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Dinesh: So, as you can see,

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since I became ceo,
our user growth, undeniable,

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our retention, so
sticky, it's pornographic.

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We're lean, we're exploding.

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And we're more mission-focused than ever
in providing the best video chat

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the world has ever seen.

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Wow. Well, this seems
really promising, gentlemen.

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Promising, indeed.

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- I think if we just...
- "Promising"? (Chuckles softly)

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You're a young associate here,

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so, I'm gonna help you out, okay?

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We have a lot of these meetings set up.
We will be fine.

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What he means by that is...

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But you, you don't wanna be known around
here as the guy who fucked this up, okay?

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So, when you hip your bosses to our numbers

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and they get visible hard-ons,
have them move quickly.

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Erlich, you're with me.

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- It's "hards-on."
- What?

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"Hards-on," not "hard-ons."

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It's a syntactical error
that I could have remedied

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if you'd just given me the space to speak.

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Erlich. I'm seeing you Thursday, right?

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You better believe it. I can't wait for it.

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- For...
- For jian-Yang's pitch.

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His new idea sounds super exciting.

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Yes, well, he is white-hot right now, and
that's why I had him reach out directly,

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and we can't wait to pitch you the idea
that is gonna be pitched to you.

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Great. I'll see you then.

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- You have no idea what it is, do you?
- Not a fucking clue.

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(Theme music playing)

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(Music playing on headphones)

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Men: (Chanting)
Always blue! Always blue! Always blue!

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- Always blue! Always blue!
- (Computer chiming)

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Always blue. Always blue. Always blue...

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- Hey.
- Always...

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Richard? Hey.

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What's... there you are. What's going on?
You celebrating something?

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We were just chanting.

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- Why? What, the pitches go well?
- They went fine, you could say.

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You said they went awesome.

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All right. Thank you, big head.
I mean, I did get us a few offers.

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We did receive more than a few offers,
as few often refers to "three".

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And today, we're four for four.

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(Chuckles)

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Huh.

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- Which... I mean, what does that even mean?
- Nothing. Nothing at all.

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(Chuckles) Look,
you don't have to do this, really.

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It was my choice to leave the company,

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and besides, my Internet thing is
going great. Really, it's going very well.

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So, I want you to succeed,
and I want you guys to be happy.

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Sure you do, slugger.

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(Sighs) Stop. Really.

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- It's cool. I mean that totally honestly.
- Keep it positive.

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Um, I should go Skype my dad, I think,
and tell him the good news.

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Um, it is good news, though, right?

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'Cause we were all sort of,
like, happy and celebrating, but now...

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Now, it feels sort of weird...

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- Let's go, big head.
- Okay.

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- It's good?
- Yes.

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All right, well, enjoy. Carry on.
Always blue. (Chuckles)

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- Jared.
- Okay.

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- Always blue. Always blue...
- Richard: Sorry.

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Dinesh, I think
you accidentally disabled my access keys

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for the video chat data repository.

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No, actually, I deleted them on purpose.

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I've purged all our ex-employees'.
Gleb, Sanjay, elisabet, you...

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Gleb? What, you're comparing me to gleb?

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When we agreed to split the company,

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we said that you could take
the algorithm for your video chat,

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and I could use
the data flowing through the system

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to optimize the algorithm for my thing.
We had a deal.

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We had an agreement,
not technically a deal.

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What the fuck, dinesh?

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Play, play. Blue, blue.
Always blue, always blue.

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Have fun, you're having a party.
You got pizza and everything.

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Always blue...

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So, what, I should've got it
in writing, dinesh? Is that it?

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You wanna lawyer-up now?

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You know, we're just some guys in a house.

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But I don't wanna be
just guys in a house, Richard.

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That's the whole point.
I want piperchat to be a real company.

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And after all the bullshit we went through,
no offense,

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I finally got some real financing
lined up for us.

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I cannot have another
intersite on my hands.

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That was fucking Russ
and his shitty Tequila.

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You know that, man. You were there.
That wasn't me.

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Richard, it happened on your watch.

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I'm sorry. I really am.

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But the answer is no.

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Okay. Well, suck a dick.

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I'm sorry. What did you say?

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- Nice blazer.
- Thank you.

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- Where'd you get it?
- Dinesh: Does it matter?

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I just wanna know where I can get one,

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so I can look like a
total fucking douchebag.

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Wow, right?

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Unbelievable.

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Gents, why don't we
take this party outside?

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Yes. We live in California,
we should take advantage of it.

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Gavin, you told me to interrupt
if Jack barker came to see you. I'm sorry.

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Yes. Send him in. I thought barker
would crack after one day in that basement.

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The fact that it's taken him two weeks

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to fess up about hijacking my fucking plane
and resign,

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will make it all the sweeter.

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Hiya, skipper. Sorry to barge in.
I owe you an apology.

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Really? Whatever for?

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When you stuck me in that basement,

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I was like,
"Jack, what the hell did you do wrong?"

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And I'm sorry that it took me so long
to get it through my thick skull.

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I finally figured out
what this was all about.

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Well, I'm glad to hear it.

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You are doing exactly
what Bobby iger does over at Disney.

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What?

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He makes every manager spend
one day of the year in the goofy suit.

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Because sometimes,
you just gotta be at product level

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to be able to see the best path fonnard.

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And once I realized that, it was like,
ka-pow! "It was so obvious."

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It's the algorithm.

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Pied Piper put middle-out in their
vid chat, and it's amazing now. I know.

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I'm on that all the time with my grandkids.

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We could use middle-out
to revamp our entire suite of products.

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We can make billions, chief.

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I'm whipping up some proposals right now

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that are gonna knock that wig
right off your head.

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Yeah.

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What the fuck is he up to?

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Look like a fucking wig to you?

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The point is, jian-Yang,
you don't set pitches.

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I handle the scheduling,
that's the symbiosis of our relationship.

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- No.
- What do you mean, "no?"

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Jian-Yang, piperchat has
some real heat, okay?

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And we can draft off of that,

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but it has to be
a carefully choreographed dance.

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You can't just wiggle your little tush

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and expect every v0 in the valley
to get hards-on.

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I am your lead investor,
you will respect me as such.

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I do not respect you.

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You're not any kind of investor.
You own nothing.

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I own 10%. You live in my Incubator.

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- No, you evict me, I evict your 10%.
- What are you talking about?

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"Santa Clara sheriff's department.
Vacate or be forcibly removed."

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To be fair, jian-Yang, I filed this when I
had no expectation that the system would work.

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- Okay.
- Jian-Yang, just tell me...

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Can you just tell me what the idea is,

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so I can Gauge
how aggressively I should pursue it?

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Hey, Jared, you were there, right?
When we split the company into two,

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- dinesh and I had a very...
- No, no. Stop, stop. Please stop, Richard.

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- What?
- What are you doing?

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What do you mean?
I'm complaining about dinesh. He sucks.

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- He's my boss now, Richard.
- Well, your boss is being a real prick.

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Richard, we have to
bifurcate our relationship.

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You and I can no longer discuss business.

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All right? We can talk about anything else
two guys might talk about.

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We can talk about
sports teams and their scores, or pussy.

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But you and I cannot,
and will not discuss business.

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(Sighs)

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Hey, man. For what it's worth, I thought
it was super fucked up, what dinesh did.

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I know what it's like to be the one guy
not in the company, you know?

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If you want my iogin, it's all yours.

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Really?

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- Yeah, man.
- Thanks.

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(Sighs) You know, I shouldn't do this.
Dinesh said no.

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- And also, these are skyrim cheat codes.
- Oh, shit. Yeah.

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Dinesh: My bloomberg interview is on!

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"How did I come up with piperchat?"
That's a very good question.

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I guess the tech gods
were just speaking through me.

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Somehow, I knew to take
the best parts of the service

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as substandard and crappy as hoolichat,

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and make it... (Inhales sharply)
How do I put this?

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Incredible.

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Do you think
I have too much product on my hair?

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Nope. I think you should use more.

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Wait, are you saying that
because you think I look ridiculous

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and you want me to look
more ridiculous next time?

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Which answer will get
more of that stuff in your hair?

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Wait, wait, wait, watch this.
This is where I make Emily Chang laugh.

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Quite a turnaround for a company
that wasn't exactly soaring.

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Oh, it was soaring, Emily.

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Right into a clogged toilet.

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- And not just like a standard clogged toilet.
- (Laughs)

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Like, I don't need a plunger,
I need a shovel and a bucket.

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But enough about the previous leadership,
which was inept, lame, bitter...

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Fuck it. We had a deal.

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Thanks.

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(Mouse clicking)

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That's weird.

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(Knocking on door)

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Hey, Richard. Have you seen the new
sports illustrated swimsuit edition?

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The cover model has the most lovely,
enigmatic facial expression.

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Jared, I don't really
wanna talk about guy talk.

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I'm here to tell you that I think
dinesh may be in some serious trouble.

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Okay, so, I was analyzing
a bunch of user data, and I...

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No, no, no. Richard, Richard.

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I told you, I can't talk about this.
You have to bifurcate.

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No, Jared, listen,
you're gonna wanna hear this...

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Wait. What do you mean
you were looking at user data?

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You violated our system?
Richard, you were inside us?

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Don't tell dinesh,
and don't tell any of the other guys, okay?

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"Don't tell dinesh?"
Richard, dinesh is my ceo.

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- Oh, god.
- What are you doing to me?

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- Did I make you angry?
- No. (Groans)

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I'm trying to save his ass, okay?
I'm trying to save you.

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Just survey the users.

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And make sure you ask
how old they are, okay?

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And then, that's it. That's it. That's it.
No more.

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(Door closes)

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Stupid fucking jian-Yang and his shitty
app. I don't even know if it is shitty.

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You know, I could probably
find out about jian-Yang's app.

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He asked if he could
practice-pitch it to me.

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- Do you have any nines?
- Go fish.

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Wait, this could be great.
What time are you guys doing that?

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I could listen in.

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I don't know. He asked if he
could pitch me, and I said, "sure,"

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and then he just kept talking for a while.

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You don't think
that could have been the pitch, do you?

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- God damn it, what did he say?
- Jeez, I kind of zoned out.

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Shit. Fives?

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Uh, go fish. Wait.

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I don't know if this would be relevant,

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but he did say the word "oculus"
a whole bunch.

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- Wait. "Oculus"?
- Mmm-hmm.

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Oh, my god. It's a vr play.

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That's the frothiest space
in the valley right now.

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Nobody understands it,
but everybody wants in.

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Any idiot can walk into a fucking room,

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utter the letters "v" and 'r,"
and vcs will hurl bricks of cash at them.

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Then, by the time they find out
that it's vaponnare, it's too late.

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I have got to get in on this.

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Trust me. Just give me five minutes.
There he is.

230
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Wait, is that our lawyer?

231
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,421
I thought he was in jail.

232
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,632
Hey. Perfect timing.

233
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:40,844
I just completed the detailing on this kia.
Come on.

234
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,888
What the fuck is going on?

235
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:44,305
Wait, I don't understand.

236
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:46,266
How did Richard have access
to our user data?

237
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:51,104
Someone must have let him in. It was you.
You're a fucking rat, Jared.

238
00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:53,106
Richard entered us without consent.

239
00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:56,026
In spite of that,
he has raised a real issue here.

240
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,861
Fuck this. I'm gonna uber home.

241
00:12:58,070 --> 00:13:01,156
Mr. Monahan, good luck
with this whole work release situation,

242
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,325
but I have more important things to do.

243
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,534
Mr. Chugtai.

244
00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:10,290
It appears that 33% of your users
are under the age of 13.

245
00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:16,421
It's also apparent that you have no
parental permission requirements in place.

246
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:19,967
You're going to want to sit down for this.

247
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,813
- Are you familiar with coppa?
- Who?

248
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:36,316
It's the children's online
privacy and protection act.

249
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,820
This act establishes strict guidelines

250
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:43,740
to protect the privacy
of younger children on the Internet.

251
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:47,244
You are in gross violation of this act.

252
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:52,499
You know how kids can't have a YouTube
or Facebook account till they're 13?

253
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:53,917
It's because of this.

254
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:59,881
Yes, but our users are chatting
with each other, Jared, not some old creep.

255
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,134
- No offense.
- None taken.

256
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,345
My shame will linger
even after my voting rights are restored.

257
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:10,600
Now, are there records
of these chats on your server?

258
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,394
Yeah, we store everything.

259
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:16,231
What... okay, what's going on?
How serious is this?

260
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:20,027
Each violation of coppa

261
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:23,905
carries a penalty of $16,000.

262
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:28,201
So, we're fined $16,000? Oh, no.

263
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,911
I hope they take cash.

264
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,831
$16,000 per user.

265
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:37,002
Not only each user, each use.

266
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:46,261
Fifty-one thousand estimated underage users

267
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:49,681
times an average 25.6
chat sessions per user

268
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:52,726
times $16,000...

269
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,733
- $21 billion?
- (Computer chimes)

270
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:03,653
I mean, how is that even fucking possible?

271
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:08,116
I mean, I knew dinesh was going
to fuck this all up, but honestly,

272
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,118
this couldn't get any better.

273
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,623
What's with his shirt?

274
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:18,668
He sort of became ill on himself.

275
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,630
I was wrong. This just got better.

276
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:25,759
This is all your fault, Richard.
This was your company before it was mine.

277
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,260
What are you talking about?

278
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,970
Dinesh, I specifically reminded you

279
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,389
to port over the terms of service
from the platform.

280
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:35,185
Right. And I asked if you'd done it,
and you said you had.

281
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,269
Okay.

282
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:39,397
I checked the tos box
when we submitted it to the app store,

283
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,525
but then I didn't end
up doing it, all right?

284
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,778
And then when we caught fire,
the last thing I wanted to do

285
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,823
was to bog our users down
with legal bullshit, you know?

286
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,783
I mean, nobody reads that stuff, anyway.

287
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,869
Well, first of all,
everyone reads the terms of service,

288
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:56,957
and secondly, they would have given us
legal cover from exactly this.

289
00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,293
- (Computer continues chiming)
- Every sound is $16,000.

290
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,172
- Fuck!
- All right, all right. Don't think about that.

291
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:08,009
Just think about how to solve
this massive, massive problem.

292
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:11,888
Quickly. Quick as you can.

293
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,765
Jared, just...

294
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:17,435
- Wait. We could shut down.
- (Erlich coughs)

295
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:21,231
No, no, no. Not when we're this close
to signing a term sheet.

296
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:23,733
And in case all of you
gents have forgotten,

297
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,736
I'm on the hook for half a million clambos
for this thing.

298
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:30,115
Well, we can't stay online!
We're just racking up more fines!

299
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,450
Well, technically, this is a corporation.

300
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,369
So, whatever they fine you,

301
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,205
they'll really only be able to collect
what the company is worth,

302
00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:39,624
which, at this point,
is, basically, nothing.

303
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:43,920
That's right. I'm just the ceo.
I'm not personally liable.

304
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,422
Although...

305
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,133
- Although what?
- (Computer chiming)

306
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:51,845
Well, when you lied to me
about adding terms of service,

307
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:56,474
it could be argued, you violated
your fiduciary duty to the company,

308
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,518
rendering you personally liable.

309
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:02,731
I mean, if the ftc brought us to trial, I
could be compelled to testify against you.

310
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,108
Jared, I trusted you.

311
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:10,363
Oh, trust has nothing to do with it,
but thanks for making that official.

312
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:15,285
So, I could be personally liable
for $21 billion?

313
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,454
Yeah, most likely.

314
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,999
I know in the fable, pied Piper
led all the children into darkness,

315
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:24,502
but now, we're doing it.
So, what do you wanna do?

316
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,463
- (Computer continues chiming)
- {Gags)

317
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,151
(Straining) I'm gonna throw up again.

318
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,383
I'm gonna watch this.

319
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:34,888
Gavin: I want full surveillance
on Jack barker 24/7.

320
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:37,366
Hoover: I don't recommend
using conventional listening devices.

321
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,600
He may sweep for those.

322
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,311
I do have a colleague at Facebook
that has a laser microphone,

323
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,730
you can point it at an office window
from a mile away

324
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,482
and read the sound vibrations.

325
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,359
I like it.

326
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:50,237
Hoover, you're the only person I can trust
at this goddamn company.

327
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:53,240
- It's good to have a friend.
- I understand that, sir.

328
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:57,244
Ah, Gavin, there you are.

329
00:17:57,327 --> 00:18:01,289
Well, I don't want to interrupt
your talking with hoover

330
00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:03,124
and talking and talking about things.

331
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:07,045
- But I have some concrete news.
- Regarding?

332
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,338
Jack barker.

333
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,216
By foregoing western gadgetry,

334
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,844
simply stationing myself
in the hall outside of his office,

335
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:19,975
I was able to overhear him
speaking of his plans to move against you.

336
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:24,229
He even referred to you as "Gavin smelson."

337
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,313
I knew it.

338
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:28,692
Good work, denpok. Good work.

339
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,777
Let's go slice this bastard in half, yeah?

340
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,446
Hold on. We need proof.

341
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:37,409
Othennise, he'll just deny it, and it'll
just be a case of "he said, she said."

342
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,120
Good point. Denpok, who was he talking to?

343
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:42,539
Oh, um...

344
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:46,418
Alas, I could not see this
from my hidden vantage point.

345
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,545
Hlcheckthelogs
and see who was in his office.

346
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,754
No, because...

347
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,342
No one was there.

348
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:58,013
I'm confused. Was he on the phone?

349
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:01,182
Yes. Very perceptive.

350
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,977
- Easy, I'll just pull up his phone records...
- No.

351
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,688
Not the "phone" phone.

352
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,232
So, what was he doing?
Was he video chatting?

353
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,901
That's what it was, chela.

354
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:16,448
- Even better, I'll pull up the chat data.
- You can do that?

355
00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,491
Well, as long as he was on hoolichat.

356
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:23,079
But the bastard kept grinding in my face
how much he loved piperchat.

357
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,707
- What if he was using...
- Piperchat!

358
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:26,791
- Yes.
- Fuck!

359
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:31,588
He said the resolution was
so vivid and superior to hoolichat.

360
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:37,010
Ah. Sadly, now,
we'll never know the identity of the person

361
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:40,597
with whom he was definitely talking.

362
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,100
- Unless...
- Unless what?

363
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,314
Richard: Dinesh?

364
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:03,203
Hey, man. How's it going?

365
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:05,830
Bad.

366
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,166
Well, look. I've been there, man.

367
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,794
- No, you haven't.
- I have.

368
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:16,049
One time when we were
pitching at Ross loma,

369
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:18,051
I threw up in my pants.
(Chuckles)

370
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,304
Don't you mean "on"?

371
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,139
Nope.

372
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,266
No, I mean "in."

373
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:30,647
We were pitching, and, well,
things weren't really going well.

374
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,856
I was getting nervous,

375
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,540
and, I don't know, I think
I must've eaten something bad that day.

376
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,987
Anyway, my stomach was upside down,
so I made a beeline to the stall.

377
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,741
But then I pulled down my pants, sat down,

378
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:44,953
but instead of shit, I
threw up into my pants.

379
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,584
Well, I was ceo for 11 days.

380
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:55,922
And in that time, I violated
the rights of 50,000 little girls,

381
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,425
exposed them to sexual predators,

382
00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:02,554
and racked up fines
the size of a small nation's gdp.

383
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:07,350
Yeah. I threw up in my pants. (Chuckles)

384
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,520
Fuck.

385
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,275
What do I do, Richard?

386
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:18,445
- There are no right answers.
- (Sighs)

387
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:21,281
You know, when I was ceo,

388
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:25,910
I found that it was more about choosing the
one wrong answer that you can live with.

389
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,873
I really loved that video chat.

390
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:33,251
(Phone buzzing)

391
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,630
Hello?

392
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,090
This is he.

393
00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:41,718
What?

394
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:42,945
(Whispers) It's Gavin belson.

395
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,429
It's Gavin fucking belson!

396
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:49,851
Hey. Gavin belson. What's up?

397
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:53,354
Oh, my god, we're
crushing it. All the time.

398
00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:55,773
I'm in a bathtub.

399
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:57,233
Yeah!

400
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,943
(Chuckles) Of course. I'd love to.

401
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,403
Bye.

402
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:04,991
He wants to meet me at Josephina's tonight.
Did I say yes?

403
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:06,493
(Scoffs)

404
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:08,620
Holy shit.

405
00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:11,664
Gavin belson wants to acquire piperchat.

406
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:15,627
He made the same call to me back when
he wanted to make an offer for pied Piper.

407
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:19,631
He could take this entire shit-bomb
off dinesh's hands?

408
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,007
Where's the fun in that?

409
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:24,010
More importantly, I could get
all my money back. Maybe even more.

410
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,720
We could 10x this motherfucker, gents.

411
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,847
- Although...
- Although what?

412
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:32,519
Well, I'm sorry to play the Cassandra again,
but dinesh can't sell Gavin the company.

413
00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:34,187
- Why not?
- Why the fuck not?

414
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,980
It's due diligence.

415
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,815
Gavin doesn't trust anyone.

416
00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:39,817
When I worked for him,
he tried to microchip me.

417
00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:42,487
Before he finalized any acquisition,

418
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,822
his legal team would uncover
our malfeasance.

419
00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:47,200
They'd sniff out the
user issue immediately.

420
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:50,036
And they'd probably turn you in.
And you do not want that.

421
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,680
I mean, there's also the moral quandary.

422
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,874
Even if he could get away with it,
could dinesh really sell the company

423
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:58,711
knowing it's basically a sizzler buffet
for the sexually deranged?

424
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,004
Of course he could.

425
00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:02,632
Because even if there is
a 1% chance of success

426
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:06,052
and a 99% chance of failure, and prison,

427
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:10,431
he will do the right thing
and get me my money back.

428
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:14,143
I'm sorry, erlich. I've made my decision.

429
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:18,856
I'm gonna say no to Gavin belson,
shut it down, and just see what happens.

430
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:26,030
(Yells) What the fuck? Huh?
What the fuck?

431
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:28,700
Jian-Yang!

432
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,335
Hey, Gavin. Well...

433
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:44,507
Dinesh. Thanks for coming.

434
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:50,722
Listen, Gavin. I've thought about it, and
if this is about you buying piperchat...

435
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:52,932
I didn't come here today
to buy your company.

436
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,309
You didn't?

437
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:57,103
No. I came to take it.

438
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,938
I thought I'd have to buy you out,

439
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:01,250
and I wanted to know
what kind of ceo I'd be dealing with,

440
00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:04,193
so, I had my comms people pull your press.

441
00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:09,616
Like this interview you did with techcrunch,
where you describe piperchat as, and I quote,

442
00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:15,455
"exactly like hoolichat,
but without the suck-ass parts," end quote.

443
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,334
Or the one you did with Emily Chang
where you told her how you took

444
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:23,921
"the best parts of hoolichat
and made them less crappy."

445
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:28,593
I was about to throw you
a massive acquisition deal.

446
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:34,807
And then I realized you'd already
publicly admitted to stealing my ip.

447
00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:36,351
I hope you have a good lawyer.

448
00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:39,270
- He works at the car wash down the street.
- What?

449
00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:42,857
Look, Gavin, you do not wanna do this.

450
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:45,777
- I can't explain exactly why...
- Shut up.

451
00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:49,614
This is not a negotiation.

452
00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:54,869
If you fight me, I will win, and I will
fuck you in the tech business forever.

453
00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:57,955
No one will hire you. I'm taking piperchat.

454
00:24:58,039 --> 00:24:59,290
By 8:00 am. Tomorrow,

455
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:01,918
you will hand over to hooli
all your data and systems.

456
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,712
All your users
will be converted to hoolichat users.

457
00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:06,964
It will be like piperchat never existed.

458
00:25:07,048 --> 00:25:08,549
And what you get out of it

459
00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:12,011
is the chance to walk away
and try and get another job in this town.

460
00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:14,430
You have five seconds to decide.

461
00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:17,100
- Five, four...
- Okay.

462
00:25:17,809 --> 00:25:19,394
So, we're in agreement.

463
00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:22,271
For a 10% stake in your current venture,

464
00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:24,691
you will receive full pool privileges,

465
00:25:24,774 --> 00:25:28,403
more room in the crisper,
and you may live in my home for...

466
00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:31,614
- For free.
- For free for six months.

467
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,783
Fuck you. One year.

468
00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:39,997
Fuck! Fine. Fine. It's a deal.

469
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,499
Deal.

470
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:46,629
Jian, I mean,
your onerous terms notwithstanding,

471
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:50,425
I'm very excited to be
a part of your vr play.

472
00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:53,136
- _iivrii?
- Vr, virtual reality.

473
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:55,388
- Who's doing vr?
- You are.

474
00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:56,639
That's what big head said.

475
00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:59,392
- This play has to do with the oculus, right?
- No.

476
00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:01,185
But he said that you said "oculus."

477
00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:03,896
He said you kept saying it,
"oculus, oculus, oculus."

478
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:05,231
Octopus.

479
00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:08,651
(Softly) No.

480
00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:14,323
Octopus?

481
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:16,325
- It's a water animal.
- I...

482
00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:19,579
I know what an octopus is. Just...

483
00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:22,248
What does your application
have to do with octopus?

484
00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:27,128
Eight different ways
to make a Chinese recipe octopus.

485
00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:36,095
So, I just traded one year of free rent,
full pool privileges,

486
00:26:36,179 --> 00:26:38,264
and more room in the crisper

487
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:42,518
for an application that is just

488
00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:46,272
eight recipes for octopus? Hmm?

489
00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:47,648
Yes.

490
00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:51,903
Hey, guys. They're ready.

491
00:26:55,865 --> 00:26:57,700
- Ooh. Ooh.
- (Kids laughing)

492
00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,036
What the fuck is this?

493
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:04,332
I went through every chat in his history.
They're all the same.

494
00:27:04,415 --> 00:27:07,752
Perhaps it was another chat format.

495
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:11,798
Could you acquire Skype or facetime
and check them as well?

496
00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:12,881
- What?
- (Door opens)

497
00:27:12,924 --> 00:27:15,092
Gavin? I'm sorry...

498
00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:18,429
I need to talk to you about
this piperchat acquisition.

499
00:27:18,513 --> 00:27:22,975
I put together a panel of the most active
users you ported over from piperchat.

500
00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:24,977
Bear in mind, this group is representative

501
00:27:25,061 --> 00:27:29,941
in terms of gender, race,
and most importantly, age.

502
00:27:30,024 --> 00:27:34,570
Now, who else thinks changing
to a hoolichat login is hella lame?

503
00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:40,326
Madison, Allison, Jennifer, Stephanie,
Quinn, Ingrid,

504
00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:41,661
Kaylie, Ava, Sarah...

505
00:27:41,744 --> 00:27:42,787
Oh, no.

506
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:44,956
Janelle, Carl.

507
00:27:45,915 --> 00:27:50,920
Now, Carl, you said the new sign-in page
made you nervous.

508
00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:52,964
Did anyone else feel nervous?

509
00:27:53,047 --> 00:27:55,127
- Gavin: (Pounding and shouting) Fuck!
- (Girls gasp)

510
00:27:55,258 --> 00:27:56,759
(Hip-hop music playing)