1 00:00:10,428 --> 00:00:14,557 Shit. I swear I deleted a picture, 2 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:19,729 but when I clicked back to the album, the icon reappeared, it undeleted itself. 3 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:22,023 But I can't get it to happen again, so... 4 00:00:22,106 --> 00:00:23,858 Hey, Richard, totally out of the blue, 5 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,902 do you know how we might be able to find that bug? 6 00:00:25,985 --> 00:00:29,197 No, dinesh. We are not releasing the beta. 7 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:32,491 We integrated the neural net a week ago. The platform is full of bugs. 8 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:35,077 But that is what a beta is for. 9 00:00:35,161 --> 00:00:40,291 You give it to people in the real world, they use it, and that is how we find the bugs. 10 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,293 Richard, Reid Hoffman says 11 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:45,272 if you're not mortally embarrassed by the quality of your initial release, 12 00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:46,547 you've released too late. 13 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:49,342 Okay. We already are mortally embarrassed. 14 00:00:49,425 --> 00:00:53,137 Okay? We move in and, subsequently, out of our offices, 15 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,056 mainly because it was too expensive. 16 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:59,268 We fired two CEOs, we've pivoted to a box, and then pivoted back. 17 00:00:59,352 --> 00:01:02,813 Any more bad word-of-mouth and we will be royally fucked. 18 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:04,774 Where's gilfoyle? 19 00:01:06,651 --> 00:01:10,613 Hey, gilfoyle, the deletion issue is ducking me again, and, um... 20 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:11,739 I'm sorry. 21 00:01:11,906 --> 00:01:12,990 Well, hey, Richard. 22 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:14,659 Hi, Tara. 23 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,582 I need to borrow your fella here for a second. 24 00:01:16,661 --> 00:01:18,329 All right, babe, I gotta go. 25 00:01:18,663 --> 00:01:20,581 Hey, when you check out the settings view, 26 00:01:20,665 --> 00:01:22,142 can you let me know if there's something weird 27 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:23,435 that happens with the submit button? 28 00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:25,836 It was a little weird when I was doing qa. 29 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:26,921 Yeah, okay. 30 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:30,132 - Sorry, the settings view for... - The beta. 31 00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:32,468 - The beta for... - Gilfoyle: Pied Piper. 32 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:35,805 It's a promising compression company that doesn't pay very well. 33 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:37,265 - You sent her the beta? - I did. 34 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:40,434 Are you fucking insane? It's not ready. It's riddled with bugs. 35 00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:43,938 Really? Cause I've been test-driving it all day, and it's pretty fucking awesome. 36 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:45,773 Really? You think so? 37 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:47,358 Yeah. For real. 38 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,402 Congratulations, Richard. It's so fucking cool. 39 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,570 And when the neural net kicks in, it's gonna be rad. 40 00:01:51,654 --> 00:01:53,489 But, you know, I did have one problem, though. 41 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:56,575 I tried to restore an old file and it asked me to confirm twice. 42 00:01:56,659 --> 00:01:58,452 Yeah, well, that was a bad merge. 43 00:01:58,536 --> 00:02:01,205 It's been there for months. I fixed it in 10 seconds. 44 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,374 Richard... 45 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:05,793 Maybe. 46 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,670 Yeah, maybe beta. 47 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:13,175 - Hi, dinesh. - Tara. 48 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:16,554 (Theme music playing) 49 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:26,731 Erlich: Wait, that can't be right. 50 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,816 How can bachmanity still be so far in the hole? 51 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,627 Look at all this shit that big head is selling. 52 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,571 He was renting virtually everything in the house. 53 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:34,697 He rented that Cannon? 54 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:39,327 It was for display purposes only. So you forfeit your deposit. 55 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:42,163 It's a Cannon. What's he supposed to do, not fire it? 56 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:43,539 That was the provision. 57 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:44,999 So that's it then, I guess. 58 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:46,542 Big head's really broke. 59 00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:50,379 You know what? He's young. He'll get past it. 60 00:02:50,463 --> 00:02:52,798 Nelson is not the only one who should be worried. 61 00:02:52,882 --> 00:02:54,884 - You were partners. - Fair point. 62 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:59,221 But shuttering a company in the tech world is almost a rite of passage, 63 00:02:59,305 --> 00:03:00,598 like herpes simplex one. 64 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:05,478 At first, it's ugly and embarrassing and you're disgusted by your own dick. 65 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:07,188 But after a while, 66 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:09,552 in the larger scheme of things, you realize it's really... 67 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:12,735 Mr. Bachman, you structured bachmanity as a general partnership. 68 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:17,615 Then, with no money in the bank, you threw a million-dollar luau on Alcatraz. 69 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:18,908 You're on the hook for that. 70 00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:23,037 And even declaring bankruptcy isn't going to absolve you of these debts. 71 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,705 Bankruptcy? 72 00:03:24,789 --> 00:03:26,433 - (Scoffs) - It's none of my business. Good luck. 73 00:03:26,457 --> 00:03:29,251 Wait, where are you going? We need you. You're our business manager. 74 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:31,587 There's no business remaining to manage. 75 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:32,963 Good day, Mr. Bachman. 76 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:35,758 Hey, good news. 77 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:37,611 They said we can each keep one of the cannonballs, 78 00:03:37,635 --> 00:03:39,428 so not a total loss, right? 79 00:03:42,932 --> 00:03:45,559 All right, so I've set up a sign-up page for the beta. 80 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:48,104 Now, we're gonna keep it small and secure, 81 00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:52,149 so that means we're limited to 10 invite codes each to send out. 82 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,110 I've already got my list. 83 00:03:54,193 --> 00:03:56,028 It's people that I know personally, 84 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:59,365 and people that I know I can trust. 85 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:02,868 Hmm, we only get 10 each. This could be prickly. 86 00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:04,995 Well, I'm out. I don't trust anyone. 87 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,747 It's a huge part of my belief system. 88 00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:09,041 You sent the beta to Tara. 89 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:11,752 Yeah, there was a transactional nature to that exchange, 90 00:04:11,836 --> 00:04:13,963 - which I'll get into if you want. - Pass. 91 00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:17,133 But it doesn't mean that I trust her, and I certainly don't trust anyone else. 92 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:20,594 Oh, in other words, you have no friends. 93 00:04:20,678 --> 00:04:21,679 Gilfoyle: On principle. 94 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:26,725 I could make what rises to your low standards of a friend any time I want. 95 00:04:26,809 --> 00:04:27,852 Sure you could. 96 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:31,564 Gilfoyle, if you're not gonna use your 10 invites, could dinesh and I have them? 97 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:34,442 Sure. Knock yourselves out. 98 00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:36,110 Loser. He's got no friends. 99 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:38,028 Okay. 100 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:40,614 Jared: Miriam, Sylvia... 101 00:04:45,828 --> 00:04:49,457 Oh, Samantha! (Chuckles) I almost forgot her. 102 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:52,918 You know, Jared, you can have all 10 of gilfoyle's invites. 103 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:54,712 - Much appreciated. - Yeah. 104 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:55,796 (Cell phone vibrates) 105 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,840 Monica, hello. 106 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,634 Um, did you honestly think that you could send me an email 107 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:04,388 telling me that you were launching the beta without sending me the beta? 108 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:05,931 Come on. I'm dying to see it. 109 00:05:06,015 --> 00:05:08,559 Well, I think the whole point, Monica, is to get the beta 110 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,328 -into the hands of unbiased people -(Erlich clears throat) 111 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,646 So they can give us an honest feedback, you know. 112 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:14,815 Besides, I just gave out my 10 invites. 113 00:05:14,899 --> 00:05:18,903 Oh, if Monica wants an invite, I could, like, squeeze her on my list. 114 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,030 - (Whispers) Are you sure? - Yeah, no problem. 115 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:22,990 Okay, Monica, well, you're in luck. 116 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,826 Dinesh has decided to give you one of his codes, so... 117 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:28,621 Great. I promise I'll find something terrible to say. 118 00:05:29,705 --> 00:05:33,792 Okay, so I did a rough accounting 119 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:36,295 of your assets and liabilities. 120 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:38,881 Jared, don't look at me like that. Just give it to me straight. 121 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:42,885 All right. Your house has appreciated in value since you bought it, 122 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:46,639 but if you sold it now for what zillow and redfin think it's worth... 123 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:48,432 I'd still be half a million in the hole. 124 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:50,643 Now, that's the bad news. 125 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:53,896 - Is there good news? - Well, it's unclear. 126 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:56,524 I went back through your records. 127 00:05:56,607 --> 00:06:01,195 Uh, at first, I'll admit, a bit voyeuristically, uh, to see where all of the money went, 128 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:04,198 and apart from the party expenses, (Laughs) Which were staggering... 129 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:05,282 Yeah. Fuck, yeah. 130 00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:06,992 But one numberjumped out at me. 131 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,203 Now, whoever did your accounting 132 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:13,666 earmarked almost 70% of big head's settlement money for taxes. 133 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:15,501 70%? 134 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:19,713 Even in taxo-alto, which I coined, it would be half that. 135 00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:21,048 Where did that money go? 136 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:24,426 Well, that is the $6-million question. 137 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,054 I may have the answer. 138 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:31,934 I'm sorry. You're accusing me of impropriety? 139 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:35,729 You, the man who spent $20,000 140 00:06:35,813 --> 00:06:38,566 renting giant fiberglass tiki heads, 141 00:06:38,983 --> 00:06:39,984 and $40,000 more 142 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:43,904 when one of them was misplaced on the way back to the rental house? 143 00:06:43,988 --> 00:06:47,074 I told you it wasn't misplaced. I know exactly where it is. 144 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:49,243 It's at the bottom of the bay. 145 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:53,080 I called you a thief because you, sir, have stolen from us. 146 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:56,000 Nelson, come on. You can't possibly believe this. 147 00:06:56,709 --> 00:06:59,044 - Sorry. - Don't apologize to him. 148 00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:00,754 - Oh, right. Sorry. - Thank you. 149 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:03,215 Arthur, you listen to me, and you listen good. 150 00:07:03,299 --> 00:07:06,760 I have people calling me 40 times a day asking for their money. 151 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:09,471 I even considered selling my house to pay them. 152 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:13,058 So you are going to go in your little fucking piggy bank right now 153 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:16,395 and pay back every fucking kopeck 154 00:07:16,729 --> 00:07:18,230 that you stole from big head. 155 00:07:18,314 --> 00:07:21,358 And if you don't, we're gonna take our little show on the road, 156 00:07:21,734 --> 00:07:24,862 perhaps perform it for a man named the da. 157 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:26,530 Ridiculous. 158 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:27,948 Very well. 159 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:31,952 Game on. 160 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:34,371 Let's go, big head. 161 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:37,082 Arth u r: Wait. 162 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:41,086 I may have moved around some of your money 163 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:42,921 in a way that wasn't exactly conventional. 164 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:45,466 - Give me back big head's fucking money! - Yeah! 165 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:47,009 - Sorry. Sorry. - No, you did good. 166 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:50,554 I can't, because I don't have it. 167 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:56,268 Hey, Marc, we may have a problem. 168 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:58,604 Marc: What's up? 169 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,731 Well, a buddy of mine at datatrode 170 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,984 sits next to a guy who just got invited to pied Piper's beta. 171 00:08:04,068 --> 00:08:05,903 Shit. They're already in beta? 172 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,112 Should I tell Gavin? 173 00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:09,073 Fuck, no. We're still two or three months out. 174 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:13,535 Yeah, if he hears pied Piper's already in beta, trust me, he'll lose his shit. 175 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:17,665 Fine. But if it ever comes up, I didn't hear about this. 176 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,604 Gavin: And this came in when? Hoover: Forty-three minutes ago. 177 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:24,463 And deleted six minutes after that. 178 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:27,257 Fortunately, the filters, which I had installed, sir, 179 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:28,717 caught the relevant keywords. 180 00:08:28,801 --> 00:08:30,678 I decided to walk it to you personally. 181 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:33,361 An employee's withholding critical information about a competitor. 182 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:34,807 This is a fireable offense. 183 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:36,308 You want me to bring this guy in? 184 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:41,730 Acting on this would expose the fact that we're reading employees' private emails, 185 00:08:41,814 --> 00:08:44,233 destroying the spirit of trust and freedom to innovate 186 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:46,360 that I've worked so hard to build here at hooli. 187 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,654 You know, it makes you wonder if the word "hooli" 188 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,989 has any meaning for these people whatsoever. 189 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:52,700 Is there anything I can do? 190 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,118 Yeah. 191 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:56,495 Get me a look at that pied Piper beta. 192 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,455 I will figure out a way, sir. 193 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,601 Finally. Where the fuck have you... 194 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:22,271 - Hey, thanks for the lift, Kevin. - Yeah, no worries. 195 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:26,442 Oh, Kevin, this is dinesh, one of my coworkers. 196 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:30,028 - Dinesh, this is Kevin. We met at philz coffee. - Hey. 197 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:33,657 - We're friends now. Isn't that right, Kevin? - Yeah. 198 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:37,870 All right, my friend. I should get to work, so thanks for the lift. 199 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,997 Kevin: Yeah. Gilfoyle: Thanks for the coffees. 200 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:44,793 Gilfoyle: Catch you later, my friend. 201 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,044 (Door closes) 202 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,005 That was my friend, Kevin. 203 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,507 Congratulations. You now have one friend. 204 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:53,218 He also said there was a bug on the landing page. 205 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,720 - Well, how severe is it? - Not bad. 206 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,803 Compared to the rest of what he said, it's nothing. 207 00:09:57,181 --> 00:10:00,142 Guys, uh, you might as we” hear this from me. 208 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:03,520 Uh, I just had a long talk about the beta with my friend, Todd chambers. 209 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:06,607 - The dropbox guy? - Yeah, he was emponee number 11. 210 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,776 Why did you send it to him? He hates everything. 211 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:10,670 Well, because I thought he would be honest with me, 212 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:13,697 and, um, he was, quite honest. Uh... 213 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:18,035 He said that in the 15 years he's been working in the valley, 214 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,413 our beta was the best beta he's ever seen. 215 00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:23,665 - By far. - What? Really? 216 00:10:23,749 --> 00:10:25,685 I don't want to count our chickens before they hatch. 217 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:28,462 I mean, 3% of hatchlings are born mutated or dead, 218 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:31,715 but we may have a healthy brood on our hands. 219 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,801 I'm getting the same reaction. 220 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:36,637 I mean, a few bugs here and there, but overall, they love it. 221 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,764 We might be holding pocket aces here. 222 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:39,973 Awesome. 223 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:42,309 Hey, guys. 224 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,645 - How you holding up? - Richard: Good, yeah. 225 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:47,105 I mean, just trying to make sense of all the feedback. 226 00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:50,025 Well, you know, I guess you just can't let it get in your head. 227 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:53,654 - Did you mean "go to my head"? - What did I say? 228 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:56,615 You said "get in your head," like it's a bad thing, but it's not. 229 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,242 - It's great. People love it. - Really? 230 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,744 Yeah. Yeah. I can't believe it myself. 231 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,096 (Chuckles) They're flipping out. 232 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,330 That's awesome. That... 233 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,707 And that's for the beta that you sent me? 234 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:08,591 No, Monica. It's for the other beta that we've got kicking around here. 235 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:15,884 I mean, I have an inbox full of raves here for the upload performance, the mobile, the... 236 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,803 What about the interface? 237 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:20,138 Did people have any issues with that? 238 00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,765 No, not at all. Why? 239 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,351 Do you have any issues with the interface? 240 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,312 I haven't actually had a chance to look at it yet. 241 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:30,649 Are you serious? You've been sitting on the beta for a day 242 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:33,318 after busting my balls about not getting an invite? 243 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:34,903 Pretty fuckin' lame. 244 00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:36,822 Yeah. Sorry. 245 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,657 Yeah. Lame. 246 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:42,035 I just got an email from my friend, Max karnow. 247 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:44,955 And he says, "I heard the beta's awesome. Can I get a look?" 248 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:48,000 Guys, I think we're starting to get some buzz. 249 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:52,379 You know, maybe we should talk to Laurie about moving up the official launch? 250 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,250 - You want to move it up? - Yeah, I think we're ready. 251 00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:57,426 I mean, do you think you could set the meeting? 252 00:11:58,302 --> 00:11:59,386 Yeah. 253 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:02,306 Yeah, I'll go tell Laurie right now. 254 00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:04,474 Richard: Okay. 255 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,394 What was that about? 256 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,187 - She's fucking weird. - (Door closes) 257 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:10,355 Hey, Richard, um, 258 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,192 if your friend Max karnow needs an invite, 259 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:17,154 you know, I could probably squeeze him on my list. 260 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,072 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 261 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:21,909 I'll have to freeze out one of my boys, but they'll get it. 262 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,202 Just shoot me his email. 263 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:30,751 The perpetrator has been losing money for other clients for years, 264 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:34,963 was lying to us and funneling our money to said other clients, 265 00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:37,382 therein, fucking us. 266 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:41,094 You know, I'm sorry to say this is not an uncommon occurrence. 267 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:45,390 Wait, it's not an uncommon... so then it... 268 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,100 Okay, got it. 269 00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:49,436 So if it makes any difference, 270 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:53,106 I'd like to vie for a lesser sentence, 271 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,359 if after he makes full restitution, 272 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,320 he would write a very convincing public apology, preferably... 273 00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,529 Mr. Bachman, 274 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:04,201 an action like this is very expensive and time-consuming, 275 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,579 and as you've already pointed out, even if you do prevail, 276 00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:10,666 the money is gone, unless you win a court order 277 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:13,335 allowing you to raid other innocent people's bank accounts, 278 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,920 and that's a tough sell, 279 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:19,466 even for a plaintiff who's more, uh, sympathetic. 280 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,718 Are you calling us unsympathetic? 281 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,845 You just threw a million-dollar party. 282 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:27,641 A tasteful polynesian affair, culturally accurate, 283 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,559 which I'm sure you would appreciate, 284 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:33,563 and one that we can no longer pay for because this criminal has left us flat broke. 285 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:34,731 Also not true. 286 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:38,652 You have a large stake in a company called pied Piper. 287 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,947 Yes, but I can't sell my shares at pied Piper. Not now. 288 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,865 Wouldn't it cover your outstanding debts? 289 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:47,077 Of course. But they could potentially be worth billions. 290 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,079 Yes, and how do you see that playing to people 291 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,790 who are being priced out of their homes by rich tech people? 292 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,751 Have either of you been on a jury? 293 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:58,672 No, of course not. I always get out of it. The fines are very reasonable. 294 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,507 You don't just throw those things away? 295 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,943 Gentlemen, let me tell you what I see. 296 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:05,762 I see two able-bodied, entitled young white men 297 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,932 who lucked into more money than most people see in five lifetimes, 298 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,393 and who, if they hadn't had their millions stolen, 299 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,870 would have promptly squandered them 300 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:16,773 on more things like relocated swimming pools and lost tiki heads. 301 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,276 It's not lost. 302 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:23,447 I know exactly where it is. It's in the bay. 303 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,408 And if your coast guard would be a little more helpful, 304 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,302 we probably could have dragged it out of there by now. 305 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,745 Mr. Bachman, 306 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:33,957 you pay those caterers and bartenders you owe money to, 307 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:37,878 or I assure you that I will prosecute. 308 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:41,757 Richard: Mr. Chugtai, 309 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,260 I am gonna need all the phone numbers of the people on your list. 310 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:49,306 I'm just calling everybody that was on the beta 311 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:53,143 and saying hi and a quick thank you and then just a couple of follow-up questions. 312 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,520 Yeah. I don't think so. 313 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,147 What do you mean? 314 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,316 Well, I mean, put yourself in their shoes. 315 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,986 They're, like, snowboarding in Tahoe or, like, banging some smokin' chick, 316 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,782 and then this fuckin' nerd calls and he wants to talk about his app. 317 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:07,866 Buzz-kill. 318 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,826 Wait. Your boys are where? 319 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,287 Well, those are just hypotheticals. 320 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:15,957 I mean, my boys could be anywhere. I don't keep track of my boys. 321 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,001 Actually, we can. 322 00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:22,631 We have the ip address and GPS coordinates for every active user, 323 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:26,259 so we can figure out just where your boys are at. 324 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:30,013 Um, you added a god-view? When did you do that? 325 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:33,183 Right before I gave it to Tara. I told you, trust no one. 326 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,103 Oh, that is very cool. Nice work, gilfoyle. 327 00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:40,065 And we can isolate each of our users. 328 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,399 Dinesh's, for example... 329 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:45,946 Before we invade people's privacy, there is a conversation about ethics. 330 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:50,408 Why is it that five of your users show up at this address? 331 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,120 Oh, it's buggy. 332 00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,413 Should we beta-test the god-view? 333 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:58,166 I'm happy to drag this out as long as you want to. 334 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,043 Fine. 335 00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:03,880 I was having trouble filling up my list, so I made up a few people. 336 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:08,468 Well, people do create imaginary friends to meet their emotional needs. 337 00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:12,430 When I was little, I used to pretend that I shared a room with Harriet tubman 338 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,391 and we were always planning our big escape. 339 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,184 Wait. 340 00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:20,897 Who is this, and why are they at the hooli campus? 341 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:21,982 What? 342 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,876 Did you give the beta to someone at fucking hooli? 343 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,110 Who's Max karnow? 344 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:29,197 Oh! That's not one of my friends. I have no friends. Got him from Richard. 345 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,074 No. No, that can't be right. 346 00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,660 Hoover: Iwent to Hendricks' Facebook page. 347 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,996 I found a friend of his that lived near palo alto, 348 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,915 searched his name and found that he was in the tech business. 349 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:43,253 I then came up with a great idea to dummy up an email account in his name, 350 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:47,424 sent a beta request to Hendricks, and then voila'. 351 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,385 - That's incredible. - Yes, well, it is my craft. 352 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:54,472 You see, I think security detail is like creating great jazz where we... 353 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:58,185 What are you talk... I'm talking about the beta. Will you shut the fuck up? 354 00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,562 - (Clears throat) - Fuck, this is good. 355 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,273 Their sign-up flow, their mobile app, it's just seamless. 356 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,649 How are they doing this? 357 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,128 I can put a team on that, sir. If you want to know how they... 358 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,821 What? Why are you so high-maintenance? 359 00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:12,240 - Do you want me to answer that, sir? - No! God damn it! 360 00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:13,950 You're so needy! 361 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:19,456 Okay, I just talked to the real Max karnow, and he had no idea about the beta. 362 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:23,043 Wow, um, clearly, we're dealing with a hooli spy here. 363 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,253 So what do we do? 364 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,756 I mean, shut down his account, obviously. 365 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,717 Yeah. On it. Sorry, dinesh. 366 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,887 You will now have one less fake friend. 367 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,513 Richard: Wait, gilfoyle. 368 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:40,018 Is shutting down this guy's account really the worst thing we can think of to do to him? 369 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,854 Oh, my god. Where the fuck is my head? 370 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,148 Stand by. 371 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,568 Gavin: Look at their compression ratios. 372 00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:51,363 The more files uploaded, the better they get? 373 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:52,656 Are we doing that? 374 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,741 No. Not really. 375 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:57,410 That's gotta be some kind of machine learning optimization. 376 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,746 - Maybe a neural net? - Well, then I want that. 377 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:03,416 You need to put that into our platform. Now. 378 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,479 I'm not even sure we have the resources here to engineer something like that. 379 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:09,297 And even if we did, our platform isn't designed to accommodate it. 380 00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:11,675 You're talking about a ground-up rebuild. 381 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:15,470 Great. So do that. And beat them to market. 382 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,639 That's impossible. 383 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,099 You're at hooli now, Marc. 384 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:24,688 And in case you didn't know, here at hooli, we make the impossible possible. 385 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,287 - So if I say I need... - (Computer beeps) 386 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,489 - What the fuck is happening? - Marc: Oh, shit! 387 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,487 It looks like a zip bomb. They must know it's us. 388 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,114 - That hard drive is fucked. - This is my personal laptop. 389 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,825 You opened a stolen beta on your personal computer? 390 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:38,785 Yes. And I installed it on my phone. 391 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:42,205 Shit. It could fry the entire system. 392 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,165 - Cut the power to the building! - No, Gavin. 393 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,502 It's isolated to your user account, so it's just your laptop and your phone. 394 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,504 It has no impact on the rest of the network. 395 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,524 You don't know that. You don't know shit. None of you do! 396 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,800 You don't even know what Hendricks is capable of. 397 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:58,430 Cut the power to the building! Cut the power to the building! 398 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,682 Gilfoyle: And that's that. 399 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:05,562 - And now, delete user. - Richard: Nice. 400 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,606 Wait, is that Monica? She finally opened it. 401 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,692 Oh, yeah. Well, that's odd. 402 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,695 It says here that she started using it yesterday. 403 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,988 - Wait, so she lied? - (Scoffs) 404 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,115 Why would she lie about using the beta? 405 00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:19,951 Yeah, why would dinesh lie about having friends? 406 00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:22,620 Why would Tara lie to me about fucking other guys 407 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:26,750 when we have a totally open and hedonistic relationship that allows for behavior like that? 408 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,085 Because people like to lie, Richard. 409 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,588 It's a war of all against all. 410 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,759 The history of humanity is a book written in blood. 411 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,511 We're all just animals in a pit. 412 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:43,099 - I feel very sad. - Fucking gilfoyle. 413 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:47,604 No, no. What are you doing? Get back to work. 414 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,148 On what? You powered down all the computers. 415 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:53,693 Use a notepad. Code on your phone. We have a deadline here. 416 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,737 No, Gavin, you have a deadline. 417 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,406 We quit, like we should have done the first time. 418 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,301 What first time? What are you talking about? 419 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,619 We both worked at nucleus right here in this room. 420 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,913 Yeah, before you fired us and rehired us 421 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,248 to do the exact same thing without ever noticing. 422 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,251 I invited you to my wedding, Gavin. 423 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:16,800 We just lost our key engineers. What the hell do we do now? 424 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,511 No one leaves this room until we figure it out. 425 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,681 Thanks for the lift. 426 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:26,267 Steve's place is pretty far away from everything, 427 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,853 but he's letting me stay on his couch for free, so... 428 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,315 And you were supposed to be my meal ticket. 429 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:34,811 - Yeah. - (Cell phone chimes) 430 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,778 Hold on. C.J. Called. 431 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:40,240 Cj: Hey, uh, just wanted to let you know about a great new story I'm chasing. 432 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:44,828 It's a cautionary tale of two young entrepreneurs who flew too close to the sun. 433 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,872 I mean, apparently, in the midst of losing millions, 434 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,916 they threw a huge party they couldn't afford. 435 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:53,420 I talked to two bartenders and a caterer who worked your party the other night. 436 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:56,297 None of them have been paid. Call me. 437 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,259 Well, it appears we've spent our last dime 438 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:03,805 acquiring a tech blog whose chief focus is chronicling our demise. 439 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,182 (Sighs) Jian-Yang. 440 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:09,352 Jian-Yang: Erlich bachman, is your refrigerator running? 441 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:11,396 This is Mike hunt. 442 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,192 Oh, here, here it is on the right. 443 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,779 Thanks, man. 444 00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:24,033 Hey, are you sure you're cool with me taking both cannonballs? 445 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,120 - I'm sure. - Thanks, partner. 446 00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:28,872 (Sighs) 447 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,209 (Clatters) 448 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,587 I got it. 449 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:45,346 (Soft music playing) 450 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:53,062 - I know you lied. - (Coughs) 451 00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,231 - Sorry. - What the fuck? 452 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,275 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 453 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,068 How the hell did you know that I was here? 454 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:01,362 Well, we have god-view on the beta, 455 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,490 and I saw you leave your office and come here. 456 00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,366 So you're stalking me? 457 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,553 Look, Monica, I know you're lying about not using the beta, 458 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:10,038 so why haven't I heard from you? 459 00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:12,832 - (Sighs) Richard... - No, it's okay. 460 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,210 If you don't like it, you can say it. 461 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:19,547 Everybody loves it, so I think I can handle one negative review. (Chuckles) 462 00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:24,260 Fine. I don't like it. 463 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:26,846 Really? Are you serious? Everybody else loves it. 464 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,849 I've never wanted to like something more in my life, Richard. 465 00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:32,685 - I just... I don't. - Okay. 466 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,021 What specifically do you not like about it? 467 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,440 Specifically? 468 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,236 - All of it. - (Sighs) 469 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:45,532 I mean, it's not, it's not the ux or the design or anything that you can tweak. 470 00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:49,577 It's just, the whole thing feels engineered. 471 00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:53,039 Okay. Well, that might make sense because, um, I'm an engineer. 472 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,625 Look, you've gotten oven/vhelmingly positive feedback. 473 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,503 The build is incredibly stable, and you're out of money. 474 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:03,925 So if you think it's ready, you should launch and unlock the next $3 million. 475 00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:08,137 Look, Monica, (sighs) I value your opinion, 476 00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:11,975 and you're the one that doesn't like it, so I don't know. 477 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:13,643 Richard, look. 478 00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,231 I passed on slack. 479 00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:20,692 Really? 480 00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:23,653 I never told Laurie. She'd probably fire me if she knew, 481 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:28,491 but I had a chance to buy 20% of slack for nothing, and I passed. 482 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:30,994 I didn't get it. I still don't. 483 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,663 I mean, what is it? Is it email? Is it a chat room? 484 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:37,083 Turns out, the answer is, it's a $3-billion company. 485 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,836 But that's the fucked-up thing about what we do. 486 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,629 Sometimes our opinion is wrong. 487 00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:43,715 And no matter how good something is, 488 00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:46,342 there's always gonna be someone who doesn't get it. 489 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,179 And unfortunately, with pied Piper, it's me. 490 00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:52,265 - (Monica sighs) - Um... 491 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:56,561 A week ago, I was worried about releasing a beta no one would like. 492 00:23:57,270 --> 00:24:00,106 I'm just bummed that you're the one that doesn't like it. 493 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:02,650 Which is why you can't listen to anyone else. 494 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,402 If you believe in something, 495 00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:07,363 don't let anyone talk you out of it, including me. 496 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:13,536 Peter Gregory always said, "don't invest in products, invest in people." 497 00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:16,581 I invested in you, 498 00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:18,916 and if you think it's ready to go, 499 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,711 I will go to Laurie and fight like hell for it. 500 00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:25,798 So, what do you want to do? 501 00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:30,195 Laurie: Congratulations, everyone. 502 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:31,447 Richard: Yeah, I can't believe it. 503 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,139 We're actually finally launching. 504 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:35,725 Yes. Tuesday, 9:00 am. 505 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,894 Pats on the back. Pats on the back. 506 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:48,446 Gentlemen, I just realized I've forgotten to take a shit. 507 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:51,991 So, uh, I'll see you back at the old homestead. 508 00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:53,242 Okay. 509 00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:01,834 Laune. 510 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:05,672 I have a business proposition I'd like to discuss with you. 511 00:25:07,048 --> 00:25:08,925 It's about my shares in pied Piper. 512 00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:15,765 Okay, t minus five minutes. 513 00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:18,851 Dinesh, are you still seriously squashing bugs? 514 00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:22,855 Not really. I'm so fucking tired, I'm creating more than I'm fixing. 515 00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:24,649 Where the fuck is gilfoyle? 516 00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:28,403 - This isn't easy for me to do. - (Whirring) 517 00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:31,447 You served me well, old friend. 518 00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:35,868 But we're transferring to aws now, 519 00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:41,874 and I'm afraid you can't come. 520 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:43,876 (Whirring stops) 521 00:25:46,921 --> 00:25:48,798 Oh, I'm pathetic? 522 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:54,470 I'd rather have a bunch of fake friends than be best friends with a fucking metal box. 523 00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:57,515 Can't you two see? 524 00:25:58,141 --> 00:25:59,851 You're each other's best friends. 525 00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:01,561 Both: Fuck you, Jared. 526 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,564 Yeah. Jinx. 527 00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,400 You owe each other a friendship. (Chuckles) 528 00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:10,523 - Dinesh: One minute. Holy shit. - (Cell phone rings) 529 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:12,196 Holy shit. 530 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,823 Excuse me. I gotta... 531 00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:17,160 - Hello? - Hey, it's c.J. 532 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:19,579 Uh, I just heard from the folks that worked your party. 533 00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:22,915 - And? - And it turns out they were paid in full. 534 00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:26,502 So apparently I owe you an apology, and I feel bad. 535 00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:29,422 Not as bad as I feel, I can assure you. 536 00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:30,506 (Phone beeps) 537 00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:32,300 Yeah, I'm getting another call. 538 00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:36,387 Hello? 539 00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:39,515 Jian-Yang: Erlich bachman, this is your mom, 540 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,768 and you are not my baby. 541 00:26:41,851 --> 00:26:45,646 Not now, jian-Yang! Not now! Go back into your room! 542 00:26:45,897 --> 00:26:46,898 (Sighs) 543 00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:49,609 - Sorry. - It's okay. 544 00:26:50,193 --> 00:26:51,433 Here we are, erlich. (Chuckles) 545 00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:53,404 Jobs and woz, woz and jobs. 546 00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:55,648 I mean, we did it. You and me, man, forever. (Chuckles) 547 00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:57,533 All right. 548 00:26:57,617 --> 00:27:00,536 Richard, never been more excited to be proven wrong. 549 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:04,540 Yeah, well, get ready for your lives to change forever. 550 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:13,841 All: Five, four, three, two, one...