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(Door opens)

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This is where it all began, gentlemen,
the birthplace of hooli.

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Peter Gregory's mother's garage.

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That was Peter's
workstation. This was mine.

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Things sure have changed, but in a
way, they've stayed exactly the same.

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As we forge our new path together,

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we must remain focused
on what's really important.

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Not material success or wealth,
but this, the spirit of innovation.

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A few coders, some ramen,

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and a dream.

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And that is why I brought you here.

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All right.
Let me show you the rest of the place.

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Richard: Oh.

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Gilfoyle: Oh, you've got a garage
inside your garage.

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Impressive.

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(Theme music playing)

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I'll move you in
as soon as construction is complete.

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It's gonna be exquisite.

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Frank gehry has really outdone himself.

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Yeah, frank is the fucking best.
He does all my buildings.

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Okay, guys? We're all setup. Shall we?

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Yes. Let's do it. Of course.

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Richard: All right, so in building this
peer-to-peer Internet,

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the paradox that we're up against
is that people won't want to participate

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until the quality is high,

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and the quality won't be high until, um...

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And the quality won't be high until we have
a lot of people opt into the network.

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So, that presents a little bit of
(Stutters) A unique...

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Continue.

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I was... okay.

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It presents a bit of a problem what
would... that we kind of need to build...

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Richard, everything okay?

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I don't know. Is it?

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Oh, sorry. Guys, Bryce. Bryce, guys.

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Actually, we've met.

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- Oh, hey, Donald.
- It's Jared now.

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80, Gavin, Bryce is...

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Very discreet.

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Keep going. This is great.

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- Uh, is Bryce your assistant?
- No, of course not.

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He's my transfusion associate.

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Which is?

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Are you really not
familiar with parabiosis?

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I can't say that I am.

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Well, the science
is actually pretty fascinating.

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Regular transfusions of the blood of
a younger, physically fit donor

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can significantly retard the aging process,

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and Bryce is a picture of health.
Just look at him.

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He looks like a Nazi propaganda poster.

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(Instrument beeping)

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(Indistinct chatter)

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Erlich: This is quite the baby shower.

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I bet you think you're
some big, swinging dick

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now that you're getting invited
to all these fancy vc soirees.

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Yes, my dick is very enormous,

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and my app made raviga a lot of money,

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and I still pay no rent.

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Nobody likes a braggart, jian-Yang.

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Hey, guys.

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Hello. Congratulations. You're pregnant.

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No, no, no. No, she...
No, she... no, no. Mmm-mmm.

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Fyi, Monica, my invite
must have gotten lost in the e-mail,

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but young jinathin was kind enough
to have me as his plus one.

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Don't look at me. This
is all ed chen's doing.

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Erlich: Is that aarush agrawal?
Monica: Mmm-hmm.

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I thought he retired.

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He's still on the board.

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What would a co-founder of raviga
be doing at a baby shower?

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How often is he even in the building?

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Like once a year.

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Ed chen threw this whole thing
just to suck up to Laurie.

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Monica, this is not a baby shower.
This is a coup.

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What are you talking about?

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Ed chen didn't throw this party
to impress Laurie.

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He threw it to oust her

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and invite all these misogynistic a-holes
who think that pregnancy is a weakness,

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convince them that she's shirking
her responsibilities at raviga.

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You said it yourself.

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There's more dick in here
than a synthetic pussy convention.

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I didn't say anything close to that.

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Regardless, ed chen and aarush
are bro'ing down.

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I suggest you get in
before you get cut out.

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You see this guy?

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Monica: Tequila shots at a baby shower.

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You want me to join the frat house?

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Unfortunately, in this climate, Monica,
you either bro down or you go down.

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Monica, Laurie is also pregnant.

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Jian-Yang, are you drinking creamer?

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It's a half-half.

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Which brings us to our
one final, crucial question.

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What value can we offer now to the user

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to entice them to download the app
and opt into our network?

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And the answer is,

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the brand-new pied Piper app.

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The app will take all of the data
on a person's phone and compress it,

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freeing up 20% more storage.

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They can have half of that free memory

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while we will take the other half, walled
off on their phone, for our own future use.

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It's a win-win.

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Hmm. That's very well thought out.

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Well done, gentlemen.

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So, when do we announce?

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Announce what?

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Richard, when I do something, it's news.

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Don't you think you want to lean into that?

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We'll announce, rack up huge user interest,
and then do a massive public launch at scale.

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Richard: Uh, no.

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We planned this under the assumption
that we'll be rolling out quietly

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and not really talking about
our ultimate intentions.

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Besides, rolling out at scale
is a completely different model

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with vastly different technical
and business challenges,

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and we're not prepared for that.

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And I think we'd all agree that a stealth
roll-out would be best for this one.

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Mmm... (Inhales sharply)

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Bryce, did you have a thought?

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Uh... well, you know,
it just seems like a missed opportunity.

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I mean, shouldn't you figure out
how a big launch would work

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before you just say no to it?

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Hmm.

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Or not.

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You know, it's not my company.

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That is so true.

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You know, Richard,
Bryce makes a good point.

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- (Phone chimes)
- Why don't you guys just whip up

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an alternate launch plan

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with a big public roll-out,

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and then we can compare apples to apples?

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Gavin, all due respect,
this plan took two weeks to develop.

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Hard work is the price of greatness,
so let's get to work.

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- ({beeps)
- (Inhales deeply)

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Whoo!

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Well, this meeting was
just absolutely fucking great!

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Richard, Donald, gold foil.

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(Breathes deeply)

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Whoo! (Laughs)

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Go team!

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Whoo!

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Uh... the fuck just happened?

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- (Clears throat) Hey, uh, Bryce?
- Yeah?

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Next time you're at a meeting of our company
of which you are not a part of in any respect,

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can you please keep
your little ideas to yourself?

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I'm sorry. I'm just trying to be helpful.

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Richard: Well, you weren't. At all.

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I mean, we had him on our side

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because I had basicallyjust convinced Gavin
that a stealth roll-out was the best idea.

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Uh... yeah, well, I...

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It's just a stealth roll-out didn't
sound like the way to go to me.

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What are you talking about?

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Bryce: I mean, Gavin has obviously had
a lot more success than you, Richard,

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and I just think having an asset
like Gavin belson on your side...

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- What'd you say? You dick!
- Whoa!

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You dick! You dick!

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- Okay.
- All right.

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- Fuck you!
- Okay. That's...

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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- It's okay. It's okay.

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This is already the best job I ever had.

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Jared: I don't know what to say.

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I am so, so sorry.

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I just couldn't let Bryce
talk to you like that.

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- Did I frighten you?
- Richard: No.

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Fuck him, right?

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And fuck Gavin.

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I mean, what, we take his orders now?
He's our boss?

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We're supposed to be partners,
you know, like equals, right?

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And what, he's taking the advice
of that stupid little pretty boy over me?

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Wait, he has a garage in his garage?

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And he has a yacht with a pool on it,
and a pool with a yacht in it.

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And he has a real live blood boy.

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What? He has an actual blood boy?

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- That's real?
- Yeah, he's real.

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Real mouthy.

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And he's sticking
his perfectly symmetrical face

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into actual smart people's business.

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I mean, that Ken doll probably thinks
traversing a binary search tree

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runs in the order of n instead of iogin.

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(Sniggers) Idiot.

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Jared called him a dick.

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Seriously? To his face? No.

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- Yeah.
- Dinesh: That sounds awesome.

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But it's probably nothing compared
to the thousands upon thousands

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of gnarled male genitals

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that you get to see every day at your job.

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- (Softly) Fuck.
- (Door opens)

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- Hey!
- Hi!

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- I brought you some dinner, neshi.
- Thank you.

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Neshi?

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Shut the fuck up, gilfoyle.

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You just missed these idiots telling me
how hard they're selling out

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by working for fucking Gavin belson
in his disgusting lap of luxury.

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Seriously, how can you work
for that asshole?

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My man, the Gavin killer,

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would never compromise
his principles for money.

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Oh, no?

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No, he would not,

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and he is busy doing the rewarding work

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of keeping the Internet free
of graphic sexual imagery.

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Hey, can we eat later?

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Of course.

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I'm gonna go put this in the fridge.

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Okay, yeah, thank you.

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Hey, you actually still haven't told her
that your takedown of Gavin belson

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- was an accident?
- Shh! It hasn't come up.

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We were just talking about him with her,

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- so it did come up.
- (Phone rings)

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- Gavin, hello. What's going on?
- Hey, could you...

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Gavin: Richard, did you and a member
of your team verbally assault

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my transfusion associate?

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Do you have any idea what that kind
of stress could do to his cortisol levels

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and therefore my cortisol levels?

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Yeah.

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Well, he's not technically in the company
and he kind of just butted in, so...

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Is your ego so fragile that
if someone disagrees with you,

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you have to demean them?

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I want you to go and apologize
to Bryce immediately.

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Why should I apologize?

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Why should I be in business with someone
who treats support staff with such contempt?

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You can tell a lot about a person's character
by how they treat the little people, Richard.

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I bet you're mean to waiters, too.

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(Scoffs) What? No. I'm awesome to waiters.

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Well, then I suggest
you be awesome to Bryce, too.

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His blood is flowing
through my veins, Richard.

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Make this right.

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(Line disconnects)

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Fucking blood boy.

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(Knocking on door)

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What do you want, Richard?

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Bryce, I wanted to swing by
and apologize for yelling at you

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when you offered your
very unsolicited opinion.

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Also, on behalf of Jared,

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we mean no disrespect
to you or your career choice. Okay?

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My career choice?

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You think that I moved out here
to be a blood boy?

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Did you know I have a degree in cs?

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- You do?
- Yeah.

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But you probably thought that
I was just, you know, some dumbjock.

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Well that's typical,

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because people who look like me,

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we never get taken seriously
in the tech business

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by people who look like you.

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You're biased.

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Well, hang on. I am not biased, okay?

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Come on. Hey, the whole business is biased.

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I mean, that's the only way
that a good-looking guy like me

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can get in a room with Gavin belson

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00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:22,182
is by being a blood boy, and that sucks.

246
00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:24,309
I gotta work out constantly.

247
00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:26,538
I can't have a beer with my friends,
I can't eatjunk food.

248
00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:28,282
Do you know that Gavin
made me go full vege?

249
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,566
I mean, fuck soy, man!

250
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:33,443
But to people like you,
I'm just a beautiful bag of blood.

251
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:34,653
But you know what?

252
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:38,615
I got some pretty good fucking ideas,
and Gavin actually listens to those ideas.

253
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,827
It took a while, but he respects me
and you know what, Richard Hendricks?

254
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,913
You clearly fucking don't. So, good night.

255
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,588
Hey, look, it's osama bin fuckin'.

256
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,548
I thought you were
staying at Mia's tonight?

257
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,718
I was going to,
but alas, I had some intestinal distress,

258
00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,052
so I couldn't stay,

259
00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:00,888
which really sucks because she's so great,

260
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:04,558
which really is horrible because it's so hard
to be away from her because she's so great.

261
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,226
Can I...

262
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,979
I have no diarrhea. I lied.

263
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:13,650
I am so fucked. This girl is
gonna kill me or get me killed.

264
00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:15,319
Do tell.

265
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,613
So, she's super attractive,
and she's super smart,

266
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:18,864
and she's way into me,

267
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,283
like way more than
a normal person should be, and sex...

268
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:25,412
There's so much sex.
The problem is the part after.

269
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,414
- When you have to apologize?
- No.

270
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,166
When we do pillow-talk.

271
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:32,794
Well, that's the best part.
Everything before that's just foreplay.

272
00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:33,921
Not with her.

273
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,423
She'll tell me how cute
I am and how into me she is,

274
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,634
and how she hacked
into bowman Avenue dam.

275
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,653
That was the Iranian revolutionary guard
that was...

276
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,679
No! It was her. She pinned it on them.

277
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:46,266
She flooded an area being surveyed
for hotel construction.

278
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:49,686
Just to confirm,
honesty is off the table, right?

279
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:53,899
Because it seems like the longer you wait,
the worse it's gonna get.

280
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,151
I'm with Jared. You should wait.

281
00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:59,905
I have to end it. Right now.

282
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,198
First thing Monday.

283
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,118
Well, Saturday is her sister's wedding
and then Sunday...

284
00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:07,322
You know, sundays are just for me.
You guys know that.

285
00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:10,582
Wait, her sister's wedding?
That's what you should be afraid of.

286
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:14,419
Gilfoyle: That's the threshold
that you don't want to cross.

287
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:19,841
I mean, weddings are very public events
with photographers taking pictures of you,

288
00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,445
- indelibly tied to her.
- (Door opens)

289
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:23,345
I mean, those are forever photos.

290
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,596
- Forever.
- (Door shuts)

291
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,682
Fuck.

292
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,100
Hey, guys. Um...

293
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:32,104
I'm trying to find erlich. Is he "holding?"

294
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,525
I'm afraid you caught me
at an inopportune time.

295
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:41,822
I'm long overdue to a trip
to my dispensary, so I don't have much,

296
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:46,076
but I have bubba kush,
chocolate thunder, Barbara bush,

297
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,996
Barbara Streisand, Barbara bush junior...

298
00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:50,497
Yeah, this is plenty.

299
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,250
No, no, that's actually for my astigmatism.

300
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,835
- Okay.
- Tut-tut-tut-tut.

301
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:58,672
This is in case of emergency only.
I'll need it if an earthquake occurs.

302
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:03,093
Okay, just give me whatever. I don't care.
It's not for me. It's for ed chen.

303
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,013
What are you up to, clever girl?

304
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:08,015
(Sighs) Well, I took your advice.

305
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:12,978
It wasn't pretty,
but I bro'd down with him pretty hard.

306
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,148
I mean, I think I did. To be honest,
I was kind of all over the map.

307
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,400
I shot-gunned a warm beer

308
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,360
and then I acted all blown away

309
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:23,071
when he showed me 40 minutes
of snowboarding videos

310
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:25,449
set to diplo remixes.

311
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:26,908
Good on you.

312
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,953
But it worked. I'm in.

313
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:33,623
Ed copped to everything and said that
as long as I don't say anything to Laurie,

314
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,000
I have a seat at the table.

315
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,293
Huh.

316
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,173
Wait, did he say that?
Those were his exact words?

317
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:43,508
You'll have a seat if
you don't tell Laurie?

318
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,802
Yeah. So?

319
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:50,599
- Oh, dear, that does not bode well for you.
- What do you mean?

320
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:54,019
Well, if ed chen is afraid of you
saying anything to Laurie,

321
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,104
then that means that
the deal isn't solidified yet.

322
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:58,398
He doesn't have the votes.

323
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,275
Unfortunately for you, that would mean

324
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:03,153
you may have put your money
on the wrong horse.

325
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:07,032
So, you mean Laurie still has a chance
to survive this coup?

326
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:10,368
Well, then why did you say
I should bro down with ed chen?

327
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,413
I say a lot of things, Monica.

328
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,918
I say a lot of things.

329
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:23,381
Dinesh: Um...

330
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,886
I know you'd think
I'm sort of crusading badass

331
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:31,848
who built a ticking time bomb
and slipped it to Gavin belson

332
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:35,352
to bring him down
as retribution for his wrongdoings,

333
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,647
but the truth is,

334
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,149
because of my gross incompetence

335
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:45,904
during my brief and utterly
disgraceful tenure as piperchat's ceo,

336
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:52,244
I incurred billions of dollars in coppa
fines by exploiting underage users,

337
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,955
and was saved only by my own cowardice,

338
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,625
which led to me throwing up on myself.

339
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:03,255
Anyway, I'll show myself out.

340
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:09,970
(Sighs)

341
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,763
I'm so proud of you.

342
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,182
It took guts for you to tell me this.

343
00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:16,101
Oh, no. No, no, no. It didn't, actually.

344
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,520
Full disclosure. I knew all about this.

345
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,706
I hacked into your phone
the first night we were together

346
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:21,874
when you were in the bathroom.

347
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:22,983
I was in there a while.

348
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,152
I was hoping that once I earned your trust,

349
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:28,488
you'd feel comfortable telling me,
and you finally did.

350
00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:29,865
I did.

351
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:32,135
This may sound crazy,
but if you hadn't by this weekend,

352
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,871
I was actually considering
disinviting you from my sister's wedding.

353
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,122
(Chuckling nervously) No way.

354
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:42,294
But you trusted me with your big secret,
so I'll trust you with another of mine.

355
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,337
- Oh, no, no. You don't have to do...
- (Shushing)

356
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:49,009
(Whispering) I hacked the
elevators at the freedom tower.

357
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:52,387
(Kissing)

358
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:56,433
Fucking kill me and send me
to the horrors of heaven.

359
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,852
It would be better than this shit.

360
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,730
Guys, I know this has been a ton of work,

361
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,691
and we wouldn't have to do
it if pretty boy kept his mouth shut,

362
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:08,361
and the stealth launch
is still clearly the play,

363
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:11,114
but now we can show Gavin
that we fleshed out both options

364
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:14,159
-and we can still push the space-saving app
-(Door opens)

365
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,786
And not talk about our new Internet
until we're ready.

366
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,372
- Ahoy, gents!
- Geary street.

367
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,020
What, are you eating health food now?

368
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,835
Can you imagine? (Chuckles)

369
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:34,596
Geary street organics
is not a health food store?

370
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:38,266
(Chuckles) Richard, you are a stitch.
No, it's my dispensary.

371
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,478
I mean, they have some edibles there.
They're not very healthy.

372
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,480
Fucking blood boy.

373
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,277
- Hey.
- Hey.

374
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:51,446
Uh... yeah. I was walking around your hood,

375
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:54,699
and I thought I'd swing by
and we could talk about tech, you know,

376
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,093
because we both know so much about it.

377
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,118
Cool.

378
00:17:57,202 --> 00:18:00,872
Oh, man, I don't know if you noticed,
but your eyes are super red right now.

379
00:18:00,956 --> 00:18:02,457
Oh, yeah?

380
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,541
Yeah, I have allergies.

381
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,668
Really? This time of year?

382
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,087
-Huh. (Stutters)

383
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,547
Hey, what are you doing?

384
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,925
Oh, just hanging, man. Why, you paranoid?

385
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,468
Paranoid? No.

386
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,751
You know, Bryce, I gotta be honest.
I'm a little hungry.

387
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,180
You have anything to eat?

388
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,933
Just some creatine protein powder...

389
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,017
Soy extract.

390
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,621
Well, I'm kind of looking for something
a little bit more sweet.

391
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,814
- (Packet rustling)
- Oh, Bryce.

392
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,315
Yeah, that's not mine.

393
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:30,110
That's for my guests. My fat guests.

394
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,279
You know, the fella
who owns the house I live in,

395
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,155
he buys food like this

396
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,574
because when he uses the products

397
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:39,953
he buys at the very same
health food store you go to,

398
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:43,415
he gets cravings for food just like this.

399
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:46,001
And this stuff is not good for your blood.

400
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:50,338
Geary street organics
isn't a food store, is it?

401
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,215
It's a pot dispensary.

402
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,300
Isn't it?

403
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:56,136
I gotcha, Bryce, you
fuckin' liar. (Chuckles)

404
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,305
You said you had a degree in cs?

405
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,098
Well, bullshit. I checked.

406
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:05,103
It's not "computer science"
it's "callisthenic studies."

407
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,813
What? What?

408
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:10,775
You listen to me,
you muscle-bound handsome Adonis.

409
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:14,321
Tech is reserved for people like me, okay?

410
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:18,366
The freaks, the weirdos, the misfits,
the geeks, the dweebs, the dorks.

411
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:19,868
Not you.

412
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:25,457
And your days of leeching off
Gavin belson are over.

413
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,001
Game over, blood boy.

414
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,461
You fuckin' nerd.

415
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,090
Monica: Laurie?

416
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:37,677
Look, I know you've been
unhappy with me lately.

417
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,012
Correct.

418
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,264
Look, I'm asking you
to trust me on something.

419
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:45,310
Ed chen has been making moves
behind your back with the other partners

420
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,228
to try and force you out of raviga.

421
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,441
You are referring to the baby shower ruse.

422
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:53,985
You knew about that?

423
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:55,570
Monica, this is my fourth child.

424
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,323
I am no stranger to these
types of machinations.

425
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:02,118
- However, I have countervailed it with my...
- Your fourth child?

426
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,620
Yes.

427
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:04,913
As I was saying,

428
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,500
I have spoken to our top lps
and lined up enough of them

429
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,211
in order to leave raviga
and start a new firm.

430
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:15,090
It struck me as a
opportune time to jump ship.

431
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,967
Holy shit, you're a fucking ninja.

432
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:25,558
Even though your disclosure just now
had absolutely no actionable value,

433
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:30,313
it did reveal tremendous loyalty,
so all is well now.

434
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,816
So, you're not mad at me anymore?

435
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,234
No, Monica.

436
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:40,824
I am a human being just like you,
like ed chen, and this.

437
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:45,328
Furthermore, a question, Monica.

438
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,540
Would you care to jump ship with me?

439
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:52,293
You are, after all, my best friend.

440
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,170
What?

441
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:58,049
(Camera clicking)

442
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,431
Fuck.

443
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:07,159
Mia: What the fuck are you doing?
FBI agent: Hands behind your back, now!

444
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,183
(All exclaiming)

445
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:09,686
Oh, um... I got it.

446
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,163
Mia: You can't do this!
FBI agent: Calm down.

447
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,398
Woman: Let her go!
Mia: I want my lawyer!

448
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:15,584
- And just take the cuffs off!
- What is the meaning of this?

449
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,694
- Dinesh, they're arresting me!
- What?

450
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,945
Step back, sir.

451
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:22,323
Good people of the FBI, I don't know
what sorts of things you were told,

452
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:24,367
or who told them to you, we may never know,

453
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,369
but I can assure you
that this young woman is...

454
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:27,912
- (Grunts)
- (Gasps)

455
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:38,131
Gavin, I'm sorry to drop in on you,

456
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:41,009
but I happened to have
a very enlightening conversation

457
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:42,760
with your "transfusion associate."

458
00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:43,887
So did I.

459
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:45,722
Sorry?

460
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:47,348
Come in, Richard.

461
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:50,768
Oh, wow.

462
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,313
It's all broken. Again.

463
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:54,731
Mind the glass.

464
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,316
(Clattering)

465
00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:58,193
Okay.

466
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,987
He's writing a tell-all?

467
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:05,700
Apparently he landed a very lucrative deal
to air my dirty laundry over the years.

468
00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:08,661
He said it was his only career move left.

469
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:11,456
I told you, Richard.
Everything I do is news.

470
00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:14,417
But didn't he sign an nda with you?
I mean, can't you sue him?

471
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:17,301
That would only prove everything
he's saying is true and make it worse.

472
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,965
Speaking of,
I had my blood tested this morning.

473
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:23,092
My cholesterol is through the roof.

474
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:26,513
At this rate, I'll be
dead by the age of 120.

475
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:29,182
Oh, no. That... I'm so sorry.

476
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,019
Richard, I'm sorry.

477
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:37,440
I told you that a big public roll-out of
our product would be good for the company.

478
00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:40,068
The truth is,
I thought it would be good for me.

479
00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:43,196
To change the narrative
that I'm a fraud and a failure.

480
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,697
Come on. Bryce is the fraud.

481
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:47,700
And yet I sat here taking
business advice from him.

482
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:49,327
A fucking blood boy.

483
00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:51,287
Just look at me.

484
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:52,997
I'm a fraud and everyone knows it.

485
00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:56,000
And when I fell,
not one person stood up for me.

486
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,669
What does that say?

487
00:22:57,752 --> 00:22:59,295
I just think it's all over for me now.

488
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:01,339
No, it's not over.

489
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:05,385
Look, I chose to partner with you.
That says something.

490
00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:07,387
You didn't want me. You wanted the patent.

491
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:10,990
If I had just given it to you, you would have
walked out that door and never looked back.

492
00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:13,184
Fuck it.

493
00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:17,313
(Voice breaking) I'm done.

494
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,065
Done?

495
00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:22,235
No. No, Gavin, you're not done.

496
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:26,573
I mean, what about our company?
What about the new Internet?

497
00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:27,657
Gavin: I don't know.

498
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:30,910
I don't know.

499
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,163
Gavin.

500
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,585
(Glass clinking)

501
00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:00,440
(Line ringing)

502
00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:01,733
(Clears throat)

503
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:04,944
- Gavin: Fuck you, god!
- (Glass shatters)

504
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:09,616
- What have I done to deserve this?
- (Objects shattering)

505
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:13,745
Uh, yes. Cj cantwell, please?

506
00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:17,707
(Door opens)

507
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,135
Something you want to
share with us, Richard?

508
00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:23,421
I take it you saw the interview?

509
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:28,426
"Belson and Hendricks prepare to launch
a pied Piper product soon."

510
00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:30,345
So much for a stealth roll-out.

511
00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:31,971
You went along with him, after all.

512
00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:35,516
Techcrunch, and recode, and the
wall street journal picked it up, as well.

513
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,200
Gilfoyle: I hate to invoke the nazarene,

514
00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:40,104
but Jesus Christ, what the fuck, Richard?

515
00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:45,902
Guys, in a world where
there is no Gavin belson, yeah,

516
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:48,529
the stealth roll-out was the best play.

517
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:51,157
But we need his patent, and his funding,

518
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,077
and also we need his brain.

519
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,204
I know this is gonna be a shit ton of work,

520
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:59,916
but Gavin is our partner,
we need him engaged,

521
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,167
I made the call.

522
00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,836
Well, sometimes you have
to make compromises.

523
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,547
I mean, I once slept with
the head of an assisted living facility

524
00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:08,966
to get my friend Muriel
bumped up the wait list.

525
00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:11,260
Am I proud of it? No.

526
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:12,345
Do I regret it?

527
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,013
(Door opens)

528
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:15,556
I'm out!

529
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,558
- Oh, my god.
- (Laughing)

530
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,018
Out of what, exactly?

531
00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:20,436
My relationship!

532
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,188
The wedding got raided.

533
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:25,274
The FBI got an anonymous tip
about Mia's hacking exploits.

534
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:26,359
Can you believe that?

535
00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:28,903
That's just my luck. I'm home free!

536
00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:31,364
You ratted your girlfriend out to the FBI

537
00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:34,283
because you're too big of a pussy
to break up with her?

538
00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:36,536
I'll never tell, but, yes. Yes, I did.

539
00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:39,414
The FBI lady hit me in the face,
so Mia's never gonna suspect me.

540
00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:42,709
Uh, Richard,
now that Mia and I have parted ways,

541
00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:44,669
can I come work for you at Gavin's, please?

542
00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:45,752
Please. Please?

543
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:47,547
Well, yes, dinesh. Of course.

544
00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:50,383
Uh, in fact, we just announced,
so climb aboard.

545
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:53,886
(Laughing) Awesome! I'm gonna go
and call periscope and tell them I quit.

546
00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:56,472
Best day ever! No more dick pics!

547
00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:58,808
- (Sighs)
- (Phone ringing)

548
00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:02,228
(Clears throat) Hello, Gavin.

549
00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:04,981
Gavin: Richard, lread your little article.

550
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:08,151
What you said means a great deal.

551
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,713
I'm sure of the situation was reversed,
you'd do the same for me.

552
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:11,738
Absolutely not.

553
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:13,781
I would have let you
bleed to death in the street.

554
00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:15,074
Oh. (Chuckles)

555
00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:16,909
Gavin: And that gives me pause.

556
00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:20,413
I have a lot of work to do, Richard.

557
00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:21,748
Richard: We all do, so...

558
00:26:21,873 --> 00:26:23,916
Get back on the saddle, you. (Chuckles)

559
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,126
Gavin: No, Richard.

560
00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:28,254
I have a lot of work I
need to do on myself.

561
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:29,630
I'm going away.

562
00:26:29,714 --> 00:26:31,340
For, like, the weekend or...

563
00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:34,051
Gavin: No, Richard, many weekends.

564
00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:35,720
Weekdays, as well.

565
00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:37,555
- (Knock on door)
- Where?

566
00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:39,390
Uh, hang on. There's someone at the door.

567
00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:41,517
Gavin: Lknow. Lsent you something.

568
00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:44,020
Consider it a little parting gift.

569
00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:46,189
Good luck to you, Richard.

570
00:26:49,484 --> 00:26:50,818
It's from Gavin.

571
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:55,531
What is it?

572
00:26:55,865 --> 00:26:57,200
It's the patent.

573
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:01,621
He just signed over full ownership to me.

574
00:27:02,914 --> 00:27:06,083
On the phone, he said
he was gonna go find himself.

575
00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:08,795
I think Gavin's gone.

576
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:14,759
Well, what about his funding and his brain?

577
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:17,303
I think he took both of those with him.

578
00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:19,847
(Grunts) We got one more thing.

579
00:27:21,224 --> 00:27:22,600
(Grunting)

580
00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:36,572
All right! What has two thumbs,
zero dick pics and just quit periscope?

581
00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,493
What the fuck is that?

582
00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:43,079
The biggest dick pic of all.

583
00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:45,748
(Hip-hop music playing)