1 00:00:11,429 --> 00:00:14,098 Oh, no, I'll get my car tomorrow. I had too many. 2 00:00:14,390 --> 00:00:15,725 Got an uber coming, thank you. 3 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:19,979 That was fast. 4 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:23,107 - Hello. For Jim? - Richard: Yup. 5 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:28,362 Oh, uh... would you care for a water? 6 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,115 Why are your fingers orange? 7 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,285 It's iodine. I've been biting my nails. 8 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,096 So, I put this on there to stop me from doing it. 9 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,120 Looks like cheetos, tastes like asshole. (Chuckles) 10 00:00:39,624 --> 00:00:41,876 So, uh, what do you do? 11 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:44,629 Venture capital over at wood opal. 12 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:45,838 Wow. 13 00:00:46,422 --> 00:00:47,673 Wow. Good. 14 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,133 - Mmm-hmm. - (Phone ringing) 15 00:00:50,301 --> 00:00:52,053 Uh, can I take this? 16 00:00:52,178 --> 00:00:53,179 Sure. 17 00:00:53,429 --> 00:00:54,555 All right. 18 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:56,474 Hello. Hi. 19 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:59,393 My goodness. This video chat app is light-years ahead 20 00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:01,117 of anything else out there on the market. 21 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:02,730 I agree. Yes. 22 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:05,650 And you can add multiple concurrent users 23 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,235 with no loss in picture quality. 24 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:08,986 Even on conventional 3g. 25 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:11,489 Let's see what happens when we add more friends. 26 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:14,116 Hi, friends. What's up? 27 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,826 Hello, "friend." 28 00:01:16,327 --> 00:01:18,412 Jared: Hey. Should we add another friend? 29 00:01:18,788 --> 00:01:19,872 Yeah, we should. 30 00:01:19,956 --> 00:01:23,084 How many friends can we conference at the same time? 31 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:25,086 Well, uh, thanks to the amazing new 32 00:01:25,211 --> 00:01:27,171 turn server, as many as you like. 33 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:30,758 But what if someone is in an area with poor cellular reception? 34 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,260 I doubt it would even work. 35 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:36,013 And if it did, the lag, the video quality, that would be horrible. 36 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:37,723 Well, let's find out. 37 00:01:37,807 --> 00:01:39,076 Could you keep your eyes on the road, please? 38 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:40,685 Yep, yep. Got it. I'm on it. 39 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:44,605 Hey, friends. Wow, look at that. The image is so clear. 40 00:01:44,689 --> 00:01:46,148 We all look amazing, don't we? 41 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:48,067 - Yeah, we really do. - Yeah. 42 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:50,111 Is that really just on a cell signal? 43 00:01:50,695 --> 00:01:53,572 Yes, this is the amazing new company, piperchat. 44 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:56,200 Wait a minute. 45 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,327 I saw you at techcrunch. 46 00:01:58,869 --> 00:01:59,996 You're Richard Hendricks. 47 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:01,163 The very same, yeah. 48 00:02:01,247 --> 00:02:03,087 You're the fucking guy that tried to walk into 49 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,042 Coleman Blair with fraudulent numbers. 50 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:08,105 - Jared: That was actually my fault. - Yes, but, no. 51 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:10,464 I mean, that's the old thing. This is the new thing. 52 00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:12,268 And I can assure you, it's very, very real. 53 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:14,969 You're not even my driver. This says sandeep in an escalade. 54 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:16,429 - Gilfoyle: Shit. - Look. Look. 55 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:19,473 No one will even talk to us, which is crazy. 56 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:22,435 We just surpassed 120,000 daily active users, 57 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:25,813 and we're growing at a rate of 18% organically week over week. 58 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,982 Richard, that's Facebook level growth. 59 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:29,167 - Pull over now. - Man: That is great. 60 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:30,651 Erlich: Richard, do not pull over. 61 00:02:30,735 --> 00:02:32,587 You will never see him again if he gets out of that car. 62 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:34,464 - I am not involved! - Erlich: Richard, can you hear me? 63 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:35,882 Okay, for real, Richard, you have to pull over. 64 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:37,158 Richard, do not... Richard... 65 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:38,885 Richard, do not pull over, you'll never see him again. 66 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:40,554 - Are you on the shitter? - Pull the fuck over. 67 00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:41,787 Jared: Pull over. 68 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:43,080 - Erlich: Richard! - Okay. 69 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:45,559 What the fuck? Are you seriously trying to kidnap me right now? 70 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:47,663 No, it's the looks. I don't know. This is not my car. 71 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:48,710 Child locks are on. 72 00:02:48,753 --> 00:02:50,772 I was babysitting my friend Gloria's great granddaughter. 73 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,156 Erlich: Richard, do not pull over! 74 00:02:52,465 --> 00:02:53,674 - God damn it! - Got it. 75 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:55,801 Look, look, look. Look. Come on. 76 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,846 Listen to me. We are desperate. We need funding. 77 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:00,473 - You need funding? - Yes. 78 00:03:01,432 --> 00:03:03,059 Hit a million daily active users 79 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:04,824 while sustaining the same kind of growth. 80 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:08,439 Then everybody in town will be trying to kidnap you. 81 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:09,815 Problem solved. 82 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,043 Erlich: Yeah, easy for you to say. 83 00:03:11,067 --> 00:03:13,361 Can you imagine how much these servers are costing me? 84 00:03:13,444 --> 00:03:15,237 - Just to keep the ship afloat? - Right. 85 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:17,823 And every new user increases our server cost. 86 00:03:18,074 --> 00:03:20,284 Really? I'm sorry. 87 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:22,703 Is it hard to become a billionaire? 88 00:03:23,079 --> 00:03:25,414 Welcome to the valley, assholes. 89 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:28,584 - Fuck. - Erlich: What a dick. 90 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,170 Well, assuming we don't get arrested, 91 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,933 looks like we have to work our asses off to reduce our hosting bill. 92 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:40,137 If you actually get to a million users, 93 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:42,306 call me, my cell's on the back. 94 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,724 Okay. 95 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,685 (Theme music playing) 96 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,320 Gilfoyle: Did you finish? 97 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:57,589 Dinesh: Yeah, I just pushed my code. 98 00:03:57,613 --> 00:03:59,365 Took me two fucking days, but I broke up 99 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,784 our entire code base into parallel services. 100 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,553 You know, this whole job would have been a lot easier 101 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,871 if you hadn't designed sloppy services in the first place. 102 00:04:05,955 --> 00:04:07,123 Oh, silly me. 103 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:10,209 I guess when I hacked together the video chat as an in-house tool, 104 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:13,087 I didn't foresee that hundreds of thousands of people 105 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,965 would shit themselves over how fucking awesome it was. 106 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:18,134 I'll never underestimate my talents again. 107 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:21,137 Don't worry. I'll continue to do it for you. 108 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:23,347 Less talk, more work, boys. 109 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:25,099 I'm not paying you to coffee klatch 110 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:26,892 like a bunch of fucking yentas. 111 00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:28,096 You're not paying us at all. 112 00:04:28,686 --> 00:04:29,770 I'm not paying you 113 00:04:29,854 --> 00:04:31,331 because you're not the one getting fucked 114 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:33,023 face first by your credit card company 115 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:35,276 because of massive aws hosting fees. 116 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:37,820 Well, you should bear 100% of the company's cost, 117 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:40,948 seeing as you do own 100% of the company. 118 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:43,231 What's taking you so long to give us our fucking shares? 119 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:45,536 Recapping a company is complex. 120 00:04:46,162 --> 00:04:48,706 But I assure you big head and I are on the case. 121 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,189 Dinesh: You better be. We're not gonna work for free forever. 122 00:04:52,877 --> 00:04:54,837 Hey, the Karachi kid and I finished. 123 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,380 Did you push your code? 124 00:04:58,632 --> 00:04:59,800 Actually, no. 125 00:04:59,884 --> 00:05:01,969 Well, your highness, could you please push your code? 126 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:03,387 Well, I couldn't push that code 127 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:05,556 because I didn't write that code. 128 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:08,350 What? We stayed up for two fucking days. 129 00:05:08,434 --> 00:05:10,019 Why didn't you write your code? 130 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:12,933 Well, because I was working on something much better. 131 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:18,027 So, I started to optimize our code to handle higher... 132 00:05:20,738 --> 00:05:21,898 You're supposed to follow me. 133 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:27,745 I started to optimize our code to handle higher traffic. 134 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,498 Then it occurred to me, why rewrite our old code 135 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,917 when I can build a new encoder 136 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,128 that doesn't strip away a ton of channels and metadata? 137 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:42,218 So, I extended my compression algorithm to support, get this, 138 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,220 12-bit color. 139 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:49,517 Okay, so our users will be able to experience 140 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,019 a 10% increase in image quality 141 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:55,689 with absolutely no increase in server load whatsoever. 142 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:57,650 (Stammering) Just watch this. 143 00:05:58,067 --> 00:05:59,235 Before. 144 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:02,613 After. Before. After. 145 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:08,536 Richard, I'm trying very hard not to completely lose my shit right now. 146 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:09,828 I get it. I get it. 147 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:12,706 After every vc in town turned us down, 148 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:13,791 we decided 149 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:15,834 that the best way to stay alive 150 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,670 until we got to a million users 151 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,422 was to cut server usage. 152 00:06:20,673 --> 00:06:21,799 Remember that? 153 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:23,759 The whole reason that gilfoyle and I 154 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,886 stayed up for 48 fucking straight hours 155 00:06:26,262 --> 00:06:29,181 was to decrease server load, 156 00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:31,600 not keep it the same. 157 00:06:31,684 --> 00:06:33,764 Technically, the reason why we stayed up for two days 158 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:36,397 was to maximize our ability to get a million users, 159 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,940 and I just did that. 160 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:41,402 Because who doesn't want 10% better image quality? 161 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:43,320 Who doesn't want it? Everyone. 162 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:44,863 Everyone doesn't want it! 163 00:06:44,947 --> 00:06:46,747 Gilfoyle: We already have the best video chat. 164 00:06:46,824 --> 00:06:48,301 People are using this on their cell phones. 165 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,637 They're not going to be able to tell the fucking difference. 166 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,413 Guys, this is a better product. 167 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:55,374 And I'm the ceo, and I'm gonna say this is where we go. 168 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,209 - You fucking prick. - Whoa. 169 00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:00,254 Guys, please be civil. 170 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:01,630 You hate the video chat. 171 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,066 I don't hate the video chat, dinesh. 172 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,277 You've always hated the video chat because it's my thing, 173 00:07:05,301 --> 00:07:07,028 and you want to rewrite it to make it all about you. 174 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,178 You're fucking jealous. 175 00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:09,346 Richard: Jealous? 176 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:10,431 - Jealous? - Dinesh: Yeah. 177 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:13,225 You built the video chat. I'll give you that. Okay. You did. 178 00:07:13,309 --> 00:07:15,352 But you did it using my algorithm. 179 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:17,605 Right, like when Picasso painted a masterpiece, 180 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:19,082 the guy who made the brushes and the paint 181 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,399 deserved all the credit, right? 182 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:21,609 So you're Picasso now? 183 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,694 I think I need to leave. 184 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,029 But I love you guys. 185 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,822 Dinesh, I'm sorry, but I think 186 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,824 we should be doing a little bit more with 187 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,826 this revolutionary compression algorithm 188 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,202 than passable video chat. 189 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:34,371 But we already did more, Richard. 190 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:36,123 It was called the platform. 191 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:40,044 And it was exactly what you wanted to make, and it fucking failed, okay? 192 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,588 I'm sorry, but it's bad enough that we can't 193 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:44,006 get any funding because of you. 194 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,799 You're killing us out there. 195 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:48,552 Don't also sabotage us in here, too. 196 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:52,348 Pied Piper is a video chat company. Get your head around that. 197 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:57,728 I'm quite certain I've never said this before. 198 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,564 I agree with dinesh. 199 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,072 Well... 200 00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:17,122 Well, that was just a whole heap of fun. 201 00:08:17,790 --> 00:08:19,667 Ordinarily, I loathe coming to China. 202 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,186 But when you close a deal like that, 203 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,212 it makes the whole trip a delight. 204 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,631 Champagne, gentlemen? 205 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:27,508 I think that's very much in order. 206 00:08:29,093 --> 00:08:32,096 I know you don't toot your own horn. So I'll do it for you. 207 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:33,806 Here's to you, Jack. 208 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:35,683 And to your hooli/endframe box 209 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:39,478 becoming the most successful American data storage appliance 210 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,772 to ever be manufactured in China. 211 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:43,774 Toot, toot. 212 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:45,818 Watch your back, Jeff bezos. 213 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:47,444 Here comes hooli. 214 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,197 All right. Gentlemen. 215 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:53,409 Our flight today from Shanghai to moffett field in mountain view 216 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,828 will bejust over 11 hours. So, if you'll just... 217 00:08:55,911 --> 00:08:59,790 Actually, I was headed up to Jackson hole, see the wife and kids. 218 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:03,127 I was gonna charter up tomorrow, but maybe 219 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:06,380 you could ask the boys just to drop me off on the way? 220 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,424 - Save me the trouble? - Of course. 221 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:13,762 Well, and I mean, it's really not a big deal, but since we are headed east, 222 00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:15,806 I think Jackson is further. 223 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,307 Maybe we'll head to moffett first, 224 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:18,952 then have the guys hop you on to Jackson. 225 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:19,977 - Okay? - Okay. 226 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,979 Well, actually, on flights like this, 227 00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:23,981 the boys like to go over the pole. 228 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:26,900 So that, technically, is a little more north to south, 229 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:29,194 and Jackson is quite a bit further north, 230 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:32,239 so I think maybe just go to Jackson first, then head on off to moffett. 231 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:33,699 - That sound good? - Of course. 232 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,159 Great. 233 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,827 Get a pillow. 234 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,502 Now, you know what we desperately need 235 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:46,795 is a palapa. 236 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,172 A ploppa? 237 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,007 A palapa. 238 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,801 It's a Mexican structure with palm fronds. 239 00:09:52,885 --> 00:09:55,095 It's essentially a gazebo, 240 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:58,515 but spicier, and with a south-of—the-border kind of vibe. 241 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:01,769 I think it would make us feel less exposed, 242 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,313 and generally, I think it would be good for morale. 243 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,106 Speaking of which, morale has not 244 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,900 exactly been skyrocketing, so... 245 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:11,069 We need to get this cap table done tout de suite. 246 00:10:11,487 --> 00:10:14,698 Richard and the fellows are entitled to 40% of the company. 247 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:18,035 Now, if we each give 20%, we would still own 248 00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:19,745 30% each. 249 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:20,954 That seems fair. 250 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:22,372 Seems totally fair to me. 251 00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:24,458 - Dad? - Nope. 252 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,293 Not gonna happen. 253 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,837 Mr. Bighetti, with all due respect... 254 00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:30,756 If you had any respect, you wouldn't have 255 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,758 talked my son into wasting his money. 256 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:38,138 Again. My son's not giving up one share. Not now, not ever. 257 00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:41,475 Mr. Bighetti, if you're going to control your son's board seat, 258 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,185 these decisions have to be unanimous. 259 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,496 You're going to kill this company if we... 260 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,562 I don't care. 261 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,232 In my eyes, the company is already dead. 262 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:49,983 Killed by you. 263 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:51,777 That's my edge. 264 00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:55,864 If all I accomplish by doing this is making you as miserable 265 00:10:55,948 --> 00:10:58,742 as you've made me watching you fleece my son, 266 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:00,452 then I'm okay with that. 267 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:02,579 He seems okay with that. 268 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,915 So you expect me to give the 40% 269 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:10,170 to the gents from my 50%, effectively leaving me with 10%? 270 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:11,630 Yes. 271 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,340 No. No, no, no. 272 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,384 Then I would have invested 500... 273 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:19,555 A half of a million dollars just to end up where I started? 274 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:20,848 Unacceptable. 275 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,641 I can accept that. 276 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,268 I'm going to bed. 277 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:25,936 Goodnight, brown bear. 278 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:27,396 Love you, papa bear. 279 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,068 (Laughing) 280 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:44,454 (Laughing continues) 281 00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:47,916 Goddamn motherfucker. 282 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,019 Richard: I mean, the guys are right. 283 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,962 I'm fucking up the company. I'm not helping. 284 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:53,171 In any way. 285 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:56,174 You're certainly not helping your cuticles by biting on them. 286 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:57,968 Your nail beds are gonna get infected. 287 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:00,901 Where'd you learn how to do this, anyway? 288 00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:03,473 Oh, uh, when I was on the street, it was a means of survival. 289 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:07,561 (Clears throat) I don't know. This is... 290 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:12,149 I mean, I almost killed us, the company. And that is so selfish. 291 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,318 I mean, if we have to hit a million users, 292 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,612 I need to get us funding right now. 293 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,822 How? We've already been turned down 294 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,699 by every respectable vc in town. 295 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,954 Who said anything about respectable? 296 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,791 Oh, Richard, no. 297 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,145 Fuck yes, I want to talk business. What's the play? 298 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,809 Let's fuck this thing right in the pussy. 299 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,775 Thanks for meeting me here. My fucking nanny got another dui 300 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:38,884 and lost her license. 301 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,987 So now I'm stuck picking up my own kid like an asshole. 302 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,012 So, what's up? 303 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:47,267 Well, I know you wanted to buy erlich's pied Piper shares 304 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:49,269 back in the previous iteration, the platform. 305 00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,229 Well, I was hoping you'd want to come on as 306 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:53,231 a follow-on investor for the current platform. 307 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:54,608 - The video chat? - Yeah. 308 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:57,152 It's got great tech. We're growing like crazy. 309 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,715 In fact, that's why we need funding, to keep up with the users. 310 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:02,699 And I think it could be really good, if we could just keep it going. 311 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,326 No, you don't. 312 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,036 What? 313 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,454 You don't like it. 314 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,457 You don't believe in this product you're selling. 315 00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:11,041 Russ... 316 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,127 No, it's a good, sound business. 317 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:17,506 As I said, the tech is great, and all the guys are really behind it. 318 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,675 But you're not behind it, Richard. I can tell. 319 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:22,302 And as much as you want to be, you're not. 320 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,054 Look, it's like this. 321 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,223 You're trying to date a woman. 322 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:28,310 But deep down in your heart, you know you're gay. 323 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:32,229 Deep in your soul, you know you would rather be plowing a dude. 324 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,398 I don't... 325 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,732 Okay, what dude? 326 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,360 It could be any dude, as long as you really want to fuck him. 327 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,947 It could be a twink, a bear, an otter, a circuit queen, 328 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,740 a chub, a pup, gipster, a daddy chaser, 329 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,659 a leatherman, a iadyboy, a Donald duck. 330 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,846 Donald duck's a gay guy that's been kicked out of the Navy. 331 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,270 How do you know so many gay things? 332 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,050 My grandfatherjust came out of the closet. Beautiful, very inspiring. 333 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,209 Look, the point is, 334 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,919 if you're gonna spend all day fucking, 335 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:59,256 shouldn't pied Piper be a dude you wanna fuck? 336 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,162 All right, let's do an exercise. 337 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:03,736 You've got unlimited time and resources, 338 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,363 you can build anything in the world you want 339 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:06,906 with your compression, anything at all. 340 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,366 What's it gonna be? Three, two, one, go! 341 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,058 - Russ, I don't... - Go, go, go! 342 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:11,685 You said I have unlimited time? 343 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:12,769 Now, now, now! 344 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,104 A new Internet. 345 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,064 What? Why? 346 00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:19,276 Okay, well, I haven't really thought this through, so... 347 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,404 Okay. 348 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,948 - I own a telescope. - Of course you do. 349 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:28,994 And I brought it out one night to look at the full moon. 350 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,078 Of course you did. 351 00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,039 And I got to thinking, 352 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,083 "wow. We put a man on the moon 353 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:38,170 "using the computing power of a handheld calculator." 354 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,672 And then I thought, 355 00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:44,760 "okay, there's literally millions of times' 356 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,928 "more computing power in my phone, 357 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,806 "and that's just sitting in my pocket doing nothing, right?" 358 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,184 So then I thought, "there's, what, 359 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,644 "billions of phones all around the world 360 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,205 "with the same computing power, 361 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,065 "just sitting in people's pockets." 362 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,733 So then I thought, 363 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:04,404 "what if we use all those phones to build a massive network?" 364 00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:05,530 And here's the kicker. 365 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,407 We use my compression algorithm 366 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:09,635 to make everything small and efficient to move things around. 367 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,788 And if we could do it, 368 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,999 we could build a completely decentralized 369 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,501 version of our current Internet. 370 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:23,965 With no firewalls, no tolls, no government regulation, no spying. 371 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:28,011 Information would be totally free in every sense of the word. 372 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,014 You want to build a new Internet? 373 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,266 Yeah, it's... 374 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:36,019 Richard, I like it. That I would fund. 375 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,730 Well, I don't know if it's possible, and... 376 00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:41,066 Look, if this new Internet is the man of your dreams, 377 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,829 and this is the man that you want to fuck, 378 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,236 then you need to fuck him. 379 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,113 That man, I will pay you to fuck. 380 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,281 Where the fuck is that kid? 381 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,449 Wait a minute. 382 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,535 Oh, shit. 383 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,272 They kicked us out of this place. 384 00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,122 I'm at the wrong fucking school! 385 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,501 Richard, you find that man, fuck him good. 386 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,814 Careful, please. He's gonna peel out. 387 00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:03,839 (Tires screeching) 388 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,180 Monica, I need to... 389 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,267 - You're not... - Monica? 390 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,726 No, thank god. 391 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,103 I'm ed chen. 392 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,729 Laurie put me in the good office 393 00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:21,231 and moved Monica down the hall. 394 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,817 Way down the hall. 395 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,028 Okay. Sorry. 396 00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:29,573 You're gonna listen to Russ hanneman? 397 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,033 Richard, you sound like a crazy person. 398 00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:34,077 I know, but Russ is right. 399 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,705 I mean, I hate the video chat. I really do. 400 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,582 What? 401 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,585 Oh, wow. You can see right into the... 402 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,961 Yeah, I'm very aware. 403 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:46,840 Laurie is punishing me for taking your side and going against her. 404 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,176 So, she moved me down here, 405 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:52,762 and gave my office to that little brownnosing shit, ed chen. 406 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,140 Anyway, Richard, you're not gonna seriously 407 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:57,184 go home and tell the guys in your company 408 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,810 that even though your user rates 409 00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,604 are skyrocketing, that you wanna pivot? 410 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,772 For the past 48 hours, I've been trying 411 00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:04,816 to rewrite the core video chat code, 412 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,318 and I literally can't. 413 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,570 Instead of typing, I just bite my fingernails. 414 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,197 I think, subconsciously, 415 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:13,783 I would rather bite my own fingers off than work on this platform. 416 00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:15,702 Richard, I know people who have spent 417 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,662 their entire careers chasing after an app 418 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:20,040 with this kind of growth rate, and never hit it. 419 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,458 It's a really good product. 420 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,127 That may be, but it's not for me. 421 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,047 And look, I know these guys are my friends, 422 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,090 but they are also my employees. 423 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,508 And it's my company. 424 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,929 So, if I say we have to pivot, we pivot. 425 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:37,057 Okay. I have to go. 426 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,284 All right, well, if you're sure, 427 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:39,493 then tell them and then call me and tell... 428 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,019 Well, no, I have to go... 429 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:44,731 There's another men's room on the fourth floor. 430 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,484 Right. 'Cause then you would have seen mine twice. 431 00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:55,200 I mean, we're all thinking it, right? 432 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,203 Richard is fucking with a product that is working. 433 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,914 He should not be the ceo of this company. 434 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:05,543 (Sighs) I understand your concerns, but is this the time that we fire Richard? 435 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,796 I mean, is this the moment that I become the ceo? 436 00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:09,256 You? Why you? 437 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,549 It's a simple process of elimination. 438 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,885 Gilfoyle is an anarchist, 439 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:18,098 would never accept a position of authority in any official organization. 440 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:20,767 - None. - And you, of course, are out of the picture 441 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,519 because gilfoyle would never allow it. 442 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:23,853 Yeah, that's true. 443 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,481 And Jared, he'd sooner commit hari-kari 444 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:29,234 than replace little baby Richard. 445 00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:30,777 So, that leaves me. 446 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,630 And honestly, gents, who would you rather have 447 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:35,365 defending your 4% stake in the company than... 448 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,825 - Five. - What? 449 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:37,909 5%. 450 00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:38,994 You said four. Was it... 451 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,972 - Or you said three, and then you had... - Dinesh: No. 452 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:42,330 - It's five. - Gilfoyle: Five. 453 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:45,333 You know what, I'm gonna back channel, look at some notes. 454 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,252 And we'll get to it. 455 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:52,882 In the meantime, if and when we are to depose Richard, 456 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,426 I am his obvious heir. 457 00:18:54,509 --> 00:19:00,307 Erlich, no offense, but the board is you, Richard, and my dad. Right? 458 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:03,059 So, I think that means you and my dad 459 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,812 would have to agree on who replaces Richard, 460 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:08,648 and pretty sure my dad would, like, never approve you. 461 00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,126 - I mean, it's just not gonna happen. - Thank you. 462 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,151 Yeah. 463 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,569 There is someone else. 464 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,323 Someone who has zero strikes against him. 465 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,658 Someone who has held high-level positions 466 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,411 at one of the biggest tech companies in the valley. 467 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,640 Someone who's been on the cover 468 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:28,460 of one of the most prestigious tech publications in the world. 469 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,297 He sounds awesome. Could we get him? 470 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,927 And as of now, we've got the votes 471 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,763 of enough key Malaysian ministers 472 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,181 to proceed with construction. 473 00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:43,475 But that support is time critical. 474 00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:46,603 Carol is right. We'd have to break ground before monsoon season, 475 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,022 or else the entire project could collapse. 476 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,648 So, what do you think? 477 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:55,362 Sorry. 478 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,947 - About what? - About the factory. 479 00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,699 Ah. The factory. 480 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,786 The factory. 481 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,193 Will you excuse me for a moment? 482 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,503 - So, what have you got? - Well, sir, I did as you asked. 483 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,630 I flew the company plane to Shanghai, 484 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,340 then moffett, then Jackson hole. 485 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:18,968 Then I flew back to Shanghai, then to Jackson hole, 486 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,221 then to moffett, which is where I just landed. 487 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:22,347 And? 488 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,892 Moffett is 28.3 minutes closer. 489 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,060 I fucking knew it! 490 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,829 Barker should have dropped you off first, sir. 491 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:32,107 Wait. What about headwinds or storm activity? 492 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,430 I don't want to give him any room to wriggle out of this. 493 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,544 This is what I'm gonna need you to do. 494 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,405 Fly each leg five more times, and average them. 495 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:39,823 It's the only way to be sure. 496 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,533 And we're not concerned with the expense 497 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,618 of 20 more private transcontinental flights? 498 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:44,828 Of course we are. 499 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,997 Jack barker is costing the shareholders of this company a fortune, 500 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,541 and he must be stopped. 501 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:50,984 I'll go back to moffett right now. 502 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:52,812 Good. Call me each time you're in Shanghai. 503 00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,504 - I'll see you in a week. - Yes, sir. 504 00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,396 - Guys? - Shit, he came in the back. 505 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:15,942 Richard, we need to talk. 506 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,786 All right, well, actually, let me just say something first here. Um... 507 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:23,199 I don't think pied Piper should be a video chat company. 508 00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:25,118 The balls on you. 509 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,620 Richard, we've all decided. 510 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,205 You are out. 511 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,291 Big head is in. 512 00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:32,374 Not my call. 513 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,878 Richard, we just can't keep fucking pivoting. 514 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,397 - We won't do it again. - Just wait for a second, okay? 515 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:37,648 I just... you're not getting it. 516 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:38,673 Please. Uh... 517 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,467 I'm quitting. 518 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:42,886 Wait, what? 519 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,430 Richard! I was waiting out front. 520 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:46,907 They wanna ambush you and replace you 521 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:48,811 with big head, but I had nothing to do with it! 522 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:50,518 Again, not my call. 523 00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:56,566 I was ready to fight you guys, but then on the way home, 524 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,776 it occurred to me there might be a better way. 525 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:01,529 I'm gonna start my own company. 526 00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:05,492 I will give up all of my equity in the video chat 527 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:09,579 if I get to completely own my algorithm. 528 00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,999 I will Grant you guys a perpetual license 529 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,001 to use the algorithm in your video chat, 530 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:18,004 but I need the algorithm to build something else. 531 00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:20,006 And look, forget a million users, 532 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,758 with me out of the company, you guys 533 00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:23,510 will be able to raise money no problem. 534 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,720 And that way, everybody wins. 535 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:29,891 So we can use the algorithm, free and clear, for video chat? 536 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,017 Yes. 537 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,394 I mean, we shouldn't even be talking about this. 538 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:36,356 And you would leave behind your 25%, 539 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:40,443 thus giving me enough equity to compensate the boys fairly, 540 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,820 and big head's father would retain his 50%? 541 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,239 I think that's right, yes. 542 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:46,366 And I would own 10% of your new company. 543 00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:47,534 Wait, what? Why? 544 00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:49,428 The algorithm was developed here in the Incubator. 545 00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:50,995 Richard, shame on you. 546 00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:53,081 Well, deal breaker. 547 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:54,475 Let's... should we get some food? 548 00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:56,292 No, no. That's okay. It's fine. 549 00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:58,461 And I'm here for advice, 550 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,047 or advice for the new ceo, whoever that may be. 551 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:05,218 To wit, I know it's probably not my place to give this suggestion, 552 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:07,011 but I think it should be dinesh. 553 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:08,429 - What? - What? 554 00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:09,889 - What? - What? 555 00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:11,766 - Yeah. Sorry, big head. - What? 556 00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:13,529 Yeah, dinesh, you were the one that hacked 557 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,162 together the video chat in the first place. 558 00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:16,626 You know the product inside and out. 559 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,815 You are the horse that I would bet on. 560 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,317 - You really think so? - I do. 561 00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:22,860 I'm down. 562 00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:24,404 Gilfoyle? 563 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:29,284 Gilfoyle, can I please be ceo of pied Piper? 564 00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:31,119 Spoken like a true leader. 565 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:36,291 But since your failure as a leader is a virtual certainty, 566 00:23:36,374 --> 00:23:38,835 tolerating your short reign as ceo 567 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:42,380 in exchange for a front row seat to the disaster seems fair. 568 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:46,718 Plus, if I'm wrong, which I'm not, I get rich. 569 00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:48,344 So, I'm down with dinesh. 570 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:49,929 Jared, what do you think about this? 571 00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:51,598 I think this is crazy. 572 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:55,727 I left my job at hooli to come work with you, Richard. 573 00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:56,810 And now you're leaving? 574 00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:58,771 Look, these guys are gonna need you. 575 00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:01,190 So if you wanna support me, you support them. 576 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,109 Think you can do that? 577 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:06,321 Jared: I've always been very adept at taking the shape 578 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,364 of whatever shoe was pressed down upon me. 579 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,158 So, I can try to make it work. 580 00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:11,573 Erlich: Then it's settled. 581 00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:13,995 Dinesh is the new ceo of pied Piper. 582 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:17,040 Oh, actually, just one last thing. 583 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:20,251 I think you guys should call yourselves piperchat. 584 00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:22,629 I'm gonna have to insist that I keep the name pied Piper, 585 00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:23,755 and I won't budge on that. 586 00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:25,357 - Yeah, that's totally fine. - Okay, yeah. 587 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:26,692 Who gives a shit? It's a terrible fucking name. 588 00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:27,967 - That's fine. - Yeah. 589 00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:29,302 Let's get to work! 590 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:31,679 Congratulations. 591 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,724 So, wait, I don't have to be ceo, right? 592 00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:36,684 Dinesh is gonna do that? 593 00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:40,605 Erlich: All right, let's figure out how this gets split up. 594 00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:46,653 Dinesh: Let's see, and yeah. 595 00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:49,405 - I think we can get 'em all a point, right? - Jared. Go. 596 00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:51,574 Go on, man. 597 00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:53,618 Get out of here. 598 00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:57,789 Erlich: Dinesh, you'll get 5%. 599 00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:01,084 Gilfoyle 5%, and Jared 5%. 600 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,503 Dinesh: Yeah, okay, so we all get five, not four. 601 00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:05,380 Erlich: Now you said... you said four? 602 00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:07,256 No, five. I said five. 603 00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:10,134 Jared, can we get five more engineers? 604 00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:12,196 Erlich: That would come out of Jared's percentage. 605 00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:13,304 Dinesh: No... 606 00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:37,986 You wanted to see me, skipper? 607 00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:39,288 I did, indeed. 608 00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:42,041 Jack, I appreciate everything you've done 609 00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:44,711 in your position as head of the hooli/endframe box. 610 00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:48,047 But I think the company's needs are better suited 611 00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:49,632 if I move you elsewhere. 612 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,801 Really? 613 00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:56,639 Well, I appreciate the vote of confidence, gb. I mean, I'm flattered. 614 00:25:57,140 --> 00:25:59,517 Frankly, little bit surprised. 615 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,727 Why would you be surprised? 616 00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:03,312 Can you think of any reason why you don't deserve a promotion? 617 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:04,522 I mean, anything at all? 618 00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:08,276 Well, I don't want to hurt my arm patting myself on the back, 619 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,611 but right off the top of my head... 620 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:14,782 No, I guess not. 621 00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:17,535 I mean, you've always been straight with me, right? 622 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,245 Straight to the point? 623 00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:20,747 I sure have. 624 00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:24,041 And you've always gone out of your way for me, yes? 625 00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:26,294 Always put me first? 626 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,004 Gone the extra mile? 627 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:29,589 Gosh. 628 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:31,382 I sure tried. 629 00:26:32,008 --> 00:26:33,009 Did you? 630 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,389 All right, Jack. Professor. 631 00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:40,057 Gary in hr will set you up. 632 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:41,934 Enjoy your new offices. 633 00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:43,853 Thank you, sir. 634 00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:28,189 Oh, hey. 635 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:30,066 Would you like to see your desk? 636 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:31,943 Okay. 637 00:27:45,915 --> 00:27:47,083 Here it is. 638 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:49,836 This is your desk. 639 00:28:09,647 --> 00:28:11,440 (Theme music playing)