1 00:00:05,047 --> 00:00:05,797 What are we talking about here? 2 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:07,547 You want us to launch a cryptocurrency? 3 00:00:07,630 --> 00:00:10,131 BERTRAM GILFOYLE: You wanted an alternative to Laurie Bream? 4 00:00:10,463 --> 00:00:12,255 Pied Piper Coin. 5 00:00:12,797 --> 00:00:13,797 Mm. 6 00:00:15,630 --> 00:00:17,714 I promised Richard that we would never 7 00:00:17,797 --> 00:00:19,338 make him harvest data or sell ads. 8 00:00:19,422 --> 00:00:22,297 I am not saying that we will force their hand on this issue, 9 00:00:22,881 --> 00:00:26,922 but neither am I saying definitively that we will not. 10 00:00:27,714 --> 00:00:29,047 Have you received my proposal? 11 00:00:29,131 --> 00:00:30,547 (RESPONDS IN CHINESE) Very promising. 12 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:35,547 Look, Monica, I will do the ICO, but only if you do it with me. 13 00:00:35,797 --> 00:00:37,881 Pied Piper Coin is totally gonna work. 14 00:00:37,964 --> 00:00:38,922 Yes! Totally is. 15 00:00:39,006 --> 00:00:41,338 -(BUZZING) -MAN: Whose idea was this again? 16 00:00:54,881 --> 00:00:56,213 Okay, everybody. 17 00:00:56,297 --> 00:00:57,589 Let's do this. 18 00:00:57,672 --> 00:00:59,505 Photo time. Let's go. 19 00:00:59,589 --> 00:01:02,172 Front-enders, come on in. Where's my back-enders? 20 00:01:02,255 --> 00:01:03,922 I see you, crypto-geeks. 21 00:01:04,006 --> 00:01:06,297 (laughing delightedly) 22 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:08,338 Follow me! (chuckles) 23 00:01:08,422 --> 00:01:09,630 Old Pipey thing. 24 00:01:10,839 --> 00:01:12,213 Holden. Are we set? 25 00:01:12,297 --> 00:01:14,422 Sorry. I haven't used this camera before. 26 00:01:14,505 --> 00:01:16,172 (enunciating) Are we set? 27 00:01:16,255 --> 00:01:17,297 Yes, Jared. 28 00:01:17,380 --> 00:01:18,755 Look... uh, look, guys. 29 00:01:18,839 --> 00:01:21,797 I-I know we didn't have the budget we wanted to get here. 30 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:23,089 But, we are here. 31 00:01:23,172 --> 00:01:25,755 Finally, all our hard work has paid off. 32 00:01:25,839 --> 00:01:30,006 So now, the world's first, totally decentralized internet 33 00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:32,797 will be live... in five... 34 00:01:32,881 --> 00:01:34,131 Crowd joining in: Four, 35 00:01:34,213 --> 00:01:37,338 three, two, one. 36 00:01:37,422 --> 00:01:38,338 Yeah! 37 00:01:38,422 --> 00:01:40,006 (cheering) (whistle blowing) 38 00:01:42,047 --> 00:01:43,881 (whistle fades) 39 00:01:46,714 --> 00:01:48,714 ♪ ♪ 40 00:02:02,047 --> 00:02:03,131 (tapping) 41 00:02:03,213 --> 00:02:05,630 Dinesh: Richard. Richard! 42 00:02:05,714 --> 00:02:07,213 Richard. 43 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:11,672 You have to see this. 44 00:02:11,755 --> 00:02:12,922 What's wrong now? 45 00:02:13,006 --> 00:02:14,672 A good thing. (chuckles) 46 00:02:14,755 --> 00:02:16,338 A good thing has finally happened. 47 00:02:16,422 --> 00:02:17,547 Don't fuck with me. 48 00:02:17,630 --> 00:02:21,006 (quietly) I am not fucking with you! 49 00:02:21,089 --> 00:02:22,589 Come, come. 50 00:02:25,922 --> 00:02:27,006 Look. 51 00:02:27,089 --> 00:02:28,422 Look at the user numbers. 52 00:02:30,547 --> 00:02:32,589 Wait, holy shit. Is that right? 53 00:02:32,672 --> 00:02:35,131 I think we've reached the inflection point. 54 00:02:38,297 --> 00:02:39,172 We made it. 55 00:02:39,255 --> 00:02:41,755 Don't, just... don't. Yeah. 56 00:02:41,839 --> 00:02:45,089 Richard: Well, I think this calls for a little celebration. 57 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:49,839 I just knew that if we kept plugging away, 58 00:02:49,922 --> 00:02:51,630 eventually, we'd get some traction 59 00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:54,131 and reach an inflection point. 60 00:02:54,213 --> 00:02:55,255 What did I keep saying? 61 00:02:55,338 --> 00:02:57,463 Give us time and then we'll climb, bitches! 62 00:02:57,547 --> 00:02:58,714 Richard: Yes, Holden. 63 00:02:58,797 --> 00:03:00,839 That's right, except for the bitches part, but yes. 64 00:03:00,922 --> 00:03:04,839 And now, we are gaining almost 12,000 users an hour! 65 00:03:04,922 --> 00:03:07,131 (cheering) 66 00:03:07,213 --> 00:03:08,630 Fuck, yeah! 67 00:03:08,714 --> 00:03:10,839 You get a high five and you get a high five! 68 00:03:10,922 --> 00:03:12,380 Fuck yeah! I wanna give a quick shout-out 69 00:03:12,463 --> 00:03:13,714 to my seven developers, 70 00:03:13,797 --> 00:03:14,881 my Septapipers, 71 00:03:14,964 --> 00:03:17,006 who stuck with us through thick and thin, 72 00:03:17,089 --> 00:03:18,797 unlike K-Hole, 73 00:03:18,881 --> 00:03:23,006 which took their game and totally bailed on us. 74 00:03:23,089 --> 00:03:24,047 (crowd booing) 75 00:03:24,131 --> 00:03:27,089 Lock them up! Lock them up! 76 00:03:27,172 --> 00:03:29,714 Jesus, Jared. You really did a number on that kid. 77 00:03:29,797 --> 00:03:31,213 God. Yeah. 78 00:03:31,297 --> 00:03:34,006 I just chipped away everything that wasn't Richard's assistant 79 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,463 and this is what's left. 80 00:03:35,547 --> 00:03:37,255 Lock them up! 81 00:03:37,338 --> 00:03:39,630 (theme music playing) 82 00:03:49,338 --> 00:03:52,380 So, how are things advancing? 83 00:03:52,463 --> 00:03:53,589 To date, 84 00:03:53,672 --> 00:03:57,547 we have manufactured almost 400,000 mobile devices. 85 00:03:57,630 --> 00:04:01,297 And we are signing them all onto the Pied Piper network? 86 00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:02,297 Yes. 87 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:04,089 Well, we have to do it manually. 88 00:04:04,172 --> 00:04:05,505 It is slow. 89 00:04:05,589 --> 00:04:07,338 But it provides an advantage. 90 00:04:07,422 --> 00:04:08,797 They may not know what we are doing 91 00:04:08,881 --> 00:04:10,881 until it's too late for them to stop us. 92 00:04:12,505 --> 00:04:13,505 Indeed. 93 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:17,714 Yeah. To be honest, 94 00:04:17,797 --> 00:04:20,797 at times, I find it difficult to tell what you're thinking. 95 00:04:20,881 --> 00:04:22,380 Mmm, I see. 96 00:04:26,714 --> 00:04:28,755 ♪ Come on babe ♪ 97 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:30,297 ♪ Follow me ♪ 98 00:04:30,380 --> 00:04:33,006 ♪ I'm the Pied Piper ♪ 99 00:04:33,089 --> 00:04:35,172 ♪ Follow me I'm the Pied... ♪ 100 00:04:41,714 --> 00:04:43,213 Monica: Pappy Van Winkle? 101 00:04:44,089 --> 00:04:45,422 I'm not gonna have to start 102 00:04:45,505 --> 00:04:47,213 locking my desk drawer now, am I? 103 00:04:47,297 --> 00:04:49,672 Hey, does this seem odd to you? 104 00:04:49,755 --> 00:04:50,755 What? 105 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:53,172 So, our user numbers have been growing for days, 106 00:04:53,255 --> 00:04:55,422 but our coin value is flat. 107 00:04:55,505 --> 00:04:56,589 It hasn't budged at all. 108 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:58,964 I thought the two would be correlated, 109 00:04:59,047 --> 00:05:00,006 at least a little bit. 110 00:05:00,089 --> 00:05:01,338 Yeah. Should be. 111 00:05:01,422 --> 00:05:04,006 Sorry, I don't mean to rain on the parade. 112 00:05:04,089 --> 00:05:05,755 I find parades to be 113 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,172 impotent displays of authoritarianism. 114 00:05:08,255 --> 00:05:09,172 Whose bag is this? 115 00:05:09,255 --> 00:05:11,172 Uh... oh. Scoot over. 116 00:05:20,630 --> 00:05:21,630 Colin? 117 00:05:22,630 --> 00:05:24,380 Hey, man. What are you doing here? 118 00:05:24,463 --> 00:05:26,297 I like the beard. You throwing a party? 119 00:05:26,380 --> 00:05:29,297 Yeah. Something that you and K-Hole Games could've been a part of, 120 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:30,714 had you not walked out on us. 121 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,755 Oh, come on, man. Laurie was our VC. 122 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:34,922 She's the one that made me pull the game and bail on you guys. 123 00:05:35,006 --> 00:05:36,463 So you just do whatever Laurie says, huh? 124 00:05:36,547 --> 00:05:38,505 Well, she had control of my board. Hmm. 125 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:41,131 Which is exactly how she just managed to fire me. 126 00:05:41,213 --> 00:05:42,714 You lost your company? 127 00:05:42,797 --> 00:05:44,338 (sarcastically) Aw. Bummer. 128 00:05:44,422 --> 00:05:48,964 But, the cool part is, I'm free. 129 00:05:49,047 --> 00:05:50,047 Which is why I'm here. 130 00:05:50,131 --> 00:05:53,380 I have been cooking up a solo project on the side 131 00:05:53,463 --> 00:05:54,672 for a few years. 132 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:55,922 It's a killer new game. 133 00:05:56,006 --> 00:05:58,255 And I was thinking maybe, 134 00:05:58,338 --> 00:05:59,672 we would launch it on your network. 135 00:05:59,755 --> 00:06:01,881 It's a sweet indie RPG. 136 00:06:01,964 --> 00:06:03,922 I'm calling it "The Gates of Galloo." 137 00:06:04,006 --> 00:06:05,505 I have a ton of presales. 138 00:06:05,589 --> 00:06:07,714 If we put this thing on Pipernet, bam. 139 00:06:07,797 --> 00:06:11,006 You're gonna have 80,000 instant users. (snaps fingers) 140 00:06:11,089 --> 00:06:14,089 What do you say? You and K-Hole pull your game. 141 00:06:14,172 --> 00:06:17,255 A game that was the central element 142 00:06:17,338 --> 00:06:18,922 to our launch strategy. 143 00:06:19,006 --> 00:06:23,089 And then literally days after everything starts to fucking come together, 144 00:06:23,172 --> 00:06:25,589 you stroll on in here and act like nothing ever happened? 145 00:06:25,672 --> 00:06:26,964 Stroll? 146 00:06:27,047 --> 00:06:28,297 I just walked in here normally. 147 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:30,131 Besides, this would help you out too, right? 148 00:06:30,213 --> 00:06:32,505 You-- you wanna help me out? 149 00:06:32,589 --> 00:06:34,380 You just lost your company. 150 00:06:34,463 --> 00:06:35,922 I'm in there celebrating, 151 00:06:36,006 --> 00:06:38,213 with my fucking victory. 152 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:39,922 Dude. 153 00:06:40,006 --> 00:06:41,172 Can I be real with you? 154 00:06:42,672 --> 00:06:43,672 I really need this. 155 00:06:43,755 --> 00:06:45,672 Can I be realer? 156 00:06:47,505 --> 00:06:48,714 Kiss my piss. 157 00:06:49,881 --> 00:06:50,797 What? 158 00:06:50,881 --> 00:06:52,922 You heard me. Kiss my piss. 159 00:06:53,006 --> 00:06:54,547 I was hoping you'd be cool about this. 160 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:57,547 Oh, really? You thought I might be cool, Mr. Backwards Hat? 161 00:06:57,630 --> 00:06:59,755 Is this cool, huh? 162 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:00,797 To do this, maybe? 163 00:07:00,881 --> 00:07:01,881 I don't know. 164 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:03,255 Kiss my piss. 165 00:07:05,047 --> 00:07:06,297 Kiss... 166 00:07:06,380 --> 00:07:07,714 my piss. 167 00:07:10,338 --> 00:07:11,881 All right, I get it. 168 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:13,131 Kiss my piss. 169 00:07:13,213 --> 00:07:14,589 I'll see you around, Richard. 170 00:07:16,422 --> 00:07:18,213 Karma's a bitch, Colin. 171 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:21,672 ♪ ♪ 172 00:07:25,964 --> 00:07:28,630 Oh! Monica, hey. 173 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:31,297 Hey. Hey, I was just coming in early to clean up 174 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:32,547 for the custodial staff. 175 00:07:32,630 --> 00:07:34,213 When did you get here? 176 00:07:34,297 --> 00:07:35,839 We never left. We? 177 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:38,881 All right. Good to go. 178 00:07:42,714 --> 00:07:45,338 You were both here all night? 179 00:07:45,422 --> 00:07:47,964 Our coin price wasn't growing with our user numbers, 180 00:07:48,047 --> 00:07:51,338 so we coded a diagnostic tool to go through the ledger 181 00:07:51,422 --> 00:07:54,172 and figure out exactly where our users are coming from. 182 00:07:54,255 --> 00:07:55,839 Yes. We coded it. 183 00:07:55,922 --> 00:07:57,547 You're smoking my cigarettes, asshole. 184 00:07:57,630 --> 00:08:00,630 In a public workspace, in the state of California, no less. 185 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,714 Shall we? (clears throat) 186 00:08:06,047 --> 00:08:07,213 This breaks our users down 187 00:08:07,297 --> 00:08:09,255 by which developers signed them on. 188 00:08:09,338 --> 00:08:12,380 So, each bar is one of our seven Septopipers. 189 00:08:12,463 --> 00:08:14,505 Wait, why are there eight bars? 190 00:08:14,589 --> 00:08:16,672 Who-- who's that? No idea. 191 00:08:16,755 --> 00:08:20,047 But whoever it is, they are the reason for most of our new user growth. 192 00:08:20,131 --> 00:08:22,589 Wait, so some non-piper out there is signing up 193 00:08:22,672 --> 00:08:24,672 users to our network en masse? 194 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:26,755 How'd they get access to our system? 195 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,006 Without a key from us, 196 00:08:28,089 --> 00:08:30,255 the only way in is to steal our software. 197 00:08:30,338 --> 00:08:32,089 But no one has stolen our software. 198 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,172 Except for... 199 00:08:35,255 --> 00:08:37,047 Oh, shit. 200 00:08:37,131 --> 00:08:39,672 (loud music playing) (cell phone vibrating) 201 00:08:42,839 --> 00:08:43,922 Hello? 202 00:08:44,006 --> 00:08:45,755 Hey, Jian-Yang. It's Big Head. 203 00:08:45,839 --> 00:08:46,922 How's it going, man? 204 00:08:47,006 --> 00:08:48,172 He's been in contact 205 00:08:48,255 --> 00:08:49,547 with Jian-Yang this whole time? 206 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,047 Yeah, they play Words with Friends. 207 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:54,463 Cool, cool. Listen, Gilfoyle wants to ask you a question. 208 00:08:54,547 --> 00:08:57,047 No. I don't want to talk to Gilfoyle. 209 00:08:57,131 --> 00:08:59,047 He's a racist and a witch. 210 00:08:59,131 --> 00:09:01,006 I'm not a witch. Now spit out the kimchi 211 00:09:01,089 --> 00:09:03,213 and tell me what the fuck is going on with our network. 212 00:09:03,297 --> 00:09:05,297 Fuck you. I'll tell you nothing. 213 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:06,672 (dealer speaks foreign language) 214 00:09:13,255 --> 00:09:16,089 Okay. I'll tell you everything. 215 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:18,463 But I want to move back into the house. 216 00:09:21,213 --> 00:09:22,672 I want to come home. 217 00:09:22,755 --> 00:09:23,755 Wait, what? 218 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:25,089 It's not that big a deal. 219 00:09:25,172 --> 00:09:27,255 I mean, Jian-Yang could just take Erlich's old room. 220 00:09:27,338 --> 00:09:28,589 So... 221 00:09:28,672 --> 00:09:30,922 I don't give a fuck about that. 222 00:09:31,006 --> 00:09:35,922 So, Jian-Yang said Gavin Belson tried to buy our stolen software? 223 00:09:36,006 --> 00:09:37,131 Yes, but before he could, 224 00:09:37,213 --> 00:09:39,964 he was outmaneuvered by a Chinese man named Yao. 225 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:42,255 Yao? Who the fuck is Yao? 226 00:09:42,338 --> 00:09:43,338 This guy. 227 00:09:44,338 --> 00:09:45,547 He's a Chinese manufacturer 228 00:09:45,630 --> 00:09:48,589 who just announced a partnership with guess who? 229 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:49,881 Laurie Bream. 230 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:53,630 She just led a $200 million round for something called YaoNet. 231 00:09:53,714 --> 00:09:56,630 So Laurie and Yao are manufacturing phones, 232 00:09:56,714 --> 00:09:58,380 and signing them onto our network. 233 00:09:58,463 --> 00:10:01,297 But why? Why would they wanna help us? 234 00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:02,547 Oh, shit. 235 00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:04,463 They're not helping us. They're attacking us. 236 00:10:04,547 --> 00:10:05,672 It's the 51% attack. 237 00:10:05,755 --> 00:10:07,630 Has to be. I'm sorry, what? 238 00:10:07,714 --> 00:10:08,672 A 51... 239 00:10:08,755 --> 00:10:10,922 (ice rattling loudly) 240 00:10:15,089 --> 00:10:16,630 A 51% attack... 241 00:10:16,714 --> 00:10:19,131 (ice continues rattling) 242 00:10:19,213 --> 00:10:21,714 The beauty of our decentralized internet 243 00:10:21,797 --> 00:10:23,672 is that no one controls it. 244 00:10:23,755 --> 00:10:27,797 But if 51% were controlled by one entity, 245 00:10:27,881 --> 00:10:30,172 like, say, Laurie and Yao, 246 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,755 they could rewrite the rules for everyone. 247 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,589 They can delete all of our users, 248 00:10:33,672 --> 00:10:36,380 all of our developer apps, crash our coin. 249 00:10:36,463 --> 00:10:39,797 This would be the end of Pied Piper. Fuck! 250 00:10:39,881 --> 00:10:41,672 Okay. How many devices do they have? 251 00:10:41,755 --> 00:10:42,755 (typing) 252 00:10:45,006 --> 00:10:48,547 Right now, they have 45% of our total. 253 00:10:48,630 --> 00:10:50,172 And gaining. Wait, Gilfoyle. 254 00:10:50,255 --> 00:10:53,255 Could you write a patch that kicks all of Yao's users off the network? 255 00:10:53,338 --> 00:10:55,297 I would have to rewrite our consensus protocol, 256 00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:57,297 but I could probably get that done in eight hours. 257 00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:58,505 Okay, that's good. 258 00:10:58,589 --> 00:10:59,755 And-- and how long do we have 259 00:10:59,839 --> 00:11:01,172 till we lose control of the network? 260 00:11:01,255 --> 00:11:03,714 At this rate, half that. 261 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,047 (groans) 262 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,630 (door opens) 263 00:11:06,714 --> 00:11:08,881 (panting) 264 00:11:08,964 --> 00:11:10,422 I just went for a run. 265 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,213 I sprinted... 266 00:11:14,297 --> 00:11:15,505 up the last bit, there. 267 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,213 I did open palm. 268 00:11:20,297 --> 00:11:21,547 Aaah! 269 00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:23,964 Wh-What's going on? 270 00:11:24,047 --> 00:11:26,672 Richard, there's no easy way to say this. 271 00:11:26,755 --> 00:11:29,089 Jian-Yang is moving back into the house. 272 00:11:30,463 --> 00:11:31,755 Right? 273 00:11:31,839 --> 00:11:34,964 Gavin, you've staked the entire future of this company 274 00:11:35,047 --> 00:11:37,338 on the Signature Box Three. 275 00:11:37,422 --> 00:11:38,463 Where are they? 276 00:11:38,547 --> 00:11:40,839 Well, the last two months have been challenging. 277 00:11:40,922 --> 00:11:42,255 The Chinese were petulant. 278 00:11:42,338 --> 00:11:44,463 The North Carolinians proved very entitled. 279 00:11:44,547 --> 00:11:47,964 And I held out hopes for our experiment in the Yukon Territories. 280 00:11:48,047 --> 00:11:49,297 But as it happens, 281 00:11:49,380 --> 00:11:52,338 the Inuit are surprisingly adept at collective bargaining. 282 00:11:52,422 --> 00:11:53,755 But fear not, 283 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:56,422 I am in the early stages of a new plan. 284 00:11:56,505 --> 00:12:01,172 Did you know that some of America's most capable, motivated laborers 285 00:12:01,255 --> 00:12:03,422 are at this moment awaiting execution? 286 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:04,755 Gavin. 287 00:12:04,839 --> 00:12:07,755 How many boxes have you actually managed to produce? 288 00:12:07,839 --> 00:12:09,297 Well, we have the 40 prototypes, 289 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,380 which we've been using to drive sales. 290 00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:13,589 And? And... 291 00:12:14,964 --> 00:12:16,630 they are very impressive. 292 00:12:16,714 --> 00:12:17,714 I see. 293 00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:20,755 I guess it's time we tell you. 294 00:12:20,839 --> 00:12:22,380 We've been exploring the viability 295 00:12:22,463 --> 00:12:23,922 of an acquisition with Amazon. 296 00:12:24,006 --> 00:12:25,547 Rachel: The talks are still preliminary, 297 00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:27,881 but thus far, they seem quite promising. 298 00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:30,297 You expect me to work for Jeff Bezos? 299 00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:31,755 No fucking way. 300 00:12:31,839 --> 00:12:33,338 I mean, don't take this as any kind of threat, 301 00:12:33,422 --> 00:12:36,422 but if Amazon buys this company, I am out. 302 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,463 We spoke to Jeff an hour ago. 303 00:12:38,547 --> 00:12:41,922 It sounds like the two of you are on the same page about that. 304 00:12:44,672 --> 00:12:47,047 Priyanka, start separating legitimate users 305 00:12:47,131 --> 00:12:48,131 into their own pool. 306 00:12:48,213 --> 00:12:50,338 Becky, I need you to rate-limit enemy devices. 307 00:12:50,422 --> 00:12:53,547 Danny, find shortcuts to deploy a new consensus protocol. 308 00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:55,839 Sorry, but we're never gonna finish in time. 309 00:12:55,922 --> 00:12:57,297 Not with that attitude. 310 00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:59,922 Yeah, we would need to add a shit ton more users immediately. 311 00:13:00,006 --> 00:13:03,463 Working on it. Colin, hey. It's-- it's Richard Hendricks. 312 00:13:03,547 --> 00:13:04,881 Leaving you another voicemail. 313 00:13:04,964 --> 00:13:08,006 Um, just wanted to talk to you about your game. 314 00:13:08,089 --> 00:13:12,297 And, uh, those, uh, 80,000 users you got there. 315 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:14,881 And also, to apologize for last night. 316 00:13:14,964 --> 00:13:18,338 You know, I was just really wasted. I was so drunk. 317 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,006 We had such a crazy party going on. 318 00:13:20,089 --> 00:13:22,297 Anyway, call me back and we'll, uh, 319 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:24,047 we'll chat some "Gates of Galloo." 320 00:13:24,131 --> 00:13:25,297 We'll, uh, we'll "Galloo" it up. 321 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:27,547 How's that sound? Well, just call me back. 322 00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:30,422 Okay? It's-- it's Richard Hendricks, it's... 323 00:13:31,589 --> 00:13:33,338 Thank you. Bye. 324 00:13:33,422 --> 00:13:35,338 Left another voicemail. Doesn't really matter. 325 00:13:35,422 --> 00:13:37,463 He's gonna be off the grid for the next three days. 326 00:13:37,547 --> 00:13:39,589 What? Yeah, I just spoke with his girlfriend. 327 00:13:39,672 --> 00:13:41,714 Whatever the fuck you said, he took really hard. 328 00:13:41,797 --> 00:13:43,714 Colin went camping. Alone. 329 00:13:43,797 --> 00:13:45,630 Well, did she say where he went? 330 00:13:45,714 --> 00:13:47,297 The Los Trancos Preserve? 331 00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:49,839 Wait. I know exactly where that is. 332 00:13:49,922 --> 00:13:51,380 I used to go foraging for mushrooms 333 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:53,839 with my friend Muriel there before she passed away. 334 00:13:53,922 --> 00:13:56,131 I could drive up there and-- and look for him. 335 00:13:56,213 --> 00:13:57,505 It's only 20 miles away 336 00:13:57,589 --> 00:13:59,797 and they don't really enforce the speed limit. 337 00:14:01,089 --> 00:14:03,131 Fuck your Volt. I'll drive. 338 00:14:04,714 --> 00:14:06,714 What-- what are you doing? I'm borrowing my Tesla. 339 00:14:06,797 --> 00:14:09,047 It's my Tesla. I pay for it. 340 00:14:09,131 --> 00:14:10,881 And if I don't get to Colin in time, 341 00:14:10,964 --> 00:14:12,672 Pied Piper ceases to exist. 342 00:14:12,755 --> 00:14:15,630 So, pretty please with a fucking cherry on top, 343 00:14:15,714 --> 00:14:17,505 can I borrow the Tesla I bought for you? 344 00:14:19,089 --> 00:14:20,839 Can Jared drive? No. 345 00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:23,213 Fine. Thank you. 346 00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:28,547 (footsteps approaching) 347 00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:30,047 So...? 348 00:14:30,131 --> 00:14:31,630 So... we're fucked. 349 00:14:31,714 --> 00:14:33,213 No, we're not. Okay, we just... 350 00:14:33,297 --> 00:14:34,297 We need a few more users 351 00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:36,672 to give Gilfoyle some breathing room and... 352 00:14:36,755 --> 00:14:38,797 And what if you call Dana from Quiver? 353 00:14:38,881 --> 00:14:40,547 He hates me. Everybody does. 354 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,630 And to be honest, they're right. I'm an asshole. 355 00:14:42,714 --> 00:14:43,964 No, you're not, Richard. 356 00:14:44,047 --> 00:14:45,213 Yes, I am. 357 00:14:45,297 --> 00:14:47,797 Colin was here last night, out there in the hallway, 358 00:14:47,881 --> 00:14:48,839 down on his luck 359 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,047 and he was begging me to take his subscribers. 360 00:14:51,131 --> 00:14:52,672 And I told him to... 361 00:14:52,755 --> 00:14:55,172 kiss... my piss. 362 00:14:56,172 --> 00:14:57,505 You what? Kiss my piss. 363 00:14:57,589 --> 00:14:59,172 I said it again and again. 364 00:14:59,255 --> 00:15:01,881 Oh my God. I did a dance. 365 00:15:03,755 --> 00:15:07,755 Okay, okay, okay. Let's just move on from... this. 366 00:15:07,839 --> 00:15:11,172 I am a spiteful, vengeful prick. 367 00:15:11,255 --> 00:15:12,672 Oh my God, Richard. 368 00:15:12,755 --> 00:15:13,797 Yes, you fucked up. 369 00:15:13,881 --> 00:15:16,089 But that doesn't mean you're a bad person. 370 00:15:16,172 --> 00:15:18,672 Look at you, you're sitting here, regretting it. 371 00:15:18,755 --> 00:15:20,172 That's not the move of an asshole. 372 00:15:20,255 --> 00:15:23,338 Okay? I mean, you think a guy like Gavin Belson just sits around, 373 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,255 feeling bad about being a dick to people? 374 00:15:25,338 --> 00:15:26,630 He doesn't even notice, okay? 375 00:15:26,714 --> 00:15:27,839 The guy's a prick when he was on top 376 00:15:27,922 --> 00:15:29,672 and now after everything that just happened, 377 00:15:29,755 --> 00:15:30,755 he's still gonna be a prick. 378 00:15:30,839 --> 00:15:32,630 What do you-- What do you mean? 379 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,255 Everything that just happened. What happened? 380 00:15:34,338 --> 00:15:37,755 I just read that Amazon's probably gonna be acquiring Hooli. 381 00:15:37,839 --> 00:15:38,797 What? 382 00:15:38,881 --> 00:15:40,797 Yeah, so Gavin Belson's gonna be out on his ass, 383 00:15:40,881 --> 00:15:42,839 but do you think he's gonna change at all because of it? 384 00:15:42,922 --> 00:15:44,589 No, he's always gonna be a... 385 00:15:44,672 --> 00:15:45,505 prick. 386 00:15:45,589 --> 00:15:47,797 Exactly. Okay, so stop whipping yourself 387 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,714 and let's just figure out what we can do. He's a prick. 388 00:15:50,797 --> 00:15:51,881 Yes. Gavin Belson is a prick. 389 00:15:51,964 --> 00:15:53,006 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 390 00:15:53,089 --> 00:15:55,714 He's a... he's a total... 391 00:15:55,797 --> 00:15:59,131 fucking prick. Wait, where are you going? 392 00:15:59,213 --> 00:16:00,839 Dinesh: How could it be this crowded? 393 00:16:00,922 --> 00:16:02,297 Burning Man's in two weeks, 394 00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:04,839 so people are beta testing their new gear. 395 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,172 Why would people who aren't refugees 396 00:16:07,255 --> 00:16:09,630 choose to come here and live like refugees? 397 00:16:09,714 --> 00:16:11,839 You know that's not, like, a desirable thing, right? 398 00:16:11,922 --> 00:16:13,672 Living like a refugee? Ugh! 399 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,922 This place is offensive to homeless people. 400 00:16:17,006 --> 00:16:18,797 Gavin (on speaker): Hello? Hello, Gavin? 401 00:16:18,881 --> 00:16:21,672 It's Richard Hendricks. Richard Hendricks. 402 00:16:21,755 --> 00:16:23,006 (glass clatters) 403 00:16:23,089 --> 00:16:24,505 Mind the glass. Yeah. 404 00:16:26,047 --> 00:16:28,131 Oh. It's all smashed up again. 405 00:16:28,213 --> 00:16:29,922 What do you want, Richard? 406 00:16:31,714 --> 00:16:32,630 I need your help. 407 00:16:32,714 --> 00:16:33,922 Look, my network is in trouble. 408 00:16:34,006 --> 00:16:36,172 And I know that deep down, in your heart, what you... 409 00:16:36,255 --> 00:16:38,047 Oh, for fuck's sake. You're not gonna give me 410 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,505 another one of your inspirational, 411 00:16:39,589 --> 00:16:42,006 in defense of great technology speeches, are you? 412 00:16:42,089 --> 00:16:43,630 Stand up and fight for innovation, 413 00:16:43,714 --> 00:16:44,672 that kind of bullshit? 414 00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:47,255 No. Exactly the opposite. 415 00:16:47,338 --> 00:16:50,047 I happen to know that a man named Yao 416 00:16:50,131 --> 00:16:52,006 fucked you over. 417 00:16:52,089 --> 00:16:53,672 How would you like to fuck him back? 418 00:16:54,672 --> 00:16:55,797 I'm listening. 419 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:57,463 I need you to attack me. 420 00:16:59,922 --> 00:17:01,547 Gavin (on phone): John? It's Gavin Belson. 421 00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:03,755 Oh. Hello. 422 00:17:03,839 --> 00:17:06,006 Listen, John. Do we still have the prototypes 423 00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:08,006 of my Signature Box Three strung up? 424 00:17:09,172 --> 00:17:10,338 Yeah. 425 00:17:12,338 --> 00:17:14,755 They told us they were gonna send more, but... 426 00:17:15,755 --> 00:17:17,047 they never did. 427 00:17:17,131 --> 00:17:18,297 Well, that's a long story. 428 00:17:20,463 --> 00:17:22,672 I got time. Yeah, listen, John... 429 00:17:22,755 --> 00:17:25,714 I need you to give admin access to Richard Hendricks. 430 00:17:25,797 --> 00:17:28,006 Becky, did you run connection throttling 431 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,881 on the latest batch of device IDs? 432 00:17:29,964 --> 00:17:31,964 Yes. You know why? 433 00:17:32,047 --> 00:17:33,422 I'm not a moron. 434 00:17:33,505 --> 00:17:35,422 Oh, I see. I'm the asshole. 435 00:17:35,505 --> 00:17:36,422 Really? 436 00:17:36,505 --> 00:17:37,922 You really wanna have this conversation? 437 00:17:38,006 --> 00:17:39,547 You're both assholes. 438 00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:41,672 Shut the fuck up. 439 00:17:42,922 --> 00:17:44,589 The fuck does it matter. 440 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:46,922 We're never gonna finish this patch in time, anyway. 441 00:17:47,006 --> 00:17:48,797 (ding) 442 00:17:48,881 --> 00:17:51,213 Wait, what the fuck... (phone vibrating) 443 00:17:51,297 --> 00:17:52,505 just happened? 444 00:17:55,213 --> 00:17:57,089 Dick, where are you? 445 00:17:57,172 --> 00:17:58,255 I'm at Gavin's. 446 00:17:58,338 --> 00:17:59,755 I just gave his boxes permission 447 00:17:59,839 --> 00:18:01,547 to mimic a shit-ton of phones on our network. 448 00:18:01,630 --> 00:18:03,047 A second attack. 449 00:18:03,131 --> 00:18:04,338 Richard (on phone): Yes, exactly. 450 00:18:04,422 --> 00:18:07,172 Now Yao can't get to 51%. Where are we with the patch? 451 00:18:07,255 --> 00:18:09,463 Close, but you do realize 452 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,255 that now that we're below 51%, 453 00:18:11,338 --> 00:18:13,006 we can't deploy it. 454 00:18:13,089 --> 00:18:14,463 For now, we can't win. 455 00:18:14,547 --> 00:18:17,131 But since Gavin is holding off Yao, we can't lose either. 456 00:18:17,213 --> 00:18:19,131 He just bought us some time. 457 00:18:19,213 --> 00:18:21,047 Okay, I'll see you in a bit. 458 00:18:21,131 --> 00:18:22,964 Well, Gavin, thank you very much. 459 00:18:23,047 --> 00:18:26,047 You just gave me and my guys a fighting chance. 460 00:18:26,131 --> 00:18:27,797 Is that what just happened here, Richard? 461 00:18:27,881 --> 00:18:29,047 Yes. 462 00:18:30,047 --> 00:18:31,505 No? Seems to me, 463 00:18:31,589 --> 00:18:34,047 you are the one that just gave me a fighting chance. 464 00:18:35,213 --> 00:18:36,380 Ni hao. 465 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,547 It's Gavin Belson for Mr. Yao. 466 00:18:38,630 --> 00:18:40,422 What the fuck are you doing? 467 00:18:41,505 --> 00:18:43,881 Jared: This is the last road, Dinesh. 468 00:18:43,964 --> 00:18:45,089 He's not here. 469 00:18:47,922 --> 00:18:51,422 Colin! Colin! 470 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,797 Will you shut the fuck up? 471 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,839 How would you like to die today, motherfucker? 472 00:18:54,922 --> 00:18:56,505 No, it's not a real death threat, sir. 473 00:18:56,589 --> 00:18:58,839 Jared: I'm sorry. I'm just stressed. (gunfire and screaming) 474 00:18:58,922 --> 00:19:00,505 Shut up for a second. You hear that? 475 00:19:00,589 --> 00:19:02,380 (gunfire and screaming continue) 476 00:19:07,089 --> 00:19:08,755 (gunfire and screaming continues) 477 00:19:15,505 --> 00:19:18,505 So, you want us to delete all of our phones? 478 00:19:18,589 --> 00:19:20,297 Right now, we're in a standoff. 479 00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:23,672 You can't win, but if you back off, I can. 480 00:19:23,755 --> 00:19:25,338 I have more devices than anyone, 481 00:19:25,422 --> 00:19:26,839 I will reach 51%, 482 00:19:26,922 --> 00:19:28,630 and take control of this little shit's network. 483 00:19:28,714 --> 00:19:30,006 You know, can I chime in here? 484 00:19:30,089 --> 00:19:34,463 I actually think that this is a bad idea, and... 485 00:19:34,547 --> 00:19:36,881 In exchange for deleting your principal competition, 486 00:19:36,964 --> 00:19:38,714 I'm simply asking for a partnership 487 00:19:38,797 --> 00:19:40,338 between your venture and Hooli. 488 00:19:40,422 --> 00:19:42,505 Well, he's actually leaving Hooli. They're firing him. 489 00:19:42,589 --> 00:19:44,172 So I don't know where the connection could-- 490 00:19:44,255 --> 00:19:45,714 for fuck's sake. 491 00:19:45,797 --> 00:19:47,672 I'm sure my board would find 492 00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:50,213 an arrangement between YaoNet and Hooli 493 00:19:50,297 --> 00:19:52,213 vastly preferable to fire sale-ing 494 00:19:52,297 --> 00:19:53,964 the company to Jeff Bezos. 495 00:19:54,047 --> 00:19:55,380 My proposal is I help you, 496 00:19:55,463 --> 00:19:57,755 in exchange for a 20% stake in your venture. 497 00:19:57,839 --> 00:19:59,255 And I have a counterproposal, 498 00:19:59,338 --> 00:20:03,338 that you do not do that. 499 00:20:03,422 --> 00:20:04,630 Gavin... 500 00:20:05,964 --> 00:20:07,297 How do we proceed? 501 00:20:08,755 --> 00:20:09,797 Because... 502 00:20:11,131 --> 00:20:12,255 We like it. 503 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:16,755 (klaxon blaring) 504 00:20:16,839 --> 00:20:19,630 (woman speaking in foreign language) 505 00:20:25,964 --> 00:20:27,755 (indistinct chatter) 506 00:20:27,839 --> 00:20:29,839 ♪ ♪ 507 00:20:35,714 --> 00:20:37,839 (gunfire and screaming continues) 508 00:20:41,922 --> 00:20:44,006 (explosions and screaming) 509 00:20:46,505 --> 00:20:47,672 (device beeps) (screaming stops) 510 00:20:47,755 --> 00:20:49,839 Hey, guys. What are you doing here? 511 00:20:49,922 --> 00:20:52,255 We tried calling you. A hundred times. 512 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,380 Yeah, I'm off the grid. 513 00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:55,505 And... 514 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:57,964 Done. 515 00:20:58,047 --> 00:20:59,672 All right, so the patch is ready? 516 00:20:59,755 --> 00:21:01,297 Indeed. 517 00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:02,964 Now, maybe someday, 518 00:21:03,047 --> 00:21:05,131 Dark Lord willing, we'll actually get to deploy... 519 00:21:05,213 --> 00:21:06,213 (gong rings) Boo-yah! 520 00:21:06,297 --> 00:21:08,297 We just crushed the patch, Pipers! 521 00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:11,131 Holden, give me that fucking mallet right now! 522 00:21:11,213 --> 00:21:13,463 Drop it! Wait, what the fuck? 523 00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:16,755 (phone vibrating) 524 00:21:18,505 --> 00:21:20,630 Care to tell me what the fuck is going on now? 525 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:21,922 Gavin is fucking us. (grinding) 526 00:21:22,006 --> 00:21:23,714 He just convinced Yao to pull his phones. 527 00:21:23,797 --> 00:21:25,047 What the fuck is that noise? 528 00:21:26,047 --> 00:21:27,422 Gavin's making ice cream. 529 00:21:27,505 --> 00:21:28,755 Fuck. Richard: Yeah. 530 00:21:28,839 --> 00:21:31,047 Gilfoyle: Can you kill his devices? No, I can't. 531 00:21:31,131 --> 00:21:33,047 He just had his server guy lock me out. 532 00:21:33,131 --> 00:21:34,297 Look, we need Colin. 533 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,755 We need "Galloo," now. 534 00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:39,964 All right, well, it's a pretty straight road from here, so... 535 00:21:40,047 --> 00:21:42,213 Hold on to your kidneys, motherfuckers! 536 00:21:42,297 --> 00:21:45,006 We are going Ludicrous! 537 00:21:45,089 --> 00:21:46,630 (beeping) 538 00:21:46,714 --> 00:21:48,006 What the fuck? 539 00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:49,714 (phone ringing, vibrating) 540 00:21:49,797 --> 00:21:51,505 Oh. What? 541 00:21:51,589 --> 00:21:54,047 Valet mode. You put me in fucking valet mode. 542 00:21:54,131 --> 00:21:56,006 You wrecked your Tesla. You're not wrecking mine. 543 00:21:56,089 --> 00:21:58,797 Come on, that caps me at 70 miles per hour, limits performance 544 00:21:58,881 --> 00:21:59,881 to 80 kilowatts. 545 00:21:59,964 --> 00:22:02,714 Come on, you have to let me do Ludicrous Mode, now! 546 00:22:02,797 --> 00:22:04,463 I've been a total gentleman about this. 547 00:22:04,547 --> 00:22:05,422 I have Colin! 548 00:22:05,505 --> 00:22:07,131 I want two more months of payments. 549 00:22:07,213 --> 00:22:08,964 One more month. 550 00:22:09,047 --> 00:22:12,255 Fine. Do not crash. 551 00:22:15,213 --> 00:22:16,505 Dinesh: Here we go. 552 00:22:16,589 --> 00:22:17,964 Three... 553 00:22:18,047 --> 00:22:19,006 two... 554 00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:20,172 one... 555 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:21,213 (car revving) 556 00:22:21,297 --> 00:22:22,714 (screaming) 557 00:22:22,797 --> 00:22:25,630 (distorted screaming) 558 00:22:28,505 --> 00:22:32,547 We've got all 63 distributed systems engineers on the job, Gavin. 559 00:22:32,630 --> 00:22:35,714 The patch you asked for is nearly finished. 560 00:22:35,797 --> 00:22:38,839 Wonderful. Call me when we hit 51%. 561 00:22:41,881 --> 00:22:44,047 Hey, Richard. I know what might cheer you up. 562 00:22:44,131 --> 00:22:45,463 How about a little ice cream? 563 00:22:47,463 --> 00:22:49,338 Come on, guys. Where the fuck are you? 564 00:22:49,422 --> 00:22:51,047 (indistinct police radio) 565 00:22:51,131 --> 00:22:52,338 Well, this is fucked. 566 00:22:52,422 --> 00:22:54,630 I heard on a podcast that patrol men 567 00:22:54,714 --> 00:22:57,797 are actually a lot more tempted by bribes than you might think. 568 00:23:00,006 --> 00:23:01,422 Officer, hi. 569 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:05,422 Is there anything I can do to make this all... 570 00:23:05,505 --> 00:23:06,672 go away? 571 00:23:06,755 --> 00:23:09,839 Sir, I would think very carefully 572 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:12,131 about the next words that come out of your mouth. 573 00:23:14,839 --> 00:23:15,797 Oh, shit. (alarm beeping) 574 00:23:17,839 --> 00:23:19,589 Well, look at that. (phone vibrates) 575 00:23:19,672 --> 00:23:21,089 51%. 576 00:23:21,172 --> 00:23:23,422 Yeah, Scott? 577 00:23:23,505 --> 00:23:24,630 Yes, I know. 578 00:23:24,714 --> 00:23:26,380 I just saw. 579 00:23:26,463 --> 00:23:28,630 No, not yet. Hold on a moment. 580 00:23:32,630 --> 00:23:33,589 Gavin. 581 00:23:33,672 --> 00:23:34,797 What is our status? 582 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,589 Friends, I'm about to delete 583 00:23:36,672 --> 00:23:37,922 Mr. Hendricks' life's work. 584 00:23:38,006 --> 00:23:40,881 I thought you'd wanna see it happen. 585 00:23:40,964 --> 00:23:42,547 Richard, was that too mean? 586 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,089 Oh, well. Should we get to it? 587 00:23:47,047 --> 00:23:48,922 Scott... Wait. 588 00:23:50,422 --> 00:23:53,131 Take it. Just take it. 589 00:23:53,213 --> 00:23:54,213 Take what? 590 00:23:54,297 --> 00:23:55,922 Pied Piper. 591 00:23:56,006 --> 00:23:57,463 The whole network. All of it. 592 00:23:57,547 --> 00:24:00,213 Just please don't destroy it. 593 00:24:00,297 --> 00:24:02,047 I'd rather give it away than watch it die. 594 00:24:03,338 --> 00:24:05,797 As much as I hate to admit, 595 00:24:05,881 --> 00:24:09,131 who better to take it than you, Gavin? 596 00:24:09,213 --> 00:24:12,547 I mean, you're really the only one 597 00:24:12,630 --> 00:24:15,755 who realizes what the decentralized internet could be. 598 00:24:15,839 --> 00:24:18,505 I find this uninteresting. Can we proceed? 599 00:24:18,589 --> 00:24:20,463 You wrote the patent and gave it to me. 600 00:24:20,547 --> 00:24:24,463 Hell, you hired the best 63 distributed systems engineers in the city. 601 00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:28,755 I mean, you could build this into what it was meant to be. 602 00:24:28,839 --> 00:24:29,797 Gavin, enough. 603 00:24:29,881 --> 00:24:32,338 Come on, you know that my network 604 00:24:32,422 --> 00:24:34,797 is way better than some knockoff. 605 00:24:34,881 --> 00:24:37,505 And instead of taking a minority stake in their company, 606 00:24:37,589 --> 00:24:39,422 you could take total control of mine. 607 00:24:40,714 --> 00:24:41,672 Why would you turn that down? 608 00:24:41,755 --> 00:24:44,255 Let's make it official. I will, uh... 609 00:24:45,922 --> 00:24:50,131 I will sign my company over to you. 610 00:24:50,213 --> 00:24:51,922 It's yours, Gavin. You win. 611 00:24:53,922 --> 00:24:55,006 Okay? 612 00:24:55,089 --> 00:24:57,672 Take it. Just please don't delete it. 613 00:24:57,755 --> 00:24:59,172 All our phones are turned off, now. 614 00:24:59,255 --> 00:25:02,797 Gavin, delete Pied Piper immediately or we will walk away. 615 00:25:03,755 --> 00:25:05,255 Not if I walk away first. 616 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:08,255 Sorry, but this gives me all the cards. 617 00:25:08,338 --> 00:25:09,505 I get Hooli back. 618 00:25:09,589 --> 00:25:12,922 Fuck Bezos and fuck you and your 20% offer. 619 00:25:13,006 --> 00:25:14,881 And fuck the Signature Box Three. 620 00:25:14,964 --> 00:25:16,755 I get a complete do-over. 621 00:25:16,839 --> 00:25:18,881 Tim Cook keeps inviting me to his brunches. 622 00:25:18,964 --> 00:25:19,964 Fuck him! 623 00:25:20,047 --> 00:25:22,255 I'll host the fucking brunches. 624 00:25:22,338 --> 00:25:24,547 All because Mr. Hendricks here 625 00:25:24,630 --> 00:25:26,338 was kind enough to... 626 00:25:26,422 --> 00:25:28,006 Sorry, what does this say? 627 00:25:28,089 --> 00:25:29,714 Kiss my... Piss. 628 00:25:31,505 --> 00:25:33,463 Kiss my piss. 629 00:25:34,547 --> 00:25:36,422 Kiss my piss. 630 00:25:38,797 --> 00:25:40,463 Richard, please stop the movement. Kiss my piss. 631 00:25:40,547 --> 00:25:42,172 I find it annoying. Richard: Kiss my piss. 632 00:25:42,255 --> 00:25:43,589 Yes, we don't like it. 633 00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:44,881 What the fuck are you doing, Richard? 634 00:25:44,964 --> 00:25:47,338 What does it look like? I'm fucking you over, Gavin. 635 00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:49,714 You're what? I was stalling! 636 00:25:52,089 --> 00:25:54,006 "Galloo"? What the fuck is "Galloo"? 637 00:25:54,089 --> 00:25:57,630 Colin: Kaboom. You just got 80,000 new users. 638 00:25:57,714 --> 00:25:59,714 Oh! Yes. 639 00:25:59,797 --> 00:26:01,422 (Jared laughing) 640 00:26:01,505 --> 00:26:03,589 Scott. Run the patch. 641 00:26:03,672 --> 00:26:05,006 It's not working. 642 00:26:05,089 --> 00:26:06,672 We've lost control of the network. 643 00:26:07,839 --> 00:26:09,006 Gilfoyle... 644 00:26:10,006 --> 00:26:11,297 when you're ready. 645 00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:13,839 Bombs away. 646 00:26:16,047 --> 00:26:18,297 (rapid beeping) 647 00:26:21,922 --> 00:26:23,131 What the fuck just happened? 648 00:26:23,213 --> 00:26:25,380 (powering down) 649 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,714 Colin, you did it. You saved us. 650 00:26:32,797 --> 00:26:34,630 No. That was all Dinesh. 651 00:26:34,714 --> 00:26:37,463 That was quick fucking thinking with that cop. Yeah. 652 00:26:37,547 --> 00:26:39,964 (distorted screaming) 653 00:26:40,047 --> 00:26:43,297 Yeah! 654 00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:44,797 Holden! Get the fuck down! 655 00:26:44,881 --> 00:26:46,213 Monica. 656 00:26:47,881 --> 00:26:49,089 Cheers. For me? 657 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:50,338 Holden: Yeah! 658 00:26:50,422 --> 00:26:52,463 You saw our coin price, right? 659 00:26:52,547 --> 00:26:54,089 It's going up. (Monica chuckles) 660 00:26:54,172 --> 00:26:55,672 Well, look at that. 661 00:26:55,755 --> 00:26:57,213 Holden: Come on! 662 00:26:58,630 --> 00:27:00,047 Jared finally broke him. 663 00:27:00,131 --> 00:27:01,797 Holden: Get it! Yeah. 664 00:27:01,881 --> 00:27:04,297 (clattering) 665 00:27:04,380 --> 00:27:06,047 I like you. 666 00:27:08,839 --> 00:27:10,505 Not in a-- 667 00:27:10,589 --> 00:27:11,881 Holden: Fuck yeah! 668 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,505 (clattering) 669 00:27:14,589 --> 00:27:16,172 Yeah. You understand what I'm saying. 670 00:27:16,255 --> 00:27:17,089 Sure. 671 00:27:17,172 --> 00:27:18,589 Come on, don't be assholes. 672 00:27:18,672 --> 00:27:19,672 We can still do our deal. 673 00:27:19,755 --> 00:27:21,047 You still need an American partner 674 00:27:21,131 --> 00:27:22,422 for your network, don't you? 675 00:27:22,505 --> 00:27:25,463 I believe we are now entitled to explore other options. 676 00:27:25,547 --> 00:27:26,881 Thanks for the help, Gavin. 677 00:27:26,964 --> 00:27:29,131 And, uh, thanks for the ice cream. 678 00:27:32,089 --> 00:27:33,463 (shatters) 679 00:27:33,547 --> 00:27:35,922 We will tell Jeff Bezos you say hello. 680 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:39,172 Yes? Yes. 681 00:27:40,255 --> 00:27:41,380 Yes. 682 00:27:43,422 --> 00:27:45,422 ♪ ♪ 683 00:27:48,630 --> 00:27:50,047 (loud banging) Gavin: Fuck! 684 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,380 And we'd be right up here. 685 00:27:55,463 --> 00:27:57,172 Ooh! Love the video fireplace. 686 00:27:57,255 --> 00:27:58,463 Yeah. 687 00:28:01,089 --> 00:28:03,505 Wow. It's magnificent. 688 00:28:03,589 --> 00:28:04,672 It's a little bright. 689 00:28:04,755 --> 00:28:07,422 But I could find a dark corner to settle into. 690 00:28:09,463 --> 00:28:10,964 It's great. 691 00:28:11,047 --> 00:28:12,213 When do these guys move out? 692 00:28:12,297 --> 00:28:13,547 Oh, no, this isn't our space. 693 00:28:13,630 --> 00:28:15,131 We're actually right through here. 694 00:28:21,380 --> 00:28:22,589 Here we go. 695 00:28:24,131 --> 00:28:25,255 What do you guys think? 696 00:28:25,338 --> 00:28:26,881 Uh, I'm sorry. 697 00:28:26,964 --> 00:28:29,089 What part of this would we be renting? 698 00:28:29,172 --> 00:28:30,547 All of it. 699 00:28:30,630 --> 00:28:31,797 What? 700 00:28:31,881 --> 00:28:34,089 Jared: Yeah, we're signing new developers every day. 701 00:28:34,172 --> 00:28:36,714 That's gonna require hundreds of new engineers, Richard. 702 00:28:36,797 --> 00:28:38,297 Monica: And the staff to support them. 703 00:28:38,380 --> 00:28:41,463 Legal, accounting, HR, government affairs. 704 00:28:41,547 --> 00:28:42,922 Richard: Whoa. Why would we need that? 705 00:28:43,006 --> 00:28:45,006 Monica: To deal with things like the NSA. 706 00:28:45,089 --> 00:28:46,047 They called yesterday. 707 00:28:46,131 --> 00:28:48,131 They have a lot of questions about our tech. 708 00:28:48,213 --> 00:28:50,505 And about inserting a back door. 709 00:28:50,589 --> 00:28:51,589 We can push back. 710 00:28:51,672 --> 00:28:52,755 Richard: Against the government? 711 00:28:52,839 --> 00:28:54,547 Dinesh: I don't love that. Gilfoyle: I do. 712 00:28:54,630 --> 00:28:56,172 Monica: Do you guys wanna see the second floor? 713 00:28:56,255 --> 00:28:57,255 Richard: There's another floor? 714 00:28:57,338 --> 00:28:58,505 Monica: There's three more, actually. 715 00:28:58,589 --> 00:29:00,047 This all used to be part of Hooli. 716 00:29:01,338 --> 00:29:02,297 Richard: Okay. 717 00:29:02,380 --> 00:29:05,172 (Richard retching and coughing) 718 00:29:05,255 --> 00:29:06,589 Richard: Whoa! 719 00:29:06,672 --> 00:29:08,338 Jared: I know. It's exciting, right? 720 00:29:08,422 --> 00:29:11,089 ("Getaway" by Uncle Walt's Band playing) 721 00:29:11,172 --> 00:29:14,297 ♪ All of the ground is turning green ♪ 722 00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:17,714 ♪ And Johnny's working on a big machine ♪ 723 00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:22,505 ♪ Eight months left for the working man to sing ♪ 724 00:29:24,505 --> 00:29:27,463 ♪ Down at the store, they are selling the ground ♪ 725 00:29:27,547 --> 00:29:30,964 ♪ And the teenagers are tearing the church house down ♪ 726 00:29:31,047 --> 00:29:36,089 ♪ Someday I'm going to make my getaway ♪ 727 00:29:37,839 --> 00:29:39,463 ♪ Someday ♪ 728 00:29:39,547 --> 00:29:41,047 ♪ Someday ♪ 729 00:29:41,131 --> 00:29:44,131 ♪ All of the children of the Heavenly King ♪ 730 00:29:44,213 --> 00:29:46,297 ♪ Are going to run away ♪ 731 00:29:46,380 --> 00:29:49,547 ♪ Make a getaway ♪ 732 00:29:49,630 --> 00:29:50,797 ♪ Whoa ♪ 733 00:29:50,881 --> 00:29:54,463 ♪ Someday, someday ♪ 734 00:29:54,547 --> 00:29:57,630 ♪ All of the children of the Heavenly King ♪ 735 00:29:57,714 --> 00:29:59,922 ♪ Are going to run away ♪ 736 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:03,422 ♪ Make a getaway ♪ 737 00:30:04,881 --> 00:30:07,338 (applause) 738 00:30:07,422 --> 00:30:08,797 Thank you!