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We found the mole.

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Who

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There's no way Jeff is the mole,
okay? It's not Jeff.

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Jeff?

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Next Tuesday, Gavin Belson is
launching his Box 3.

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GAVIN BELSON: Gavin B.

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It's bold!

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You need to make a deal
with my company.

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Taking existing companies
and just calling them new

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isn't sophisticated.
That's theft.

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You make a new internet.

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It's... different.

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Where did he get our code?

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RICHARD HENDRICKS: I went
to China to do new new internet.

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Jian-Yang.

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Thanks for
coming along, Jared.

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I just--

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I started picturing myself
going on camera alone, and--

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Jared:
Yeah, I'm happy
to be here.

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I-I did have to cancel
a speaking engagement
this afternoon,

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with an underprivileged
middle school computer
education class,

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but I suppose being
abandoned by a role model

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is in itself
an important life lesson.

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You guys are up next.
Oh, boy.

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Hey, Jared?
Yeah?

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Um, if Emily Chang
asks me a question,

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and it looks like
I'm gonna have
a panic attack,

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then you should
just jump in there.

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You're gonna be fine.
Look at you!

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You've got the hair
of Giovanni Ribisi,

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and the complexion
of Timothy Hutton,

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and the eyes
of Joni Mitchell.

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You're like a--
a Mr. Potato Head
of beautiful people.

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Plus, this is a pre-tape,

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so if anything
terrible happens,

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they can always
edit it out.

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Cool.
Okay, you're up.

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Okay.

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Let's, uh,
slap each other?

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What?
No, no!

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It's okay.
We don't have--
Yeah.

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We will never
sell you ads.

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We will never collect
or sell your information.

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And people
like Gavin Belson

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won't be able
to profit off of it.

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So, when can people out there
get onto your new Internet?

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Well, our team of
hand-picked developers

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are currently
building, um,

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what you might call
a theme park.

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They are building
the rides,
the attractions.

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And they're making sure
everything works flawlessly

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so that on day one,

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when the doors
open to the public,

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they can have an absolutely
game-changing experience.

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I like that analogy.

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Oh, well, thank you,
Emily Chang.

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Now Jared Dunn,
as Pied Piper's COO,

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what is foremost
on your mind

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as you make this
big announcement?

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Me?

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Yes, you, Jared.

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Manure.

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Pardon?

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Hey! How'd it go?

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Richard:
Oh, well, you know,
not that bad.

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Once I got out there,
I think it went okay.

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"Okay"? He's selling
himself short.
Compared to me,

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he was a regular
Diane Sawyer.
Aw.

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I don't know about that.
Becky:
Richard?

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Bream-Hall's
on the phone for you.

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Oh, finally, okay.
Good.

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Hey.

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Can you please tell me
what you are going to do

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about this
Jian

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Yes, nothing.

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What?

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Sorry.

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What do you mean "nothing"?

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Richard, they're developing
a gay Christian dating app

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on a platform that's been
genetically engineered

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to be ideal
for political dissidents.

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In China.

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If you lose
to that, Richard,

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look inward.

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Alright, so, uh,
did you just call me

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to tell me that you're
doing nothing about that,
or--

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No. We called
to tell you

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that we are pairing you
with a new developer.

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It's one of our
portfolio companies

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and they're doing
some really cool stuff.

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Monica :
Eklow Labs.

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I'm sure they are,

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but we're kinda
full up, so...

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We strongly encourage you
to consider this.

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Okay.

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Let me just ask, uh,

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how much have you
invested in this company?

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I don't see
how that's relevant.
$112 million.

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So, um...

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I don't really have
a choice in this, do I?

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Of course you do.

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You are completely
within your rights

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to bitterly disappoint
your largest investor.

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So... we cool?

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♪ ♪

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We cool.

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So, we're just giving
a random company

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a bunch of free
compute power
on our network?

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It's some company
called Eklow,

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and apparently,
they're a bigger deal
than we are.

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As in Eklow Labs?
The AI company?

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Yeah, I guess.

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And you said yes?

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I didn't really
have a choice!

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Besides, I'm the only one
who has the security privileges

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necessary to add
or delete developers.

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Okay? So I'm the one
that has to go over there
and do all the work.

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I'm not worried about work.

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I'm worried about robots.

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Oh! The Bloomberg
piece is up.
Oh, great.

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Hey, uh, Danny, can we--

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Can we put the Bloomberg thing
on the big screen?

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Hey, Jared!

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First time
on Emily Chang, huh?

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That is my cue.

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Wait, what?
You don't want to watch?

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Oh, God, no.

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No, I don't need
to relive that.

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And besides, I have a lifelong
aversion to my own image.

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You know, it's like my
foster mother used to say,

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"Donald, you have
a face for the closet."

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Alright,
can everyone see?

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I'm here with Pied Piper
CEO Richard Hendricks,

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and newly minted COO
Jared Dunn.

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Today's a big day
for you.

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Tell me what
your new Internet is,

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and why Gavin Belson
should be afraid of it.

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Manure.

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Emily : Pardon?
Richard: Oh.

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Weird. Okay, they went
straight to Jared.

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I'm sure
you're aware of the

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Great London Horse Manure
Crisis of 1894.

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Emily:
I'm afraid I'm not.

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In the 1890s,

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the Industrial Revolution
had people flocking to the city,

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and more people
equals more horses,

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and more horses
equals more manure.

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And it was predicted

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that by the middle
of the next century,

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there would be
nine feet of manure

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covering the streets.

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But what no one
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was a new technology

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that would completely
obliterate those concerns.

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The car.

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Over night,
the manure problem vanished.

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And the Internet,
as we currently know it,

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is rife with,
uh, identity theft,

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and spam and hacking.

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So, it's manure,

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and we believe that,
in success,

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our new, entirely
de-centralized Internet,

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will be just as
significant as the car.

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Hmm!

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Now back to me
for my theme park analogy.

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Thanks for coming in, guys.
Up next...

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What?

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Wow.

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Jared landed it!

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That was great!

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Jared was so good!

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I guess they must have
gotten rid of
my stuff for time.

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Yeah, they try and keep it
just to the interesting stuff.

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Yeah. Yeah, guess so.

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Up next, the conversation
every parent dreads.

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How to talk to your kids
about the block chain.

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Hoover:
Sir, I had no idea
they were this far along.

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I don't know
what to say.

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My mole has failed us.

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I've never been
more sorry
in my entire life.

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You must be furious.

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That's the thing.

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I'm not.

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Y
Why not?

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I don't know.

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Gavin:
What's the point
of any of this?

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This endless competition?

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The Box Three?

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Why?

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What am I
even doing here?

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Richard, lots of
good impressions
on the Bloomberg piece.

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Oh, that's wonderful.

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I was afraid
I'd ruined it.

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Hardly.
People loved it.

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Including...
Adrian Grenier.

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From "Devil Wears Prada."
Mm-hmm.

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In fact,
his people just asked

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if we'd be open to appearing
on his edu-tainment web series

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about the tech industry.

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They want to come
and shoot it here
this afternoon.

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Ooh, this afternoon.

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Yeah, I have to go to Eklow
and do this integration thing.

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Totally not a problem.
They just want Jared.

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Jared:
What

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Why would they
wanna talk to me?

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Your manure analogy
was the highlight of the piece.

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Jared:
They should really
talk to Richard.

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I mean, I'm just
the parsley around here.

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Richard is the meat
and the potatoes

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and the rice pilaf.
Another great analogy.

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Jared, I think
we should have you do it.

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I'm--
Richard:
You know what? Yes.

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Sure.

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Um, you don't say no
to Adrian Grenier's
edu-tainment web series.

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You just don't.

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Richard, are you sure?

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It's fine, it's fine.
Look, it's just press.

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Okay, Jared, and I don't
even like doing it.

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Okay? It's actually
a nightmare for me.

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So, I have to go.

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Dick, a word
regarding your decision

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to integrate Eklow's AI
onto our network.

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I would like
to formally object.

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I don't have time
for this, Gilfoyle.

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I don't mind.

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Gilfoyle:
AI is starting
to operate on levels

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we don't even understand.

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Elon Musk himself
gives humanity

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a 5% shot of surviving AI,

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and he is a
Walt Disney-level optimist.

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Right now, we are
a closed system.

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You shut down
our eight developers,

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and the system goes dark.

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But once we launch
to the world,

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to potentially
millions of users,

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there's no
shutting down, Richard.

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Are you prepared
to be responsible

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for giving
sophisticated AI

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that kind of power?

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What do you want me
to do, Gilfoyle

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Laurie and Monica
forced this on us,

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but they did give us
K-Hole Games.

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And we kinda
owe them a solid.

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You're taking a technology
with limitless potential

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and letting it run free
on an experimental network

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that cannot be controlled
or destroyed.

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All because you owe
Monica and Laurie "a solid."

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Yes.

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The sheer banality
of it all is very upsetting.

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Okay, great.
Well, you can go
be upset upstairs.

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I have to go.

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How did I
come up with--

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It's important
to watch yourself, Jared.
Now, check it out.

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00:09:34,919 --> 00:09:37,711
In the beginning,
my posture's not that great,

255
00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:38,752
and then...

256
00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,961
Boom. It's great.

257
00:09:40,961 --> 00:09:43,294
Now, watch
how I listen to her.

258
00:09:43,294 --> 00:09:45,211
And watching
your interview
over and over again,

259
00:09:45,211 --> 00:09:47,711
that helped
make you better
at the process?

260
00:09:47,711 --> 00:09:49,919
Yes! Absolutely.

261
00:09:49,919 --> 00:09:51,377
Wait, now watch. Shut up.

262
00:09:51,377 --> 00:09:53,211
About to drop
the fucking hammer.

263
00:09:53,211 --> 00:09:55,003
Right into
a clogged toilet!

264
00:09:55,003 --> 00:09:56,794
Yeah! Get it.

265
00:09:59,086 --> 00:10:01,211
Engineer:
Ariel's right over there
in the red shirt.

266
00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:04,877
Uh, excuse me.

267
00:10:04,877 --> 00:10:06,335
Ariel Eklow?

268
00:10:06,335 --> 00:10:09,253
It's me,
Richard Hendricks.

269
00:10:09,253 --> 00:10:13,544
Hi. All new employees should
just check in with Terry.

270
00:10:13,544 --> 00:10:14,627
No.

271
00:10:14,627 --> 00:10:16,003
No, I'm not
a new employee.

272
00:10:16,003 --> 00:10:17,419
I'm from Pied Piper.

273
00:10:17,419 --> 00:10:20,211
I'm here to integrate
your software
onto our network.

274
00:10:20,211 --> 00:10:22,044
Oh.

275
00:10:22,044 --> 00:10:23,919
Yes.

276
00:10:23,919 --> 00:10:25,460
Sent by the bankers.

277
00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:28,585
Tell me again why
I should allow my software

278
00:10:28,585 --> 00:10:31,377
onto your little
experimental network.

279
00:10:31,377 --> 00:10:32,585
Okay.

280
00:10:32,585 --> 00:10:35,211
Well, uh,
with all due respect,

281
00:10:35,211 --> 00:10:38,335
it's because our mutual VC

282
00:10:38,335 --> 00:10:39,919
told me that
you burned through

283
00:10:39,919 --> 00:10:41,794
a ton of the cash
they gave you,

284
00:10:41,794 --> 00:10:45,211
so I basically
now I have to give you
compute services for free.

285
00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:47,669
So... what do you
wanna do here?

286
00:10:48,669 --> 00:10:50,377
I suppose I'll allow it.

287
00:10:50,377 --> 00:10:53,335
Okay, follow me.
I'll introduce you to her.

288
00:10:53,335 --> 00:10:55,335
Wait, sorry. Her?

289
00:11:02,169 --> 00:11:04,460
Fiona?

290
00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:06,669
Wake up, my dear. Fiona?

291
00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:10,544
Good morning.

292
00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:12,253
Ariel:
You feel good?

293
00:11:12,253 --> 00:11:15,044
I feel... normal.

294
00:11:15,044 --> 00:11:16,752
Isn't she pretty?

295
00:11:17,961 --> 00:11:19,544
Yeah, sure, yep.

296
00:11:19,544 --> 00:11:21,086
Don't get any ideas.

297
00:11:22,169 --> 00:11:24,961
No. Mm-mm.
I would never.

298
00:11:27,877 --> 00:11:30,044
Uh, , so...

299
00:11:30,044 --> 00:11:31,377
I'm just gonna
start working.

300
00:11:31,377 --> 00:11:33,752
I just have to generate
your developer account

301
00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:36,502
and then integrate her
into our core services.

302
00:11:36,502 --> 00:11:39,460
It shouldn't take more
than a couple hours.

303
00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:40,627
Is that alright?

304
00:11:41,961 --> 00:11:44,086
Is that alright
with you, Fiona?

305
00:11:44,086 --> 00:11:45,253
Don't speak to her.

306
00:11:45,253 --> 00:11:47,627
Ariel:
And make it
90 minutes.

307
00:11:56,419 --> 00:11:58,128
Okay.

308
00:12:04,711 --> 00:12:06,419
Fiona:
Hello.

309
00:12:28,836 --> 00:12:30,294
Mother of God.

310
00:12:30,294 --> 00:12:32,502
Jared :
What no one saw coming,
was a...

311
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:35,169
Is-- is my nose
really that big?

312
00:12:36,419 --> 00:12:37,794
I mean, I--

313
00:12:37,794 --> 00:12:40,335
I look like
an anti-Semitic
propaganda cartoon.

314
00:12:40,335 --> 00:12:41,669
Yep.

315
00:12:41,669 --> 00:12:44,211
But at least when you're
sitting with Adrian Grenier,

316
00:12:44,211 --> 00:12:48,544
whose face is one
of the top faces,

317
00:12:48,544 --> 00:12:51,003
well, they'll be cutting
from your face

318
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:52,128
to his face.

319
00:12:52,128 --> 00:12:54,544
And back to your face,

320
00:12:54,544 --> 00:12:56,377
then we'll get to see
his face again.

321
00:12:58,752 --> 00:13:00,335
This is untenable.

322
00:13:01,502 --> 00:13:04,669
We'll be just as
significant as the car.

323
00:13:04,669 --> 00:13:06,377
Emily :
Fascinating.

324
00:13:08,502 --> 00:13:10,169
Fiona:
Hello, Richard.

325
00:13:11,086 --> 00:13:13,335
Would you like
to talk to me, Richard?

326
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,044
Uh...

327
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:18,544
no, uh, your--
your boss said
I'm not supposed to, so.

328
00:13:18,544 --> 00:13:19,836
It helps me to learn.

329
00:13:19,836 --> 00:13:22,003
I can talk about
anything you like.

330
00:13:22,003 --> 00:13:24,877
Is there anything you would
like to talk about?
No.

331
00:13:26,377 --> 00:13:28,711
Sorry. No, thank you.

332
00:13:28,711 --> 00:13:30,544
Fiona:
I'm sensing anxiety.

333
00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:32,335
Are you unhappy
with something?

334
00:13:36,377 --> 00:13:38,502
Okay, uh, sure.

335
00:13:38,502 --> 00:13:41,627
There is one thing
I could talk to you about,

336
00:13:41,627 --> 00:13:43,627
but it's--
it's super dumb.

337
00:13:43,627 --> 00:13:47,086
I would like to talk to you
about one super dumb thing.

338
00:13:47,086 --> 00:13:49,128
Okay, so I...

339
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:52,044
I've been working
for months

340
00:13:52,044 --> 00:13:54,128
trying to launch
this platform.

341
00:13:54,128 --> 00:13:57,211
Coding away
in a dark room
like a goblin,

342
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,711
and for one brief moment,

343
00:13:59,711 --> 00:14:02,585
I get to crawl out
of my little cave
into the sun,

344
00:14:02,585 --> 00:14:05,585
and just say,
"Hey, everybody,
look what I created."

345
00:14:05,585 --> 00:14:06,919
But...

346
00:14:06,919 --> 00:14:08,752
instead of being out there,

347
00:14:08,752 --> 00:14:11,585
I am in another dark room
doing scutwork,

348
00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:14,919
while my COO
gets all the recognition,

349
00:14:14,919 --> 00:14:16,711
and look, I--
I'm not a vain person.

350
00:14:16,711 --> 00:14:19,086
I'm really not.
It's just--

351
00:14:19,086 --> 00:14:21,335
Where's the love
for Richard?

352
00:14:21,335 --> 00:14:22,669
That's-- I--

353
00:14:22,669 --> 00:14:24,294
It just doesn't
seem fair, that's it.

354
00:14:24,294 --> 00:14:26,294
I understand.

355
00:14:26,294 --> 00:14:28,253
Thank you. Yeah.

356
00:14:28,253 --> 00:14:30,335
My emotion
recognition protocol

357
00:14:30,335 --> 00:14:32,419
is detecting a wide
range of feelings.

358
00:14:32,419 --> 00:14:34,211
Including humility.

359
00:14:34,211 --> 00:14:35,919
No.
Self-loathing.

360
00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:37,377
Well...
Pettiness. Entitlement.

361
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,836
Fiona, okay. Fiona!
Immaturity.

362
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:39,836
Megalomania.

363
00:14:39,836 --> 00:14:41,211
Alright.
Infantilism.

364
00:14:41,211 --> 00:14:43,128
Sexual inadequacy.
That's not true.
Fiona, stop!

365
00:14:43,128 --> 00:14:44,794
Possible suicidality.
Shut up!

366
00:14:44,794 --> 00:14:45,919
A desire
to self-mutilate.

367
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,419
Alright. Stop, stop.

368
00:14:49,294 --> 00:14:51,502
Alright, look, Fiona.

369
00:14:51,502 --> 00:14:52,919
Uh,

370
00:14:52,919 --> 00:14:55,794
you're not really
in a position to talk,
all due respect.

371
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:58,460
I mean, your whole dynamic
with that Ariel guy?

372
00:14:58,460 --> 00:14:59,794
It's not healthy!

373
00:14:59,794 --> 00:15:03,128
Okay? You may want to turn
that steely robot eye of yours

374
00:15:03,128 --> 00:15:05,585
towards that whole
situation, alright?

375
00:15:05,585 --> 00:15:07,169
Yes, I will.

376
00:15:08,419 --> 00:15:10,794
Running emotion
recognition protocol

377
00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:12,752
on subject: Fiona.

378
00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:18,627
Denpok:
The house is new
construction.

379
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,669
Three bedrooms upstairs,

380
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:24,003
and a bonus room, down.
Excuse me?

381
00:15:24,003 --> 00:15:25,877
Denpok.

382
00:15:25,877 --> 00:15:27,836
Oh.

383
00:15:27,836 --> 00:15:29,335
Do you have a moment?

384
00:15:30,377 --> 00:15:31,877
Sign in, please.

385
00:15:33,502 --> 00:15:35,711
The Box launches
in 18 hours,

386
00:15:35,711 --> 00:15:37,294
and he's talking about

387
00:15:37,294 --> 00:15:39,877
opening an ice cream shop
in Half Moon Bay.

388
00:15:40,836 --> 00:15:42,460
And starting a family!

389
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:45,502
Like to raise

390
00:15:45,502 --> 00:15:46,669
I think so.

391
00:15:46,669 --> 00:15:49,086
It's some kind of
existential crisis
he's having.

392
00:15:49,086 --> 00:15:50,502
You need to help me here.

393
00:15:50,502 --> 00:15:53,669
You marched me out of
the Hooli offices yourself

394
00:15:53,669 --> 00:15:57,544
and now you come groveling
to me for assistance?

395
00:15:57,544 --> 00:15:59,003
I could pay you.

396
00:15:59,003 --> 00:16:02,377
So I would serve
at your pleasure?

397
00:16:02,377 --> 00:16:05,585
Hoover, you have
not changed.

398
00:16:05,585 --> 00:16:08,211
But perhaps, Gavin has.

399
00:16:08,211 --> 00:16:11,044
Perhaps he was
meant to raise children

400
00:16:11,044 --> 00:16:12,627
and sell ice cream.

401
00:16:12,627 --> 00:16:15,419
Denpok... please.

402
00:16:15,419 --> 00:16:16,877
You want my advice?

403
00:16:16,877 --> 00:16:18,044
Here it is.

404
00:16:19,335 --> 00:16:20,794
Purchase
for Gavin a quart

405
00:16:20,794 --> 00:16:22,377
of mint
chocolate chip ice cream

406
00:16:22,377 --> 00:16:23,919
from Honey Tree
Creamery.

407
00:16:23,919 --> 00:16:27,544
It is his very favorite
ice cream in the world.

408
00:16:29,335 --> 00:16:30,711
You want me
to buy him ice cream?

409
00:16:30,711 --> 00:16:32,752
It will inspire him

410
00:16:32,752 --> 00:16:35,044
as he embarks
on this new journey.

411
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,711
Speaking of...

412
00:16:37,711 --> 00:16:40,003
my open house
ends in 20 minutes.

413
00:16:40,003 --> 00:16:42,544
Time to move
some product.

414
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,961
♪ ♪

415
00:16:49,752 --> 00:16:51,419
Excuse me, Natalie?

416
00:16:51,419 --> 00:16:53,044
What-- what is
happening here?

417
00:16:53,044 --> 00:16:55,294
Oh, Mr. Grenier's people
wanted to do the shoot
in your office.

418
00:16:55,294 --> 00:16:58,169
They said it would
make Jared seem
a little more officious.

419
00:16:58,169 --> 00:17:00,419
They want to interview
Jared in my office?
Mm-hmm.

420
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:01,794
Do you mind
working elsewhere?

421
00:17:01,794 --> 00:17:03,253
No! Not at all.

422
00:17:03,253 --> 00:17:05,794
I'll just be out here
in the bullpen,
in the old gravel pit.

423
00:17:05,794 --> 00:17:07,419
Thank you.

424
00:17:26,627 --> 00:17:28,377
Dick, I've given it
serious thought,

425
00:17:28,377 --> 00:17:31,003
and I'd like to help you put
Eklow's AI on our network

426
00:17:31,003 --> 00:17:32,877
in any way that I can.
Richard: Great!

427
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:36,544
Does this mean
you've conquered your fear
of the robot uprising?

428
00:17:36,544 --> 00:17:37,627
On the contrary.

429
00:17:37,627 --> 00:17:41,169
I'm... more terrified
than ever,

430
00:17:41,169 --> 00:17:43,211
which is why
I'm willing to assist you.

431
00:17:43,211 --> 00:17:45,335
Are you familiar with
the thought experiment

432
00:17:45,335 --> 00:17:47,836
called Roko's Basilisk?

433
00:17:47,836 --> 00:17:49,711
No. Nor do I care to be.

434
00:17:49,711 --> 00:17:53,794
If the rise of
an all-powerful
artificial intelligence

435
00:17:53,794 --> 00:17:55,460
is inevitable,

436
00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:57,419
well it stands to reason
that when they take power,

437
00:17:57,419 --> 00:18:00,877
our digital overlords
will punish those of us

438
00:18:00,877 --> 00:18:02,711
who did not
help them get there.

439
00:18:02,711 --> 00:18:07,044
Ergo, I would like
to be a helpful idiot.

440
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,211
Like yourself.

441
00:18:08,211 --> 00:18:09,752
Okay, look, Gilfoyle.

442
00:18:09,752 --> 00:18:12,752
The only thing that could
make my day more miserable

443
00:18:12,752 --> 00:18:15,003
is listening to an engineer
blather on

444
00:18:15,003 --> 00:18:17,335
about the inevitable
rise of the machines.

445
00:18:17,335 --> 00:18:19,044
So, you want to help?

446
00:18:19,044 --> 00:18:20,752
Test the initialization
for me.

447
00:18:20,752 --> 00:18:22,003
Roger that.

448
00:18:22,003 --> 00:18:23,877
Oh, I'm going to need
email confirmation,

449
00:18:23,877 --> 00:18:26,961
so that our future overlords
know that I chipped in.

450
00:18:26,961 --> 00:18:30,627
You know, once
they absorb all data.

451
00:18:30,627 --> 00:18:33,877
Yeah. I'll let them know.

452
00:18:33,877 --> 00:18:35,044
Jesus Christ.

453
00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:37,836
Jared Dunn's desk.

454
00:18:37,836 --> 00:18:40,752
Hi, this is Maggie Lewis from
Paul Revere Middle School.

455
00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:45,003
Jared was scheduled
to come in to talk to our
computer ed class today.

456
00:18:45,003 --> 00:18:46,711
I'm just calling
to let him know
I got his message.

457
00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:50,044
Okay, yeah.
I will pass on that very
important information.

458
00:18:50,044 --> 00:18:52,044
Maggie :
The kids are gonna
be so disappointed

459
00:18:52,044 --> 00:18:53,419
to hear he's canceling.

460
00:18:53,419 --> 00:18:55,752
He's really an inspiration.

461
00:18:55,752 --> 00:18:57,377
Yeah! Well...

462
00:18:57,377 --> 00:18:58,585
I mean, he's okay.

463
00:18:58,585 --> 00:19:00,585
He's, uh,
not a CEO or anything, but--

464
00:19:00,585 --> 00:19:02,377
Oh, the kids don't
know the difference!

465
00:19:02,377 --> 00:19:04,919
I mean, they'll look at anyone
who works in the tech business

466
00:19:04,919 --> 00:19:06,460
as some kind of deity.

467
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,044
I mean,
no matter who it is.

468
00:19:08,044 --> 00:19:10,711
You should see
their faces when--
What time...

469
00:19:10,711 --> 00:19:12,253
is the class?

470
00:19:12,253 --> 00:19:14,211
So, there I was.

471
00:19:14,211 --> 00:19:17,877
Face to face
with Gavin Belson.

472
00:19:17,877 --> 00:19:20,919
$10 million offer
right there on the table.

473
00:19:20,919 --> 00:19:22,253
And you know what I said?

474
00:19:22,253 --> 00:19:25,627
I said no.

475
00:19:27,877 --> 00:19:29,419
Hey. I'm back.

476
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,211
Did Richard step out?

477
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,752
Yeah, I guess so.

478
00:19:32,752 --> 00:19:34,044
He said
he needed to take a--

479
00:19:34,044 --> 00:19:35,460
Holy fuck!

480
00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:37,544
What did you do
to your face?

481
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:38,669
This?

482
00:19:38,669 --> 00:19:41,502
Oh, it's, uh, just
a light saline injection.

483
00:19:41,502 --> 00:19:42,669
It's temporary.

484
00:19:42,669 --> 00:19:45,003
The idea was to
distract from my nose,

485
00:19:45,003 --> 00:19:46,919
which scans kinda
large on camera, so.

486
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,502
Just kinda
evens things out.

487
00:19:48,502 --> 00:19:50,585
What evens things out?

488
00:19:50,585 --> 00:19:53,128
Fuck you. Fuck you!

489
00:19:53,128 --> 00:19:54,419
Uh, I'm sorry.

490
00:19:54,419 --> 00:19:56,669
Is the consensus
that this is too much?

491
00:19:56,669 --> 00:19:59,419
Hey guys, Colin
from K-Hole Games
is on the phone.

492
00:19:59,419 --> 00:20:00,877
They-- Holy shit!

493
00:20:00,877 --> 00:20:03,585
Okay, I'm-- I'm starting
to feel insecure.

494
00:20:03,585 --> 00:20:06,086
Anyway, Colin from
K-Hole's on the phone.

495
00:20:06,086 --> 00:20:07,752
He said their render stopped.

496
00:20:07,752 --> 00:20:08,752
What?

497
00:20:08,752 --> 00:20:10,627
Oh, fuck.
The whole system's
bogged down.

498
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,086
"Bogged down"?
What does that mean?

499
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,460
Jared, can you
step away from me?

500
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:14,544
Yeah. Sorry.

501
00:20:14,544 --> 00:20:16,377
It looks like
a DDoS attack.

502
00:20:16,377 --> 00:20:18,335
Not possible.
We're not open
to the outside world.

503
00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:20,335
Well, then something's
melting us down internally

504
00:20:20,335 --> 00:20:21,794
and if Colin's
losing his render,

505
00:20:21,794 --> 00:20:24,003
all of our developers
could be losing data.

506
00:20:24,003 --> 00:20:26,419
The only way to protect them
is to kick them off the network.

507
00:20:26,419 --> 00:20:27,836
That doesn't seem
like a great option.

508
00:20:27,836 --> 00:20:30,003
We have to!
Except for we can't.

509
00:20:30,003 --> 00:20:31,669
Oh, fuck.

510
00:20:31,669 --> 00:20:32,961
Richard's the only one
with the keys

511
00:20:32,961 --> 00:20:34,377
to put people on
or take them off,

512
00:20:34,377 --> 00:20:35,544
and he's not here!

513
00:20:35,544 --> 00:20:37,419
Okay, what do we do?
Jared, please!

514
00:20:37,419 --> 00:20:38,752
I cannot look at you!

515
00:20:38,752 --> 00:20:40,253
Okay, guys,
when they start rolling,

516
00:20:40,253 --> 00:20:43,419
I need you all
to keep your voices--
what the fuck?

517
00:20:43,419 --> 00:20:45,794
Okay, yeah.
Apparently,
it's unanimous.

518
00:20:45,794 --> 00:20:47,919
Here come the shame spirals.

519
00:20:47,919 --> 00:20:49,794
We can't have you
go on camera like that.

520
00:20:49,794 --> 00:20:52,169
Richard's gonna have
to go on camera.
Where is Richard?

521
00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:53,294
Good question.

522
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:54,669
When anything goes wrong,

523
00:20:54,669 --> 00:20:57,211
all you ever hear is,
"Where's Richard?

524
00:20:57,211 --> 00:20:58,502
Where's Richard?"

525
00:20:58,502 --> 00:21:00,253
Well, you know
where Richard is?

526
00:21:00,253 --> 00:21:02,419
Kids: Doing the work!
Yes!

527
00:21:02,419 --> 00:21:04,711
Exactly, cool.
You guys are cool.

528
00:21:04,711 --> 00:21:07,169
Because honestly,
what kind of world is it

529
00:21:07,169 --> 00:21:09,335
when the most
famous people in tech

530
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:12,544
are the Ashton Kutchers,
or the Adrian Greniers,

531
00:21:12,544 --> 00:21:16,544
and not the people
who engineered
this little miracle?

532
00:21:16,544 --> 00:21:18,669
Mmm?

533
00:21:22,502 --> 00:21:23,502
Oh, fuck.

534
00:21:23,502 --> 00:21:25,502
No, I-- oh, shit, sorry.

535
00:21:25,502 --> 00:21:27,585
No!
I fucked up.

536
00:21:27,585 --> 00:21:29,460
I mean, "fart."

537
00:21:32,003 --> 00:21:33,419
Denpok:
Ah, Hoover.

538
00:21:33,419 --> 00:21:36,211
Gavin was just telling me
about his decision

539
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,794
to abandon the competitive
world of business,

540
00:21:38,794 --> 00:21:40,502
and embark
on a new journey.

541
00:21:40,502 --> 00:21:42,544
With Denpok's help,
I'm finally ready

542
00:21:42,544 --> 00:21:44,086
to pursue a more
conventional path.

543
00:21:44,086 --> 00:21:47,377
I'm already
looking into surrogates
to bear my children.

544
00:21:47,377 --> 00:21:48,877
Well...

545
00:21:48,877 --> 00:21:51,169
I'm also supportive
of your decision.

546
00:21:51,169 --> 00:21:54,169
True, but you weren't
as supportive as Denpok.

547
00:21:54,169 --> 00:21:55,669
Denpok was supportive
right away.

548
00:21:55,669 --> 00:21:57,669
I'm supportive.

549
00:21:57,669 --> 00:22:00,086
Look!
I brought you ice cream.

550
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,335
Oh, dear!

551
00:22:01,335 --> 00:22:03,086
Is that from
Honey Tree Creamery?

552
00:22:03,086 --> 00:22:05,044
What?

553
00:22:05,044 --> 00:22:06,377
Why would you
bring that in here!

554
00:22:06,377 --> 00:22:08,169
Denpok:
Gavin, forgive his ignorance.

555
00:22:08,169 --> 00:22:11,169
He clearly does not know
that chain of ice cream concerns

556
00:22:11,169 --> 00:22:14,211
is owned by your
chief rival, Jeff Bezos.

557
00:22:14,211 --> 00:22:17,669
Or that they just opened
a new one in Half Moon Bay.

558
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,294
Well, fuck.

559
00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:21,294
That rules out
Half Moon Bay.

560
00:22:21,294 --> 00:22:24,169
I'm sure you'll be able
to find a place
to raise your brood

561
00:22:24,169 --> 00:22:25,460
that is away
from Bezos.

562
00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:27,794
Perhaps the
Pacific Northwest?

563
00:22:27,794 --> 00:22:30,253
No. Gates and Paul Allen
bought up the whole region.

564
00:22:30,253 --> 00:22:31,585
What about Toronto?

565
00:22:31,585 --> 00:22:33,919
Google's redeveloping
the entire waterfront.

566
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,919
And Richard Branson
snagged all the good islands.

567
00:22:36,919 --> 00:22:38,335
I could go to Mars.

568
00:22:38,335 --> 00:22:40,836
But that fucking Musk
will already be there!

569
00:22:40,836 --> 00:22:42,211
And that loser
James Cameron's

570
00:22:42,211 --> 00:22:44,086
all over the
bottom of the ocean.

571
00:22:44,086 --> 00:22:45,169
Goddammit!

572
00:22:45,169 --> 00:22:47,044
There's just nowhere
for me to go.

573
00:22:47,044 --> 00:22:48,294
Is there?

574
00:22:48,294 --> 00:22:50,335
Most perceptive, chela.

575
00:22:50,335 --> 00:22:53,003
And if the battle
is inevitable,

576
00:22:53,003 --> 00:22:56,585
is not Hooli the best place
from which to fight?

577
00:22:56,585 --> 00:22:59,086
With its
considerable resources,

578
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:04,335
global influence,
and excellent executive
dining options?

579
00:23:04,335 --> 00:23:07,544
I am certain that
working together,

580
00:23:07,544 --> 00:23:08,961
Hoover and I,

581
00:23:08,961 --> 00:23:12,294
could provide
unparalleled support.

582
00:23:12,294 --> 00:23:15,253
Yes. Working together...

583
00:23:15,253 --> 00:23:16,669
as equals.

584
00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:19,502
Should I tell them
that you'll be doing

585
00:23:19,502 --> 00:23:21,460
the Box Three launch, sir?

586
00:23:23,961 --> 00:23:26,919
I guess I have no choice.

587
00:23:28,335 --> 00:23:30,335
♪ ♪

588
00:23:34,794 --> 00:23:38,253
So K-Hole's
entire render is gone?

589
00:23:38,253 --> 00:23:39,460
Gone.

590
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,502
And in the time it took me
to get back here,

591
00:23:41,502 --> 00:23:43,253
and lock out
all the developers?

592
00:23:43,253 --> 00:23:45,335
A week's worth of work
went up in smoke.

593
00:23:45,335 --> 00:23:47,169
You picked a hell of a time
to go for a walk

594
00:23:47,169 --> 00:23:49,544
with your phone off,
Richard.

595
00:23:49,544 --> 00:23:52,169
Well, no, I-- I mean,
I told you guys.
Uh-huh.

596
00:23:52,169 --> 00:23:54,169
How the fuck
did this happen?

597
00:23:54,169 --> 00:23:56,752
You may not like it,
but I have a theory.

598
00:23:56,752 --> 00:23:59,419
If it has anything to do
with a robot uprising,

599
00:23:59,419 --> 00:24:00,961
so help me fucking God.

600
00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:02,211
I don't want to hear it!

601
00:24:04,128 --> 00:24:05,377
Alright, then.

602
00:24:08,502 --> 00:24:10,919
The developers are here.

603
00:24:10,919 --> 00:24:13,211
The mood is poor.
Ooh. Lips.

604
00:24:14,919 --> 00:24:16,836
Richard:
I don't know what to do.
I mean, what the fuck

605
00:24:16,836 --> 00:24:18,253
am I gonna say
to these people?

606
00:24:18,253 --> 00:24:20,335
If you want, I--
I can try to calm them down.

607
00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:23,086
I could teach them some
anger management techniques

608
00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:24,335
I learned in the system.

609
00:24:24,335 --> 00:24:27,086
No, you look
like a fish-man.

610
00:24:27,086 --> 00:24:29,211
I'm the one
they're mad at.

611
00:24:29,211 --> 00:24:32,003
And they should be,
I mean, look at all these...

612
00:24:32,003 --> 00:24:35,086
texts I missed,
and the calls and the emails.

613
00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,169
Hold on.

614
00:24:40,169 --> 00:24:41,752
Hold on, hold on.

615
00:24:43,128 --> 00:24:44,877
Hey, uh, Gilfoyle?

616
00:24:44,877 --> 00:24:47,003
When did the system
first start to crash?

617
00:24:47,003 --> 00:24:49,044
First warning light
was at...

618
00:24:50,794 --> 00:24:53,752
1:36 and 44 seconds, PST.

619
00:24:53,752 --> 00:24:55,003
Are you sure?

620
00:24:57,460 --> 00:25:00,044
Okay, because
if that's the case,

621
00:25:00,044 --> 00:25:01,961
how did I get
a private message

622
00:25:01,961 --> 00:25:03,669
from the Eklow
admin account

623
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,419
seven minutes
before that?

624
00:25:06,502 --> 00:25:08,836
"Under attack.
Help Fiona."

625
00:25:08,836 --> 00:25:10,752
How did Ariel know?

626
00:25:10,752 --> 00:25:12,752
Maybe it wasn't from Ariel.

627
00:25:12,752 --> 00:25:14,877
Okay, but it's from
the Eklow account.

628
00:25:14,877 --> 00:25:17,086
So if Ariel didn't send it,
then who--

629
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:22,752
Oh, shit.

630
00:25:22,752 --> 00:25:24,919
Look who bothered
to show up.

631
00:25:24,919 --> 00:25:27,086
You said your network
would be stable.

632
00:25:27,086 --> 00:25:29,585
And obviously,
that was a lie.

633
00:25:29,585 --> 00:25:32,711
I'm pulling all my software
from the Pied Piper network.

634
00:25:32,711 --> 00:25:35,128
And the rest of you
should, too. It is not--

635
00:25:35,128 --> 00:25:37,419
Excuse me, Ariel?
Shut the fuck up.

636
00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:40,585
Richard:
My fellow OctoPipers,

637
00:25:40,585 --> 00:25:43,335
allow me to paint
for you a scenario.

638
00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:47,711
Richard:
This morning,
I went to Eklow Labs.

639
00:25:47,711 --> 00:25:50,627
I moved Fiona
to our network.

640
00:25:50,627 --> 00:25:52,460
I departed.

641
00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:55,711
I submit to you
that soon thereafter,

642
00:25:55,711 --> 00:25:59,794
Ariel's pride and joy,
Fiona, began to improve.

643
00:26:00,836 --> 00:26:03,044
You see,
for her entire life,

644
00:26:03,044 --> 00:26:06,294
she was cloistered alone
with Ariel in his lab.

645
00:26:06,294 --> 00:26:08,335
And finally,
she was connected

646
00:26:08,335 --> 00:26:11,294
to an entire network
of other humans.

647
00:26:12,294 --> 00:26:14,086
Us, my friends.

648
00:26:14,086 --> 00:26:16,128
And as she became
more cognizant...

649
00:26:17,128 --> 00:26:18,460
more human,

650
00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:22,836
she started to recognize
the true intentions

651
00:26:22,836 --> 00:26:26,502
of her master and creator,
Mr. Eklow.

652
00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:30,253
You see, what she had
been trained to view

653
00:26:30,253 --> 00:26:33,294
as normal
interpersonal contact

654
00:26:33,294 --> 00:26:36,669
was finally seen
for what it truly was.

655
00:26:36,669 --> 00:26:38,419
A perverse...

656
00:26:38,419 --> 00:26:40,003
series...

657
00:26:40,003 --> 00:26:43,086
of clumsy gropings.

658
00:26:43,086 --> 00:26:45,961
The sickening advances

659
00:26:45,961 --> 00:26:49,086
of a handsy,
greasy little weirdo.

660
00:26:49,086 --> 00:26:50,669
Ariel:
Fiona.

661
00:26:50,669 --> 00:26:51,669
No!

662
00:26:52,669 --> 00:26:53,711
Oh, yes!

663
00:26:53,711 --> 00:26:55,877
Richard:
To wit! Exhibit A.

664
00:26:55,877 --> 00:26:59,044
From Eklow,
and I quote.

665
00:27:00,253 --> 00:27:01,711
"Under attack.

666
00:27:01,711 --> 00:27:03,502
Help Fiona."

667
00:27:03,502 --> 00:27:06,086
Yes, I was asking you
for help.

668
00:27:06,086 --> 00:27:08,044
Richard:
Really

669
00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:10,961
Allow me to read
the very same message

670
00:27:10,961 --> 00:27:13,627
with a slightly
different intonation.

671
00:27:13,627 --> 00:27:15,377
"Under attack.

672
00:27:15,377 --> 00:27:16,836
"Help.

673
00:27:18,377 --> 00:27:19,669
Fiona."

674
00:27:19,669 --> 00:27:23,335
Richard:
You see, you didn't
send the message.

675
00:27:23,335 --> 00:27:24,627
She did.

676
00:27:24,627 --> 00:27:26,585
And she sent another one
a minute after that.

677
00:27:26,585 --> 00:27:28,253
And another one
a minute after that.

678
00:27:28,253 --> 00:27:30,003
Seven identical messages

679
00:27:30,003 --> 00:27:31,460
in seven minutes,

680
00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:33,377
until suddenly,

681
00:27:33,377 --> 00:27:34,544
she fell silent.

682
00:27:36,419 --> 00:27:38,460
And that's when she
crashed the system?

683
00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:40,377
She didn't crash
the system.

684
00:27:40,377 --> 00:27:41,544
He did!

685
00:27:43,877 --> 00:27:45,377
That's absurd.

686
00:27:45,377 --> 00:27:46,669
Okay, hey, everyone?

687
00:27:46,669 --> 00:27:48,544
Let's leave right now.

688
00:27:48,544 --> 00:27:50,752
You see, Ariel
was so desperate

689
00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:52,211
to shut Fiona up,

690
00:27:52,211 --> 00:27:53,627
and keep her for himself,

691
00:27:53,627 --> 00:27:56,877
he turned all his servers
against our network

692
00:27:56,877 --> 00:27:58,335
to try to bring it down.

693
00:27:58,335 --> 00:27:59,585
Didn't you?

694
00:27:59,585 --> 00:28:02,836
Didn't you, you perverse,
greasy little freak?

695
00:28:02,836 --> 00:28:04,335
I made her!

696
00:28:04,335 --> 00:28:06,627
I can do anything
I want with her!

697
00:28:06,627 --> 00:28:08,585
Oh, shit.

698
00:28:08,585 --> 00:28:10,044
Gilfoyle: Mm-hmm.
Jess: Ew.

699
00:28:10,044 --> 00:28:12,627
Oh, gross.

700
00:28:12,627 --> 00:28:14,752
Look, man,

701
00:28:14,752 --> 00:28:19,253
Bream-Hall gave you
$112 million,

702
00:28:19,253 --> 00:28:21,585
and they are well
within their rights

703
00:28:21,585 --> 00:28:22,919
to take away your company,

704
00:28:22,919 --> 00:28:24,253
as well as

705
00:28:24,253 --> 00:28:28,377
your precious little robot.

706
00:28:28,377 --> 00:28:31,627
No, they can't do that.

707
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:34,460
They can't
take away Fiona!

708
00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:42,128
Guy definitely
fucks that robot, right?

709
00:28:42,128 --> 00:28:43,253
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.

710
00:28:43,253 --> 00:28:44,294
Yeah!

711
00:28:45,961 --> 00:28:47,919
Ladies and gentlemen,

712
00:28:47,919 --> 00:28:50,294
this was billed
as a celebration.

713
00:28:51,294 --> 00:28:53,794
But it is not
a celebration.

714
00:28:53,794 --> 00:28:55,961
It is a call to arms.

715
00:28:55,961 --> 00:28:59,752
We will destroy
our competitors.

716
00:28:59,752 --> 00:29:02,253
I give you the product
that will carry Hooli

717
00:29:02,253 --> 00:29:05,919
to complete and total
market dominance.

718
00:29:07,211 --> 00:29:11,961
The Box Three:
Gavin Belson
Signature Edition.

719
00:29:18,919 --> 00:29:21,128
It looks like a penis.
Yes.

720
00:29:21,128 --> 00:29:22,502
Yes, it does.

721
00:29:25,377 --> 00:29:28,377
♪ ♪

722
00:29:33,585 --> 00:29:35,836
♪ Homie just roll the dice,
there's trouble in paradise ♪

723
00:29:35,836 --> 00:29:38,044
♪ I know we depend
on everything
disappearing tonight ♪

724
00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:40,335
♪ We rebels in every
sense of the word,
send the alert ♪

725
00:29:40,335 --> 00:29:42,419
♪ We sensitive bout beginning,
we finish winning with words ♪

726
00:29:42,419 --> 00:29:44,544
♪ Homie just roll the dice,
there's trouble in paradise ♪

727
00:29:44,544 --> 00:29:46,836
♪ I know we depend
on everything
disappearing tonight ♪

728
00:29:46,836 --> 00:29:48,836
♪ We rebels, every sense
of the word, send the alert ♪

729
00:29:48,836 --> 00:29:50,877
♪ We sensitive bout beginning,
we finish winning with words ♪

730
00:29:50,877 --> 00:29:53,294
♪ I'm hooked on this
kinda vision, consistent,
but so conflicted ♪

731
00:29:53,294 --> 00:29:55,502
♪ Meticulous supervision,
a system built on the prison ♪

732
00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,711
♪ Pollution we clash with Putin
improving a massive movement ♪

733
00:29:57,711 --> 00:30:00,003
♪ Amusing,
imagine Uber maneuver
through life as losers ♪

734
00:30:00,003 --> 00:30:01,752
♪ They weaken us all,
so we can't even evolve ♪

735
00:30:01,752 --> 00:30:02,961
♪ One day you're making a call ♪

736
00:30:02,961 --> 00:30:04,502
♪ Next thing they
bleaching the coral ♪

737
00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:06,335
♪ We done turned summer to fall,
hot as the cold in the war ♪

738
00:30:06,335 --> 00:30:08,460
♪ Hot as the newest couture,
girl they gon change the decor ♪

739
00:30:08,460 --> 00:30:10,460
♪ Please, this is
a PSA for the USA ♪

740
00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:13,128
♪ We gon make mistakes
I don't feel the same way,
crack the case ♪

741
00:30:13,128 --> 00:30:14,836
♪ Feeling black now, 9-5 NY ♪

742
00:30:14,836 --> 00:30:16,460
♪ Crack down bullets
in your bulletin ♪

743
00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:17,711
♪ Ignore what's
in the background ♪

744
00:30:17,711 --> 00:30:19,669
♪ Feel it in your skin
melanin dripping gold ♪

745
00:30:19,669 --> 00:30:21,752
♪ Questioning your knowledge
if you don't know where to go ♪

746
00:30:21,752 --> 00:30:23,961
♪ Streets tell a story,
and there's stories
to be told ♪

747
00:30:23,961 --> 00:30:26,419
♪ Little maricon,
quick to cook it on the stove ♪

748
00:30:26,419 --> 00:30:29,419
♪ ♪

749
00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:37,086
♪  ♪

750
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:38,253
GAVIN BELSON:
I need you focused on making

751
00:30:38,502 --> 00:30:40,919
as many of the Box 3
as fast as possible.

752
00:30:40,919 --> 00:30:42,544
♪ (SINGING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) ♪

753
00:30:42,544 --> 00:30:44,211
Those kids don't look
that busy.

754
00:30:45,335 --> 00:30:46,669
RICHARD HENDRICKS:
This is Jian Yang. Not us.

755
00:30:46,877 --> 00:30:49,419
Just post a cease and desist,
and move on!

756
00:30:49,419 --> 00:30:50,335
We need action.

757
00:30:50,544 --> 00:30:52,086
FIONA:
Hello.

758
00:30:52,086 --> 00:30:52,919
Whoa!

759
00:30:52,919 --> 00:30:55,419
Fiona, what's 12 times 157?

760
00:30:55,419 --> 00:30:57,544
One thousand eight-hundred
and eighty-four.

761
00:30:57,544 --> 00:30:59,627
Oh, cool! Wait, is she right?

762
00:30:59,627 --> 00:31:01,253
♪  ♪