1 00:00:08,092 --> 00:00:09,932 Are these my favorite nail beds I've ever seen? 2 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:11,554 No, but they're fine. 3 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:12,680 Okay. 4 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:15,433 You know, I wasn't actually going to come here, 5 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,727 but then I thought, you know, I could use a walk. 6 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:21,606 And, um, well, I've just been working on this peer-to-peer Internet thing. 7 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:24,400 - And, um, well, I think better when iwalk... - Mm-hmm. 8 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:27,963 But if I'm going to be thinking and walking, I might as well walk somewhere specific. 9 00:00:27,987 --> 00:00:29,906 Hey, when was the last time you slept? 10 00:00:31,282 --> 00:00:32,533 I don't know. 11 00:00:32,617 --> 00:00:34,702 Well, I know I was going to sleep last night, 12 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:37,371 but uh... I thought I had this solve 13 00:00:37,455 --> 00:00:39,600 for this computational trust issue I've been working on, 14 00:00:39,624 --> 00:00:41,292 but it turns out I didn't have a solve. 15 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:44,128 But it was too late, I had already drank the whole pot of coffee. 16 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:46,440 Okay. But, you know, I'm busy, I got to see patients all the time. 17 00:00:46,464 --> 00:00:48,942 - Sorry, I don't want to interrupt you. - Interesting. What are you doing? 18 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:49,966 Sorry, just one second. 19 00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:52,362 - I just had a quick thought. - Why are you writing it on there? 20 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,746 Well, I mean, you change these between every patient, right? 21 00:00:55,181 --> 00:00:56,501 I guess I'm going to have to now. 22 00:00:57,141 --> 00:01:00,269 You know, all the guys at the house, they think I'm nuts. But I'm not nuts. 23 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:03,234 Hey, you know, they say that after Alan turing was chemically castrated, 24 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:04,649 he got a lot less annoying. 25 00:01:05,441 --> 00:01:06,525 - What was that? - Hmm? 26 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:10,071 Nothing, that's just something to think about. 27 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:11,989 Okay. Sure, yeah. 28 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:14,408 - Pen, please. - Right, yeah. 29 00:01:14,659 --> 00:01:16,244 Go ahead and pay the lady out front. 30 00:01:16,327 --> 00:01:17,912 Cash is always appreciated. 31 00:01:19,163 --> 00:01:20,623 How the hell does this thing work? 32 00:01:31,676 --> 00:01:33,135 Question for you. 33 00:01:33,219 --> 00:01:36,347 What are better than octopus recipe? 34 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,057 Answer for you. 35 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:40,518 Eight recipes for octopus. 36 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:46,857 My grandmother give me a family recipe before she died in a horrible way. 37 00:01:47,525 --> 00:01:48,526 Wait, what? 38 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:49,944 Sorry. 39 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:52,947 We knew jian-Yang's app was in the food space, 40 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:55,366 but we assumed that it was camera-based. 41 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,326 Like you take a photo of food, 42 00:01:57,410 --> 00:02:01,289 the app returns nutritional information or recipes, 43 00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:02,873 or how it was sourced. 44 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,208 Yeah, like shazam for food. 45 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,877 Exactly. But this, I mean, this is... 46 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:10,589 Shazam for food. 47 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,383 No, shazam is not my vision. 48 00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:14,695 Of course, they know that you're not pitching shazam. 49 00:02:14,719 --> 00:02:16,178 That already exists. 50 00:02:16,262 --> 00:02:19,724 This would be a shazam for food. 51 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:22,560 - No. - Sorry, language barrier. 52 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,062 Do you speak mandarin? Anybody? No? 53 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:33,904 - That's not mandarin. - He's a stickler for the accent. 54 00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:37,241 No. My app is a seafood. Like a food 55 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:39,076 - in the sea. - That you can see. 56 00:02:39,285 --> 00:02:43,205 - See food. S-e-e food. - Oh. 57 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:46,000 - See food. - Now, that we like. 58 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:49,050 Seafood. It's like a food in the sea. 59 00:02:58,137 --> 00:02:59,138 Gavin: Fuck. 60 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:03,934 Oh, Gavin. Gavin. 61 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:08,064 I heard about your piperchat issue, those coppa fines are no joke. 62 00:03:08,147 --> 00:03:09,523 Could be billions. 63 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:11,734 I'm acutely aware, Jack. 64 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:14,570 Listen, after all you've done for me, 65 00:03:14,779 --> 00:03:17,656 bringing me into the hooli sandbox, letting me play here. 66 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,993 What if, hypothetically, 67 00:03:21,077 --> 00:03:25,247 I had a way to delete the underage accounts and the chat data in question? 68 00:03:25,331 --> 00:03:30,503 Hypothetically, I could blame it on a malfunction of my endframe box servers. 69 00:03:31,462 --> 00:03:34,465 The board would have nothing to blame you for. 70 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,717 Jack, I'm speechless. 71 00:03:36,801 --> 00:03:40,388 I'm embarrassed to say it, but I was beginning to question your onalty. 72 00:03:40,471 --> 00:03:41,472 Yeah. 73 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:51,565 Well, you should've. I said it was hypothetical. 74 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,651 Didn't say I'd do it. 75 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:55,152 ¢ockcuck$ 76 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:05,329 Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Gavin? 77 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,544 Uh, you guys, Gavin belson just got fired. 78 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,603 - Jared: Richard. - Big head: Wait, what? 79 00:04:14,672 --> 00:04:16,298 Gilfoyle: Shit, that's huge. 80 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:19,927 "There are unconfirmed reports that belson violated hooli protocol 81 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:23,848 "in the acquisition of a company that contained toxic assets." 82 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:25,015 Oh, that's us. 83 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:27,560 Oh, my god. Gavin's been fired? 84 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,019 Did you fall in the pool? 85 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,521 Oh. 86 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:34,358 No. No, I didn't. I was, um, dangling my feet in, 87 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:37,003 'cause it was cool and refreshing and just helping me think. 88 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,696 And then since I was wet anyway, 89 00:04:38,863 --> 00:04:40,823 I purposefully started to Wade around in the pool. 90 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:43,367 Uh... but don't worry, no. I didn't fall in. 91 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:45,453 Uh... I'm not a spaz. 92 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:50,332 "Belson will be succeeded by 'action' Jack barker, 93 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:51,834 "a veteran tech ceo. 94 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:55,504 "Barker commented, 'we at hooli pledge to work with the federal trade commission 95 00:04:55,588 --> 00:04:59,425 "'to resolve this matter and commit ourselves to earning back the public trust."' 96 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,553 Richard: Wow, dinesh, you really stuck it to him. 97 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,721 - God, they're pinning it all on Gavin. - Holy shit. 98 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:05,514 Dude, you're moist. 99 00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:07,766 Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'll go and get a towel. 100 00:05:09,185 --> 00:05:11,729 I mean, dinesh, you're a giant slayer. 101 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:16,233 As long as he's the one taking the fall for these underage users, 102 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:19,612 I thought I'd have to, like, answer to congress or something. 103 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:20,988 Yeah, that makes sense. 104 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:24,992 You were worried sick about the wrath of a bloated and inept bureaucracy, 105 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:30,164 but feel totally comfortable having crossed a spiteful and vindictive megalomaniac 106 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,916 with unlimited funds. 107 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:33,167 Shut up. 108 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,085 Gavin wouldn't come after me personally. 109 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,012 I think you might be the first Pakistani man 110 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:40,049 to be killed by a drone inside the United States. 111 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:43,177 People don't have people killed in the valley. 112 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,387 Not even Gavin belson. Okay? 113 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:49,266 Right, Jared? 114 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:53,729 I once saw him throw a sloth down a flight of stairs after a presentation. 115 00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:57,816 And he said it was an accident, but he had this look in his eyes. 116 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,693 I can't rule it out. 117 00:05:59,944 --> 00:06:01,987 "A legacy lost. 118 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:05,991 "Ceo and chief innovator, Gavin belson, exits hooli." 119 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:08,202 The end of the Gavin belson era. 120 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:09,954 And if all goes well, 121 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:16,126 is the beginning of the era of erlich bachman and his funky Asian dude friend. 122 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:17,461 Jian. 123 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,129 Jian? 124 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:20,923 Erlich: Jian-Yang! 125 00:06:22,091 --> 00:06:26,845 Coleman Blair and associates just offered us a seed investment of $200,000 126 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:29,181 for the shazam of food. 127 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:31,493 All we have to do is dazzle them with the demo on Monday, 128 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,602 and, uh, the check will... 129 00:06:33,686 --> 00:06:35,771 - What the fuck? - Huh? 130 00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:38,816 Is that my vintage corona club beach towel? 131 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:41,860 Yes. Um, I was in the pool, but I got out. 132 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:44,196 Erlich: That's a beach towel, not a pool and... 133 00:06:44,697 --> 00:06:47,283 Where were you? I was referring to you as my funky Asian friend. 134 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:51,662 The passenger door's all fucked up. I told you there's no demo. 135 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,497 I'm making my recipe app. 136 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,917 You're going to walk away from $200,000? 137 00:06:58,002 --> 00:07:00,272 You know who walks away from that kind of money, jian-Yang? 138 00:07:00,296 --> 00:07:01,714 Richard, a crazy person. 139 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,674 Crazy? No. Opposite. 140 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:05,926 He walked away from $10 million, now look at him. 141 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,929 Wet pants, stealing towels, 142 00:07:09,013 --> 00:07:12,057 babbling about technical issues that he can't solve. 143 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:15,394 I am one computational trust issue away from solving this thing. 144 00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:17,354 Is this how you want to end up? 145 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,694 He's a cautionary tale. 146 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:25,701 Richard: Nope, not true. Not a cautionary tale. 147 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,365 Got a lot of work to do. I'll be in the pool. Not crazy. 148 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:31,660 - I mean, it's like... wow. - Jared: Richard. 149 00:07:31,744 --> 00:07:34,663 Hey, uh, erlich, just fyi, 150 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:39,335 I actually did some, um, image recognition stuff on nipalert, 151 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:42,546 so maybe you could hire me to help on the demo. 152 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:46,342 'Cause my dad's been, like, kind of on me lately to, like, get a job, 153 00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:48,260 or go to school, 154 00:07:48,344 --> 00:07:51,388 'cause he's upset that I lost all that money on piperchat. 155 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:55,059 And then also you helped me lose that 20 million on bachmanity. 156 00:07:55,309 --> 00:08:01,982 Big head, um, jian-Yang's culture, he's... Chinese... 157 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,819 Won't allow him to accept outside help. 158 00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:08,489 Oh, right. 'Cause of Chinese. 159 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:11,075 Okay, well, that makes sense. 160 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:19,291 If either of you could aid in the construction of this image recognition software, 161 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:20,876 I can pay you handsomely. 162 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:29,218 Huh. Five years at asu, then you dropped out. No degree? 163 00:08:29,385 --> 00:08:30,386 Big head: Mm-hmm. 164 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:32,930 Pretty solid c's in all of your cs classes. 165 00:08:33,097 --> 00:08:34,098 Right. 166 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:36,642 But really more incompletes than anything. 167 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:39,228 Yeah, a lot of those classes were at 11:00 am, so... 168 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:41,522 I'm sorry. 169 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:45,609 But I don't think you're Stanford cs material, Mr. Bighetti. 170 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,112 Yeah, that's totally fair. Thanks so much. 171 00:08:49,113 --> 00:08:50,572 Have a nice day. 172 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:57,871 Oh, hey. Did you get this at a party on Alcatraz? 173 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,206 Yes. 174 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:00,999 Oh, cool. I got one there, too. 175 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:04,128 Or, I mean, I guess technically I bought one there. 176 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:06,255 I bought everything there. 177 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:07,673 Excuse me? 178 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:10,300 Oh, bachmanity was my vc fund. 179 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,052 What? 180 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,972 - It stands for venture capital... - I know. I'm... 181 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:20,686 Wait, Nelson bighetti. Were you on the cover of wired magazine? 182 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,105 Yeah. And actually inside, too. 183 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:25,858 Can I get you some coffee? 184 00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:29,153 Gavin: The last 24 hours have been very painful. 185 00:09:30,446 --> 00:09:31,572 But in the days to come, 186 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:33,907 what I will be thinking of most is all of you, 187 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:35,075 the good people of hooli, 188 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,786 and what we've built together. 189 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:42,583 And yes, we built great products here, great products. 190 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:47,463 But I like to think we built an even greater connection, 191 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,673 so in the spirit of that connection, 192 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:52,134 if any of you would like to say something to me, 193 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:55,345 positive or negative, this is the time. 194 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:57,973 I encourage you to be completely honest. 195 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,353 Don't be shy. 196 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:06,857 This is most likely the last chance we have to talk. 197 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,401 Anything at all? 198 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:17,159 Ah. Here we go. 199 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:20,245 Todd, our senior systems engineer. 200 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:33,258 I'm sorry, but it's my official duty to escort you off the property. 201 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,886 I understand. Thank you for your dedication. 202 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,304 And relieve you of your badge. 203 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:41,725 Yes. 204 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,353 I guess this is it then. 205 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,021 Good bye, hoover. 206 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,317 Your parking hang tag. 207 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,978 Richard: I mean, do you think I'm crazy for chasing this thing? 208 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,755 Don't ask me, I'm hardly in a position to judge. 209 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:15,843 I mean, you do realize I'm literally the only person in this entire grocery store 210 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:18,095 who's actually buying stuff for myself. 211 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,181 I don't know. Maybe these people are right. 212 00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:23,016 Maybe I just drop this one, 213 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,727 move on and become some pathetic fucking taskrabbit, you know. 214 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,438 Hey, I have a family, asshole. 215 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,191 Oh, sorry, not you. The other ones. 216 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:34,403 Look, if you can't crack this idea, there's no shame. 217 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,905 I mean, a lot of really smart people have gotten stuck on it. 218 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:38,824 Please. Like who? 219 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,450 Peter Gregory for one. 220 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,871 Peter was thinking about a fully decentralized Internet? 221 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:45,139 Why wouldn't you mention this to me? 222 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:48,250 Because he walked away from it and you seemed so excited about it. 223 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:51,795 I thought you had a new angle. I didn't want to discourage you. 224 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,720 Oh, what, 'cause I'm some delicate little flower, I couldn't handle it? 225 00:11:56,091 --> 00:12:00,137 The thing is, Peter tended to cling to things and he gave up on this. 226 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,097 I mean, he must've had a reason. 227 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,602 Wait, Peter was a compulsive note taker, right? 228 00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:07,895 What about his journals? 229 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,605 I mean, do you guys still have them? 230 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,733 Richard, I am on thin ice as it is at raviga. 231 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,318 No, Monica, listen to me, okay? 232 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,194 I haven't slept in days. 233 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:19,448 I'm walking into pools fully clothed. This is all I think about. 234 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,074 Please. 235 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:23,911 Fine. Butjust this once. 236 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,871 Yes. Thank you. 237 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,415 - Fuck, it's erlich. - What? 238 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:32,419 He wants me to help spin up this demo for jian-Yang's bullshit "shazam for food" app. 239 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,981 Wait, the thing that Coleman Blair just bought? That was them? 240 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:38,508 Yeah. But they haven't bought it yet. I mean, they sign the deal on Monday. 241 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:42,679 But it's all contingent on a working demo, which they do not and will not have. 242 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,933 - Interesting. - Oh, you're doing great work, by the way. 243 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,018 - Fuck you. - Definitely. Thank you. 244 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,607 I'll have those forms to you by Friday. 245 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:59,488 Yeah, so it's called seefood, but it's s-e-e food, get it? 246 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:04,409 Yes, erlich bachman showed me a demo and, I mean, this thing is incredible. 247 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:09,164 Yeah, and Coleman Blair is going to get the whole deal for only 200k. 248 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,542 But here's the thing, they don't close until Monday. 249 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,169 I mean, if I had Laurie's ear, 250 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:17,255 I would tell her that we should pay them today and close the deal. 251 00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:20,217 And bachman would jump on it in a second. 252 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:25,055 Go choke on that, bro-han. 253 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,101 Dinesh: Very funny. 254 00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,646 - What's funny? - This message. 255 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,540 "Hey, I'm a big fan of what you did to Gavin belson. 256 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,125 "I've seen your photo and think you're cute, 257 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,818 "would love to meet up. Mia." 258 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,237 - Fuck you. - I didn't send that. 259 00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:42,572 - Oh, you didn't? - My hand to Satan. 260 00:13:43,407 --> 00:13:45,593 Before you go ahead and get a little brown boner in your pants, 261 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,661 you might want to consider that it's not a woman. 262 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,913 I bet you're being catfished by Gavin himself. 263 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,040 Oh, fuck. 264 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,086 -But_ -but what? 265 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,588 On the off chance that this is an actual, real woman, 266 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,966 getting murdered seems like an acceptable risk. 267 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,136 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 268 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:05,989 Big head: Let me ask you something. 269 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:08,324 Do you think wearing the name of the college you're going to to class 270 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,349 is, like, the same thing 271 00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:12,310 as wearing the name of the band you're going to to a concert? 272 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,478 What? 273 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,397 - Did you get into Stanford? - Yeah. 274 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,816 And this is totally going to get my dad off my back. 275 00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:20,068 And they said they liked my story. 276 00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:24,031 So I'm going to take a cs class there, and they're so nice. 277 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:27,617 I was asking if it was going to be pass/fail, and they were like, "it's up to you." 278 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,828 And then I said, "is there going to be homework?" 279 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,539 And they were like, "only if you want it." 280 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,459 And so then, I guess I have to decide if I want it. 281 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,795 Which kind of already feels like homework. But do you think... 282 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,593 Richard: Holy shit. 283 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:48,805 It's like we just walked right into Peter Gregory's brain. 284 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:52,893 Actually, I think Peter's brain is in a cryo-locker in menlo park. 285 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:59,107 Oh, hey, I, uh, remember this photo from Peter's office. 286 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,652 It's still so weird to me that he and Gavin belson were ever friends. 287 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,385 - Automated voice: Select destination. - No, no, no. 288 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,703 - Optimizing route to aral/on. - No, thank you. 289 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,748 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 290 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:18,001 Hold on. Wait, are all these Peter Gregory's notebooks? 291 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,127 Monica: Um... 292 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,855 - Are they? Are they his thoughts? - Richard, 293 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:23,673 remember you promised you were going to get some sleep tonight. 294 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:24,841 Yeah, I will. 295 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,302 All right, I'm, uh, going to leave you guys to it. 296 00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:28,470 Oh. Uh, 297 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,056 erlich didn't get a call from ed chen today, did he? 298 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,851 Yeah. I, uh, heard them on speakerphone 'cause erlich was neti potting. 299 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,853 I think, uh, they're meeting tonight. 300 00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:39,022 Good to know. 301 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,150 - What? - It's sesame seeds. 302 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,946 - To seefood. - To seefood. 303 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,615 And to a fully expensed meal on raviga's tab. 304 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,450 And to you, ed chen, 305 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:52,294 who pulled the wool over Laurie bream's eyes 306 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,287 and got us two hundo-thou. 307 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:55,914 Sight unseen. 308 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,797 Well, she had some concerns about getting into business with you again, 309 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:02,212 but I can pretty much talk that broad into anything. 310 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,297 Ha! Cheers to that. 311 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,218 You're a con man, like erlich. 312 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,387 What does that mean? 313 00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:13,348 It's a little term of endearment we have around the house. 314 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,350 Uh, a confident man. 315 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,513 He sees me as a confident man, and he looks up to me. 316 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,609 You know, you have to be patient with him, 'cause he's a bit of a moron. 317 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:21,898 - Moron? - No, no, no. 318 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:25,402 I mean, he's not in tech, and how about this palapa, huh? 319 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:26,820 Are we in the islands or what? 320 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:30,991 Sorry. This app isn't going to suck, right? 321 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:35,245 If it sucks, it's my ass. You guys have a working demo, right? 322 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,749 We're going to slow down on the, uh... 323 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,127 Servings for the little one. 324 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:46,173 So, he's from China, a small town, not used to our big city liquor, 325 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,549 and no, no, no, no... 326 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:48,633 Jian-Yang. 327 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:53,096 It's really very important. You gotta provide us with a profitable app. 328 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,266 - No, I've never made any demo. - No? Why? 329 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,391 Boys, boys. 330 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,186 Let's speak in English. It's the law. 331 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,914 What I wanna create is an octopus recipe. 332 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,148 An octopus recipe? 333 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,733 What I'm gonna say is... 334 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,903 I'm a big fat fucking asshole. 335 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,987 Okay, now. That's me. 336 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,573 Erlich: Why would I call myself a big fat asshole? 337 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:15,368 The liquor's gotten to the little fellow. And I wouldn't listen to a word he has to say. 338 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,291 Oh, uh, hey, gilfoyle. This is Mia. 339 00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:23,866 Are you going to murder dinesh? 340 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:26,796 Bummer. 341 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:31,635 Wait, gilfoyle? Are you the gilfoyle from bovine dawn? 342 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:33,470 Maybe. 343 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,264 I'm m-i-four. 344 00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:37,349 Gilfoyle: No shit. 345 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:41,144 I always thought you were a fat, bald weirdo. 346 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:44,439 Well, she's not. She's a thin, hairy regular. 347 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:46,709 You know, you were totally wrong 348 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,527 about the dump of all the hacking team's best exploits. 349 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,923 No, if you look at what happened with the equation group, 350 00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:53,531 it was basically the same thing. 351 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:57,869 She's right. You're wrong. Um, should we head out? 352 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:00,538 Don't wait up. 353 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,792 Oh, my god. 354 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,795 - Oh, my fucking god! - Richard? What is it? 355 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,631 Jared, look. It's all here. 356 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:13,301 Peter Gregory knew the value of a completely decentralized Internet. 357 00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:14,719 I mean, look, look. 358 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:18,347 I mean, look. 359 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:21,559 Even back then, Peter was worried that the Internet would become 360 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:24,187 this shitty corporate-controlled thing, 361 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:27,190 that hooli and all these other companies manipulate today. 362 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:28,691 But the idea is real. 363 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,319 It's just that Peter didn't think it was feasible 364 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:36,199 unless compression surpassed the theoretical limit of a 2.9 weissman score. 365 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,261 We shattered that limit at techcrunch disrupt. 366 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,953 - Yeah, baby! Exactly. - Ha! 367 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:43,540 I mean, god damn it. I always knew there was a perfect application for my algorithm. 368 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,347 These notes, all this, this is going to save me months, this is it. 369 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:50,422 I mean, I was right all along, I was right. Can I try something? 370 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:51,715 Yeah. 371 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,466 Woo! 372 00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:56,678 - Okay. - I don't know. 373 00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:00,724 Woo! Woo! 374 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,310 Woo! 375 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,229 - Sorry. - That's okay. 376 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:17,741 Do you like movies? 377 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,826 It depends on the movie. 378 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:21,619 I'm the exact same way. 379 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,953 It being a movie doesn't mean I'm going to like it. 380 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,333 Would you care for some wine or a cocktail tonight? 381 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,335 Uh, just water, please. 382 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,086 Just water, please. 383 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,343 I love water. I do. 384 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:41,348 Oceans, rivers, lakes. 385 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:46,019 When does a pond become a lake? 386 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,147 I wonder if it's depth. 387 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,110 Where are those waters? 388 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,321 I felt like we ordered waters a while ago. 389 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,124 And they're... what? 390 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,116 Fucking prick. 391 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:01,993 What? 392 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,579 Oh, nothing. It was just a text from gilfoyle. 393 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,581 Gilfoyle isn't a prick. 394 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,626 - Yeah, I'm sorry. - He's a motherfucking prick. 395 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,253 - What? - That guy sucks. 396 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,255 Everyone hates him on the message boards. 397 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,841 You know, putting a face to the name made so much sense. 398 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,219 - Right, 'cause his face sucks, too. Yeah. - Totally. 399 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,721 I have to find this one post of his, it was insane. 400 00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,139 You know, he has no friends. 401 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:26,393 He pretends like he's all dry and witty, but he's just a monotone piece of shit. 402 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:29,479 And being a satanistjust means you're ugly and you're leaning into it. 403 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,148 That's right. 404 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,068 You know what, can I get a glass of malbec? 405 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,694 Unless, do you want to get a bottle? 406 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,363 Yeah, let's get a bottle of malbec. 407 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,323 - Fucking gilfoyle. - Right? 408 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,625 Mr. Bighetti. When you're ready. 409 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,378 Uh, ready for what? 410 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:58,174 I'm like the class clown already. 411 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:00,760 Why is my name on the board? 412 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,473 Oh, no. 413 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:08,852 Laurie, you wanted to see me? 414 00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,354 Oh. Yes, Monica. Sit. 415 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,648 Are you pregnant? 416 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:14,774 Yes. 417 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,317 Congratulations. 418 00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:19,779 - On? - On being pregnant. 419 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,615 Yes. 420 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:27,078 Friday afternoon, ed chen convinced me to bid against Coleman Blair 421 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:29,122 on an app entitled "seefood." 422 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:33,418 It's run by bachman, and the one who smoked in the offices. 423 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:36,713 Well, ed is very persuasive. 424 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,923 This morning he made the case 425 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:42,719 that since you have a longstanding relationship with bachman, 426 00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:47,140 and since you are a talented vc who deserves a second chance, 427 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:48,683 his words, 428 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,018 you should take lead. 429 00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:52,604 What? 430 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:54,999 Richard: I mean, look at this drawing. 431 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:57,233 I drew the exact same thing on my doctor's butt paper. 432 00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,236 I mean, Peter had the exact same idea, 433 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,322 he was just waiting for compression to catch up. 434 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:03,823 Which it did, thanks to me. 435 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,161 Cheer up, Richard. 436 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:09,913 Yes, but here's the best part, okay. 437 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:13,333 Peter never foresaw the ubiquity of Internet-connected computing devices. 438 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:14,417 Right? 439 00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:18,463 Cameras, refrigerators, tvs, baby monitors, 440 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:22,926 not to mention the billions-plus smartphones that are floating around the world. 441 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,689 I mean, who here has a smart phone, right? 442 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:28,389 You, you, me, jian-Yang, dinesh, Monica. 443 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:31,226 Richard, you don't have to name everyone you know. 444 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,729 Point is, you all thought I was crazy 445 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,972 when iwalked into the swimming pool with my clothes on. 446 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:39,960 But it turns out I was fucking right, okay? 447 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,027 So not crazy. 448 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,737 Opposite, you poor idiots. 449 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,907 How was school, Timmy? 450 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,284 Oh, not great. They made me teach. 451 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:49,744 Teach what? 452 00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:50,828 Stanford. 453 00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:53,623 You're a professor at Stanford now, big head? 454 00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:56,167 No, that would be crazy. I'm a guest lecturer. 455 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:04,968 What are you doing? It was open. And you have the keys. 456 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,135 Huh. 457 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:08,113 Strange, did you change the locks? 458 00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:12,350 'Cause the keys were working last night when I went for my date. 459 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:15,937 'Cause I haven't come back to the house since my date. So... 460 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,441 I did sex on her. 461 00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:22,694 - Good. - Cool. 462 00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:23,777 Yeah, that's great. 463 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,613 Nice, man. Who is she? 464 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:27,574 Um, her name is Mia. 465 00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:30,118 And she is a-Mia-zing. 466 00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:33,413 Um, she hates gilfoyle almost as much as I do, so... 467 00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:34,497 Huh. 468 00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:38,543 Jumping headlong into a sexual relationship with m-i-four. 469 00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:40,503 Ballsy. 470 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,648 But I'm sure you've thought through the consequences. 471 00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:45,466 Well, we weren't really doing a lot of thinking. You know what I mean? 472 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:46,551 Oh, wow. 473 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,845 Mia is a legit hacker. 474 00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:51,156 People say that she's taken on the Chinese government, 475 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:54,183 and here you are after one meal in an intimate relationship. 476 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,730 So, what do you think she'll do if you try to break up with her? 477 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:00,690 Gilfoyle: Or disagree with her? 478 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,942 Or disappoint her in any way? 479 00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:06,779 Like by confessing that you're badass takedown of Gavin belson 480 00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:08,197 was a total accident. 481 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,284 Unless you've already told her. 482 00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:13,328 It didn't come up. 483 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,455 Well, I'm sure that when she finds out 484 00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:18,499 that your entire relationship is based on a lie of omission, 485 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,043 she'll be very understanding. 486 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:22,086 So what? We just won't break up. 487 00:24:22,253 --> 00:24:23,379 Ever? 488 00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,214 Eveh - 489 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:30,845 Erlich, do you know how badly ed chen just fucked me with Laurie? 490 00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:32,221 Let me tell you something, 491 00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:35,183 a threesome is always awkward, especially the first one. 492 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:38,645 - Laurie being a little bit older... - I'm talking about seefood. 493 00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,104 What do you and jian-Yang have? 494 00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:42,273 A whole lot of nothing. 495 00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:46,402 Are you... no. No, no, no. 496 00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:49,447 Seefood has to be great. My job depends on it. 497 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:52,116 Ed chen bailed and dumped the whole thing on me. 498 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:56,120 Richard, can I speak with you in the kitchen for a moment? 499 00:24:56,204 --> 00:24:57,205 Yep. Sure. 500 00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:00,416 So, what's up? 501 00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:03,044 Well, here's the thing. 502 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:08,174 Remember that phone number you were curious about in here? 503 00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:11,135 Well, it's not a phone number, it's a patent number. 504 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:15,098 A patent for exactly what you were planning to build. 505 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:17,058 Uh, so Peter patented it. 506 00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:20,144 No. I, um, spoke to Brian fong. 507 00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:21,729 Who? 508 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,358 - Jared: Brian fong. - Oh. 509 00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:28,569 He told me that Peter was very excited about the idea, 510 00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:30,071 but there was some resentment 511 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:33,157 that he wasn't focused more on what the team was working on. 512 00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:36,244 So, one of them went out and got a patent on it. 513 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,079 Why didn't this guy pursue it? 514 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,123 Well, the patent was just a roadblock 515 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,959 to keep Peter focused on the company they were starting. 516 00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:47,338 A company that went on to be known as hooli. 517 00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:48,923 Wait, wait, wait. 518 00:25:50,842 --> 00:25:55,888 So you're telling me that the perfect application of my algorithm 519 00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:58,474 belongs to Gavin fucking belson. 520 00:25:58,683 --> 00:25:59,976 I'm afraid so. 521 00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:10,820 Richard? Are you okay? 522 00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:13,531 Uh, yes, just putting something away. 523 00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:56,115 Yep, not crazy. 524 00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:57,658 Opposite. 525 00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:01,180 Jared: Richard, you got to let me in. 526 00:27:01,204 --> 00:27:02,413 I have your shoe. 527 00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:08,127 All right, I'm sorry to barge in here, but you have to eat something or you'll... 528 00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:28,856 Man: Hello. 529 00:27:30,233 --> 00:27:33,277 Uh, hi. It's Richard. Hendricks. 530 00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:34,737 Uh, Richard Hendricks. 531 00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:38,491 I'm here for Gavin belson and we really need to talk.