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(Keyboards clacking)

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- You know what, should we...
- Fuck, yeah.

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Uh, yeah, I guess,
just put it in the garage.

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Oh. Uh, where I sleep?

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Yeah, it's just, it's the
only place with room.

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Okay, uh, well, it's
good to face your fears.

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I was scared of intruders
until I had one of those in my room,

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and then I realized if they're
gonna kill me, they're gonna kill me.

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(Chuckles) 'Cause he kept whispering that.

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All right.

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(Vehicle approaching)

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- (Tires screeching)
- (Engine rewing)

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(Rock music playing on speakers)

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(Music stops)

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- Hey, Russ.
- "Hey, Russ?"

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Fuck you, Richard Hendricks!

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"Fuck me," regarding...

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It's all over the blogs,
you took our idea to Gavin belson?

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- Whoa. I'm sorry, "our idea"?
- Yeah.

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The new Internet,
we came up with that together

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standing outside of my kid's school,
former school.

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Uh, no. Um, you told me to name an idea,
and so I named one.

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That was my idea,
you were just standing there.

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Yeah, pulling it out of you
like a newborn baby.

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Okay, but, uh, well, if a doctor
pulls a baby out of a pregnant woman

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the doctor doesn't get
to then keep the baby.

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Okay, first of all, my ex-wife is fucking
the doctor that delivered my son

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and they're suing for full custody,
so you're wrong.

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Second of all, this isn't a baby.

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Stop trying to change the subject, Richard!

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Okay, well, uh, I had to go to Gavin
because he owned the patent,

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which, as it turns out,
he just signed over to me,

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so, um, it's actually good that you're here

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because you want in and we need funding.

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Especially since no v0 in town will
touch us, not even Monica's new firm.

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80, Gavin pulls out and you want me
to be your sloppy seconds?

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(Scoffs) It's always about my money,
isn't it?

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Uh, well, you are an investor,
so what else would it be about?

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- My idea!
- It was my idea!

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Well, then fund it yourself.

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Fuck you, Richard Hendricks.

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Fuck you right in your little asshole

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and not in a beautiful way
like grandpa and Pedro.

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Uh, what the hell was that?

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That was the last wealthy guy in silicon
valley that would even fucking talk to us.

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Maybe I'll give him a day to cool off,
try him again tomorrow, something...

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Not so sure about that.

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(Trickling)

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- Richard: Ugh. Come on.
- Payback's a bitch, isn't it, Richard?

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Whoo-hoo!

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I don't think he knows that's not your car.

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(Theme music playing)

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Real estate listings?
What, are you looking to move out?

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No, I'm just taking a
little redfin holiday.

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I find there's a certain
escapist allure to real estate listings.

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I like that one.

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Too bad it's 10 times what I can afford,

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'cause you know, I quit periscope to go
work for a company with zero prospects,

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'cause fuck me.

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Well, with preconstruction pricing

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this one's actually
only six times more than you could afford

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so, now, let's go onto Amazon

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and see what we could buy
with all those imaginary savings.

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Richard: Wait a minute.

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What if we don't need an investor at all?

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Fuck all these vcs.

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What if all we need is a customer?

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Customer for what?
We haven't built a product yet.

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Well, uh, neither have all
those condo builders, right?

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I mean, they're offering a discount
to people who buy before they build.

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We can do the same thing,
but with data storage.

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That sounds like a scam.

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Well, no, it's actually common practice.

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It's how I bought my condo.

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The scam came after when I rented
to a squatter who wouldn't leave.

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Granted, there's no shortage
of huge corporations

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with vast amounts of data,
but it's highly risky.

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I mean, Richard, we'd
be offering to store data

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on a network of cell phones
before we built the app or the network.

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Yeah, but, look, it's no more risky than
working with all these crazy billionaires.

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I mean, Jack and his boxes,

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Gavin just fucked off to go find himself,
who knows where, Peter died.

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Yeah, I guess that makes him crazy.

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The point is, if you don't draw the line in
the sand when some guy pisses in your car,

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where do you, you know?

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Someone pissed in someone's car?

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(Clears throat) Not literally, no.
It's a, uh, figure of speech, an old one.

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Ah. An adage.

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Anyway, uh, Jared,
let's get a deck together on this.

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Aye, aye, captain.
And, uh, just word to the wise,

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often the first customer
is the hardest one to land.

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Wait, "customer"? Are we pitching?

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Yeah, looks like it.

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God damn, Richie. Let's hit the road!

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We're gonna piss in everyone's car.

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(Laughs) Am I using that right?

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Richard: Medical groups, sales groups,
insurance companies.

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Jared, yeah. Good work here, really.

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Well, Gavin was right.

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His name certainly opened a lot of doors.

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Ever since your announcement,
everyone has heard of us.

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Jared, you didn't tell all these people

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that Gavin was still working
with the company, did you?

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Well, no, but I never explicitly said
that he wasn't.

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Was that wrong?

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Richard: No, Jared. That's fine.

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The tech will speak for itself.

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It certainly will.

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Now, Richard, when we get into that room,
let me do all of the talking.

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And also the tech will talk.

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Wait, so Gavin's not coming?

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- No, but we are. We've already come.
- (Chuckles)

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Huh.

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Gavin left the company?

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Yes, um, but what's important,
at least we think, uh,

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is not whether Gavin is gone, but
what brought him to us in the first place,

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and that's the tech.

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Uh-huh.

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Gentlemen, sorry to keep you waiting.

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I'm George mandechian, ceo.
I'm very excited to...

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(Whispering)

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He did? Huh.

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Okay.

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(Richard inhales sharply)

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God damn it. I mean, if people just look at
what we're offering,

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I think they'd be blown away.

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Perhaps we need a new angle.

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I'll fake a seizure.

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- What?
- Pied Piper.

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Hi, I'm Liz tinsdale,

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head of compliance
here at fiduciated general.

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Erlich bachman.

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And I'm, uh, Richard Hendricks.

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Are we all here?

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Yes, yeah, we are.

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Uh, sorry, full disclosure, uh,
Gavin belson has left the company.

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- Oh! Oh, I see.
- His loss.

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He won't be sitting across from someone

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as charming as yourself this afternoon,
will he?

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Okay, well, I mean,
you did come all the way here,

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so, why don't you follow me?

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I'd follow you to the end of the earth.
Shall we?

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- (Whispers) What are you doing?
- What?

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Richard: So, as you can see,
your data will be even more secure

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because it will be stored on multiple devices
and we can offer you a very competitive rate.

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You can expect to see
storage savings annually of 25%.

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Wow. That's very impressive, all of it,
but you guys have to understand

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that companies like ours
are particularly risk averse.

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Is it a slight Idaho accent, Liz?

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Oh. It's Montana, actually.

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- Even better.
- Yeah.

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The big blue sky state.

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Well, I knew
you had to have come from above.

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Richard: Well, uh, speaking of heaven,

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that's probably where you'll think you are

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when you start saving 25%
on your data storage.

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- (Laughing)
- You have a gate from there?

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Liz, you have beautiful skin.

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Um, we”, thank you, both of you.

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Listen, I think I know what he's gonna say,
but let me see if I can pull my CTO in here.

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Can you reel it in a little?

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We're trying to make a business deal,
not get you laid.

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I'm not trying to get laid, Richard.

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Clearly she has a lot of
pent up sexual energy,

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likely from working in this worm farm,
so that's the angle I'm taking

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since I'm not allowed to have a seizure.

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Besides, she's going to bat for us.

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You should be thanking me.
The CTO's on the way in.

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Yes, because of the technology
and because of our business proposal.

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Look, can you just, please, for once,
keep your dick out of the equation?

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I really wish I could,

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but my dick is the abacus
upon which this equation

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- will be...
- Guys.

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This is our CTO.

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Erlich: Oh, great.

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Oh. Oh.

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Hello.

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I'm Dan melcher, nice to meet you.

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Yeah. Hello.

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Hi, Dan.

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- Do you guys know each other?
- No.

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I just said my name was Dan.
That's how he knows.

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Uh, I don't need to waste
any more of your time with this.

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Why don't I... I'll take
this one from here.

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- Okay.
- Oh. Yeah.

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What the fuck are you doing here?

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Very rude, Daniel.

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Although, what can we expect
after techcrunch disrupt

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when you sucker punched me
in the goddamn face.

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You fucked my wife.

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I fucked your wives. Plural.

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- Both of them.
- Erlich.

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The customer's always right,
so let's just leave it at "wife," singular,

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- and be done with it.
- Okay.

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I need you to listen to me very carefully.

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It took me a very long, long time
to get back on my feet

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after I got fired from oracle

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and tech firms wouldn't touch me,

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but I've managed to
find a home here, a life.

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Okay, it's insurance.

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It's not ideal, but it's something,

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and I don't care, whatever it is
that you're selling here,

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I'm not buying it.

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Well, it's a pretty
groundbreaking technology.

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- Oh. Shut the fuck up.
- Okay. Yeah.

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Look at me, never gonna happen. Okay?

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Never going to...

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Dan, did you give the dogs
their medicine this morning?

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Uh, no, was I supposed to?

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Yeah, because remember, I had to go back
to the restaurant

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to get your card that you forgot.

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Uh, yep. Sorry.

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Um, I mean, I guess I could run home.

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- You two married?
- Oh. No, not yet. We're engaged. (Chuckles)

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Well, it was nice to meet you both.

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- Bye now, Liz.
- All right, bye, honey.

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Okay.

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Erlich: Oh, Dan.

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(Inhales deeply)

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Dan, Dan, Dan.

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Dan melcher,
the guy who beat the piss out of you?

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The very same.

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I looked him dead in the eyes and I said,

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"Daniel, I fucked every
wife you've ever had.

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"Care to go three for three?"

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Needless to say, he did not.

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You don't come off in that story
as well as you think you do.

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So, to avoid being thrice made a cuckold,
he agreed to a deal?

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Well, uh, not yet.

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Melcher actually signed off on it,

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but his fiancee wanted to certify
that what we're trying to build

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complies with their data handling
and security protocols.

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We're reviewing it all tomorrow, actually.

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Ah, I can't wait.
Tomorrow, the real fun begins.

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Uh, no. No, you're not coming.

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- Why not?
- "Why not?" Uh... geez.

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Well, you fucked Dan's last wife

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the night before he was ourjudge
on the techcrunch panel

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with absolutely no regard
for what that meant to the company.

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What it meant for the company is that
we went to the finals and we won.

241
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:43,996
Because of the tech.

242
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,915
We won because of the tech, remember?

243
00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:49,042
We're getting this deal
because of the tech.

244
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,686
I'm not letting you fuck this up, okay?

245
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:54,047
I know you're looking for something to do,
but this is not it.

246
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:55,942
What do you mean,
I'm looking for something to do?

247
00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:58,111
You're lucky that you've garnished
this much of my time.

248
00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:00,387
I have plenty to do.
Tons of lots of things.

249
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:01,972
I have a thriving Incubator.

250
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:07,269
It is thriving.

251
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,107
Isn't it?

252
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:16,612
Fuck you, guys.

253
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:22,826
(Clears throat) Okay, so how soon
can we test our app on a phone?

254
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:28,874
Look, uh, about all this erlich stuff...

255
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:33,003
Oh, no, no, no, I don't want to
talk about him or think about him

256
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,088
ever again. (Chuckles)

257
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,673
- Okay.
- Look, I've signed off.

258
00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:42,137
But, Richard, I need you to look me in the
eye and tell me that this is gonna work,

259
00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:44,514
'cause if it doesn't,
I'm completely fucked.

260
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:47,351
It's gonna work, I promise.

261
00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:52,564
All right. Well, I'm gonna step out,
you're in good hands.

262
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,441
- Okay.
- Okay,

263
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,109
should we start with adjuster records?

264
00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:57,235
Sure.

265
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:59,255
You guys said you were proficient
in video files, right?

266
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,198
We were a video chat company for a while.

267
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,407
Oh, that's exciting.

268
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,534
Uh, yeah, I guess.

269
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,119
It wasn't really for me.

270
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:09,456
Um, in fact, actually, just as
we were taking off, I walked away.

271
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:10,874
Commitment issues?

272
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,627
Uh, I don't know, it's just...

273
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:17,714
I never really thought that video chat
was the best use of our compression.

274
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,050
Kinda felt like I was settling, you know?

275
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,677
Ooh.

276
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:22,970
Settling.

277
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:27,140
Richard: Yeah, our company can grow in
ways that we haven't even thought of yet.

278
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:31,853
I mean, I was gonna spend the rest of my life
just wondering if there was something better.

279
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:33,665
That's not really a way to live. (Chuckles)

280
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,857
And what, I'm gonna say to all my friends,

281
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:38,151
like, "oh, this is how I'm
spending my time," you know?

282
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,821
Every morning I get up and it's vidchat

283
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,549
and then I go to bed, it's vidchat,
then I get up again, it's vidchat,

284
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,409
and it's... iwanna kill myself, you know?

285
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,633
Yeah. Yeah, I think I know what you mean.

286
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:48,704
Richard: (Chuckles) Yeah.

287
00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:50,599
Monica: So, what do you think, erlich?

288
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,332
You're the first person to see the place.

289
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:55,002
I love the smell of fresh spackle and hope.

290
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,921
Yeah? Two more weeks
and bream-hall's in business.

291
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,842
Even better, that donkey ed chen and raviga
were so blindsided

292
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,236
they're running around
with their hair on fire.

293
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,761
Yeah, it's a beautiful world, erlich.

294
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,472
And after years of busting my ass,
I'm finally doing it.

295
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:12,894
Oh! And check it out,
we even have swag with my name on it.

296
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,730
- Look, Monica hall...
- Laune.

297
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:20,277
Hello. Well, good. Now that you're both here,
we can dispense with the mindless chitchat.

298
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,155
I'd like to be the
first to offer you, both,

299
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:26,658
the opportunity to take me off the market.

300
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,620
I don't understand.

301
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:34,249
I'm saying that I very much respect
what you're doing here, almost revere it,

302
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:38,086
and I wanted to offer my services
as an associate

303
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,546
and I will not phone it in.

304
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,923
I'll be the first one here at 10:30 am.

305
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,384
And the last one to
leave a smidge after 4:00.

306
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:47,721
I'll, of course, need an office,
an attractive personal assistant,

307
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,806
paternity leave if that goes well,

308
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:53,643
and an umbrella insurance policy
if that does not go well.

309
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,228
What do you say?

310
00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,524
I'd like a job, dears.

311
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,069
The singular function of this firm

312
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:05,405
is to ensure that our investors' money
is in wise hands.

313
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:09,326
If you are known for anything,
it is quite the opposite.

314
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,827
Therefore, no.

315
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:13,872
(Phone clicking)

316
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,165
I'm sorry, erlich.

317
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,144
Look, I know you're looking
for something to do, but...

318
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:22,798
Who is pushing this false narrative
that I'm looking for something to do?

319
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:24,674
But... what?

320
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:28,678
But Laurie is my partner and if she doesn't
think you add any real value,

321
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,764
then there's no future for you here.

322
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,432
I gave you weed. A lot of it.

323
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:33,934
(Sighs)

324
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,268
You want a fleece?

325
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:39,773
God, there's something beautiful about
testing your first Alpha.

326
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,776
It's like watching a
child take its first steps.

327
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:46,947
Well, let's see if our space-saver app
actually saves us any space.

328
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,031
(Sighs)

329
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,741
- All right. Done.
- (Beeps)

330
00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:51,535
Yeah?

331
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,121
Can I Mark this deliverable as complete?

332
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,290
Is our child a dancer? (Laughs)

333
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,000
(Clicking)

334
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:03,964
Wait, I was only using 32.2 gigs of data
before the test

335
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,800
and now it says I'm using 47.8.

336
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,386
Fuck! Mine expanded also. What the fuck?

337
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:14,015
Why do I have a photo folder
entitled "cool hairstyles"?

338
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:17,602
Why do I have an e-mail for
the "Anton lavey fun run"?

339
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,482
Fuck. We got a merge error.

340
00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,484
All of our information is on both phones.

341
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,408
I wonder what kind of
weird shit you get into.

342
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,506
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing?

343
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,050
I'm just looking at your very embarrassing
personal information.

344
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,702
Fuck you. If you look at my shit,
I'm gonna look at your shit.

345
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,012
All right. Whoa, whoa. Easy now.

346
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,997
I'll go balls deep on your inbox.

347
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,500
If you've taken one
fucking selfie, I will find it.

348
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:43,170
Okay. Guys, we've got to calm down. Okay?

349
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,505
Look at this. This is
not where we wanna be.

350
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:50,260
Let's take a deep breath and let's
just be cool and put our phones down.

351
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,053
Go ahead.

352
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,557
- I'll put it down once he stops touching.
- Okay.

353
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,642
Great. Good.

354
00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,561
That wasn't so hard, was it?

355
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:04,524
- If he can do...
- No, no, no... okay.

356
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:05,942
Gotcha.

357
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,612
No, you didn't. Fuck you.

358
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,324
(Sighs)

359
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:15,368
Are those almond poppy seed muffins
or lemon poppy seed muffins?

360
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:19,247
No matter, I'll take both.
And the, uh, whole first floor.

361
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:22,292
It's been a pretty bad...

362
00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:28,173
Uh, you know what?
Do you have any day-olds?

363
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,635
(Indistinct chatter)

364
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,096
(Clears throat)

365
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:37,766
Hey, are you sitting here?

366
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,493
What the fuck does it look like?

367
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:42,312
Sorry, he didn't tell us
who he was inviting to the meeting.

368
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,755
He just said it was a bunch of us.

369
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,232
How many are we?

370
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:46,584
I think a few other firms are coming.

371
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,735
Sequoia and greylock,
maybe a few more for this round.

372
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,071
Jeff from index ventures.

373
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:54,908
You brought swag to a pitch meeting?
Yikes, that's so three years ago.

374
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:55,992
Have you seen Keenan yet?

375
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:58,370
I don't know who that is.

376
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,747
(All laughing)

377
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,708
Seriously though, I don't know
who you're talking about.

378
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,293
(All laughing)

379
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:06,378
Bream-hall?

380
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:08,546
Hey, man.

381
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:09,982
I don't know who you think you are,

382
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,442
but you're not supposed
to be at this table.

383
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,926
I don't know who you think you are,

384
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,262
but men aren't supposed to grow tits

385
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,472
and yet there they are
atop your little paunch.

386
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:22,852
Who the fuck are you?

387
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:26,231
I'm fucking erlich bachman.
Who the fuck are you?

388
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,565
I'm Keenan feldspar.

389
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,528
And I like the balls on you.

390
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,030
(Laughs)

391
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:35,883
Get out of there. I want
to sit next to this guy.

392
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,033
(Laughs)

393
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,537
Oh, man, nice swag.

394
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,291
I tell ya, it is, um, warm in here.

395
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:48,336
Oh. (Sighs) Yeah, they, uh,
shut the ac off after midnight.

396
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,840
The things this company goes through
to save a dime.

397
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,383
Well, classic melcher.

398
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,551
(Both chuckle)

399
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:58,638
Okay, should we cover this section
on intrusion detection intervention?

400
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:02,892
- Liz?
- Huh?

401
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:06,229
Okay, uh, I don't wanna pry,
but did I do something wrong?

402
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:10,358
It's just, for the past few hours,
you've been a little, um, checked out.

403
00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:13,236
(Stammers) I'm just thinking.

404
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:15,238
So you're getting cold feet?

405
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,323
What?

406
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,126
It's okay, I know what you're dealing with.

407
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,909
- I don't think you do.
- I do.

408
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,202
Trust me. I do.

409
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:25,707
Okay, I bet someone in your position
has been told many times to

410
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,834
look before you leap,

411
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:33,173
but, Liz, what about right now you just
leap before you look?

412
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,592
Huh.

413
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:39,471
Look, I'm gonna go out on a limb here,

414
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:45,393
but I'm gonna go ahead and say that I'll
bet there's a piece of you deep down inside

415
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,521
that knows this is a good idea.

416
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,482
It's new, it's exciting.

417
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:55,487
I mean, by god, Liz,
this is the most durable sophisticated,

418
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:57,864
decentralized storage infrastructure
the world has...

419
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,492
(Both moan)

420
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,623
- Whoa.
- Uh...

421
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,002
(Both moaning)

422
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,673
(Richard yelps, grunts)

423
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,133
And then it just happened.

424
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,427
On the floor?

425
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,388
We were like two wild animals.

426
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,556
(Chuckles) I'm sure it was magnificent.

427
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,059
I get pissed at erlich for not keeping
it in his pants,

428
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,477
and then I go ahead and do this?

429
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,397
Shit! I mean, Dan's gonna find out.

430
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,982
I mean, he punched erlich in the face
for when he did it to him

431
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,460
and now, what do you think
he's gonna do to me, huh?

432
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:37,084
He's gonna fucking kill me
and then the deal's gonna fall through.

433
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:40,740
I can't believe ijeopardized
the entire company with my dick.

434
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:43,535
- Hey, hey, we can get through this.
- Yeah.

435
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,098
All right? First I need some details.

436
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,580
Are you in love?

437
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:50,834
What? No, no. I barely know her.

438
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,419
Okay. Okay, that's good.

439
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:55,964
Then we just need to extricate you
from this situation.

440
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:59,843
Now it's not gonna be easy because
she's very probably in love with you.

441
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,686
(Scoffs) Jared, I
don't think that that's...

442
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,097
Richard, this is no
time for false humility.

443
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,849
You're a catch. Just deal with it.

444
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:09,811
Now, you need to break this thing off
clean and clear,

445
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:13,565
so you just walk into that office
and you look her in the eyes

446
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:16,317
and you say, "listen, baby,

447
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:20,321
"you're getting hitched
and I was born to roam."

448
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,365
"Born to roam"?

449
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,659
Hey, Jared, did I miss any calls?

450
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,202
Not a good time, my man.

451
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:27,871
Jared?

452
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:30,081
(Sighs) Sorry.

453
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,709
Nope, no calls.

454
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:33,960
What a shocker.

455
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:35,962
I need to call Tara.

456
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:38,923
Okay, but I need to hold your phone.

457
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,425
It might be sexual in nature.

458
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:43,094
Well, I think I can handle that. (Chuckles)

459
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,096
All right.

460
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:48,582
Um, something else in here, please?

461
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:50,059
- Monica...
- Mmm.

462
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,227
The salient...

463
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,770
(Erlich clears throat loudly)

464
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:53,980
Ladies.

465
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:55,648
What are you doing here?

466
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:59,819
I believe the answer to that question

467
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:04,115
is currently sitting in your unfinished
waiting area.

468
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,079
- Holy shit, is that...
- Keenan feldspar? Yes.

469
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,332
Why? Have you heard of him?

470
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:15,210
Of course. Every competent vc has.

471
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:19,130
His vr headset is reputed to be
the new standard.

472
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:20,465
Oh, it is.

473
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:24,511
I tested the prototype last night
at his house. We got quite drunk.

474
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:27,514
What exactly is he
doing in our waiting area?

475
00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:28,681
Well, Laurie, he's waiting.

476
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:30,808
Upon my instruction...

477
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,771
(Both laugh)

478
00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:41,277
Imagine landing the biggest whale
in the valley

479
00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:45,573
two weeks before you launch your firm.

480
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:50,537
Or should I say, before
"we" launch your firm.

481
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:56,209
All right. The new build is done.

482
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,294
Ugh. I'm so glad this is over.

483
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:01,381
I felt like Gibraltar in world war ii,

484
00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:04,592
where he was both crucial and inert.

485
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,721
All right. One press of the button
and we are back to normal.

486
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:13,393
What's the problem?

487
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:15,228
I don't know.

488
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:17,313
What don't you know?

489
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:21,568
You seem a bit eager
to resolve the situation.

490
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:23,319
You're almost anxious.

491
00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:25,530
It's a new color on you.

492
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:26,906
A new color on you would be...

493
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:30,368
Bah, bah, bah. Even as you're trying
to make a boring, racist comment,

494
00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:32,078
you can't keep your eyes off my phone.

495
00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:34,122
See?

496
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:36,708
Now, I know all my embarrassing shit
is on your phone,

497
00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:39,471
and if you look at it, you will mock me
endlessly and without mercy.

498
00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:43,256
But what's also true is that you already
mock me endlessly and without mercy,

499
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:48,845
so I have nothing to lose and potentially
a huge amount to gain.

500
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:50,972
Guys, this is madness.

501
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,265
I have nothing to hide.

502
00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:54,392
I hear you, and yet...

503
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:58,180
I'd like to look at my phone.

504
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:02,233
Sure. Suit yourself.

505
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:04,944
- Swipe.
- Mmm-hmm.

506
00:24:05,403 --> 00:24:06,446
Unlock.

507
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,156
Mmm.

508
00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:09,365
You sure you don't care?

509
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,409
Does it look like I care?

510
00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:12,994
Okay.

511
00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:14,537
(Chuckles)

512
00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:18,333
(Sighs)

513
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,545
(Groans)

514
00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:24,255
Fuck!

515
00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:25,965
What the fuck!

516
00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:29,093
(Flushes)

517
00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:31,095
You dick!

518
00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:34,641
- Give me the phone.
- Dinesh...

519
00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:36,768
- Give it to me.
- You are not thinking clearly.

520
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:38,061
- Ow!
- (Phone clatters)

521
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:39,771
Sorry.

522
00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:54,452
Looks like we both lose.

523
00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:55,662
I don't think so.

524
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:57,038
How do you figure?

525
00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:59,099
'Cause now I know you had some
embarrassing shit to hide.

526
00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:01,125
I don't even need to know what it is.

527
00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:05,213
My phone may be in the toilet, but I win.

528
00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:06,297
No, you don't.

529
00:25:07,215 --> 00:25:08,935
'Cause you'll never know what was on there.

530
00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:13,554
And that will slowly drive you down
a dark path and torment you

531
00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:14,764
so that every fiber...

532
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:18,643
Nuh-uh! Iwin. Iwin. Iwin. Iwin.

533
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,019
Iwin!

534
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:21,145
Iwin!

535
00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:23,231
(Door slams)

536
00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:25,108
Shut up, Jared.

537
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,323
(Sighs)

538
00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:36,619
- Last night.
- (Both chuckle)

539
00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:37,787
Yeah.

540
00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:40,623
- Last night was...
- Bad.

541
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,542
- Bad. Bad. Yeah.
- Yeah, it was bad.

542
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:46,170
Bad. Yeah. It was such a bad thing
to have done.

543
00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:49,674
Worst sex I think I've ever had by far.

544
00:25:51,926 --> 00:25:55,012
Oh! So it was bad for you, too.

545
00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:57,682
Yeah. I mean it was just all elbows.

546
00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:00,643
I mean, how many times did our teeth clink?

547
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,937
Uh, too many. Too many.

548
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:04,063
- You know?
- Too many.

549
00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:05,440
And you move your head a lot.

550
00:26:06,858 --> 00:26:10,236
- Well, passion.
- None, right?

551
00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:12,280
I know, and, like, right out of the gate.

552
00:26:12,363 --> 00:26:16,117
When I took my top off
and you actually said the word "gulp."

553
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,678
- I said it? Out loud?
- Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

554
00:26:17,702 --> 00:26:20,037
Okay, well, mistake on my part.

555
00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:23,499
As bad as it was, you
know, and it was bad...

556
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:25,334
- Um...
- Okay.

557
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,920
Really awful.

558
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:29,172
- I get it.
- I just...

559
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:35,595
If there's an upside to any of this,
it would be that I realize now

560
00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:37,388
what I have in Dan.

561
00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:39,932
Silver lining. So that's nice.

562
00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:43,186
Listen, I can't do this anymore.
This, what we...

563
00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:47,231
So I just wanna, if we could just
close the deal, be done with it,

564
00:26:48,191 --> 00:26:52,069
and if it's okay with Dan,
it's fine with me. So...

565
00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:53,821
Good. Okay.

566
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:57,950
Okay. So I will come back and get my stuff
when you're gone.

567
00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:01,370
- No, I'm just gonna...
- So...

568
00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:02,622
The door.

569
00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:04,385
- I was born to roam anyways, so...
- Yeah.

570
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:13,883
- Richard!
- (Elevator dings)

571
00:27:16,511 --> 00:27:17,678
(Elevator dings)

572
00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:23,059
Lizjust told me.

573
00:27:25,228 --> 00:27:26,270
- She did.
- Yup.

574
00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:33,569
And if it's fine with her,
then I guess the deal's fine with me.

575
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,321
So, it's approved.

576
00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:37,892
- Good.
- I'll ride down with you.

577
00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,451
Oh, you don't have to. Okay.

578
00:27:40,535 --> 00:27:41,786
(Elevator dings)

579
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,622
(Elevator music playing)

580
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:49,168
Listen,

581
00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:51,337
it goes without saying,

582
00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:57,927
but Liz can never find out about that
whole thing between us.

583
00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:01,639
Okay. Yup.

584
00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:04,934
(Hip-hop music playing)