Richard: Oh, wow. He's got a big one.
I mean, the booth.

214
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But, um, boyfriend? Uh-oh.

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- Awkward. (Chuckles)
- Why?

216
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Nothing. It's not.

217
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,801
It's actually... uh, it's cool.

218
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Totally cool. Cool beans.

219
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Beans, beans, magical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you...

220
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- Toot?
- Toot

221
00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:43,185
hey, Joel? Come over and meet Richard.

222
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Oh. Not needed.

223
00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:49,024
- Joel, Richard.
- Yeah. Hey.

224
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Oh. Stairs guy.

225
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- Uh, it's quite a booth you got there.
- Oh, yes, thank you.

226
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We really think our company's message
is worth getting out there.

227
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Yeah, us, too. Us, too.

228
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Um, but just, you know,

229
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trying to be a bit responsible
with the spending.

230
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,832
Sure, but when I sold my last company,

231
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I realized I had the luxury
to invest in something I believe in.

232
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- Richard: Mmm.
- Helping humanity thrive.

233
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That's why I decided to bring
peacefare into the world.

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Ah, good for you.

235
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- Okay. It was great to meet you, Richard.
- Yeah. And you, too.

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Good seeing you.

237
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Not if I see you first. (Chuckles)

238
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,770
Not that you asked,
but you handled that very poorly.

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You know, jian-Yang,

240
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the silence in the car
gave me some time to think about the fact

241
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that our differences...

242
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Jesus!

243
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Sorry.

244
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(Tires screech)

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(Echoes) Jian-Yang!

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- Fuck you, fat fuck.
- Pineapple two is a go.

247
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,055
Fucking look at him.

248
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:06,560
Pictures everywhere, fucking bearded baby
cost us millions of dollars.

249
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,729
It would make me very happy

250
00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:12,441
to pour boiling metal
down Keenan feldspar's asshole.

251
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:15,694
- How would that even work?
- Flip and pour.

252
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:18,405
He's gonna run,
and then you're slowly chasing him,

253
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,866
trying to not spill your
vat of boiling metal.

254
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,784
You're gonna look like a fucking idiot.

255
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:23,911
Gilfoyle: Fuck you.

256
00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,723
- Anybody looking?
- Dinesh: (Whispers) No. Just go.

257
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,332
(Clicking)

258
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,627
What's taking you so long? Hurry up!

259
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,212
(Indistinct radio chatter)

260
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,340
What are you boys up to?

261
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,595
All right? All right, go through my slides.

262
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,348
Click, click, click. Jamiroquai plays.

263
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:48,435
Now I would very much
like to welcome my good friend,

264
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,354
Keenan feldspar!

265
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,441
- Where the fuck is he?
- Keenan: Yo.

266
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,778
Son, you're supposed to be
coming up from over there.

267
00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:01,281
Totally. I'm just really kind of
digging the vibe over on this side.

268
00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:02,950
- Uh, Terry?
- Terry: (On pa) Yeah.

269
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,869
- Kid wants to come from over here.
- Terry: Okay.

270
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,704
Excuse me, sir. Do you have a moment?

271
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:12,709
This morning, pied Piper were
a last-minute add to the vendor list.

272
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:15,629
So I started watching them
and noticed some suspicious behavior.

273
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,547
I've sent in for a tactical response team,

274
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:18,799
and with your permission,

275
00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:21,653
I'd like to sweep the convention floor
with yagi antennas, which are...

276
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:23,178
- Hoover?
- Yes, sir.

277
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:27,015
Four days ago, I spent two billion dollars
on a piece-of-shit vr gadget

278
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:28,392
that's never gonna work.

279
00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:31,144
I had to rebuild the
entire operating system

280
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:34,648
just to get a 90-second demo
that could play on a phone.

281
00:13:35,107 --> 00:13:37,359
And by the grace of god,
I just may have pulled it off.

282
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,445
And now you want to talk to me
about pied fucking Piper?

283
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,656
Sir, I'd like to think that
if Gavin belson were here,

284
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:43,740
we'd make sure that...

285
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:46,618
Gavin fucking belson is not here
'cause I fired his ass!

286
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,996
Now, look, you go back
to your little security room

287
00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:51,289
and you sit in the corner
with the tinfoil hat on.

288
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:55,335
And I swear, if! Hear you wander
down the hallway to take a piss,

289
00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:56,837
you are out on your ass.

290
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,171
You got that?

291
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:00,924
I do, sir.

292
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:12,978
You know what, this might be a good time
for me to hand out some flyers.

293
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,647
(Whispers) Richard,
six pineapples up, six to go.

294
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:16,732
Good.

295
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,025
Gilfoyle: Something wrong?

296
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,152
Yeah, actually.
(Clears throat) Very wrong.

297
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:24,072
- Peacefare is a game.
- Dinesh: What?

298
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,198
Yeah. Look at his website.

299
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:29,369
Give virtual coins to
virtual homeless people.

300
00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:33,582
Grow virtual corn
to feed virtual starving villages.

301
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:34,875
What the fuck, right?

302
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,812
I mean, he's over there making all this
noise about turning your mobile device

303
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,714
into an empathy machine,
but it's not doing anything.

304
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,090
Fascinating, Richard.

305
00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:45,302
Have you heard anything
about how pied fucking Piper is doing?

306
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,595
Yes, our code is in the app.

307
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,389
The pineapples are online.
We're at 3,700 downloads.

308
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:50,515
We're ahead of schedule.

309
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,059
Shit, this could work.

310
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,560
That's awesome.

311
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,228
Yeah, exactly.

312
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:57,147
We are doing something real.

313
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,565
He is not.

314
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,610
But, uh, she's with him
and I'm the petty one.

315
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:05,280
Okay, well, what about the idea
of growing real corn

316
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,407
to feed real starving people?

317
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:09,576
- No.
- Yeah, his thing seems way easier.

318
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,387
You can do it on your phone
in your undennear.

319
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,997
Just plant the rest of
the pineapples, please.

320
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,669
(Sighs heavily)

321
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,964
Oh! Here he comes, folks.

322
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:25,842
Richard Hendricks,
the monet of compressionism.

323
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:27,385
Jared. (Clears throat)

324
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,180
Hey, which of the bathrooms is closest?

325
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,058
Um, end of the row, 78 paces to the right.

326
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,434
Great.

327
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,480
You know, this is the actual laptop
I used to code the app.

328
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,774
Hey, let's take some
without my shoes, yeah?

329
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,359
Okay. Okay, come.

330
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,820
Yeah, so please start with my toes.

331
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,863
(Chatter continues in distinctly)

332
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,256
(Indistinct chatter)

333
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,224
Did you do this?

334
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,562
Did anybody see someone touch this laptop?

335
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,438
- What?
- Oh, god.

336
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,400
This is very disturbing.

337
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:25,819
Fuck it, I'm just gonna punch him.

338
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,738
Yeah, right. Have fun in jail, you moron.
Holy shit.

339
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,782
Oh, fuck. It's him. What do we do?

340
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,742
Uh, keep moving.

341
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,375
Fuck, do you think he saw us?

342
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,210
- Oh, he saw us.
- Fuck!

343
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,296
- He saw us see him.
- Shit.

344
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,839
Wait.

345
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:49,092
What if he thinks we did it on purpose?
Like, we snubbed him?

346
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:51,970
Fuck yeah.

347
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:54,598
We just snubbed the fuck
out of Keenan feldspar.

348
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,143
- Hey, Richard.
- Hey.

349
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:02,147
I'm letting everyone know you might want
to reset your critical passwords

350
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,024
- because we've been hacked.
- Oh.

351
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,735
(Stammers) Why would you say that?

352
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,279
Well, someone changed
my peacefare screensaver,

353
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,741
and I know it wasn't anyone on my team
because they all respect me too much.

354
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,076
What did they change it to,
if you don't mind me asking?

355
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,346
- Just 'cause...
- No, no. I won't dignify it by repeating it.

356
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,289
I'm just saying you
should take precautions.

357
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,166
Also, winnie spoke to security

358
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,126
and they're sending
the tactical response team.

359
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:24,961
(Clears throat) The what?

360
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,130
The... oh. Here they are.

361
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:36,806
Oh, shit.

362
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,142
Bingo. We've got hostiles.

363
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:44,314
Red team, Sebastian,
fan out and sweep the entire venue.

364
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,984
(Beeping)

365
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,695
Hey, Richard.

366
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:53,099
Guess who has four thumbs
and just snubbed Keenan feldspar?

367
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,492
Guys, someone called security.

368
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,969
- Now they're doing a sweep of the area, okay?
- What?

369
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,304
You've gotta go pull up
all the pineapples, okay?

370
00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,913
- What the fuck?
- Who ratted us out?

371
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,958
I don't know. Probably we'll never know.
It's impossible to tell.

372
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,418
Just go. Go get them.
Get them now. Go, just go.

373
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,258
Bingo.

374
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:12,425
Dinesh: Fuck!

375
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:13,510
Come on.

376
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,844
(Grunts)

377
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,596
Bingo.

378
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,681
Dinesh: Oh, crap.

379
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,684
We gotta split up. I'll take the food
court, you take the east concourse.

380
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,769
- I want the food court.
- Just go!

381
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:23,853
Fuck.

382
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,481
Hey, man.

383
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:29,901
(Hesitatingly) Fucking Keenan.
Hey. I have to go.

384
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,445
Totally. Hey, did you snub me earlier?

385
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,490
Yeah, you did.

386
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,741
You know you did.

387
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,203
- It made me feel bad. I like to feel good.
- (Sighs)

388
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,407
Why would you do that to me?

389
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,956
Seriously?

390
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,625
You fucked us, Keenan.

391
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,029
Richard was gonna take that deal,

392
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,813
and then you pulled it
right out from under us.

393
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:52,090
You cost me, personally,
a shit ton of money.

394
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,968
Whoa. Is that what Richard told you?

395
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,432
(Beeping)

396
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,231
- Hey. So?
- They got every single one.

397
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,566
- Every single last one.
- Fuck!

398
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,710
Jared: I don't want to hear this.

399
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:11,752
Richard: But we gotta be close, right?

400
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:12,837
Like how many more phones do we need?

401
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,380
I don't know. Close isn't good enough.

402
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,382
No, this is binary.
Either we have enough or we don't.

403
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:17,949
Oh, fuck.

404
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,242
I have an idea.

405
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,161
So I've got one pineapple left.

406
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:25,373
Now I've rigged some batteries on top of it
because we're gonna have to go mobile.

407
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,083
- Oh.
- We have to try.

408
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,894
Okay, I'm going to put
this in your backpack.

409
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,170
- Oh, no.
- No, it's fine.

410
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,005
I don't want it... I don't want it...

411
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,848
And you, you're gonna
hold this kill switch.

412
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:37,218
And then you'll walk into the most
densely populated area you can find.

413
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:40,614
All right? If you see the security coming,
remember, you press that button and poof,

414
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:41,806
- you're gone. Yeah?
- Okay.

415
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,743
I'll get as many
of those motherfuckers as I can.

416
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:44,927
We'll be rewarded in the end.

417
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,413
When the fuck were you gonna tell us?

418
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,563
Tell you what?

419
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:51,566
- You know what, fat sack of shit.
- Richard, do you know what?

420
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,860
No, I don't. (Stutters) I don't know what.

421
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,195
Dinesh, you need to move.

422
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,489
- Well, not until I find out if you know what.
- (Sighs)

423
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:58,948
Go on.

424
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,869
Okay, fine. I messed
with Joel's screensaver.

425
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,746
And then he told security,

426
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,415
and now they're the ones
pulling up all the pineapples.

427
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:09,018
- So...
- What the fuck are you talking about?

428
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,168
What are you talking about?

429
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,438
You acted like you wanted
to take Keenan feldspar's offer.

430
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:15,090
Well, I just ran into him.
He said you turned him down.

431
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,258
(Stammers)

432
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:21,679
Okay, well, (chuckles)
Who are you gonna believe, me or him?

433
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:24,516
Him. He showed me the email you sent him.

434
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:25,683
Showed you the email.

435
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,477
You fucking snake!

436
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:29,562
Dinesh, you need to move. Now.

437
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,439
Look, he pulled the deal.

438
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,918
Yeah, but you didn't know that
when you sent him the email, did you?

439
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,294
- Dinesh, you need to move.
- (Beeping rapidly)

440
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,070
Come on. You need to go.

441
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,405
- Go, go!
- Tenley: Gentlemen?

442
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:39,488
(Beeps)

443
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,950
I'm going to have to see
the contents of that backpack.

444
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,244
- Um...
- (Richard stammers)

445
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,497
Bingo.

446
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,665
Huh.

447
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,126
(Richard sighs)

448
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,589
What did you change it to, Richard?

449
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:57,924
What?

450
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,467
Joel's screensaver.

451
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,720
- Does it matter now?
- No.

452
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,266
Poopfare. (Sighs)

453
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:09,602
I'm sorry.

454
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:10,854
"Poopfare"?

455
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,648
Yeah. It's like a play on the name.

456
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:17,944
Is it a play on the name?
Pissfare would be way better.

457
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,696
Or penisfare.

458
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:22,949
Or peacefart. That's
just changing one letter.

459
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:26,035
Look, he turned around.
I had like a second, okay?

460
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,519
It's the best I could come up with.

461
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:30,206
Poopfare?

462
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,128
Poopfare?

463
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,465
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

464
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:42,760
You sacrificed everything
that we've worked for

465
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:45,513
for "poopfare"?

466
00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:52,270
How was poopfare for the greater good?

467
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,106
It wasn't.

468
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,859
You compared yourself
to Abraham Lincoln, Richard.

469
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,821
Can you do me a favor?

470
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,908
Can you say it
so I know I'm not hallucinating?

471
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:08,453
- I just did.
- Just say it.

472
00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:11,498
- Jared...
- Richard! Look me in the eyes!

473
00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:17,086
Look me in the eyes,
and you name our undoing.

474
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,505
Hey, come on. Calm down now.

475
00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:22,425
Poopfare? You reckless child.

476
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:25,637
Gentlemen. Come with me, please.

477
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,098
Sit down.

478
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:33,770
Well, well, well. Richard Hendricks.

479
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,522
Sorry, do I know you?

480
00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:38,274
No. But I know all about you.

481
00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:43,196
These WiFi pineapples, are they yours?

482
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:46,074
Uh-huh.

483
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,744
And this image from the security footage.

484
00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:51,871
Gilfoyle: Smell anything?

485
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,582
These two individuals look familiar to you?

486
00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:57,961
Last question.

487
00:22:59,754 --> 00:23:01,631
Do you recognize this?

488
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:07,011
It's an interview I just found from
code/rag from October of this year,

489
00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:11,224
in which you said
you and Gavin belson would, quote,

490
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,309
"put Jack barker out of a job."

491
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,478
Did you say that, Richard?

492
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:20,358
You know what? Yes. Yeah.

493
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:22,277
Yep, this is me.

494
00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:29,242
Because, apparently, everything
I say or type gets me into trouble.

495
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,160
Because I'm an idiot.

496
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,371
Hoover: Well, now.

497
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:38,835
- Tenley!
- (Door opens)

498
00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:42,922
What the hell are these gentlemen
doing in my office?

499
00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:45,300
We caught them with pineapples.

500
00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:49,053
You mean the pineapples that I hired them
to bring to the conference

501
00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:52,807
as part of a covert penetration test
of our WiFi security?

502
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,059
Sorry. Uh, we didn't know.

503
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:56,423
Hoover: You weren't supposed to.

504
00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:59,939
Now, give these gentlemen
their passes and equipment back,

505
00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:01,649
and get them back on the floor.

506
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:09,907
You know, you said some very nice things
about Gavin belson in that interview.

507
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:13,620
You could have very easily
kicked a good man when he was down.

508
00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:16,623
Good luck with whatever it is you're doing.

509
00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:21,002
I'd walk you down myself, but for
reasons I really can't get into, uh,

510
00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:23,880
I'm not allowed to leave this room.

511
00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:26,883
Okay.

512
00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:37,727
There you are.

513
00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:41,439
You never came back to the booth. You
didn't want to see how it all turned out?

514
00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:43,900
I wasn't really in the mood.

515
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,068
Are you playing peacefare?

516
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,905
Yeah, I just gave an orphan
her first calculator.

517
00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:50,948
Good. Good.

518
00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:53,534
(Clears throat)
But I've got something much better.

519
00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:58,414
See that number?

520
00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:04,796
That is the number of installs
that we've got from hoolicon alone.

521
00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:10,176
We have moved all of melcher's data
onto a network of mobile devices.

522
00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,178
We did it.

523
00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:13,721
Do dinesh and gilfoyle know?

524
00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:17,392
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they know.
Now that this worked, they like me again.

525
00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:19,894
They're off getting churros to celebrate.

526
00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:22,647
I told them that we would meet them
at, uh, barker's keynote.

527
00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,732
So, come on.

528
00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:26,984
I mean...

529
00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:32,281
Richard, the fact that you think that
success justifies all your behavior...

530
00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:35,118
We were in crisis mode, okay?

531
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:38,705
And, yeah, I lost my
head, but crisis averted.

532
00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:41,791
So it's time to reinstate
habeas corpus, huh?

533
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:43,793
Be honest Abe again.

534
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,254
What about the next crisis, Richard?

535
00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:49,549
Jared, this won't happen again. I swear.

536
00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:51,884
So let's just enjoy it.

537
00:25:53,136 --> 00:25:55,471
For a minute. Please.

538
00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:01,286
(Virtual lnsan/ty plays on speakers)

539
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,062
Jack: Come on, give it up!

540
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:06,858
- (Audience cheering)
- / love this company!

541
00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:10,570
And how about you?
And how about jamiroquai?

542
00:26:10,653 --> 00:26:13,406
Ladies and gentlemen. Oh, let's have it.

543
00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:16,325
But wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute.

544
00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:22,874
Wasn't the original title of their
chart-topping hit virtual insanity?

545
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:25,918
Why is he singing "virtual reality"?

546
00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:27,253
(Scattered laughter)

547
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:30,840
You know, I may need a little help
getting to the bottom of this

548
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,300
from my very good friend,

549
00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:34,594
-Keenan feldspar. I
-(Dramatic music plays on speakers)

550
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:38,848
(Audience cheering)

551
00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:41,184
Jack: Oh!

552
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:44,061
- There he is! Hey!
- (Both chuckle)

553
00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:46,898
You guys ready to see the future?

554
00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:48,399
(Cheering)

555
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:50,735
You know, at the beginning
of the presentation,

556
00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:54,697
I told all of you
to update your hooliphone os.

557
00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:55,865
Right?

558
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,301
Now I want you to go into settings,

559
00:26:57,325 --> 00:27:01,913
and you're gonna find
a brand-new toggle labeled "hooli vr."

560
00:27:01,996 --> 00:27:04,582
- Man: Whoo!
- You're gonna want to turn that on.

561
00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:07,265
- (Dramatic music plays on speakers)
- Now, look under your seats.

562
00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:13,966
When you power up your hooli vr goggles,
they will automagically pair with your phone.

563
00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:17,386
Put them on, and prepare to be amazed!

564
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:18,971
(Audience exclaiming)

565
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:21,474
- Keenan: Say hi to that barmaid for me!
- (Laughs)

566
00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:23,559
- Huh. Oh! Ow!
- (Crackling)

567
00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:25,403
- (Crackling continues)
- (People exclaiming)

568
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,313
(Exclaiming)

569
00:27:28,523 --> 00:27:30,399
- (Crackling and popping)
- (Shrieking)

570
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,153
Jack: What's going on?
Uh, turn up the lights, please.

571
00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:36,155
Something's happening here. Uh...

572
00:27:36,239 --> 00:27:38,449
- (Crackling and popping continue)
- Uh, stay calm.

573
00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:40,719
You don't think this had anything
to do with us, do you?

574
00:27:40,743 --> 00:27:43,788
We appear to have
a bit of a technical problem.

575
00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:46,457
I'm going to get
to the bottom of this right away.

576
00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:48,021
- (Popping continues)
- Man: Oh, fuck!

577
00:27:51,921 --> 00:27:54,507
Gelong-la, there is
a loud man here to see you.

578
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:56,300
He says you sent for him.

579
00:27:56,384 --> 00:27:58,845
Qamdo in the house! Ha-ha!

580
00:27:58,928 --> 00:27:59,928
Whoa!

581
00:27:59,971 --> 00:28:01,097
Haircut!

582
00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:04,058
Are you fucking kidding me?

583
00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:08,271
I'm really here.

584
00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:10,648
(Hip-hop music playing)